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>Aryeh has died>Baked Alaska confirmed new freeloaderPrevious:
>>211916325
>Builds an entire brand off of bullying, hating, and judging others
>Fanbase gradually begins to bully, hate, and judge you
The Fishtank fanbase is Sam's karmic comeuppance
>>211918634I do ppv for watching and /ftl/ for chatting. I joined a ppv discord and 90% of them are morons.
The offseason on /bant/ is going to be more entertaining than the season itself. Ellie and Angelina being added to the simp wars + Jin and Daniel making appearances.
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What is this bit? I'm a fishtank baby.
I thought it was kinda nice of him to scratch Aryeh back yesterday but then he's just kept doing the bit....
https://soundcloud.com/bretniey/drops-of-jupiter-cover
Who's gonna be her new Bubby?
Is cooming and porn actually bad for you? I jerk off for hours daily and it always feels like a waste of time
>Production starts openly stiffing people on pay
>People stop wanting to come on the show
who woulda thunk it?
>>211918691>The offseason on /bant/You might be the only one partaking in that shit, Tayfag.
>when we hit page 10
that's not how it works, just link at the proper time, also terrible bake with no links and no news or anything. and baked alaska has nothing to do with this shit
maybe the worst thread in /ftl/ history
>>211918749Just jerk off without porn
>>211918749It rewires your brain in bad ways you can only appreciate if you've been off it for a while.
Go two weeks without either and see how less depressed you are
>>211918768What news bitch
>>211918749Jerking off for hours is bad yeah, you're supposed to be getting the poison out, not making sweet love to yourself.
>>211918749do it once a week and not to porn. you will feel so much better
>>211918716Fuck off clairisite
>>211918749Itโs not bad at all, anyone telling you otherwise is doing the bidding of women who are mad that they canโt control every aspect of your life, jerking off is basically the only time men can be truly free in 2025
>>211918617long-term freeloaders each season had as of day 12 (today):
S1
>Simon>LanceS2
>CK>Nifty>Taylor>Duan'yeS3
>ConnorS4
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all heavy hitters. this is unprecedented
>>211918621 (OP)I need new women come in that Daniel would be attracted to, that will get his hopes up and then reject him. I need this to happen 1-4 more times this season with new women
>>211918845holy cumbrained
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Gas leak in the tank
Everyone has died in their sleep
Satanic
>>211918749consider the following:
1. you're dumping dopamine into your brain for basically nothing the same as any other press the plunger get high drug style reward system
2. most people's not even particularly distant ancestors even among the historical Chads probably saw like, 5-10 naked women in a sexual context their entire lives at the absolute most on average
3. if you're watching porn even vanilla shit is you getting off to another man fucking a woman you find desirable, nevermind going beyond that into more extreme fetish territory
sincerely someone who will goon to rule34 and hentai for hours but is still capable of some basic logic and abstract thought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krswJhKBq1w
>They skipped the Marky post.
nice biased recap Jet neptroon
>>211918855Letty is joining today
>4 cams left
what the fuck are they planning? it must be big
>>211918860letty's coming inclusion is to torture daniel and attempt to, mean girls style, take all the "boss bitch" power from drench
personally I hope drench breaks her jaw and rips out chunks of her hair/scalp in a cat fight
>>211918916Back to the RV
>>211918885How do people beat off for hours? If I go too long I just get bored and do something else.
>>211918749Don't do it first thing in the morning. It will use up all of your dopamine and you'll have less motivation for the rest of the day.
>>211918824>clairisitekek
>>211918749No, anti-porn is this generation's sex-repression. There's literally nothing wrong with it.
Sam and the wiggers HATE their audience. They love scamming them and disappointing them.
>>211918916>planninglol, lmao even. these retards just huffed too much galaxy gas and fucked up the cameras
>>211918749do it for like 5-10 minutes instead man treat it like getting it out of your system, you're doing it for hours because you're depressed
>>211918945No shit, why do you think Sam started the fake pill scam? a morally good person would not even touch something like that
>>211918919it is not letty and we all know it, but even if it was her, it wouldn't work because they know who she is and they know she's friendly with production. aryeh and ellie would never leave drench's side. torturing daniel? yeah I guess she'd be good at that but at this point you absolutely do not need to lose another contestant. we need a simpable mid to flirt with him and give him back his confidence.
>>211918919How much you want to bet she doesnt try to do any of that?
>>211918945I do believe that Sam desires a good product. The mondo megabits thing was pretty disappointing that he did it. But you could tell how much fun he had while doing BG and Famous House.
>>211918750Yeah I'm not surprised they can't secure a freeloader. They're also not paying freeloaders a day rate anymore so for anyone who is not a NEET, you're losing money or vacation time to come on the show. It'd be pretty much impossible unless you're a student or independently wealthy.
I think they invested a lot in season 3 and maybe even lost money between having to buy the RV, paying day rates to every single contestant of famous house and famous house 2, plus fishbucks/cash prizes plus constant legal battles plus bloodgames before it barely broke even, plus renovations to the house, plus buying the house and going a week or two with minimal TTS. They are probably cheaping out as much as possible to try recoup money and it's working for TTS spam sometimes like with Rachel, but it's killing the good will of the fanbase how nontent this is.
I don't think we've discussed just how much weight Jet has gained in the last year. He's massive and HAS to be on anti-depressants.
Just gonna leave this brat here...
https://saint2.su/embed/CVEXTdlEyxx
>>211918945Then they get upset when the audience hates them back
>>211918885So why would you post something to make me hard?
>>211918941>>211918845that's true, "porn addiction" is just a retarded buzzword women use online to diss incels
>>211918972>But you could tell how much fun he had while doing BG and Famous Houseyeeeeeep
>>211918969literally what else would she do if she was added to the tank except try to lead on the incel as an angie replacement/the way she did airsoft fatty, and fuck with the alpha bitch of the tank using her cunty low cunning femcel manipulation tactics
maybe pseudo-groom Ellie with terrible whore advice/act as a wingman for Jet?
>>211918972BG Sam actually made me like him again a lot. but seeing him on fishtank like this is not fun. just dont get involved if you dont want to sam you will still earn your % of the cut.
>>211919006Itโs not like her to do that stuff, idk what she would do
>>211918916RV TANK WOOO LETS FUCKING GO
>>211918972>I do believe that Sam desires a good product.
porn addiction isn't real but jerking off for hours is a way of escaping reality. the biggest problem with it is how much TIME it burns you can get it out of the way in fifteen minutes and will never regret not jerking off for longer lol
>>211919019So tired of these s3 kike mugs
>>211919012It's entirely possible that there are X or X% amount of days that he must be on each season, contractually. I miss Famous House so much.
>I must not feaw. Feaw is the mind-kiwwew. Feaw is the little-death that brings total oblitewation. I will face my feaw. I will pewmit it to pass ovew me and thwough me. And when it has gone past I will turn the innew eye to see its path. Where the feaw has gone there will be nothing. Only I will wemain.
>>211919035>spending hours escaping reality is badthen stop watching movies/shows/playing vidya. Escapism feeds us NEETs.
>>211918916apparently the cams that are on are looping video too according to paypig chat, so they're actually all down
>>211918621 (OP)Add jetneptune.com to the OP RETARD
>>211919037CHUDGANG LOST
SEASON 3 WON
GET OVER IT
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>>211918691keep tayposting pls
>>211918967and then reject him and crush him. that's funnier and also hurts Daniel self inserters like you and your wish fulfillment fantasy
>>211918749Hours a day is obviously terrible for you. Get a life anon.
so what's gonna happen today? :)
[Good News] My Switch 2 case just arrived from aliexpress and I did NOT have to pay any orange man tariffs
What are the crew brainstorming right now? This could change the season... part 2 of S4 is coming! Are you ready, Fishtank fans?
>>211918749Just try not looking at porn for a month and see if there's a difference. If you can't do this, the addiction itself could be seen as a problem
>ITT a bunch of anons think it's fucked up a high schooler doesn't want to be sexual
>they try their best sexualize Ellie
She's just incredibly immature.
I don't have any fun facts about myself. What do you think I should say in the freeloader application?
>>211919038Yeah I believe that's why he showed up to the cell and sat on his laptop and did nothing for 5 hours. He probably does have in the contract/obligations that he needs to show up to prop up the show basically. But to call it phoning it in would be generous this season, he is not trying at all.
>>211919052vidya yes but if you think film is the same as porn and playing factorio you're stuck in neet hell and are probably like 105 iq
>>211919073IM BAM MARGERA AND THIS IS TAKING 20 GRAND FROM A FAT RETARD
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>>211919086Yeah I'm ready for the big week 2 twist.
>>211919084Are you still rotting?
>>211919018>it's not like her to lead men on>it's not like her to sow chaos and disrupt the status quo by garnering positive attention for herself and putting down others>it's not like her to give terrible femcel whore advice to other women on a prompt from productionis there anything worse or more detestable than fucking lettyfaggots/letty experts who apparently exclusively fucking watched the fishtank season 1 edits? the revisionist history around this cunt is unbearable (and ironically erases like 90% of the shit she actually did)
the bulk of her fucking interactions in the tank with fatty was using him as a fucking golem, and her and jon were a constant back and forth on and off again thing of him wanting her and thinking she was a satanic witch
>>211919052But how do you not feel like a fucking embarrassment around hour two
>>211918750But they'll pay 20k for not even an hour appearance from a washed up celeb :)
the amazing plot twist is happening today
>>211919057nah drench is wandering around
>>211919103also nobody doing anything meaningful has hours to burn doing those things anyway, I have a job I can watch like 2 movies a week
>>211919106https://youtu.be/xqKPe9w5bUs
im bam hyde and this is laptop time
They responded to my freeloader application and asked when I'm available but I'm ghosting them cause I actually have a job kek
>>211919052i suppose it's better to spend hours @ vidya, but also wtf who jacks off for more than an hour, maybe circumsized guys with mutilated dicks because you can't feel shit and need lube. an hour is too long already anyway
>The videos are looping
Today is going to be the big surprise i bet!
>>211919075nigga I hate Daniel, and yes she should break his heart by flirting with Fred or Seth in front of him after leading him on, that doesn't change the fact that we're stuck with Danny boy and he needs to get some confidence back otherwise he'll be lethargic until he gets kicked
>>211919100that you hate niggers
Only one way to save the show. Just make the call Jet
>>211919113That's a personal problem. I can jerk off for 5 hours and feel no shame, embarrassment, etc. The fact that you DO experience those feelings suggests to me that you have personal problems with it.
>>211918749for hours is a waste of your time, that's why it feels like that
but for masturbation by itself, it regulates a ton of psychological processes, and flushes out old prostatic fluid
it's just that there's money and power to be had in tricking you into viewing the impulses of your biological imperative as wrong
you're being psychologically castrated by:
>Mormons - originators of the nofap movement (alcoholics anonymous but for wanking)>Wider Religion - your body is sinful, fap and pay tithe>Feminists - the male gaze is harmful, porn is patriarchal exploitation of womenzoomers are the most brainwashed and psychologically castrated generation in the history of humanity
you're a lusty and potent man for good reason
but this isn't what people want to hear
>>211919129lead them on as long as you can
yeah the cams are looped for sure
>>211918716bretniey canโt mix for shit. Nice hearing her sing something that isnโt brat slop tho. She should do more of that
>>211919129then why did you apply
The week 2 twist is that you're actually still watching this crap
>>211919069Good job on missing out on Angie's perky nips, faggot
>>211919129where do you apply
>>211919110She never led on fatty lol and direnc is her favorite contestant this season, she said on day 1 she thought she would win
>>211919148>I can jerk off for 5 hours and feel no shameI think I prefer having whatever issues I have with it.
>>211919141>>211919153I'm watching Daniel and hes making the same movement every 15-20ish minutes.
100% looping, they must be doing something to the house, Maybe making it wheelchair accessible for Ricky Berwick?
>>211919100actually want the gig?
>I'll pay my own way, I'll do it for free, I'll be whatever you want me to be
>>211919162So are you.
And you'll keep watching.
And you'll keep whining "wigger wigger wigger!" and then watch some more.
>>211919133>because you can't feel shit and need lubeI've never needed lube in my life I make my own lube (precum)
also I'm all about that gooning lifestyle, edging and staying edged and teased for hours is more enjoyable than cumming and it's not even close
cumming is only like 10-15 seconds maybe 20 at best, gooning is infinite pleasure and it feels better the longer you go
>>211919153it's not aryeh moved his fat head from right to above
WHAT EXISTS IN THE TANK WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE EXISTS WITHOUT MY CONSENT
>steals your fishbuck
>>211919174Okay. Just beware projecting those problems on others.
>>211919075Sheโs not going to lead anyone on lol
>>211919142Daniel needs guidance and positive reinforcement. They need to get a special ed teacher in there.
>>211918916they got swatted
WHO SLEEPS FOR 12 HOURS????
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Is this the latest they've been in bed this season?
>>211919150Don't wanna fuck with em really I just wanted to see if I could get in.
>>211919160Just to see if I could get in
>>211919171It's on their Twitter
>>211919214Not to mention sleeping all of yesterday. It's insane. Someone needs to fuck their shit up. FUCK this friendtank bullshit
>>211919153director cam is operational
>>211919178>Implying I'm watching kek!
>>211919214>12they are more like 15+ at this point
>>211919176I don't want to pay my own way though. I don't need a day rate but the least they can do is paying for transportation and the hotel room or whatever.
The fish are gonna be lethargic today if they continue to sleep
PRODUCTION, DO SOMETHING
>>211919231Lol OKAY bud.
Whatever you say.
>>211919172>She never led on fatty lol are you a fucking retard or a woman or a simp or what, arguing fucking semantics? are you going to say "angie never led daniel on! it's all in his head! she was just being nice!"
letty obviously, fucking canonically, as a fucking story element, as a clearly canonic event, from both perspectives, literally prompted by production to do so at points, "LED FATTY ON"
you fuckinyfgadkfghdslhfgs
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YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER RETARD
>>211919170I already done seen, but why did you have to host them on a weird website if you arent trying to steal my IP?
>>211919188yeah but it loops around again
>>211918980I think that might be the real product subconsciously
Why are ethnic women consistently lusted over by /ftl/ despite its right wing chud audience?
>>211919237uhhh best we can do is shut another camera off
>>211919179>doesn't quote>calls himself the jew>is christian (and thus jewish)kys
to the person that said that Nick Rochefort told his friend that he made 4.5 Million dollars back, was this IRL? where did Nick tell him this?
>>211919243angie didn't lead daniel on THO she's just someone who's obviously touchy and daniel misinterpreted that as interest
>>211919243Sam literally offered her money to lead him on and she flatly rejected it, you didnโt watch the show outside of the episodes
Jet Neptune as a freeloader cause he got fired.
>>211919236>another guyThank you Jet, very cool!
>>211919236There's a lot riding on this new guy
Would you give Jet or me a rimmy blowy for a chance to get on Fishtank DOT live?
The Downfall of 24/7 Torture Livestream Reality Show
[Sam & Jet's face with "GREED" overlayed on eyes]
>>211919236looks like a mexican guy going by the hair
Youtube stream is up. No looping they're just lazy
>>211919253>right wing chud audienceMost the people watching is fat browns
>>211919260back? form where
Both the cell and yesterday were supposed to be a "big day" and both were flopped and were mostly boring. They peaked with season 3 and this is legit their first bad season.
>>211919129I honestly thought about doing the same because I also have a job lol, they must be desperate this season
I wish I was Ellie's age so we could lose our flowers together, instead of being 46.
We have a slew of kino today
get ready for macaroni art and then free time untill pbj snadwiches for lunch. After that bubble contest, whoever blows the biggest bubble wins a pizza party for the whole house. Then end the night with smores and ghost stories.
>>211919115Come on Bam, you know I got galaxy gas to huff in the morning
New freeloader better not be ricky berwick, we already have two disabled nontent autists we don't need another one.
>>211918716whats the beef?
Its over! Go do something fun with your summer!
Jet has no idea what the fuck he is doing and never has!
FISH UPDATE THEY ARE AWAKE!
jet in a saw gauntlet (but its rigged and he cant ever escape the final trap)
>>211919236matches S3's timing of getting the first freeloader
>>211919297they definitely expected the cell to last longer and bam to hang out with them kek
>>211919306I love the "who can create the biggest bubble gum ball" challenge!!!
>>211919253I fell in love with Smaack and I stopped being a Chud. Now I actively lust after ethnic women.
>>211919236Itโs not a guy, itโs Letty in a disguise
>>211919294the 1.5 million from the investor
>>211919214>>211919232ellie was up like 24 hours and she's on her period and she's on medication for her period
>>211919272I watched it live every single day, she lead him on, fatty believed she felt some kind of way about him and wrongly thought he was owed sex and she allowed this to continue for her own benefit and made acts of "apologizing" knowing full well in her femoid brain that he would be wrapped around her finger, fuck off you fucking nigger the only thing she denied production was doing explicit undeniable shit with him
I watched every single day live you fucking gaslighting nigger retard newfaggots
another thing you letty revisionists don't mention is that she was HATED SO FUCKING MUCH HERE specifically because instead of being "le resilient unbreakable letty" she was crying to production every single day in the basement threatening to sue
>>211919236>>211919275we cannot remove the possibility that it could be a lesbian
>>211918750I think this is it honestly. They confirmed no more day rates for freeloaders just fishbucks and the last person who won, Burt, carried the entire season and they paid him not even half of what he was promised lol.
Why go on the show, air all your dirty laundry, embarrass yourself, become possibly unemployable when they will just choose not to pay you if you're gay or black or whatever thing they don't like.
>>211919318You want to meet up?
>>211919253real wn arent watching this shit
Why are fishtank fans obsessed with women rimming male assholes?
>>211919246because 4chin was flagging my catbox upload as spam so I posted the original link feom /bant/
>hurr any website I don't recognize outside my normalfag goybook circle is le weirdSucks to be technologically retarded
What the fuck happened to the lights
>>211919255You're either a jew and coping hard about your own porn/jerking addiction. Reminds me of weedfags getting so defensive when the adverse effects of smoking weed come up.
>>211919338why are you so certain its letty?
>>211919310they couldn't even provide the basic necessities for a fat medicated cpap hog, are they going to have the fish carry him up and down the stairs every 20 minutes?
this was written in the fishtank times on june 22nd
Why did Jet believe that Bam was going to stick around with a bunch of spergs who don't even know who he is? Did he think he was going to talk with Daniel and try to build him up or something? Talk about awkward.
>>211919342You canโt give any actual examples of her leading him on lmao and she never once threatened to sue, you lost your e heroes like the bitch you hate way more than they would ever like you
>>211919363>porn>jews>weedtwo away from bingo!
Can you imagine the stank breath on Aryeh
>>211919345get off 4chan and work on your train wreck show you fat loser
Most of us here are Indian and Pakistani
>minor very small week 2 twist
>>211919371Rest in power, King.
>>211919253Chuds were built for PoC women
>>211919364Heard her voice last night. Sheโs been MIA for a couple weeks
Having seen the webm on /bant/, Angie completely deserves being banned from Twitch and was 100% intentionally showing her nipple. She let it show for like a solid 30 seconds.
>>211919352ass hole fetishist are worst than armpit and footfags
>>211918749i end up being an emotional and desperate creep if i dont cum for a while and looking at porn keeps from thinking about women you know when you jerk it.
>>211918691You can always go back there now. You /bant/ freaks are the worst thing about these threads
>>211919352Why are women so obsessed with rimming males assholes?
>>211919376It's all about money and promotion with them.
It's not even noon yet and its already 87 degrees. FUCK!!!!
>>211919376They thought that since they got Andy Dick that Fishtank was a really big deal in the industry and that some washed up celebrity like Bam would be begging for a crumb of their clout.
>>211919394im Bangladeshi saar
>>211919236ITS VINNY WTFFFF
>>211919379>e heroessam is a washed up sociopathic grifter and jet deserves to be killed for real, fuck off femoid
>>211919363you fucking idiot
you've let mormons and feminists brainwash you into viewing your sexual drive as an addiction
it's not
you didn't "get addicted" to enjoying libidinal reward, you just have a libido, as you're meant to
you're a psychologically castrated worker slave
that's not a virtuous thing
bitch you act like this is your first time in TX
>>211919334aside from Freddy and Dirench these retards just don't have any enthusiasm for anything on this show. They barely bother competing and when not competing they don't even want to socialize. Like they can't even pretend to care.
>>211919253I think people in today's age are just less attracted to their own race. I used to like white girls when I was in my teens and now that I'm well into adulthood I'd rather be with a Latina, an Asian, or some kind of mixed mutt. I'm repulsed by white women after having to deal with their bullshit for so long.
>wake up
>instantly eat junk food
Yeah no wonder these retards are sleeping for 15 hours
>>211919433Charls and nick like her way more than you lmao, keep wasting your life away hahaha
>>211919446Daniel is resilient, you have to give him that.
don't feel bad for angie, simps
she's about to have a very good night :)
calm before the storm....
>>211919451He's an obese man, what did you expect.
Aryeh would only fuck a squirrel if it were shaved first, which makes it not furry
>>211919404I don't think it was intentional to be honest. Watching her livestream yesterday made me realize she isn't very tech savvy and has the attention span of a fly
>>211919441Wrong sex is evil my dad Sam said so, get a skill
>>211919465Jet chose Ellie.
>>211919412>Why did Jet believe that Bam was going to stick aroundyou zoomers are fucking retarded
they paid for 1 hour and got 1 hour, practically on the fucking dot by the hand of Bam's wristwatch. Bam was paid for 1 hour of Bam content, some skateboarding tricks, some Jackass stuff, shooting the shit with fans and pretending to be interested. He's basically a fucking party clown. He's paid to make appearances and do his song and dance. Fucking retarded zoomer.
>Richy is the only wigger on duty
>He doesn't know how to troubleshoot the cameras
>>211919441How do these freaks explain wet dreams? Ejaculation is completely normal and healthy
>>211919441Look how bratty you're getting over a person not wanting to jerk off. You're a clown lol
>>211919466These messages are the most insulting part of the whole thing I swear.
> top 3 fishtank moment guys!!! Be excited please
>Then we'll bring in a celebrity who did actual television that will instantly diagnose how retarded our show is and leave after being paid
>Jet and Ben all morning yesterday: We have a big day planned
>Bam shows up and leaves after an hour
>Jet and Ben: We still have so much more
>I have to leave to go play beach volleyball for 2.5 hours
>Come back
>No new freeloader, fish are bored and going to sleep
>Watch the recap today
>Literally just skips the 3 hours I didn't watch
Stupid wigs
>>211919466this nigga better wake up in character
dude okay I sexted Ellie for a couple months last year after we found each-other on a /soc/ lewd discord thread where she listed her age as 20. Her post mentioned a bunch of fucked up fetishes that I also share because I'm a freak mainly guro/snuff. She is extremely charismatic and not shy at all like she appears on the show, I'm used to weird like bpd Summer girls from ERP but she is not that. I remember our first conversation pretty well because after talking about some anime and music we like she bluntly told me her biggest turn on is being "basically a sadist" and told me a story about how she tortured a hamster when she was a kid and it was one of her first times feeling arousal. I'm usually not submissive at all but she has psychopath charm or something and was being so friendly & nice that after an hour of talking she had me begging her to choke me then slide a knife through my intestines all while doing JOI calling me a loser. it was so humiliating but I was diamonds and couldn't stop because she was so coercive.
Her whole deal following that was torturing me in a playful way like saying "i'm gonna blackmail u lol" stuff like that and I was so depressed at that point in my life I couldn't cut it off. While I would be at work she would message me about how she's craving murder or wanted to slit my throat etc, spam messaging me in all caps with degrading stuff until I went to the bathroom to cut myself on call so she could giggle at how much of a loser I was. one day she just ghosted me
Remember that guy that was telling them to fix the plug on the stox board? Yeah, no one listened.
>>211919500Heโs right, try making an actual argument
>>211919441You're coping again. Having no control over your impulses makes you a retard. Jerking off every now and then is normal, but that seldom the case these days with overwhelming amount of porn out there.
>>211919448>I'm repulsed by white women after having to deal with their bullshit for so long.Kys
>>211919487it's grifters grifting grifters
that's show business
>jimmy is talking about semen retention
holy fuck things are so grim
>>211919505Ellie with her hand in her pussy.
>>211919342The cashier being nice to you isn't "leading you on", autist. Letty might as well have puked as soon as he made a move. "crying and lawfagging in the basement" is lettyseether headcanon too.
>>211919510Post em nigger
>>211919441Jacking off for hours a day is pure madness. Thatโs not being in touch with your sexuality or whatever the fuck
>>211919504>HEY JET WHAT DID BAMS WIFE SAY?
>>211919524who the fuck is jimmy?
>>211919507>No new freeloader, fish are bored and going to sleepAndy Dick was the new freeloader, in Andy Dick fashion he either completely stood them up cause he got drunk or he got on his flight and got blackout/knockout drunk with in-flight drinks.
>>211919518What argument is there to be had? This goon brain thinks it takes some sort of herculean effort to not jerk off and that people are lashing themselves across the back in penance if they do. It's not that fucking dramatic and biblical, unfortunately.
>>211919505Footjob from Ellie (white suit on)
Theyโre asking about Marky.
>>211919310I think he's just cameoing for the day.
Highly speculated that Spic Fuentes is showing up tomorrow
>>211919554the longer she's in the tank the uglier she gets
Does /ftl/ support Aryeh?
>>211918749Limit it to once a day. Then decrease that to once a week. Ejaculating is not bad for you. it's your brain that gets fucked up because you're frying your dopamine receptors from looking at porn constantly. You do it too much and you're unable to get aroused normally anymore. it's a snowball effect, you feel the need to consume more and more porn and you start to look at real women differently. nofap movement is retarded but being a coomer actually fucks up your brain.
The problem with me is i never ejaculate at all. I sometimes go months without doing it. i'm probably going to end up with prostate cancer.
>>211919570are you going to be here all day again channing? cant you go outside for once
>>211919566If you are healthy then going extended periods without ejaculation is indeed no different then self flagellation, stop projecting your dogshit libido, weed and Elden ring maxxer
Dead show if freeloader is Fatty. Fatty only talks about himself and pushes fish to do nothing. Actually he makes fish even more boring because he hogs up 2-3 fish at the same time to tell them about his imaginary sex life.
just spent two hours last night listening to a bunch of young men talking about learning how to cry and beating their porn addiction. it was a wholesome chungus moment
>>211919574Fuentes explicitly said on his podcast he won't be doing anything on Wednesday because he has a massive collab.
the fuck did this nigga just say
jerking off to a squirrel because it is adult coded, it as a job and a house
>>211919576I think he's alright but he probably won't and shouldn't win
>>211919570Iโd fuck a 16 yo any day. peak female fertility, usually.. and itโs legal in my state xD
now seethe about it
Are there any hot girls in the thread that want to date me?
So its going to be another rest day until fatty comes in
>>211919588I can't take another season of Fatty
>>211919576i just see him as a lolcow similar to burt
>>211919575Just wait until she canโt cake on layers of fakeup
>>211919581>dopamine receptors from looking at porn constantly.Cool broscience, dude.
>>211919568Before or after the cell?
The way Bam said multiple times to his wife "I did the concoction" makes it so obvious he was paid for a specific itinerary. Even the way Bam went into "tv mode" when Freddy guessed who he was and said "I drove all the way from Tampa because I heard we have to wax your ass". Clearly some agreed checklist in a contract or something "Skate, wax a guy, make a concoction".
>>211919588>Dead show if>if
s4 is so dead that /ftl/ is arguing over nofap
I actually left the show on last night while working on my side projects cause they kept promising more than bam, I would have been fine with even a normal freeloader but they literally kept putting messages out saying calm before the storm, wait til you see what's next, stay tuned, etc. So from now on I dedicate that I will not be watching the show, only recaps and clips. That was just a plain malicious wasting of my time and attention and I'm not getting scammed like that again.
PPV ONLY NO SEASON PASS FREE ENTERTAINMENT FUCK YOU JETNEPTUNE.COM
Marky
Nina
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Big Purple
>>211919566it's not your idea
research it, trace it back, find the conception of the ideas which convince you masturbation is bad
you'll find Abrahamic thought, mormon nofap, and feminism
you're following a herd and you don't know why or for what reason
>>211919610channing will NOT like this one lmao
>>211919616They're both novelty windup toys for low intelligence people to easily amuse themselves with. Rachel was too to an extent
>>211919588He will yap with areyh
He will try to mentor or awkwardly try to relate/talk to ellie
He will tyr to rizz or bully dwrench
He will like freddy
Dan wont say anything and just stand awkwardly somwhere
>>211919610>xD>now seethe about it
Jet meaning all cutesy when U rim that ass
>>211919576No we are all Danimals
>>211919622The anon who said he'd do a few tricks and leave was completely right kek
>>211919541who's talking about jacking off for hours a day? not me
>>211918691Scottposting drowning out all of them
>>211919624>fish are asleep or just waking up>the same post is madelike clockwork
>>211919576He's pretty cool. Like I wouldn't like him IRL, but as a fish he is above average. They need to shoot for his level of quality when casting, not everyone can be Burt, Alex B, Freddy, Jimmy, Jon, etc.
>>211919610I don't give a fuck if Sam acted out the kama sutra with 15 year old Marky.
I just bring up Marky because Sam is a fucking hoier than thou hypocrite about it (Simmons) who thinks it can just go away, and because it fries the processors of retarded newfaggot nu-MDE/fishtank fan NPCs and the alt-right adjacent retards who haven't grasped modern age of consent is a Jewish feminist invention.
>>211919647fatty will have a autism fight with aryeh and daniel
You are all brainwashed by feminism, total gynocracy, we are utterly doomed.
>>211919576he's my current favorite.
>>211919587I actually don't think about it all that much and I'm doing fine. It's not this looming specter that weighs my thoughts that I have to exert extreme willpower to overcome. That's just your own projection, goon boy.
>>211919639I really don't give a shit, because this isn't a focal point of my life. Seriously, you porn addicts need to get your head out of your ass and stop trying to slather other people with your greasiness.
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>>211919129Based. I tried getting on the show back in S1 and Jet the faggot blocked me even though I only messaged him once. Now three season later they want to bring on freeloaders from twitter? Fuck em. Keep wasting their time.
The fact that Ellie liked Bam's dog shows that she is black/bbc coded
>>211919681just imagine if she was in the same outfit Bam's wife was in yesterday...
>cams are back
>it was just maintenance/incompetence
>no twist
>>211919622It was even weirder than that. His wife left saying something like "I'm going to go hang out in the basement while you do your thing" and Bam himself left within 10 minutes lol
>>211919679You just have low libido from shitty endocrinal health, keep playing them gook vidya games and being a slave to women
>>211919669>I just spam about Marky because I'm a bad person who wants to upset people, intentionallyGot it. Thanks for the clarification.
>>211919622What was the waxing bit it about? Is it some jackass gag?
Anon, you're faggot-coded.
>>211919684they finally gave her a blanket
>>211919687They weren't pitbulls, just some sort of terrier.
>they had to wake up maejok to fix the site
>>211919647He will just pretend that the weird porn he watched actually happened to him in real life. He will turn Ellie into a lesbian until Luke turns her straight again
>>211919669what the fuck are you talking about? you sound like a big baby. definitely as unproductive as one.
>>211919610Anyone would if it was legal in their region. People Marky post because it makes (you) mad.
>>211919700I don't know if I can handle all this projection
>>211919703hey.. that's like, your opinion man
>>211919710pitbulls are a sort of terrier.
>>211918749Not hours a day but if i dont coom i get an aching pain in my prostate and my dick burns. Had this problem since i was a teen so i assume (hope) its just prostatitis
>>211919228that's really cool I'm jelly. I really want to get on the tank and I could take time off starting next month, but desu I think it'd be too late. That and I just don't want my family doxxed and embarrassed by my shitposting and sexual degeneracy from like 10 years ago, which would for sure come to light if I were a contestant or freeloader. Though the fanbase seems actually pretty tame when it comes to the families of the contestants (unless they're brought up as emotional blackmail TTS idk, like being dead)
I just come from good stock and I don't want to fuck up the lives of people I love because of a reality show. I'd also fear getting fired by autists calling into my company's HR calling me a racist or something.
>>211919588I'll take fatty at this point.
>>211919699It was so kino
i am honestly disgusted by the very idea of casual sex.
>>211919669This. Marky posting is only funny because he's a massive hypocrite and he's desperate to keep people from finding out about his past.
>>211919679>this isn't a focal point of my lifesex not being one of the focal points of your life is what makes you a psychologically castrated worker slave
you're literally 'impotent'
it's THE biological imperative
just cut your balls off and be done with it
>>211919701>bad personfor spreading true facts?
>upset peoplecreate cognitive dissonance in subhumans who want to exist with their heads in the sand in perpetuity?
>>211919619what are these even supposed to mean
>>211919687Liking an American Scott makes you black coded?
>>211919710Scott ABD
>the twist is that there never was a twist
Bravo Jet
>>211919725Yes, I am saying that it was not a pitbull terrier, rather some sort of other terrier.
What if the new freeloader is a really fun and interesting addition to the cast?
>>211919685I liked some shit post about the show in season 1 and got blocked by jet, I've never posted or commented anywhere on Twitter just use it to follow shit. Really funny how jet probably has half the potential pool of freeloaders blocked
>>211919730based blogposting anon
the show
is dead
and jet
sucks cock
none of you actually think this is going to get any better right? we just has a top 3 days of fishtank yesterday. top three across all seasons mind you. it was that good.
>>211919669>simmonsgod, you people are retarded. the estrogen has rekt your IQ. no point in trying to level with a retard.
is AI really not good enough to tell me who this silhouette is yet
>>211919731no god please no
>>211918885Is foot faggotry all real? It seems too unfunny to just be a meme. I feel like it was mostly a joke for a time but people tricked themselves into developing the fetish.
>>211919725They are bull terriers. The dog on the show was a bulldog.
>>211919746You need tren son. Then youโll get uncontrollably horny for anything. With a preference for trannies and bussy
>>211919756Jet will immediately kick them and apologize to the audience for such an egregious error
>>211919730Letโs meet up for lunch
>>211919751You sure? Had a longer snout. Probably a mutt that includes the Scott ABD.
>>211919765The Fishtank experience is watching to see how bad it can get.
>>211919748Let me not be a "psychologically castrated worker slave" and whine in a 4chan thread about men not jerking off. That's not homosexual at all LOL
>sam can I make fishtank good
>no, even if you get in i would just mog you cause youre a loser
>>211919669channing this is getting really sad you have been doing this for almost a decade now
seek help woman you only knew sam for a couple of months its pathetic
>>211919084Good job supporting the higher prices in games faggot.
i can't help it anymore. I'm giving in to my urges. I'm going to cum to Ellie.
>>211919769I think is just a random ass stock image of a person turned into a silhouette, before bam came on yesterday the thumbnail was also a silhouette of a different black guy
>>211919769it's a fakeout, not a guy
>>211919769>The twist is that production and fishes switch roles could it have worked?
>>211919769Genderswapped ai of letty
>>211919749For spreading "facts" in a way intentionally to try to provoke people. That makes you a bad person.
this thread is full of fucking retarded trannies, holy shit 12pm /ftl/ is full of retards, is it because it's 6pm for eurofags or what
S4 is pretty good assuming you are named Bam Margera
>>211919805Yeah why would they fuck up the gender ratio even more?
>>211919730Yeah same, that's why I applied. I really considered it cause I can take the time off, but I have a great job I don't want to lose and I don't want to expose my family or self to this awful fanbase. I'd love to do it with a fake name or something but one person recognizes you and it's over pretty much.
>>211919756Then they probably won't last long desu.
Let Charles do a season and give him Frank Hassle full time to be his enforcer
>>211919802to what exactly?
>>211919702Not really, I'm guessing Bam's team was like "You can have Bam do 1 (ONE) jackass style skit as part of the agreement", and thats what the wiggers came up with. Bam knowing nothing about the show assumed it was some kind of running gag/inside joke regarding Freddy, but it was just random.
>>211919791Youโre doing the woman/simp thing where you try and scare us by calling us gay, not going to work buddy
>>211919084Realistically, what are you buying the switch for now? It doesn't even have any exclusives yet does it?
>>211919635Alex B and Burt are a must. Aryeh and Angie maybe? Fred would suck at larping but he can perform music once dressed as a bard. Mizzy is a z-tier actress but still an actress so she'd be ok. Cole would be great.
>>211919789Possible, but still far too big to be APBT's. Very VERY few of the dogs people call "pit bulls" are actually pit bulls. That's why retards say shit like "pit bulls are friendly" "it's the owner". Then people actually get a real pit and it fucking kills them or their kid.
Black girl freeloader who speaks fluent Japanese
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>>211919730I have a sports ball obsessed wet brained father that would try to get on the show if he saw me on it, the wiggers would definitely facilitate it
>>211919747>desperate I havenโt noticed this. No one even cares, including Markyโฆ I think itโs more annoying hearing from demented trannies and retards. Thatโs whatโs upsetting to people. No one cares about men fucking fully developed women lel.
>>211919811Shut the fuck up nigger. Simmons did nothing wrong and Sam is a raging faggot hypocrite.
One wrote a book saying respect the age of consent with a bad ESL fuck up. The other told a 15 year old to not eat food all day so he could fuck her in the asshole without getting shit on his dick.
Welcome to Fishtank, AKA THE HELLHOUSE! Watch in terror as the contestants...SLEEP ALL DAY!!!
>>211918979ive been away from my pc for 5 days, are the angelina simps already bored of her
Thing is, if Ellie we're to show her feet ONCE for like 5 minutes, soles and all, this would easily be the best season. Only reason i'm still watching.
He was one of the most famous people in America in the early 00s and got to smash prime Jessica Simpson and now he's appearing on MDE shit for an hour because he needs the $$$$
GRIM
Even grimmer for the wiggers though because he only popped the numbers by 2,000, didn't react to any of the TTS, and 90% of the fish had no clue who he was.
>>211919773memeing yourself into sincerity is real and feet are one of the biggest internet-inflicted paraphilias. most people develop it from staring and analyzing photos all day, same with pits
>>211919791you hating wanking is just a symptom
what I really don't like is the psychological castration in your brain
you deserve to be presented with the opposing view to "nofap, your body is sinful, the male gaze is harmful"
masturbation is good, fucking is good, your body is good
I want you to remember what it means to be a man, without the input of women and Judaic skoptsy cult freaks
>>211919812eurofags, the answer is always eurofags when the threads are shit. also doesnt help this season sucks dickhole
>>211919751All of these are nigger dogs with the hyper focus of a predator like Bam's puppy displayed.
>>211918621 (OP)Production needs to dress up Aryeh as Babycakes ASAP
>>211919826God damn, it's like I'm arguing with Jimmy. You guys are even bringing up fucking Mormons for your arguments.
>>211919773I have a vicious armpit fetish so I assume some guys are the same with feet, but footfags spam about it more and seem almost proud of it. Very odd
>>211919811>"facts"it's a fact Sam Hyde fucked Marky Thompson in the ass when she was an entire decade away from having le fully developed prefrontal cortex
also it's so fucking obvious what your issue with this is so all have to say is go dilate you fucking tranny you will neer be a woman
>12 pm tank time
>everyone is asleep
this doesn't usually happen until like week 4, this is so grim
>>211919846No sports ball man would ever watch or like this garbage lol
>>211919844life finds a way
>>211919840I'm aware, but Staffordshire are very close in demeanor. A lot of pit bull attacks will have people shouting that ackshually it's a staffordshire!
>>211919228Did you submit a video?
I kind of want to apply just to send them a video and be like "I would be a good fishtank contestant because Jet you're a bitch and Sam fucked Marky" knowing they have to watch.
Did anyone keep the tradition alive in my absence?
>>211919521Modern white women are all fucking trash and possess no useful skills or traits
holy fuck guys
I heard Ellie take a piss earlier
I think I just awakened a piss fetish in myself
wild randy here alex i'm going to rape your monkeys luna, benji all of them
>>211919253Have you looked at xitter?
Most people watching this are women, troons, and browns.
>>211918621 (OP)so this shit is ultra dead since bam left lol
>>211919861Would have been funnier if he showed up season 1 after all the fish thought he was dead
>>211919861youโre clueless, bam is hilarious still. you probably just didnโt experience teen love or watching cky in the early 2000s, which is why this is lost on you and has resulted in you lashing out like a woman.
>>211919871>fat>bald>autistic>vaguely Jewish>manchild>obesses over fiction and fantasy>constantly breaks out into musical song>has consistent bursts of unconventional wisdom and nuanced takes in between the nonsense>is the best character
>>211919844Getting dirty and not washing yourself properly.
His grooves would probably be less worse if he scrubbed the top of his head and got into those grooves with a scrubber.
>>211919773>>211919873I've been having a foot fetish for more than 20 years, since I was a child, and I'm very pissed of about it's normiefication in recent years. I feel almost violated in a way.
>>211919775post it. it wasn't a fucking bulldog.
>>211919884his type would, he also used to watch big brother I should add. I mean his intentions would be pure, but it would be humiliating
>>211919730just don't answer or give anything away about your family or your life, make shit up. The more of a NEET you are the better, if you haven't done jack shit with your life, you'll be harder to track down and nobody will even care. this only applies to guys though. simpable mids will be stalked no matter what.
>>211918749>hourslet me know how it goes when you have sex
>>211919898All women of all races for all of human history have been good at nothing, grow the fuck up
production is scrambling, the freeloader they casted over the google docs turned out to be a major creep and made comments about ellie that jet didn't like.
>>211919791making fun of fapping on 4chan is a death sentence
>>211919877>They need to rest up, because today is going to be insane! A new guy is coming in and...that's as far as we are right now.
>>211919861so fucking funny, 3 seasons of this hype meme and not a single tiktok clip from it
>>211919828unless you think the price will go down or youll never want one might as well get one even if its just to play mariokart
>>211919773The hardest I've nutted in my entire life was my ex girlfriend giving me a footjob after a decade of me too shy and embarrassed to ever indulge irl in my foot faggotry
based Alaska would be the worst freeloader choice ever
>>211919873>but footfags spam about it more and seem almost proud of it.I think itโs because it was/is a popular men they feel like they can get away with constant public perversion under the guise of it being a joke
>>211919775a bull terrier is a different dog entirely.
THE NEW FREELOADER IS SPONGEBOB
>>211919142I don't care I just want to see the loser get his heart crushed by multiple women in the span of weeks
>>211919904I can hear it in that Arthur Morgan voice clear as day. So fucking funny
>>211919903is there good audio?
>>211919818I'm the only college dropout at my company (that I know of) except maybe some of the grandfathered-in boomers from the days of when a HS degree could actually get you a job. I am extremely accomplished given the foundation I set for myself in my late adolescence and early twenties. I just wouldn't want to fuck it everything I've worked for for roughly 7-8 years when I got my shit together all up for teh lulz.
If I spoke with my boss, boss' boss and my HR and got a promise that I woulodn't be fired for my content on the show, I'd 110% go on. I haven't even posted my current employer on linkedin or other social medias because I still fear that footage/pictures of me with right wing "extremists" from 2015-2020 would come to light or something. I empathized a lot with Aryeh's fear and he's an unemployed autist.
>>211919895wait until the last 15 secs to markypost. be interesting at first so they dont close the video immediately
>>211919894A pitt bull is a staffy that was bread for aggression for generations. They are different to the point all KC's consider them a different breed.
>>211919149nta but man, I'm just trying to cure my death grip, and I don't like porn because it's all power fucking and niggers these days.
>>211919918Same with pit fetish. Not an online thing for me at all, an older girl used to force me to put my face in her pits when I was a kid. I was molested into it basically.
>>211919932what about sewing and cooking and shit
>>211919861You were either exposed to Bam by Jackass or Skateboarding.
>>211919949What does it mean
>>211919530have you ever had sex before? do you think a womens pussy starts at their hip?
Ellie seems to have a morning headache
probably from sleeping almost 24 hours
>>211919911Anon when I was like 14 I would watch Jackass/Viva La Bam/Wildboys almost every single day with my friends. I've seen every single episode of all the shows. That doesn't change the fact that Bam is extremely washed up now.
>>211919948Who the hell does he think he is?
Slim Charles pep talk for danny soon
>>211919911I like Bam, he just didn't fit in with this season.
He would have been better in S3.
>>211919944At least wait until there is the second edition that gets rid of any launch issues, which is inevitable. Also, you can wait for special edition ones which may look way more neat.
Anyone have the clip of bam's wife markyposting?
>>211919948https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750529472242631.mp4
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How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>211919972women love power fucking
so what did the stripes mean
>>211919975Theyโve never been good at any of that, men can easily outperform them in it with a modicum of effort, modernity proved this. Women literally serve zero purpose and the sooner we get rid of them the better
>>211919855you know the source for that claim is a heavily pixelated jpeg that doesnt even look like a phone text or an email just plain text and was likely written by channing right
(i assume you are channing and wrote it so this is a rhetorical question)
ellie just cuddled up for a second round of sleep :3
>>211919964go to the 3hr 42min mark
probably gonna have to turn the volume up all the way.
>>211919918>>211919945It just seems so cliched now. If I had a foot fetish Iโd be more embarrassed to put myself in a scenario that feels as written as โbeing embarrassed about foot fetishโ.
>>211920008Nothing, it's just paint on a wall
>>211919951A bull terrier is a classification, not a specific dog. Bulldog (any breed) + terrier (any breed) = bull terrier (there are many different breeds of BT).
A pit bull is a stafferdshire bull terrier that was bread for fighting over generations.
This shit is so fucking over.
>>211919977Saying she โleads people onโ is simp cope for the fact that she actually likes those subhumans
>>211920009I know your type, you're one of those gay BAPites
>>211920001I have a skill.
>>211918941have you seen how these freaks itt talk about women
porn is definitely bad for you
>>211920001I am playing FFXI on the other monitor
>>211920001rolex in your face fuck nigga
>>211920001I'm starting to agree with him at this point. time to go buy some weed brb
>>211919936Production is scrambling. Ben pooped everywhere and Jet keeps getting too horny to clean it up.
>>211919914https://youtu.be/DaVke1iqidw?si=ekcL__7xF430oJOH
Hey guys wheres the content
that was a surprisingly powerful stream from ellie
production is trying to locate the spookyposter of Spooky Movie Night fame to be a freeloader but nobody knows his true identity
Love my monkeys man, Benji Luna I know you're watching daddy at home on your Ipad i love ya
>>211919966What do you say we go out for lunch?
>>211918976>They're also not paying freeloaders a day rate anymoreWhere the fuck was this said? Jet said yesterday that Freeloaders could get prize money which has always been the case. But they ejected Dumbgay from the Cell during S2 because letting him snatch the 10k from Tay or Shinji was a step too far.
>>211919075yeah i remember when she led chicken andy on in thailand and was so desperate that she came crawling back to him after he fucked a ladyboy hooker
bringing ian on would be a great fuck you to the audience
not that we need more of those
>>211920001I watch it while working and doing my hobbies.
Feet are so spammed about because they're the thing you're most likely to see. A girl is probably not going to flash her tits, but there's a good chance of you seeing her soles. The foot is also an extremely accurate indicator of overall beauty and hottness.
All of this has been ruined by zoomers being retarded though so now girls like Ellie keep her footsies locked up.
>>211920031>A pit bull is a stafferdshire bull terrier that was bread for fighting over generationsYou're so out of your depth. Pitbulls were bred first and foremost for nannying human children, they only learn to fight because of bad owners.
>>211919962I thought she was just moving her arms and hands that way for warmth like men do when it's cold, but then they went pretty far south
But she also had boy shorts under neath those pants
>>211920037that's retard cope for hoping any woman would actually like Daniel or yourself
>>211920051Yeah holes are good at taking psychiatric meds
>>211919773>>211919873>>211919918Foot fetish is real, I've have one for decades, but many *have* essentially memed themselves into developing one through anime, porn addiction/repetition, and as a "joke" or out of irony. It's being normalized. Eventually it stops being a joke. Armpits are going through the same normalization process right now and even faster than feet did. Armpits will be where feet are now to normies in 5 years or less.
It's all because of normalization through anime (which is now mainstream) and memes like "haha damn lemme see dem toes babe hehe not really (but actually though I do kind of want to see them and maybe suck them a little bit... fuck I'm hard right now wtf how did that happen)"
>>211919945I've also seen more than one case where a friend of mine has had no interest in feet until a girlfriend's soft foot has brushed against his dick during he act and suddenly they're thinking "oh okay there's something to this"
What time did these niggers go to bed? I went to sleep immediately after production said the freeloader wasn't coming. How do they sleep so much?
>inb4 it's because of the cell
The cell didn't even last a full day.
>>211920001I watch this with my family. My niece's favorite fish is Freddy and my grandfather is partial to Daniel
>>211920023Why are they walking around in a warehouse?
Why are they holding game controllers?
Why does the guy start dancing?
What is this about?
Ellie is gorgeous but she needs to go for real. There is literally no difference if she's awake or not, she does nothing.
Think I'll play some prison architect.
>>211920063Those are like my kids man. And I'm not a step father. I'm a father who stepped up you know what I mean
>>211919992the console is fine i guess you could wait 3 years for one with a better screen but even that is really nice
you only get one short life being overly frugal is dumb
>>211919972>cure my death gripwere you mutilated as a baby? don't get how this happens
it should be plenty sensitive
>I don't like porn because it's all power fucking and niggers these days.you're eating only mcdonalds and complaining you're sick of food
watch tasteful Euro movies and amateur porn with real people
>>211920026after i quit being embarrassed by it, most girls dont care and some actually think its hot. The girl who gave me the footjob actually got off on it and would request doing it sometimes.
>>211920081has she actually shown them even one time this entire time? pretty impressive honestly
>>211919918same. it's also made women/society too aware of feet. like with ellie refusing to take off her socks so she isn't seen as goonbait. if it wasn't a huge meme, women would either 1. have their feet out and not think twice or 2. have their feet out because they know some guys like it, but they can feign ignorance to not be seen as a footslut.
hey Content, wheres everyone?
>>211920117I think you mean to say picrel
>>211920087Are you actually retarded?
>>211920016on the youtube live vod? what day?
thanks tho
>>211920109In the recap it said they went to bed early
These niggas been sleeping 12 hours
kek
>I'm hanging out with Bam when I get outta hereFreddy...
>>211920117Jet needs to give her the prize so she's more amenable to licking his filthy slavic asshole.
Iโm going back to sleep so something happens
>>211920144it sucks but we had good Angie feet content. She's a tight foot slut.
>>211920126what the fuck is up with you people, if I can fap to memories and fantasies alone why would I need to watch porn? then you wonder why people accuse you of being jewish lmao
>>211920117Eliminations are dumb. Force her to do things and give her objectives. Make the show interesting you retarded wigger niggers
>>211920125No I mean, for example, the initial Switch launch had an issue, which I cannot remember right now. The next "launch" of them had fixed the issue and it was in a different box. This is long before the OLED thing. A lot of these initial launches will have some sort of issue.
>i cant hit my head again-
>yeah i can, fuck it
>>211920095Ik Daniel and myself will never be loved by any woman hence why she wonโt โlead him onโ
>>211920066Is this prod or something? lmao is this a meme?
>freddy thinks he's going to hang out with bam after the show
>>211919914https://youtu.be/hT8h4UmuN1Q?si=KCTh_CAB-LykVaDK
BABYCAKES ARYEH NOW
>>211920144this is becoming more and more common with fetishes and you guessed it it's india's fault
>>211920135nope. She doesn't even take her sneakers off unless she's going to bed.
>>211920063plaintext Alex B post with no image can move mountains
>>211919773a girl with nice feet just mean she is clean and take of her self. same thing with hands, teeth, or pits etc
Bring in Brother Jimmy
Its Time to make Fishtank Silly
>>211920165I like looking at naked ladies you fucking retard
what's wrong with you?
SEASON 4 TWIST LEAKS
>Will feature "Nega Jet" and "Nega Ben", evil counterpart twins who will take over the tank as part of a canon event.
>New Zipp flavor will possibly be "berry related"
>There will be a "Bedroom 0" that some are calling a "backroom" (possibly a liminal space)
>Sam's Goldstriker suit will be *red*
>Jet will be wearing new sneakers that he "copped off StockX"
>Cole's story arc will allegedly "conclude"
>We will be getting an "extensive loredump" regarding the spirits from the Season 1 garage
>"The Milkman" subplot will "return triumphantly"
>New mysterious "Yellow Shark" antagonist
>There will be a bird bath in the new outdoors "backyard" camera
>"Black Shark" storyline supposedly prominent
>The LED smart lights will reportedly turn *green* in planned "Green Events"
>>211920144are we sure she just doesnt want to touch the dirty floor with her bare feer
Just took a huge Jet Neptune. Christ, it fucking reeked.
Feet are gross can't really see the appeal
Why are you all wasting your time typing here?
>>211920193who gives a shit? that's different from telling everyone YOU MUST LOOK AT PORN LIKE I DO. that's fucking retarded.
>>211920147dan is a dud, but theres more to squeeze out of him than ellie content wise
it's brian
seth will get to be meet his irl hero
>>211920219make them take their pants off
guys i cut one of my old shirts like freddy and i felt powerful for 5 minutes now i feel like a faggot
>>211920219have a piano drop on them
>>211920219
>>211920199There are so many colors.
hope they skip the newspaper bit and go straight to content. LOL
>>211920199>The LED smart lights will reportedly turn *green* in planned "Green Events"Very interetsed in this. Thank you for updating.
>>211920135no and she is literally writing articles in the fishtank paper about how keeping her shoes in socks and shoes constantly is giving her "trench foot"
>if she's being remotely serious about this which is likely because wearing shoes 18 hours and socks 24 hours, 7 days a week will absolutely have an effect, she's saying they have an odor, are constantly damp/moist, and are probably peeling from being constantly damp/moist
>>211920199>We will be getting an "extensive loredump" regarding the spirits from the Season 1 garageOuiji board/seance in the garage when?
>>211920190>>211919773Women with perfect feet and nice footwear are attractive. The legs and feet together make it perfect. I've busted many loads to Tory Burch sandals and nice feet.
>>211920219this used more computing power than the Apollo space program
>>211920151anon are you retarded? read again what you replied to
>>211920087Stafferdshire (nanny dog) ---> pit bull (fighting dog) -----> American stafferdshire (aggression has been bred out so it doesn't fucking kill you).
Honestly I knew it was over for us footbros when I saw this article pop up. We're beyond cooked because of retarded mongoloids harassing women about their toes. They're expected to cover them up like they're titties now.
Insider here. New freeloader is a jeet straight from India and can barely speak english
>>211920223who gives a shit you masturbate exclusively to your memories?
the fact you don't like looking at naked ladies as a man means there's something wrong with you
biologically, or psychologically, there's something wrong there
doesn't get more natural than enjoying the female form
>>211920222i have no hobbies or interests let alone a personality of my own, so this is what i do
make an ai where jet gets blasted by a masked assailant with a shotgun
/ftl/ is only good when it gets off topic like this
>>211918976>They are probably cheaping out as much as possible to try recoup moneyThey made like $300k off of Streamstars and they did literally nothing to earn this beyond host the infrastructure. The wigger finances are exceptionally good. They're going maximum jew because they're shitheads.
>>211920229oh great, the Nosferatu of energy vampires
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>>211920252Him and Damiel will get along.
>>211920269They are your people.
>>211920266Read what I posted you dumb nigger. You're confusing a stafferdshire with an American stafferdshire. They are two different breeds. Fucking retard.
>>211920255>nice footwearthis I get. something very homey, sexy and domestic about a woman in backless fuzzy house slippers
>>211920277How are his lashes so pretty
>>211920251stupid whore, show your feet, wear sandals and tight skirts like a slut.
imagine ellies smell, she hasn't showered in ~36 hours
>>211920199reminds me of the s2 leak shitpost, good times making theories that make this boring shit entertaining
>>211920252Not impressed.
>>211920170maybe some tiny % had issues i had a launch switch 1 with no issues still works today
also games like mario kart that are primarily online are more fun at the start when there isnt a massively established meta with people that have played for years
>>211920272based & funny if true. I hope he fills the house with the smell of ghee.
>>211920277would weightloss fix this?
>>211920031bull terrier is a breed. you're just making things up in your head and stating them as facts.
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>hey Jet you sill hang out with Freddy whats he up to? :)
>>211920252talks a lot. does nothing.
I have a fascination with Indian chaos
>>211920199feels like a mondonigger psyop. the wiggers should do more with different colored "sharks" though. they never utilize them at all. anyone remember these "leaks" from S2 when everyone thought the season was actually leading to something interesting. good times.
>>211920088she's been scratching/rubbing her pussy going DEEP all night, I saved 2-3 clips of her doing it
she probably does it constantly every night and we just can't see because she's always covered up
>>211920272all the insiders are asleep or have the day off rn
it's just richy and maejok trying to keep the show running
>>211919576genuinely awful fish but he's fairly entertaining
>>211919773it's real, idk if i was memed into it unless you count my older sister making me suck her toes sometimes when i was 8
>>211920272That's it we're shutting down these leaks right the fuck now everyone hand your phones over to ben
It's going to be hilarious when Ellie finally does take her socks off and they're not even fappable because they're all shriveled up with blisters all over them because she's wore shoes nonstop for 2 weeks.
Then again some of you sickos like dirty nasty feet instead of clean soft princess ones.
>>211920273hahahahahah this is what i'm talking about lmao. only reason you need to watch porn is if you are not actually having sex for very long periods of time. I get off harder when I remember the feeling of a vagina than just looking at some negro dick powerblasting one.
New freeloader is Rachel again
Surely rapist Andy Dick can save this show
>>211920320joopy nose is made for boops
>>211920091none of those are bulldogs, dumbass.
>>211920313this dog looks evil
>>211920307Overall, not a "party game" kind of guy. I will eventually have to get a Switch 2 because my wife caught wind that, if plugged into the switch 2 console, Kirby the Forgotten Land will have extra content. Also I have hope that it'll continue having cool third parties like Astral Chain.
>>211920324โMondoniggerโ in 2025 is crazy work
>>211920199>>We will be getting an "extensive loredump" regarding the spirits from the Season 1 garagethis is badly needed especially since the witch sensed the same ghost as season 1
we need a ghost hunter realistically to get to the bottom of this
>>211920255>The legs and feet together make it perfect.It's pretty much this for me. It's an overall aesthetic thing.
>>211920252best thing they did for Seth. The only way Seth can make content is by not being himself, which production was able to hone in on and exploit. W move by production.
Liking feet, armpits, and muscle mommies and shit of that variety is reddit sexuality. You're an emasculated male and you've been psyopped into having the same personality as a discord troons.
Be a man and like tits, ass and pussies. Faggots!
>>211919773>mostly a joke for a time but people tricked themselves into developing the fetishThat's a lot of today's fetishes after ass and tits. Traps and tranny stuff are the prime example of that. "The dick makes it better" became a rule more than a prompt. Then again, people have developed more of a fetish towards community and gaining approval for liking the fetish instead of actually engaging in it, so it's a tough call.
>>211920215>feet are grossyou're just a gross unhygienic faggot with unhygienic friends/family members
I didn't know what it really even meant for feet to *stink* until some poorfag friend of mine came over to my house for the first time and took his shoes off, I literally made him leave
>>211920332she's already shown them, and you're right.
Did anything of note happen after midnight?
>Ellie is sleeping all day because she got her first period
Cute!
>>211920332>avatarfagging taytard with a foot fetishyour life must fucking suck really bad
>>211920365salmon snatchers
>>211920355What about a ghost doctor
>>211920362you can like all of them at the same time its kind of crazy
>>211920334>I get off harder when I remember the feeling of a vagina than just looking at some negro dick powerblasting one.equals
>I get off [not as hard] looking at some negro dick powerblasting one.I think I'm starting see what's wrong with you
I demand you masturbate, moreover, I demand you masturbate in a manner that pleases me.
>>211920294go back, read the post you replied to, ask yourself what the post is trying to convey, then go bash your head against a wall
>>211920384No you cant. I'm not gonna let you. That's what you don't understand
They should try and find some Aryeh level autist that hates western animation or something so they butt heads
>>211920379its not too bad all things considered but thanks for your concern.
>>211920355>this is badly needed especially since the witch sensed the same ghost as season 1QRD?
i appreciate that seth is still jerry and that production didn't have to tell him to keep doing it. like he still sucks but he sucks a little less as jerry.
of course you gay niggas talking about eachothers dicks
>>211920311this fucking tease better show them before she leaves.
>>211920372smack looks like cheerios with room temperature milk
>>211918919her chest slowly rising and falling......
Why do we hate Daniel again?
>>211920269normalfaggots ruin literally everything
gatekeep everything precious to you
MDE was ruining by normalfaggots too btw (many are fishtank fans)
>>211920355ghost doctor, you say?
>>211920313It's the original bull terrier and called a "bull terrier" but the stafferdshire is also called a "stafferdshire bull terrier" because it's a mix between a bulldog and terrier, you dumb nigger.
>>211920411They told him to never break character last night over the intercom.
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lol they made seth into a chav yesterday
>>211920407idk why I thought this was a The Sims 1 screencap from the thumbnail. I need new glasses.
>>211920404No more autists please
how come a bigbroher tv show has nudity and sex but fishtank the edgy pushing the limit alternative culture show has a strict no content policy?
its so upsetting freddy got wasted on a season like this
>1pm
>everyone, including wiggers, are asleep
Fuck they wont start anything until after i go to bed tonight. Fucking wiggers
all dogs are ugly and caring about them is gay. get a girl pregnant if you want something to baby so bad.
>>211920442oh i missed that
>>211920117nasty plastic surgery nose
>>211920362You can like them all. Just have a girl raise her arms while you're on top and you can lick her pits while you're balls deep in her, they love it
Is anything happening? Did they even do the Rube Goldberg machine?
>>211920400Remove yourself from the genepool retard.
umm when does rachel show up
>>211920432how do we get him on the show
>>211920324I've always said they should have different colored sharks with different behaviors like pacman ghosts.
>>211920474pitbulls are nanny dogs incel
>>211920442Does he lose anything if he breaks character or are the other fish just being annoying faggots when they try and talk to Seth and not Jerry
everytime i see a dog at the park or people walking their dog i have to fight the urge to not kill the dog
>>211920469yes they chainreactioned downstairs and woke her up with talking
It's so fucking obvious that ellie is bbc coded but wont say anything about it because she knows what the mde/fishtank audience is like lmfao
>>211920454they're trying to get picked up by netflix
>>211920362i like all of a woman because unlike you im not a closeted faggot
>>211920465That's nasty. You're gross. The tits are right there, within reach and you go for the armpit? Who the fuck raised you nigga?
>>211920486That's the Staffordshire. A different breed of dog. A pit bull is not a stafferdshire.
just got back from work, any cute ellie caps today?
>>211920495ellie you're not supposed to have a phone
>>211920454Because sam larps as a christian so no 666 tts or nudity but forcing addicts to smoke and drink, and abusing literal retards is totally fine
>>211920477he wanted to go to dick masterson to inspect his sonichu medallion. i think you could easily meme it into existence on twitter.
>>211920474Pitbulls clearly always go for kids its in their nature as a nannydog explain that science fag
>>211920454Sam has sex trauma, please be understanding
>>211920418are you posting random webms from a different show or should anyone know who this is?
BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP
>>211920510If you finally have sex you'll understand that going for the tit every time gets boring
>>211920411If we have someone in the house who doesn't know he's acting then we finally a bit of dramatic tension that's been missing since Dangelina was murdered.
they brought back Bam Margera from the dead and made him skate in the tank. if this is not satanic show then i don't know what is
>>211920509lol those s1 theories, back when people thought this was an art project
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>>211920437>A bull terrier is a classification, not a specific dog.you said that.
>>211920454the majority of big brother nudity is accidental
>>211920362you're posting hecking valid nigger reaction pictures like a twitter user
post some gifs of niggers making funny sassy faces or getting a "clapback" or something next you fucking subhuman
I think you meant to say "ya'll are emasculated males"
>UGH AWM SO PAWTHETIC
>IM A WOSER
>>211920429>ruining GOOOOOOOOOD morning sars
>>211920454one of the showrunners is currently running some kind of neo-puritanical, Christian, right-wing grift so thereโs a conflict of interest
>>211920474>Pitbulls were bred first and foremost for nannying human children, they only learn to fight because of bad owners.reminder that this is the post you are getting this mad over (wasnt me btw)
>>211920529>completely ruined the country award
>>211920171I mean unironically that's how you get double digit concussions as a musician of all things. At least those niggers in the NFL getting paid for it.
>Never believed in CTE so much in my fucking life. BENOIT DID NOTHING WRONG.
>>211920510>>211920510liking a girl so much you want to bury your face in her pits is just a completely different level of attraction and horny that you wouldnt understand unless you've felt it before. It's pure caveman grug sex mode.
anyone got a pic of denims' ass
dogs are for black people. get a cat, dickhead
>>211920524Most gay cringe shit ever. Hope the fucker gets a debilitating and painful disease very soon
>>211920454Big Brother live feeds are notoriously down like 8 hours a day most days. And its only director cam, they will switch it away if a conversation starts getting too edgy.
>>211920588I'm sick of you.
Why did Mints change his name?
>>211920550You are a nigger. You are the lowest form of human, a despicable wart on the backside of humanity.
>>211920537I have had sex and there's nothing to be gained from the armpit. Maybe it's a poor person thing I'm too wealthy to understand. Get at me.
>>211920565actually he planned to send them back and then was killed by a jewish guy
>>211920583That is not hard enough to find that youโd have to ask here
>>211920606>nothing to be gained from the armpit.pheromones that make your dick harder than its ever been
WE WANT BROTHER JIMMY TO MAKE THINGS SILLY!
>>211920603are you talking about physical bits? Please dont do that
>>211920620no don't bake i got it
>>211920529NO WAY DUDE I-I-I LIKE, N-NO JOKE LIKE I T-TOTALLY LIKE, ABE WAS A- A HUGE INSPIRATION T-TO ME MAN SO L-LIKE YEAH LIKE FUCK WE'RE DEFINITELY HANGING- D-DEFINITELY HANGING AFTER THIS PLAY SOME FUCKIN ROCK AND ROLL MAN YEAH
Ellie might be sick or something.
She woke up took a sip of her drink and put her head in her hands for a good 3-5 minutes and went back to bed.
Like she had a giant ass headache
when bam was there they should have gotten all the fish to do a skate trick and got bam to pick a winner or something instead of them sitting in silence
why are the wiggers so lazy this season
>>211920619nvm i found it
>>211920606>You are the lowest form of blah blah damn that's crazy bro but I ain't reading all that, anyway post more funny niggers
>>211920581Weโre never going to have sex so we donโt care
>>211920593Dogs are emotionally shallow animals.
When you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
>>211920604They're moving the show in a different direction with more cool guys wearing shirts with flames and sunglasses.
>>211920631>factually incorrect ear-beatings in a fake deep voice
>>211920529DUDE I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET YOU FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN MONTHS AGO
>>211920642thats just waking up and realising the tank wasnt a nightmare
>>211920612Yeah let's free the AFRICAN SAVAGES. Free them. Think about that for two seconds.
>>211920613Should have probably done the whole thing as one policy then, huh? Freeing them first and then planning later to be like "oh yeah go back yeah alright?" is fucking retarded. The lincoln myth is pure keklmao. I'm keklmaoing at you
RIP Bam
you will be missed
HH
>>211920547Because it's true.
>>211920560Because it's not true and gets people killed, mutilated, and disfigured. How would you like to have your face ripped off?
>>211920654Cats are for being put into blenders
>>211920510i lick my girlfriends pits all of the time when we have sex and bite her neck while im fucking her hard. she loves it and pretty much digs her nails in my back until i bleed
stay vanilla and boring anon
>>211920627all that matters is whether youโre fags who prefer shaved or based hairy armpit enjoyers
>>211920655period makes your tummy hurt and gives u diarrhea it doesn't affect ur head
>>211920654based h p lovecraft quoter
>>211920652>but I ain't reading all thatYou cant read because you are a ______?
>>211920654dogs are easy to mog.
complete coddled nontent.
>>211920581i wanna do this to ellie
>>211920596Pretty sure he has lung cancer or something
>>211920687>does he knowim a biofem, virgin
>>211920677>Because it's not trueare you pretending to be retarded as a bait or are you really this dented
>>211920593cats are for people with autism
>>211920706umm nice try moid
>>211920454Sam larps as a puritan christcuck and Jet wants to fuck practically every girl who comes on the show. Both ends of the extreme make nudity very difficult. it's easier for the wiggers to ban it entirely.
>>211920654They should sell out, I'm the reason they get to live. Ungrateful bastards.
>>211920706haha can you insult me some more for being a virgin and having a small penis
>im a biofem, virgin
gobble gobble jet penis
>>211920603Thse would be so funny but also the most lethal bit thus far
>>211920682I bet she's fat which is why she's dating you. I could get the same experience sneaking into a butcher's freezer and licking down all the product. Congrats on your hog popsicle. I'm sure the taste is exquisite
>niggas fighting about dogs is more entertaining than wtf is going on in the tank
she sleeps with her arms above her heads so much i dont doubt she gets headaches sometimes
>>211920650Always think is is josie at first glance
wanna rub ellies face in the floor and cleaning it after and kissing her on her forehead and patting her.
>>211920706you know the rules
shirt up with timestamp for verification please
>>211920689i was actually quoting robert deniro as jack burnes in meet the parents
>>211920706We all want you dead btw
DIREC ISOLATION DARK ROOM CHALLENGE
>>211920714The stafferdshire is the nanny dog. A pit bull is a fighting dog. This is not an argument. It's a fact Accepted by every kennel club on the planet. You are wrong full stop.
>>211920654My cat runs and cowers whenever someone has a plastic bag in their hands he is a total pussy
When is she getting eliminated?
>>211920733Holy shit lmfao
want to kick ellie in the cunt and making her a refreshing fruit salad after.
>>211920364Worthless fucking post feet are gross unalive yourself
>>211920768can't send tai in on this season man, he fucking LOVED bloodgames
>>211920733She weighs 100lbs. But I'm not going to sit here and get defensive over it. You're either a virgin or just extremely vanilla that's okay anon
>>211920706Pleasure to have you here it makes the thread more sophisticated to have varied roles and opinions and girls need respect too
>>211920764why are you posting any of this to me i dont care about dogs
fucking idiot
The week 2 twist will make or break this season
>>211920725Cats can survive in the wild completely fine without you and thrive. Stray dogs don't thrive in the same way, they're much more dependent.
might be fun to tts drench and convince her she's getting fat
drench looks like she smells terrible
>>211920706get a load of this stinky gash
vanilla sex with ellie :)
>>211920795Iโm a virgin which means Iโm better than you
Can we stop with the Ellie abuse posting, we have a good thing going here
I was at work, any clips with the ramp in the living room??
It's another "Sam walks in and scrolls twitter on his non-macbook for 6 hours" episode
accidentally on purpose slamming ellie fingers in a car door and giving her an ice pack after.
>>211920788there's nothing gross about feet unless you're gross, that's it favela dweller, now stop posting
>>211920795i think pit licking is hot but idk about the biting and all that, am i vanilla or not anon?
>>211918673It happende to Anisa's husband too.
glove covered hand job from ellie
>>211920806the week 2 twist is that jet is very horny and needs some sucky. the fish compete to see who owes jet sex
Bust a fat load all ove Angelina's feet
THROWING A MALLET AT ELLIE FOR BROTHER JIMMY OUR SAVIOUR
>>211920706not that anon, also not a virgin
go into the kitchen, get a knife, and kill yourself
>>211920673I can't believe this was his last appearance on camera before the accident
>>211920802Then why did you even reply to me in the first place, retard?
now that women take baths every day and shave sex is probably so much wilder than back when they were hairy and smelled like shit
>>211920806Brother, there is no twist. It will be less effort than S1 camping.
>>211920642that's a woman on her periodt you virgin
>>211920767probably today when the Freeloader shows up and she's still sleeping
No more bakes, we spent all our budget for the Bam appearance. Expect the jannies to bounce you guys back to /bant/
>>211920795Yeah 100 lbs more than you you fat coping faggot. It's always people like you that compensate for your hideous appearance by turning a natural expression of sexuality into some performative circue de solei meets fear factor shit. Is it because she was molested as a child and anything less than kicking her in the cunt like you're trying to score a fieldgoal cant make her cum?
aryeh really is jewish jimmy isnt he
>>211920865an anon made an obvious joke about pitballs being nanny dogs and its just the owners and you were too retarded and/or autistic to realise it was a joke
thats it
>>211920891He is much more self aware than Jimmy
>>211920885should i be sleeping with a neck pillow?
>>211920874What's a "periodt"?
Are you illiterate?
This won't make any sense yet, but trust me. Buy as many DANL as you can. Before the day starts.
>>211920866>having sex with literal wild women>less wildgotta get you some of that cro-magnon snu snu pussy brah
>>211920891i am not listening to him talk about immigration and birth rates
>>211920914>Buying stoxLmao!
>>211920885Imagine what jet is going to do to this tight little piece after the show
>>211920874how do you all know she's on her period
freaks
>>211920891Jimmy except not violent and somehow better at reading the room and knowing himself. However, has retarded hands.
>>211920819you have never felt a womens touch therefore you are no different than a faggot
>>211920832not sure but other anon is a tit guy so i'd say you're less vanilla than him.
>>211920888woah this guy should be on roastmasters or something. That other guy got so roasted.
>>211920913Filtered newfag
>>211920914this post is illegal
either you have inside information or you're committing fraud
>>211920364i'm a footfag but always hated dirty/smelly feet. sucking toes is nice, but i will only do it if they're clean or else the taste is disgusting.
>>211918749The whole anti-porn science about it "rewiring your brain" (lmao) hinges on one paper that has never been peer reviewed. It's incredibly cherry picked and only upheld by conspiratorial minds.
Guess what demographic is most likely to believe in conspiracy therories: young, socially and financially males of lower education.
The science haters that think science is le good actually when one paper agrees with them. hah.
No, pron isn't bad for you. If you think porn addiciton is holding you back I can promise you 100% that there's at least 10 more pressing matters in you life that you should adress first. The porn thing is losers looking for a single point of failure in their lives.
>If only I quit porn my life surely will get in orderkek
>>211920914I will buy ELLI and you cant stop me
LOOK AT MEEE
LOOK AT MEE
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE
LOOK AT ME!!!!!
I'M FREDDY! I BANG STICKS!
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I CAN'T TIE MY SHOES OR PUT A SHEET ON A BED, I BELIEVE IN UNLIMITED "SKILLED" IMMIGRATION! I'M JEWISH!
i dont like that when i am unable to express my compassion towards women either by distance or my inability to be intimate. i immediately resort to wanting to inflict violence on them so that i can be the hero and save the day.
>>211920930>arye has something interesting and hilarious to say
>>211920898How would you know if it was a joke or not?
>>211920926Stop being weird Mr Goodson
>>211920913"periodt" is a negroism that is used as a way to put more weigh on a statement.
>>211920938Gay men get touched by women all the time, being desirable to women makes you subhuman
ellie isnt on her period. she doesnt get them anymore cause she takes so much birth control and has so much sex
i'm baking a VERY high quality thread, just hold tight!
Freddy drumming super hard to drown out Aryehโs schizorant about birthrates and immigration
>>211918621 (OP) >Baked Alaska confirmed new freeloader
Is this real?
>Spending money on stoX let alone having any balance of fishbucks to begin with
going to disneyland and feeling alone because you are surrounded by fat people and disney adults
>>211920926Jet, I want you to picture a bullet inside your head. Now picture it leaving your head.
>>211920958She is due for a resurgence as soon as they do individual challenges or if they give hee a cute outfit and character to play.
But knowing jet he will just ignore her and let her sit there while he plays with the other fish like he did with payton
>>211920996Yes. Sam knows him through both the Thiel network and the Jew network.
>>211920888>the mention of sex makes him seethe to tears
don't worry, i'll bake, give me a few minutes
I love Freddy's drumming.
>>211921006bill ottman going to disneyland and feeling alone because he is surrounded by fat people and disney adults
baking, no one else bake because I'm doing it
>>211920969if you read that post and cant tell its a joke you are autistic
maybe go see a doctor
Ellie is a chicken jockey
>>211921015 where did they confirm that he's coming?
my farts have been absolutely vicious
A bake just flew over my house
>>211920926is this an anon with an ugly bastard cuck fetish, or an anti-simp poster trying to upset simps?
>>211920938i like breasts too but not giant ones, shapely small to medium sized is best
Freeloader is Bam's wife and she markyposts all day
i already baked you stupid fucks check the catalog
>>211921019Youโre trolling but this is unironically true of me
>>211921043Im just speaking fax. We all know what jet's plan is for her and that is to be rimmed and gooned
>>211921034>>211921022>>211921010can't wait for 3 thread split discussions on a slow morning
no one bake i'm finna bake in a sec. got the post locked and loaded ready to fire in 3.. 2... 1..
>>211921036How exactly would you know if that is or isn't a joke? Plenty of people actually believe it and I've been arguing with someone about it here for the past hour.
>See a doctor Why, can they care my supposed autism?
>>211921052bruh, she died list night in a fiery but peaceful crash along with 3 teens. way too soon for this
No one bake, I just gotta solve this captcha
alright ill bake for real this time
>>211921064so you're a cuck with a fixation on jet's dick and anus, got it.
hold on i fucked it up, making a new one
Iโm baking hard as hell rn
>>211921097How am i a cuck, im not dating ellie. Are you a retard that doesn't know what words mean?
i got 1 hand in my pants im not baking
we gotta find drenc's reddit account via stripper subreddits
>people are doing week 3 style fake bake jokes on day 12
grim
>>211921006do you do that?
>>211921105wtf bro i said i'd bake cut it out. ok posting in 3..2..1..
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everyone bake at once, that would be a funny bit
>>211921083yes they can help you
Alright if no one else will bake then I will.
>>211920706You're going to get a lot of negative comments baby girl but I'm different. Do you have a throne account?
>>211921097Most people that watch this show have an ugly bastard cuck fetish
>>211921144Pretty sure they can't
weโll never get an Angie OF cuz faggot paypigs just started buying and throwing money at her for literally nothing
thread's up, no-one else bake
>>211921119just a regular faggot then
>>211921125I remember this being a thing in early s3 too
Ok I'll make a real thread just hold on
>>211921155speak for yourself freak, if I had a genie I'd wish that all hentai protags were the classic hair covering eyes white passing guy trope
This is it, the last /ft/ thread. say your goodbyes.
Drench has a fat ass.
>>211921195that i want on my face
baking in a few let me finish these nuggies
>>211921177Are does the fact that jet will fuck ellie upset you so much? You weren't going to fuck her, and the only reason she was cast was for jet to goon her
NO ONE BAKE OR WE'LL END UP WITH MULTIPLE NEW THREADS. I WILL BAKE.
>>211921195bye
i don't even watch the show
baking edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Ben talked a Daniel for a min, idk stopped watching
-- Jet is a failure
-- Ben might actually be gay
-- Your engagement is futile
--Literally nothing has happened in days
-Ellie still hasn't showed her feet
-- S2 retards made them think they could shit out this turd
>Watch Hereppv.to/ft
>Never Pay Themprevious thread:
>>211918621 (OP)
>>211921194Same I have a chad cuck fetish, but donโt shoot the messenger
lets get to 1000 before bread
freddy fucking gave my letter to bam. please refund my motherfucking tokens.
THEY'RE NOT LETTING US BAKE
WE'RE DONE FOR
EVERYONE DELETE YOUR IMAGES AND KEEP POSTING HERE
>>211921230Dude you gave Bam a letter that's sick you should be happy
You guys need to stop shit-testing production and bake
>>211921252i mean the show is dead
>>211921262It doesnt let me delete!
>>211921207i barely pay attention to her since she is nontent, but ugly bastard x cute girl is still unsavory to me.
Got a huge announcement to drop but I'll wait till you guys make the new thread.
>>211921227here champ 527616
lmao im making random other threads to bump this one off faster and you cant do anything about it
>>211921316Youโre out of luck pal
>>211921278I'm stuck in a loop! the thread never stops!
guys ellie showed feet make a new thread so we can post images
dont worry lads someone will make one (not me)
BAM GETTING ANOTHER 20K
EZ MONEY BABY
-20k
*cash register noise*
i hate jerry more than i hated seth
Don't worry I almost finished baking.
hehe look at this thread so silly
WHY ARE JANNIES DELETING NEW THREADS???
>>211921316Wtf would she even do there? They have already gone harder in 12 days than letty did the entire season. She threatened to sue because frank breathed on her feet and pushed her onto a couch.
This season had a giant retard and a lanky retard both assault a tiny girl and no one stopped them
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>>211916325
Jetโs announcing his retirement.
Wishing you the best!
Jerry is somehow smarter than Seth
>>211921307Supporting that faggot Jew has really made it insufferable. Fishtank is essentially Reddit-tier with him on.
>>211921364he sunk below nontent and became antitent