What would you do in this situation?

Probably the comfiest time of my life. Hopefully my crew aren't dicks or I'm the boss

probably nothing because they didn't look like that

>>211944014 (OP)
Unzip my dick

hand holding walks along the beach

>>211944014 (OP)
buck break the men

>>211944014 (OP)
Get mad that they didn't make it to Japan.

Poke that hoes hontas if you sniff my drift famalamadingdong

realistically speaking? i'd be at home in the attic of my parents barn

>>211944014 (OP)
Vete a la mierda

>>211944111
>dEy dIdN't LoOk LiKe dAt

Nobody today looks like a conquistador either

>>211944014 (OP)
Realistically? I'd be the guy on the boat whining that I only get to rape the fat, old, leftover tribegirls and how I do 90% of the pillaging yet get no thanks and how if I had my own boat, we's be conquering Asia and raping way hotter women and then I'd get dysentry and even though I have a decent chance of survival, the guys leave to get eaten by the Injuns because no one wants to deal with me shitting in the boat

>>211944014 (OP)
The women at that time were hairy, short, had bowl cuts, and looked like men.
The only reason the conquistadors raped them ( based btw )was because they were on the sea for years at a time and they had a massive influx of cum to shoot out.

>>211944014 (OP)

>>211944903
all the first hand accounts say the opposite

>>211944968
Still would

>>211944014 (OP)
If they won't go in the church, put the church in them.

>>211944014 (OP)
Most white men didn't find it attractive.

>>211944968
Why do you guys always throw such a fit and piss your pants when people are attracted to latinas?

>>211945150
no white men do
this is a fetish for bengalis

>>211945150
Sure that's why there's a whole race that got fucked into existence

>>211944783
Whats your big meme think on them pounding girls under 14 at that time then too?

>>211944783
Plenty of Spaniards now look like conquistadors would have back then. Pure natives do not look like that woman. Sometimes the men are handsome though.

>>211945191
???

>Movie about Mayan collapse
>Conquistadors arrive even though most of the old Mayan cities were jungle covered ruins at the time the conquistadors arrived in the new world
Did Mel just confuse Mayan for Aztecs? The Aztecs were around, and yes the Mayans still existed too but their main cities were abandoned and gone for centuries by the time the Spanish arrived.

>>211944014 (OP)
Not catch Syphilis

>>211945191
Are we having an episode again?

>>211945303
He literally said he didn't care. It was meatphorical kino, not literal kino.

>>211944903
>rape

>>211944382

But they did.

>>211945258
Good pussy is in demand