mom and dad edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The Fish are leaving the season 1 house tomorrow
-- Jerry has won the Disability challenge
-- Freddy and Aryeh now hate each other
-- Aryeh is acting like a faggot today
-- Sam has announced they're in legal trouble from the town, they might have to relocate "in a big box," Jet promises minimal downtime, says "we're down to go to jail" but not on day 12
-- "Things are gonna get rocky"
-- Today's arrivals: Letty, Ricky Berwick, Bam Margera, Stickermule Sauceboy
-- The Seth you grew up with no longer exists. There is only Wigger Jerry now. All nontent niggas should be assigned roles like this
-- Aryeh said he might quit over the Spongebob subreddit controversy, so he's refusing to believe it
-- Aryeh sucked on Ricky's toes
-- Bam awarded Nina $1,000 for doing the best painting of Freddy
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>>211951151
all spit and spite
you're up all night and down every day
a tired man with only hours to go
just waiting to be taken away
I want to hear Fred's music
Apologize.
Because he was right.
>ELLIE WAS 17 WHEN SHE APPLIED
ELLIE WAS 17 WHEN SHE APPLIED
>ELLIE WAS 17 WHEN SHE APPLIED
ELLIE WAS 17 WHEN SHE APPLIED
>and you're sober
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>211952305Good. Friendtank is nontent and we need to strive for more of Fredtank.
I love falling asleep to them fighting. Reminds me of being a boy
uh direnc is crashing out shut up whore
Drench is the fucking worst look at her assaulting Freddy
>Josie streams with her boyfriend
>Down to 120 even when botted
>Barely any donations
Josiepedos KWABing out
>trying to get freddy sober
Kill drench
Use your outback bogan strength
>>211952371would've pushed freddy out
Drench is a wild fucking animal
>gets to kick people
>gets to bite people
>gets to slap people
>no one can do anything back to her
???
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Dirench vs Freddy boxing match
>Alright Ellie stop talking about your crush on me. You're going to make the plausible deniability harder for me after I rape you and throw you away.
she loves him so much lol
Jet will deflower ellie. Your response?
>>211952408Because she's the best
>>211952355So? She wasn't accepted until she was 18. You do remember she is a last minute fill in, right?
what the fuck man lmao
you know for a fact if he would have slapped her back he would have got thrown out
MEAN DRUNK
>MEAN DRUNK
MEAN DRUNK
>MEAN DRUNK
MEAN DRUNK
>MEAN DRUNK
MEAN DRUNK
>MEAN DRUNK
MEAN DRUNK
>MEAN DRUNK
MEAN DRUNK
>MEAN DRUNK
MEAN DRUNK
>MEAN DRUNK
MEAN DRUNK
>MEAN DRUNK
>"Hey this guy is abusive and not a good person when he drinks"
>Lets keep antagonizing him
She knows what she is doing, she doesnt care
THE HOTTEST GUY IN FISHTANK HISTORY
Slapped his drunk ass lmao
>>211952450hitting women is illegal bro
lol
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>it's called reactive abuse
what a delusional crybully whore hahahhahahaha
how has nobody intervened lol what is this cast
Second person Drench assaulted
>>211952387lol that means she actually likes him
too bad Freddy is never getting sober
here's the full clip of ellie talking about jet in confessional
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750826959381753.webm
>>211952408She's too powerful. People are too afraid to do shit against her because they know she always gives back 10 times worse.
French driving content so hard again. My biggest fear is one of these drunk retards accidentally eliminates themselves and kills the season for good
HOW CAN SHE HIT?? HOW CAN SHE HIT??
>>211952355I remember talking to her on the MDE discord years ago
>>211952482The Lion would own these losers
>>211952456>You're abusive *slap* when you drink *spit* you're mean
lmao freddy fell down the stairs
Has there ever been a worse crashout in Fishtank history?
JET NEPTUNE FUCKED AN 18 YEAR OLD STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL
>JET NEPTUNE FUCKED AN 18 YEAR OLD STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL
JET NEPTUNE FUCKED AN 18 YEAR OLD STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL
>JET NEPTUNE FUCKED AN 18 YEAR OLD STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL
JET NEPTUNE FUCKED AN 18 YEAR OLD STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL
>JET NEPTUNE FUCKED AN 18 YEAR OLD STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL
JET NEPTUNE FUCKED AN 18 YEAR OLD STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL
>JET NEPTUNE FUCKED AN 18 YEAR OLD STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL
FREDDYTANK AGAIN CARRYING THIS SEASON
Canโt stand that fucking accent fucking kick that bitch
>>211952408no one is stopping them from retaliating
>>211952408where have i seen this before
>>211952483No people don't fuck with her because she cries rape and abuse + production cucks anyone who tries
Who hasn't falled down the stairs yet
Drench spits some obnoxious sobriety shit at Freddy whenever they do this.
I donโt even think itโs wrong or whatever but itโs kinda annoying to hear in this context.
What are they even doing lmao
>what are you gonna do?
>nothing, because you want me
fucking based freddy
>>211952480I feel like Cole could make a song to this...
ngl im on team freddy, what about you?
>>211952435I just realized I've hardly seen Jet called Goran anymore, a lot old fags aren't around this season
duo
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why is everyone ganging up on Freddy again?
>>211952480>Oh youโre in deepWhat did Letty mean by this?
Abi flashbacks?
plz rate my frank hassle aka chad king aka wild randy montage thx
https://youtu.be/XIVvWNnxpoM
DON'T FUCKING SHIT TEST ME DAN
Look at the nontent squad ganging up on the only content again
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DANNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Kek dans gone next for shit testing jet in front of ellie
>>211952310 (OP)So like whatโs the deal with this show ?
Iโve never watched it, itโs a bunch of autistic people crammed into a house and given embarrassing challenges until they quit?
DAN MOGGING JET IN FRONT OF ELLIE
DANIEL VERSUS JET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>211952526He's right.
When a girl keeps confronting you, she wants it.
>>211952534If you're not team Freddy then you're retarded
IT'S ALL FALLING APART KEK
ARYEHHH
GET TA FACK OVA 'ERE
freddy going full han solo
ELLIE CAUSES THIS
JET IS MAD LMAO
>>211952463That's the fucked up thing. It's the BPD bitches who like the hard bodies. The average lady wants a soft body guy. Not a lard whale but just someone who is dad-like.
ARE YOU SHIT TESTING PRODUCTION
>Jet actually got mad as fuck
its crazy how much more of an issue dan is compared to freddy lmfao
>what the fuck are you gonna do?
>a retarded guy's got an issue with me
DAN SHIT-TESTING HOLY FUCK
>.....do...dont fuck with me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
jet w for the first time ever
I'M THE CREATOR OF THE FUCKING SHOW
WANNA FIND OUT? ILL KICK YOUR FUCKIN HEAD IN YOU LITTLE RETARDED CUNT. goodnight ellie ;)
Ellie is soaking wet after that Jet aggression
damn ellie is so wet for jet right now
Jet is such a faggot dude lol
dan fucking with jet is actually hilarious because it pisses him off so bad
they're fucking blowing razzies at eachother lmao
Jet is pissed with Daniel now
>>211952310 (OP)Why is Jet such a faggot lol
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DAN YOURE BEING A BIG COLE RIGHT NOW
>touch me when your sober
he's in
jet was that close to getting ewiminawed
Jet ego reaching catastrophic heights
>touch me when you're sober
WHAT THE?
Daniel can you come to the basement right quick?
>>211952499lol ask jobe
He knows
Best day in fishtank history maybe.
Shame it all ends tomorrow
Jet got mogged by Dan LMAOOOOO
NO DAN YOU FUCKING RETARD NOT IN FRONT OF ELLIE AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Dan dons his shining suit of armor.
===PREDICTION===
>winner: Ellie
>next out: Daniel
time to admit today was good doomers
I WILL BUY A SEASON PASS IF JET OPENS THE DOOR AND PUSHES DANIEL OUT HIMSELF
THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN COLE OR JIN LMAO
almost got a shoot daniel vs jet fight holy shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jet is not forgiving this RIP Daniel
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>I DARE DANIEL TO HIT ME
this is the first time anyone has gotten physical with jet, right? i imagine they're gonna bring in sam tomorrow to shut that down immediately
Look at how quickly Dan turns into a simp
unfathomable and endless jet w. he RUNS this shit. he IS fishtank. start kneeling FAGS
>>211952624did you want him to just sit there and get manhandled by a retarded guy?
please don't call me jet
>>211952624He must be raped to correct this
>>211952600wtf was Daniel even trying to do?
>Jet goes to shut the door >Daniel throws it back open in his faceJet has more self control than I do lol
>>211952629>hehe I like the door thing hehe>NO NOT LIKE THAT COL-DANIEL
>>211952629Jet has a short fuse he is such a faggot
"touch me when you're sober"
freddy is so fucking in bros
HAHAHAHA JET STARTS SPAMMING TTS AGAINST DANIEL HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>211952629boss baby's balls dropped
is jet raging on the TTS now
>>211952583kek I knew when he flipped Ben off in the cell that heโd start some shit later
>>211952629this guy is deeply disturbed
bros i had a really messed up night
but I tuned in at the right time.
Will this season be a good one after all?
SOMEBODY POST THE CLIP OF DAN VS JET I MISSED IT
>freeloaders unleash the cast
>they become too strong for production to control
>back to swords
The night is over
I want to beat Freddy's ass so bad. All he does is deal with autist, retards and women.
>>211952483people are afraid to do shit because she's a level 99 crybully
really bad night for jet neptune
>>211952597>HEY>back down jet>pwoduction said soh...
>>211952629Jet thinks he can act like Sam but forgets Sam is 6'4 and almost 300lbs. Jet is 5'4 and 300lbs.
HAHAHAHAHA
>ellie simp for jet
>freddy slapped tail under legs
>aryeh about to quit
>drench broke contract
>dan shit tests jet and calls him fat
Either torture house begins or showโs over
letty
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do you guys think jet felt like Sam there
>>211952658rape yourself low effort op faggot
aryeh was so ready to gang up on freddy for a second
Is it awkward now that we know Ellie is thinking about Jet naked in every scene?
>>211952629>That genuine anger
DAN WON
JET THE GROOMER LOST
jet has been so fucking mogged this season it's unbelievable
im fucking dead man, jet looks so retarded trying so hard to stop a literal retard. why did he try so hard to close the door when dan was gonna re open it hahahhaahah
>watch for minutes
>nothing
>leave for 1ms
>dan shit test
>come back
>nothing
sigh
>>211952663>exposed as gooning ellie>exposed as a bitch by danielNot a good night for jet
As if it wasn't obvious Jet has never been in a physical altercation besides getting his gay ass beat by his dad. His go-to move is "don't fuck with me" and walking away like he's in a movie LMFAO
ricky looks so uncomfortable
I invented choc on the rocks
Ellie is so wet right now
That came so out of fucking nowhere lol
Jet, you gotta fuck with Dan so hard now.
Dan W
Jet is a little bitch
Dan needs to be drunk every day
>>211952668They're perfect for each other, desu
>>211952690>All he does is deal with autist, retards and women.Is it his fault jet cast these retards?
ELLIE CAUSED THIS
JET IS MAD LMAO
ELLIE CAUSED THIS
JET IS MAD LMAO
this fat faggot is talking about chocolate milk please get him out of here NOW HE IS FUCKING UP THE SHOW GET HIM OUT GET THE WEIRD FREAK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!GET OUT GET OUT GET THE FUCK OFF THE SHOW
>>211952629Bet this fat faggot wishes he never kicked Cole or Jin now KEK
im not a jet fan or anything i just dont like open disrespect like that, jet is putting daniel on and has been nice to him, daniel is an ungrateful little cunt
>>211952683nah this was a rare jet w lol
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KWAB
>>211952700I'd love to see this become like s2's climax
jetsisters i think that was an overall W
this is his tank. we're just watching it
>moves in room for 24 hours
>comes down and tries to eliminate the only content
>goes up stairs and mopes again
Hecking mommy drench
>>211952700unironically the best cast
They crash out so hard
jet came back up in the hopes of not appearing like a bitch
Would Jet have that attitude against ANYONE else? girls excluded
>>211952629Jet is a fucking freak
>>211952629im gwona tew sam on you....
jet ran downstairs to let off a couple of rage ttses and blow off steam
>>211952480kek ben might be hotter with some minoxidil
how does he recover?
>>211952664He wanted Drench and Freddy to keep fighting to push each other out.
i she still in love with jet after that display?
hey jet if you dont wanna get shit on get the shitted on maybe stop interjecting yourself like today fuckin retard
I would love to beat the shit out of Jet
>comes back and shoves a camera in ellie's face
>>211952749Daniel literally jumped backwards lmao stfu hahaha
Dan is UNSTOPPABLE after some dwinks
>>211952746she's crying tears of joy
>>211952632I honestly believe they have 13 episodes of content in just 12 days.
>>211952751It would have been an appropiate response to when he said he would kick his head in
Daniel is such a fucking sheep, he hates Freddy for no good reason now. Freddy has been cradling him the whole show
>>211952700torture house is happening when they go in the box
I HATE THIS WIGGER
DAN BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS PLEASE
>>211952756>DUDE STOP>YOU'RE BEING A FUCKING COLE CLOSE THE DOOR STOP!!!
>dude, I invented iced chocolate milk
crackwhore thinks she's holier than thou so obnoxious. She's gotta take an egg to the face
top 3 night in fishtank history, from probably the worst season
Who won in that interaction: Jet or Daniel?
Not even Dan is scared of Jet lol
>saves your show
Apologize
>>211952698Daniel is pretty well built but heโs autistic enough that Jet can reasonably push him around
>>211952700> drench broke contractHow?
>>211952751No, Jet is pissed because he got bitched in from of his new 18 yo fleshlight
>>211952830its choc on the rocks you dumb retard
>>211952837fuck your numbers
>>211952743That's the draw of the show. I don't know why cast this burn out normalfag instead. Luke should box him daily until his CTE kills him
SHES A GOOD WOMAN! SHE WILL WIN THIS.
>>211952810why was jet trying so hard to close it here? just let dan reopen u fucking sperg KEK he'll make himself look stupid
>You won't kick me out
>go ahead, I'm right here
>you won't do shit
>you want me in here
pure fucking kino, this is freddy's house
>puts on his serious face
Your response?
>>211952782He'll be slaying by the end of the season. 2 more vveeks
>>211952797 >gets mogged by the contestants of his own show
>>211952629>jet had to act tough in front of ellieHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I'M DYING
holy shit everything is happening today
>Episode 12 of Jet acting like a fish and wondering why he keeps getting shittested
He actually has no self awareness and no ability to self reflection if he is wondering why he keeps getting shit tested by the lowest value people imaginable.
>>211952837>folkstrannie faggot
>>211952514instant endearment
>>211952841I mean... Jet kind of held his own against a retard while Daniel challenged production.... so Daniel?
who is the guy in the yellow shirt?
>best cast wasted on the laziest season
>still manages to produce kino
>>211952872I RUN THIS FUCKING SHOW
>shivow me timbows da fat guy got an issue with me
>>211952809>AM I CUTE ELLIEJosie would never
dan should make another hole in the wall or something
>Fred wins
>abuses his new dog
>Lu-Luke...help me. Daniel is mogging me
they're definitely gonna have sam intimidate daniel tomorrow, aren't they?
Angiexirs... today has been the best day of the season, how do we switch the goalpost
>mogged by OF whore pouring water on him
>mogged by literal retard with a lisp
Is it over for Jet?
it would be cool if aryeh left
Jet is the least intimidating looking person I have ever seen
I would break into laughter if he spoke to me like that
>>211952745I see maybe 6 different instances of this couple on campus every day.
zero chance ricky comes back
whoever is the least drunk wins
>>211952629This was so retarded for all involved
ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME
AND HOW YOU PLAY IT
>daniel wants to box jet
PLEASE let this happen
>guys... its 1am... please stop producing content...
DAN RING THAT BELL
BOX JET RIGHT NOW
>>211952907wa you espect?? I am watawded and I was dwunk.
>>211952913>fucks ellieHe is fine
>>211952890>WHWA AW YOU GANNA WDOOjet didnt have a response to this
>>211952914aryeh is /ourguy/ and im sick and tired of pretending he's not
to be a fly on the wall in the basement kek
fucking jet
Him being a camera bitch is right. This is what he should be, not the showrunner just some camera bitch.
>>211952886I think Letty actually brings the worst out of people. Top tier instigator
Anthony is still here lol
>>211952931theres so much onions in the room man i cant handle it
>>211952899>Jet on the admin account
this cast is so fucking trashy kek I love it
grim
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anybody just catch Daniel call Aryeh Freddie lol
GET RICKY AND HIS FUCKING HANDLERS OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE
>>211952837if ever was the thing then alright but I don't see for what reason for being this
>>211952907considering jet was too pussy to kick Jin out himselfโฆyes!
Freddy W
Dan W
Jet W also, we all know he could have handled that WAY worse
Today is insane
>>211952913He's 100% smashing Ellie in a little under 4 weeks. Jet's already won
>>211952911freddy on wrench
I missed most of today. Can someone give me a qrd? I caught the beginning of the retard challenge.
>why should I stop drinking I have nothing to lose
>>211952934ETS AWW ABOWT DE GAME
AND HOWW YEW PWAY EET
>shouwd i box jet?
>im pwoduction
>>211952911Dan rang on Jet
>>211952868this facade has worn off
>>211952597>dan mogging jetWe need clips, pronto
>>211952939>>211952944he's too much of a coward
I find it very funny and charming when Sam gets close to the girls.
I find it nauseating when Jet does.
>>211952880Colin Farrell stand-up-after-security-comes face
>>211952943>cops are already ready to arrest production>let's broadcast a domestic dispute to the neighborhood at 1amthe door was never staying open you retard lmao
Daniel really pushing his luck
>Letty joins
>the whole house hates each other
>ellie confesses her love to jet
it didnt even take 24 hours
>ellie, i know your heart fluttered when he said "dont fuck with me"
Kek
I DIDDENT DWINK ALL DE AWCAHO
Dan's about to get kicked off
Jet mogged, Dan spitting facts
DANN
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HOLY FUCK
I LOVE DANIEL
JET FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT
>>211952857he didn't invent iced chocolate milk
someone did that way before him
THE FUCKING STRIPES
THEY REALLY ARE CHANGING COLOR
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>211952984Looking extra bosnian here.
jet wouldn't but god I'd love to see that boxing match
>>211953004The witch is loose
>>211953004thats just the power of a ukranian jew
look at zelinsky
YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE COLE RIGHT NOW
YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE COLE RIGHT NOW
Why is jordan pressing Daniel?
>>211952745Clussy started it.
>>211953004Letty is the true content queen
>He's STILL talking about angewa
Holy shit man
this night is what Jet was dreaming of when he made Fishtank
>Seth starts simping for Jet
>>211952991Because sam does playful flirting. Jet does creepy shit and keeps reminding them he is in charge
>I LOVED HER
I pray I'm never down this bad
Apologize to Jet for the neptvnian kino
stay back jet-sama...i got this.
dan actually spitting facts and taking W's for once, Jet should box him
>>211953032LMAOO heโs so fucking funny
>>211952955i honestly think people give her too much credit all she did was ask questions no one else asked. any freeloader girl could have pulled this stuff out of them, they're just retarded
Letty uses her jewish magic to turn everyone on eachother
She really is evil
>jet ignored the callout
KWAB
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>>211952939A quick glance says Daniel should win with ease but I donโt know if heโs coordinated enough. I think the whatever minimal boxing Jet has absorbed from Sam might carry him to a win.
not even in the tank and its all they talk about
>I wouved her
can't even say her name right
this fucking nigger is still calling her angela....
she is abusive and needs to leave
Dan vs Jet boxing match would be kino
>>211952948He is SUCH a Cole
ARGGGHHHHH
>wrench giggling and play biting
she is IN LOVE
She haunts the narrative.
>>21195303210 years from now he'll still be mourning Angela
it's so fucking funny how bad Dirench wants Freddy's dick but is sad because he's a drunk and she wants him to be a better man.
KEK Daniel called fatass Jet out on his bluffs. Funny how literal 100 pound autists can call him out on his bluff. Jet is going to keep getting shit tested because he's a fucking loser even among the biggest losers.
>>211953086by "they" you mean one low functioning retard (your tank double)
i hope daniel never learns angelina's actual name lmao
Letty has more faith than Daniel, but they could get along as long as Letty understands that. Let him eat vegetables.
Odds of them fucking before the end? Odds of Freddy hitting her?
they still like each other :)
kek jet making a sexually charged challenge to try to get people to forget jellie
>YOU THINK I'M FUCKING PLAYING DUDE?
Your response?
>>211953068It works for sam because he's so fucking big and intimidating that everyone knows hes in charge
>>211953004they need to pay letty the same they paid bam
>>211953087to be fair he can't say his own either
s4 has had only like 2/14 days be good and the rest are dreadful
but itโs had like 6/14 nights be completely top tier insanely good
>restart because freddy was winning
Nice game jet
you guys need to chill on Jet, at least heโs not kicking Dan off the show
>>211953061>>211953073This guy is actually doing jet's job instead of just standing there with a smug face
>>211953130both odds are high
uhhhhhh what are the rules of the challenge we just had 10 minutes to work out
>>211953086Angie is so weird. It's like travelling through the jungle, stopping at a shack in the middle of nowhere for something to eat and finding a child prostitute there
>>211953134Heโs seen the last few threads. He knows
Please upload the Jet vs Dan clip with audio
something about this challenge feels more repulsive than ellie eating her own puke
>>211953131Punch drunk love, they were made for this shit.
>>211953135>shivow me timbows
>I wuwed her
Then why did you BETRAY HER
THE HOTTEST FISHTANK FISH
This is the worst mating ritual ever
where is jin when you need him...
>>211953085He literally can't fight. Might be worse than burt
>>211953130Can you see the hair on her shin? Sheโs like some kind of feral bogan queen
Drench is so fucking wet right now.
Jellie just made eye contact from across the room and she blushed and smiled
>>211953178>something about this challenge feels more repulsive than ellie eating her own pukewhat about Ellie rimming Jets unshaven asshole?
This game my tradition here in dark land of Africa. You spit! That's how you do it!
The only people that like Freddy are retards too young to realize how big of a loser he is and retards in the same position as Freddy who have wasted their lives.
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DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH A MEMBER OF PRODUCTION AGAIN YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>211953177wagiesupreme posted it on twitter. i had to look it up because fags here dont clip.
Fred won't abide by dog rules anyway he's too drunk
>>211953219who gives a fuck if he's a good person he's entertaining
Common Direnc W freddy is a huge faggot
>>211953219Well yeah, sure, but most of production and the other fish are even bigger losers, which is what makes it hilarious.
>>211953219shut the fuck up you autistic retard
he's the most entertaining person there, you are LITERALLY JUST AN AUTISTIC FAGGOT
Drench literally missed 2 out of the 3 spits how could she have won
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Is Daniel our new /ftl/ avatar?
IF they push him some more he's going to kill Jet
>>211953219if you're on /ftl/ you've wasted your life
if you're frogposting on /ftl/ you are worse than freddy
>>211953219I just what he says is funny.
>if you could ask hitler one question whar would it be>if that bitch he had, if she had a nice pussy
They really were made for each other
ok, they are frank proof right now
theyโre so cute together lol
Freddy just sexually assaulted DaWrench.
direnc was REALLY uncomfortable for literally 0.025 seconds then was fine with it..........
Freddy trying to cop a feel lmaoo
Dirench and Freddy are like a married couple right now
jet standing in the corner watching them flirt like a total cuck
Fred might be THE greatest fish of all time.
>I need to fawkin kill someone
>I'll kick your fucking head in
>Don't fuck with me
>You think I'm playing?
>Oh shit he just said he wants to box me... I better hide behind Ben!
>>211953219bro i just like laughing.
some of your forget that this is a comedy show.
>>211953195i like jet too :)
>>211953267>I need to fucking kiww someoneright as I read this lmao
>>211953267If he wasnโt such a sperg he could put his fist through Jetโs head.
>>211953305why is it yellow
>>211953219I don't care, I don't have to live with him. Freddy is entertaining to watch and never dull unless they're drying him out. That's more than enough for me
Jet's just thinking how bad he wishes this was him and Ellie right now
>>211953148noooooooooooo you can't find loopholes in my game
noooooooooooooooooooooooo you can't let a woman lose
>year 2025
>literal autists still conflating "morally good person/i have a crush on this person" with "good reality show contestant"
i need to fucking KILL jet neptune with a HAMMEW
>im ganna bawx jet
and he's gonna get away with it
>I need to kiww somebody wight now
>>211953219damn you hit the mark with this one. look at the replies lol
which one of you anons are gonna report the footage of sexual harassment by freddy on direnc?
If this season final 2 is anyone but Direnc and Freddy, it's over
this night's never going to end
>>211953307he's experienced at this hahaha
alright we just gotta keep feeding dan alcohol and he'll be content. arye OUT
>>211953288Payback for her actually assaulting him
She probably feels right at home being reminded of her relationship with her brother
>>211953365I already sent the clip to their local FBI office.
this nigga's oneitis is seriously a flip mutt he knew for a week.....
i'm so glad that there are a bunch of useless people talking so we can't hear what daniel is saying
>>211953350>I'M NOT TWYING TO KIWW YOU>YOU KNOW HOW I GET WHEN I'M DWUNK
>>211953219Do people actually watch this to self insert and not for the retarded comedy and drama? I love Freddy, he's obviously a bust out piece of shit.
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>yeah Sam I uh don't feel safe on this show anymore
>>211953365im gonna do something with it
>>211953365Writing my congressman as we speak
>>211953223he finally killed jet?!!?
i cant believe he hit a member of pwoduction
hella crazy dawg
>>211953343for those who have wasted their lives thats the truth. feeling like you need to conform to posting standards on an anonymous imageboard is about as sad as it gets
>shivew me timbews a faggots got a pwobwem wiff me
doompostbrosโฆ today was a pretty good day.. the number of neptunian screenshots in the threads is starting to grow and I get the feeling that someday the nostalgia for right now will be highโฆ.
>>211953288She's a whore so that isn't possible
>>211953219kill yourself self inserting faggot stop spamming this shit
this is so fucking hot im drenched
>>211953365bitch loved it tho
>>211953396This nigga unfit for modern life
Direnc said her ex was 10x more crazy than her, and that it was the best boyfriend shes had. There is a 99.99% chance she is soaking wet right now.
>>211953392she's the only girl that ever talked to him lmao
Fuck yeah Ellie can hawk-TUAH Jetโs asshole and shove her big MOONFACE and SLANT EYES up in-TO that THANG
>>211953344people who say that are unironic friendtank enjoyers
guys i know this is a controversial take but i think i hate jet neptune
holy shit aryeh is a killstream fan that explains everything
Production has no power over half these fish
>just steals ricky's ride
lmao
aww cmon aryeh
what are ya, a proud boy?!
Holy shit after over a week of nothing, we got actual entertainment tonight.
>>211953419Iโd comfortably put it in a top 5 all time fishtank day
This is the best season of fishtank and if you think otherwise that's cool. Simple as that
>>211953365>AHHH HE BIT ME>AHHH MY DOG'S GONE RABID! NAUGHTY DOGGY! NAUGHTY NAUGHTY DOGGY!uh not me because this is literally foreplay and you're an autistic nigger who has never gotten pussy ever
WHAT DA DOG DOIN?
>>211953419>All the fish crashed out>All of the dumped themselves>Dan Tried to fight JetIt's my favorite day by Far
>>211953395yes, 90% of ftl, ppv, fishtank chat are simps or self inserts.
>IF I KNEW THEM IN REAL LIFE I WOULD HATE THEM SO THEY SUCK AND ARENT ENTERTAINING
>>211953454that's the twist... neptunian
lmao freddy is drunk as fuck
>>211953414I will never understand those who get mad at frogs.
>>211953395I think only the people who actively engage in the community tend to gay parasocial shit. Everyone is isnโt chatting is probably normal.
yo anyone know who the pink hair girl and middle aged guy are? ricky's handlers? just got here
>>211953454They dont, its awesome. I mentioned it earlier jet is fucked. Dan runs this shot now.
>>211953345i am not a shipper whatsoever but i literally had a dream about them passionately making out after they wrestled in the piss. the sexual tension is strong
It's hilarious how Jet kicked Jin over Dan cuz he thought he could control Dan better, only for Dan to end up being a bigger problem than Jin ever was.
>>211953219Lol
Youre really fucking dumb
Of course he's a fuck up
He's still the best fish in the tank dummy
best single 24hrs in fishtank history
i hate ricky's handlers so fucking much i'm genuinely seething
>>211953480because you've wasted your life and think its the most brilliant thing ever
>>211953419We got confirmation that letty is grooming ellie to be jets cocksleeve
drench was alone crying in her room all night because freddy was giving letty attention.
30 minutes of freddy play fighting with her and she's back to prancing around the house with a smile on her face.
>>211953395Freddy is the only thing keeping this shit from being stale
>>211953419the basement crew did well today
how is that doing driving that what in the world
>>211953498day 21 s3 when fatty alex b wife came over is close but yeah probably
>>211953503Have you ever had choc on the rocks?
jet you need to go back in there and show your dominance over daniel. you think ellie is going to want you now?
>>211953376he needs to dwa that muwal...
and have his sins fogiven...
FUCK DA STAFF
I AM DA STAFF
*sip*
>>211953494/ftl/ never dies.
We inhabit the soul of every fishtank contestant and will our psychic energy to get them to Attack Jet
Dan is getting annoying now
>>211953503sorry bro her tight asian pussy is getting stretched out by old white man cock tonight
>>211953494Correction: Jet was too pussy to confront Jin himself so he had Sam kick him. I expect the same thing to happen tomorrow. They might even have Luke beat his ass before they boot him.
>>211953492i hope i have a dream like that that's awesome
DON'T STOP FUCK THE STAFF
THE DANIEL REBELLION HAS BEGUN
>>211953454These fish are not even confrontanional, they are just fucking drunk
>fuck the staff
Dan is gone lmao
they are definitely hiring security next season
this is worse than Jimmy btw
>>211953506Are you sure about that? What makes you think that? Frogs are funny.
This is the season the fish finally took control from the staff
They're not only powerless, they're outright afraid of Daniel and Freddy and Drenc
HE'S GOING FOR LETTY NOW LMAO
>>211953315His name is Jet Neptune and he dies tonight
I've never seen someone have a switch flipped inside them when they're drunk quite like Daniel
it really is built off the personalities, its just that jet had NO clue it would be like this
>DON'T STOP FUCK DA STAFF CONTINUEW
>WING DA BELL ON STAFF AND KICK DEY ASS U CAN DO IT
fucking dan lmao
>>211953549this is the mallet night times a hundred
This season is reaching al/ck/ levels of alcoholism awareness
Freddy is a alcoholic rapist
>>21195349899% of it is unwatchable due to the deformed shitty diaper wearing midget. But that one minute clip if Dan shit testing Jet was more content than most days.
>>211953509I'm a gay faggot for shipping these two but I do think Direnc is actually into him, even if she won't readily admit it
they're close to a full on mutiny it's awesome
Replace Dan with a new fishtank yesman like seth
Freddy may catch an assault or attempted rape charge
>"Actually, I'm not drunk at all."
>~Drunk Freddy
guys i know this is a controversial take but i think i like jet neptune
Dan isnt being a cole anymoreโฆ
He is being himself
Neptuwne bettah wemembew dis, its Dan wowld now
dan vs jet boxing match, if daniel loses he's kicked from the show. BOOK IT NOW
>dan's getting kicked for mogging jet 3 times in a row
>freddy's getting kicked for sexual assault
>we still have 4 weeks left
>>211953531Ricky has tight holes but he is not asian.
>>211953509Well, she did tell Ellie she might be sexually frustrated
my pretty princess just lounging and enjoying the chaos she sex magicked into existence with her mere presence
>>211953194Not possible. Daniel actually lifts.
Why do they onions out at Freddy riding the scooter 2 feet as if it's going to break the fucking thing
>*slaps freddy in the face* :)
>STOP FREDDY STOP TOCUHING ME STOP IT WHAT THE FUCK
A great night following a good day.. I havenโt felt this high on content since the penthouse bros weโre running amuck
Drunk Dan is amazing content
Drench isn't into Freddy. What the fuck are you guys seeing?
>>211953550>frogs are funnythats what makes me think that. also, not something i think, its something i know for a fact.
>>211953085shut up jet lol
Whats the difference between Jimmy and Freddys overtly sexual advancements?
>>211953577The mutiny is only Dan and Freddy. Freddy doesn't even know where he is right now and Dan is Dan. That's not a mutiny
if you showed today to a S1 fag their mind would explode by the sheer content levels
>>211953605the difference is she slapped him and he's jumping at her legs and grabbing her while she says to stop
>sam humbled by mayhem miller
>jet and ben humbled by daniel, direnc, and freddy
this is the season of divine retribution
>>211953585>"Actually, I'm not drunk at all."translation
>"I've been way drunker than this. This ain't shit."
>>211953536passionate making out like clawing at each other is one of the hottest things there is
>>211953494It's because at the end of the day Daniel is less of a threat as far as exposing Sam and Jet is concerned because he's a retard and no one will take him serious. Plus jet would and could never do what he just did to Jin. Jin is like 3 inches taller and stronger.
They really need to bring Angie back as a freeloader with the exclusive goal of tormenting Daniel.
>>211953605it's a mating ritual you wouldn't get it
>Aryeh almost left or some dumb shit about fishbucks
>Freddie constant assault
>Dan tried to kill Jet Neptune
>Drench said she wants to leave and doesn't want to talk to anyone
>Ellie caused all her simps to turn on her with her declaration of love for Jet Neptune
All of this happened in one day in the last couple of hours
>>211953575She's into him but wishes he was a sober faggot like her because she has this vision in her head of what a much better man he woud be.
Or maybe knows that him being a drunk is part of his appeal but hates that she's attracted to it.
>>211953628Yeah, he should have told her to stop mid slap before her hand hit his face.
>doesn't give a fuck about the rules and disrespects staff constantly
Is he the GOAT fish?
>>211953577for fucking ONCE production is riding the line well and playing with the risks
>>211953631They also got humbled by the law and had to admit the rv was ass and sucked
Its been a great season
Freddy is blackout drunk and rock hard. The only thing guiding him is an animal instinct and the scent of pussy.
>>211953619What are you seeing? Anyway it doesn't matter because Direnc's flying straight to aus as soon as she's out the tank.
>>211953619either really solid bait or you're a virgin
give fred the skateboard ffs
>>211953672Drunk Dan>Drunk or Sober Freddy
>>211953628>IT'S DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT IS IT'S NOT ASSAULT TO SLAP SOMEONE BUT IT IS TO BITE SOMEONE
freddy is like rachel, one trick pony, this mean drunk act will get boring quickly. Daniel in the other hand...
I wonder if they'll record while they're in the boxes tomorrow
Freddy is arguably worse than Jimmy with these advancements.
Freddy raping Ricky
>Freddy raping Ricky
only the cripple is allowed to harass people
HE JUST LICKED RICKY'S FACE LMAO
>>211953620You are prejudiced against frogs because you think it makes you an oldfag or something.
THE HANDLER GETTING IN ON IT
>>211952536ALOT of hardcore fans dipped because of the RV segment and never returned. People donโt understand how that was the complete opposite of fishtank and pissed so many people off
Holy SHIT Freddy is fucked up right now, he had what like 2 days of a tolerance break?
>Ricky's handlers have to put Freddy in his place
>>211953721Who cares
Drench is a prostitute
>>211953692Simon was never a contestant. He was a fweewoader
>>211953714she actually wants it though, that's the difference
>>211953746>rules don't matta
Jet dawg u need to get back out there and fight Daniel. Ellies pussy dried up after she saw u get mad. U gotta win her back, man
Letty is nontent compared to S4 cast
She can't keep up with the fredster
>>211953609i don't know, a crashout seems imminent.
>>211953731im prejudiced against retarded faggots, it just so happens they post frogs.
>Not even Ricky wants to be near Freddy
How grim is this pathetic fucking loser.
>>211953628Thats what dogs do
>>211953736And then Sam today was like โI think people thought we did it on purpose to trollโ I hope he was joking because he couldnโt possibly be more off base
>>211953741*gay drew carrey looking faggot has to give freddy a shove
he's gonna talk so much shit on the drive home in his effeminate faggot canadi-cuck voice
RICKY HANDLER JUST SAID 4CHAN KICK HIM OUT
>rapes drench
>rapes letty
>rapes ricky berwick
>takes ricky's scooter and rams into his handler
best fish of all time
>tries to rape Da Wrench
>tries to rape Letty
>tries to rape Ricky
>>211953774do you ever get tired of projecting your delusional fiction?
Freddy is too powerful right now
>>211953623looks mostly. freddy looks super fucked up but he still doesn't look as bad as jimmy. and he has some duebro musician energy, while jimmy has literal psychopath energy
direnc mogs the tank once again
Where's this anti-Freddy sentiment suddenly coming from after /ftl/ has loved him for two weeks
Is there a 'cord invasion
Jet's not coming up with those gloves, is he?
>jet
>what's this I'm hearing about you hurting a member of pwoduction?
Think they regret picking Dan over Angie now?
>>211953673They're not riding the line, no one in the basement has any physicality except Ben. If 8ft 400lb Sam isn't there to keep people in line the wiggers get steamrolled by fish
GET THE FUCKING HANDLER OUT OF THERE
>>211953816Yes Letty's appearance changed the demographics of these threads
>>211953623freddy is a charming retard. jimmy is creepy.
>>211953816he is a rapist women beater street punk that would steal the shirt off your back while calling you a friend, thoughbeit
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boxxy mentioned
>>211953772Cutting corners when judging others takes the load off your mind, but it doesn't mean you are correct at all.
>>211953816Yeah if you could see IP counters it would be even more obvious
Ellie was very excited to here people were posting her on /tv/
>>211953785jeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttt bring back the meme screen
>LOL ARYEH IS SUCKING RICKYS FEET
>OMG FREDDY IS LICKING RICKYS FACE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM
>>211953736I should have stopped fucking watching after that shit
I'm getting reports that Ellie got the ick when she saw Jet's "serious" face. These reports may have been exaggerated however as it's possible she has only ever seen rich kid "fights" in grade 11.
okay but who the fuck is that old guy
>>211953815>STOP IT STOP TOUCHING ME STOP YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED THIS IS AGAINST THE RULES
WAT DA FUCK ARWE YEW GOING TO DEW
>>211953623Freddy is a raper; Jimmy is raped
>>211953816the entire house is against him, he might honestly be the next to go if they all team up against him
>>211953816he revealed that he isn't a based esoteric chud
>>211953851>charminghow in the actual fuck can you consider this drunk retard charming? he's a complete faggot.
>gets a dog
>OMG Dog stop being my DOG!
>>211953854i am correct. and im correct in saying you should kill yourself.
>>211953832Why don't they work out between seasons? At least hire security or something
>>211953861Aryeh is le hecking wholesome chungus redditor of the season
FREDDY IS THE CONTENT KING
>>211953816Weโre shit testing production.
>Symbol gets a little to touchy
>Freddy grabs chicks by the pussy and constantly is touching the girls.
How can he touch?
>>211953831what exactly would angie be doing right now? i really don't see a place for her in this new aggressive tank. this is a battlefield for warriors who wage a holy crusade on production.
why does aryeh hold drinks like a NPC
>>211953815>YOURE FUCKIN DRUNK FREDDYYYYY>STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>211953871not what she said retard
Freddy is a pedophile rapist.
>>211953623Well when the first thing you talk about after telling someone your name is the time you got raped in the mormon prison camp and how you're going to personally kill pedophiles that kinda throws people off
>>211953809man sometimes I feel this guy is like the cool version of jon
QRD on who the 2 people are that aren't Ricky and Letty? I haven't been watching at all today
>>211953883Sam would not let that happen
>>211953883He's the only one left to fight for Angelina's memory. They deserve his havoc for their deeds.
>>211953904he is genuinely the fucking worst, it doesn't help that the fat retard with glasses is encouraging him
direnc keeps sitting close to him lol
>>211953861To be fair, aryeh and ricky are basically equals
>>211953868Jet handled it pretty well given that Dan is obviously blacked out
>>211953852back to ppv chat sheltered retard faggot
>>211953918Drunk Dan crashing out because she was into Freddy would be kino
>>211953831i'm sure they regret kicking jin which caused some karmic effect with the other contestants shit testing them way more
say night night content king
Claire tryna talk to TJ in the ft chat
>>211953919Because he is actually retarded. any more retarded and he would be in a chair, non-verbally grunting and shitting his pants.
>>211953831it's 50/50 at this point
we're getting parallels storytelling here
Dan NEEDS to destroy the house
>>211953887youre right but consider the other males in the tank. freddy comes off as a total chad in comparison
>>211953908Who did he grab by the pussy
>>211953933I genuinely hope Sam forces them to make Freddie the winner, would really piss off Direnc and anything that makes her mad is good
>>211953852KILL YOURSELF BENLEAKS
>>211953831we would have four fish standing around in the background doing nothing instead of three
>>211953918>what exactly would angie be doing right now?caught between spilling spaghetti over letty and jealous that letty's in the house
basically 10 times worse than drench
>>211953908michealangelo and davinci are italians so its ok
>>211953925Takes one to know one
Just another day in the best fishtank season. Incredible how much this shits on the 'GOATED' season 2.
GIVE DAN MORE LIQUOR
GIVE DAN MORE LIQUOR
GIVE DAN MORE LIQUOR
>>211953831i think they regret kicking jin over dan now
>(SรYFACE) OMG THE ECELEB NINA FROM CHICKENANDY'S KICK STREAM SHOWED UP OMG GOATED DAY
>(SรYFACE) OMG WASHED UP ALCOHOLIC FROM 2006 SHOWED UP OMG ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
>(SรYFACE) OMG DEFORMED TIKTOK ECELEB THAT SHITS HIS PANTS AND DOES FUNNY FACES SHOWED UP OMG ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS NEPTUNIAN THIS DAY WILL NEVER BE TOPPED
It really cracks me up how uncomfortable Aryeh makes Ellie. You can tell Ellie wants to tell him to fuck off but she doesn't have the balls to do it.
>>211953909>>211953955"jet is the cutest sweetie-est boy in the tank"
quit posting this stupid cunt unless it's post-mortem photos of her with her head half cut off like that one discord whore
>>211954004go back to sharty
why are autistic nerds so obsessed with the concept of prison wine
>>211953852learned from the best
Can they get this disgusting homonculous out of here already??
i want ayre and this old nigga to fuck and fuck off they're perfect for eachother
the guy mentioned prison freddy's going to prison for stealing pills
ricky's handlers are normie faggots, genuinely need to kick them out
>>211953995you meant season 1 lol this single day mogs the entirety of it
>>211954012she pretty much did tell him to fuck off yesterday (sunday)
Thank god these nontent losers can't vote someone off. Freddie is the only one with Media Training that understands what this is. The rest are too braindead to realize they aren't just hanging out with each other for a month.
>>211954024She needs to be saved and Jet needs a beating
Do any of you chaps else think Ricky's fat suburban dad handler would've been a good famous house contestant?
>>211954043shes not disgusting or a homonculous
>>211954043he needs to leave before they start on the angewa mural
he's gona kill the vibe
>>211953895Jet has had a squat rack 10 ft from his work desk for years, Sam tried to get him to lift on stream once and he played on a hoverboard instead after getting gassed with 20lb DB squats. He'd rather do whippits and order wings
>>211954006>>211953955>Property of Jet NeptuneLOL
>>211954044both redditors
>>211954021that was put in there when big chungus and little chungus brought in the skate ramps
>>211954050they suck so much they're just making useless noise
Why do they have ricky in diapers like you would a monkey
>>211953852Sounds like the perfect Fish. Go moralfag somewhere else you homo.
>>211954012She was literally laughing with Ellie about how he "apologized for not being a good friend to her", like the idea of them being friends is hilarious. She said she just smiles and nods and they both laughed again.
>>211954038Safe edgy and "fun fact" territory
>>211954073jet needs a shooting and she could use a beheading
>>211954012Ellie straight up covering her ears when Aryeh was singing right by her was pretty funny
>she doesn't have the balls to do it Her plan is to remain a pacifist all the way till the end (the josie route, crazy cuz Angie called her out day 1 about this)
>>211952934DA SAWEBWAL AWSAWIN
Donโt go new, recycle this first
>>211951190>>211951190
>>211954072>I'm tired of it, I just wanna hang outCool friendtank bro
>>211954154Jesus Christ man
>>211954154Jet? Sure.
Not Ellie, she can still be saved.
>>211953890Enjoy your keyboard immunity from repercussions. It will catch up to you somehow else for being so disrespectful. I would hate to be you. In fact, I have chosen not to be like you with my life, coward. Be sure not to talk to people like that in real life because any red blooded American would knock you out. And you shouldn't talk to people like that here either. You have it coming.
>>211952934DA KING OF KINGS
AWN YA NEEZ DAWG
>>211954187shivew me timbews we have a tough guw ovew hewe!
>>211954231You're goddamn right.
>>211953631>sam humbled by mayhem millerqrd?
>>211954325Sam went on a podcast with damiel, mayhem miller hosted by some guy that drives a pickup truck and Sam talked about how racial minorities need to be deported so that America can be a white christian ethnostate. As much as i dislike Sam, mayhem miller didn't make any sharp or cogent points.
>>211954325this:
>>211954452but also sam would start stuttering when miller would disagree. he seemed genuinely afraid of him which is funny because he brought him onto the podcast
WHO GOT A CLIP OF SETH SALUTING?
im kinda over drunk freddy already now
he just picks on handicapped people
>>211953585>im a drunk asshole>you're a sober asshole>also im not drunk at all>uhhhhhhhhhhh you smelt it so you deal with it
cast is full of fuckin energy vampires
>>211953816because hes le heckin content and we fricken love the fredster hes just playin the game bro thats how you win the game bro dont pay attention to the other seasons and who won those
we love the freddster hes such a piece of shit
Jet is about to propose to letty