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Anonymous No.211941303 >>211941406 >>211941463 >>211941925 >>211943464 >>211943494 >>211946985 >>211947522 >>211948622 >>211949515 >>211949648 >>211950439 >>211954422 >>211958397 >>211960174 >>211960264 >>211965545 >>211965730 >>211965788
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME
Anonymous No.211941406 >>211948601
>>211941303 (OP)
YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF
Anonymous No.211941439 >>211948219 >>211948601
YOU HAVE DONE YOURSELF
Anonymous No.211941463 >>211952569
>>211941303 (OP)
Imagine what we could have had if Lucas just handed the script off to someone competent for a second or third draft
Anonymous No.211941715 >>211946286
"Ani, come with me down the Yellow Brick Road."
Anonymous No.211941925
>>211941303 (OP)
HE WAS RIGHT
Anonymous No.211943396
why was he so retarded?
Anonymous No.211943464
>>211941303 (OP)
K I N O
Anonymous No.211943494
>>211941303 (OP)
This movie is so fucking bad, George Lucas should be ashamed.
Anonymous No.211946286 >>211946868 >>211948760 >>211950509 >>211954741
>>211941715
Anonymous No.211946868 >>211948760 >>211963906
>>211946286

>Hershlag picking at her itchy swamp ass
>Not even wearing panties while she does so

Imagine the smell
Anonymous No.211946985 >>211948283 >>211949824 >>211953235 >>211953582 >>211958483
>>211941303 (OP)
>betrays Mace to save Padme
>As soon as he does so Sheev admits he doesn't actually know how to save her and is just like "idk maybe we can figure something out"
>doesn't just immediately realize he's been conned and kill Sheev right there but instead just becomes his total cuckslave and does everything he asks despite Sheev having nothing to offer him anymore
was he retarded?
Anonymous No.211947522
>>211941303 (OP)
He did that himself
Anonymous No.211948219 >>211948601
>>211941439
YOU DONE YOURSELF
Anonymous No.211948283
>>211946985
A character can never transcend the author. And Lucas is a hack.
Anonymous No.211948303
YOU PLAYED YO' SELF
Anonymous No.211948521 >>211948978
>do a whole bunch of heinus shit to try and save your gf from dying
>she shows up with your mentor so he can assassinate you
He did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.211948601
>>211941406
>>211941439
>>211948219
YOU DUN DIDDIT!
Anonymous No.211948622
>>211941303 (OP)
DUN DU DUN DUN DUN DU DU DU DUN
Anonymous No.211948745 >>211950424 >>211953401 >>211954575 >>211958357 >>211965384
>1. Democratically elected monarch.
This was solely done because Lucas wanted Leia to be a real princess and was reaching for surface level themes about democracy. It's retarded.
>2. She's a teenager.
This was only done because Lucas had to restrict the age gap between Padme and Anakin. It's retarded.
>3. Elected leader of an entire planet but no one recognizes her.
Lucas did this because his audience is stupid and won't notice it. He wanted a cliched plot twist that depends on the fact the audience are morons.
>inb4: elected monarchs existed
They weren't children.
>inb4: there were child rulers
They weren't elected and had regents.
>inb4: she had a body double
She was supposedly elected head of an entire planet.
Anonymous No.211948760 >>211949707 >>211965318
>>211946286
>>211946868
>ywn eat hershlag's stinky, sweaty, hairy, swampass
Anonymous No.211948978 >>211949121 >>211958532
>>211948521
>believes a guy who caused a war killing untold millions cares about his fe-fes for a woman that same guy used as a pawn and endangered countless times
Wow, Anakin is retarded.
Anonymous No.211949121 >>211949237 >>211949371
>>211948978
he was desperate. his visions of his mom dying came true and the jedi were of no help when it came to saving his gf/wife.
palpi boy offered him what no one else could.
Anonymous No.211949237 >>211949732
>>211949121
>he was desperate
Because he believed a guy who started a war killing untold millions of people, lol.
>the jedi were of no help
Speaking of that: Padme and Anakin's relationship generates no actual conflict in the plot. The audience is merely told "it's forbidden" to evoke a cliche and thereby give a false sense of gravity/drama where none actually exists.
Anonymous No.211949371
>>211949121
>palpi boy offered him what no one else could.
>immediately confesses to Anakin he actually has no clue how to save Padme and just vaguely suggests they can figure it out
>Anakin still goes along with it despite Padme being due on any day now
what the FUCK was Anakin's problem?
Anonymous No.211949515
>>211941303 (OP)
Anonymous No.211949648
>>211941303 (OP)
I did not hit her! I did not!
Anonymous No.211949707
>>211948760
>Rob Schneider
Anonymous No.211949732 >>211950268
>>211949237
>Padme and Anakin's relationship generates no actual conflict in the plot
The whole reason that palps is able to manipulate Anakin is because their relationship is forbidden. If Anakin was actually able to properly discuss his fears and visions of Padme dying then palpatine wouldn't have been able to drive a wedge between Ani and the council.
Anonymous No.211949824
>>211946985
>was he retarded
Did he do a single thing that wasn't retarded all trilogy? You can excuse TPM because he is literally a child in that one.
Anonymous No.211950268
>>211949732
>The whole reason that palps is able to manipulate Anakin is because their relationship is forbidden.
That's what's known as a "plot contrivance", anon. The relationship is never actually impeded and thereby doesn't generate conflict in the plot. Also, the relationship doesn't generate change within either character--their personalities never become informed by one another.

The prequels are very VERY badly written.
Anonymous No.211950424 >>211950762
>>211948745
There are like millions of inhabited worlds in the republic it’s not that crazy that people wouldn’t recognize her generally
Anonymous No.211950439
>>211941303 (OP)
>Well while you're busy relapsing, I'm gonna have money, a better pad than you. I'll have job security.
Anonymous No.211950509
>>211946286
What's she doing on the pic on the right
Anonymous No.211950762
>>211950424
Except she's the democratically elected leader of an entire planet. I don't know what the president of Luxembourg looks like but if I were involved in a trade conflict with them, that could potentially turn into a war, I sure would. Pretty crazy no one bothers to look up details from the planet-wide election in order to see what the child ruler (lol) of the most important planet of the plot looks like.
Anonymous No.211952569 >>211952699
>>211941463
He offered Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard, and Robert Zemeckis the chance to direct The Phantom Menace, and they ALL turned it down because they thought George should make it
Anonymous No.211952699 >>211953014
>>211952569
They probably saw how terrible the script was and didn't want to hurt George's feelings.
Anonymous No.211953014
>>211952699
They should have had the balls to speak up and suggest some revisions
Anonymous No.211953235 >>211954239 >>211954393
>>211946985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA&t=2766s
>46:06 - 46:45
Anonymous No.211953401 >>211953579
>>211948745
Maybe people from Naboo mature mentally into adults at a young age
Anonymous No.211953579
>>211953401
Having to insert head canon in order to make something make sense indicates bad writing. Besides, no one besides Padme in any position of authority is anywhere close to being 14, lol.
Anonymous No.211953582
>>211946985
sunk cost fallacy + dark side crack influence, he'd already killed windu might as well go full bore
he's not actually sidious' outright cuckslave until he's vaderfied, anakin in any universe would salivate at sashiming up the seps leadership
Anonymous No.211954239 >>211955179
>>211953235
>welp, I guess I'll just trust this guy who started a war killing untold millions and murdered Mace right in front of me
>I'm sure he actually cares about my fefes for Padme
>time to murder kids
Dumbest shit ever.
Anonymous No.211954290
A lava planet is stupid
Anonymous No.211954393 >>211955179
>>211953235
>he didn't realize the guy shooting lightning out of his hands would kill Mace when he cut his fucking arm off
lmao he really was retarded
Anonymous No.211954422
>>211941303 (OP)
>SHE FRIENDZONED ME
Anonymous No.211954575
>>211948745
Isnt leia organa a princess of alderaan?
Anonymous No.211954741
>>211946286
did she sniff
Anonymous No.211955179
>>211954239
>>211954393
Star Wars
Anonymous No.211958357
>>211948745
>padme died because she was sad

She had just watched her life's work come crashing down, no doubt realized that she was instrumental in bringing this calamity about, and then was rejected, betrayed, and choked out by her lover, whom she was prepared to throw away everything to be with in the end.
Anonymous No.211958397
>>211941303 (OP)
JUST BECAUSE THE SEQUELS ARE SOULLESS DOESNT MEAN THE PREQUELS ARE GOOD
Anonymous No.211958483 >>211962990
>>211946985
Sheeve would have slapped his shit, he was only faking defeat vs didntdo to because it gave him a boner to turn Young boys evil. He wanted to oyakodon vader + Luke and his desires ultimately lead to his literal fall
Anonymous No.211958532 >>211959849
>>211948978
Actually, from my point of view obiwan started the war when he showed up with a billion storm troopers
Anonymous No.211959849
>>211958532
>I'm just as retarded as Anakin
That wasn't obiwan and is that gigantic army to which you refer the same one that popped up while investigating a conspiracy that the Jedi just went along with using without any questions asked? Lol.
Anonymous No.211960174
>>211941303 (OP)
Everyone once in a while I think about "LIAR!" and just giggle like a retard.
Anonymous No.211960264 >>211961690
>>211941303 (OP)
Should have been the other way around.
Prequels could have been amazing if they'd focused on the buddy cop relationship between Anakin and Obiwan. This should have been Anakin screaming at Padme that she came between him and his bro.
Anonymous No.211960369
recently saw some behind the scenes cut content video and apparently it was hinted at in one version of the scripts that palpatine put the idea in his head that obi wan and padme are getting closer. scenes like him knowing obi wan was in the apartment, him being there at the birth hit differently afterwards
Anonymous No.211961690 >>211964395
>>211960264
>Prequels could have been amazing
Prequels ARE amazing
Anonymous No.211962990 >>211964037
>>211958483
nigger what
sidious would have lost to mace had it not been for anakin, anakin vs sidious right after he killed mace would have been a stomp in anakins favor
Anonymous No.211963878
>Groomed by a jewess
>Indoctrinated next by a cult
>Indoctrinated by the rival cult
>Finally maimed and mangled by the original cult

Anakin had it hard from the start. That's a game most would have failed and Anakin was the Chosen One, so it was pretty much hopeless for him
Anonymous No.211963906
>>211946868
Christ and she’s probably a little sweaty too…. Fuck
Anonymous No.211964037 >>211964537
>>211962990
You realize he was only pretending so he could corrupt Anakin, right? Sheev goads Anakin into helping him by playing the victim, that final push was really all he needed to turn. Similar to how Luke edges his dark side turn by brutally beating down Vader, the whole point was to push Anakin over the edge. Sheev canonically mogs Vader, too, but he wants a powerful apprentice. He already got him to cut down Dooku, who was actually mostly justified in the actions he took.
Anonymous No.211964174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87za_EjjpPQ

Β¦:-D
Anonymous No.211964395
>>211961690
Amzing toy comercials
Dogshit movies and dogshit prequels
Anonymous No.211964537
>>211964037
>yeah dude i could have totally killed you at any time and i definitly wouldnt have been utterly fucked if anakin didnt decide to show up, didnt decide to just stop mace instead of cuting his hands off, didnt decide to just arrest me after i killed mace
>also i am stronger than anakin with no limbs, depression, a destroyed body and mind, an on purpose badly designed suit and a severed connection to the force
go to bed sheev, youre old and you need your sleep or else you will get hemoroids
https://youtu.be/D4RQEEyTZWU?t=196
Anonymous No.211965318
>>211948760
LMAO!!!!!
Anonymous No.211965384
>>211948745
Surprised this still wasn't used in an A.I. spurt shot yet.
Anonymous No.211965545
>>211941303 (OP)
K I N O
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Anonymous No.211965696
test
Anonymous No.211965730
>>211941303 (OP)
it's amazing, i don't think george was a scholar of ancient myths but his writing truly feels like some ancient greek or biblical thing

i miss him very much
Anonymous No.211965788
>>211941303 (OP)
Was he wrong? She was loyal to him even after murdering Tusken families and Jedi Younglings. Padme didn't bat an eye.