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/ftl/ NEWS:
-- New freeloader incoming (but not tonight because wiggers failed)
-- Bam Margera came to the Fishtank for 1 hour and did nothing
-- Chat trolled Bam's wife into Markyposting IRL
-- CELL RIGGED : Ben made Aryeh and Direnc do RPS to determine cell winner, Aryeh won, but then he left the room first - Direnc declared winner of S4 cell (BORING!)
-- Tell the wiggers on Twitter to bring back MemeScreenโข! #BringBackMemeScreen
>Freeloader application linkzeosqo3goc0.typeform.com/to/DwJOVinY
>Watch Herewww.fishtank.live/
www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive
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>Show Archiveswww.fishtank.live/archive
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>>211905822
discovered the girl i liked has a tattoo. thinking about ending my life by applying to be a freeloader. its over
get some niggas in the tank NOW
wn2b contacting Ellie's father to get her away from Jet
FISH TANK IS FOR FUCKING FAGGOTS
I COULD KILL SAM HYDE IN A FIGHT
I COULD KILL ALL OF YOU BROWN FAT LITTLE FAGGOTS IN A FIGHT
THIS SHILL THREAD IS FOR FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS
YOU ARE THE SHIT BENEATH A NIGGER'S TONGUE
I SEND YOU TO HELL
did they turn tts off or is it that dead
>>211907204piss is well known aphrodisiac
>pay $20k to get bam margera in the tank
>nobody knows who he is besides freddy
>he leaves after an hour
>but not before his girlfriend markyposts
Strike status?
Offer Jon 5k to show up for 3 weeks. Offer AlexB 5k to show up for 3 weeks. Have Burt come for free for 3 weeks. Saved your season
>We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Angie. We had content. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, produced and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your pride and your ego! You just had to have an elimination. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.
>>211907309get off the computer first you 400 pound faggot
i've watched every seasons and i've never lasted long enough to see Fatty or that guy in a suit. Does anyone else always quit mid season from wigger incompetence fatigue?
Where the fuck is Ella's Instagram?
i just wanna go on fishtank to workout in the garage then leave
these fuckin brown people just handed me a warm flat soda with no ice
I don't even think they had AC in their car
not cool brown people
not cool
>I am the creator of the fucking show
>Kick another hole in the wall and Ill kick your fucking head in
>You need to stop speaking so friendly to me
>>211907320>jet can we get you in the back yard for a confessional real quick
>top 3 day
>the threads are the most dead they've been all season
gloves off
>>211907270dooming over a tattoo is so retarded and gay
>>211907309Apply to be a freeloader, you are what the show needs right now. Bring it down for good
GUYS DON'T FORGET TO WISHLIST FISHTANK THE VIDEO GAME ON STEAM
JET PERSONALLY WORKED REALLY HARD ON IT!
first night where every fuckin room is dead and nothing is happening since i started watching
great
Iโm beating productions ass
>>211907342>>You need to stop speaking so friendly to meclip of this one?
>>211907336don't worry about it
From here on out all of my posts will be nice at best and neutral at worst
Claire on TJ
>tj is gay
>tj is boring
Cole on Claire
>shut the fuck up
Translated: I love you claire and I will fly you out to Arkansas. We have schools that teach wwise/fmod here please please jc won't answer my dms
they spent 60% of the seasons budget on what could have been a cameo video
>>211907337Thatโs jets girl
Remember when Tayleigh wandered into the woods and just started rambling about how much she hated Jimmy, after days of him defending her and trying to help her.
That was kind of fucked up
Just handed a nasty black dindu a warm soda with no ice lmfao get fucked big lipped bitch
>>211907330I only watched season 1 and quit when jon left. I opened the stream up twice after and it was pure simpbait and disgusting grossout humor with airsoftfatty.
It might be around the time I leave this season due to no content
>S1 - Coddled
>S2 - Dogpile
>S3 - Crashout
>S4 - Dynamics
>>211907348>the threads are the most dead they've been all seasonlets be honest here, bant carrying this shit while mondocord rides shotgun
>>211907341KAW
>>211907349depends how bad it is
like it could be her ex bfs name or some shit
I nailed a girl with her ex's initials on her bum but he had the same ones as me so it was whatever I guess
>Jet works hard for 10 days straight
>Takes 1 (ONE) day off
Y'all be screamin and cryin
>uhm best season ever guys. can i get laid now?
>internet finally restored
>check ftl for first time in hours
>it's 1:30am and all fish, including freddy, are asleep
holy fuck..
>>211907321>burt, jon, alex all crash out on the day, and leavenah, ricky berwick, andy dick, sleazy p martini, and nick fuentes are better guests
>>211907356No Marky
No Buy
>>211907403>a markypost for ants
>>211907411nothing happened all day literally
>>211907395Show improved after Jon left
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===ELLIE UPDATE===
ellie is sleeping SOUNDLY in b3, legs crossed at the ankle. her torso is gently rising and falling presumably in step with her unconscious breathing. AS I WRITE THIS she has MOVED her leg to rest one foot on the other
>>211907425jet was just recreating a classic
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>>211907407>Jet works "hard" for 10 days straight calling and buying airplane tickets for the contestants>takes a 6 week break
>>211907398nobody is saying "dynamics" but I keep seeing "moralfag"
i now fully believe the marky posters are unhinged. its a shit or get off the pot situation. channing fucked up her interview with null, so its clearly over for you guys. move on.
>>211907430Bam showed up and left, that was kinda cool
That BTS that Bams wife had shown like 8 wiggers in the basement. How are they so terrible at filling dead air
Did Angelina ever actually visit sharpfart? And do you think they fucked?
Scottyrockers need to be asking Jet on TTS when Scott will be on. Telling the fisu to ask for boxing training and rape escape
> stay awake for over 24 hours
> get a nap on a random piece of furniture while brazilians vacuum the room around you
> some fat old guy comes in and does skateboard tricks
people are complaining about how everyone but freddy and direnc reacted to bam margara but he was basically peter magic to them
>>211907413I think Jon hates Burt because of the gay edits. We'd get a boxing match. Burt cant fight so Jon wins. Production names Burt the winner, Jon crashes out. I would enjoy it
you can tell this is a real genuine catastrophic fuckup from the wiggers and not just a bit failing to pan out, like the kind of fuckup that might end the entire season early or even get sam to end his working relationship with the wiggers.
>>211907367I thought she liked TJ? Also has that lil nigga done anything since the Letty thing?
>>211907398>cole leaves over his shirts getting cut upwhat a pussy
>>211907270Like is it big and stupid and shitty? What/where is it?
>>211907403Wrong pic sorry
>>211907411If only you knew how lucky you were
Fishtank is just an elaborate metaphor for late-stage government.
Nothing gets done because all resources are focused on censorship, shilling and general damage control in a desperate attempt to manipulate their optics.
>>211907413get fouseytube in there
If production didn't have small egos they would have him back. Shouldnt put an orphan in charge of a project this large
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>$25
>0.2 hrs on record
what is wrong with these people
>>211907451are we still pretending like Channing has anything to do with marky
I never understood this cope
>Tomorrow is gonna be a "vibes repair" nontent day
>>211907407it's a 24/7 reality tv show where momentum is everything
he should know this though...
...he created the fucking show.
>>211907467What specifically?
I AM THE CREATOR OF THIS FUCKING SHOW
how do you respond without sounding mad
>>211907455no she said on stream today that he seemed like a weirdo and she's not doing that shit
>>211907407fumbling a good cast by being incompetent is not working hard
>>211907467They'll just do another ball brothers thing and make $50,000 in 30 minutes
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>>211907442IMPORTANT UPDATE
>>211907470Jet go make the fish do something
>>211907468she does like TJ
did jet really just spend all the money he made off this season on a 1 hour appearance of Bam Majera?
>>211907494Don't watch season 4, just wait for it to end.
>>211907451MARKY MARKY
BIG PURPLE
666
For me, it's Trish. (I'm so lonely, bros)
>>211907330I stuck with S1 for most of its run but stopped when The Cell 2 finale started because it sucked
I stopped watching S2 for a few days after Cole got kicked but ended up getting back into it (I regret this heavily)
I stuck with S3 until the RV trip and just did not bother with the rest of it
>>211907309Hey now who are you calling brown?
>>211907292wtf shouldnโt she go whatever school for free and just do classes that interest her while networking and fucking actual people in her industry? Not some nobody wiggers. Jet is evil and retarded
>>211907392it was really funny seeing her try and move a 250cc dirtbike while sam tried to roleplay with her being a vampire
and then she roleplayed about being bit and no one gave a shit lmfao
>>211907516he dipped into his balenciaga budget just to spoil us!
>>211907462Sam and production hates Burt more than Jon. They would love to see Burt get bruised up in a fight.
>>211907490Damn actually the most insightful post in a while
unironically made me think
>>211907504paging mister director!
>>211907504>Oh it shows Jet, it shows!
>>211907468the only thing tj has done is follow jupiter, jin and freddy on Instagram
>>211907407>Jet>works>hard
>>211907513legs facing the door, begging for Aryeh to break in and use her
>the wiggers spent hours and thousands setting up two half pipes so bam margera could skateboard for an hour in front of a bunch of immobile zoomers who had no clue who he was while his wife asked who marky was
>the freeloader they hyped all day flaked on them
I can't stop laughing at this shit. Imagine being Gyp Neptroon at this very moment
>>211907442It's a hard life being an attractive 18 year old Asian girl
>>211907516yeah, but did you see him skateboard!?
>>211907551/Users/gmac/Desktop/IMG_2738.jpg
bill ottman searching "bacon memes" on google images and springing a nostalgic smile
>>211907309this is cryokeen btw kek
>>211907551nah post chicken ladies
You all need to apologize to Angie
She wasn't just "simpbait", she was content
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Jetree Nepstein and Mizzlaine Maxwell
>>211907555I am convinced they actually thought Bam would be the freeloader.
>>211907513Havent dated a korean girl since high school. Got to get back on that yellow
so production gave up, right?
it's clear that sam is checked out and ben and jet are out of their element, right?
Is Xavier coming back? my nipples get hard whenever I think about bloodgames 2
>>211907388Perfect princess
>>211907433if u like juvenile grossout humor and the ugliest simpbait girls then yes
>>211907292she will definitely end up fucking her for the prize money
it's too late to save her
clout sharks wanna be gooned
you can't save them
>>211907542Sam hates Burt, Jet hates Jon
>>211907367Cute little fish flirting but no. This shit never works out. Get real lives, real networking and date friends of real friends
tomorrow feels like a vibe repair kind of day
sam shows up once every other day and when he does show he just sits on his laptop for a little bit and leaves
What does Sam do all day nowadays. Just tweet?
>>211907573her and jin were kicked too early for sure
just bring them back atp, oh wait the wiggers can't admit they fucked up geeg
>>211907573She was the heart and soul of the tank
>"due to some...extreme circumstances, your freeloader will not be arriving tonight"
>ragequits director's cam
>goes to the garage to angrily work out
what were the extreme circumstances?
>>211907407this shit makes me miss famous house desu
jet said today was a "top three day in fishtank history"
do you agree?
===ELLIE UPDATE===
She is presenting her shitter to the camera
>>211907612What is the laptop shit about?
>>211907611There is no vibe
>>211907569yeah thats cool too
>>211907564anyone else do this just now?
>>211907612Are him and Jet fighting. Is Jet too afraid to speak up
watermellie needs to be cuddled
>>211907586they rage quit tonight
lights out, they cut the yt stream and director cam without a word
just crashed out at my young adult church. called everyone trauma dumping nontent.
>>211907586He's been trying to save the nontent show for 3 fucking seasons now.
If Jet can't do it himself after 3 years why the fuck should Sam have to do it again?
He put Jet in charge.
Jet should be the one who does the heavy lifting
He's just grabbing as much cash as he can before forgetting about it
Same as Monomegabits
Same as Goldstriker Coffee
It's just a grift for him
The only one's we should be really mad at are the paypigs who spend $30 in TTS to @wigger if he likes Oranges or Apples
>>211907330>i've watched every seasons and i've never lasted long enough to see Fatty or that guy in a suit. Does anyone else always quit mid season from wigger incompetence fatigue?We're not even at mid season yet, this the hardest falloff yet.
>>211907631I think itโs a dumb bit, or heโs checking his reviews
Mods are asleep post Freddy Disco Elysium
>>211907612the gaslight this season is on the audience
>>211907586it would be really funny if sam just didn't show up anymore
>>211907551don't have any but just make believe this is a big black girl farting or something
>>211907555Isn't there a "discount Jackass" web show somewhere that the wiggers can pay to get some more entertaining people on the tank?
>>211907594Jon was grossout humor
>>211907586they all have been checked out since day 1
it's like they had no idea for this season and thought it would create itself. the games feel like an afterthought and they are always getting mad at the fish for not "making content"
>>211907636we mvst retvrn
>>211907607Mints, stop making faggot capeshit references and go shake your fat ass in the garage for us. Please.
>>211907516>Reward for The Cell is <$2k so nobody puts in any effort>$20k Bam appearanceKWAB
>>211907620ricky is an invalid and needs a special truck in order to not die on his trip over there.
>>211907604I will move mountains and ruin the lives of millions for contenr
>>211907573is she nude???
>>211907643I mean... the bam situation is kind of rough for 'em, I get that
yeah yeah it's their own doing/reaping what they sow but still
>>211907620it was a 20 year old girl that refused to give him a blowjob in the basement
>>211907659uhhh yea it's called ip2 I think or at least it was before it died now everyone is on kick and afraid of getting banned
ellie's feet are getting worse by the day
jet save her feet
jet neptune is NOT an earthrocker
>>211907642>watermellie needs to be cuddledYes
>>211907656bro, I've seriously been thinking that because of how absolutely dogshit this season is. I think they are genuinely out of ideas and struggling to put together a show.
>>211907612heโs a pill salesman now
>>211907666truffle shuffle phenotype
>>211907678>is she nude???anon that twich stream was WILD
no wonder she got a ban
>>211907542>>211907599Why hate on Burt just because you owe him money? Thatโs hardly his fault and heโs handled it better than literally anyone else would if they were scammed out of 50k
>>211907433....camping arc
>>211907678She has a strapless dress on
>>211907604Fishtank is more real than any other irl space, any person that goes on fishtank has more in common with someone else on the show than anyone else they would find elsewhere
>>211907573shes an ugly child and i think the only reason people liked her are daniel tier fuckin retards who think they
>have a chanceor
>are into children
>>211907573All she did was make Daniel incel rage
These days have been ass since production hasn't given a shit, not because she's gone
we need a phrase that is more severe than grim and fucked up, my vote is that we start saying dour and austere
>>211907458Is this from the video game
>>211907569disappointing, though her tits were bigger
>>211907690Imagine if she had no socks on
>>211907703Its more being a gay perverted delusional nigger I think
>>211907618another highlight of this night
>>211907700this shit is so funny
he should sell roids and HGH
>>211907709She's fucking 22
>>211907717no lol i just drew it cuz i was bored
>>211907703heโs literally a rapist and a scammer
Did Scott Sullivan get blacklisted because he btfoโd sams butt buddy jay dyed with the power of baron Julius Evola?
>>211907411today everyone was exhausted from the cell, their sleep schedules are fucked. plus the AC in the house wasnt working so they were lazying around hot as fuck
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>>211907700blud is becoming alex jones :skull:
>>211907479she might be boring
she might be nontent
she might be too young
she might be a bug
but at this point nobody can argue that she is objectively the most aesthetically pleasing fish of all time
>>211907750he was hogging all the gash
>>211907742she looks like a teenager and was pedobaiting pretty hard
Did they abandon the twist?
>>211907620They probably tried to get some random ass homeless person or someone weird looking and then pulled a wigger classic and Jewed them by barely giving them money and so they said naw. That's my guess.
Can someone tell me how Seth left the cell? i've not seen any clips or anyone mention it. Did he just wake up and walk out?
>>211907733this night was the last time vance was ever funny
Princess Ellie needs a princess pedicure NOW
>>211907644bet you're coddled as fuck by production, fag
>>211907742she acts and dressed like a 12 year old
the fuckin fresh 18 year old is more mature than her yet people are brainwashed into thinkin thats bad to want to fuck her over angie who has braces, pigtails, and acts like a kindergartener
>>211907750uhhh no it's because he tried to ruin two marriages in a single bathroom "bit" on a Livestream
>hire actual casting agency
>hire actual experienced producer
>create a defined schedule of the 42s, planning elim days, what competitions are in advance
>ensure your events always happen at same time during prime time
>establish an actual foundation of rules that the contestants and audience understand (it's not a "bit" if there is mass confusion)
>don't cast socially inept retards who live in their rooms
>only cast non-fans
>don't have sam be the host any longer, improve his attitude or find someone else
it's that simple
ellie knows she's only there because of simps
>>211907753mata nui unmatched sovl
>>211907748Is Burt Sam's Dorian Grey?
>>211907323We had Angie, we had Jin, we had Rachel
>>211907771the twist is there is no show
it's very avant garde
>>211907765You think she looks like a teen I feel itโs the braces but mostly every girl in their 20โs till like 25โs still look like a teen a bit
>>211907750What people always said in thread was because of some Bitchtank controversy involving sex in a bathroom or something? also Is Scott based and /ourguy/?
I was just thinking it sucks for Production that they hold grudges over petty shit. get over yourselves and have burt and jon come on already
>>211907777manipulated by the crackwhore, he was sleep deprived
>>211907789That's anti-neptunian as fuck dude
>>211907789i must once again posit:
why bother doing any of that when retards will pay you their disability checks so ben and jet will say their names while throwing a ball across the room
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Ellie update:
We are very close to an exposed navel.
>>211907789They tried that last season the casting agency blew up the whole operation before it started
>>211907771two more weeks.
trust the plan.
Producers are in control.
>>211907789so like season 3?
minus ian
because this season is all ians minus freddy
>>211907753The whole thing that made bionicle cool was robots in a tribal culture. It was just so unique. I felt some of that was lost when the story switched to metru-nui because then it just was straight sci-fi. And by the end the lore was getting a little up it's own ass. Somewhat saved by voya-nui though, which was an enjoyable arc
>>211907670But we learned money isn't a motivator
we've gotten a shit load of Ellie sleeptent after not seeing her for awhile in B2
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WASTED AND WOUNDED
do you think Frank would be a better producer than Jet
biggest thing missing for me that I don't understand why they're so lazy about it is no more production sharks. is it just every production member wanting their face shown and being e famous? now they only use the sharks rarely for bits or shark attacks, i feel like if every production member except jet and ben were sharks it would help the surreal vibe season 1 had.
>>211907824yeah i don't even blame them any more
>>211907789that costs money and effort
the point of the show isn't to entertain
it's to get jet laid and Sam rich
>>211907815EAR FUCKING OUT DUDE
>>211907760we try to not sexual 18yo's in these threads
>>211907824This.
The fact that they even paid $20k for Bam is weird in of itself
>>211907839>Ellie sleeptentThis will be the season that never happened.
>>211907828NEED to put a hapa in that belly
Can't wait for them to spend all day cleaning tomorrow in silence in preparation for the night's big introduction of two new freeloaders and a twist, to get a half hour Ball Brothers concert and Jet attempting to work out in the garage.
>>211907737They should paint him pink
>>211907829No, one of their own employees fucked up by sending everyone an email with fishtank in their signature, it wasn't the casting agency.
The way Ellie poses feels more natural and smooth. Angelina tries way too hard. When Angelina started pulling out the feet there was no allure
>>211907824really is DSP tier of lazy grifting
>>211907789>hire actual casti--fuck outta my ear bro i know what im doing *smears bbq sauce on keyboard* wow shes hot lets get her *open mouth chews* haha he has autism or something lets get him
>>211907855incoming betty crashout
>>211907700He's such a lowlife grifter, lol
>>211907855>winter jackets lol
>meg
>betty
>summer
>jon
>simmons
>scott
>alex b
>cole
>>211907539Theyโll never be able to recapture the magic of Bloodgames. Every single piece fell into place.
>>211907855>looks stubbornly at jonwhat a cunt
anyone else notice how TTS is down like 75% from season 3, barely any fish toys being purchased.
either all their whales left or production isn't faking people buying their stuff on the website anymore.
in season 3 each girl got like 5 plushies a day. endless TTS, endless fish toys. this season is such a black hole of revenue it's kind of insane to watch.
>>211907808i dont disagree but its especially apparent with her because the flio dna made her tiny and she has a small head
>>211907883i believe this
>>211907855Damn Jet dropped like 50 pounds after that work out sesh.
this doesn't look very comfortable
>>211907871bill ottman blunder
>>211907783I canโt figure out who this is
>>211907871their beanie wearing lawyer, no less
>>211907855Perfect princess
>>211907890That's the call
Swap the cast, you can keep freddy and direnc too
>>211907892Bloodgames had exactly 1.5 good days. The rest was utter nontent.
>>211907890They finally included me
>>211907834yes, season 3 was largely their best season before they were hoisted by their own petard in the last third
also do it without the famous house element, and just tell them straight up what the show is actually like
Insane that this is the season they bring Bam on.
whats the vance lore
where is he
>>211907904she's screencap farming
You can tell the wiggers are crashing out because they just unceremoniously ended Director cam without an outro or asking a fish to say something for it
>>211907890blacklist tank would be a great season. CK freeloader
>>211907899its the fuckin jackasses that cant think with their actual brain that give this illusion that shes somehow content but reality is they just wanted another girl to look at. who just happen to be small and look like a child
and it didnt help to see a fishtank fan, on the same show, who is named daniel, fall for her too.
>>211907708Hereโs the problem with that. Fishtank is a personality cult around this fat fuck and his adopted gay roided up dad. How is that going to be the foundation of a relationship of two people who arenโt crackheads? Works for some true retards like creature and her prison Nazi bf but fairly normal people I donโt think so
Since it's a dead night, I'll admit to being a new fishtank fag. Can someone tell me what gorian means?
>shows up
>gets 20k
>wife markyposts
>leaves
bill ottman composing and singing a song about asking for forgiveness for using the wrong email
>>211907933fired for dropping cake
>>211907913chicken lady
she used to post on bant with us and Ella (who?)
welp im a vampire now i guess
>>211907892The only thing that made Bloodgames good was that Jimmy was constantly bullied by everyone, and he just kept making it worse for himself by falling in love with creature and trying to dox everyone with information from his shitty discord
>>211907918We know the aussie dropped her, stop larping.
>>211907904wdym she looks comfy
>>211907899I think youโre talking more about her fashion sense, Iโm the same height and weight as her and I never have people see me as a child, I have younger looking face but she can still be short and tiny and look mature, she dresses young and is an age player
for all the issues the wiggers have, they are very good at finding people to be on their show. they've had 38 fish and only five real duds that had no business being there. not to mention all the freeloaders they've found who have positively impacted the show.
they really shouldn't worry about finding big names or lolcows who can provide cheap entertainment. they're better at fielding their own talent, and that's saying a lot considering they do virtually nothing else right.
>>211907943ah yes, i forgot too add CK
if some guy really paid $15k for an ellie date he paid for bam's appearance fee
jet paid nothing
Iโm starting to think thereโs something to the โSam just views himself as a paid actor, heโs not interested or invested anymoreโ theory. The whole laptop thing is him fulfilling his contract. He has to be onscreen for a certain amount of hours per season or week. But, as with everything else, the wiggers have absolutely nothing planned or written for him. Whereas in the past he would show up and come up with ideas himself, heโs now over it. He shows up, asks her what to do, jet says I dunno, so he just matches upstairs and sits and works on his own projects.
Insider
Letty missed her flight
>>211907919Frederinc tank will be a parallel stream of their trailer park house as they alternate between hatefucking and domestic disputes
>>211907962god i wish that were me
>>211907897There's still a disgusting amount of TTS going through
Who would the most disappointing freeloader be
TWIST ARRIVED IN GARAGE
also are none of you faggots even watching? it's been there for like 3 mins and nobody posted it here
>>211907954hey where did everybody go
>>211907954vampire cockbuddy... lore
>>211907923a lot of fuckin camera issues but when things worked they worked
but it only worked because EVERYONE was in on it and not tellin production they dont feel like doing something and to wait till tomorrow
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>>211907946Better than all the alternatives
Jet should be forced to be a fish
and also jet should be forced to act as the joker at all times
they were casting for season 3 while powtank was going on so it was definitely bill
>>211907953I hate both of those faggots in that screen cap.
>>211907789waste of energy posting this desu, the wiggers will be huffing galaxy gas in the basement and deflecting any criticism till the end of time
>>211907943What does this feel like, someone tell me
can't wait for them to still be sleeping at 3 pm tomorrow even though they went to bed early tonight
>>211907897Rachel had the trolls paying
Angie had the simps paying
>>211907962anon, why is your arm around the plushie? you sick fuck
>>211907990the paypigs should go on strike like S2. The problem was S2 was like 4 months after S1 so they ran out of cash. They had a year to save up for this
>>211907808>>211907968im not indignant about 18 year olds as fucking twitter trannys are but I legit dont understand how you can find women who dont look womanly attractive. Fishtank fans go NUTS over men like Josie is fucking flabbergasting to me. A cup tits go crazy ig
>>211907947ive been newfagging it up this whole time and people have been really nice about it
>Asks Sam if he can spend 20000 dollars to bring in Bam due to the RIP BAM meme
>Bam comes in, Marky posts, and leaves after 45 minutes
>Everyone online talks about the Marky clip instead of them having Bam Margera on the show
>Sam calls him and asks how it went
what did he say?
>>211907954In retrospect Tayleigh really did ruin Bloodgames
>>211907777Golem liked spinning green friend
Golem sad
>>211907991bringing in fatty would be the final nail in the coffin
>>211907953Chicken Lady is a real S1 throwback. Miss those threads. The rivalry between Josie fans and Letty fans was REAL
>>211907976>Well like ya know Sam's my Boss and stuff....
>>211907789But they can still make money winging it
>>211907839Looking at her nails, she must do her toes too
>>211908000>EVERYONE was in on it and not tellin production they dont feel like doing something and to wait till tomorrownot exactly true, chudgang was retiring early every night, but they could just send vampires or gobwin or whatever to base camp to force content
>>211907990lots of tts from 8pm onward was the production team.
>>211908029there's more to women than just femininity
>>211907785Get urself some bitches bro
>>211907957Jimmy redeemed himself when he beat Jon after he got cucked. It was unfortunate that he got some bruises the next day while scavenging
>>211908002He hasn't been seen since bitchtank.
>>211908040those were the real trenches
How hard is it to spend one week in a room brainstorming ideas for the show?
>>211908032>So I came up with this really funny bit for Dan and Seth where they act like wiggers, and we changed Seth's name to Jerry like in the /ftl/ memes
>>211908032>Made a "Yes, we got Bam" video for it>He just fucked offThat whole thing was so fucking funny
>>211907947i thought it was goranian? i dont even know anymore
>>211908050her pussy dried up so fast here
>>211908032>Am I still getting paid?
>>211908029I get that, I think bigger more feminine females are much prettier than male females, it sucks that girls canโt change their breast size unless you pay a shit ton of money and get called fake, but thereโs definitely ways to be smaller and not look like a kid
Honest question, no memes: do you think Production has a good pulse on the audience in understanding Freddy is legitimately their saving grace driving all the content, or do you think he's disposable as the rest and like Aryeh and think the show can survive without him?
>>211907909bill ottman gambit
>didn't make an IG post about being on the show
>didn't even follow the cast
Kek based Bam
>>211908052She's obsessive about her appearance, maybe even more than normal for an 18 year old Asian girl
>>211907947neptunian is something cinematic, surreal, yet overall positive, goranian is like that but dark and negative. someone wrote a really good high effort post about the difference between the two during s2 if anyone has it saved
>>211908064>when he beat Jon after he got cuckedNever happened.
>>211907962Jets not that skinny and his dick is bigger
did they actually pay Bam 20k to do cringey half assed birthday party theatrics for barely an hour
>>211908040good times. i used to be a letty defender until she went all in on IP2, i had to give up on her after that.
COLE IS LIVE
>COLE IS LIVE
>>211908091nah they know he's the man but he's probably a bitch to manage
>>211907933He asked to be fairly paid and was fired
>>211908032>uh, Bam had great chemistry with our cast of autistics who were 2 years old when he was last relevant
>>211908033My favorite part of bloodgames is this
>>211908121No one cares, Cole. Take your meds.
>>211908091i think they're aware that he is the most well liked contestant but he makes them look like fools so they're going to try to get rid of him at some point
>>211908100his wife said she would follow everyone
>>211908100bro is living the dream
gets paid $20k an hour to hang out with losers
no matter what you say about aryeh he has a giant dick so that makes up for everything he does, no matter how cringe he is he still has a humongous dick so he's gonna be fine. if you're an aryeh hater just remember his giant cock is exponentially bigger than yours forever.
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>>211907954>ermmmm xavier im uh>*looks at camera*>seeing someone>*jim halpert faces*pic unrelated
>>211908121Cole caught viewbotting
can't wait for this season to be over so we can get back to talking about mizzy, binx and burt like we did last off season
What's the Asian bitch's socials? I miss when the OP always had a link to a txt file with everyone's social media accounts.
>>211908104The cucking is in the webm. And he was officially the winner of the boxing match by audience poll. The bruises were an unfortunately timed forest exploration injury.
>>211908100That costs extra
>>211907569Post tank Leah kinda built like her now.
Also taller
>>211908142wifeduction told me
>>211908091they know he's the only content in the house. see last night where they sent him up like 5 beers at once
Tai's new video will be dropping on July 4th.
https://x.com/crookedtbeats/status/1937288749118816333
>>211907789Thousands of ideas have been given since S1 only for the wiggers to stay the course on the slop. The slop is the show.
Jet used to wear his fancy shoes and fits all the time
what happened?
>>211908167Leah is an enormous catfish
>>211908121Cole drop another vocaroo
>>211908167No she isnโt sheโs the biggest frauder Iโve ever seen
>getting blown off by bam fucking margera
is this the kwabbing of the century?
its like casting brendan fraser in 2015 and getting rejected
Did he and Sam have a falling out?
>>211907695the way its been structured honestly feels like a mockery of all seasons combined. even the obvious set up to try and simmons Jin but they couldn't because he knew too much. Rachel being the obvious mockery of Burt/lowcow aspirers who obsessed over S3. its not that farfetched
>>211908114Same. Letty will always be top 3 fish of all time imo, the fact that she endured so much shit from the others in the house in the sake of content is incredible. All on her own too, barely any wigger pushing
>>211908017ive never tried it but you probably feels like your brain cells dying and pure down syndrome euphoria
>>211908100bro, this was more akin to showing up at a fan meetup than it was showing up on a popular podcast
>>211908104Code yellow being the subliminal messages, the ones that go into my favour
Cole is so desperate for attention he goes live when there's a lull
Sad very sad
>>211908167Leah was posting pictures that looked identical to this before going on bitchtank also, do not believe her lies.
>>211908056i meant mostly the npcs and when jon finally started to play a bit
What if jet wants to make it a good show, but Sam really is his boss and itโs him that is insisting that they turn the show into a low effort cashcow. Maybe Goran gets a small salary from Sam and thatโs why he always looks so tired and uninterested on screen. At this point heโs in too deep in legal contracts and heโs being forced to shit out nontent that makes a certain amount of profit with no escape to pursue other projects
Sounds funny, but honestly how else do you go from famous house and dreaming up spacetank to this
>>211908176anybody have the tai 4th of july fireworks pic
>>211908121his skin is almost as bad this niggas
>Bam shows up to hang but thinks the wiggers are lame and leaves the show as soon as he can but not before his wife markyposts
>Jet gets a call from Sam chasitising him after he gets endless tweets from trolls tagging him in vids of the markypost on twitter telling him, " STRIKE. TWO."
>Goran, stress and frustrated, and being the little pillsbottle dough boy that he is goes to work out and blow off steam but the other fish go in and start judging him.
Kwab. Is he actually going to kill himself?
>>211908145this guy used to be drop dead hansomeand on top of the world fucking true goth/scene girls of the mid 00s jesus christ.
he shoulda never met ville valo
>>211908179Feet are too fat
>>211908032"It was uh, mints fault."
Getting Bam would've worked with the S2 cast, obviously not this one. Only one (1) fish cared.
>>211908199he's not live dumbass
>>211908188mde gang just did his show for extreme peace a few days ago
>>211908100nonzero chance that bam hasn't already forgotten about this shit
>>211908188Sam was just on his show like 3 days ago lmao
>>211908100This is probably the worst of it. I don't think Bam knew anything about how important fish tank is to American society, let alone cared.
>>211908005dont know why they dont do some sort of squid game thing now that you mention it
>>211908191>it's shit on purpose, the jokes on us for watching it
>>211908033>retrospectNigga we were saying this in real time
>>211908211pillhead jon was undefeated
>>211908199He doesnt even have an insta anymore
Jet got a really big head about wrangling Andy Dick and now thinks that Fishtank gave him the clout to get any of these washed up celebrities dancing to his tune. He definitely thought that Bam was gonna hang out more and "vibe" with the fish
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>>211908207We've had 3 seasons of the wiggers fucking up. Come on
Did you forget s2 when they were crashing out on the audiance and """""pretending""""" to be retarded and incompetent?
>>211908217>I like Jet - EllieGET FUCKED /ftl/ faggots
>>211908101this is completely normal for zoomer girls. they are exposed to so many comments picking apart peoples appearances and aware of themselves as an object in the minds of others
>>211908167Did her twitter talk show thing flop already? Stupid cunt shouldn't have claireseethed.
>>211907364Not OP but it was during one of the mini challenges in the cell when Direnc kept talking to Jet
>>211908234>it's shit on purpose, the jokes on us for watching itThat's been true from the start
How are you people not getting this
>>211908207Jet is incapable of making anything good and Sam gave up years ago
this is his retirement plan basically
gay sex with ben and mints
>>211908167who the hell is this
>>211908247https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750742110278724.mp4
>>211908231that's fine every tai pic makes me smile
>>211908248idk man mentally ill & Asian is next level
Why did Jimmy try to kiss the blacksmiths wife kek
>>211908100Probably the Markyposters and people telling them it's a nazi show in their dms convinced to keep their distance.
My favorite bloodgames moment was when the โmedicโ Jimmy didnโt act like a medic in any aspect whatsoever and just hit people with swords. He was so bad at rping Iโm betting most of you didnโt even remember he was supposed to be a medic
insider here. you guys have got it all wrong. bam was not paid 20,000 dollars to make an appearance.
it was 500,000 dollars
>>211908191making a season that is a mockery of the fans and the types of previous contestants they've had would actually be interesting and require effort though
LETTY JUST GOT CAPTURED BY THE KOREANS!!!!!!
>>211908219>ville valowhat did he do anyway? i dont know the lore
>>211908207Woah buddy. Slow your roll. We all know the wiggers are incompetent, and itโs Sam that is suffering from having to be there. Itโs pure retatdation to imply otherwise. Donโt do it again.
>>211908286wetty I'll save you wetty
>>211908219yea it's crazy
every girl I knew wanted to fuck him
>>211908296No point. Nothing happening
>>211908287Turned him gay
Blacksmith's wife, adorable yawn and the cockbuddy meltdown were peak bloodgames
>>211908266lmfao he's covering his tits
>>211908286Donโt be lacist retty
Its a solid solid product
steve-o would probably do it for free AND staple his ballsack to aryeh's face
>>211908167Nigga, that bitch is huge stop lying lmao.
If you guys aren't using pure Aloe Vera for your asshole issues you're making the problem worse.
>>211908279no it was 1 million
>>211908219>>211908304He is/was ugly as sin, looks like a subhuman bug
>>211908234well in that theory, Jin and Rachel were both eliminated before they could come to what they planned for them. theyre reaching now
>>211908287Bam worshiped him
>>211908207At this point, I think the fact that fishtank, as terrible as it is, is BETTER than extreme peace shows that itโs more likely Sam thatโs holding the show back than the other way around
>>211908286is he even doing another hunger games or nah
>>211908156She has instagram with one post and a tiktok with dumb internet memes.
Her instagram is privated
>>211908319He's a boring sobriety preacher now
>>211908287he just got obsessed with him. he started drinking like crazy/drugs and became bulemic to maintain his slim fag figure and not end up like phil
theres a good video explanation of what happened to bam by Karl Franz (i think i butchered his name), one of his CKY close friends and camera guy. Bam was always party drinking spiral down guy even before Dunn's death. For example after he died the first thing he wanted todo was go to a bar and party with no names and his brothers threatened to beat the shit out of him if he did.
>>211907788Klaus, stop avatarposting.
>>211908207riddle me this:
say this is true, why did he opt to not entertain tried and true low effort but high reward schemes like the cell or bitchtank?
>>211908340No that Steve-O
>>211908273Did he really lol?
>>211908377Steve o is ugly but still better looking than subhuman bam
>>211908340subhuman bug is redundant
>>211908363I don't have an avatar anon
>KAW
>>211908192>All on her own too, barely any wigger pushingJust a lot of wigger fucking and sucking
>>211907871This was likely the reason Bex was fired btw. She went out of her way to clarify that in an interview she did
>>211907777He woke up, walked out and then went back to sleep on the garage floor.
>>211908407Yes, it's the tranime you use. It's why you've been banned before
>>211908471Actually bex was just a giant whore who was tossed aside once used up by all of production
>>211907789No bro, didn't you hear Neptune? Just don't to college, don't write anything aka paperwork because you are retarded, don't plan anything, just suck Sam's dick until he has no choice but hire you.
>>211908207The fish rots from the head. Sam allows the nontent so heโs ultimately responsible. Heโs moody too, needs to stop taking drugs.
>>211908408Explains all her visits to the basement and the extended time down their compared to the rest. Also why Jon was so mad at her after coming back and finding out the truth.
>>211908542Bex was fuckng cowboy and his bitches. You think she would touch any of the other wiggers?
>>211907811I don't give a shit about grudges, but this is the "push the envelope" show ans they're seriously going to pretend like what Scott did was over the line. If they were smart they would've sent that clip to drama alert as a means of hyping the brand more. But whippits and e girl pussy are the most important. They went after him like women do too sending Letty in to mess with him then rigging the poll after he btfo'd her
>>211908073What's funny is that Jet is the biggest "ideas guy" that exists outside of parody. This is what happens when you give an "ideas guy" resources.
>>211907897TTS price has been like doubled since season 2.
>>211908312If im not mistaken, bloodgames is when they started doing the AI sfx also.