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third for Kauaสปi สปลสปล
the last of its kind
>>211954022 (OP)>horror icon gives birth to an even better horror iconWhy isn't this trope more common?
Imagine not watching the best horror movie podcast on the planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aue9KLyYhEQ
>>211954380>Shane GillisThis guy's already wearing thin for me
Fuck you, I'm looking forward to it.
>>211954430after watching the recent Protect our Parks, I don't see how. The guy is a comedic once in a generation genius. Makes everything he's on better.
>>211954188KYS saaarrrr
>>211952975Based as fuck.
>>211953283None of these are overrated, especially not Suspiria.
5 overrated horror films
>Suspiria
>Phenomena
>Midsommar
>Gremlins
>Henry
>>211955064>overratedplease stop using this. the only rating that matters is your own.
rate my opinion
>>211954430Maybe Trevor Noah is more your style. Perhaps Jimmy Fallon as well
>>211955106Overrated as in people like it, but they are objectively bad movies.
>>211955064>>SuspiriaAgree
>>Phenomenadisagree. literally the only Argento movie that I thought was actually kinda decent.
>>Midsommaragree
>>Gremlinsmaybe idk. It's good but not the absolute must-see classic that the wait of it's name carries. Just a fun little creature movie.
>>HenryI think this is a solid serial killer movie. Hard to call it overrated when it's not a heavily discussed film that's often brought up in conversations related to the best horror movies.
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>>211954849He acts like he's Louis CK's little brother or something. His whole style is just an amalgamation of the edgy Comedy Central comedians that are already long since played out.
>>211955213Shane Gillis is a paycheck away from being these guys
>>211954672attempting to dodge spoilers on this site
>>211955295yes, fella, thats my point - they dont matter.
or maybe they do matter? in the sense that being rated highly by a wide number of people mean more movies you dont like will be made, perhaps?
>>211955064> SuspiriaThis was enjoyable to watch and I can tell why midwits like it.
>Phenomenalol This movie is a joke. Mediocre looking actress carried this movie for the legions of dorks.
>Midsommarloser movie. Fake artsy movie lacking substance. Director is probably a closet homosexual
>Gremlins80โs horror that was laughed at when it came out.
>HenryThis is horror?
>>211955295>objectively badit's always subjective
also overrated just means more praised than it deserves.
>>211955467new trailers add more spoilers do not watch. i made that mistake
>>211955064This general loves these movies.
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Trailer for Strange Harvest. Not actually gonna watch it because I'm definitely seeing this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ujt8b9ekQ4&t=82s
>>211955739We donโt really care for quality. Movies just need cute actresses and nudity.
>>211955801k but the main actresses in Suspiria and Phenomena are both ugly. We dont even need to talk about the ones in Midsommar, they are repulsive. What the hell is Gremlins? And the main actor in Henry is ugly.
>>211955781jeff the killer rip off
>>211955781>Saban FilmsOh no
What did you think of this motion picture?
>>211955960Thought the reveal of the stairs was a amazing.
Didn't like pretty much everything after that, the in your face woke elements did not help.
Kind of similar to Heretic desu. People should hire me to create more interesting things down the stairs.
I just put on a random horror movie and that Michael Rooker Henry guy is in it. And one of the characters looks like HP love craft.
Thoughts? It's a bit amateurish but I enjoyed it.
>>211955423>His whole style is just an amalgamation of the edgy Comedy Central comedians that are already long since played out.articulate with examples
>Shane Gillis is a paycheck away from being these guysI doubt it. He's already the spokesman by Bud Light, has a hit Netflix show, and is also doing movies. If he was going to turn into one of those guys, he would have already done it, yet he's still going on Legion of Skanks and Kill Tony saying offensive funny shit. I just don't see it.
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Very impressive indie action horror movie, gimmic is it's a side-scroller. Largely all made by one guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9dDYtB1O_c
>>211956134*impressive looking. Haven't actually seen it yet.
>>211955064This is just a list of movies that personally piss you off.
>>211956246Not him but not saying those movies are bad, just overrated.
>>211956358Not him. Those movies are just famous for having polarizing opinions.
>>211956106>articulate with examplesNo
>I doubt it. He's already the spokesman by Bud Light, has a hit Netflix showRead that back
>>211956106> he's still going on Legion of Skanks and Kill Tony saying offensive funny shitSuch as "white people are lame, that's why every European nation must accept millions of African immigrants! Dude! Huhhuhuhuh"
>>211956407I do not care much for this films either. I am a tourist here. Do you guys like those films?
>>211956407Gremlins polarizing?
>>211956431Me too. Some parts were cheesy, like the scenes with the quippy fat kid, but over all it was pretty fun. I think the movie would have been cooler if the kids went insane on the middle of the movie instead of at the very end though.
>>211956487It is not polarizing, most people hate it. No idea what he is talking about.
>>211956477I am a samefag here.* FTFY
>>211956487He's just baiting because he has an irrational hatred for those films.
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Suspiria 2018 > Suspiria
And it's not close
>>211956524Who does? Calm down. Not everyone has the same opinions.
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See, writing "most people hate Gremlins" is literally bait. This is the same brown retard calling anyone that enjoys it manchildren.
>>211956520>most people hate it.Alright now you're just baiting for (you)s
>>211956660It is 80โs slop bro. Movie was laughed out the theater when it came out.
> 80โs fag
>>211956620I wish I had had a Gizmo plushie as a kid, not for sexual purposes tho. I was just a fan of the movies.
>>211956437>Read that backI know but that's my point though. Who else in his position is still loyal to the "problematic" people that helped put him on the map in the first place while still going on these shows calling people faggots and retards? The fact that he has a bud light deal and doing shit for Netflix despite this just proves to me he's not someone who's going to suddenly become a bitch for the big companies like a Trevor Noah or a Jimmy Fallon.
>>211956471what are you even talking about lmao
>>211956653Stop samefagging, saaarrr.
>>211956660It's just sad at this point.
>>211956694I'd expect the horror comedy to have that effect on people.
>>211956660It may be a genuine new low for Pissman.
>>2119559606/10. i felt enjoyment more than annoyance. but i definitely felt annoyance at times
>>211956752This. So much this.
Pissman is a billion times better than Lowlifesfag and that is an objective fact.
>>211956814Gadonfag/Fixfag is relatively easy to ignore. Pissman is not.
>>211956471Picrel is the guy replying to you
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>>211956772You cant just summon the bogeyman every time people disagrees with you.
>>211956853There is no pissman desu. You guy cant just use him whenever you get posts that disagree with /hor/. Thatโs how hiveminds form.
>>211956886How can I summon a brown loser that's already here? I'm replying to (You) right now.
>>211956926Exactly. Posts like yours really bring down the quality of this general.
>>211956962Is that from November. Get a life dude.
>>211956972Just hide the replies and chat about horror, simple as.
Which of these are anons going to see in theater:
>M3GAN 2.0 (27 June)>Jurassic World Rebirth (2 July)>I Know What You Did Last Summer (July 18)>Weapons (August 8)>Shelby Oaks (August 22)>Toxic Avenger (August 29)>The Conjuring: Last Rites (5 Sept)>HIM (Sept 19)
>>211956716>what are you even talking about lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ii7SSiXVqBg
Louis CK Jr.
>>211956998>Is that within the past year>get a life dude!
>>211957005>Jurassic World Rebirth (2 July)Not hor
>>211957005I really wanna see M3gan, but I go to the movies alone and don't wanna come across as a weirdo.
>Feast II: Sloppy Seconds
>Feast III: The Happy Finish
ok I'm looking forward to these now
>>21195697/hor/'s existence is killing you and I hope it continues to.
>>211956998Yeah you've been doing this over a year and a half now. Talk about getting a life, loser lmao
>>211956972Then report all the Pisscuck spam so the post count will return to 20 something and we will be free from this schizo for another month.
>>211957032Meds if you think someone from November is still here. Just stop letting Pissman live rent free in your head
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missed potential: the movie
would have been kino house horror if it hadn't been for the shitty tryhard sappy ending
>>211957037You haven't seen it yet.
>>211957005>>M3GAN 2.0 (27 June)You have to be a legitimate underage retard with bad taste to want to go and see this slop. Literal PG13 slop made for teen girls
>>Jurassic World Rebirth (2 July)not horror
>>I Know What You Did Last Summer (July 18)The original film was dogshit. Why would this be any different
>>Weapons (August 8)never heard of it. dont care. shitty name for a movie
>>Shelby Oaks (August 22)shelby can choke on my oak
>>Toxic Avenger (August 29)Looked pretty bad. The gore is CGI slop and doesn't seem all that funny.
>>The Conjuring: Last Rites (5 Sept)They're still making these retarded movies?
>>HIM (Sept 19)I don't listen to Bam Margera's goth girl myspace music.
>>211957048lol definitely dont go watch Gremlins in theaters alone. Thats wierd.
>>211957085You need to stop trying to gaslight this general and walk straight into a New Delhi train.
>>211957085>Meds if you think someone from November is still hereI'm from 2010, newfag. This retard unironically thinks users just go away after a few months. Most of the people in this thread right now are the same faggots from October.
>>211957151He is unironically mentally retarded and suffers from amnesia.
>>211957151/hor/ was here in 2010? What movies were spammed here back then?
>>211957139No one is trying to gaslight you ffs. Calm down.
>>211957195The same ones from the 80โs, kid.
>>211957195have a peek
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/10742264/#10742264
>>211957007all Shane talks about on podcasts how much he loves white people and white athletes, and white people shit but if he makes a joke calling black people cool, you retards lose your shit. Even the video you posted, the whole joke was to make fun of European whites for acting like hot shit despite never being confronted by a black person before. Those drunk retards in bumfuck Ireland have never encountered a Lebron James before. You think any of these dorks with shitty accents would act the same if black people were also in their country putting them in check?
>>211957195The modern ones include It Follows and Babadook. This general would discuss those every general like how we talk about the modern A24 slop every thread.
>>211957225Stop attempting to gaslight this general and I will, retard.
>>211957355LOL so the same shit a decade ago as now, nu soi horror.
>>211957355>It Follows and Babadookliterally 2 of the worst modern horror movies I've seen. I genuinely hate these flicks with a passion and feel they represent the worst era for the genre since the 1940's.
>>211957312>House of the Devil was so overhyped, and boring. I'd rather watch the original 70s/80s stuff. https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/16376799/#16376799
this anon spoke the truth at the time.
>>211957312How are they and you guys talking about the same 80โs movies?
>>211957315>the joke is that white people suck and they should get on their knees and grovel before the cool, tough blacks! like duh!Paycheck away from Noah. Another "safe offensive" comedian who publicly apologized when his feeders got on him for doing a Chinese accent. Put him right back in line.
The 80โs circlejerk has been going on for 15 years. Grim.
>>211957475it's a mystery
>>211957437People give the 1990's shit but the 2000s are shit by comparison. There's maybe 6 or 7 decent flicks from this list, most of the good ones coming from Japan. Some of these like Planet Terror and Let the Right One in aren't even horror.
>>211957515Simping never dies.
>>211957312>Suspiria and PhenomenaSo /hor/ would've made the resident schizo seethe 15 years ago too, topkek. Literally his two least favorite films.
>>211957496You're being disingenuous and I feel you're arguing in bad faith.
>>211957583I have been here since 2010 also and I have always been critical of those films.
>>211957624I've been here almost as long yet I find it very hard to believe an oldfag would be critical of ALL that kino.
I just googled images of Jennifer Connelly and she has always been mid. She is the Zendaya of the 80โs.
>>211957729Maybe I am the most based oldfag
>you will die if you don't have sex
what was this movie even about?
>>211957897stop posting shit movies.
>>211958029it was shit but main girl was cute
What are some good horror kinos that are fundamentally analogies of racism? Similar to how movies like
>>211957897are analogies of AIDS.
>>211958360racism is not a real thing.
>>211957760Zendaya is more beautiful desu. She has never starred in a horror movie unlike Jconn though
>>211958382Oh is this an incel thread?
yo /hor/ have you got any good summer slashers or sweaty horrors? i saw some post the other day with the same question but that thread diead
>>211958469I found a cuter pic
>>211958719forbidden snood and wednesday
>>211958664Sleepaway Camp
>>211958360>What are some good horror kinos that are fundamentally analogies of racism?Old horrors like Murders in the Rue Morgue, King Kong, and Island of Lost Souls are based on white peoples' fears about racemixing
>>211959076>Murders in the Rue Morgue>Island of Lost SoulsI need some more old horror non Universal. Adding these to my list.
>>211959200>I need some more old horror non Universal.Cat People (1942) and I Walked With a Zombie
>>211959334I like the song, I should watch the movie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80kCYcrCzs8
>>211959643For me, it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APrBdP0bBJM
well i turned in to a monster WOOOOOW
>>211959792it's martian, but martians are hor-adjacent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSS-EUqMhqQ
let me join in a WOAAAAAAAHHHH!!
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>>211961047that's what I'd do if someone gave me the alien franchise. I'd make an entirely different film based on some non-xeno version of Gigers art.
>>211952259It's up to interpretation, some people say it's her actual corpse/spirit sent backwards in time and others say it's a spooky doppelganger informing her of her upcoming demise.
>>211953283Scary if this isn't bait.
>>211955064>>211955514Obvious samefagging, saar. You are so bad at this.
>>211956524>>211956620He's not intelligent enough to understand that people will notice his samefagging when he does it about the same few topics every single day for years. He doesn't realize that most people are smarter than him and will notice the obvious pattern.
>>211949101Many horror movies are also thrillers. Not only is there nothing stopping a director for doing this combo, it's straight up one of the most common types of horror film.
I don't understand how somebody could watch Dressed to Kill and argue that it isn't horror at all unless they don't know what horror actually is.
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>>211961047>ARISE MECHA-RODAN AND WE CAN DEFEAT GODZILLA ONCE AND FOR ALL
>>211962033why can't Toho put another one of these classic suit kaiju films out. surely it'd make money.
>>211962094Final Wars (very unfortunately) underperformed and Toho decided to never do a suitmation movie ever again. If Yoshimitsu Banno hadn't been trying to make his Hedorah short film that set off the chain that led to Legendary licensing out Godzilla then there might not even have been a Godzilla movie ever again, Toho didn't seem to have interest in the franchise until 2014 made them realize they were missing out on lots of money. The Drought could have been eternal.
>freddy fights jason (2003)
>japanese godzilla fights american godzilla (2004)
>alien fights predator (2004)
Cool era
>>211962185hmmm hadn't heard of that one. I have seen the HvG short film that came out a few years back though.
https://archive.org/details/godzilla-vs-hedorah-2021
they just need to slap a low budget film around something like that.
>>211962298Orphan vs. M3GAN, make it so
>>211958664Some vids with recs you may be interested in
>https://youtu.be/NhGas_UCZiA?si=aKcUaFvxPexPyVk2>https://youtu.be/em0giOMXBZw?si=4VT1K45HUyRgcvagThis dude usually has good recommendations.
>>211962329>hmmm hadn't heard of that oneIf you mean the Banno short, it sadly never got made and he's passed away now. He still gets credited as a producer in the American Godzilla movies for the role he played in making them happen though, which is cute.
>I have seen the HvG short film that came out a few years back though.>they just need to slap a low budget film around something like that.Yeah I'd absolutely love if they did a full length version of one of those throwback anniversary shorts. Did you see the ones with Jet Jaguar? Those were awesome.
>>211962358I'd watch it.
>>211962010MECHA BARBRA STREISAND SHODAN
What are some of the earliest horror kinos you have watched and loved?
Favorite Witchcraft movie?
Witchcraft (1988)
Witchcraft II: The Temptress (1989)
Witchcraft III: The Kiss of Death (Video 1991)
Witchcraft IV: The Virgin Heart (Video 1992)
Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil (Video 1993)
Witchcraft VI (Video 1994)
Witchcraft 7: Judgement Hour (Video 1995)
Witchcraft 8: Salem's Ghost (Video 1996)
Witchcraft IX: Bitter Flesh (Video 1997)
Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft (Video 1998)
Witchcraft XI: Sisters in Blood (Video 2000)
Witchcraft XII: In the Lair of the Serpent (Video 2002)
Witchcraft 13: Blood of the Chosen (Video 2008)
Witchcraft 14: Angel of Death (2016)
Witchcraft 15: Blood Rose (2016)
Witchcraft 16: Hollywood Coven (2016)
>>211962711Earliest as in the year they came out or earliest as in I was young when I watched them?
>>211957515Not surprising considering the smell in here.
>>211964424open a window if you stink so much
>>211964571Its a figure of speech ESL
>>211964707i was shitting on you spaz
>>211964707His post was still funny, tranny
>>211958086She was cute in this movie, but now she looks really really bad
Carpenter posting
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nDdBFV4l8zc&pp=ygUYSGFsbG93ZWVuIHRoZSBwcm9jZXNzaW9u
>>211965607The music was the best thing about the new Halloween trilogy
>>211965607>>211965993I wanna eat Curtis out desu
>>211957551>People give the 1990's shit but the 2000s are shit by comparisonwhat are you talking about? 2000s is when horror peaked. many of the best european and asian horror movies are from that time period. american horror got worse but never had a distinct peak, just the occasional good movie among a sea of repetitive garbage
>>211964036>Witchcraft is a horror film series, that as of March 2018, has 16 direct to video installments, making it one of the horror genre's longest-running interconnected series
I like Road Games for being a movie where the pov character is just talking to himself most of the movie out loud
I hate when movies are Theater only. Now I have to wait a month to see M3GAN 2.0 because fuck paying.
>>211957496Take my name out your fucking mouth.
>>211967777I might go see it.
>>211964036>Favorite Witchcraft movie?Witchboard
>>211957087Footloose is an underrated actor.
>First Mia Goth confirmed in Star Wars: Starfighter
>Now Dakota Johnson rumored for a role in another Star Wars
Our horror movie queens can't stop winning
>>211968782>Dakota JohnsonVomit.
>>211968782Nonono, the sequels are Horrible movies, not horror movies.
>>211967777>>211967893This webm has singlehandedly convinced me to go see it. She must know her audience well.
>>211968209Hollow Man legit great psycho role, good update of Invisible Man
>>211957551>the 2000s are shit by comparisonAll of the Scream clones certainly didn't help
>>211969287I love tongue changing lollipops, do they still sell them?
>>211969324Isn't that every lollipop? They're all dyed some color and the dye comes off
Shame it's unlikely we'll get a new Friday film this decade.
>>211969059>Implying the overlapping horror and Star Wars fans didn't cream their pants over the ending of Rogue One with Vader
>>211969732Thank God we're getting that Pamela Voorhees origin story TV series though
>>211970173I thought that got canceled
>>211970350It's back in production now with a new showrunner
Sometimes I'm in the mood for some junk/slasher from 80s-90s. But I don't how to find it besides big name franchises. Is there any big list of old non-well known horrors?
>>211964424This post really triggered quite a lot people lol
>>211970618There's a lot of well known stuff on here thoughbeit
>>211969324>do they still sell them?Apparently so according to that clip.
>>211969292>Hollow ManHell yeah. Plus Shue hasn't looked bad a day in her life.
>>211970677Huh? It got one reply.
>>211970694>>211970735The 70s chart is like 90% kino.
>>211970760Pay no attention to the tard.
>>211970762It was an amazing decade for horror. The 80s gets a lot of attention and rightfully so, but there's so much good shit from the 70s.
>>211970811The 70s and 80s were when the horror genre peaked, filmmakers today are still chasing their success.
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>>21197069493/100
Which is the best of the bunch?
>>211970811>>211970896Based anons agreeing that the 70s/80s were indisputably peak horror.
>>211970953If I could only pick one I'd pick Dreamscape, but they're all kino
>>211969292I watched that again recently. Effects still hold up.
Yes, list anon even made one for the 30s
>>211970710They're apparently called tongue painters. I should check one of those tax scam old timey candy shops
>>211971885Might rewatch it because I haven't seen it in decades, but I remember watching a whole BTS segment about how to show Kevin bacon's dick on the body scanner lol
>>211964036I'm gonna try and watch all of these, wish me luck anons
>>211972291I hadn't seen it in almost 20 years. It was worth a rewatch.
>>211972729Watching Delirium (87) rn so looks like a good follow up
>>211972858No, just saved them
>>211972729Is that from Hollow Man?
>>211973105Yes, her name is Rhona Mitra.
>>211973217I completely forgot she was in that movie. Might be time for a rewatch for me, too
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>>211973319She was the lead in Underworld Rise of the Lycans too. I'm sure there's a few other /hor/ movies I'm forgetting too.
>>211973319That makes three of us.
>>211973453She was in Doomsday(2008) which was just a mess
>>211970953Gothic is one I'd save for October.
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>>211973744>Cool looking character advertised in the trailer and cover >Gets a single line of dialogue>Gets killed effortlesslyWhat the fuck were they thinking
>>211974890Kolobos Feed n' Seed (formerly Lowlifes)
>>211974890>el ultimo suspiro
>>211962711Pretty much all Universal monster movies I guess. I moved to slashers as a teenager.
>>211968032first Hammer film I watched as a kid myself was probably Curse of the Werewolf
>>211973453I mostly know her from Boston Legal
>>211975893I have never watched a single law/hospital/cop show other than maybe a season of COPS back in the 90s.
>>211974890>>211975402What's the difference between a phone and a bus?
You can call a phone but you can't Kolobos.
>>211971113The objective 4 best decades for horror films
>the 30s>the 60s>the 70s>the 80s
>>211975502I wish I watched the Universal Monsters movies as a kid. I saw the Mummy reboot with Brendan Fraser kek.
>>211976913I also watched that one repeatedly way too much. But I did start with the old ones.
>>211957780no way this is real
>>211977040>anon hasn't seen the full clipWhat do you mean, of course it's real.
>>211957897Reminder women don't consider herpes as a transmittable and won't tell you if they have it
>>211977270They won't tell you about HPV either, even though it can cause throat cancer in guys.
>>211976989I had a phase where I was obsessed with scarabs because of the Brendan Fraser Mummy.
>>211977040It's from the behind the scenes stuff on the Halloween Kills blu-ray
>>211977692>scarabsAlso known as dung beetles. The end of anyone's fascination with scarabs.
>>211977825I like Nosferatu too but that's about it
>>211977933>The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari>haxan>alraune>korkarlen>dr jekyll and mr hyde>the penalty>that's about it
>>211979545Bleh to you as well fren
>>211979895>Back when video cost $100
>>211979895This was really good. I watched it on Halloween in 2023. Super comfy.
helloooo working class~~~ what are we watching tonight?
>>211980103Graveyard Shift
>>211980028Yeah it's cozy kino
>>211980103I said I was gonna watch Marshmallow last week and I still haven't gotten around to it
>>211980238>grimPost your movie then.
>>211980815Look for something from the 1920s 1970s.
>>211981390Vampire Circus
>>211979933>>211979545What did you think of Abigail?
>>211981568I have not seen it, but enjoyed Kathy from Supernatural.
>>211981726I will marry her, you'll ser
>>211981752She's 28 now, still holding it together?
>>211968782Shes going to play a Hutt
>>211981874I am alright
I am currently deep in software development. I am finishing 3D assets for a demo of a game for college, it's a pygame and I am rendering them as sprites. I will use them to make a real game on unreal later tho.
Turning 31 at midnight so am ending my night watching my favourite horror film first time on blu-ray
>>211981510Sounds stupid and I dont like vampire movies outside of Belosi and the like and a few other. I still have to seen the one about the old woman though.
"Nooo don't kill yourself ur so sexy aha" the movie
>>211982399>yfw 6 hours until midnight
>>211982399>>211982625You are turning 13 backwards, maybe your supernatural daddy will save you and make you immortal
>>211982262That's real good bud, but I meant is she still holding together. Does she still look as good as she did now?
>>211982451You don't like the Hammer vampire movies?
>>211982399>yfw 30 mins until midnight
>>211955064Old Suspiria yes, it's bullshit giallo slop. Seriously who fucking cares. Dude there's like, le colored lights! Woah! New Suspiria is one of the best horror movies I've seen thoughbeit even though I don't quite know if the ending really lands that well
>>211982748Oh sorry, it's just that I have recurring anonymous people who talk to me here.
She's still smoking hot. Sometimes it's hard to believe she is human like us.
>>211982748They are good for one time watch. Might put on Baby Jane though.
Should I watch Wicker Man and order doordash, bros? My wifeโs boyfriend is dropping her off around 11 so we can dinner and movie.
>>211982877>She's still smoking hotThat's good to hear. She looked really good back in the day. Haven't seen anything with her in it recently.
>>211982901>They are good for one time watchlol
lmao even
>>211983141I am turning 31 at midnight, rather not rewatch movies.
>>211983141The picture I posted is from Lisa Frankenstein(2024). She's adorable in it.
This one seems to be recent too
>>211983333Based digits and happy birthday anon. I'm turning older in July.
>>211983531I'll have to watch Lisa Frankenstein and Abigail then.
>>211983548>>211982399>yfw 15 minutes until birthday
>>211984381>girls of the D movies
>Directed by James Bond III
How is the weather where you're at /hor/?
Its fucking out 112 outside and we're going to have heat advisory for another week
>>211982399>yfw its midnight
>>211984684Heat wave ended today for me, but that's why I've been shilling
>>211980160 because it's the time of year for it.
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>>211984929>nu-horror>>211984980Now we're talking
>>211984684Its hot. i went outside for 10 minutes and went inside and it still took me like 30 minutes to cool down. Cant imagine going to work in this weather.
>>211984659Directed by, written by, AND starring
>>211984684It's not as hot as it's been but i'm sweating so much I rain when I go out, humidity in the 90% range at night
Rewatched Hollow Man and every time he puts on the latex mask and gloves I'm like
>Kevin bacon must be sweating in there
>Directed by a dude named Daniel DelPurgatorio
>>211985390Watch The Thing next.
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>>211981568schlock but fun
blondie was cute, shame she didnt make it
>>211985820>prossoundtrack
james woods chewing fucking scenery
>consalmost everything else
>>211974389Amazing tongue though.
>>211986098Don Mancini said in this documentary he was surprised they let him make another one after this. John Waters wanting to fuck the Glen doll is creepy also.
>>211986324>John Waters wanting to fuck the Glen doll is creepy also.Is he THAT much of a degenerate?
>>211986431He says that Glen is 'the kind of boy I would try to date.'
I was supposed to meet John Waters one time. He was doing a screening at a local theater and a girl I knew was his host while in town. I met up with her after the movie and she told me that he left with some guy to go have sex.
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>>211954022 (OP)Freddy's Nightmares edition
>>211988246A for effort, take another swing from the catalog champ.
>>211988246>>211988312Well, I got my wires crossed on that one and meant to make a new thread and post the link here. Now I'm on cool down and can't post the thread for a couple minutes.
>>211984304Ending this thread with a hearty "kill yourself Pissman".