Ellie won edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Disability challenge today
-- Sam has announced they're in legal trouble from the town, they might have to relocate "in a big box," Jet promises minimal downtime, says "we're down to go to jail" but not on day 12
-- "Things are gonna get rocky"
-- Today's arrivals: Letty, Ricky Berwick, Bam Margera, Stickermule Sauceboy
-- The Seth you grew up with no longer exists. There is only Wigger Jerry now. All nontent niggas should be assigned roles like this
-- Aryeh said he might quit over the Spongebob subreddit controversy, so he's refusing to believe it
-- Aryeh sucked on Ricky's toes
-- Bam awarded Nina $1,000 for doing the best painting of Freddy
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>>211934682
can the 4chanX FAGGOT fix the extension so that i keep the text even after accidentally closing the post box?
building an actually good season plot twist
They gave direnc fat so she couldnโt win
Cloopy
https://soundcloud.com/bretniey/drops-of-jupiter-cover
how would you win this as a fat?
This disability challenge is worse than S1. Started strong but couldn't keep it up.
>lets go skating while the blind girl stands in the middle of the room, what could go wrong?
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Seth's turn with letty! All my niggas get some letty!
all arye needs to do is get on all fours again fat retard fuck
>Aryeh (fat bald guy) faking retardation
that's literally just Andy Ditch
>daniel stats yelling
>crowd goes wild
>>211936154eat a lot and keep talking about going on a diet soon
>>211936143It's only good if you didn't watch the end of last season.
>>211936154Eat until you puke and keep eating
>>211936174he's deaf he doesn't know she's there
btw them getting in legal trouble is not a bit and they have charges pending against them
SUFFAH WIGGERS
Is that Ricky's girlfriend? He's mean to her
So did Letty fill the hole that Angie left and save the show?
>>211936154don't even try. just grab some food, sit down and watch everyone pretend to be retarded. it's a free pass to be nontent.
I had two mcdoubles a diet coke and 6 miller lites today for my calories. I think I won.
the thought of ellie being groomed... makes me hard
>>211936179and bam was never seen again
This show is ass for real
Freddy's doing the best deaf they've ever had, but deaf is still boring. should've done simbal's brother again.
>they gave seth a trampstamp
KEK
aryeh doesn't deserve to still be in the house compared to jin and angie
>do a bit
>we're going to le jail
>support us if you want it to keep going
>get gifted 100 fucking season passes instantly
this fanbase is genuinely entirely autstic
>>211936190the danjak shit is so funny
>>211936199is this from conner? he was bitching about police reports/body cams earlier.
>>211936199Criminal charges for fucking what? Noise? America hahahaha
>>211936154eat, mention youre on a diet, ask others for mobility assistance, breathe annoyingly heavy, other fatty shit
its definitely one of the harder ones
>>211936153>expanding beyond brat slopHow do we feel about this bretsties?
>>211936199Post the charges then.
>>211936190why is he sperging at letty (other than the obvious reason that hes insane)
Fortunately, climate change is just a Chinese hoax, otherwise we would really have to worry about it
>>211936199charges? what did they do that's illegal?
Arye is unironically evil.
He's narcissistic, spiteful and wretched.
He would rape if he wasn't lacking co ordination
>>211936202the jeet was funny durin this
Time until she complains about being groped?
>>211936154Take over B3 and do a Rachel impression with head banging and everything
I hope they switch them around again
Easily the worst disability challenge lol
>>211936183holy shit andy ditch as freeeloader please
make the fish clean his diaper
So only Seth, Daniel, and Freddy are actually trying?
they're going to outcast house
>arye trying to get ellie to touch him by accident
>>211936104 (OP)Ellie reminds me of somebody. Think it's the little boy from Shoplifters. Or that one Matsuoka Shozu clip. It's been bothering me for ages but I can't pinpoint it.
>>211936242She called him a miserable fag to his face in the confessional
why did ellie almost just puke? wtf was that
when did this retard undress
give the 3k to simbal
these retards don't know how to be retards
Hurry up and post the fucking Luke body cam.
>>211936154Go to Rachel's room and start reciting the shit she used to say. Demand production come up to talk to you and give you a job
>>211936154>>211936194Yeah you gotta go full Se7en gluttony mode and puke and then eat more and puke, etc.
Where's the Luke bodycam footage dude.
>>211936237That anon is a retard.
ricky berwicks bare jiggling ass
>aryeh just using this as an excuse to press his boundaries with ellie
>>211936202this mogs vance btw
Haha I would accidently fall onto Ellie if I was Jerry and grope her ass haha
>Thinks he's being based and redpilled for supporting Israel
i think this is a mistake
>>211936190That's all ppl want really they want a jon 2.0 wetard who tard rages even if its hammed up
Did the show recover from the nontent?
Direnc really let herself goโฆ.
>>211936154The key to acting fat is not related to food. You need to be exceptionally lazy and continuously ask other people to "do you a favour" and then complain at them about your life
Why is there a cybertruck in the garage?
>>211936199Ben was arrested, mugshot incoming
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Freddy got a thing for Guy Fieri lookalikes
PEAK '''MAKE CONTENT''' HOURS
100% sex tonight lads turn in after dark!
the pink hair chick is mad cute
>>211936337no. if you are a letty fan she is there so you can pretend the show is saved from her standing in the background
>>211936329stickermule ceo is from maralago did you expect different? who do you think is funding this?
>>211936288>escaped prisoner convinces cop he's a jogger
>Fishtank contestants IQ estimates.
Direnc is 85-95, she is obviously not particularly intelligent but she is functional.
Freddy is probably about 80-90, he seems like he has no working memory and probably below average processing speed. Everything else is also probably below average, he has no critical thinking skills.
Ellie is between 95-110, she's not talkative, so its hard to gauge. Her sort of more in-depth understanding of politics than Aryeh might indicate a 120 IQ on the very high end. Apparently she has a 4.0 GPA
Aryeh probably has a 120-140 Verbal IQ but an overall IQ in the average to high average range due to deficits in his non-verbal intelligence He is obviously able to think conceptually which is a sign of higher fluid intelligence. So probably around 90-110. He is obviously less intelligent than Dylann Roof who had a verbal IQ of 146 and an overall IQ of 125, Roof was also autistic.
Jerry is 100-110, just sort of an average guy with good instincts but some irrational views which he holds just because they feel good.
Daniel is so hard to gauge because of his autism, despite probably having deficits he does have something going on in his head. I'll just say 90-100 overall.
Jin probably has an IQ above 110 but not greater than 130, probably in the 110-120
Angie is probably above 105 to about 120
Letty is definitely above 115, probably in the 120-140 range.
>>211936357>>211936362i love my mommy and daddy
>>211936352Faggotmule are rw twitter
>>211936352 Elon fan boys
>>211936337No, the announcement is that the show will likely be getting worse very soon.
>>211936202>1 season later>i am forgotten
Dan doing "loud=funny" but it's actually kinda working
Dan is quite cringe desu
Atleast he's trying but it's still quite bad
whos that bitch in hallway downstairs
>>211936383this shouldnt have been a kek but it was
>Daniel gets told to yell
>He yells
>>211936154Being genuinely intelligent, funny, and making content. Maybe an Arty Lange type. Few fat people have this though.
Cawwie checking her watch. She wants to leave and get Ricky out of there
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>>211936394i miss season 3 so much
>ricky's handler playing into ricky being in daniel's head
lol
>>211936394the uniwerse is vatching
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>Freddie coming to the bell
HE LOST
>>211936403The only reason this was good was because production gave him direct instructions for the whole challenge
More holes for the faggot to patch.
>>211936430they are so simple and easily swayed
who's the woman with the dyed hair
I fall asleep for like 20 minutes and there's some pink haired chick now? Who that?
>>211936288bodycam footage? where
>>211936372theyโve recovered from the piss play. Itโs happening
Did s2 have a disability challenge? I only watched powtank
They need to make Daniel permanently schizo like they did with Jerry
daniel is better at being schizo than being normal
>>211936387Direnc didn't fall for the retarded rock paper scissors trick in the cell.
Therefore she is smarter than Areh putting at her at 130+
>>211936387Direnc was probably originally 110 before the teenage alcoholism
Then she got nerfed about 15 from to soaking her brain in booze during critical developmental years
>>211936417ricky's girlfriend (he used to have a hotter one)
https://youtu.be/jH9MS690oyA
Simbal is a professional actor so it was a bit unfair
>>211936465Carly
Ricky gf
okay arye good bit
daniel is being a little experimental with his ideas and execution, getting meta
>>211936179Bam came back?
Post the Luke footage faggot.
>>211936458ILL KICK A FUCKING HOLE IN YOUR HEAD
>>211936458did they ever have him patch one like they threatened?
>>211936486Same with Jerry
>>211936477Hes actually enjoyable to watch when he plays a character wtf.
>>211936480I donโt remember one
>>211936373How much does Ricky pay his cousin to be his caretaker?
>>211936211Like you wouldn't fucking believe. Fishtank NEEDS some themeing.
>>211936478real french heads know they made up about two hours after the piss play
Daniel is funny when given instructions, otherwise he just sucks
>>211936387if direnc is 85-95 i've misunderstood the IQ scale, i thought 100 was dead average
>t. 131 clinically tested
>pull out all the stops, guest appearances, letty, legal troubles
>TTS and threads both back to a snails pace after like an hour
kek
Boil the cripple alive, it needs to die
why are they blocking my anti israel tts
I'm not even sure the police reports and bodycam footage are real. Unless the guy was sitting on them, how did he get them within an hour of the announcement? Local governments are not known for their speed and efficiency in processing documents, let alone bodycam footage releases. If he was sitting on them, why did he wait for production to announce the legal issues before dropping them? It seems fishy to me
they should get Daniel drunk and then do the schizo character
>>211936477I said so. I told everyone recently. Invest.
Did anyone listen? Did anyone profit with me?
Fucking listen to me next time. I know what I'm talking about.
>>211936136Works fine on my browser (brave)
>>211936513They tried but he started eating the paste and it became a health hazard
>>211936524It seriously seems that 70% of the audience hates theming, it's fucking crazy.
>>211936202Binx sucked as schizo. Jobe and Simbal were the most entertaining for the S3 disability challenge.
Simbal was one of the most compelling figures reality tv history, an all around decent guy cursed with Dravidic mannerisms and complexion, passionate and driven in his desire to win and create cinema, his pride at odds with itself, a lion.
they need to get rid of deaf, freddy's doing better than anyone else has but he's just sorta there. deaf will never win because the others are more bombastic. fat too honestly
seth is putting everything into his bit but no one pays attention to him to notice lol
its cute how hard freddy is trying to be a good deaf guy
>>211936554feels like this is the hardest he's tried all season
>Jerry is actually dying its not a bit
>>211936565simbal was a good fish, unironically
Oh yeah Ellie is here too
Why isn't Drench doing anything?
>>211936565Above all else: an artist (pronounced autist).
>>211936572this lol he's doing really good but daniel's got this one
Ellie's bombing the blind bit, I see.
Jerry deserves the win and Aryeh deserves a bullet.
>>211936598Sheโs fat. Fat people donโt do much.
>>211936508Yeah then Jet said the word prison and he sprinted out of the house
>>211936533You think Direnc is more intelligent than average? She clearly has lesser ability to think conceptually and relatively primitive problem solving skills, but not so much that she's retarded. She's probably just slightly below average, which would be around 85-95.
What the fuck is this? I just see a bunch of 4channers yelling at each ither
>>211936597>ellie you are blind, sit tight we will get you a stick>never comes up with the stickjet is a fucking retard
this is better than vance's schizo act
argue with the wall
>give 30 fishbucks to schizophrenic challenge
>>211936598because she got the worst pull when they were handing out challenges
Daniel punched a hole in the wall where Ricky made him draw
>>211936597>>211936598they're blind and fat they can't really do much
>>211936570The diet coke is a good touch for a fat.
Dan just runs out of battery sometimes
>>211936598Her disability is obese, so she is actually doing it perfectly its like being Rachel
they never gave ellie the blind cane thing.
>>211936602daniel isn't even doing a good job
>challenge during the disability challenge
you better fucking do it wiggers
>>211936565Simbal is my top fish along with Jon
>>211936615She should just start raiding the fridge and brapping all over the house
>>211936580he's doing really well but deaf is boring compared to the others
>>211936598it's impossible to win as fat and she's being lazy because fat people are lazy
Ellie was groomed live int he fishtank house
>>211936487>Reddit stripper About 100 sounds right
is this going to last multiple days like s1?
>>211936598Sheโs coddled nontent
jerry wins because dan is just redoing vance's performance as a cheap imitator
best so far
Daniel
Freddy
Aryeh
ellie
direcn
>>211936492She's a Turkroach, she clearly has poor genes, and to even be in that situation to begin with would indicate lower than average IQ.
>>211936438>>211936493>ricky has a girlfriendNo, seriously - what's your excuse?
ellie's weakness is vomiting sounds hint for sfx
>seth coughing and fake puking is enough to make ellie gag and almost puke
this is her weakness
>>211936652Can confirm; I am fat. She's winning.
>>211936635If I was on the tank and I got "blind" I'd be getting on a skateboard for the first time and dropping in with my eyes closed saying how I'm going to the Special X Games with the other retards. And then I would TAKE ELLIE'S VIRGINITY.
>>211936575i love shots like this
Disability challenge should be a staple challenge every season, even Daniel gets to shine
>>211936654Ellie with me on the bed in a couple of months
>>211936633fat's a good pull, but her and mizzy sucked at it... you just have to make fun of fat people, not actually act like a normal fat person.
>his handler getting him out
why is fred sad? no beer?
>>211936626out of the two seasons they've done this, schizo won once
>>211936662Except Danielโs is actually funny and nothing in s1 was funny
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>>211936565welcome to the jungle
The interesting thing today is that Arye has pivoted to being a full blown incel simp for Ellie - meaning da wrench has lost control of her gollem. The fact that he started gaining minimal attention and physical contact from a 10/10 asian princess means he's 100% under her control
>>211936678Itโs his cousin
>>211936528Letty is not high IQ lol. BPD people don't consciously think about manipulating people. It's behavior that they've been pavlovd into doing. Just like how babies or dogs can learn to cry for attention/food. There's nothing intelligent about anything Letty has ever done.
Freddy simps are doing the disability challenge IRL.
>>211936671High IQ people can make bad decisions and act stupid.
There's talk on the police scanners about the house
>>211936387I know you're the same angiefag just by inflating her score by 15-30 points
>>211936654She did this because she thought the hot sauce was Luke btw
>another reddit challenge
we want poopoo peepee house
I can't watch this anymore. The disgusting freak midget is legit grossing me out and making me dry heave. Someone @ me on twitter when he's gone. Thanks.
>>211936708>BPD people don't consciously think about manipulating people. It's behavior that they've been pavlovd into doing.this (most of the time)
>>211936645I think he is. it's better than binx, and vance's was a bit overrated
aryeh keeps touching direnc's fake fat stomach
the vomit sounds are ellies weakness
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>Daniel starts yelling
KINO ARC DAN W KINO ARC DAN W KINO ARC DAN W KINO ARC DAN W KINO ARC DAN W KINO ARC DAN W KINO ARC DAN W KINO ARC DAN W KINO ARC DAN W KINO ARC DAN W
Daniel is too retarded to suspend belief that Ellie is blind lel
>>211936708Keep seething baby
>>211936439She's just totally lacks common sense from being sheltered and staying inside and online throughout her development stages.
>>211936722we just had the most pee pee out of any season
>>211936736vance's was extremely overrated
>>211936288luke put on some pounds
>Daniel waping a blinded Ellie
lol i forgot ellie is deaf in an ear. this is probably so fucked for her
>open stream
>fat retard is singing
>close stream
>>211936671she's an ottoman rape baby
probably like 50% greek slave 25% arab 25% anatolian basal stock
>>211936680>>211936681lmao was that why she was acting all weird? fuck yeah
so what disability are supposed to be each. i was doing groceries
>>211936618i think she's obviously ditzy, but as someone who has to interact with a lot of "Normal" people every day, the average person is so much more retarded than i'd ever could've imagined before getting into this field. i'd put her right at 100-105, maybe a smidge lower depending on how recently she's fried her brain with crack. 85 feels like a major lowball to me.
does the pink haired girl have sex with the homonculus
>>211936725Watch the Trish stream. She is avoiding him
>>211936743>Jon = Daniel>Mauro = Aryeh >Damiel = Jin
>ellie says she is deaf in 1 ear
>make her blind
>>211936743damiel top 5 fish all time
>>211936750How did this much piss even get in there, didn't they all use the bathroom before going in?
>>211936747It's not a seethe. You have no life experience and dont understand how people operate, and you choose to simp for people with the same depth as dogs and babies.
How would you win on every role ?
>fat retard
be the most disgusting glutton, eating until vomiting, breathing heavy, constantly talking about how you're on a diet and how unhealthy all this food is while engorging your face
>schizo
comes down to how well you can do hand movements and talking to yourself as if you're literally speaking to a person who isnt there, who is telling you to do things, the walls, inside people, etc
>retard
just become a full sperg, incoherant, retard rage, tantrums, etc. easiest one to win
>paraplegic
>blind
not really funny
idk
>deaf
most difficult one to win
have to nail the deaf person retard voice and interact well with the other retards
c'mon daniel no good can come of this
>>211936766It's a bit. But is it?
>>211936708This isnโt letty luckily
>>211936687it is already, they've done it in every season except 2
>>211936779Yes. What's your excuse, incel?
>>211936716Perhaps I am being a bit generous there, but isn't she a university graduate? Yeah I think 90-110, maybe 90-105, is more accurate. Probably went to some community college.
>>211936788self glaze is crazy
>daniel breaking the wall again
good reoccurring bit. he should do it more often
>>211936791Beer deliveries can make a nigga piss. I think freddy went like 3 or 4 times on his own before the dump.
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wtf are these why do i have these
>>211936295Klaus is a tranime avatarpostting pedophile
>>211936104 (OP)>me looking at lettys nudes and her unkempt pubic areayeah alright why not
also seriously what does pussy feel like on your cock?
>>211936199Why do these retards continue to use real homes for this show and not just building sets in a warehouse?
im a genius. ill make a local booru for my fishtank pics
>>211936801if the schizo just yells then he wins
>>211936637>Gator Squats are so terrible it buck breaks Cole and makes him ragequit the show days later>Binx and Payton do it and keep tombstoning each other while laughingKWAB Cole is.
>>211936801for retard i would just act exactly like the person i like the least in the house
you can just poke holes in american homes with your finger
americans are retarded
>>211936750how did they clean this up
>>211936828wtf is she suppose to do? josie got this and just sat there and shilled her tshirt for immunity.
>>211936801Schizos never do any sacred geometry on the walls and they need to
>>211936304>>211936309You gotta send a FOIA request for it
Imagine getting mogged by fucking DANIEL of all people
>>211936838like your hand but wet and stretchier
>>211936851Back to work Jet
>>211936838Bro have some respect for yourself. Her pussy looks like this.
keemstar confirmed freeloader
Hey faggot, post the Luke bodycam
>>211936851>You're acting like Cole... STOP... We didn't dislike cole... we did not dislike cole..... but STOPSo.. he's acting like cole but you didn't dislike him?
>Stop shittesting produciton.
>>211936861>Every home in America is made exclusively of drywall.
>>211936693Sure, but it was just case of Simbal and his brother's story make that role ascend beyond other ones.
I would just prefer if everyone had to act like out schizophrenia, since it's so much easier to stand out
>>211936828she is doing the josie strat
>>211936239Her music has always been good her problem is not putting enough out.
Tell Ellie itโs the toilet but itโs actually my face she sits on
CHECK GARAGE DAN IS STEALING THE CYBERTRUCK
>>211936387You've wildly misjudged Direnc and it would be your downfall she's fairly witty. Daniel and Freddy are around 70 IQ
>>211936154I'd just go up to B3 and do my best Rachel impression
ellie is talking to herself in upstairs bathroom
>>211936891How is this not uploaded yet.
lol I think ricky actually hurt aryeh's feelings.
good.
>>211936882Her pussy is top tier, youโre insane
>>211936891Saving it for when the challenge is over. Be patient
>>211936828she needs to pick up a stick since they didnt give her one
>>211936888they're setting up a debate night for nick, alaska, keemstar, and aryeh
All of the sudden dan glazers are extremely astroturfed desu
>>211936834don't do it bro
Guys what tts is it that sound like solid snake?
>>211936888the wiggers probably pay them but keems accounts have tweeted about fishtank since s1
>>211936888that crypto shit
>>211936823I'd agree with 90-100
>>211936838depends on the pussy but wet and warm generally
Go watch HK2, they got uh...Maejok
>>211936480there was an "act like a retard" beef bell challenge at one point
Sorry Ben I do not give a fuck about your podcast buddy
>Ok so we're gonna re-use the S1 house
>With the money saved from not getting a new house are you gonna have any changes or additions? Maybe a new set of paint to add color?
>Uhhhhhh we'll add a stripe to each room I guess
the way to win being fat is homermaxxing
>>211936927he sucks but he's doing something for once. it's literally exactly what happened with vance
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>>211936927yeah hes not making me laugh at all i dont get it
>>211936915Aryeh was being a fucking weirdo with him, I don't blame Ricky
Hong Kong 2 sucks COCK. Chris is excruciatingly inarticulate, and everything Ben says is wrong and he mostly just talks about eating McDonalds lol
>>211936915he is unironically furious at how much attention ricky is getting
seth or freddy should win this
>>211936838like a warm banana peel
i wanna get head from ricky idc
Seth and Daniel are the funniest ones so they're in the lead
>Ellie didn't get a cane
She's nontent but your girl got fucked today, Elliesimps
anyone save ellies yelp? istg my dick twitched hard as fuck when i heard it
>>211936971you mean jerry? you cocksucking faggot
>>211936927I've been here since day 1.
The more you seethe the more I laugh
>>211936486>>211936520i predicted this
normal people LARP at being themselves
daniel doesn't LARP at being daniel, a lot of autistic people have this problem and need some kind of persona to do anything
could this challenge be the first daniel W in history?
>>211936851that's the Paytondriver. it's her finisher.
>>211936801>>211936870>>211936893schizo is the easiest for anyone with a little bit of rabbit hole diving but also the easiest to be a played out boring faggot normie with (like daniel, like binx, mostly like vance)
need to be drawing cubes of saturn all over the walls and acting like charls carroll FUCKING NERDS
>>211936823You can be low IQ and get good grades in college. You can also be high IQ and get bad grades. A High IQ person would just have an easier time comprehending and memorizing. Effort is the biggest factor.
insider news
the town is a meta insight they know everyone knows and is believable
they will put them in a box and cart them around a uhaul but it wont leave the city because
this house is being rapidly transformed with thousands of set items and decor into the spaceship tank
they estimate it will take them a day to accomplish this but it might be a day and a half if they run into unpredictable issues
>>211936179this was top 5 hardest to watch bits for me in fishtank history.
>>211936851Bro saw two women and thought about Cole. You gay boy
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dan needs a drink
I wanna get head from Ben idc
So Sam will send Goran to jail?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cojlEDwK3gg
>>211936959>>211936961Danfags are so desperate for content that putting in 10% effort immediately skyrockets him to the greatest fish in their eyes
Quick reminder he litewally didn't participate in multiple cell challenges and didnt paint freddy today
Angelina would have been a better schiophrenic
>>211936947>wet and warmand it has 100% coverage, think about how much coverage your hand gets
>>211936975im into freaky shit so i wouldnt mind him going down on me, little clown mutant going crazy on my clit
just got back bros
So jet and sam are going to jail??
>>211936882Truly her downstairs is a horror.
who else would love to see the cripple mangled in a huge bear trap
>>211936572pretty sure seth left the show like 2 days ago
Jerry wins this round ez, he's doing great
Honorary mention to Daniel, who is actually putting in an effort this time
>>211937003Lmao I would for sure Charls post into a wall
>>211937006It's comical how shit Seth was and how much better Jerry is
If you sent the footage of Daniel right now to the police they would think it was real lol
>>211937003basically just start chuckposting irl and you win lol
>>211936888Show was fucking over yesterday what happened?
sam's gonna punish arye for all this sacrilege
Kill Freddy, behead Freddy, roundhouse kick Freddy into the walls of Bedroom 1, steal Freddyโs fishbucks, crucify filthy Freddy, pour laxatives into Freddyโs food, launch Freddy into the sun, cut off Freddyโs liquor until he dies from alcohol dependence, toss Freddy into active volcanoes, lace Freddyโs cocaine with fent, destroy Freddyโs studio, report Freddy to the police for stealing his bandโs equipment, karate chop Freddy in half, wax Freddy, trap Freddy in quicksand, crush Freddy in the trash compactor, pour milk on Freddy, invite Freddy to Cryo Island, poop on Freddy, trample Freddy at a Proud Boyโs rally, stomp Freddy skull with Judgeโs cowboy boots, send Freddy away in an RV, cuck Freddy with Brian on on IG live, squat on Freddyโs milkcouch domains, knock out Freddyโs teeth on the half-pipe in the living room, drown Freddy in the Famous House pool
>>211937040Unfortunately not yet
>advancing culture
>a challenge from 3 years ago
hope jet gets stabbed by a rusty shank in jail
>>211937029nigger I hate him too but he's actually doing good shut up angiefag
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>>211936154I would make a comically large salad in a giant popcorn bowl, I'd dump an entire can of mayo on it. I'd ask the camera what else to put on it and end up putting basically every food item in the fridge into the salad. Then ask the other fish to try my Salad.
body cam footage
https://youtu.be/cojlEDwK3gg?si=vgahQh3_l9LMP9gs
are there any nudes of ricky? this is unlocking something
>>211937029>didnโt paint Freddy todayBased danny ignoring the nontent filler challenges and saving his energy for the actual opportunities to make content
>>211936983his aura is forever gone
even chip somehow got more aura
Idk what I expected from Ricky since an like a human scrambled egg but him laying immobile on the floor naked and doing nothing wasnโt really it
>>211937026jet neptune is going to jail
they should've put freddy in a wheelchair like simbal and not deaf ffs
or made him tourettes
shitty writing
>>211937041It's crazy that people think otherwise.
>>211937075Need to cum inside that ass
>>211937111this but ricky
Some disabilities are more visible than others so the fish with those are more likely to win. Like how is someone supposed to act blind or deaf?
>do something in your own home that is not illegal
>get sent to jail
Land of the free
>>211936983I can't take people with glasses seriously
>>211937080luke working out causes a disturbance what a bunch of fags
>>211937026FUCKING RACHEL
Schizo Daniel should start yelling, "WHEHWS ANEWGA?! YEW TOWK HEW FWOM ME!" at TTS and production
>>211937026That explains the huge delay before/after the red shark fight
Freddy knows sign language?
>arye grabs ellie
>she starts freaking out
Rachel in the bodycam footage???
>>211936823>education makes you smartI have a STEM degree in a field that's generally thought of as one of the tougher ones from a well-regarded uni
One of the guys in my final senior project group (who now has the same exact credential I do) was incapable doing Newton's 2nd law problems (plugging two numbers into F=ma and getting the third number) without my help
There are a lot of tryhards out there who get by on brute force and pity and generosity
>>211936901>>211936487>>211936492>>211936767Perhaps I am being a bit dismissive, she just seems very fried, although I will admit there are times where she comes across as quite cunning, I'd say 95-100 is probably fairer. She's probably average but her rough life has made her cunning and strategic.
>>211936778What do you work as?
>>211937026>they thought luke was an escaped prisoner
>>211936801blind might have to injure themselves by bumping into shit which still isnt funny
>>211936154basically have to go full tryhard, just to compete with the schizo. literally eat, puke, eat, rummage through the trash for more food, take all the shit in the fridge and hoard it
>>211936387Aryeh is probably about 75-80 IQ. He can memorize songs I guess, but outside of that he's been incapable of doing anything. He cannot tie his shoelaces, he couldn't boil an egg, he can't even brush his teeth.
He struggles with basic tasks which indicates a very low IQ. He is basically an autistic retard and he even lucked out with the autism because the only thing he can do with it is remember songs from cartoons.
Daniel is low IQ to. Not as low as Aryeh but he admitted to going to a school for retards so he's probably 80-85 IQ tops.
The rest are about average, 95-105 or so.
>>211937129>Be europoor>Have low IQ
>>211937143this is the "try too hard" challenge
>>211937080Rachel is fucking insane irl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cojlEDwK3gg
Its up
>arye putting his hands on ellie again
can't help himself
>>211937026We were in the cheese basement, nigga.
>>211937163HOOOLY SHIT DEEPEST ELLIE LORE
Thank you for posting good sir
Somebody tip for Letty to fart
>>211937026lmao fuckin jet
>>211937067>self inserts as a fat jew retard who sings show tuneslmao imagine being this faggot
rachel was fucking sitting outside smoking OUTSIDE WHAT THE FUCKKKK FISH ARE SITTING OUTSIDE? BLOW THIS FUCKING HOUSE UP RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW
>>211937080>>211937080
josie would have quit by now if she was on this season. so much man ass and people getting physical.
this cast is all stronger than the s1 cast
Freddy's tragic deaf drummer act is gonna make me cry
>>211937163i need to be fucking her
>>211937201he's a fucking creep man he's just doing this to touch her lol
i want to watch my load dry in ricky's assbush
>>211937028He fr should make that mural on the wall tho
>>211937026>rachel telling the cop to work with them on the showLol
>>211937228He canโt draw lol
>>211937228Collars are hot.
>jet is such a hack he's gonna rehash the prison challenge by going to jail
>>211937026why the fuck is he running laps and shadowboxing around the neighborhood when they were already expecting problems with the neighbors? seems like they're being antagonistic
>>211937201 This isn't groping
>>211937237Time to go to jail
WELCOME TO BOOMER HELL
>>211936983he lost his aura
>>211937243She likes wearing them too.
why did bam margera come back
what happened
Is there anyone itt who would fuck everyone in the house rn? No troll responses
Jerry (formerly Sneed) won me over with this challenge kek
>>211937026the cops seem cool with them just annoyed by the callers
also rachel is actually like that irl
>>211937080>Rachel doing the energy vampire thing on the copskino
>>211937248because he wasnt allowed on cam on garage cam and hes not gonna run treadmill with red shark clothes on nigga
>hey is everything alright over here
>yes officer everything is fine
>okay sounds good
>thank you
riveting stuff
>Seth is just vomiting everywhere
That body cam footage is super tame and chill, doesnโt make sense theyโd get kicked out of the house for that.
>>211937269If not for Aryeh, yes.
>>211937026>americans call the cops on people for working out in a housing estate
>freddy screaming as he tries to lift fat direnc
>"too deaf...too deaf"
lmao
>>211937128>blindwalk into wall and bump into shit
>deaftalk in that retarded deaf guy voice
>>211937272>also rachel is actually like that irlwe've been saying this
>>211937273>NOOO HE DIDNT DO THE NONTENT PAINTING CHALLENGE REEEEEE
>>211937163Whose fishbucks were they?
>>211937268He's just a nice guy.
>>211937277this
i get the disability challenge is a """"staple"""" but shit is a fucking bore
>>211937143steve is actually doing the best one out of all of them
these retards fucking SUCK
>>211937275this dude's performance is the most high effort
>>211937286Because they're not being kicked out of the house.
>>211937247Followiing Zorans footsteps
I dont know why but i expected the neighbors to be further away than this. i totally understand why they're freaking out over this demonic shit taking place right next to their doorstep.
>>211937201I've really soured on arye. I thought he was harmless but he's actually weird as fuck
what happens at the next door neighbor house?
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>>211937083Unlock your gun box and use it on yourself. Please.
Daniew fumbowd da gobwin but he won season fouh
Dirench 2nd place
Seth is nontent when he isn't directed but give him something to do and he's better than the rest of them by far
Ellie deserves the biggest blackest cock
>>211937278that shit is cracking me up
>>211937201this is getting weird
>>211936637>boring girls don't care at all
>>211937158maybe stevie wonder meta irony type shit
>>211937163COMPUTER ENHANCE
>>211937328Lots of seething over noise complaints
Jerry is a more fully realized person than Seth.
>>211937286It doesn't really matter. Multiple calls gets you labeled a nuisance property and can get you investigated.
>>211937328aquatic enclosure
>>211936983That kike was always boring
>>211937278>>211937340Is that what it was called. Poor cop tried to leave like 5 times and she just kept going.
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>>211937048>>211937061ONLY LIGHT AND MIRTH. NO DARKNESS. NEVER CARRY DARKNESS INTO LIGHT. WHEN YOU DO, WHEN YOU EVEN THINK FOR A SECOND ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE, THOSE PEOPLE AND THE THINGS THAT THEY DO? OH BOY. OH GEE WHIZ.
HOW ABOUT THAT DEMON THAT LIVES INSIDE SATURN? OHOHOHO YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW. WOULD BE A SACRILEGE AGAINST YOUR OWN ETERNAL SOUL TO EVEN SPEAK TO THAT. AND THAT ISLAND? WHY EVEN TRY TO DIGEST THOSE VIBRATIONS? WHY TRY AND DRAG THAT INTO THE LIGHT. FOR WHAT? SO YOU CAN START FEELING LIKE A BUG TRAPPED IN A MICROWAVE? NOT ME.
>is this a person?
>barely
fucking kek letty
>>211937364OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>211937367you like jobe, no right to speak
>>211937299another hour and another 20K? but why? was letty supposed to be here for that yesterday?
>how to win as retarded
>pretend to be jet
>how to win as fat
>pretend to be rachel
>freddy tore up all my pads and i need a diaper
BROS?
i need the whole house to pretend to puke around ellie so she icky pukers everywhere
>>211936983he's usually the best part of every season but he really stopped giving a fuck
>>211937324lmfao
total spencer victory
>>211937004>>211937154I agree, but you must admit there is a general correlation, and to even to even get to the higher levels of education indicates an at least average IQ.
I personally went through a period of severe depression and anxiety which left be bed-ridden and afraid to leave my house, during this time my grades dropped to around 2.2 level or C level and I handed things in late which lowered my grades even more due to them being capped at 40 percent or a 3rd, but once I began to recover I started to get 2.1s and firsts. Managed to bring my grade back up to a 2.2 despite handing in half my assignments late.
A lot of college is just effort and energy, but intelligence does still correlate with success.
>>211937286Because itโs just a fucking bit. Do you sense retards really think they would joke about serious legal trouble in front of the fish? Itโs just set-up for the twist which is either the space shit or house 2
>Freddy tore all my pads
Wtf dick move Fred
remember when letty cried because she had to massage chris's feet
>>211937343when she left the bathroom she had a cute scream when she missed a step
Keep in mind there's two layers to Spencer's performance since he's still in character as Jerry
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>>211937373>Like what you see, officer? Maybe we can figure this out. Just the two of us.
>>211937201very simbol-esk he really finds any excuse to get handsy
>>211937396this guy is a disgusting filthy creature I wish he was gone
>>211937381>you like jobe, no right to speakShalom Ben
>>211937282Who tf is steven
>>211937394>>how to win as fat>pretend to be jet
>>211937396Ellie is getting raped TONIGHT
>>211937286yeah but some neighborhoods are part of dipshit boomer homeowners associations. those shit heads will hassle you for not painting your mailbox the right color. never underestimate how much of a pain these fuckers can be
>>211937405Yeah that was sad
artist guy shit happening in the living room
>>211937343>blind>deaf in 1 ear>complete chaos in the roomwtf do you expect?
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Less crippled corpse baby type stuff
>>211936983What happened?
>>211937325I started liking him after he got mad and desperate at ellie
Then I thought he went too soft on her afterwards and it actually worked and he even got back rubs
Im thinking about doing this irl. Being nice and all seems to work for him but still they are forced to be together and people just avoid me
>LETTY CHANGING HIS PAMPER
>>211936888Current Leafy would be a great freeloader
why won't someone fucking exterminate that wretched cripple crawling around? just step on it
>>211937387It was 4k for one hour and he came today for free because he likes the show and the cast. It's a good cast and Bam is a good guy. He had fun.
>dan destroying all the stripes
what's his fucking problem
>>211937403are you a fucking retard? lazy cops in a small town are annoyed to shit that they keep getting called about some fucking wigger retards
fucking sterelize urself
GET THIS UGLY DISABLED FREAK AWAY FROM ME
daniel trying to smash more holes in the wall
this is cool but just make sure not to say 666 on tts
>>211937372>WHO WOULD EVEN BELIEVE YOU>YOU THINK THEY CANT SEE YOU? WELL YOU'RE DEAD WRONG>CANDACE OWENS, GOOD OL' MEL. TAKING A PAGE OUT OF MY HANDBOOK>THEY DON''T WANT YOU TO KNOW. IF THEY DID, YOU'D BE THROWN BACK IN THE ASYLUM>PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT
>>211936805we saw when there was someone whistling or screaming
she only covered her left ear, she is deaf in her right hear
Letty's gonna fuck the baby
Bodycam footage is up, btw. Seems to include a neighbor calling the police on Luke and the call about Rachel on the couch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cojlEDwK3gg
>>211937317I support the neighbors
>>211937396looking good jerry
>it says BWC in the top right of the police body cam footage on Luke
You couldnโt make this shit up
>>211937426it would be extremely funny if the home owner hates the HOA and is the only reason hes allowing them to use the house again
>>211937026It's about time. There's a mountain of body cams from each season waiting for foia.
>Today's arrivals: Letty, Ricky Berwick, Bam Margera, Stickermule Sauceboy
did i miss Bam or is he still to come?
>>211937474>4k for one hourthat's a bargain
>daniel has to do something
>immediately breaks the walls
its his signature move at this point
Why are half the fish just laying down
>>211937400Bro. I quit high school and barely passed community to get an associates. Mainly because I'm set to inherit 1.5m and I just don't give a fuck. I've tested between 112 and 121.
IQ plays very little into how successful people are or how they do in school, and it's dependent on nothing more than your mother's X chromosome and not being brain damaged.
>hears about legal trouble
>dips out immediately
>the neighbors are all watching fishtank
kino
>>211937480nothing in this post is relevant to what I was saying. you really are retarded. imagine getting marked by the fucking wiggers. KWAB
>>211937502we get it nigga we all saw your first post
>>211937244shortly after Ricky arrived
>>211937298the ones she earned earlier
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Jerry is fucked up
>>211937359It canโt be THAT loud
>>211937514he spent another allotted hour hanging with the fish then left
>>211937426Literally this
>>211937489SMOKE CIGARETTES AND CIGARS. THEY KEEP THE BLOOD FLOWING WHEN THE BODY WANTS TO SHUT DOWN.
YOU GO TO MONSTER DOT COM? YOU'LL BE A MONSTER. YEAH.
>>211937527BRING ME MARKY
>>211937514yeah he came and they made paintings of freddo
Ellie update: Ricky's cousin/gf/handler just gave her diapers.
I'm glad the fat jew finally burned out
>>211937514missed him. he didn't do much. he showed up, did a painting challenge, ate some food, then just left
>>211937525Your world view being completely based upon your own experience tells me everything I need to know about you midwit
>>211937483>hey Daniel*COUGH*
>sorry I'm late>here's that goblin person you wanted in the tank or whatever>can I get paid now?*COUGH*
>THIS WILL BE THE BIGGEST SHOW YOU'LL EVER BE APART OF....since Jackass
>GET A KICKFLIP
>>211937533That wasn't me, I just didn't realize someone had already posted it, did a ctrl+f for bodycam and it didn't come up since he just posted the link
>>211937328holy fuck living in US suburbs looks so fucking depressing
It feels like the past couple hours theres just been constant shit going on but it's still nontent
>>211937544At night it will be
>>211937573You donโt โgetโ a kick flip
>>211937528this is an extremely common thing girls do, it warms up their hands. sometimes they fiddle with their pubes
JET YOU STUPID WIGGER BUY ELLIE PERIOD PADS
>>211937583because its not genuine. its all fake and gay behavior for attention
Jerry's doing a great job, turns out this nigga shines when given a character to play
>ricky is getting fully nude, changed diapers by letty
>saying nigger
i thought he was enough of a c-list celeb he wouldnt want to be cancelled? am i just retarded and out of the loop?
>put blindfold on ellie
>expect her not to go to bed
Barneyfags this is your mindset
>>211937593Guys do it more
How did Letty get so morbidly obese?
>>211937426you don't get don't enter into hoa on accident and why would you complain about the community making sure the housing prices stay high?
>>211937561earlier she asked for them and said freddy ruined her menstrual products
>Freddy coming to get Ellie to do anything
>>211937611yes but apparently an 18 year old giving him a massage is over the line
>>211937606DELETE THIS NOW!
>>211937502seems like a nothingburger
two domestic disturbance calls both checks they were cleared everything to be fine
i guess they got a third call and possibly more and the dept are fed up wasting time checking up or something idk
Here's how to get Ellie excited: Bring Luke in (he can't put on a shirt)
ARYEH NEEDS A 12 GUAGE TO HIS TEMPLE
>mr neptune i would LOVE to wear pampers and be groped by an ogre jew while i'm blinded on your internet show
>alright im leaving
kek i didnt even know that faggot was still there
hope Seth wins this one, he truly is FUCKED UP
>>211937080Suburban neighbours are such fucking retards
Why don't they just send over Bill Ottman to visit the neighbors with a few thousand dollars and ask them to maybe be cool?
>>211937623She met an architect
>>211937570But I'm not a midwit. Worldview doesn't determine nor is it an indicator of IQ level.
>>211937573>IS BAM STILL HERE?I laughed
>>211937026Luke comes across as a psycopath
>Ellie talking
>deaf freddie nodding
retard
Dan is gonna sulk hard when he sees his stox is almost the same as before
>>211937580>He says, seething from his tiny cuckbox
>>211937611Who's gonna cancel the weird little cripple fella
>>211937657he's a lip reader
why is this annoying stickermule faggot still here
>>211937525Care to lend me 250k? I'm good for it.
Is the new girl in the stox cap?
>>211937623She ate more, her next era is going to be getting fit
>>211937450his niceness seems to be a persona. i think the angry outburst parts are the real him. i have met some autistic people like him before. its an attempt to lull/manipulate people into liking them.
he also keeps staring at Ellies ass, kek
>>211937673He's friends with Ricky
is aryeh more fucked by his autism or jewish genetics causing neuroticism i can't tell please answer genuinely
>>211937502Why is he "shadow" boxing? This street isn't for silly shows and dancing about, disrupting the lovely people who live here and paid good money to have some peace and quiet away from uncouth youths who shouldn't be here.
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wtf has burt been doing with danny mullen
>>211937026>3:27Could you upload the entire files?
why does letty keep standing up and sitting down
bill ottman bringing store bought potato salad to the neighborhood barbecue
>>211937642i think im gonna kms
>>211937693pretty princess
>>211937677pink hair is ricky's caretaker
Ellie sleeping again
We had hope Elliebros
SOMEONE TELL SETH TO KEEP COUGHING LIKE THAT
ellie almost puked again
>>211937611donโt think he gaf lol
Daniel bout to put a hole in the cyber truck
hes gonna get in trouble lmao
Josie is streaming and less than 100 people are watching KWAB
schizo dan found the cyber truck
>>211937693gpd she's so ugly
>>211937692>Calling the cops on a white man shadow boxingWhat the fuck
>>211937670Nicks blowing up on twitter/his stream is doing numbers. He was just on Alex Jones yesterday and the iran/israel thing seems to be popping off again. He's not coming on the nontent season of fishtank. At least not anytime soon.
>>211937611he is a deformed cripple what more could they do that god didnt
>>211937635The third incident is the fan breaking in who got charged with assault and trespassing, footage likely can't be released due to it being an active investigation. I don't see why the wiggers would be charged for that so either it's a bit or there's something else that's not public knowledge yet.
>>211937714I just don't want her to get groomed and her life ruined, is that too much to ask?
>>211937691I thought it was autism but the last few days have made it very clear that it's the jewishness
>Daniel ripping up the floor boards
>>211937692why aren't there walls and hedges so that the owners of a house can do what they want to do on their property without being seen? americans suburbs have a freaky panopticon vibe to them
>daniel in the garage with the cybertruck
SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH
>>211937580Comfy if you have good income and free time
Fishtank was a suburbia thesis
Did Bam seriously just show up for 10 minutes and peace out again?
>>211937714ellie had a bunch of energy the they blinded her like the stupid fucking wiggers they are.
freddy would be a good blind
>>211937686I identified with him when he got mad at ellie for opening up
I might have aspergers, but that's only the start
We becoming evil after spending 30 years not getting laid
lol daniel fucking with the cybertruck
>>211937692I'm pretty sure it was right before he was supposed to box Freddy, he was probably just getting warmed up
>>211937585She wants me dead
I want her bred
Could it be any more obvious
>>211937752Yea they had absolutely nothing planned for him to do, and I'd leave too if I had to listen to Fred and TTS basedjak and glaze me constantly
>>211937688The prison outfit, shirtless and fake laugh
These people refusing to improv with Dan is making me angry
>>211937752yeah it was awkward at first with the fish being quiet but then sam walked in holding ricky
Is Daniel looking for Angela?
>>211937673he just said "alright i'm leaving" and didn't sound too pleased then aryeh trid grabbing his watch
>>211937611>ricky is getting fully nude, changed diapers by lettywhen did this happen
>>211937781The donald's signature
>>211937781BUIWD DAT WHAL!
Drumpf free loader confirmed letโs goo
>>211937772eugh, seattle people make me fucking sick
Ellie, feel free to join in at anytime there
Cube up the floor crawling freak with a machete
>>211937165His ability to understand concepts, systems, and logic are too great to have an IQ that low. His non-verbal IQ is probably in the 60-80 area though.I don't know if his non-verbal IQ is low enough to drag down his overall IQ to that degree.
>>211937735>7he said he wasn't having a show tomorrow and was doing some big collab lol
>>211937820Why did you link my own bake before I did?
>>211937369That cop is now one of her "close friends". If you give a skilled vampire your true name you are bound to it as a thrall.
is the pink haired girl rickys owner or what?
>>211937761i think asperger dudes can get laid. but they need to develop some hobbies that are manly. those who stay focused on things marketed primarily to kids are bound to become evil like you say.
clearly he at one point he attempted to avoid arrested development, by getting involved in politics and joining the proudboys. then he still failed to get a job and do anything else so he regressed. 100% think this dude is lolipedo. he also is trying to disarm people by pretending to be weak/weaker than he actually is.
my advice for you is get into manly/adult hobbies. i stopped playing videogames because my PC broke and i was a neet. forced me to get a job and i got into muay thai, woodworking at a makerspace, botany/mycology and working out. don't be like arye
>>211937862He does big collabs all the time theres no guarantee its fishtank
>>211937317Every time something really loud happens I laugh my ass off thinking about how mad the boomer neighbors must be
>>211937853You really should try and research intellect a bit more. Even bringing up anyone having an IQ of 60 is laughable. 60 IQ is essentially reduced cognitive function, which isn't just "you're stupid" it is literally "parts of your brain do not even work anymore".
Realistically no one in the house has even close to 70 IQ, which is so low you essentially cannot train them to do anything (look up that one retarded youtuber with an IQ of 70, it took him years to learn to work at McDonalds and it's so mentally taxing on him he gets headaches from it, and he is doing the simplest job as well, deep frying chicken).
Most of the house is within the normal range, with Daniel and Aryeh being below average. Daniel admitted to it and Aryeh has shown time and time again he struggles to understand how to do even basic things, he is most likely deeply autistic and has hyper focused on a few things and because of that never learned to do the things most of us consider normal, like being able to tie shoelaces.
>>211937938Cousin. Turned his disability into a family business
>>211938099You're not right on an IQ of 60 being laughable, my mother is a carer and deals with people who have documented IQs in the 50s and I have met these people when visiting her at her work. They are capable of understanding basic things but their brain is just totally shot, they will ask the same question over and over again despite knowing the answer for instance, they also are unable to do up even Velcro shoes, but they are able to understand very basic concepts and remember things. Aryeh's non-verbal IQ, so spatial awareness and numerical skills, are so bad that those parts of his brain almost don't function. He can't even do up shoelaces for instance.
Aryeh is trying to throw Dan out the door lmao