Thread 211940606 - /tv/ [Archived: 1161 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:32:12 AM No.211940606
holodeck
holodeck
md5: b05172d7ad0a9dc3df35e5cd4253fa82🔍
Computer, create a two-to one scale copy of Counsellor Deanna Troi. Increase breast size twofold and make them lactate. Remove all inhibition threshold and have her consider any living organism in the room as sexual prey.

Lock holodeck doors and disable safety protocols.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:33:04 AM No.211940637
>>211940606 (OP)
That would be very painful
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:00:55 AM No.211941678
>>211940637
Objection noted. Execute program.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:06:58 AM No.211941994
>>211940606 (OP)
I was going to meme arrow at your only twofold breast size increase but maybe the holodeck is like stable diffusion where there's a point that it just can't comprehend the disgusting flesh abomination that you're commanding it to make and it just gives up, so maybe double size tits is the maximum the holodeck can manage before it gets glitchy. Barclay does know his business after all
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:15:12 AM No.211942363
>>211940606 (OP)
>computer, recreate hermione granger from the 21st century harry potter film series as portrayed by the english actress emma watson
>no, from the movie before that
>no, from the movie before that
>no, from the movie before that
>no, from the movie before that
>no, from the movie before that
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:15:12 AM No.211942365
program complete_thumb.jpg
program complete_thumb.jpg
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:16:45 AM No.211942427
>>211942365
We made it bros. It's all gonna be alright.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:17:15 AM No.211942448
>>211942365
I think we're getting close enough to make our own edits of tv shows and films. I would love an edit of Next Gen that is 100% nude Troi at all times. Never commented on and she's the only character who is nude at all times.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:17:17 AM No.211942450
>>211940606 (OP)
>twofold
But he is a genius, shirley he'd describe the exact dimensions down to the hairs around the areolae?!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:17:32 AM No.211942460
>>211941994
Computer, Deanna Troi, 6.9::Gigantic Breasts, sagging breasts, lactating breasts::,

Disable safety protocols
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:18:54 AM No.211942529
program completer_thumb.jpg
program completer_thumb.jpg
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:19:32 AM No.211942553
>>211942365
Picard - when Diana arrives on bridge : "Computer, lower gravity 20% on my order"
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:21:33 AM No.211942655
>>211942529
BIGGER.

>Cannot increase, structural limits reached. Further increases would result in the total collapse of the simulation

OVERRIDE
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:22:04 AM No.211942685
Marina Sirtis: The Wicked Lady (1983)_thumb.jpg
Marina Sirtis: The Wicked Lady (1983)_thumb.jpg
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Marina Sirtis had a soft-core porn career before landing the Star Trek TNG role. This is literally all the footage of her I could find in this movie where she WASN'T naked.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:22:28 AM No.211942700
>>211940606 (OP)
Computer, create one thousand starving bears. Lock all ship doors in the open position and disable safety protocols
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:28:13 AM No.211942941
Marina Sirtis: Blind Date (1984)_thumb.jpg
Marina Sirtis: Blind Date (1984)_thumb.jpg
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She gets naked right after the end of this segment. Damn blue board will ban me if I post it.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:10:52 AM No.211944528
>>211942685
>>211942941
I thought she was Israeli for some reason as a kid, but she's greek? She always looked foreign but not too foreign, and had an accent i couldn't place.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:12:22 AM No.211944590
Her emotion detection powers are apparently not able to be replicated via technology, so you'd think a betazoid would be really useful on spy missions?

>Detecting a low key emotional stress response in this sector.
>But sir, the detectors see nothing. There's no kind of cloaking technolgy that could avoid your detection.
>Someone's here, I know it. I can feel their stress and fear. They're hiding like rats.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:14:29 AM No.211944656
>>211940606 (OP)
Computer make a huge dune worm suck my dong
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:17:22 AM No.211944768
>>211940606 (OP)
h...h.hot!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:17:27 AM No.211944772
>>211944528
I remember seeing a "behind the scenes" where she said she adopted the voice of a Jewish friend of hers for Troi.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:18:23 AM No.211944814
>>211942448
lmao
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:19:47 AM No.211944860
>>211942655
engage
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:19:49 AM No.211944862
>>211942448
Nudify everyone! Make the unattractive ones more attractive! Call it "Star Trek: The Nude Generation"!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:20:59 AM No.211944927
loonabarclaysit
loonabarclaysit
md5: 5e2b3ea739e798fa0ee3955f89e3af04🔍
>>211940606 (OP)
>ERROR
>Counsellor Deanna Troi has restricted access to her likeness
>Analyzing media consumption history
>rendering substitute
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:24:02 AM No.211945080
>>211944927
barkley would be a furry or a ponyfag
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:41:33 AM No.211948332
>>211942700
Man, I miss the original zoo tycoon games.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:42:54 AM No.211948391
>>211940637
For you
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:48:53 AM No.211948639
Can the doors actually lock? Why didn't he in the first ep?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:49:12 AM No.211948653
STTNG 716: Geordi's death_thumb.jpg
STTNG 716: Geordi's death_thumb.jpg
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Remember when Troi ordered Geordie to his death? Good times.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:53:13 AM No.211948812
>>211948639
There's always a "computer, override door lock, authorization buzzkill-busybody-faggot". If only they had walked in on Wesley jacking it or something. That would have cured them.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:25:20 AM No.211950131
Marina Sirtis STTNG out-take
Marina Sirtis STTNG out-take
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