How would you save his career?

Do the stanky leg, then into the soulja boy tellem dance, hit them with the get jiggy wid it, and finale into some Australian breakdancing for some modern flair

>56
>must have tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars
>insists on participating in self-imposed humiliation rituals LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME OVER HERE I'M DANCING SINGING AND RAPPING HEY
>instead of just fucking off to live on a beach somewhere

why do celebrities do this

>net worth $350 million

Sequels
Men in Black 4
Independence Day 3 showing he was alive and kidnapped by aliens
Fresh Prince reunion with AI Uncle Phil
Hancock 2
I Am Legend 2(this is already happening)
etc etc

murder his entire family

>>211913042
FPBP

>>211913078
>why do celebrities do this
Have you seen his wife and kids? Fucker's gona do anything just to get way from home.

>>211913042
Kek. But id like him to perform " in the summer summer time" in front of a big audience at an outdoor festival with DJ jazzy jeff

>>211913025 (OP)
>How do you save his career
Not salvageable
>How do you save his reputation
He murder suicides himself and his family. He needs to beat Jada to death.

he did that 'will smith' song with like those 10 other rappers some years back before the slap didn't he?
do that shit again

Unironically the only thing that can save him is coming out as either a black nationalist or a full-blown Thomas Sowell-esque chud.

>>211913025 (OP)
Jada dies in mysterious circumstances and he may or may not have done it

>>211913025 (OP)
Be in a good movie. That's it.

>>211913025 (OP)
he WILL SMITH do anything apart from actually acting

>>211913078
>why do celebrities do this
Addicted to fame and creative people feel a need to be creative. He clearly doesn't need to do anything but he wanted the fun of making yet another LP. Connect with the producers he knows again etc.

>Willard Carroll Smith II[3] (born September 25, 1968) is an American actor, rapper, slapper, and film producer. Known for his work in both the screen and music industries, including slapping Chris Rock on live TV before screaming "keep my sons friends milf name outcha fucking mouth!" , his accolades include an Academy Award, a Golden Globe Award (Will is now banned from the Golden Globe awards), a BAFTA Award, and four Grammy Awards. Films in which he has appeared in have grossed over $10 billion worldwide,[4][5] making him one of Hollywood's most bankable stars.

>>211913025 (OP)
Does it have to be saved? He's old and filthy rich

>>211913150
play Morpheus in a matrix remake