Thread 211912567

FAGGOT NIGGER SON!

Hear me out: Tina pissing in my mouth

>>211912567 (OP)
>oh yeah a real mans show which shows how the real man world works
>proceeds to show softcore gayporn
waow, realworld

>>211913237
suck it

>>211913289
someone post that webm where a nigger dances, that will show him

>>211913339
>he doesn't rep spook street
ngmi

>>211913237
>>211913289
PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHIELD

>>211913347
why did the black people live on a street called spook street? was there a high concentration of ghosts or ghouls there?

>>211913452
i'm white so i find black people scary

>>211913439
What would you do in this situation if you were the background guy?

>>211912567 (OP)
>>211913237
>>211913289
>>211913439
I'll run this by you one more time /shield/, it's time to open up your mouths like cell block bitches and clear up a little misconception about how frequently the famous "SUCK" scene is played in episode recaps, I have the facts compiled especially for you.
The SUCK scene occurs in Season 3 Episode 5 "Mum", subsequently the scene features in the following episode recaps:
>S03 E06 Posse Up
>S03 E07 Safe
>S03 E09 Slipknot
>S03 E10 What Power Is
>S04 E02 Grave
>S04 E04 Doghouse
>S04 E10 Back in the Hole
>S04 E12 Judas Priest
>S04 E13 Aint That a Shame
>S05 E07 Man Inside
For a total of 10 occasions in a possible 57 episodes after the origin episode. I watched the series a little while ago taking note of this, I'm pretty sure this list is correct.
So what do you have to say about that?

>>211914827
Here's what everyne including you seems to have missed.

It's a writers fetish insert. I can tell, the whole prison CNC BJ scene is a great premise, but even if you're not a gaol gal like me, you can still put it together and realise that this and a few other elements of the show are gay S&M fetish scenes.

>>211914867
so youre saying the writer was
>JUST ANOTHA GAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>211914827
SUCK posters absolutely btfo'd.
You're a good detective Dutch, if we could only get the DA to stop riding our asses!

>>211914902
Kind of. A straight, non self insert version is Ritchie - Janice gun to the head stuff. She even says it in the show, he can't get off without it. In the Shield, it's a scenario only a man who is interested by the thought could have borne it to its conclusion as we see.

>>211914827
That's a lot

>>211914827
first of all we /suck/ we don't /shield/

>>211914827
how many references to the SUCK tho?

>>211914827
>Back in the Hole
>Man Inside

>>211915316
Well done. Also the show has some Polari in it no one seems to catch, especially in pedo related episodes.

>>211914827
>>211913439
Someone post the sneed version

>>211912567 (OP)
Show for manlets.
Who else would take this short bald fat protagonist seriously?

>>211914827
So it appears in like half of the recaps for the next 1.5 seasons? Still a lot.

>>211915438
But so do other story arcs like money train, antwon mitchell, terry crowley murder etc. They probably had just as many recaps if not more. Obviously SUCK is more iconic but still..

>>211913452
They didn't even live on a street called spook street. That was their gang name, which was a "bottom tier" gang according to an article published during that episode.
Some ~13-15 year olds in said gang got asshurt about that article ranking them like that so they made fake terrorist threats and shot up some public something or other.

>>211912567 (OP)
>D D DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>211914827
that's 17% of the remaining episodes

>>211915592
are they not called the spook street souljahs?

pretty sure they are and do live on spook street

>>211912567 (OP)
is it that cop propaganda show i see in yt shorts?

>>211915932
If you’re talking about the one with Nathan Fillion, no

GLUG GLUG GLUG

>>211916085
i'm honestly not sure. i just remember seeing some cringe propaganda with a white cop and a spunky black lady and could imagine it has a stupid name like "the shield"

LETS SEE THAT MOUF

>We killed... a COP
>MACKEY? MACKEYYYYYYYYYYY
>He's just PISSING all over us!
>[cat snarling and hissing]
>...I wish I wasn't.
>Autism?
>Shane?!
>You want me to lick your balls, daddy?
>SUCK IT!
>CASSIDY...!

>>211913237
>real world
>le magical Armenian hitman who doesn't wear shoes and looks like Jesus Christ

DAMN IT DUTCH

>>211915932
>is it that cop propaganda show i see in yt shorts?
brain-rotted zoomer

>>211917011
WHAT OTHER ERRANDS DO YOU HAVE US RUNNIN' FOR THE DEEE AAAAAAAYE

>>211917081
jamie pull up the date youtube was created

inb4
>w-well i never w-watch any s-shorts because i'm such a h-hardcore media c-consumer
k

this is the most diabolical thing ever put on tv

>>211912567 (OP)
I remember the Survivor Series where The Shield first showed up and stole a win from The Big Guy, I'm still mad about it.

>>211917797
Probably not as diabolical as the first time Dutch was cucked when Vic showed up to Dani's apartment after Dutch spent all that time teaching her

This show would have been all time great on HBO

>>211912567 (OP)
>>Previously on The Shield..
>I'm a gay black cop who is in the closet, but you... you understand me

>>211919396
limitation makes excellence. mad men was the same. just because they can't show any titties doesn't mean they can't make a great show

>>211919396
still is all time great

>>211913452
because nigger street was occupied

>>211919353
just shows how evil girls are, they will tease, flirt and lead on a guy like dutch for attention, while getting fucked by some random dude with better body

>>211913220
I want that too!

>>211920646
dutch couldve tapped that, he just did too little and too late

>>211920911
true but look what she does, hindsight would he want to tap that

>>211921093
she does what a lot of women who feel undesired do - move on in a fast-paced and impulsive manner

>>211912567 (OP)
>GOD DAMMIT DUCTH! HOW MANY ERRANDS DO YOU HAVE US RUNNING FOR THE DA?!

WOOHOO

Just finished this. Shane Benoits his family. It was actually inspired by Benoit. What the fuck.

small but natural

>>211922818
if you wanna go full tinfoil season 6 episode 1 came out in early 2007 and featured johnny cash singing i hung my head

Gilligan was a hack.

>>211927000
Please never procreate

Billing is my new favorite.