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Anonymous No.211940606 >>211940637 >>211941994 >>211942363 >>211942450 >>211942700 >>211944656 >>211944768 >>211944927
Computer, create a two-to one scale copy of Counsellor Deanna Troi. Increase breast size twofold and make them lactate. Remove all inhibition threshold and have her consider any living organism in the room as sexual prey.

Lock holodeck doors and disable safety protocols.
Anonymous No.211940637 >>211941678 >>211948391
>>211940606 (OP)
That would be very painful
Anonymous No.211941678
>>211940637
Objection noted. Execute program.
Anonymous No.211941994 >>211942460
>>211940606 (OP)
I was going to meme arrow at your only twofold breast size increase but maybe the holodeck is like stable diffusion where there's a point that it just can't comprehend the disgusting flesh abomination that you're commanding it to make and it just gives up, so maybe double size tits is the maximum the holodeck can manage before it gets glitchy. Barclay does know his business after all
Anonymous No.211942363
>>211940606 (OP)
>computer, recreate hermione granger from the 21st century harry potter film series as portrayed by the english actress emma watson
>no, from the movie before that
>no, from the movie before that
>no, from the movie before that
>no, from the movie before that
>no, from the movie before that
Anonymous No.211942365 >>211942427 >>211942448 >>211942553
Anonymous No.211942427
>>211942365
We made it bros. It's all gonna be alright.
Anonymous No.211942448 >>211944814 >>211944862
>>211942365
I think we're getting close enough to make our own edits of tv shows and films. I would love an edit of Next Gen that is 100% nude Troi at all times. Never commented on and she's the only character who is nude at all times.
Anonymous No.211942450
>>211940606 (OP)
>twofold
But he is a genius, shirley he'd describe the exact dimensions down to the hairs around the areolae?!
Anonymous No.211942460
>>211941994
Computer, Deanna Troi, 6.9::Gigantic Breasts, sagging breasts, lactating breasts::,

Disable safety protocols
Anonymous No.211942529 >>211942655
Anonymous No.211942553
>>211942365
Picard - when Diana arrives on bridge : "Computer, lower gravity 20% on my order"
Anonymous No.211942655 >>211944860
>>211942529
BIGGER.

>Cannot increase, structural limits reached. Further increases would result in the total collapse of the simulation

OVERRIDE
Anonymous No.211942685 >>211944528
Marina Sirtis had a soft-core porn career before landing the Star Trek TNG role. This is literally all the footage of her I could find in this movie where she WASN'T naked.
Anonymous No.211942700 >>211948332
>>211940606 (OP)
Computer, create one thousand starving bears. Lock all ship doors in the open position and disable safety protocols
Anonymous No.211942941 >>211944528
She gets naked right after the end of this segment. Damn blue board will ban me if I post it.
Anonymous No.211944528 >>211944772
>>211942685
>>211942941
I thought she was Israeli for some reason as a kid, but she's greek? She always looked foreign but not too foreign, and had an accent i couldn't place.
Anonymous No.211944590
Her emotion detection powers are apparently not able to be replicated via technology, so you'd think a betazoid would be really useful on spy missions?

>Detecting a low key emotional stress response in this sector.
>But sir, the detectors see nothing. There's no kind of cloaking technolgy that could avoid your detection.
>Someone's here, I know it. I can feel their stress and fear. They're hiding like rats.
Anonymous No.211944656
>>211940606 (OP)
Computer make a huge dune worm suck my dong
Anonymous No.211944768
>>211940606 (OP)
h...h.hot!
Anonymous No.211944772
>>211944528
I remember seeing a "behind the scenes" where she said she adopted the voice of a Jewish friend of hers for Troi.
Anonymous No.211944814
>>211942448
lmao
Anonymous No.211944860
>>211942655
engage
Anonymous No.211944862
>>211942448
Nudify everyone! Make the unattractive ones more attractive! Call it "Star Trek: The Nude Generation"!
Anonymous No.211944927 >>211945080
>>211940606 (OP)
>ERROR
>Counsellor Deanna Troi has restricted access to her likeness
>Analyzing media consumption history
>rendering substitute
Anonymous No.211945080
>>211944927
barkley would be a furry or a ponyfag
Anonymous No.211948332
>>211942700
Man, I miss the original zoo tycoon games.
Anonymous No.211948391
>>211940637
For you
Anonymous No.211948639 >>211948812
Can the doors actually lock? Why didn't he in the first ep?
Anonymous No.211948653
Remember when Troi ordered Geordie to his death? Good times.
Anonymous No.211948812
>>211948639
There's always a "computer, override door lock, authorization buzzkill-busybody-faggot". If only they had walked in on Wesley jacking it or something. That would have cured them.
Anonymous No.211950131