Thread 211924367

ITT: Modern KOTH reboot ideas that could actually be good and not just 'Hank get ipad'

>Hank has to get a new truck and the only ones around are 4 door mega luxury truggs
>Hank goes to Austin to see Bobby follow his comedy dreams
>Hank has an existential crisis after tasting a beyond burger that he thought was real meat

>>211924367 (OP)
Billie Eilish uses propane for the pyrotechnics at her shows, leading to Hank becoming a stan

>>211924367 (OP)
>Bobby becomes trans
>"Aw heck Bobby, I don't care hwat you are as long as you vote Republican."

>peggy gets a bull
>hank not sure but gets chastised for being close minded
>peggys new bull admires the craftsmanship on hanks new cuck chair
>bull and Hank become close friends
>peggy is the one who gets jealous
Oh wait this a real episode in the reboot

>>211924367 (OP)
>Hank has an existential crisis after tasting a beyond burger that he thought was real meat
That'd be good

>>211924644
>>211924741
really sad that the only jokes some anons can come up with is dude tranny/cuckolding lmao

>>211925093
Get with the times Chudpa it’s not 2015 anymore

>>211924367 (OP)
>everyone in the episode hates blumpf and there's no jokes or plot other than seething blumpf commentary from mike judge

>>211924741
>this a real episode in the reboot
Doubt.jpg

>>211925233
>he hasn’t seen the ethical non monogamy leak

>>211924367 (OP)
>bobby attempts a career at youtubing, fails miserably
>bill gets catfished by a local onlyfans whore, nearly loses his home over some scammer (bonus points if its another returning character like duley)
>boomhauer finds out he has a daughter, she is a very pious christian and tries to get boomhauer to repent. also claims the devil has possessed him for years and its why he speaks in tongues
>khan becomes a sports betting addict since he believes ted wasanasong getting closer to him means he has good luck and listens to hank and the gang rant about football to make his bets
>john redcorn is really tempted to reveal the truth to joseph when he starts hanging out with hot college girls who teach him about white privilege and joseph starts trying to make everyone check their privilege
>peggy self publishes a book which at first has no success, but she soon finds a niche audience when sales pick up. it turns out a small community has discovered her book and added it to their repertoire of “so bad its good” self published books
>as more immigrants move in to arlen, peggy tries to help the undocumented arrange the necessary paperwork for them, only to end up misfiling everyones paperwork due to her lackluster spanish and ends up becoming an international pariah due to the incident

>>211925233
It's an actual bull like the animal

>>211925970
>>as more immigrants move in to arlen, peggy tries to help the undocumented arrange the necessary paperwork for them, only to end up misfiling everyones paperwork due to her lackluster spanish and ends up becoming an international pariah due to the incident

this would be funny even if it's maybe too political for classic KOTH

>>211926161
didnt the episode where peggy kidnapped the mexican girl air around the time that one cuban kid got deported? emilio something?

that last one is pretty good.
>Peggy and Dale band together following Qanon adjacent conspiracies (using different name for the group than Q)

>>211925093
majority of posters are uncreative and feel no shame going for the lowest hanging fruit, they think they're trolling

>>211924367 (OP)
there are 259 episodes spanning 13 seasons. all the stories worth telling have been told. they should try rebooting a show that wasnt run into the ground the first run. maybe turn the tables and buy some old shit netflix abandoned after 6 episodes.

>>211924367 (OP)
I think a better episode would be hank coming across a perfect maintained model of his old truck for sale and having to debate downgrading for something he loves or letting it go for good

>>211924367 (OP)
>Bill gets really upset when an old show he used to love gets rebooted and “updated for modern times.” Hilarity ensues.

>>211925093
Never underestimate the amount of parroting and empty minded repetition that goes on around here; i guarantee the first thing a lot of the fags here think when they see a pretty woman is "built for BBC!" Or laugh to themselves uncontrollably when they pass by a Baskin robins. I truly believe there are far fewer bots than people claim, it's just thoughtless retards.

>>211924367 (OP)
>Hank has to get a new truck and the only ones around are 4 door mega luxury truggs
They already did this episode in the original run
>Hank goes to Austin to see Bobby follow his comedy dreams
Decent idea
>Hank has an existential crisis after tasting a beyond burger that he thought was real meat
Not exactly the same but it would be a bit of a rehash of the episode where Hank accidentally eats a charcoal-grilled burger after Peggy and Bobby start sneaking them, as well as the one where Hank falls in love with organic hippie-farm beef

>>211925279
Thats Connie not peggy

>>211924367 (OP)
>Hank has an existential crisis after tasting a beyond burger that he thought was real meat
“And now Mega-Lo mart has fine meat alternatives. Taste the beets, not the meats. Eating healthy feels so good!”

>>211924367 (OP)
An episode where one of the four gets scammed by a online scammer

>>211925093
there's literally cuckolding in the reboot
>Hank has an existential crisis after tasting a beyond burger that he thought was real meat
soiboi cope

>>211924367 (OP)
Hank get podcast

>>211928160
Hank and peggy will be the B plot

>>211924367 (OP)
>Hank get smartphone

>>211925093
This. Stop noticing patterns.

>>211926260
Elian Gonzalez

>>211925093
No hope for them anon. They're completely mindbroken. What's worse is they actually think bringing up interracial sex, cuckholding and tranny shit is somehow owning the libs/jews

>>211924367 (OP)
>Bill starts paying a woman on Onlyfans to make custom Lenore videos
>Dale falls in love with a right-wing e-personality who sincerely loves him too but he's convinced that she's a Federal agent
>Boomhauer tries flirting with women at the shoe store but they don't understand what flirting is
>Hank becomes friendly with a woman in the neighbourhood who has an incredibly nice house and is completely oblivious to how she makes "money online"

>>211924571
>sovlless industry plant whore

>>211924367 (OP)
off the top of my head
bill becomes a reddit karmawhore for attention
bill or dale becomes a lolcow.
the guys use ai for stupid shit and bill starts using it to make porn.
Dale becomes a hardcore ancap and ends up trying to shoot up the federal reserve.
Bill takes out a loan, buys his plantation home turned catfish(?) farm (i forgot what type of farm his brother said it was) Bill tries to run a catfish farm, by the end of it he makes his exact investment back and its seized under eminent domain to build something (really just to reset back to status quo)

Honestly the show doesnt need a reboot this early. Just proof that our television culture is stagnating.

>>211924367 (OP)
>Joseph looks exactly like John Redcorn but dresses and acts like Dale

>>211924367 (OP)
>Hank goes to eat at Bobby's restaurant, but Bobby lied about using propane to cook
>Hank eats and thinks it's incredible, only to find out it's cooked on a wood fire grill
>BWAHHHHHHHHHH

>>211939426
There was already a charcoal episode.