Thread 211933937

>nobody stops to eat the breakfast mom made in the morning
>they just grab a piece of toast

Do americans really...?

>>211933937 (OP)
This hasn't been a thing in over 50 years.

>>211933937 (OP)
is that fried chicken for breakfast?

>>211933937 (OP)
Why? Where is the subversion in this? Is breakfast really the most important meal of the day? What’s your breakfast routine? Is oatmeal good for you?

>>211933986
I found out today that americans heat up water in a microwave to stir in ground up and freeze dried coffee. Then, they eat small cakes…CAKES for brekkie

they are an amusing race

>>211934111
Genuine autist? The issue presented here is your mom or wife getting up early to prepare this elaborate spread and then you just ignore it and leave.

>>211934111
>>211933986
>>211933937 (OP)
My food routine is called Peasantmaxxing. I have leftovers for breakfast - usually with a coffee - and then a huge lunch, before ending the day on a plate of cold meats and cereal.

>>211934162
Based foreigner keeping abreast of what we're doing

>>211934278
Why do you have a retarded name for it?

the peewees big adventure scene where he just eats a piece of Mr.T cereal activated my autism

>>211934111
Intermittent fasting Chads report in. For the plebeians out there, the optimal way to live is confine everything you eat in a 24 hour period to the smallest window of time you possibly can. If you're new to it, start by only eating two meals a day and eventually whittle down the window of time you eat food, say from an 8 hour period and start trying to narrow it down to a 4 hour period. You can have snacks as well as the meal, but confine it to that window of time.

>>211934423
>Why do you have a retarded name for it?
I'm a retard? Why do you think I'm posting on 4chan with a Pepe?

>>211933937 (OP)
name 5 movies where this happens
>>211933986
we do not

>>211933937 (OP)
Just eat the fucking food you ingrate

>>211934030
Chicken and waffles is a great combo or so I've heard

>>211934539
I've been doing this since I was a kid. Never had breakfast, just lunch, and then dinner when I get home. So six hours. Never knew this was a thing until a few years back.

>>211934540
I bet you call it Pepemaxxing

>>211933986
Set directors and prop people do.

>>211934278
thats not how peasants ate at all
you don't do a full day of hard labor and skip a meal.

>>211934812
It’s fantastic

>>211934162
>he’s never had a slice of cheesecake for breakfast dessert
The life you’re living is no life at all

If I found out a grown adult male has to start his day with 2000 calories of cake and fried meat to feel normal, I would pretty much lose all respect for him on the spot. Breakfast food is almost all disgusting, and if you can't function in the morning off of just coffee/tea and a pastry, you are borderline disabled. Breakfast is for little kids going to school and you shouldn't have thought it about it once after middle school.

>>211933937 (OP)
What the fuck is that on the top left next to the hashbrowns? It looks like shrimp

>>211935025
whatever you say retard

>>211934030
Im more appalled by the shrimp there. Who the fuck eats seafood for breakfast?

>>211935074
you can make an omelet with shrimp
its breddy gud

My usual breakfast is a sandwich made from Eggo waffles, eggs, cheese, and ham or bacon, plus a cup of coffee and maybe a banana

>>211935025
Scrambled/boiled eggs, bacon, and sausage are great. And pancakes are fun to spoil yourself with occasionally. And coffee is way more unhealthy and disgusting tasting than any breakfast food. Fucking retard

>>211935074
>what is shrimp and grits
does this fucking website only know of 3 different foods or something?

>>211933937 (OP)
Name a SINGLE movie that does this and provide timestamp or youtube clip to confirm.

>>211934989
Where did I skip a meal? Breakfasts became popular during industrialization when factory owners pushed men into harder and harder labor.

>Wake up at 8, have coffee and some buttered bread
>Eat big burger meal at 11:30
>Nap from 12:30 to 2
>Have cereal and fruits at 5pm

>>211934278
I call it...
(Pauses to huff in the smell of own farts)
... peasantmaxing.

>>211935248
>Breakfasts became popular during industrialization
you're retarded

>>211935342
It's true. Cavemen didn't eat breakfast. There was no food when they woke up in the morning.

Let us break our fast now, brothers

>>211933937 (OP)
this is how Soft Power works. Lots of Eastern European only had smuggled movies as point of reference of what America was like. That's why 80s movies were mostly centered on middle/middle-high class families.

>>211935025
>he doesnt eat fried spam and eggs with sprinkles before going to his day shift
Literally not going to make it

>>211935025
What's it like being as hopelessly retarded as you are?

>>211935203
You're talking to a group of autists in need of constant supervision, what do you think?

>>211935230
The show gossip girl

eating any food in the morning makes me feel weighed down and slow all day I don't know how people eat breakfast

>>211934539
A dumb fad that will make you fat bald and low energy eventually doubly so if you are a ketard

>>211933937 (OP)
unless im going to be lifting heavy shit all day, Id only eat a piece of toast too
eating a shit ton of food first thing in the morning is almost nauseating

>>211936542
breakfast should be a small meal with a cup of tea. like two fried eggs and a few blueberries.

Idk what I expected from Ricky since he’s a scrambled bug man but it wasn’t him sitting in one place naked

>only make about $30 an hour (Canadian, so like minimum wage in USD)
>have a cup of instant noodles for lunch
>bowl of cereal for dinner
>nothing else but water and black coffee throughout the work day
I hate being poor so fucking much its unreal.

>>211936865
t. woman

>>211937077
>>211936865
>2 fried eggs is small
t.americans

>>211937110
78 calories in an egg.

>>211937038
I don't know anything about Canada, but go online and look up food banks in your area. Only costs you the gas/bus change to get there and back. If you get there early you beat the blacks and browns and get to wait in line with the other people who actually deserve the help(elderly white people living on a pension).

>>211937077
no, just someone who doesn't sit ten feet away from a bathroom for 24 hours a day.

>>211933937 (OP)
do americans really have friend chicken for breakfast?

>>211937250
he's retarded. 30$ an hour CAD is like 25$ US.

>>211934539
>eating disorder tier dietary plan
NGMI

>>211933937 (OP)
>I can't stop. Cooper wants me to take the lead on the presentation to Mr Okinaro. If I pull this off I could get that promotion.
>Mom you know I don't eat carbs anymore. I'm in my cutting phase. Tryouts are in two weeks.
>Is this a joke? Are you trying to kill us with all this junk? I'll grab an avocado and goji berry smoothie on the way
The wife is deflated and about to throw it all away when down comes the youngest child, a slightly podgy boy. He sits down and tucks a napkin into his collar
>Don't worry, mom. I got this

its comedy!

>>211937350
When they pay you that much they usually fuck you on hours and the price of food and rent never stops rising. To be fair, though, this is 4chan and he was probably lying about everything he said. My advice is still good.

>>211934162
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE A/C
AND I WON'T FORGET THE EUROS WHO DIED
IN THE HEATWAVES OF '23

>>211936620
>eating one meal a day will make you fat
Your body has a chance to heal when you fast. We weren't designed to consume food throughout the entire day. We're brainwashed from birth into thinking the three meal structure is normal. It's not.

>>211933937 (OP)
might be a workaround for tax purposes? could write off the catering as catering and then write it off again as a movie prop?

almost certainly illegal

>>211935230
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

>>211935230
You haven't watched enough movies if the rushed American family breakfast scene isn't burned into your memory

>>211934539
So skip breakfast?

>>211933937 (OP)
Zoomers + jeets don't know what a breakfast is, or sitcom vs mubi

>>211937522
kek

>>211933937 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of breakfast for the average-sized person I'd say?

>>211937601
Nah, prop food sits for HOURS. Some of it isn't even real. Bowl of fresh ice cream on the table? It's definitely not ice cream, otherwise it would melt right away under the spotlight.
I already said why, it's literally this >>211935635 The US want to look strong and prosperous internationally, so of course the righteous main character has a lot of food on the table and the family is rich. It's the American way

>>211937223
probably a lot more depending on how much oil you use to fry them

>>211935066
it's shrimp and grits

>>211935025
imagine writing all that only to admit you drink coffee kek. holy fucking shit

>>211935025
got all the fatties mad at (You) lmao

>>211933937 (OP)
Only four waffles for all that chicken?

>>211939197
Who’s using oil you thrown them in a non-stick pan maybe spray a little Pam in there that’s it.

>>211939452
I really wouldn't trust the average american to do it the healthy way.

>>211936620
Our bodies are designed for feast and famine, so that we eat as many calories as we can when they're available, and then we survive on stored fat when the food isn't as available. The problem we have now is that since so many easy calories are available, we don't deprive our bodies to the point that they start to convert fat into energy, accumulating excess fat in the process. Not everybody, of course, but a LOT of people in the western modern world.

>>211939045
Is that fucking Venti? Was there a time where she wasn't whining about loli?

>>211933986
I’m a /hookermaxxing/ type American. My breakfast is a cigarette and black coffee with a side of shame.

>>211934162
i can't honestly tell the difference between most coffee and freeze dried. air dried taste like ass though. taster's choice is good enough for me and i take my coffee black too

>>211933986
I think cereal or eggs is way more common for daily breakfast, diner style shit is if you're traveling or treating yourself on a weekend

>>211935074
Literally every brunch buffet has shrimp with cocktail sauce...

>>211933937 (OP)
I think that's fucking catfish on the left there. Nutritionally this is very narrow but that doesn't mean I wouldn't make myself sick with it if it appeared in front of me.

>>211937350
My take home pay after taxes is 3500 a month. Rent is 2500 for my one bedroom apartment. Phone, utilities, public transit costs and the little food I can afford eats up the rest.

>>211940573
>Your johns don't make you eat ALL the eggs
NGMI

>>211937110
Average caloric intake in America was 3500 for the past 100 years. Everyone just got fat from processed shit and SSRIs.

Eating breakfast is extremely important, zoomers drink 2 red bulls instead of food, they wash down their anti anxiety medication with them and then rattle around incoherently prattling on about social issues they have no understanding of when they could have just eaten a nice breakfast and calmed the fuck down

>>211941581
>Rent is 2500 for my one bedroom apartment
stop living in downtown vancouver, moron

>>211941581
Wow Canada is so fucked.

>>211941886
>2500/mo for downtown vancouver with a bedroom

>>211934764
That's a lot of bread

>>211933937 (OP)
Looks good but do you even have lunch after a breakfast like that the same day?

>Dad is reading newspaper at the table and not eating
>sets down newspaper to lecture his children
>looks at watch
>"Golly gee, look at the time!"
>takes one sip of his full coffee while grabbing his suitcase

>>211942101
He's either full of shit or retarded. I can find 3 bedrooms apartments for under 1200$ in my town.
Also, at 3500$/month clear, that's $9/hour of deductions at 40h/week.

>>211935635
This, i honestly think it was a subtle power move. No one except rich people could afford that much food to waste.

>>211934539
This is just Ramadan except 365 days a year

But it is how everyone ought to be eating, it’s how caveman ate and how our bodies are optimized

>>211937250
their kids should be taking care of their old asses

>>211933986
I throw chicken, egg, and cheese on the stove then put it between a piece of bread and have it on the way to work with water.

>>211942857
You must live in a real shithole nowhere town then. I live in a small town and a 1bdrm is $1200+ and 3bdrm is $2200+ at least. The cheapest 1bdrms I can find are in the shitty druggy slum buildings and the fuckin greedy bastard running it won't go any lower than $1200. I have not been able to find a place for myself for less than that which sucks because I can't afford that.

>>211936698
Back when most people had agrarian lifestyles breakfast was usually just a simple porridge or something, then you'd get some chores done around the house and prepare for the day, then you'd have a second breakfast that was a little more substantial, then you'd go out and work for a few hours, sometimes you might have a light meal in mid day which is lunch, then later in the afternoon you'd have dinner, which was the big meal of the day, then you'd start wrapping things up, go home, do your shit, and then have supper which was another light simple meal to sup you until you could break fast.
In the deep south old timers still call "lunch" dinner. And they call dinner supper.

>>211934162
fuck
I do this

i have eaten the same bowl of oatmeal every morning for over a decade for my breakfast
>cup of old fashioned oats
>cup of whole milk
>peanut butter
>cinnamon
>banana and/or other fruits if i have them
>a little bit of honey

>>211937038
Kill Indians and Chinks and steal their money.

>>211937110
>2 fried eggs isn't small
t.shitskin 3rd worlder

>>211943268
I live in Québec. French serves its purpose. You guys should've learned it instead of getting multiculti'd

>no breakfast
>lunch at 11:30
>dinner at 7
that’s how you do it

>>211943121
>it’s how caveman ate
no it isn't
they were hunters and gatherers, you completely forget the gathering part where they would forage for shit during the day.

>>211933937 (OP)
>fried chicken wings
what heavenly breakfast is this

>>211933986
I drink at least 50 oz of orange juice and eat at least 7 pancakes most days. Sometime 1 lb of bacon.

>wake up at 1pm
>make porridge
>go the shop and see what's on a reduced price for expiring today
>that's dinner at about 7 or 8pm
>otherwise buy a can of sardines and have them on toast for dinner
>go to bed at 4am
this is my life now for the past two or three months

>>211935635
It may sound ridiculous, but I actually thought those American high schools in movies that had libraries, places to play sports, and musical instruments for the kids were idealized versions of reality. Then I went to work in America and I had to work in a school in a small town and I was blown away to find it's actually real.
I was also surprised to find those dancing girls were nice people and not evil like in the movies.

>>211934162
sounds awful i make all my coffee with a french press which with todays coffee machines is a pretty dated method I guess but it tastes great

>>211934278
i do similar stuff, most of my food is based around eating very little for very cheap and always eating leftovers for most of my food the following day usually I'll make a big dinner and eat it for 3-4 days after that supplementing that with cheap small items like ramen or beans, i can cook a lot but I hate spending a lot of money so I eat like I'm completely broke even when im not

>>211935025
>breakfast is disgusting
say what you want about the rest but that line is unhinged, almost every breakfast item is timeless and delicious

>>211934764
Oh hey, it's the milfpot from Beauty and the Beast. Never noticed that before.

>>211937522
haha

>>211934162
Jealous 3rd world europers always saying American education is terrible but they can't do anything but make shit up (in between rooting for inbred muslims to rape their daughters)

>>211933986
Needs more sausage, like your mom

>>211943442
based

>>211933937 (OP)
Who's coming over after the husband leaves to finish all that?

>"Breakfast is for wimps."
>Jack Davenport as Miles Stewart
>This Life, BBC, 1996

is he right?

>eating breakfast
do fatoids really?

>>211944404
Jessica Fletcher is not a milf, have some respect

>>211937355
>two meals a day is an eating disorder
envision the size of this lad

>>211934030
It's called brunch, euronig. We eat 7 times a day across the pond

>>211945842
I discovered the other day theres such a thing as a tilf

>>211933986

They used to. But after we were flooded with brown labor, food got super expensive. It's strange. Why was food cheaper when America was mostly white?

>>211943442
breakfast of cucks
t. fuck this anon's wife

>>211936620
definitely wont make you fat you tard, I do that and with no exercise I have a runners body

>>211937355
>eating disorder
this is exactly how people convince themself not to take drastic measures to better themself, so easy to make an excuse when if you really try you can do things like only eat water and vitamins to lose weight rapidly, lots of extreme methods and they always work better than just calory counting. My gf did an extreme diet once and she lost 35 lbs in one month. Its not like you keep the diet for the rest of your life you just get your weight under control and then you can treat yourself every now and again

>>211941677
we stopped doing 3500 calories worth of stuff

>>211935230
KickAss

>>211945245
ABSOLUTELY DEVILISH APU SLIPPING IN THERE AND SNACKING

>>211943442
nigga where's the protein

>>211947031
beanut butter's brotein

I heard Americans put their shoes on before eating breakfast.

>>211933937 (OP)
That's some weird-looking bacon.

>>211940573
good whore

>>211944007
construction worker or fat butter golem hamplanet?

>>211943442
mines oatmeal plus walnuts and dried cran/blueberries
walnuts are half the volume when mixed in because i buy walnuts in the bulk
its power food imo i love them

>>211945423
this is how bad poverty has gotten that people have convinced themself they don't even need breakfast cause its too expensive, its sad really

>>211947068
no but I do say the pledge of allegiance before breaky

>>211945389
No. Anything that isn't "maximum nutrition with the minimum amount of prep/eating time/willpower required to eat" for breakfast is for wimps. After extensive self experimentation I have concluded the optimum breakfast is either fried/scrambled eggs or weetabix with full fat milk.

>>211935074
Seconding on the shrimp omelet. Omelets are sometimes mad with leftovers from last nights dinner.

And if you're Asian, you make fried rice with leftovers. Proper fried rice requires leftover rice anyways because it needs to be a bit drier or else when you try to fry it, it becomes too mushy.

>>211934278
thats like the exact opposite of how peasants ate

>>211935074
>Who the fuck eats seafood for breakfast?
Tuna, Sardines, and Salmon are extremely common breakfast items.

>>211935074
>Who the fuck eats seafood for breakfast?
Southerners

>>211948363
Tuna salad sammich is a nice breakfast

for me, it’s black tea and a slice of quiche for breakfast

>>211948363
I dont care what yoy think, salmon with cream chease on bread is delicious at any time.

>>211945979
Here's a new term for you that I made up 16 years ago. CHILF - Child I'd like (to be the) Father (of). I played with my wife's (GF at the time) niece a ton and my friends would tease me a lot about it. Now her niece is staying with us while she's going to college.

>>211944184
Most popular kids were actually really nice. It's just a Hollywood Jewish Psyop. They were the ones playing sports, going to church, and doing volunteer work. The turbonerds spent all their time studying and seething; any volunteer work they did was so they could put it on their college application and not out of the goodness of their heart or sense of duty.

>>211934278
>>211934867
>>211935285
>>211940573
This maxing term is retarded. Can the world no longer speak without memes? I think the most retarded one I've seen is "goofymaxing" or something. Just say chick's think you're funny.

>>211935342
He's right and you're retarded

>>211944456
how is he wrong?

>>211933937 (OP)
>fried fish
>fried chicken
>offbrand orange juice
do black people really?

>>211934539
i was going to mention something like this.
breakfast, lunch, and rigid dinner times are inventions of the industrial revolution. to put workers on more tight schedules do they can work long everyday, optimizing their slavery basically.
its probably not a natural way or good at all for the body to be eating that often.

>>211943442
same, but two years now

>>211934764
>All those carbs
>Probably prepared with HFCS and partially hydrogenated basedbean oil
>only a few token eggs for protein
>probably margarine and not butter because "butter isn't healthy!"
Oh yeah, it's goyslop time

>>211948822
yeah its a bit fucked
>first meal of the day
>eat a bunch of pancakes and waffles
>carb coma, bloated+tired moment
all you should eat is a couple eggs really. low volume of food, but very efficient food.

>>211947031
>cup of oats: 10g protein
>cup of milk: 8g protein
>spoon of peanut butter: 8g protein

>>211934989
>>211948215
Not even that anon but that is literally how peasants ate most of the time, except the leftovers. Usually it was bread with butter or cheese with either weak beer or milk to drink (no coffee before Columbian exchange but w/e)
Eating leftovers for breakfast was more of a thing you did during feat times, but there were literal weeks of feasting in Medieval times around Easter and Christmas.
DESU the cold meats is a little opulent, real peasants would just have potage or porridge maybe with some animal fat like beef drippings or butter

>>211935074
>>211935117
Shrimp and grits retards

>>211948879
My usual breakfast is just three or four hardboiled eggs, maybe with some in-season fruit and yogurt/cottage cheese if I'm not cutting carbs.
Eggs are the perfect food. What other food can grow a whole-ass little animal out of it?

>>211940394
I have no idea who she is but I have already cum, so...

>>211947786
Unless you're eating like a bird, a half bowl full of nuts is hundreds of calories, power food or not

>>211933937 (OP)
why do it all look flavorless?

>>211937522
How is that healthcare, bro?

>>211948781
European workplaces get a 2 hour lunch break followed by a 2 hour siesta.
What has Europe accomplished in the past 25 years besides the Large Hadron Collider?

>>211948879
Carbs are actually important for high intensity(explosive) physical labor. IE swinging a sledge hammer. Your muscles burn carbs "cleaner" than fats/ketones.

>>211934278
Hell yeah, dude! Just like our peasant ancestors; eatin' leftovers and lunch meat everyday.

>>211949311
eurocucks consider it a good year if the middle eastern shitskin lets them fuck their wife once for a change without reporting them to the authorities for a hate crime…KEK

>>211949427
>Carbs are actually important for high intensity(explosive) physical labor.
this depends on the carb, but most carbs, just like sugar, give you the initial energy spike but come with a crash later on.
so it's not very efficient. a worker is better off keeping his energy at normal levels, not overexerting himself, and keeping a calm relaxed and efficient pace rather than trying to spike his energy.

>>211949427
>Carbs are actually important for high intensity(explosive) physical labor. IE swinging a sledge hammer.
Yeah the problem is I'm not doing that so eating a 2500 calorie breakfast of carbs will just make me a fatass.
Funnily enough, a physically active white collar lifestyle of mostly sitting around between intermittent periods of high activity is closer to what ancient humans did, so the whole paleo/keto lifestyle makes more sense for us office drones.

>>211947853
nah
jimmy dean croissantwhich

>>211949711
>white collar sitting around
fuck you

>>211937110
I know I couldn't eat two entire eggs in a single sitting. Americans are ungodly fat from excessive meals such as that.

>>211949711
>physically active
worthless office faggots who spend 20 minutes on a treadmill are nothing like hunter gatherers

>>211948635
Its 4chan, we speak with memes you fucking newfag

>>211949767
Oh I'm sorry, I should be balancing my laptop on a treadmill while I process signal data and write reports?
It is what it is man. My job actually does have me doing field testing and handling metal in the shop and running around an electronic lab too (hardware startup), but if I didn't supplement that with boxing, lifting, and watching my diet I'd turn into a blob

>>211949886
>two entire eggs
are you 2 feet tall?

>>211950007
Youre a faggot no one cares about your shitty dead end job

>>211949968
Go to Africa yourself and see what your noble hunter gatherer niggers do with 80% of their time if there isn't a hunting kill to process or if it's not coconut season, you terminally-online faggot.

>>211950042
I make six figures and have preferred stock in the company, seethe more you absolute faggot

>>211950042
stop trying to bait these white collar faggots into talking aobut how rich they are. hell probably talk about his 150k a year salary with his vesting stock options like everyone on 4chan

>>211950170
Sometimes I do wonder what you NEET losers would think if you actually knew some of the types of people that come here and post here sometimes
Oldfags are 40 now. You can never leave.

>>211950252
yes we know, youre all rich white collar tech workers.

>>211949683
I'm saying this as someone who has done rolling fasts and keto and successfully dropped 80lbs. You can work at a faster pace while on carbs. Fats and ketones burn dirtier and you have to exhaust the byproducts through your lungs. They don't exhaust as efficiently as CO2. Athletes carbo-load for a reason, they even carry "energy" bars and blocks for quick carb sources.

The energy spike and crash is just your body overreacting with it's insulin response.

>>211934030
Put fried chicken in the refrigerator overnight and try it for breakfast, it’s great. It congeals a little. Cold fried chicken is the best fried chicken
>t. non nig fried chicken enjoyer

>>211935025
tits or gtfo

>>211935248
est shit for breakfast, commie

>>211933937 (OP)
How else am I meant to crash into a meet my future wife if I don't walk around corners in a rush with just a piece of toast in my mouth?

>>211951341
kino

>>211947068
I can’t, my gun is in there

>>211935203
>does this fucking website only know of 3 different foods or something?
I mean
>fries
>dino nuggies
>bang's rootbeer
let me guess
you need more?

>>211953181
it's actually banq's rootbeer
unless you meant bang energy rootbeer

>>211951341
you can crash into her when you make a beeline to the wc and then you wet your pants in front of her

>>211934867
I miss Pepsi Max

>>211951081
>Cold fried chicken is the best fried chicken
I don't think I agree but I do see the appeal and I definitely eat it cold too. Although speaking of fried shit I need to get off my ass and make a tenderloin. It's been a while and I've got the urge real bad, even got some fresh lemons to add the zest to the cracker crumbs for breading and the lemon juice to spriz over the top after it's fried oh lord I'll be in my bunk

>>211933937 (OP)
TV shows like Parks and Rec and Stranger Things keep trying to push and normalize waffles, but everyone I know prefers the superior pancakes for breakfast.

>>211933937 (OP)
It's all a part of the jewish conditioning to break up the nuclear family

>>211948606
>CHILF - Child I'd like (to be the) Father (of)
thanks for clarifying that. the jury at your trial is gonna love that one

>>211933986
looks like a fairly small amount of breakfast for the average sized american?

>>211950297
It's true, some are, but some of us are also fucking losers lol. What we have in common is that we're all a little bit more worldly wise and mature. Believe me when I tell you pussy matters to you *much less* in your 40's than it does in your 20's.

>>211949086
>What other food can grow a whole-ass little animal out of it?
You're obnoxiously retarded kill yourself

>>211944256
French press works great, aeropress exists if you prefer stronger concentrations. Espresso machines are for coffee shops and Nespresso is for fags and stupid women

>>211935025
>Breakfast food is almost all disgusting
we get it, you are dead inside

>>211948635
this nigga is wordmaxxing look at this dude bruhhhh writing like some dead ass chatGPT bro it's not that cap FR huff that copium diddy

>>211948635
>t. fagmaxxing newfag

>>211949290
>oh, that is right. I am a stinky nigger that has to drown his deep fried food in pounds of salted spices to call it "cuisine".

>>211949968
lol lmao
These people never even invented irrigation or sewage systems because it is easier to defecate in the dirt outside of your hut and no idea what sanitation is. Please, do tell us of the hard working African man of the bush.

>>211933986
Americans microwave eggs, they're fucked.

>>211944456
Post picture of your kettle

>>211933986
Did you know europoors don't have air conditioning or ice machines?

>>211949968
The spreadsheet gazelles I take down with my excel spears provide much fatter meat.

>>211948781
>its probably not a natural way or good at all for the body to be eating that often.
source: muh feels
>>211948822
>>All those carbs
ketard
>>211937577
>Your body has a chance to heal when you fast
peak broscience
>>211940378
>Our bodies are designed for feast and famine
The absolute worst thing to base you nutrition on is the need to larp as a caveman. You weren't "designed" to endure starvation anymore than you were "designed" to deal with infection, retard. Just outright stupidity.
>>211949683
>this depends on the carb, but most carbs, just like sugar, give you the initial energy spike but come with a crash later on.
unironically describing insulin resistance as if its the normal state of human metabolsim and not a sickness (primarily bought about by excess cortisol and unsaturated fat consumption)

>>211955589
tf does she have Parkinson's or some shit

>>211935374
>only two time periods exist
>caveman era and the industrialization of america

Do Americans really drink orange while having a bowl of cereal? Or some citrus in general even? I see this presented in all of their cereal commercials.

>>211937522
I'm in Eastern Europe and I have 3 ACs lol

>>211960593
>You weren't "designed" to endure starvation
Starvation comes when you burn up all your fat supplies for energy, and that's exactly what we evolved to do.

>>211934111
I have a shake with one scoop of protein powder and one scoop of creatine. On workout days I add in a bowl of plain oatmeal.

>>211939045
>I understood that reference

>>211934539
I decided I was getting a bit fluffy so I’ve been doing one meal a day for the last couple of months, it’s the easiest way to shed fat so long as you have the modicum of willpower required to block out the hunger. Down 6kg so far. My lifts haven’t suffered too badly, bench has come off a bit. I will say that I get pretty wiped out by high volume compounds though, lack of sugar in the bloodstream makes those difficult.

>>211960826
>dying comes when your immune system can no longer stave off pathogens, which is exactly what we evolved to do

>>211933937 (OP)
Breakfast is the worst meal of the day. When I wake up with a dry mouth and an upset stomach, I don't want to eat greasy, fried shit like that. Just give me a cup of tea and some oatmeal.

>>211937038
malnourished

>>211933937 (OP)
Most of that food is for the 7 BBCs that are coming over for brunch

>>211934162
You realize things like pancakes and waffles are European right?

>>211944256
well done anon
its realy not difficult

>>211960678
OJ usually is for after the cereal. It's drunk for energy and vitamin C.

>>211960678
Maybe if it was cereal without milk but thats lame

>>211960999
This isn't a good thing to do if you have bad kidney health or outright pre or full diabeetus, however.

>>211963189
We don't have the TV license in America, we just get Who broadcast here for no one to watch.

>>211960438
>Americans get their ice out of a machine they were scammed into buying (renting) instead of freezing or buying ice
Are they really that retarded?

>>211955589
What? Pancakes only advantage is that they are simpler.
Waffles are pancakes with more texture, and convenient spaces for toppings.

>>211963629
Following up a bowl of milk with a glass of orange juice is weird palette wise. I can understand a company that sells unhealthy cereal trying to mask that by saying
>it's PART of a complete breakfast
but for consumers to buy into that mean shows retardation on their part.

And now you guys have cereal that's meant to be eaten WITH orange juice. That's a shit load of carbs

>>211960622
She has cerebral palsy. That video is 13 years old. She got married and has a child.

My worthless single mother wouldn't get her ass out of bed until noon and we were lucky if she'd make us hamburger helper sometime around 10pm

>>211933937 (OP)
It is pretty amusing how the mom wakes up very early to make all that slop and the husband and kids are all in a hurry to get to work/school so they don't eat anything, really funny

But seriously do Americans really eat all this shit for breakfast? No wonder they're fat as fuck and shart all the time

I'm an absolute beast. Every morning I do 10 weetbix. No milk, I just crack 3 or 4 eggs into the bowl and go to town.

>>211933937 (OP)
I want a cute American wife in Texas who would make me a nice American breakfast.

>>211965348
>she'd make us hamburger helper
Euro here, what's that?

>>211965786
>in Texas
Hot women are throwing themselves at you but I bet you have a hundred reasons why you're avoiding them.

>>211965967
You don't have google in Europe?

>>211966085
No, the EU recently shut it down.

>>211963667
Fasting can reverse type 2 diabeetus thoughbeit.

>>211965967
Dry food that you heat up with water that you're suppose to pair with ground beef. Usually pasta or parboiled rice with a flavor/cheese packet.

>>211966060
only steers and queers come from texas.

>>211933986
>>211934162
>the sheer amount of american seethe caused by these 2 posts
Lmao. Business as usual.

>>211964332
wait a sec
the mascot is an orange
and it's having orange juice
isn't that cannibalism?

>>211934162
Wait wtf. I just looked it up. Pancakes are actually a type of cake.

>>211959601
>>211944256
Try a moka pot. It's like a poorman's espresso machine.

>>211965967
>>211966149
It's also genuinely disgusting.

>>211960593
Yes please, keep eating thousands of calories of grain paste slathered in sugar. It's good for you, you need all that "energy" for your late night gaming sessions bro, you're totally burning those 4000 calories a day (plus all those coca colas and energy drinks!)
>unsaturated fat consumption
Right and where do we find unsaturated i.e. vegetable fats? In goyslop.

Holy shit you're so dumb, never ever talk about nutrition again.

>>211934423
For fun

>>211966239
It's more like drinking your own piss

>>211936865
all that does is make me hungrier

>>211934162
I will never blame Americans for this. Their voltage is like ~110 or something meaning it takes AGES to boil water in an electric kettle and most of them don't have proper gas stoves either so their electric heater on classic kettle also takes ages.

Microwaved water is quick which is what they need for a quick morning coffee, I get it and I would probably also do it if I were American, I would be sad about it, but I get it.

It's similar to us having 50hz shitty ps1/N64 consoles back in the day because of our electricity being different from theirs.

>>211966916
>Their voltage is like ~110 or something meaning it takes AGES to boil water
This is bullshit these days. Modern electric kettles work fine, and aren't expensive.

An 800-900 calorie breakfast is ideal.

I literally calculate the cheapest calories per $ and buy them at bulk when they are at sale and then ration them over time.

Like literally eating stale bread, drink only water or like a bag of peanuts when it's on sale. I'm usually skinny but when I am somewhere where I'm offered (free) food I will eat an insane amount and even try to sneak some food home. I'm currently overweight though because I keep raiding the office kitchen during breaks, knowing I won't have to buy food for myself and I can cut calories in the future when they inevitably lock the cabinets or someone complains and won't starve because I have a fat reservoir now.

I have a big breakfast about three hours after I wake up, usually after my workout. Slab of breakfast bake with eggs, cheese, cottage cheese, tomatoes, potatoes, and sausage in it

>>211967293
>breakfast about three hours after I wake up,
That's called lunch, nigga.

>>211967384
I wake up at 6 on weekdays

>>211935025
This. Amerifats are scum.

>>211934111
It depends on if I'm working out or not.
If I am, I eat two protein waffles (usually paleo protein waffles but I had to cheap out for financial reasons so I just got some kodiak) with a 4 oz slize of Finnish bread cheese (a dense cheese made from pure colostrum that is extremely rich in protein, calcium, and cholesterol) with golden syrup drizzled on top and a pea protein shake.
If not, I just have some whole milk Icelandic yogurt with honey, chia seeds, and granola in it, or if I'm really in a hurry I just eat a magic waffle (a waffle with custard or chocolate pudding stuffed inside, yes haha Amerilard very funni).

>>211951081
For me, it's double-fried and sauced Korean fried chicken. Shit is unbeatable for breakfast or lunch the next day.

>>211935025
Kind of agree, I never ate breakfast from when high school ended until I got to the French Foreign Legion last summer where you REALLY need to eat that crusty little baguette with butter and jam/honey in the morning with some coffee or else you're fucked. Ever since I've been eating breakfast again, and since I started working out I really need the extra fat and protein to get back into shape.

How rich are the people in the thread? How can you guys afford all of these high quality breakfasts?

>>211935230
Watch any sitcom from 40 years ago, I've been watching picrel every night for about a month and all the fantastic food in this show makes me hungry right before bed.

>>211943442
Nice.
Have you ever tried savory oatmeal with butter and salt/pepper? It's surprisingly great for a nice midnight snack.

>>211944184
Are you actually an Eastern Euro that came over after the fall of communism in the 90s?
>those dancing girls were nice people and not evil like in the movies
Theyre evil now, some of the evilest as a matter of fact.

>>211944456
>in between rooting for inbred muslims to rape their daughters
Post hand and/or nose

>>211934539
I tried this and developed horrible strong migraines. be careful.
what the intermittent fagots don't tell you is that you're supposed to drink mineral salt water all day long. basically chicken soups without the chicken.
I developed severe migraines from fasting. be careful.

>make toast
>put toast on plate
>toast cools in <30 seconds

why. i want warm toast ;_;

I like that news is saying "obesity falling for the first time in developed countries!" and then pretend it's because of ozempic instead of poverty and food being fucking expensive.

>>211933937 (OP)
No one ever posts real examples. It's always the same reddit meme with nothing to support it.

>>211967944
>How can you guys afford all of these high quality breakfasts?
Most of us are either richfags with a lot of time on our hands or neets/freeters that live with their parents

>>211935025
coffee is just a stimulant, and i won't begrudge anyone for having it with milk, even some cocoa powder to make it nicer (milk is sweet enough, no need for added sugar).

American waffles and pancakes and shit, i simply don't understand. now in my 30s, anything that's sweet and sugary makes me feel tired. if i have anything you'd consider a 'dessert', an hour later i need to lie down.

>>211949311
Good. I have full coverage paid for by my employer

I can't afford more than one meal a day anymore. I'm also "vegan" now. No, not by choice. Living in a "first world western country" as well, not that that means anything anymore in 2025.

>>211968315
Like I said, watch any old sitcom.

>>211968473
Such as?

>>211968493
Who's The Boss
Mr. Belvedere
Benson
Diff'rent Strokes
Newhart/Bob Newhart Show
Facts Of Life
Basically any family sitcom from the 60s to the 90s had this trope, along with some others.

>>211968385
i've gone 'vegan' just a random challenge. honestly it sucks and i'm glad i don't have the PRINCIPLES that vegans do, but it's made me appreciate balanced food more.

just make sure all meals are protein + veg + carbs. honestly i could live if the only protein in existence was chicken breast, but you can make a big pot of tarka dal if you want to eat for pennies. don't know why vegans waste money on 'chycken' and 'tofurgers' and shit.

>>211968656
>Who's The Boss
I see a poor family eating a sandwich while cutting out coupons.
And really everything you posted has to do with showing wealth disparity. They added elaborate displays to flesh out the story.

>>211968759
>I see a poor family eating a sandwich while cutting out coupons.
Yes, while the richfags he works for eat awesome meals courtesy of him 24/7.
>everything you posted has to do with showing wealth disparity.
Yup, it's almost like it's a shitty reddit meme posted by a Milennial that has never watched these shows since childhood that is completely missing the context for said meme meals.

>>211968869
I accept your concession.

>>211966192
and bubba, i ain't see no horns on you

>>211968085
>oatmeal with butter and salt/pepper?

>>211969529
I know it sounds demonic, but one night in winter when I lived in Minnesota I was hungry and had jack shit else to eat, and so I pit two and two together and it was excellent.
The trick is using milk instead of water for the oats.

>>211969571
>I lived in Minnesota
opinion discarded

>>211934162
you ever waited for a 110V kettle to do anything?

>>211949427
>What has Europe accomplished in the past 25 years besides the Large Hadron Collider?
small social democrat countries having a better GDP per capita than you.

>>211969605
I was born in Arizona and am back here now.

>>211969633
>I was born in Arizona
even worse

>>211969571
>I was hungry and had jack shit else to eat
They say hunger is the best spice

>>211966498
This post is nothing but impotent seething and splurting dimwit cliches at me
>you need all that "energy" for your late night gaming sessions bro
You live in a culture where people think it's healthy to go on mile long runs without eating, all while shitting themselves and developing wrinkled faces at 25
>In goyslop.
It's absolutely ubiquitous you dumb fuck. There's been a campaign for decades to attack saturated fat and replace it with "heart healthy oils" for decades now. Just TRY to find food without polyunsaturated fat in it and see how easy that is.

>>211967944
You save a lot of money by doing one meal a day. I have a steak and lobster dinner everyday.

>>211968246
>put fresh toast in mouth
>run
>huffing and puffing keeps it warm
>turn corner
>chance to bump into future wife

>>211968709
Most vegans are actually just anorexics using it to hide their eating disorder. Other vegans just have mental illness.

>>211969629
How is that an accomplishment? If the US got rid of all the illegal immigrants and their anchor babies, they'd be in the top 3.

>>211969671
Sorry Califag, I go to extremes.
>>211969837
>You live in a culture where people think it's healthy to go on mile long runs without eating
Please shut the fuck up and stop speaking on behalf of our country.
>There's been a campaign for decades to attack saturated fat and replace it with "heart healthy oils" for decades now.
Here yes, because we're a bunch of fat fucking retards who think second-guessing what our agribusiness overlords pump into us is communism. In Europe it's been a settled matter for decades and the difference is night and day.

>>211970093
>Please shut the fuck up and stop speaking on behalf of our country.
This applies to most of the western world, retard, especially the anglosphere.
Pull your patriotard ego out for a second

>>211970093
>Califag
you wish

>>211970000
>If the US got rid of all the illegal immigrants and their anchor babies, they'd be in the top 3.
You can not say that while comparing to European countries though. If Europe didn't have mass immigrants leeching welfare en-masse the GDP would be at least doubled if not tripled.

>>211935074
japs do this

>>211970207
>Iowa
Fair, you're an exceptionally comfy state.
>>211970147
>This applies to most of the western world
Not at all, Mainland Europe is the healthiest area on the planet while East Asians are far healthier than Americans as well.
>especially the anglosphere.
1. That's largely due to American cultural influence and
2. Even then they're still as or more healthy than us
>Pull your patriotard ego out for a second
You're the one shitting on the Euro in the thread for going outside

>>211970093
>who think second-guessing what our agribusiness overlords pump into us is communism.
nobody thinks this

>>211970284
>implying rapefugees are allowed to mass immigrate to those tax shelter countries
>ignoring the fact that the mass illegal immigration into the USA has been going on for a lot longer
>ignoring the fact that Europe is still majority white while the USA is no longer majority white

>>211970432
>Not at all, Mainland Europe
True
>The French paradox [This is the term they use when they won't admit they're just wrong] is an apparently paradoxical epidemiological observation that French people have a relatively low incidence of coronary heart disease (CHD), while having a diet relatively rich in saturated fats,
>You're the one shitting on the Euro in the thread for going outside
not him, bro

>>211970472
Bro I'm from Luxembourg (the one in third place) It's mohammedan here. I was the only white kid in class growing up in the 1990s.

>>211970456
>nobody thinks this
NIgger I just watched an episode of KoTH last night from the 00s that was all about the townspeople sperging out over trans fat bans, which was 100% a huge deal back then.
You still see it today with people here arguing they have the "freedom" to eat awful shit that's not fit for human consumption in any other country, and why stuff like junk food taxes geet shot down. hell, you even see it on the left with welfare types arguing it's "racist" to exclude junk food from food stamps.

>>211970628
american hands
shameless

>>211939045
solid 10/10

>>211970456
>nobody thinks this
Nigger I just watched an episode of KoTH last night from the 00s that was all about the townspeople sperging out over trans fat bans, which was 100% a huge deal back then.
You still see it today with people here arguing they have the "freedom" to eat awful shit that's not fit for human consumption in any other country, and why stuff like junk food taxes get shot down to hell anywhere they're tried. Hell, you even see it on the left with welfare types arguing it's "racist" to exclude junk food from food stamps.

>>211970628
post in a fucking flag board within the next 10 minutes and link to my post or else larp

>>211970737
>tv is real life
not off to a great start with this sperg-out

>>211970628
>Due to its reputation for secrecy, it has become an attractive location for individuals and businesses to hold assets for tax avoidance and tax evasion purposes.

Even if you don't count the French, Italians, or Portuguese as white Europeans, the country is still majority white. Muslim countries aren't even listed in pic related, unless the google ai is just being retarded.

>>211970852
germany needs to annex luxembourg NOW

>>211970832
>>tv is real life
None of those sitcoms ever would have made episodes on such a subject if it weren't a massive debate/public issue. And again, I was actually alive in the 00s and remember Trans Fat debates/advertisements being everywhere as a kid.

>>211970946
Fun fact. When the AHA (Jewmerican Heart Association) started pushing margarine and veggie oils being healthy, there was an MSG scare.

To this day there are American people that are deathly afraid of MSG, but they make no connection with the rise of diabetes and obesity with veggie oils.

>>211935025
>if you can't function in the morning off of just coffee/tea and a pastry
Pastry? Are you some kind of obese faggot? You don't eat dessert for breakfast.

>>211968376
i hope you never get sick. The nano second this happens your employer will fire you.
Seen this shit happens too many times for you to give us this argument.

>>211964001
idk the fluffy texture of a pancake makes it massively different. im a french toast guy personally

>>211971193
>To this day there are American people that are deathly afraid of MSG
I'm incredibly grateful that I had based parents that knew about all this shit early on because it's hilarious how much this meme is still a thing. The only person my age I know irl that doesn't fall for the Chinese Restaurant Syndrome meme is a richfag that travels all the time and was educated at Brophy (Arizona's top prep school).

>>211965348
my mom didn't cook really either except ironically hamburger helper which I hated, difference here was she worked a lot and my dad was the primary family cook

>>211971376
>this shit happens too many times for you to give us this argument
100% this, Dad worked in construction when he was younger and literally got his hand smashed by a sledgehammer and kept working because of this.

>>211971376
>The nano second you get sick your employer will fire you
you people live in a fucking fantasy world kek

>>211966916
>tfw american with gas stove

>>211968385
what are you some kind of city slicker? can't move somewhere cheaper?

>>211971376
>>211971527
Now that we have AI, jobsites will have AI powered cameras to fire you before you even hit the ground when you fall off a ladder.

>>211968385
absolutely kino my friend, i remember when i was in college and forced into veganism, the constant calculations i had to make to make sure i spent my money efficiently enough that i got enough calories (oil) and enough nutrients (legumes, potatoes and onions) were invigorating to the mind, but i wouldn't want to live like that for long.
if you can post some proofs that you're a struggling poorfag and some way for me to anonymously give you moneys, i'll send you 50 bucks. i think patreon works for that. but i better find your proofs convincing because i'm not exactly a richfag either.