Thread 211940703

So, based on early reviews we know that

>Jurassic World is boring and the D-Rex only appears for 5 minutes near the end of the movie and it doesn't kill anyone. It's better than Fallen Kingdom and Dominion
>Superman is a mess and has no plot whatsoever
>Fantastic Four is one of the worst movies ever made and may finally kill the MCU


So...this ain't looking good..

>>211940703 (OP)
Jurassic World wins because the protagonist have huge milkers.

>>211940703 (OP)
Looks like people are gonna have to go see M3ghan 2.0 instead

>>211940703 (OP)
>Movies are shit
>Tickets and snacks are expensive
Gee, I wonder why cinemas are dying

Superman: 150m domestic opening, ends run at 850m worldwide
Fantastic Four: 95m domestic opening, ends run at 600m worldwide
Jurassic World: 110m domestic opening, ends run at 800m worldwide

>>211940703 (OP)
Interesting. This was 1995's summer line up.

Have we progressed or regressed?

>>211940703 (OP)
I'm going for jurassic world for dinoslop and mommy scarlett

>>211940703 (OP)
Movies are truly dying

>>211943755
I like Die Hard

>>211943755
Haven’t seen First Knight, French Kiss, or Dangerous Minds. They any good?

>>211945037
Dangerous Minds is an extremely generic To Sir With Love/Lean on Me.

>>211945037
All three are terrible. Dangerous Minds falls into the So Bad It's Kino bucket though.

https://youtu.be/fPO76Jlnz6c?si=bQPULv00nxDNmb1F

>>211945037
Only thing I remember about First Knight is that Arthur gives his blessing to Lancelot and Guinevere to hook up right before he dies at the end.

>>211940703 (OP)
Look at all the slop I won't be watching.

>>211940874
No, she does not, not anymore.

>>211940703 (OP)
>>Superman is a mess and has no plot whatsoever
stop making that pile of shit sound even "accidentally" interesting to watch

>>211940878
I think you mean the Smurfs, starring Rihanna as Smurfette.

>>211943597
>>Tickets and snacks are expensive
im sorry, when the fuck was theater popcorn NOT ridiculously overpriced?

I’m gonna watch Superman. DC deserves one last chance.

>the most inane slop of slop lineup
Nice Summer blockbusters there, Hollywood.

>>211943597
>Niece works for Cinemark
>Went with three other family members and got free tickets
>Free xl popcorn
>Three medium drinks, an ice, a bag of M&Ms that would cost over $40 for turned to $6
>Wait for niece to get of work to take her home
>Brings me a free pizza she baked just for me (which was pretty shitty)

>>211948417
Oh also a box of bunch a crunch in that $6

TOTAL SMURF SUMMER SWEEP