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>Question of the DayWhat's your favourite film involving a morally questionable or otherwise eccentric protagonist?
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>>211922124HOLY HECKIN KINO
>>211922208Still not as bad as this.
>>211922282I think it's pretty cool
>>211922282Atleast he got to kiss Sarah Gadon before he died
>>211922430I wish Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix had kissed into a woodchipper feet first instead.
>>211923444Many people wish gruesome, agonizing death upon Sarah Gadon.
>>211922108 (OP)>QOTDThe Strange One (1957)
It's on my list of Overlooked and unassuming films.
The list in text form:
A Pebble by the Wayside (1938)
Night River (1956)
The Strange One (1957)
Portrait of Chieko (1967)
Diary of a Shinjuku Thief (1969)
Under the Flag of the Rising Sun (1972)
I Never Promised You a Rose Garden (1977)
Panic in High School (1978)
The Hidden Trail of the Beasts (1981)
Merci la vie (1991)
Utsushimi (2000)
Dying at Grace (2003)
Hello, My Dolly Girlfriend (2013)
Lear on the Shore (2017)
Land of Broken Hearts (2024)
https://letterboxd.com/bluechew/list/overlooked-and-unassuming/
>>211922128When you watch Land of Broken Hearts (2024) let me know your thoughts. I'm confident that most people here could enjoy it.
I can't believe no one has said Bad Lieutenant, but alas, it's only 3 anons in here. We are in Kali Yuga.
my favorite type of /film/
booba
md5: 3ca99b47f727e984140a06a125980083
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ugly ass clown looking bitch lmfao
>>211922108 (OP)>What's your favourite film involving a morally questionable or otherwise eccentric protagonist?The Passion of Christ
>>211925271I think it's funny that movie is structurally the exact same as apocalypto but manages to suck badly
>>211925023She burns coal too
Elaine May is still alive and is apparently directing a film, her first in 40 years.
>>211925773Not as much as Sarah Gadon does on her legendary solo trips to Jamaica!
>>211926267>93No fucking way! I love seeing actresses live to their 90s.
bresson was a trailblazer
>>211926503Many such cases with the fellas too
>Born December 13th 1932 (Age 92)
>>211926503What about octogenarians? Dominique Labourier (b. 1943) is one.
>>211926801>Dominique Labourier (b. 1943) is one.Not for much longer.
>>211926852For 8 more years.
>>211926442Sarah Gadon's husband went with her
every day I'm more and more upset India and Pakistan didn't nuke each other
>>211927361I'm upset they didn't nuke your room.
>>211927492Calm down gadonbro. Chillax!
>>211926951Under 6 months.
>>211927572I despise Sarah Gadon and eagerly await her meeting with the woodchipper.
>>211927830Almost better than the hand one, desu
>>211927148I wonder where her boyfriend is
>>211928239The hands twisting blood out of the money bill gives it an air of gravitas. I like it.
>>211927830/film/ poster, Japan
It deadass slaps
>>211929257/film/ poster, Japan
>>211929977They went ham with the chudjaks.
>>211922108 (OP)>What's your favourite film involving a morally questionable or otherwise eccentric protagonist?Turks Fruit
further updated the Southeast Asian list
Andaman and Nicobar Islands
?
Brunei
?
Cambodia
>Kavich Neang*
>Rithy Panh
>Norodom Sihanouk
Indonesia
>Kamila Andini
>D. Djajakusuma
>Edwin*
>Usmar Ismail
>Garin Nugroho
>Mouly Surya*
Laos
?
Malaysia
>Yasmin Ahmad
>Tan Chui Mui*
>Dain Said
Myanmar
>The Maw Naing*
>Maung Wunna
>Midi Z*
Philippines
>Lamberto V. Avellana
>Dwein Ruedas Baltazar
>Glenn Barit
>Ishmael Bernal
>Lino Brocka
>Manuel Conde
>Arden Rod Condez
>Nick Deocampo
>Lav Diaz
>Marilou Diaz-Abaya
>Peque Gallaga*
>Cesar Hernando
>Khavn
>Mike de Leon
>Jet Leyco*
>Raya Martin
>Brillante Ma Mendoza
>Mario O'Hara
>Raymond Red*
>Sherad Anthony Sanchez
>Manuel Silos
>Kidlat Tahimik
>John Torres
Singapore
>Anthony Chen
>Yeo Siew Hua
>Liao Jiekai
>Eric Khoo
>Tan Pin Pin*
>Royston Tan
Thailand
>Puangsoi Aksornsawang
>Phuttiphong Aroonpheng
>Aditya Assarat
>Sompot Chidgasornpongse
>Kongdej Jaturanrasmee
>Sivaroj Kongsakul*
>Euthana Mukdasanit
>Jakrawal Nilthamrong
>Banjong Pisanthanakun
>Uruphong Raksasad
>Pen-Ek Ratanaruang
>Bhandit Rittakol*
>Tulapop Saenjaroen*
>Taiki Sakpisit
>Cherd Songsri*
>Anocha Suwichakornpong
>Nawapol Thamrongrattanarit
>Visra Vichit-Vadakan*
>Apichatpong Weerasethakul
>Thanit Yantrakovit*
>Prabda Yoon*
Timor-Leste
?
Vietnam
>Pham Thein An
>Le Bao
>Tran Anh Hung
>Pham Ngoc Lan*
>Viet Linh
>Dang Nhat Minh
>Trinh T. Minh-ha
>Pham Ky Nam
>Hai Ninh
>Truong Minh Quy
>Tran Van Thuy
>Tran Vu
I think it's at a good spot to start the chart now unless anyone else has any suggestions for directors to add/remove
>>211922108 (OP)What studio released the DVD in OP's photo? Looks like a super cheap public domain DVD you see at outlet stores that sell for $3-4....
>>211930732Put my dick in her throat then cum: The Movie.
kiss me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBTfFgKtASo
>>211930732cheating on hubby with Jason Luv kino
>>211930732Woodchipper victim 2.
>>211928428Her husband's prepping her bullfriend out of frame.
Sarah Gadon (1987 - 2025)
>>211931701Damn that bitch was born in 2001? She doesn't look a day under 40.
Fucking retarded ass convos... just shut the fuck up.
Kek
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/508572812/#q508573053
>>211925023Bait needs to be somewhat believable fren
>>211931864Which board is he going to colonize next?
>>211926652True.
>>211926801>>211926852I'm glad she is alive and well :)
For fans of Kurosawa, Sanshiro Sugata is a watchable 6.5/10 film
Too bad it was censored
>>211933021agreed. The Most Beautiful is pretty good too
>>211932761Fist in yo ass at 5.
We're all fans of Kurosawa here.
>>211932183I've known three different lacrosse boys who look like this. Are you gay?
>>211935328I don't think he is, but with the mention of lacrosse and seeing women as kids, I think we already can deduce an awful lot about you, anon.
>>211935477Who said anything about kids? Massive projection there.
>>211932703Trying too hard
>we have Reygadas at home
>>211935727You said "boys", which can be a synonym for "kids". And what's up with retards thinking everything's projection? Have you even read Freud's concept of projection or you just parrot shit out like every other retard on this board? Anyway, lol.
>>211935930When it comes to sports, men's teams are often referred to as boys. For example, "our boys the Mets." Or are you a culture-blind third worlder?
>what's up with retards thinking everything's projection?You accused me of projection first you dishonest weasel.
>reading (((freud)))Get off my board communist faggot. I'm gonna go take a nice bike ride. Try not to let your clitty cage leak while I'm gone :^)
Is there a version without the tangerine dream score? The tangerine dream music is pretty fucking terrible ngl
>>211935328Yeah, sure thing buddy.
>>211936235>Culture-blind third worlder?I don't need to know the details of a obscure ass, gay sport. Btw, you just outed yourself as a retard with the le third worlder dumb accusations and the Freud le jewish accusations, and also the fact that you use and speak of concepts you haven't even read about. Kys.
>You accused me of projection firstI didn't accuse you of anything.
>I'm gonna go take a nice bike ride.You're gonna get some stitches, because your ass is dripping blood from the amount of cock you took in the last 2 replies.
>>211936275Just turn off the sound, dummy
PRETENDING NOT TO SEE HIS GUN
I SAID LET'S GO OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN
>>211939447pajeet magnets
>>211939447These women both shouldn't have access to technology
>>211940277That pakistani shouldn't have access to technology
>>211939447Blue-eyed white Goddesses
>>211930510alright, here it is. the first draft of the Southeast Asia chart. anything I should add/remove/change?
>>211936483>obscureSilly third worlder. It applies to every American sport.
>the fact that you use and speak of concepts you haven't even read aboutSorry! I totally forgot sigmund freud invented the human behavior known as projection.
>seeing women as kidsTherein lies your said projection.
>stitchesNot a scratch. Though a teenie did bend over as I rode by. And she sure as hell didn't look like this freak LOL
>>211922108 (OP)saw the phoenecian scheme. thought it was snappier and less whimsical than the rest of wanderson's post-budapest works, mostly to its detriment. still 3 stars because it didn't bore me to tears
>>211941964>engaging with costatranny
>>211922108 (OP)>involving a morally questionable or otherwise eccentric protagonist?That japanese movie where the main character is a rapist.
>>211941964>>211942605I think you all hate me because I've got a degree, friends and a job while y'all leech off your parents eternally. I also own you constantly with facts and logic and humilliate you and your response is always ad hominem fallacies like "b-but you're a third worlder! You're a tranny!". Suck a cock.
>>211943777If you're going to pretend to be kinskifag at least post an image
>>211944044Ok, that was funny.
>>211941964Why is Nastassja dressed as Dominique Labourier?
>>211943777*posts a picture of brooke shields*
>>211944589Means nothing. I actually fuck with Blue Lagoon heavily. Underrated flick.
The anti-Labourier schizo is gonna get me to watch Cรฉline and Julie Go Boating after all hahahaha take THAT, Burger King!
>>211944717Nah, prettybaby.jpg triggers you every. single. time.
>>211944808I give 0 fucks because I win every day while you lose every day. Thrown in a few pics for the old times. As an actress, she's whatever; Pretty Baby and Blue Lagoon could have used any actress and been the same, though she's iconic.
Watched Mr. Hands vid a few hours ago, can't believe it is considered a "shock vid" lol
>>211944920You need to be sent back to the mental wardโฆ now seethe.
>>211945043But I've never been in the mental ward. I'm blasting some RATM right now. They were so good, man. Now, chill.
>>211944044If he's trying to make me mad he is failing spectacularly. Just embarrassing.
>>211945130spoiler this shit
>>211944728Watch Mac and Me (1988), easily one of the best Labourier kinos
>>211946067Now post lecchi's.
>>211945121Okay fine, as long as it's Evil Empire.
>>211945475Agreed. That scene near the end where she starts breakdancing in full clown costume to David Bowie's Heroes was insane.
>>211944044>>211945130I don't even get what you're talking about, but I don't give a flying fuck about Natassja Kinski or the Kinskiposter. Literally never talked to the guy, and never browsed his threads, so that's that.
>>211946372Yeah, it was Evil Empire. Underrated album.
>>211946456>ratm>underratedAre you 12?
>>211946622I'm 48.
Stop with the retardation pls, I meant underrated within their discography. Everyone only listens to their first album, while Evil Empire is probably better.
>>211946723RATM is trash across the board and its embarrassing for a 50 year old man to be listening to music for edgelord teens.
>>211946723>>211946796Costaricanon is almost 50? I thought he was in his early 20s.
>>211946796You don't understand, 48 is young!
Tell me about good music, give some recs. For reference here are my musical opinions:
Daft Punk - Homework 5/5
AFX - Selected Ambient Works I 4.5/5
RATM - Evil Empire 4/5
Bjรถrk - Debut 3.5/5
Beatles - Abbey Road 3/5
Rosalรญa - Motomami 2.5/5
Kendrick - DAMN. 2/5
Daughters - YWNBAW 1.5/5
Lana - Ultraviolence 1/5
100 gecs - 1000 gecs 0.5/5
I'm a cinephile, antisocial, journalist, anthropologist, a sex haver, a melomaniac and almost 50.
>>211947474You're also a self-admitted fan of hot stuffings.
>>211947781I prefer real porn, thanks. Also forgot to mention I'm a millionaire.
>>211947125Porcupine Tree - Russia on Ice 5/5
Bersuit Vergarabat - Danza de los muertos pobres 5/5
Alcides - Violeta 4.5/5
Dream Theater - A View from the Top of the World 4/5
ELP - Tarkus 4/5
Tuxedomoon - Watching the Blood Flow 3.5/5
Troy Sneed - Taking It Back 3/5
Vangelis - Albedo 2/5
Las Pelotas - Tajo C 0.5/5
>>211947125Porcupine Tree - Russia on Ice 5/5
Bersuit Vergarabat - Danza de los muertos pobres 5/5
Alcides - Violeta 4.5/5
Dream Theater - A View from the Top of the World 4/5
ELP - Tarkus 4/5
Tuxedomoon - Watching the Blood Flow 3.5/5
Troy Sneed - Taking It Back 3/5
Vangelis - Albedo 2/5
Divididos - Tajo C 0.5/5
>>211947125Some of the shit I've been jamming today
https://youtu.be/IMtx8mizzck?si=wvLjueZHdvewUnSe
https://youtu.be/lHCFLfI-BZQ?si=AkVvwe0P-laRVv7r
https://youtu.be/jlFU8fykKkQ?si=yKwYdZN3_fcflHdM
https://youtu.be/hvvGM3QhtOg?si=FvqQB6_KYZIcb7xy
>>211948554>>211948628Dream Theater is always an L, Tarkus is a W.
Siouxsie and Gun Club are massive Ws. The rest of what you posted I haven't listened to.
Who else here reads screenplays? I read a Malick screenplay recently and it's amazing how much unfilmable action he writes
>>211948872The screenplay for Whitenail & I pretty much confirms it's based on the director's real life
>call forth your zero craftsmanship skills to throw together some retarded dolls
>pose them randomly
>slap some half-assed voiceover on top of it
>give it an alluringly risque title only tenuously relevant to anything in the film
and boom, shortkino
>>211949241Angela Anaconda vibes.
I really resonated with this song for some reason...
https://youtu.be/iLn_oMd1DQU?si=8E8P8QYapA0xZC72
>>211946416Now this one sounds like kinskifag
We all sound like kinskifag here.
>>211947125>Ultraviolence 1/5
>>211950356I bet if you squeezed her there she would oink
>>211949241This was dumb as fuck lol 4/10 if we're being generous here
>>211951427That album was terrible; just a repeating of the same song over and over. Fantano unironically was always right regarding that album, and she stayed mid for a long time after that LP.
>>211952010Were you not baiting before?
>FantanoListening to that cretin for any reason at all is grounds to kneel before firing squad. Your opinions bear less teleological signifance than particles of sand trailing in the desert. In other words, keel over and die.
>>211953324lecchi my beloved. We can kiss our boipussi mutually.
>>211954053I will keel over and die.
I was not baiting.
Fantano's right 70% of the time, and is unironically the best reviewer in the game atm.
>>211944728Obnoxious, disgusting, busted whore who days are numbered (1943 - 2025).
Approaching page 10. C'est fini.
>/film/ dead
>/hor/ unusable
it's over
Lea Massari dies at 91.
she starred in Antonioni's L'Avventura and Louis Malle's Murmur of the Heart.
what's the film consensus on wanderson's latest joint, now that it's on VOD
>>21195881991, she was a fucking kid
>>211959528As if we'd hang out anywhere korean.
>>211959742korea surpassed japan a while back get with the times grandpa
>>211959817Your mental illness will not help you get a girlfriend.
When is kinskifag gonna get banned already? Fucking faggot is ruining these threads with his autistic spam. Listen here you retard, your parents are disappointed in you. You are a fucking loser who spams pictures of an actress you have never met. You do this every single day, get a life already you fucking pathetic waste of space.
>>211959972that's what nepobabies are for
>>211930510are Thai people for real with these names?
>>211942787you're going to have to narrow that one down mate
Rewatched The Big Heat, remains as kino as I remembered.
>>211962040nigga is watching a black n' white film from 1953. where's the technicolor??? where's the vistavision??? where's the sexy babes in givenchy dresses???
Normalfags found out... it's over....
>>211935907Reygadas is just a retarded Sokurov so
Ten Skies by James Benning but instead of ten skies it's ten naked sexy women, has something like this ever been done?
>>211932703I fapped to this
>Ilsa, love of my live, you are getting on that plane and you will have hot steamy sex with Victor everynight, his hairy balls will slap your cunt and he will come inside you. You will have a big and happy family there living in the richest country on the earth while I live in this shithole and will probably die as a walking corpse after months of agonizing pain in a concentration camp. That's how much I love you Ilsa, please remember how cool it was of me to let you escape like that while your husband is going balls deep in your pussy while you biting on your pillow.
People really thought it was romantic
>>211932703>>211965779>we have Greenaway at home
>>211966350classics fags will defend this
>>211966350>>while I live in this shithole and will probably die as a walking corpse after months of agonizing pain in a concentration camp.>he hasnt seen the sequellmao @ (You)
>>211966980As opposed to just watching gay sex in a Tsai joint
>>211966980As opposed to what? This?
>>211967133
>>211967133>>211967201Classics and Arthouse is a double-edged sword.
>>211967133He only made two gay movies
>>211967492What's his least gay movie? Goodbye, Dragon Inn?
>>211962751Where are my Yankee fellows?
>>211922208My theater was empty except for myself and two older women, the 3 of us sitting in the same row (the only comfortable one in that audience). I burst out laughing at this moment and they eyed me suspiciously from the side.
>>211932703On a purely visual level it simultaneously looks great (arguably his best since GBH) and AI-generated at the same time, it's bizarre. As a film it was complete nonsense.
>>211967770I did the same during a similar scene in Sirat
>>211967770To be fair, it's a hilarious scene.
>>211964840No idea but it'd actually make that shit watchable.
>>211935907bravo Kulumbegashvili
>>211744546The Philadelphia Story has better acting, but I honestly enjoyed this romp more. Only movie I didnโt love Grace Kelly, though, so thereโs that
>>211969154why is it a mosaic of the same shots
boomer film critic who's VK page i check out sometimes gave this flick a 1/10 lol
he hates all modern cinema with passion basically but even for him 1/10 is quite rare
>>211947125>Beatles - Abbey Road 3/5
>>211972342Look, it's just not that good. The Beatles were an amazing singles group, but some of their albums had a shitton of filler.
>>211962751>Lav Diaz that fucking highhorrible iceberg ranking
good morning, saars! the time is here! it's time to start the South Asia chart, so please do the needful and give me all the worthwhile directors from any of the following countries
>Afghanistan
>Bangladesh
>Bhutan
>India
>Maldives
>Nepal
>Pakistan
>Republic of Balochistan
>Sri Lanka
also, should any other countries be added/removed for this region?
>>211971689I took all the I-frames of the movie and made a collage with them, I didnt bother to pick cool shots
you can put them sequentially and watch the movie the same
>>211973357the movie was very similar to Post Tenebrax Lux except camera moves less
>>211973309Amartya Bhattacharyya
John Abraham
Satyajit Ray
Mani Kaul
the list goes on.
>>211974262>the list goes on.such as?
>>211974435Balu Mahendra, Ritwik Ghatak, the list continues.
>>211974631>the list continuesgo on...
It is 2025 and I'm swag's last hope. Films for this feel?
>>211972589Not that anon but their earlier albums had the most filter, not Abbey Road lol. Don't tell me you got filtered by Maxwell's Silver Hammer like the band itself.
>>211975351No, I actually like that song, but I find the baroque 1 and a half minute pieces the most boring on the album, which comprise like half of it lol. The first few albums were straight up bad aside from the singles which were always amazing. But anyways, I think my opinion of The Beatles has changed over time: I used to view them as gods when I was a teenager, but nowadays I just see them as gods on a few albums from 64 to 68 and as singles artists. I actually think The Stones and Floyd mog them as album artists, and in the case of The Stones also as singles artists. I must say, I'm one of the many which can see their overration, like Scaruffi would say.
>>211962751I don't think that's how an iceberg works
>Question of the DayThe Phantom Carriage
His Girl Friday
Double Indemnity
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Edvard Munch
The Chess Players
Drowning by Numbers
Hana-bi
Cemetery of Splendour
Mektoub, My Love: Intermezzo
>>211923523>When you watch Land of Broken Hearts (2024) let me know your thoughtsWill do. Onto the list it goes.
>>211973357Govindan Aravindan
>>211922108 (OP)>Question of the DayThe Phantom Carriage
His Girl Friday
Double Indemnity
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Edvard Munch
The Chess Players
Drowning by Numbers
Hana-bi
Cemetery of Splendour
Mektoub, My Love: Intermezzo
>>211923523>When you watch Land of Broken Hearts (2024) let me know your thoughtsWill do. Onto the list it goes.
>>211973357Govindan Aravindan
>>211947474I am a lover of dance and sex, but this wheelchair confines me. I like Carlos Saura, Leos Carax, Jacques Rivette, and Pedro Costa. These became my favourites the day Kino betrayed me. I was a salsa master, a sex haver, and a general bad ass mothafucka, until I was at Carlos Sanchez's premiere of Buttfuckers in Paradise, had a nightmare since I saw it past bed time, tossed and turnt and woke up with a stiff back. I've been in a wheelchair ever since.
It is true, it is I Boocum who warned him that bedtime must strictly be observed and any violation of bedtime may provoke un-enjoyable pants shitting, and nightmares. Next thing I knew, my brother was in a wheelchair, no longer able to do our two great loves. Sex and Dance, Dance and Sex, and both at once. Cha Cha Cha, and anybody who is ANYBODY was dancing and sexing in those days.
>>211922108 (OP)>Question of the DayThe Phantom Carriage
His Girl Friday
Double Indemnity
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Edvard Munch
The Chess Players
Drowning by Numbers
Hana-bi
Cemetery of Splendour
Mektoub, My Love: Intermezzo
>>211923523>When you watch Land of Broken Hearts (2024) let me know your thoughtsWill do. Onto the list it goes.
>>211973357Govindan Aravindan
Somebody at work asked me about my friends the other day, so I told them all about /film/ You guys really mean a lot to me and I hope to have a meetup one day where we kick back and watch some kinos together and talk about life and all the good stuff. I've blown off countless plans to watch the newest kino flick then immediately rush here to post about it. All I have in life is /film/ and if anything were ever to happen to it I would lose my shit. Even the thought makes me terrified and now seeing all the new kino coming out like a new Carax joint makes me tear up. I love you guys.
I am a stout man, I am 5 ft 8, 180 lbs, I wear a suit and tie to work each day and have had 2 ex-girlfriends. I have a degree in Business, with a minor in History. I am of German, Scottish, and Italian ancestry and I live in the Midwest. My work hours are 8am-4pm, with every other Friday remote. My favorite films are Rocky 1-5, Star Wars 4-6, Predator 1 and 2, and Rambo 1-2.
I was there the night Bookum and Boocum had their fatal demise. I was interviewing Carlos Sanchez (real name Jose Rodriguez) about his new film taking the South American cinema association by storm, when I see two stocky chaps walk up to the theater, Boocum pleading with Bookum to go back home. It was an empty house, because I knew bedtime was approaching. I stood misty-eye, mouth-agape, and completely neglected my interview with Mr. Rodriguez/Sanchez, sheer shock at the spectacle of Caraxfag (Bookum) storming into the theater and sitting down, I knew he would miss bedtime, and the rest is history and nothing good could come of this, and the rest is history.
In fact, I even have an autographed turd from Carlos Sanchez (Jose Rodriguez) and Jorge Rodriguez from the premiere of Mommy I Pissed in the Sink Again. Unfortunately, I couldn't resist and there's clear bite marks in it that will make it hard to sell if I ever am in need of money again.
And Now here I am, Costaricaanon aka chimpoutanon
Shit my pants again
Costa Rica style wheeeeeeeee
It is I Costa Rica Anon I am Costa Rican
>>211922108 (OP)>Question of the DayThe Phantom Carriage
His Girl Friday
Double Indemnity
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Edvard Munch
The Chess Players
Drowning by Numbers
Hana-bi
Cemetery of Splendour
Mektoub, My Love: Intermezzo
>>211923523>When you watch Land of Broken Hearts (2024) let me know your thoughtsWill do. Onto the list it goes.
>>211973309Govindan Aravindan
What are some good movies out of spain? Spirit of the beehive is the only one I know.
I work in an office and my position is Office-worker. I have been here for 5 years now, before that I was an Office Clerk. I went to the University of Kansas, where I studied Business and now live in Nebraska. USA USA. I am 5 ft 8, 180 lbs and am a stout man. I am now dating the fat girl, she talked me into it, and we are watching Bob's Burgers Season 3.
>>211976493Seรฑor
Hugo Santiago, but he's Argentinian
Fortunata y Jacinta
La regenta
In memoriam
Blood Wedding
Carmen
El amor brujo
Don Quijote de la Mancha
Andrรฉs Vicente Gรณmez
I am Costa Rican like Pedro Costa and I shop at Cosco with the Dahli Llama.
I have been thinking of the fatal night of Bookum's demise ever since it happened and have recorded two conclusions:
1. It is better to be in bed well-before bedtime to not risk the plagues that post-bedtime may bring.
2. Sometimes the Kino has a price
I offer these wise aphorisms of my token of gratitude that the wrath of youth did not yank the yoke from myself. I am eternally grateful to the one and only.
Shitting my pants and am stinky Costa Rica style.
The name is Anonymous, Pedro Costa Rica Anonymous, shortened to Pedro Costa. The rumours are true I am in fact the Pedro Costa you all speak much about. I have been inspired by Bookum's story, Shitting my pants, Boocum's premonitions, and the kino of Jose Rodriguez/Carlos Sanchez and Jorge Rodriguez. Thank you very much, I will constrain myself now that my cover has been blown.
I am warning you not to miss bed time, or you may end up like Bookum and Pedro Costa. I know that Pedro is a perpetual bed time misser and thus can be seen in posts like that. There is nothing more important than bedtime, not even kino.
It is true I do miss bedtime every now and then it is a thrill for me and why I have stopped making kino since Ossos. I have betrayed myself and need to get back on the proper path of not missing bed time.
>>211976493Crรญa cuervos
Arrebato
A travรฉs del cristal
Todo sobre mi madre (transkino)
And cine quinqui joints if you like some exploitation shit
All this talk is making me hungry, time to fry up some hot dogs and hamburgers and watch some more kino. Thinking it's a Rocky 4 and Ghostbusters 2 kinda day out here in the midwest.
and they say /film/ isn't the most mentally ill place on the internet
>>211977390Who said that? Someone from /film/?
>>211977390As of now, it's only B that seems insane, and he's obviously a character.
>>211976493The Rocket from Calabuch
>>211976318>>211976499>>211977374psychotic. i'm assuming everything you said about the other two is accurate tho.
ah hell nah blud thread boutta die
>>211981146That just means we're all happy and getting plenty of sleep.
We're all happy and getting plenty of sleep here.
>>211979982Watch one of these instead
Wildly Available (1996)
Mr. Holland's Opus (1996)
Full Body Massage (1995)
Over the Edge (1979)
Dressed to Kill (1980)
Blow Out (1981)
Kansas (1988)
Night Game (1989)
But if you must Spanish, then Battle in Heaven.
>>211981313>>211981237Thankfully we've heeded my premonitions and obeying Bed Time.
He's right and you know it
I wasn't ready for such a kino /film/ shot in my flick
>>211982730vlc works fine for smaller size files for me and I use mpc-be x64 for 4k kinos. I don't even know what's the /film/ approved video player
>>211982148nigga newman had a wry humour and expressiveness to him. powell just fucking smirks and his eyes are tiny. he just doesn't have the facial range newman did.
I'm looking to watch some history/geopolitics documentaries that aren't too long, and aren't about the 6 gorillion. Just brief looks at interesting parts of history. Recs?
>>211966350>film was about love>all anon can imagine is sweaty sex and ballswdhmbt
>>211984902The Dark Ages: An Age of Light (2012)
Any other stout men in this thread with me. I am a stout man.
Somebody at work asked me about my friends the other day, so I told them all about /film/ You guys really mean a lot to me and I hope to have a meetup one day where we kick back and watch some kinos together and talk about life and all the good stuff. I've blown off countless plans to watch the newest kino flick then immediately rush here to post about it. All I have in life is /film/ and if anything were ever to happen to it I would lose my shit. Even the thought makes me terrified and now seeing all the new kino coming out like a new Carax joint makes me tear up. I love you guys.
What country to do after Czech? Anything similar in Eastern Europe? I can't find much
>>211985540Greece
Yugoslavia
Czech (thereโs thousands of films youโve neglected)
Russia
I repeat I am a stout man
Any wildly available man in?
>>211985939Itโs on rutracker with a Russian dub or a porn site basically muted. Watch Full Body Massage first.
>>211985598>hereโs thousands of films youโve neglected)Once you seen like 200 you seen them all. I'm not watching movies that don't have a picture on Letterboxd
>>211986218Depends if you enjoy them or not. Not sure what your aim is.
>Letterboxd pictureNot really an assesment of quality but popularity among a niche Online crowd which doesn't even gravitate towards Czech cinema to begin with.
Have you seen?
Muz, ktery stoupl v cene
Sedm havranu
for instance
Smrt mouchy
Akce v Istanbulu
Velkรฉ trรกpenรญ
Udolรญ krรกsnรฝch zab
Devilish Honeymoon
Svetรกci
Bylo ctvrt a bude pul
Muz, ktery stoupl v cene
You Don't Strike a Woman Even with a Flower
Has anyone here seen Dita Saxova? Heard it is reminiscent of Antonioni (e.g. Red Desert)
>>211986335>Muz, ktery stoupl v cene>Sedm havranuDo they even have english subtitles? I can't watch a movie in a language I don't understand
>>211986560The 1960s film Dita Saxova takes place in a boarding school for orphaned Jewish girls a few years after WWII.
LOL
>>211986623What's so funny
https://youtu.be/FvEjl2VUT8c
He took 9 items 3 of which were box sets
>be black
>rob the closet
Who writes this shit?
Also he took his own film lol
>>211986915Good for him, smart guy.
>>211986331Based John Waters is a Dumontfag
>>211986915Brady Corbet did the same except he used the excuse of a house fire and losing his collection to justify it. Perhaps the only difference between the races.
We're all justifying it here.
cuddling with false nanako, feeling intellectual..
caressing the dimples of false nanako, feeling amorous..
>>211987317So's the king of /film/ himself
>>211987180
Violent Cop is the only Kitano film that I enjoyed completely
Hana-bi had some great parts and I loved the style and Sonatine was decent but disappointing
I guess I'm quite a conventional cinema enthusiast
Threads have become so slow and comfy lately ^0^
>>211989408She's all set wwww
>>211989878Kitano is transcendental chop socky.
>>211989878A Scene At The Sea is his best film thoughever
>>211973309Afghanistan
>Siddiq BarmakBangladesh
>Ritwik Ghatak (not sure if he should go here or India. the city he was born in is now a part of Bangladesh, but was part of British India at the time)India
>Muzaffar Ali>Kamal Amrohi>Govindan Aravindan>K. Asif>Guru Dutt>Amit Dutta>Gulzar>Payal Kapadia>Anurag Kashyap (just for Gangs of Wasseypur)>Mani Kaul>Mehboob Khan>Thiagarajan Kumararaja>Balu Mahendra (Sri Lankan, but only made films in India)>Hrishikesh Mukherjee>Satyajit Ray>Kumar Shahani>Aditya Vikram SenguptaNepal
>Min Bahadur Bham
>>211989883They're not comfy.
This shit is not what it was, there's no chaos... this ain't trve black metal anymore.
P U M P K I N
D E L I G H T S
What does /film/ think about Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix?
>>211989981Sri Lanka has Lester James Perries and Dharmasena Pathiraja. India has (in addition to already mentioned) Mrinal Sen, Bimal Roy, Adoor Gopalakrishnan, Shyam Benegal, Ketan Mehta, John Abraham, Govind Nihalani, Gautam Ghose, Girish Kasaravalli. Plus one hit wonders like Awtar Krishna Kaul, Pattabhirama Reddy, Kamal Swaroop, Aparna Sen
>>211990680Thank you gadonbro.
>>211989931This is just the kind of esoteric shitpost I come to /film/ for.
>>211990797No problem Sir. Oh I forgot, Pakistan has Jamil Dehlavi but he only made films in UK.
>>211989931>>211990800she actually says she's daijoubu so it doesn't really work
>>211922108 (OP)a clockwork orange for sure
>>211922108 (OP)I love Sarah Gadon
I get the best ideas for films I want to make while taking a shower. Here's my film idea of today:
Title: Sissoring All Day
Log line: The greatest lesbian film ever made by none other than the straightest guy.
Style: Camp, dark comedy, blue comedy, gross-out comedy
I don't know the plot yet, but I would consult a really close friend of mine, who is a lesbian, to make the worst creative choices possible when it comes to the lesbian experience.
I also thought about a publicity stunt where I'm accused of copping a feel on set. I would actually do it so they wouldn't be lying, but it would all be agreed upon beforehand by both parties, with the agreement and incident filmed in case of an investigation by authorities. Not sure if it would be too insensitive to "fake #metoo" on myself, but I haven't worked out all the details yet.
>>211990936That just makes it all more fitting.
>>211992979I thought that bit was a part of a couch
Iโve missed you guys. Iโve been working so much overtime lately that for the first time in my life Iโm seriously contemplating suicide. Films for this feel? I canโt stand it. I need a good movie to raise my spirits.
>>211994162Watch Dealer, the Benedek movie.
What new gimmicks have I missed? Iโve been gone for a while.
>>211967770That scene is supposed to be funny though
>>211994613Just some asian stuff and a new waifu / stalking victim (lecchi).
>>211994810She's back on the boxd btw (and took no notice of us, apparently.)
vp
md5: 3d94ade8164e1ad5a6cbdde6a870ada1
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>>211987317This was in vogue 5 years ago, but he is genuinely a dreadful filmmaker.
The new hits who EVERYONE is speaking about, aside from the Rodriguez brothers, are producers: Jaime Romandia, Michael Nolin, George Litto, Richard Roth, James Hill, Powell and Pressburger, Chaplin, Joseph Schecnk, Erich Pommer, Edward Black, Hitchcock, and many more.
>>211986042the absolute state of this television and film board
>>211994664Unlike a certain crash scene.
>>211994929Just how traumatized was she by the Breedy Bobby experience?
>>212000306If Bresson were alive today, he'd have some very long filming sessions with Chika Araki.
Legit the most kino thing I've seen in months, had to buy a bootleg with eng sub tho
>>212001110He'd probably be quietly racist but out of purely aesthetic reasons.
>>212002013Jannies confirmed zionists. Anyway, i'm going to sleep now, see you fellas on the next thread.
>F.W. Murnau was 7 feet tall
>Frank Capra was 5' 6
wtf I almost expected to be the opposite
>>212003892The key about Capra is he was a manlet. Small people try to create a big impact to create worship. It is all a scam. Murnau was 7', his art was that of a tall man with little to prove. Capra lived to be worshipped, Murnau was non-pretentious.
>>212003958>Small people try to create a big impact to create worship. It is all a scam. Short man syndrome is real as fuck.
t. 6โ2
>>212003958>try to create a big impact to create worship.that describes John Ford to a T and he was 6 ft tall
>>212003958that describes Orson Welles to a T and he was 6โฒ2โณ tall
Slow cinema is actively filtering me. I'm not even a plotfag but WHERE'S THE NARRATIVE AAAHHHH
what did he mean by this?
>>212005095Take in the atmosphere and aesthetics. Slow cinema does presuppose a specific mindset in order to be enjoyed. Speaking of enjoyment, I downloaded Shock Treatment because of you my love. It's pretty high on my priority list.
>>212005095Slow cinema is based because it allows you to drift between inspecting different parts of the frame and relate the events of your own life to the film while it's still playing. Slow cinema is like meditation: you focus on a beautiful visual and experience zen with occasional induced spontaneity of thought.
>>212005872There's plenty of slow cinema with mundane uninteresting visuals though, like Straub-Huillet
We're all mundane and uninteresting visually here.
>>212007289speak for yourself I look like the elephant man
>>212005572I want this pretentious faggot to die
>>212007373Then why are you giving him engagement points
>>212007332Imagine having elephantitis of the dick
Join us in the new thread.
>>212007721If you know you know.
>>212007623This, it's fun and educational.
are you niggas going to link the new thread and actually discuss things or what
>>212007964Why'd you bakeblock me?
>>212008014Counterbake that bastard!