I'm Bam Volyanska and this is EXTREME painting edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Bam Margera has returned
-- Bam's markyposting wife has not returned
-- Kick.com streamer Nina Volyanksa is the new freeloader
-- The fish have to make paintings of Freddy: 10 fishbucks for winner
-- The Seth you grew up with no longer exists. There is only Wigger Jerry now. All nontent niggas should be assigned roles like this
-- Aryeh said he might quit over the Spongebob subreddit controversy, so he's refusing to believe it
-- Nina is a beautiful princess, and also a cutie!

>Watch Here
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://ppvs.su/ft

>Archive
https://www.fishtank.live/archive
https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl

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>>211927202

Princess Ellie

manifesting Bam's wife to push him into markyposting on his instagram after he leaves and gets the money (40k)

Turks look like THIS?

>>211928211
fredtank

>dead silent except for the occasional Bam jerk off tts
Grim

>>211928232
clods might not be too happy

>>211928214 (OP)

Letty not so tough when its not just retards in a room

Yes hello Fishtanks this is Mark Ellison
I tried applying on the website but it said I needed a YouTube account I dont ahve a YouTUbe account I want to be on the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDqgyt8pPA8

uh oh
this is gonna be bad

>>211928214 (OP)
>Aryeh said he might quit over the Spongebob subreddit controversy, so he's refusing to believe it
Did he really say this?

>>211928269
cypriot greek rape babby

HAPPENING
Twist?

>>211928276
-20k, I mean what in the FUCK were they thinking.

>Letty a bigger pop than Bam

>>211928278
Sam Hyde's Community Saves 10%

Who’s going to be the S2 rep? James Downey? Tayleigh? Lubecooch?

>>211928297
bam bought it

>>211928278
damn…what this nigga doing anymore

will he leave his wife for her?

>>211928297
Jet has finally accumulated his third and final strike....

Newfag to this show here, and been away for some hours. Who is the new bitch and am I supposed to hate or love her? Can I get a non-meme QRD?

>Call him in Jet, Freddie needs to see a real Alpha of fishtank.

Did Ellie have a pantsu slip wearing shorts or am I thinking on Angie? they were blue irrc

>>211928297
>it's real

>>211928297
https://x.com/wigger/status/1937600670271516915

IT'S REAL SAM IS QUITTING

we need airsoftfatty

Aryeh really is the standard Josiecel huh

>>211928269
i love her cavewoman hairstyle, i dont like two ponytails

>>211928297
>it's real
https://x.com/wigger/status/1937600670271516915
Either they're shitcanning the season or they're doing the " major twist"

>>211928322
Duh, it's fucking Fishtank, not early 2000s MTV

>>211928297
He's officially leaving the show

>>211928297
>>211928312
As of now, I am buying out Jet's percentage of Fishtank and it will be ran by me, Ben, and Luke.

>>211928328
Brian and Greg

>>211928329
>actually real and not a dr disrespect s1 twist

I like how Bam hasn't reacted to a single TTS

>>211928297
He’s done with it. He’ll show up for bloodgames but after that he’s fucking done. The question is, will /ftl/ keep watching the Jet and Ben show?

>>211928339
Form your own opinion you mug

>>211928339
thats letty from season 1

>celebrity burnout fishtank with bam, andy dick, assorted hasbeen youtubers

yay or nay?

>>211928297
>>211928312
Would you stop watching if Sam quits

>Aryeh asking Letty about the other S1 contestants
Hes fucking brutal lmao

>>211928297
>it's real

reminder that bam got declared retarded and put into a conservatorship, so he doesn't have power over his wealth anymore.

>>211928297
>>211928312
BYE SAM BYE BYE SAM

>have bam in the tank
>fred is still the main character of the house
how the fuck does he do it

I love the way they love

$-40,000 for 2 Bam appearances
Sam is watching this and seething at his money being burnt

>>211928297
Oh the guy who is tangentially related the the show? Whats he going to do break a cabinet?

>>211928297
>he let a markypost through yesterday

>>211928339
overrated goonbait that strips naked in discord

>>211928378
andy dick is sad but could be funny in the tank bothering people
youtubers are cringe
bam is cool

>>211928339
s1 she was a boring crybaby that sometimes manipulated people and pissed in closets
she has transformed into a full blown level 100 semen demon seductress/manipulative hoe

>>211928297

thats so sick bro thats dope

>>211928370
he hasnt showed up for days

Twist status?

>>211928297
State of the Fishtank:
It's bad

>production yoinks the art and puts it on ebay

>>211928317
>>211928369
>inb4 he's quitting

>>211928277
shoulda stayed on pawtank then she wouldn't have gotten cucked.

>doing another art contest just to see how awful daniel is again

they really only brought letty in to facilitate his downfall, huh?

>>211928356
def a rugpull twist

>>211928378
we ip2 tank now

>>211928380
He just asked if she talks to them

>>211928379
I stop watching whenever Sam shows up as it is

>>211928370
This is the first season I haven’t no-lifed.. if they lost me it can’t be going good

>>211928381
yo... is that my nigga jerry?

Gotta clear this up: Sam was NOT kicked off the show! He walked... We want him back!

>>211928297
Show's over guys pack it up!

>>211928297
>bam margera's wife markyposting will be the last straw to sam being on the show
completely insane

>>211928328
The only one that matters

>>211928379
Yeah basically. Jet upstairs every single day of the season in perpetuity? Nah.

Can they give us some good glamour shots of fred laying there
I need something to beat off to

Daniew is going to hawem aw da fishtank giws...

>>211928396
Letty isn't who Direnc needs to look out for... it's Bam.

>>211928369
>>211928312
STRIKE THREE JET

>>211928214 (OP)
Did they just spend 20k to have Bam paint Freddy?

>>211928297
yeah this is gonna be real bad, like that time they ran out of funding and had to get dr disrespect to sponsor the show

>>211928379
i've already stopped watching this season

>>211928297
I'm scared bros...

>>211928390
>>211928379

Sam is not quitting, it's some kind of bit, parody of state of the union

Freddy is simping for Bam hard.

>>211928309
just dont take it so literal. long walks are still nice. thats what normal people do everyday. its like warming up before an exercise.

get a dog if it makes it more meaningful if you want. its just gettin comfortable with not being stuck all by yourself inside.

even if you're out walkin alone, you're still out there being comfortable around people enough that it will be more easily to transition to other things, like talkin to random strangers

>>211928339
She's the straw that stirs the drink
Guaranteed content

>Fishtank bombed
>The game bombed
>Extreme Peace bombed

Is it over for the Samster?

>>211928297
>>211928312
Jet is making some sort of graphic in the basement to go along with this which gives me the impression that the announcement will be some dud bit

>>211928450
40k actually

>>211928339
kick streamer/ice poseidon orbiter

wth the saveafox girl roped?

>>211928455
He should quit
Nothing would be any different

>>211928297
NO REFUNDS!!!!

>yfw Knoxville and Steve-O show up

Just wike da good owl days

>>211928339
Indisputable best contestant of all time, carried s1

Tranny sisters . . . I thought Bam wanted nothing to do with them after learning about Marky

>>211928351

>>211928455
...while he announces a "temporary break" from fishtank to promote extreme peace

CKY did the king of the hill song right?

>>211928297
HAAHAHAHAHAHHA BYE BYE JET
nobody would watch this if not for sammy
this will either be the final season, or jet will be fired, or sam will be leaving

>wake up
>jerry still in character
thank you jet

>Fred gets tatted by Bam
This is just fucking Fredtank at this point
knowing Jet they'll eliminate him next

>>211928437
she marky-posted? did she just say “mark” or something

>>211928396
I want this painting so bad

the s4 cast slowly gets replaced by the cast of bloodgames

He keeps singing the King of the Hill theme thinking its the CKY/Jackass theme lmao

tone down the glaze freddy

>>211928463
they're both washed up ex addicts so it makes sense

Direnc’s gigantic hairy bush in my face and it stinks a little and it’s so big I can’t breath and the hairs get up my nose.

>Bam actually came back
Maybe the style of this show just vibes with him? Dude was monumentally creative with the CKY stuff back in the day.

will he incel rage at letty or ellie first?

>Freddy hums the King of The Hill theme thinking its the Jackass theme
Fucking retard

>>211928328
jimmy or trish are the only two that they like enough and would want to return to the show

glad you're healthy/sober posts on tts are so fucking cringe.
Nevermind the cky never dies shit, christ.
Guy probably wants to just move on from that part of his fucking life, stop reminding him and us... for fuck sake.

>>211928475
they might have given them a deal for $30k

>>211928297
BYE NIGGAAAAAAA

>>211928497
she said marky because somebody in her live was asking about it

>>211928401
...does she now?

>>211928493
>if not for sam
Lol sam is never on the show anyways, fishtank outgrew sam. We outgrew sam.

>Sam quitting during the best season
What’s his problem?

>>211928488
Nobody said this. The /ftl/ hater narrative (which is true) is that Bam's hired out for 20k at a time to hang out at the house for an hour and do "bam things"

>>211928297

>new freeloader announced

>>211928297
>>211928312
>>211928369
probably gonna give some gay speech about how he's moving on and working on other things, leaving it to Jet and Ben

>>211928496
please just end the show as a bit but actually end it. fucking shame freddy was wasted here but just rip the bandaid

>>211928513
i love him

>>211928507
are you a petty criminal? if not, you'd had have no chance with her

>>211928297
>>211928496
it's over

why is freddy humming the king of the hill theme

>STATE OF THE FISHTANK. 5pm EST. Important announcement to the audience.
its over

>>211928513
brutal, man

>>211928322
is she streaming?

>>211928368
he thinks they're voices in his head and doesn't want to seem nuts

>>211928534
He hates this shit

>>211928312
Letty is the new CEO of fishtank. Screenshot this post

>>211928537
>mogs ellie

>>211928534
it's best to end it on the peak

>>211928488
Bam has no idea who Marky is
He probably just learned about Sam Hyde the other day

>>211928544
He thinks its the jackass theme

>>211928544
he thinks it's by CKY lol

>>211928297
>>211928360
Makes sense. He’s going to be Marky posted to death in this setting and he’s tired of playing dad to retards

>>211928297
kino callback where they end the show early and give letty the money

>>211928297
Im actually scared
Rip Fishtank

>>211928537
>Daniel, you're gonna like this next challenge

Markyposters in utter shambles that they didn’t actually convince the opportunistic druggie bum to salt the earth and blacklist The Wiggers over a few instagram dms

>>211928297
Twist coming soon

>>211928510
bam is a legit cool dude when he's not completely thwacked out.

>>211928537
MAKE THE CALL JET

>Freddy (and Bam) literally the only ones talking
no wonder Sam wants to kill the show

>>211928339
>She's my new wuv intewest.

>>211928538
>>211928545
If so, I am outty five thousand man. I want G and Gay Ben again.

Would the show continue being successful without Sam?

>>211928297
>>211928312
it's just going to be a gay ad for his new snake oil supplement calling it now

>>211928534
He's not quitting
Screencap this faggot

send him back in

>>211928541
If I get a scent of that jungle minge ima become a rapist

>>211928351
>No makeup
>still pretty

how do Asians do it?

>>211928538
it's just a bit, nothing won't happen

>>211928537
fishtank being her return to degeneracy would be very fitting

>Jet the only way to save fistank is to bring him to get sacrificially raped.
>The rapes wear off after a while

>>211928500
AHHAHAHAHAHA

>Sam quitting fishtank a day after bam’s wife markyposted
Bros…it’s my fault

>>211928389
sad if true

>>211928512
daniel is content with manipulative women like letty

>>211928590
>no makeup
LMAO

>>211928297
>Sam and Jet didn't let Bam's girlfriend come back because Sam was off kidnapping Marky Thompson and he's going to kill Marky and Bam in a livestreamed murder-suicide
>"you're right. i fucked her, i took her ane. hey channing, watch this"
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>"well goobas, i guess that's it"
>*BANG BANG*

>>211928586
god damnit

at least do some antiquing or something

>>211928587
yeah now that i think about it he's likely just shilling his new grift. nothing ever happens on fishtank

Lore reset coming

>>211928600
You did good kid

>>211928590
She’s wearing makeup.

>sam bursts in
>sucker punches bam in the back of the head
>screams at the fish for being boring
>freddy starts crying
>ellie screaming
>letty giggles
>dan still cant speak in front of the celebrity
>jet runs in screaming ITS MY SHOW IM THE PRODUCER

>>211928600
you markyposted too close to the sam

going to the cummer museum with angie

>>211928297
>>211928427
>>211928439
>>211928453
Spun this one up just in case the worst happens

>>211928590
18 years old and she has makeup on, incel

its never been so over

if jon was here, he would ask bam if he found christ and argue with him

unlike overrated letty

I feel like Sam should have just stuck with the video game streams and did the reverse limmy where he became more popular and funny because of streaming

Freddie's cute little buttcheeks

>>211928473
Fuck, that's so funny. Can't wait to make a YouTube account named "Sam Hide Marky" and comment some retarded unfunny meme in his comments for a few years.

>>211928586
>it's just going to be a gay ad for his new snake oil supplement calling it now
This guy is right btw, if not the supplement it's to promote some bullshit, maybe zipp and coffee beans

>>211928590
Both of those are false. Sorry you watched too much anime.

>very close to fully pay her mortgage
>stable financial situation
>defeated addiction
>can fight
>fit
>extremely intelligent (tricked jew in the cell)
>talented in art and wants to continue her education
>heart of gold
there is nothing she cant do

>>211928479
yea rip

>>211928608
I gicky gackered Marky

>>211928586
this for sure. fishtank season pass holders get an extra 0.5% off their yearly subscription plan!

please crash this season with no survivors

I hope Sam is browsing his laptop today!

>>211928576
Unironically humble as fuck for the most part too. He used to let shitheads into his property to use his skate park and they'd steal shit from him and trash his place

>>211928537
many lost lineages, thanks a lot jews.

>>211928297
the people want marky, it better be marky

>>211928590
she has mascara and eyeliner, im sure her skin care routine is crazy. she spends hours in the toilet

>>211928628

https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1937601570834903167
Its going to be something that marks the start of bloodgames. State of emergency just gives it away

>>211928534
you spelt worst wrong

>congratulations on the sobriety bam
>*silence*
he aint being sober

>>211928474
Ohhhhh I see
The "twist" is they're getting "shut down" by the government over their stox shit and the rest of the season will be them living in destitute conditions because they don't have money anymore

Sober? More like so-bored.

>>211928297
>tfw have to clock in at 5
Bros... go on without me...

OUTSTANDING QUESTIONS

1. What did Angie TTS to Daniel?

2. Why does production have to make someone build custom cabinets instead of buying shitty cheap ones after they get broken?

>>211928629
Hah nice. This whole season has put us on such a bad path.

>Bam can't understand her

>>211928297
it’s insane how gullible you idiots are. they’d never announce anything negative at this point in the season. use your heads you retards.

>>211928637
I hate you

reminder that sam still hasn't worn the newly tailored blue suit from the season 4 trailer, just the goldstriker suit from season 1 that doesn't fit him anymore.
his apathetic demeanor and disheveled appearance has probably been intentional and a part of whatever twist this season is building up to.

>>211928590
good bait

has matan been on yet? i would watch again for matan

So who should be the new fishtank host? I feel like Ben would be the best but idk if he could pull it off.

>>211928662
Yeah I mean it does say 1st emergency broadcast

>>211928608
>hey wiseguy, where's ciara in this joint?
>shoots jet

Fred's really PISSING me off...

>>211928660
what an angel

>>211928662
it’s about a change in management. Sam’s quitting, it’s fucking over

>>211928669
grits and oatmeal bros we are so back

>>211928673
2 probably not true

>>211928666
he doesn't react to any of them lol

>>211928686
Bam Hyde

>>211928678
>They wouldn't do x
They would.

>>211928684
yuck

https://youtu.be/aVdR6JeEyT8?si=G3fD14_6ODdC3PhE

Insider here, the emergency broadcast is a LARP end of the world for the start of blood games

Ellie's doing some pointillist type shit

Freddy going gaga over Bam is funny

>>211928679
Why because you agree they're cute?

I only watch fishtank the most for the first 3 weeks.

>>211928678
you didn't watch the alex stein prime time episode, did you? sam's fucking over fishtank.

>>211928694

>Freddy humming the King of the Hill theme song in front of Bam
>Bam wondering why he's humming the King of the Hill theme song internally

please paypig please point out that it's the wrong theme song, the jackass theme is different, and that freddy is a fake fan it would be so fucking funny

>>211928646
It was reddit "snark" fags right? Waste of ass too, she was hot. Cool vids as well, most of the shit those fags were freaking out about wasn't even real right?

>>211928686
Ben has been a dud for most of this season. Sad

>>211928697
You're literally retarded.

>5:00
>door squeaks open
>camera guy walking backwards filming
>marky follows behind him looks right at ptz as she enters
>sam following behind like a puppy on a leash
What would her announcement be?

holy shit someone else talk

>>211928709
WHAT
Ellie.. is.. doing something?

>>211928297
Either Bam cost too much and they have to recoup or its going to be Sam saying hes now for real this time 100% hands off and Jet is in full control without needed permission for anything.

Someone point out to Freddy that he's singing corona by the minute men, not cky. Freddy thinks cky made the jackass theme, but its the minute men.

Goldstriker Inbound

>Freddy would be in the drunk tank right now if he wasn't in the fish tank

>>211928710
he's the only one who knows who he is lol

Rumor is Bam was on the Adam Friedland show recently

>>211928686
Luke or Ben. Sam just wants to play characters, which both would encourage.

>>211928708
This is what its going to be... We are going to get a few of them this season lol

BASED ARYEH

>Bloodgames
>no blood
>no game

When was the exact moment Sam completely lost interest in Fishtank?

>>211928662
Post apocalyptic season? The house gets nuked and they have to go out into the woods.

OOF ARYEH

Fucking Aryeh hahahahha
the balls on this nigga

>Aryeh asking Bam for $900
Fuckin jew

STATE OF THE FISHTANK

5:00 PM EST

50 minutes until real content starts !

>>211928686
stein / shultz

Aryeh's the only fish I respect

>>211928686
jan, but as a new character. i don't think sam's quitting though.

>>211928715
i didn’t. whatd i miss?

>aryeh STILL talking about the 900 fishbucks she angelica stole
Holy shit man

>>211928730
We used to actually enjoy the stream back then. Ohhh how I wish we could go back bros

>>211928670
I've been on a tbreak for over 24h by this point I'm trying to hit 72h
Very bored. Shittank isn't helping

what a fucking jew

>I was gonna ask Bam if he could give me his fishbucks on account of Angelina stealing my $900
>OH JESUS CHRIST ARYEH

>>211928590
Poor anon have never seen a woman without make-up when she first wakes up in the morning

>aryeh trying to take bam's money if he wins because he's still whining about the angie thing
>freddy - oh jesus christ aryeh

Aryeh is genuinely a god

>So we're gonna bring you in as Thomas and eligible to win again
>uh uhhhh sounds good bruv

>aryeh asking bam for $900

>ary asking bam for 900$ because hes still pissed at angie

what a jew

>Freddie is Bams favorite
fredbros we're back

I think Jet got the news yesterday when Sam saw that he spent 20k on Bam and didn't do shit with him

It's why he went to workout yesterday

""""workout"""""

>>211928719
yea I think the main drama is a bobcat but someone and she asked them to lie about it at the doctors so the animal wouldn't get put down

Based kike

>>211928725
"Nothing happened, please leave me alone forever. Your obsessions have ruined much of my life." Poor girl honestly.

Give me 900 dollars

Why is Bam back again? Did the contract say he had to stay for longer?

>>211928743
TJ attic sessions

>>211928712
why does this webm last so long

>>211928743
midway through s2. famous house temporarily rekindled his interest.

>aryeh asking bam for money

>>211928743
Famous house 2.0 failure

>>211928769
I love this retarded jew.

>>211928743
season 2

Alex Stein probably offered to buy it and Sam immediately agreed

>king of the hill song was written by cky
what

this is really hard to watch

>bam is on fishtank and jon isn't here

>>211928759
https://youtu.be/9SIDTv12K9M?t=2486

Can the fucking retard wiggers stop playing TTS from ptz, kitchen and living room at the same time please. You cant hear shit.

>>211928762
Play Doom

>>211928749
>money pls you give money now pls money money give money pls

>Bring in Bam solely to have Freddy's constant fangirling make everyone finally get Freddy fatigue so you can kick him out before he becomes a liability
Jet
I kneel

Is there still a 15k date for Ellie?

Too much I had to tune out

>>211928785
Hes cheap bro, only 10k per hour.

It would be so insulting to have all these dudes saying you were "a part of their childhood" and shit, as if you don't matter anymore

>>211928734
direnc does too

>>211928596
the raped

>CKY made the King of the Hill intro!

kek no they did not

>I need a dwink

>>211928782
Sad, I wish the best for her. I really do, its sad what happened to her in life. Im a huge simp for her.

>>211928753
How long from now is this?

t. europoor

>>211928743
Last third of S3

5PM EST? Is that in an hour?

>>211928278
Your one stop shop for methylene Blue and Ivermectin. This is such a right wing grift.

>>211928730
Back when Sam actually liked being on the show

>>211928785
They paid him another $20k to try to go viral on Twitter again

Jet is blowing through the money at a rapid pace

>Bam does not bother to correct Freddy about the King of the Hill song not being done by CKY
>Freddy immediately reminds Bam of his drug use

>Bam not even correcting Freddy about the KotH theme

>>211928772
Thats all they need to do

>>211928746
Yeah I think this is going to be a "dont panic" broadcast and we will get more as time goes on the progressively get worse that leads into bloodgames

>>211928810
lmao

he thinks cky did the king of the hill theme song

HEY BAM REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN LIKE
THAT WAS SO COOL
HEY MAN REMEMBER WHEN
probably not the greatest conversation to have with a has-been that has probably had to talk abuot this shit with countless fanboys over the years

>>211928800
it wasn't

>>211928753
So it is an emergency?

>>211928820
fifty mins give or take

I wanna tts to tell Freddie his buttcheeks are cute

but I refuse to give these faggot wiggers any money

>>211928743
The night Cole was kicked, when he sat on the chair for about 1 hour straight without moving.

IT'S RICKY

>>211928820
an hour or so

>TAKE IT ARYEH

ricky
ok i'm done

>>211928488
He’s probably too retarded to look into it

>>211928810
i feel like that was a lie to stop her from leaving early

>>211928822
2 hours retard

>GET THAT DISABLED FREAK AWAY FROM ME

Oh fuck off

WHAT THE FUCK

>>211928720
Back rubs have been well allocated, cut him some slack

Freddy doesn't know that Bam is a recovering addict now.

He's going to get Bam back on the booze

WHAT THE FUCK?!

RETARDTANK

>>211928813
He doesn't matter anymore

>>211928817
Yeah that was 311

OKAY WE"RE BACK

I TOLD YOU RICKY WAS COMING LETS GO

>>211928800
it wasn't, freddy is a retard lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Refreshments_(American_band)

goran......

KINOGRAPHY

oooohh I hate this guy

>>211928813
look bro you gotta take what you can get
only tom cruise is relevant forever

>>211928799
i could see sam selling it to jet and moving on. jet isn’t really good at anything aside from managing people, possible. everyone else in the crew has legitimate skills.

RICKY

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S SAM AND FREDDY BERWICK

Reddit tank

What is that thing?

>>211928678
Over the course of four seasons they have encountered like a dozen actual show-threatening problems and they've revealed exactly zero of them while the show is running
And they've done the "we're being shut down" bit at least three times

OH SHIT JOSIE IS BACK

>>211928866
the fuck is this thing

>>211928715
>sam's fucking over fishtank.
Sam knows it's shit but it's making him money so he wants to keep doing it. His cope is that he's gonna act like he knows it's shit to save face, while continuing to reap the benefits.

...

>>211928810
No it was just an excuse Jet came up with to keep Ellie around for as long as possible

>>211928348
what does this mean? it could literally be anything? why would he quit

>>211928813
he obviously knows he's 20 years past his peak. he probably just feels lucky to be alive after almost drinking himself to death 100x

shoot this faggot

Aryeh is starstruck

>>211928214 (OP)

Fucking Ricky?

WHY IS ARYEH KISSING HIM FONDLING RICKY?

ITS THE GUY I RECOGNIZE FROM THE INTERNET

I hate this faggot but that was funny ngl

Who the fuck is the cripple

Anyone else starting to feel like the wiggers are creatively bankrupt? I am hoping that the 5PM announcement is that the show is over.

so someone has probably supposed this over the years, but concerning the gravity of the situation, i'll take a shot in the dark here that someone can archive-cap eventually if true.
i have to believe that the only reason Sam would let Markyposting derail him consistently for years to the point he kills projects over it, is that she was not his only legally-questionable lover. he had other Discord kittens living with him and Jet had connections to friends of Marky, years after the infamous photo. could it be that Jet being handpicked by Sam tied into this all along? we only know what we do because one single friend of Marky exposed it in a 4chan post. i really feel that it has to go deeper than we'll ever know, otherwise it would have blown over much more quickly.

HOLY SHIT

genuinely beautiful

>you look more crippled than i do

Okay I like Sam again

LETTY AND RICKY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!!!

>bam and ricky at the same time
ok starting to turn things around

this is getting pathetic

What are you guys gonna say when Bam walks in again tomorrow? And the day after?

I feel like this will not end well

>>211928852
>>211928870
This is the most I've laughed in years. HOLY fuck. Without Sam in Fishtank, I'll fucking drop it.

I’m presuming the week 2 twist will be the announcement at 5 PM est. Sam will “fire”Jet for his incompetence, then they bring on someone else as a producer, and then at the end Jet redeems himself and takes back the producer role

retard couch

What the FUCK is that?????

What the fuck

Rape incoming

lol aryeh is starstruck

I'm in the Fishtank house. I love being in the Fishtank house with my friends. Letty is my friend, Jet is my friend, and Sam is my friend. We have known each other for years.

did bam leave because he was just equated to a retard

>>211928886
test tube gub gub man

>Bam Leaves after the check clears

Ricky’s a funny guy

They brought in Jets Homunculus ?!

>>211928895
Neptunian

>Bam
>Ricky
>Letty
>Sam in a good mood
Jet i'm sorry i doubted you.

>GUY FROM COMPUTER
>GUY FROM COMPUTER
>GUY FROM COMPUTER
>GUY FROM COMPUTER
>GUY FROM COMPUTER
>GUY FROM COMPUTER

>Bam stealthily leaves through the front door

>>211928857
I live across the globe you faggot, not like I keep track of some shitty village in northern US

>bam left
LMAO

>>211928777
>we're so back
WE NEVER LEFT

>>211928925
That would be Kino

aryeh is in love

this is so awkward

this is disgusting

THEY LOOK LIKE BROTHERS KEK

>>211928743
he's usually interested at the start of seasons up until a certain point during a given season
after vance, regained interest at the very end
after cole, never recovered for the rest of the season
he never lost interest in bloodgames because he had fun playing goldstraven
after alex b, never recovered for the rest of the season
season 4 appears to be the first time that sam has not cared at fucking all from the get-go

>>211928902
got a good dan out of that, ty anon

The Rational Skeptic

Sam almost dropped him and broke his bones because Aryeh sperged out

>>211928715
>>211928892
yeah i don't think it's that lucrative this season

>bam immediately leaves
LMAO

Aryeh is based

>>211928944
I KNEEL JET

I’m dying bros

>Take the spotlight away from Bam
Great job sam

this looks insane

What the fuck just happened lmao

>>211928718
Hes confusing king of the hill theme, jackass theme Corona by the minute men, and the cky song 96 quite bitter beings meshing it all together.

Bring in Spongebob

im terrified.

Yeah lets just get a bunch of fucking retards on the couch that will be funny

no one really got the screencap of the 3 retards together?

>>211928909
Show's Over
https://youtu.be/scRiX9745P8?si=XnfEAUJ0z9M9sbH1

>>211928705
hes the only person below the age of 30 doing anything that isnt minecraft related lol, look at the star studed cast of fishtank as evidence

>putting the three retards together for the make a wish photo op
>Dan knows what Sam is up to

>>211928968
CHECK CLEARED
HE'S OUT

>>211928944
Jet it up!

>>211928730
>aww what
>mr goldshclager yoyu can't leave now!
>bam was asking about marky!

this is like sesame street

>letty overshadowed twice

sam went outside to stop bam from leavings

>>211928953
nice, lmao

Hopefully this is just for today

>>211928953
lmao

This will not end well

I kneel

>More excited about a niche cripple online than a literal movie star that was globally famous

Holy cringe

>sam tells daniel to stop crossing arms
>dan tells him to fuck off
LMAO

>all the retards on the couch

>>211928976
my sides
>culture status? changed.

>>211928976
Yeah fishtank is definitely over

>Sam would never get a midget on the show because they're fucked
>Would get this guy though

>>211928964
the rational skeptic talks to one of god's weirder creations

>>211928953
lmao

DANIEL IS NO LONGER STAFF
ARC ENDED

gay lovers and their adopted son

>>211928976
almost as good as the sam art tweet webm

>>211928810
ellie, HERE IS YOUR 15K DATE >>211928858

Aryeh being so damn Reddit makes me furious and I find that funny

>>211928994
Lol I straight up forget she was here

Ricky has better posture than Daniel

>>211928976
damn...

>>211928986
What is sam up to

doesn't this nigga need a wheelchair?

>>211928976
why do people want this show to be a lolcow show i dont get it

Retard couch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOcuEbUPyGU

Bam made the correct decision and got the fuck out lmao

>>211928890
Kek

>>211928982
And then get Letty to sissy hypno then

>>211928569
KEK

kitchen cam you can hear sam and bam arguing

>>211928982
hoes scared

>>211929028
lel

Sam = happy
= me happy
:)

>>211928995
>WE PAID YOU $20K TO STAY FOR 30 MORE MINUTES GET BACK IN THERE
>NOW GO DO SOMETHING MAKE CONTENT

qrd who that is?

>diaper
this is evil

>>211928961
this is the first time Dan mogs

>>211929007
Yes. This is the cringe kino that we actually need. Who give a FUCK about bam.

>pulling out all the stops for this nontent ass season

if they had any ideas left they wouldn't have to rely on muh cameos

ricky has a hog

>>211928953

oh no

>>211929027
She's awaiting more orders and direction from production

You can hear Bam outside on the hallway cam

Letty owes Ricky sex

CRIPPLE NTR

he's built like an Elden Ring enemy

this is satanic

IF IM RICKY IM BONERED UP BRO

Aryeh respects ricky more than letty and bam margera

Wtf I hear Jet on living room cam

>>211928743
When he lost all that money in vegas...

>>211928962
>bloodgames
can they even do blood games anymore? they're not allowed to shoot in the season 3 house i think?

Aryeh not giving a shit about Bam and fanboying over Ricky is hilarious

This is going to make jerking off to Letty difficult.

>>211928379
Yes.

this nigga built like a thanksgiving turkey.

What the fuck is happening. This feels demonic in nature.

What the fuck is happening?

>>211929069
yup

>>211929046
I agree! He's my friend, and I love him. Sometimes I get a little angry at him and post about Marky, but he's my Dad.

Bam wasn't kicked, he quit!

I wish Sam was my dad

ESCAPE NOW ESCAPE ESCAPE

Why is he bloated in the center?

>>211929049
he doesnt give a fuck so its funny, if it was a self conscious cripple then id feel bad

>can you make your diaper full
..........................letty.....................

BAM IS BACK

didn’t Jet say some shit about how he doesn’t want lolcows on fishtank? Nice to see hes finally realized he’s not above ip2 degeneracy

>>211929007
youtube influencers are bigger than movie stars now, especially washed out people like Bam

What a beautiful modern family

>>211929075
i think sam was happier to lose that money than give it to burt.

body horror tank

I miss Famous House.

>>211929083
jackass is back

>>211929061
Letty fucking sucks and is beat.

Bam loves that cripple.

tony is still the best guest of the season

REMEMBER THIS, ARTIST GUYS

>>211929083
History son, history

we need habibula to walk in next

>Bring him Jet, we need to watch Letty get cucked by anaother Asian.

crippled freaks creeps me the fuck out

>>211929043
Clip or it never happened

FORCED LOLCOWS AND WASHED UP CELEBS AND YOUTUBERS HOLY BASED

THE SEASON IS SAVED

What is Ricky famous for?

>IT'S NOT A FREAK SHOW

Arguably more evil than S2

Who the fuck is this? Is this legal?

Ellie update?

GET FUCKED BAM YOU HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES

who is the little man?

this feels mean
and i don't like mean things in my fishtank

wtf is going on. i went to the store and now theres a gimp, bam and sam in the house??

So this show is turning into disabled porn now

literally body horror

>>211929100
This is America

Artist guys?

>>211928928
>>211928929
WAPEtank is back on the menu boys

They really got the freakshow circus act to get naked and crawl around like a low level monster

>>211929082
>This feels demonic in nature.

i hate people with physical deformities like this fucking freak, i can't stand looking at him
why did they even bother bringing back bam if this is just going to be this deformed dipshit running around for the rest of the day
cancel the fucking show, sam

>>211929120
being a freak

Lmao what this little freak

>direnc painting freddy in his underwear

OUTSIDER HERE
jet and the wiggers ARE pissed that BamBam isn't responding to any of the TTS. when they told warned him about it in the basement he asked if he would get any of the cut of the TTS profit and they said no so his wife told him to just ignore them LMAO

they are turning this shit into super smash bros whos next

Arya is such a fag fucking hell

>>211929132
hi payton rose!

>not a lolcow tank
>lolcows in it
so we've arrived at this point
I guess the KFtroons won

i'm starting to get arye fatigue. he's always has to be at the center of attention, asking the dumbest questions.

ITS ELON

>don't touch me bitch

>>211929140
*canada

I thought Ricky being there was AI generated, but it's real...

i wish ellie would touch me :(

What the fuck is happening?

This is straight up normalfag mainstream shit now. I think I hate Fishtank

>>211929127

>>211929129
Enslaved.

Cybertruck looks so fucking cool bros

what the fuck is happening anymore

>>211928297
BYE PEDOPHILE

Of course they have a cybertruck

Check garage what the fuck is going on

>HEY GUYS I USED YOUR MONEY TO BUY A CYBER TRUCK

Preemptive I like the Cybertruck and don't give a fuck what you think don't @me

I just can't watch Ricky for longer than a twitter clip bros

>>211929117
i didn't get it they were 100% arguing or at least bam was loudly talking outside I couldn't udnerstand what he was saying though just heard him and sams voices

>Elon Musk walks in with the beer sponsor

>>211929115
This

>stickermule sauce man

wth is going on

FUCKING RICKY HAHAHAHA, that dudes a riot

LOL ITS THAT GAY CYBERTRUCK

they are really pulling out all the stops

>>211929149
cool story bro

>>211929123
>>211929122
Nah this is great. This fucking rules. Bam sucks, crippled freak is funny.

Jesus fuck what is happening

SPACETANK?!?!?!?

what's with the back lump

I hate looking at this disgusting cripple. Get him the fuck out

Why does this Stickermule faggot insist on hanging around lol. Blacklisted from everything else

What the fuck is even happening

I don't like when fishtank becomes too much of just a freak show

erm

I am getting creeped out, cannot watch this.

>hot sauce mascot in the garage
dont tell me...

>>211929148
they all are you retard

>>211929151
whoa is that princess zelda?

>>211929181
It belongs to the stickermule CEO

>>211929043
>WHO THE FUCK IS THIS RETARD MAN ARE YOU TRYING TO PUNK ME

>>211929182
looks like a big retarded toy car, but like a knock off brand like how megabloks sucked compared to legos

>3 foot deformed dude comes in the house
>aryeh instantly talks about himself
i hate this heeb

>>211929174
content nuke like famous house 2

>>211929183
I feel like I've watched him fuck on efukt. Was it dolphin boy or something?

>>211929209

>>211929174
i see the word anymore used improperly in one of these threads everyday, is everyone in here brown? or do zoomers really just suck that much at english?

wtf

>>211929202
That's a Quaid

>>211929216

>>211929211
NO FUCKING WAY

MULE SAUCE I KNEEL JET

>pulling all the stops
they are killing the show tonight right

what if they give everyone prizes etc and ends the show right then and there

Holy fuck I thought that was stevewilldoit

Zoltar is coming.

>Bam
>Ricky
>Stickermule CEO
WHEN DOES POOP SPONGEBOB SHOW UP?????

Holy fuck this is cringe.

>babe start the car

>>211929194
thanks

>bringing mule sauce instead of sticker mule to fuck with freddy
cmon man

IM OVERSTIMULATED

did bam step out to smoke crack

Ricky tried to trip the sauce guy
Hahahaha

>>211929146
But what made him famous over other freaks?

>>211929174
gay shit

>>211929211
>Billy Mitchell comes on

>>211929076
Good thing it takes place outside

>>211929244
oh yeah

>they're not paying me enough for this shit...

They should make Freddie and the sauce fight

>>211929234
that’s a fed pepe

I can't believe they got the Mule sauce guy

>>211929229
he got so mogged by the jewish lady. the fact that people who know him confirmed that he lied about the stuff she supposedly got wrong made me hate him

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!

>letty
>bam (again)
>ricky berwick
>mule sauce
What the fuck is going on have they just completely given up

wtf is happening

everyone no-selling is getting me

did bam just leave

>>211929260
YOU'RE A FAGGOT

>Mule Sauce guy
>Letty
>Ricky
>Bam
>Happy Sam
Say sorry right now /ftl/

enter

>>211928805
conflicted on whether i like this or not

holy shit this is even worse than them just laying around listening to aryeh ramble

>>211929229
he kills the vibe more effectively than daniel's rage fits

>>211929261
Bam saw the cripple and fucking bailed

>>211929260
zoomers barely woke up

>Bam cringing so hard he's going back to drinking

>>211929235
im sorry i forgot the word 'even' im sorry!!!!

>>211929250
>Zoltar
PLEASE

what a disjointed mess, they can’t save this season

>>211929297
S-sorry

>>211929286
it’s kino unironically

>>211928193
recycle

Jerma is next btw

>tts dead silent when they'd usually be going crazy
Wtf is happening?

they're gonna make bam relapse

>>211929259
They gotta rile Freddy up with Sticker Mule again then bring Luke as the sticker mule to to beat the shit out of Freddy lmao

>>211929279
How so

>>211929061
Just like Season 1. Glad she hasn't grown in 2 years

Okay now bring on another guest

These are some neptunian visuals

>>211929286
jet read the doomposters and just did everything he could think of

>>211929322
i got banned from tts

>>211929322
they're burning it down

BAM SIDELINED

>>211929275
>I was on MTV
>I was in video games
>I was in movies

>I had it all...

>>211929320
CONTENT

>>211929211
Use discount code “MARKY” for 16% off Rickey's World Famous Sauce!

>Payton and Binx enroute to Massachusetts
>Burt said he is waiting for the call

WHAT

>>211928193
>>211928193

>>211928586
truly

>>211929322
It's fucking over. They can't salvage this.

Don't you zoom in on the back lump Mints you motherfucker.

this is what i imagine a kai cenat stream is like

I'm not sure those three cameos mix well together

>>211929359
bloodgames

Bams so uncomfortable

Getting all the content out of the way before they end the show early at tonights state of the fishtank

>>211929297
Adding personalities doesn’t fix the shows problems which stem from a lack of structure.

>>211929320
Too good for this show.

Can somebody tell me what shoes Letty has on please they're very sick

>>211929405
a man can dream...

how does a disease like Ricky's not affect life expectancy, seems counter-intuitive.

>>211928902
>I had a to puw a few stwings to get this fweewoadeh in my show

Wait, did bam just open a Stella?

>>211929270
it's part of the same property and neighborhood though

Total Aryeh humiliation

Probably the most confused I've ever been watching this shit

any sam bam interaction yet?

ARTIST GUY STATUS?

IM STILL AT WORK WHY IS THERE CONTENT!? NOOO WAIT 30 MORE MINUTES FUCK

Aryejs about to fuck ricky

>>211929139
Ayo these ai edits need to chill

mule sauce on the move, slapping the wall in anger as his top comes off again

Sam's voice shaky when saying "we have news"

Yup, he's leaving.

>>211928853
i hate ricky, but it's been pretty good.

The hot sauce dude is killing me

god this creatures legs look like folded bat wings

>>211929320
He is going to flip the fishtank house after all this is done.

HEY, BAMS BACK!

>>211929453
Didn't that other twitch cripple die last year?

>>211929910
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?

I’ve gotta get this off my chest, Sam’s suit looks stupid this season. The asymmetry isn’t well done. The one red cuff? It just looks retarded. It would be funnier if it were a solid blue suit.

>>211929657
you really think?

>>211930028
why do you think his suit is like that

>>211929396
Is bam still there? I keep looking for him but he’s not there.

>>211930028
give it half an hour

>>211928400
What the actual fuck happened to him how do you turn out like that after becoming rich and successful

I think Sam is going to leave and say it will be up to Jet and Ben to find financial backing if they want to continue. And then we'll never see Fishtank again.

>>211930080
I think he wanted it to look cool and went to crazy with the design

This shit it working. Time for all you trannies to fucking kneel.

>>211930157
why do you say that

>>211930235
payoff to the dumb stripe memes im guessing

>>211930191
you think? or is it time for this spaceship twist shit

I like how bam is just going back and forth from the kitchen to the basement and not really interacting with anybody. I relate to that shit.

Letty's womb, bulging

>>211930266
like he's getting a new suit

>>211930282
I mean I thought about that but why would they ruin the twist by announcing it before it happens?

As someone who knew neither of these people before the show, Ricky > Bam

>>211930361
Bam is an artist kid at heart. He grew up editing skate vids. He’s acting shy.

wtf is bam doing after this?

>>211930722
Whatever the fuck he wants
*jumps off building*