/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The Fish are leaving the season 1 house tomorrow
-- Jerry has won the Disability challenge
-- Freddy and Aryeh now hate each other
-- Aryeh is acting like a faggot today
-- Sam has announced they're in legal trouble from the town, they might have to relocate "in a big box," Jet promises minimal downtime, says "we're down to go to jail" but not on day 12
-- "Things are gonna get rocky"
-- Today's arrivals: Letty, Ricky Berwick, Bam Margera, Stickermule Sauceboy
-- The Seth you grew up with no longer exists. There is only Wigger Jerry now. All nontent niggas should be assigned roles like this
-- Aryeh said he might quit over the Spongebob subreddit controversy, so he's refusing to believe it
-- Aryeh sucked on Ricky's toes
-- Bam awarded Nina $1,000 for doing the best painting of Freddy
>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.live/
https://ppvs.su/ft
>Archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/archive
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>>211954943
do you niggers even check before baking
>>211956548>>211956548KYS
THOSE FUCKING NORMIES KEKED US ALL OUT OF CONTENT
>lets see if freddy eats my ass over at fishtank dot live
why u make this so early unless you dont want this copied and pasted
In honor of Johnny Neptune who said he was going to drop Jet's SSN and DoB for being a gay faggot.
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M A I N
Name:
Jet Moxley Goodson
Phones:
478-731-7875 [Main number]
478-234-0936
Aliases:
jetneptune
hack_blastard
Emails:
jetgoodson1998@gmail.com
Address [CONFIRMED VIA EQUIFAX AND DMV]:
70 KENNEDY PLZ APT 5
PROVIDENCE, RI 02903
Previous addresses:
103 ROCK CREEK RD, GRAY, GA 31032
107 Rosa Maes Cir, Gray, GA 31046
DoB:
06/02/1998
SSN:
675-01-7201
Issued in: Georgia, 1998
DLN:
40275886 (Rhode Island)
Credit Accounts:
COX COMMUNICATIONS [couldn't pay it LOL]
Account Number: 43734045
Balance: $214
Date of First Delinquency: 07/07/2022
Assigned Date: 04/25/2023
Vehicles:
VIN: 1J4FT68S2TL331962
Plate: RCJ7369 (Georgia)
Year/Make/Model: 1996 JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT
Notes: Likely main vehicle until about 2019
Every night, everyone just gathers around Freddy like some kind of exhibit because they know he's carrying the entire show. Every single night they just stay up watching him not saying anything.
im afraid to go to sleep until the content king does too
TEQUIWA4DAN
Name:
Jet Moxley Goodson
Phones:
478-731-7875 [Main number]
478-234-0936
Aliases:
jetneptune
hack_blastard
Emails:
jetgoodson1998@gmail.com
Address [CONFIRMED VIA EQUIFAX AND DMV]:
70 KENNEDY PLZ APT 5
PROVIDENCE, RI 02903
Previous addresses:
103 ROCK CREEK RD, GRAY, GA 31032
107 Rosa Maes Cir, Gray, GA 31046
DoB:
06/02/1998
SSN:
675-01-7201
Issued in: Georgia, 1998
DLN:
40275886 (Rhode Island)
Credit Accounts:
COX COMMUNICATIONS [couldn't pay it LOL]
Account Number: 43734045
Balance: $214
Date of First Delinquency: 07/07/2022
Assigned Date: 04/25/2023
Vehicles:
VIN: 1J4FT68S2TL331962
Plate: RCJ7369 (Georgia)
Year/Make/Model: 1996 JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT
>Jet Make The Call Already.
>>211957045its prime ben time and i dont want to miss anything
hes already warmed up
>Freshbreathmints@gmail .com (guess whose email this is)
Freshbreathmints@gmail .com
Freshbreathmints@gmail .com
>In honor of Johnny Neptune who said he was going to drop Jet's SSN and DoB for being a gay faggot.
We did it for you :)
Inquire about our services: https://t.me/imsocrip
M A I N
Name:
Jet Moxley Goodson
Phones:
478-731-7875 [Main number]
478-234-0936
Aliases:
jetneptune
hack_blastard
Emails:
jetgoodson1998@gmail.com
Address [CONFIRMED VIA EQUIFAX AND DMV]:
70 KENNEDY PLZ APT 5
PROVIDENCE, RI 02903
Previous addresses:
103 ROCK CREEK RD, GRAY, GA 31032
107 Rosa Maes Cir, Gray, GA 31046
DoB:
06/02/1998
SSN:
675-01-7201
Issued in: Georgia, 1998
DLN:
40275886 (Rhode Island)
Credit Accounts:
COX COMMUNICATIONS [couldn't pay it LOL]
Account Number: 43734045
Balance: $214
Date of First Delinquency: 07/07/2022
Assigned Date: 04/25/2023
Vehicles:
VIN: 1J4FT68S2TL331962
Plate: RCJ7369 (Georgia)
Year/Make/Model: 1996 JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT
Notes: Likely main vehicle until about 2019
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>my favowite awtist is kanye
bunch of backstabbing pieces of shit
seth is going to fuck around and find out
someone call her guidance counselor
her dad clearly doesnt care she's being groomed
so what is the premise of this "show"?
like politically incorrect Big Brother?
are they all stuck in the house?
whoever last the longest wins?
seth honestly might be the worst fish of all time
>>211957476Its just for jet to groom highschool students
>letty getting ellie to open up more
>in the span of 3 hours, she's tanked her stox
she's a god
>>211957529is jet a white male and are the ones he's grooming female high school girls?
if so then based
if he's jewish then not based
In honor of Johnny Neptune who said he was going to drop Jet's SSN and DoB for being a gay faggot.
We did it for you :)
Inquire about our services: https://t.me/imsocrip
M A I N
Name:
Jet Moxley Goodson
Phones:
478-731-7875 [Main number]
478-234-0936
Aliases:
jetneptune
hack_blastard
Emails:
jetgoodson1998@gmail.com
Address [CONFIRMED VIA EQUIFAX AND DMV]:
70 KENNEDY PLZ APT 5
PROVIDENCE, RI 02903
Previous addresses:
103 ROCK CREEK RD, GRAY, GA 31032
107 Rosa Maes Cir, Gray, GA 31046
DoB:
06/02/1998
SSN:
675-01-7201
Issued in: Georgia, 1998
DLN:
40275886 (Rhode Island)
Credit Accounts:
COX COMMUNICATIONS [couldn't pay it LOL]
Account Number: 43734045
Balance: $214
Date of First Delinquency: 07/07/2022
Assigned Date: 04/25/2023
Vehicles:
VIN: 1J4FT68S2TL331962
Plate: RCJ7369 (Georgia)
Year/Make/Model: 1996 JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT
>Notes: Likely main vehicle until about 2019
why don't they destroy his shit?
he's going to mog the fuck out of frank hassle too. Just wait.
What would working for a streamer even consist of?
>>211957026>changes his name from "neptune" because his retarded dad gave it to him >replaces it with "Good Son"Why
the fuck is direnc even doing making fuckin origami has freddy broken her that badly?
ellie ripping that plushie up like its a hamster
>>211957692she's on her period and is an introvert who's overwhelmed. freddy has nothing to do with it. if anything, freddy is keeping her sane because she's into him and gets off on fucking with him
>>211957674moderating, editing, achiving, advertising, managing, lawyer.
>>211957556looks like it bounced back.
>>211957756i knew they'd be white
Reminder freddy is a huge antifa faggot
Horrible feet, no wonder she was hiding them :(
i want to groom the young asian girl
I am gay and Arcanum is good
>>211957800and? the guy you're simping for is an autistic jew who loves spongebob squarepants and musicals.
>>211957756>>211957788>>211957823>jets gonna get a footjob from these virgin feetim gonna kms
>>211957823>>211957788>>211957756she really acted like this was the equivalent of flashing her tits or something. Zoomers are insane.
>>211957756nice tan difference
How can you be a fishtank viewer and not realize Ben is fucking with you?
God the way she's playing with her feet is so sexy
I didn't even know I was a footfag
>>211957909are you retarded? he was going to crack the skateboard over his skull.
>ben silver comes upstairs to confront the allegations
>freddy is an asshole when he's drunk
He's not though. Literally everyone he ever fights with when he's drunk started it. This is just cope because they fucked around and found out.
>Don't listen to HK2 podcast
>Ben's a bitch
>>211957972loud annoying stuttering faggot that everyone wants to kill
>>211957972Didn't he hold down and start licking a cripple's face until he was shoved off?
>>211957967I was talking about the conversation Ellie and Letty was having.
>>211957995>loud annoying stuttering faggot that everyone wants to killLiterally Arye
>>211957972he is an asshole, but he is also usually right
>>211957865daniew and wetty (mainly letty) has been tasked to recruit people to worship angewa with him
Y'know, after the turnaround in quality today, I gotta say it, even if noone else will, because it's the truth.
Jet motherfucking Neptune knows how to run a motherfucking reality show.
>Pounding on the wiggers heads
AHAHAHA
>>211957678Adoption?
and gay?
The fredster should put a bunch of pots and pans on the floor and start stomping
>>211958001>A CRIPPLE A CRIPPLEthese attributes are only supposed to matter when advantageous, whether it's a woman or a cripple, they're just like the rest of us until it benefits them to not be, then it's "HOW COULD YOU THAT'S A WOMAN" or "PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE I'M A HECKIN CRIPPLE"
Freddy was supposed to be a dog, welcome to the tank you fucking subhuman nigger. You're lucky someone doesn't kick your head off.
>>211958001its okay when the cripple does it to other people though
>ben's a faggot
freddy's not wrong
>>211957876zoomer women would rather show you their asshole than their feet. it's the last bastion of modesty, and why feet are attractive.
wwyd if this was your life?
>>211958034imagine being mogged by him
>i love to stay in a room and rot
>>211958033Every 12 days thereโs 1 day worth watching?
Seth is gonna fuck drench
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Quit teasing us you bitch
>>211958082every 4 days desu
I want seth to feel in danger
>>211958066i dont think he has the brain capacity to think about that sort of thing
Freddy bros, this legitimately scares me, it's obvious they're going to try to gang up on him like they did angelina and toss him out the door.
>Freddie giggling to himself
>>211958081just like the tiktok memes!
>Seth promises to get Drenc for Freddy so he can get some water
>never comes back
>just goes upstairs to shit talk freddy and try to suck up to Drenc
I hate this fag
i wish she could teach me how to fold these things
>>211958033it's been good despite jet. not because of jet.
>listening to this b3 conversation
What the fuck is this kid doing on the show? What the fuck, Jet.
>>211958082All but one of the days (Yesterday) this season has been great fun and full of content
Jet is doing great
ellies dad was in the army
considering they're leaving tomorrow, today has been pretty good
>invents choc-on-the-rocks in your path
time is a flat circle
you'll be here again
Was discount binx and the big guy freeloaders or part of the disabled guyโs crew or something???
>>211958098who gives a fuck she's going to get fucked by ac7ionman or eat Jet's asshole
why do you give a fuck dude, she deserves death
For a second there Ellie looked like Angelina, laying on her side in that teddy bear
>>211958053Licking someone's face is weird, even if you're pretending to be a dog
some insane calf action from ellie rn
>>211958105dark freddy shall be unleashed
>>211958097are you also fat and hairy?
>>211958108I want him flayed alive asap
>>211957972this is the reality of people who wouldโve been cool in the 80โs & 90โs, everyoneโs sperg neuroticism is looking for the way that they can take down the popular guy & they all learned than whining rants about whatever moralizing or platitudes fit the excuses to tear them down.
Freddy is the type of guy to have a โhave you dated this guyโ Facebook group where women he didnโt give enough attention to (and men who didnโt get enough attention) act like rabid animals trying to rip apart their targetโs social life for being better than theirs.
FREDSTER PUTTING ON HIS PANTS
DOG IS ON THE LOOSE
>>211958106>i dont know whats wrong and whats right anymore hehehehehe
have the wiggers learned from their mistakes or are they going to let them dogpile the content king?
>>211958001a millionaire cripple
I just realized why I like the asian girl so much
Jet is gonna ruin this retarded gooks life LOL
>>211958122What is choc-on-the-rocks?
>i dont have higher aspirations, i just like helping out
Seth said the final 3 line
>>211958122>beats his faggot ass for ruining the ending to a perfect night
Letty continues the grooming op in b3
>>211958154chocolate milk with ice
is that ricky in the yellow shirt bedroom 4?
>>211958131i don't give a fuck
>>211958154chocolate milk with ice
>>211957502Heโs pretty bad but heโs too boring to really seethe at. Frank might fuck him up pretty bad.
Ellie wants a job, Jet W
https://fishtank.live/clip/294822
Why are the biggest seethers always the biggest offenders?
why does ellie keep making that pfft sound??
>>211958145What do you want them to do? Come up there and cuck content?
>>211958157>I just want to work production Jet>I'm good at following instructions
WHERE IS MY QUEEN ELLIE? SURELY NOT DOWNSTAIRS?
>>211958153>nah bro donโt use your dad being a doctor and the GI bill as an opportunity to get an actual career just be my sex slave
>>211958176maybe. maybe. but hes still the content king
ellie is on the cusp of total academic burnout
Dump this Ho
Ellie is the worst
I think she should leave before Seth
>>211958109id bushwick her adventure
he dresses like a 90's cartoon character
>>211958153and we are all gonna laugh at her too
Ellie said she isnโt going to try to get into college and just wants a job with Jet
>>211958066sam larps as christian to himself first and foremost, then to his audience of BASED redpilled chads
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>>211958191are you retarded?
>>211958178He's perfect to seethe at because he's not only nontent, he actively cucks content in the worst, most annoying way
>>211958188I just dont want them to gang rape him and literally toss him out of the house. That's not too much to ask, anon.
>>211958191dumping her life's story on letty
for the last hour or so there has been a ridiculous surge of production shill accounts on twitter repeatedly saying how Jet did so well against Dan in their "fight" and how Jet is "mogging" and Jet is dominant over the tank etc
some of them are getting restricted by automated spam/bot detection lol. that's how much effort Jet puts into RETCONNING every single weird confrontation he has, they pay for these shill campaigns
>>211957756this is incredibly whorish behavior
also her second toe is longer than the first, terrible soles, especially for a gook
ellie claims she missed 180 days of school and that she also has a 4.0 GPA and "almost has an associates degree"
what?
Actually unbelievable they gave this untouchable nontent a spot on the show.
Getting a associate degree before you graduate is such a Asian thing
This bitch doesnt even go to school she just skips class
>>211957983i ship them so hard...
>>211958053Itโs hot when you type like that. I love the idea of the Fredster beating up on little Rickyโs bod too. In fact I think Freddy has that sleaze bag persona that makes me want to hit him up for a mutual masturbation, mutual orgasm magnum opus goon sesh. I love a fucking sleazebag shitbag pervdongin thief like that. Goons my dick right up bet your asshole niggles when you fart
>>211958130Welcome to the fucking tank pussy. Bet youโre one of those faggots that wanted Jimmy held back from raping Lubecoochโs expiring body stuck half out the broken window bleeding out on the shattered glass huh? Pussy faggot.
>>211958200She'll be on facial abuse in 6 months
>>211958206she should do it and ruin her life, itd be funny
>So did Jet ever talk about me in the basement?
Holy shit Ellie fags what are you even doing?
where tf are tard daniel and the jew
>>211958176nigger wants to watch a musical instead of fishtank
>>211958208its crazy to think both of those girls have hairy armpits
>ben comes up with a skateboard pissed off yelling at freddy to ring the bell
>he rings it
>>You know what the fucking beef is bro? You know what the challenge is? We're gonna hug it out!
>they hug for like a minute straight
>>alright have a good night, bro
>>you, too ben
Would have been neptunian kino
ellie was born in germany
>>211958077>Tall>Broad shoulderedIt could be so easy for him if he wasnโt retarded.
i like ellie and footjobs are hot but feet themselves are gross (sockjobs and shoejobs much better) and ideally she would give me a thighjob
>>211958228>zoomers have exactly one joke and it's so fucking funny it's just porn get it that's the joke
>>211958109my digerido ass wombat freaky ass ahhh bitch of a wife
>>211958221DEI affirmative action cause sheโs a minority . Basically sheโs coddled nontent in and out the tank
>>211958245seth is the fishtank king
this asian girl is braindead
this germany shit is a lie
The wiggers will pay for not watching my application video
I hate to give Goran credit, but they were descending upon the Fredster like vultures at all angles. Seth was obviously angling to try to do a quick shove out the door. He make be a retarded wigger, but he saved us from disaster tonight.
>>211958238This is literally Jets dream scenario when he started the show holy shit
>>211958215it sounds so schizo but i wouldnt put it past them
>>211958238They're on suicide watch
>>211958254nigger what is a shoejob wtf
ellie is a retard. she should stay away from letty unless she wants to be sexually assaulted by her on a kickstream
>>211958256hes adopted so his true origins are unknown
bro actually thought he had rizz as seth
>>211958273use your brain you worlds biggest retard
Letty tells Ellie she should do modelling
She is gooning her so hard
I want to see TJ interact with Ellie and Drench
is trish the only good fishtank restreamer?
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Proneboning ellie
>Ellie is 5'8
it just keeps getting better
final 3 freddy, direnc and daniel?
>>211958260Academic DEI excludes Asians, what are you talking about?
>>211956939 (OP)>"I kinda just like, wanna be a production assistant, and put tape down, and do coffee runs pretty much hehehaha" -EllieRIP everybody who ever simped for this bow legged gook
>>211958248i feel like when u start creating gay wholesome alternate realities for fishtank it's time for a break buddy
>>211958267Spencer had an amazing shot when he first came up on Freddy at the start, before the wigger came on the scene
Nice try though mints
>"you have to be 5"9 to model, im 5"8
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>I've got something planned
>>211958206Impressionable teen who is still working out the kinks of her future being told to not go to college despite it being free? Sounds about right
>>211957914all men are
soles are feminine and represent fertility
you can tell who is healthy by their soles
you can also tell who is gonna become a fat slob 20 years prior
>>211958294direnc, ellie, arye
>>211958289trish is the only good fish streamer
Ellie is a teenager this is fucked up
i never noticed ellie making that pfft sound when talking to anyone else
>>211958153theres a lesson to learn here
and never listen to the unironic pic relateds because they are the ones that go for the freshly 18 year olds, like jet
>>211958200her saying "whats the worst that can happen" in response to coming on this show. fucking kek. retarded discord attention whore
>>211958298DEI includes women
>>211958289yeah trish is the goat
>>211958289i support her just because she's a former fish so she deserves it and she's better than mizzy.
>>211958294Yeah they're not going to kick Dan
He has too much content in him when he loses his inhibitions
Ellie and aryah are the first to go
ELLIE KNOWS ABOUT THE PUSSY CLIP KEK
The freeloader thinks he's a fish!
>90% of the content this season has come from people stealing fishbucks
grim
>>211958221that would make sense for her to still be in school at 18 then because a school year is 180 days.
>>211958258Itโs been a decade and thereโs no signs of it slowing down.
If Ellie isn't on the show to be basement fuckmeat, what is she here for? They can't fuck with her, the fish won't fuck with her, she does nothing.
>>211958294it better be or else I will make sure goran never has another happy day for the rest of his life
>>211956939 (OP)I hate that hair is growing between the ridges on aryeh's head
>>211958298just made it up cause I wanted to say coddled nontent again
>>211958295Freddy kino. I love gooning my cock to his machinations. I can feel his brain work behind his forehead and itโs fucking hot. Heโs like: Pills. Poppers. Pussy. Penis. Penis. Pills. Poppers. Pussy. Penis. Penis. Penis. Donnnng~
>>211958300I like menial tasks, I'm good at following orders. Bitch treating the show like a job applicaiton
>>211958256It seems that way
>>211958289she talks the least, usually so yeah
>spencer keeping freddy company in the doghouse
Bros???
>>211958300>being a reclusive faildaughter with no ambition = being a casting couch whore
>>211958309She just wants to be a โproduction assistantโ
She hates school besides being getting straight As
>>211958316Same but also i've never heard her talk this much
The funniest tts ever, was when someone on season1 called letty "bone pussy"
>>211958294Probably. Ellie is going next if the show is still rigged
>>211958321Giving Trish 75% White children
>>211958294i think seth said it was him direnc and freddy earlier
>letty sleeping in the fishtank again
all is right with the world
>>211958303it's whimsical
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ellie looks so cozy
>>211958324ideally they'll eliminate seth on day 18 and then ellie on day 24 or whatever, figure out the rest from there
>>211958305Girls donโt have spatial awareness or have to worry about height the same way guys do. They just see height as short or tall. Sheโs probably never measured herself and just assumes sheโs 5โ8โ. Sheโs smaller than Direnc and Direnc said sheโs 5โ4โ.
>>211958316letty is the only person she's even the tiniest bit of chemistry with on the tank so it makes sense
>>211958303>they cast me as a freeloader>i slurp Freddieโs nut while heโs in the doghouseMmmm yummy
>>211958350seth is a talking drunk
>>211958289C4 is better cause 0 commentary but Trish is chill and has a nice voice
>>211958351loving the cope coming out of elliefags tonight
final 3 seth, ellie and aryeh
>>211958344its so cringe and production is going to let it slide because they are trying to fuck, angie was doing the same ellie is just finally opening up about it
>maybe i do have to hit her
>>211958363good lord had cole never kissed a girl before lmao
>>211958300Anyone who didn't see this coming from day 1 is ngmi
Itโs pretty crazy they have a teenager who hasnโt finished school yet on the show
the fact that goran is 100% going to fuck ellie both grosses me out and makes me jealous.
>>2119583782 pairs of shorts btw
>maybe that's why they're calling me a woman abuser
>because they WANT me to abuse woman
fucking kek he rules
It's actually incredibly sad how low of ambitions Ellie has for herself. I don't know if I can watch her much longer, they need to kick her
>They're saying I hit women, maybe I have to hit her to prove them wrong
???
Ellie is pretty and pretty stupid
>>211958369i like to imagine my BWC slithering into the bed silently and cuddling up next to her
>>211958248The Fredster is a hot sleaze bag. I think he should steal from Benโs mom.
Captcha: MHG0D
>>211958390im ngmi lad
she was cute on ac7ionman's stream
and all she did was sleep for the past 2 weeks
YES FREDDY THAT'S WHY GO WILD ON THESE BITCHES
>TTS keeps trying to piss me off by saying I hi women
>Maybe I need to take Drench out hard with violent force
lmao fred thinks tts saying he beats women is drench fans reverse psychology gaslighting him into being a worse competitor
>>211958407thats content thinking right there
night night anons just like the good old s1 days
>>211958391yep and she'll coast to the end and not a whimper about it. extremely cringe
i do feel like ellie can still find her footing and become a solid contestant, hopefully having letty there helps her come out of her shell a bit
if not then just get rid of her in the next week or two
>>211958380I'd be long gone before then
>>211958386i love this guy. he's the best thing to happen to fishtank in a long time
>>211958378computer, enhance
>>211958363Ellie was weirdly talking about her 75% white nieces and nephews calling them "hapa babies"
it was part of whatever mental operation she's running on Jet (successfully) because she TEE HEE'd after every fetish-y WMAF, HAPA BABIES, ME RIKE WHITU COCKU reference she made
I think I hate Ellie now
ellie keeps opening her eyes
You just KNOW that if fred had done what wench had done to him she would have cried rape immediately
He should unironically backhand her tomorrow
did the weed pen come out?
even though she slapped the fuck out of him if he hit her back Sam would have chimped out and tossed him off the show.
>>211958421why stick around when the 2 hot girls are sleeping together but not scissoring
>>211958416god shut the fuck up already dumb foid before i rape you to death your comments are neither interesting nor prescient
>>211958391I mean girlsdoporn.com in highschool all the time
>>211958410Sorry bud lmao
>>211958380Seth is a freeloader. it will be Durench, Ellie and Arye. Ellie will only make it because of Durench helping her and production rigging it for her up until the final challenges.
>>211958414>attention whoring for a kick streamer at just barely 18>walked in with a shirt filled with 10+ fat discord orbitersyou will never make it anon, im sorry
>>211958428Heโs the only reason Iโm invested rn
>>211958371women are fuckin retarded yes
you can trick them easily if they have a height "preference" so every guy has skewed their perception since we have to lie about that shit in the first place ie claim to be 6'2 when you're 5'10 or 6.5 inches and claim 8 inches
its a vicious cycle
>>211958431late night ftl is an ellienigger neighborhood
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Fuck this nigga doin!!!
>everything here is a lie
freddy knows the truth
what's she thinking about lads ?
Can't believe we got cucked all night by ricky and his two retards and now we're getting cucked by fucking seth
>>211958414>she was cute on ac7ionman's stream>on ac7ionman's streamBuddy. I mean, c'mon man.
>>211958425Production and the fish are too afraid to do anything to her though, she's gimped and cannot have any good moments because of this. So fucking stupid having her on.
>>211958460>I know you're watching, Jet.
stop speaking for us seth faggot
He's going to be the next to go
Can't wait desu
pls post the most lewd stuff u have of ellie and angie im gooning
>>211958460probably "wtf is going on"
but shes so cute bros. Im losing it
Anyone got the webm of burt running into hlassdoor
>>211958451>>211958464she didn't even know who ac7ionman was
all zoomer girls have orbiters
>>211958386Fuckin skanks bro
>>211958460probably feeling good about herself knowing she's going to get exactly what she wanted
Nick fag fuentes and house 2/space tank tomorrow. Maybe they keep the ball rolling and we get 2 content days in a row
Good night anons
Fred is losing his sanity
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750838811513292.mp4
>forced to save ewwie pics because there are no new angewa ones
i was watching b3 for so long i didnt even know aryeh and daniel crashed out in b4
>I'm gonna fuckin destroy her
>>211958460aryehs massive jew cock
>>211958460Who givesa fuck
He's better than Jon/Josie/Letty
He's better than Cole/Jimmy/TJ/Tayleigh
He's better than Burt/Alex
This man was put on planet earth for fishtank.live
>>211958386damn....thats poetic....
>>211958494attention whoring for randoms might just be worse
>Ellie, please stop talking about this. It's getting weird.
>>211958500>Nick fag fuentesyeah you jews are gonna love it
Quick math, but are we averaging about ~1.2 threads an hour?
>>211958503Jokerbros rise up
rip all of seth's teeth out
>i gotta go completely balls to the wall on direnc, i'm gonna fuckin' destroy here. it's gonna be a battle now
divorce arc incoming
>>211958503that about sums up S4 lol
>>211958378her body is certified as BWC breeding grounds
>trish streamed for 10 hours today
jesus christ
>keeps forgetting Spencer's name
S4 Idea: get Jet laid challenge
The first contestant to put out for Jet gets $150 an hour.
>>211958515>He's better than Coleno, cole ramins king of fishtank
>>211958517Dood the lights make it scary movie kino
Freddie desperately trying to get me pregnant even though Iโm XY chromosome >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>211958386this is fucking war...
>what was 1
>this is 4
>4 means war
>>211958538>hey freddy get ellie to put out and ill give you a fishbuck
>ellie opens her eyes every time i look at her monitor
o_o
>four means war. This isn't season one. This is war
Freddy is hardcore
>>211958528nahh they've been like this the entire time. direnc has been saying she wants him out next the entire season. this is part of their mating ritual
seth trying to pretend like he's part of the "alliance" when it's really freddy and fredophiles vs the rest of the show
>>211958539cole i'm sorry but he mogs the shit out of you, buddy.
Why does Ellie value being Jets lapdog over having an army of simps working as a streamer?
>>211958522Nicks not going to be on the show. Thatโs the joke. Same as the asmongold bit.
>>211958534almost 12, thanks for the free watch Trish
Does Freddie not know anybody's name?
Who the fuck is Danny?
>>211958539heโs an arrogant pussy like most /ftl/ posters
>>211958554nigga has a dedicated ellie monitor nahh
https://x.com/ItsJobe_/status/1937777116218560567
i have no idea what to expect from nick fuentes on this show, is he just gonna argue with aryeh about the jews?
>>211958555Fuck yeah, Freddy
>>211958386>danny deserves thisfacts brother
>>211958563josie and binx get like 20 viewers lol
>>211958552get these two drunk in the same room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbuykIZmmwk
WAR
>>211958539colejeets are still at it all these years later
>>211958563she is saying what she has to so she doesnt get angie'd
>>211958554the tank has this effect. ive been telepathically communicating with direnc for a few days now
>>211958567What's wrong with calling someone named Daniel Danny?
>>211958561>>211958569Cole's the only fish to ever rape production.
>>211958539Cole is the best early game contestant for sure, but not fair comparing him to people who lasted way longer
>>211958563maybe she just wants a low level grunt job that doesnt have 10000 candidates doing 100 interviews
Trish consistently breaks 1000 viewers when the director stream cuts
>>211958567I would infer from context clues that he means Daniel
Fuck is this bitch doing!
>>211958291Ellie is not 5'8 lmfao
>>211958582Bro, that would open like a space/time continuian
>>211958568Tranny hands stroking Freddy to completion >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>211958577she would easily get more than that, plus she already attention whores herself out to 10 discord orbiters, why not make money from doing the same thing? it doesnt make any sense
>>211958278Johnny is his biological father and he's Irish/German. No idea about his mom
>>211958603Losing her mind
Freddy is unphased by everything
She is fucking tilted
>>211958460tomorrows assignment
>>211958597he was literally kicked. not voted off. not eliminated.
What happens now that Freddy broke the dog house rules?
QRD on aryeh & freddy hating each otherโs guts. I thought they had a brethren bond in Day 6
>>211958603She's unironically the most mentally ill in the fishtank
She cried over everything
>>211958599what does that have to do with being a streamer
>>211958601how long until she gets the bill ottman cease and desist restreaming
>>211958594such a brown sentiment to hold on to
>>211958563I do understand wanting one master instead of countless
>>211958555he's right too lol even letty and jet were saying basically the same thing
ellie is a fuckup imagine your dream job being productions cumsock, groupie mentality
>>211958614idk, I personally donโt care cause sheโs a nontent woman
>>211958588Yeah, last season burt astral projected into teds butt, from the next room over. Was actually extremely impressive to watch
>>211958563Sheโs a teenage r9k user, Jet is probably the coolest person in the world to someone like that
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md5: 5d6bcdd5ea3c94443484d23b2ae94df2
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4=WAR
4=WAR
4=WAR
4=WAR
Mr. Survey here, how many times do y'all jack off a week?
>>211958624aryeh's hated freddy ever since he helped out angie during the candy challenge
>>211958563becoming a streamer is the only outcome from this. Even if Jet fucks her, he's not going to keep her around. she's delusional if she thinks he would
>>211958626nothing, its why she wants the s2 josie job carrying buckets around
>>211958633she is in for a rude awakening
>>211958624basically this, except add
>aryeh stole freddy's fishbucksat the beginning
>>211958633women will always be attracted to power
>>211958603drug addict coping techniques
They better give him the same plot armor they gave to Burt last season. No one has ever deserved it more than him.
how is freddy so likeable despite being a complete piece of shit
>>211958567No and itโs fucking funny
>>211958649once if i cant see my girlfriend
>>211958633It's a phenotype
you guys enjoying MDE fan vacation house? Next season we're gonna have even more celebrity guests for the fish to make friends with!
The Ellie nontent all makes sense now, dosent care about the prize money, lays infront of ptz camera all day, pretends shes based to appease the mde crowd. Only came for a job away from her daddy issues.
>>211958649Probably like 18-20 times
>seth won't team up with freddy because it might be 2v2
????????????????????????
this guy is a FAGGOT
>>211958649once regular, once for a treat
>>211958667One problem: He cant fuck around without finding out
>>211958617FOUR MEANS WAR
Ellie is now laughing at us, FUCK YOU
>>211958675Lack of self awareness leads to a sort of genuineness
>>211958661It goes back even further than that. Arye told Freddy he hates him the same night Angelina went home.
>>211958675Because he understands the game and what is entertaining for the audience
>>211958634Whoever made the danjak is responsible for anything good that happens this season.
>>211958667He's the best fish of all time and will likely never be topped. It's not even close.
>>211958659>>211958541i cant even remember what part was famous house or not famous house anymore
>>211958649Either 0-1 or 7-15 thereโs no in between
>>211958605yea she seems more like 5'6 at most since Nina is 5'5 IIRC
Jet appears either same height as her or taller, his height changes with crazy footwear but I'm suspecting he's 5'6
>>211958675>FUCKING FAGGOT BIGOT
Ellie just wants to chop wood and carry water.
>>211958603I thought the grope/wrestle/spit/lick session with Freddy would have been enough to calm her down but she's really going crazy without his cock in her
Fred is going to hurt a woman
>>211958675he's not doing it to you and you get to watch.
>>211958623Fuck all, same for Arye and anyone else breaking rules
Unfortunately, rules and guidelines are very fluid and MEANINGLESS
>>211958515>what are ya gonna do?>nothing>cause you want me herehe'll never be topped, he's all the frontrunners rolled into one
>>211958692She is dreamin about big jet cock
>>211958675heโs just so cool. i can imagine the people that heโs wronged that hate him REALLY fucking hate him though.
>>211958692i just telepathically beamed her this image
>>211958649Depends if i have adderall
>>211958682 dan arye fred and drenc all had their fair share of tense moments
>>211958649Probably 5 ish
>>211958705Nah I met Jet Irl
He's an ok height. Maybe like 5'9 but how wigger shoes add an extra inch
>>211958711
>>211958700Thanks I made mostly all of them
>>211958695yeah true, he hated freddy since he "made" him spill eggs in the girls' shit
>>211958708one of the funniest things ever said in the tank
>>211958488i hate how hair grows between the ridges
kino convo, seth growing on me. he could be fred's straight man
wtf is she smiling about, its never been so over
>>211958675Because he's usually right
Is faggot Spencer going to snitch to Direnc or let them destroy each other?
>>211958733didnt make the original. FUCK you.
Who will be the next Fishtank girl to get impregnated by a simp?
>>211958066It is. I have severe scoliosis
Literally all they have to do to save him is to 1. rig stox in his favor 2. say you can't push people out the door (I think they already did)
Even if they try to 5v1 dogpile himin any other context he's so much of a madlad he'd still win.
>>211958728The Rizzler is already in talks to show up on week 2 next season!
>>211958747No fuck Spencer
He's a faggot little production rat
Underdog alliance brewing in living room.
You all hated Spencer without reason.
>>211958515i was gonna say trvth nvke but this shouldn't even be controversial
>>211958747hes a snake he was scheming to take freddy out with drenc. fucking nontent and a snake
>every guy that's simping after these girls thinks that they're gonna have even a chance with any of these girls
>these girls are gonna disappear and live normal lives after this
FREDDY TRVKE COBALT BOMB DROPPED
>>211958747He's going to crawl back to the wench and warn her about his plans
which one these retards actually deserves the money?
>>211958747too bad he scurries away and says the same shit to direnc every five seconds and says "FINAL 3" to any three people that are in a room
>>211958675he has humility
and actually apologizes with sincerity
he just keeps fucking up lol
>>211958755ellie already said she would prefer her husband to be a fishtank fan
>>211958723its a decent length but its INCREDIBLY thin
guys like alex b and freddy always have "big plans" "big things to come" "youll see soon"
If Freddy takes Ellie out I'll kneel forever to the King of Content
>>211958695Aryeh stealing Freddys fishbucks happened like a day before Angie left.
>>211958780Jet only said be wary of the audience, not production
>>211958766nigger he's gonna go tell direnc all of this as soon as they stop talking
>>211958294Would be best, but from precedent they like nontent whores, so Ellie will be in the finale. And she sucks off production.
Next to leave is probably arye, then Daniel or Freddy.
It will come down to week 5 whereโs its absolute nontent with dirench, Ellie and Seth. Then week 6 with Ellie vs dirench. Will be absolutely boring but thatโs what the paypigs and production want.
Ideally they will kick out Ellie. Then arye then Seth then Daniel with Freddie vs dirench as the final 2
>>211958773Unironically all the fish should gang up on him but they're stupid to so he'll get to just coast to final 3
>make da cawl jet!
>I win da next chawenge...
>>211958768but freddy is also a snake so?
>>211958784It's normal as fuck and kinda small
t. victim of jet nudeposting
KING fred wants to drop to last place in stox to make his underdog victory over the rest of the fish even better
Freddy and Daniel going all the way and then Freddy walks outside allowing Daniel to finally reclaim his ancestral home where he will settle down with Angie and an isolated job
>>211958772unironically freddy
>>211958779the only thing he's done wrong was steal the meds. Everything else was FAFO.
>>211958766Spencer cannot be trusted.
I will impregnate Angie then skip out on raising the child
>>211958705>>211958731Jet once claimed to be 5'10 and looking at him next to Bam I don't think he was lying desu
>>211958792haha that would be interesting
>>211958772I want to say Daniel or Arye, even though I don't really like either of them
>>211958563fool, the former is the path of least resistance to the latter. if she plays the right she'll will get so much of a head-start you have no idea
>>211958770>normal liveswell he might be a bit off there but other than that yeah
Pretty funny how Ellie developed a personality as soon as she stopped hanging around the energy vampires direnc and aryeh
Freddy is entranced by Nina
fred will either burn out or production will shit test him out of the house. i'm guessing the latter since he is still going pretty strong day 13. usually the popular fish early on get a big head, and prod starts really fucking with them. which i want to see, but idk if he'll be able to handle it. i could see a sam alex b type showdown, which would just be a repeat.
I want Freddy to lose just to see the look on his face when it happens
>>211958772whoever is the most entertaining provided they also try in challenges. i dont give a fuck about morality
direnc listening to freddys plans. she opened her door as soon as she heard her name
>>211958820>Personality is being a production cumdump
Dan still has shit on his hands
>>211958814no it wouldn't
>letty is trying to get direnc out so nobody can protect ellie
so fucking evil
>Seth: "I was so close to getting in there and pushing him out the door" (in reference to Freddy)
>just now said this to freddy (in reference to aryeh)
SNAKE
I think Daniel might be my favorite fish. He sucks so bad but everything he does is funny.
>>211958811Yeah Ben says he's 5'6 and he is a bit shorter than them
>>211958825he's a goner now
>>211958772Freddie deserves the world because he is my world
>>211958820>disgusting sociopath changes how she acts based off person and scenario idc
>>211958770slyvia literally married a fan but you need a stable income and wizz for that to work
>>211958832is that his own shit or somebody's else's shit
>>211958834Thank fuck Letty's here
>>211958837Heโs only content when heโs wasted , heโll go self pity sulking mode tomorrow when heโs hung over and everyone will hate him again
>>211958539Nope. Freddy is king of fish tank, no one comes close
>>211958820it sucks that it was a regular ass retard high schooler personality though
>>211958828It won't matter. He's been losing his entire life and pretending it doesn't bother him.
>>211958837Like a retarded Johnny Bravo
>>211958835He's never gonna do shit he just watches everything from the sidelines
>>211958836anyone have the clip of him flipping Ben off
>>211958694once someone compared him to ricky off of tpb i can't unsee it. not the exact same personality but funny in the same way
>>211958845it's not like sylvia was a huge simp magnet
Best character Archetypes for fishtank
>30year old lying burnout alcoholic
>Succubus woman
>Goblin woman
>Schizo Faggot
>Closeted Macho guy
>Fat screaming cunt
>Pervert
>Simp-bait
>>211958811Whoโs the guy on the left? He cute
>>211958823Like a standard shot glass
>>211958784I can confirm Jet's penis is really weirdly thin. It looks to be 5.5 inches in length at least but yeah, for some reason the dumb wigger held a toilet paper roll next to it and the roll was huge compared to him
Being sober for 2 years then willingly dropping it for this lifestyle again is GIGA BASED and AWESOME AS FUCK
>>211958811>LITTLE OLD BEN
I find it so funny how fred got into an argument with the human equivalent of this dude
>>211958845sylvia emigrating to marry her /ftl/ ritualposter and make his ritualpost real is the single most insane thing that has ever happened related to the show
>>211958848Her being one of the most likeable people on the show this time around is insane
The arrival of letty proved once and for all that kicking angie was a mistake
Eliminations are a mistake
>>211958834ellie doesn't even like direnc lol she just hides behind her because she's afraid of everybody else. they had zero rapport or chemistry and that's made quite obvious by how she actually has a personality (no matter how grim) when talking to letty instead
>Was extremely kind to Rachel and chose to bunk with her even though she's a freak
>Was Angelina's friend when everyone else dogpiled her
>Stood up for Daniel and called him his little brother
>Tried to apologize to Aryeh but he kept pushing the issue
>Cooks breakfast and dinner for them all almost every single day
I refuse to let this man be painted as the bad guy just because people fuck around and find out.
>i've been three years sober
>that's three years you've been wanting a beer
STOP THE TRVKES!!!!
>>211958847The little creature that was crawling everywhere
>>211958826judging from previous seasons and seeing they NEVER learn
they will coerce freddie to leave and the season will completely die
just like Alex B
God I hope Letty uses everything Ellie just told her in B3 against her
>>211958817when has anyone gained anything from working with the wiggers and fishtank? the only thing you can gain is the obsessed simps willing to watch your shit. do you seriously think Jet is going to hook her up with a job?
>>211958872I know it's been said a million times, but was it ever actually 100% confirmed that he was the "sex with sylvia" guy?
>>211958826there might have to be some content cucking if he has more outbursts like he had tonight, unfortunately
he needs to be paced a bit, right now he's on a jon/jimmy trajectory and neither of them made it very far
>>211958871More people should verbally assault and threaten cripples with violence
>>211958865>i cockmog jetFeels good bros
Why was Josie far and away the most popular Fish of S1 (At the time) but Ellie, a similar archetype, seems to be struggling to attract such a fanbase in S4?
>>211958884in b4 they bring freddy's ex on the show to accuse him of beating her and the whole thing blows up in their face
>>211958886He would be crazy to offer her a job from an employer pov
>>211958894Test tube gub gub snail man
>>211958849Nah heโs good when heโs forced to do challenges. Watching him stand in faggy contrapposto and mope is still kind of amusing anyway
>>211958837Him doing his retard laugh while Freddy was choking out Aryeh was amazing.
>>211958837He's gotta win this and buy back the cabin.
>>211958881Antiracist antifa fag albeit content king.
>>211958861freddy
letty
rachel
jimmy
connor
fatty
jin/shinji
josie
>>211958881Yeah, Freddy isn't the villain
shot caller....
>dirench walks by
>>211958877who cares what some highschooler thinks
you will know them by their fruits
she clearly protects her
and production wants to remove her because of it
>>211958563Bitch is terminally online and mentally ill, nothing can save her
>>211958905josie was a tryhard zoomer pretending to be a 2008 scene girl and ellie is a lethargic zalpha pretending to be a 2018 4channer
>>211958905Josie was an authentic spaz. Ellie is clearly a pick me in it for the simps.
>>211958905It only works once.
>>211958909Why? She just wants to put tape on the floor.
honestly remarkable freddy is still going
>>211958563because she's a retarded pandering discord whore who should be blown up with an FPV drone
>>211958881the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now
>>211958881they won't want to hear it but you're 100% right.
can't believe people think this guy (even though he's an asshole in real life) is the bad guy when an unironic narcissistic kike that has everybody under his thumb is in the house as we speak
>>211958905Josie had pick me energy on display 24/7 and the retards here ate it up and clapped like seals even though she was beat.
Ellie is nontent 97% of the time then drops the pick me right wing meme line wink wink nod nod hey haha i know that thing : ) 3% of the time.
>>211958938yet she mentions her attraction for Jet and Ben? what simp baiting game is she playing exactly?
for me it was when he called Aryeh a racist and a faggot jew in the same breath.
Hail to the King, baby.
>>211958905Ellie doesnโt fucking do anything
>>211958652there's also onlyfans
>>211958929Drench protected her because facing Ellie in a final is easier than facing Freddy.
I believe Fred but only like 80%
>>211958868ur just projecting man
you're 2 years of wanting a beer!
freddy lore
but its spotty because he was drunk when it happened
>>211958884i think it's right the challenge the top contestant, but they go way too hard every time. it makes for great entertainment, but always blows a hole in the season or completely destroys it. which i'm kind of ok with bc then i don't need to watch for 40 days
>>211958825when I look at her pictures I dont even think she's that beautiful but I just know I'd be under her spell if I ever see her in person. I would try not to make eye contact unironically. She scares me and Im not joking.
Freddy dropping black pills
>>211958905Josie never once showed any interest in Jet and remained an elusive personality throughout the show.
Not to mention her fucking schizo tier twitter posts
Josie is a genuine weirdo
Ellie is just some dumb highschool bitch
>direnc leaving the door open so she can eavesdrop
>giggles at the dumb shit freddy is saying still
I love the way they hate/love
>>211958871i was more mad on the actualy severely crippled dude askin why arya and dan dont just get a job like lmao
this has gone on long enough jerry must return
I want this guy who looks like pedro pascal to win
he makes sense
Direnc is awakening the misogynist in Freddy
>>211958747seth gon win this shit hes made of winner material
>>211958971Kek based retard
>>211956939 (OP)>-- The Fish are leaving the season 1 house tomorroweuropoor here, this true?
>>211958881>>Was extremely kind to Rachel and chose to bunk with her even though she's a freakjust so he could steal her pills
>Was Angelina's friend when everyone else dogpiled herbecause he wanted to fuck her
>Stood up for Daniel and called him his little brother>Tried to apologize to Aryeh but he kept pushing the issue>Cooks breakfast and dinner for them all almost every single dayyeah hes nice when hes sober to earn favors
i like freddy, direnc, ellie, aryeh, and daniel :)
>>211958971Dave and busters must be protected at all costs
>>211958845the majority of former fish are dating a simp fishtank fan
>this one time
>i dont know....
>>211958976sounds fucking cute
>>211958766Retard he's going to say the same shit to Direnc after he leaves the room
>you don't need a girlfriend
Freddy gets it
>>211958990His 'playing all sides' bit seems kinda nascent and sloppy, but he drank a lot tonight
>>211959004they are all better than that faggot seth, he needs to be flayed alive while kept on life support
>>211959000Jet said to the fish "pack your things and get ready to leave at a moments notice" probably tomorrow or in the coming days
>>211958971Oh yeah she's sooooo RANDOM and GENUINE MILADY LOLOLOL XD
Is the cripple coming back tomorrow? He legitimately disgusts me. I'm not even memeing, it makes me nauseas seeing his distorted freak body crawling around. He's like some sort of fucked up resident evil monster you'd instantly smash square to head bash.
>>211958905Josie played Jet to get production coddling but probably never fucked him, an experience that no doubt left him broken, especially after he specifically got her along in S2 to do so.
Ellie is 100% getting a load of Neptune spooge inside of her within 5 days of the season ending
>>211959015>let me whine about my ex for the next hour to really drive the point homeI don't think he gets it
direnc cuddling her plushie while falling asleep listening to freddy :)
>>211959000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2QKZS80-s
>>211958949Josie planned her scam from the start and pulled it off so well she complained about the taxes she had to pay on all the retarded SIMPbux for 2 years straight. She basically admitted she hated her male fans during s1, but because she never ever dropped babby voice flirty act and made sure to never flaunt her sex life until recently her desperate male fans still paid her anyway.
Ellie isn't scamming for some reason, she just really wants hapa baby impregnation & grow her own Jins & Angelinas.
>>211958825many such casez
4.30am, Freddy isn't doing shit today
>>211959026He also said in confessional to Letty that they don't know for sure, and he hopes they won't have to
>>211958905josie types who do nothing but farm simp TTS and plushies are just kinda disliked by default nowadays, the taste of the audience has changed and become less tolerant of coddled nontent
>>211958826this, production HATES men they cannot control so freddy will not be allowed to win
here is a cheat sheet for every season:
if you are a man, you will either win or land a job with production if you are either very moldable and bow to mde (luke/vance) or massively air-headed to where you arent a threat to their egos or are mentally ill (TJ/Burt). These are types of men they can control
if you're a woman and you want to make it far/get a job, just flirt with production and show submission to them
fishtank is hardly a reality show about people going frickin crazy dooood, in reality, it is an exercise in control that happens to make money, that extends beyond the show. I dont know if Jet was smart enough to plan this from the beginning, I dont think he is and i think he genuinely just wanted to make a cooky internet livestream thing like nasubi, but what he ended up with is a perfect funnel for either loyal cheap employees and fuck-meat
seth could unironically learn a thing or two but he seems more like a soulless retard that's just sorta following along with what's being said at any given point. he'll retain none of this, and he'll go tell direnc all the plans they've (sorta) made
>>211959000I think it's all a ruse about the legal problems and having to leave the house again. I think they're in the S1 house specifically because they're cool with the cops there or something.
seth pretending to know whats going on as a virgin is really funny
>Drench crying in her room earlier
>The origami shit
>Paranoia leaving the door open to eavesdrop
I think Drench doesn't actually have what it takes after all, bitch is losing it.
>>211958971>5 tweets in one hour windowwow she so crazy dude thats insane wow
>>211959046It's been this way since day 2.
>>211959062NOO DONT GOOGLE MARKY
>>211959034Word, I really hope they never bring it or its handlers around again.
Completely to blame for the long, drawn out & violent vibes tonight.
>Seth the virgin acting like he knows fucking anything about women
>>211959034I don't mind him but his fucking handlers completely cucked the end of tonight
direnc is kissing her plushie while listening to freddy
>>211959062The real Jerry
>>211959054This exactly what I said, they are going to hand Ellie the W
>>211958905because s1 sucked
>>211959014ok ok geez I guess we will see soon
>>211959033Nah Josie has legitimate mental problems.
You can't make shit like this to nobody without being some form of schizo
>>211958877they've barely spoken since the candy challenge, its been funny to see desu
>>211959054They can control Freddy though. Just like an hour ago Freddy chilled out because he thought Ben was actually pissed at him.
>Seth acting like he's experienced in dating and totally understands the convo
Kek
>>211959080>>211959067haha... yeah man... yeah man
>>211959000No, I don't think it's true. They backed off when Aryeh said he needed to pack.
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Eurofag here, marathoned the lesbians4letty updates. What the fuck does this mean? Daniel is too retarded to make jokes. Did he give more context?
>>211959089Effortlessly mogged by s2 thoughbeit
6 weeks is way too long and why are they constantly putting seasons out?
>>211958834What did she do?
>>211959000Im 80% convinced its a gimmick (the twist) and there aren't any actual legal problems. Yes even the "heart to heart" with the audience about announcing when they have issues is part of the bit.
total daniel victory.
win it all back.
>>211959092bog standard autistic self harmer
Does it feel like the final week to anyone else
>>211959079Yeah that fat handler was real fuckin annoying
>>211959092>I'm so schizo and really a mental illness haver! Now send money you silly simps teehee
>>211958971This is pure turboautism kek
>>211959034 >>211959079>>211959083underrated part of the night was his handlers saying he gets pussy and Freddy pretty much being like SUREEEEEEEE BRO
>>211959093And when they finally did earlier today for the scene direnc nearly lost her cool and told ellie to get the fuck out of her room lol
>>211959043>she just really wants hapa baby impregnation & grow her own Jins & Angelinas.kek
>Jet and Ben are casting for Fishtank
>They find a perfect guy
>He's a content-generating autist who won't quit or whine to production
>He manages to do it all without getting too grating or annoying
>Check his name
>Mark E. Thompson
>They both sigh and move on to the next candidate
>>211959065whats so funny
Why do cameras go down so often?
>>211959065>remembers jet exists
Reminder that Daniel represents chudgang fags and Aryeh represents Binxfags
>>211958886you need to realize, this isnt hollywood, the reward is actually much smaller than you imagine, but it is a reward nonetheless
josie got a full streaming set-up
letty gets paid to work with production and has been given connections to ip2 people
luke gets to kiss the ground sam walks on
TJ is an anomaly but he's a very simple man, he got pussy and is dumb enough to never be a threat to anyone's authority or ego so he occupies a funny middleground of not quite mde-dicksucker but also nonthreatening enough to get invited back to stuff/kept in tertiary circles like Jacob's thing
>>211959123This was way before fishtank when she worked as a trash collector
>>211959094Thats not going to work forever
>Freddy saying he's not interested in women anymore
>tried humping the handler and the wrench and gushed about how hot Letty is
>>211959092>mental problemsYeah
>some form of schizoNo
>>211959125>oh you're friends?>what kinda friends?>do you wanna fuck her?>uhh I hope nothe almost drove a wedge in there lol
>>211959109yeah i don't think this stuff is going to affect them in the season 1 house, otherwise it would have gotten season 1 shut down as it was airing.
>>211959115Unfathomably based beyond all possible comprehension.
>>211959132She finally revealed her master plan today, cant contain the excitement
I'm loving this MGTOW arc
So are Sam and Mizzy fucking still?
>>211959122we could've gotten an aryeh humiliation rout tonight but that ginger faggot wanted to sing le epic musicals. i hope ricky's premature death from whatever genetic disease he suffers from is extremely painful.
>>211959122They should've left or moved to leave as soon as Ricky started feeling threatened by Freddy
>>211959125Would've loved to have heard anything over the fat kike's gushing for his disfigured retarded hero
>>211959065>finally I can talk to somebody instead of them talking at me like direnc and aryeh
>>211958881objectively correct
>I could fuck some desperate bitch
>>211959153getting fucked by Jet, promised a job and then ghosted before S5?
>>211959158Yes sizzy for life
>I MAKE LOVE NOT FUCK
works everytime
>>211959102I think he was talking about the female and male perspectives on dating versus marriage. That was the general context, though it's hard to understand him. I don't think it means literally that because that would mean he was basically telling Letty he's gay within a few hours of getting a boner from sitting next to her. Letty didn't jump on it or question him about it, either.
>thinks about BJC
>smiles
I want to kms
>Ya im a virgin at 25 because my standards are just so high
Ya fucking right you BORING FAG
>>211959162anyone whos seen the show seemingly getting letty on their side must feel good
>>211959141he's a dog after all
>>211959141are you a man? this is how it works when you're a freddyrocker
Check in: Who is your fave Fish?
https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkN0wkn7
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Making love with Freddie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>211959145I think people would be making a bigger deal out of it if he was and he clearly liked Angelina.
>>211959165if she actually put out, jet would not ghost her lmao
the issue is that she isnt going to put out. you are all fucking retarded if you dont see what she's doing and if you dont pickup on this it means women likely have done this to you/are currently doing this to you.
>>211959103>baiting more season war posting>>211959147lmfao
>>211959099/bant/bros might remember this story and know it's the truth when I say I'm legitimately revolted by him.
In middle school they'd always wheel the freaks like him into the cafeteria for lunch and they disgusted me so much I'd skip lunch unless i could get a seat staring at the wall. I unironically hate retarded/mongoloid/disabled people. They make me sick.
>>211959179if she actually watched the show she'd know that letty's doing that to everybody and is actively raping their social dynamics
Freddy is clearly a complusive liar and sociopath. I expect him to lose it in the moving truck and violently attack Aryeh, like the little snivelling coward he is.
>>211959196itll be different when youre in there face to face with her as a person
>>211959192He's a quarter century old and the only thing he has to say about his life is that he used to have friends in high school. NOTHING PERSON
>nah I could've fucked so many bitches back in the day if I wanted
>trust me dude, if I felt like it I coulda fucked that bitch. I coulda fucked her
>say Freddy, you ever read on the internet about...time travel?
>right on man...right on
>>211959197you are autsitic
>>211959181fucking slays me. production might have to pay this lispy gay autist 30k
>>211959178Seth is a pathetic faggot in general but this one is the absolute worst. and he has no idea how much of a fucking loser it makes him sound like either
>>211959197Aryeh should be violently attacked.
>>211959141inb4 redditsawman but freddy is literally denji
>>211959190Yeah it's pretty blatent
She's trying to secure a place in the finale for a shot at winning and is using the whole "let me work 4 u lol :) let me rim ur asshole" schtick to get them to take the bait
>>211959193Then why you like tayleigh?
>>211959034More pleasant than Tayleigh, that's for sure
I don't wanna sleep either, Fwed :/
Keep in mind Seth works in a fucking Arby's.
The most boring fast food chain
Everything about his life is Nontent
>>211959193Try remembering that there but for the grace of God goes you
>>211959190wouldn't ghost her, but wouldn't keep her around either. Hard to know if she's actually a virgin, she described herself as celibate on Ac7ionmans stream, does seem a bit stingy though
>>211959183>Freddy dominationUnsurprising
I get the feeling the wiggers want to kick him but they know it'll be nontent after he is
>>211959214And it will work
>outside this tank is more gaslighting than inside
trvke
>>211959181>clean it up janny
Since Jet said the audience just wants to see Freddy kill everyone with a chainsaw that's literally all I want.
>>211959216Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks rough
>>211959214She seems crazy enough to do some summer rape scandal voicemails to
>>211959216if she was sitting in front of me i never would have been able to eat because i would have been lost in them big brown eyes
>>211959236Jet cemented that image in my head and I can't stop thinking about it
When does tobuscus show up?
>>211959236someone with the patience to press buttons should make a funny silly ai of this
>>211959126that was hilarious, direnc is fucking psycho. doesnt trust anyone lol
>>211959239Let's all hope and pray for an hour of Ellie voicemails
>>211959202do you really place value in being able to have gay stories to tell?
woaaah bro i once fought a guy in rome when i was on vacation then me and my girl went to aruba and fucked all weekend then i went skydiving in barbados and then for a while I was an all-silver pantomime street performer for a few months to make some extra cash and-
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT NOBODY CAAAAARES NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR GAY STORIEEEEESSSSS AND THE THINGS YOU'VE DONE AND THE PLACES YOU'VE BEEN NOBODY GIVES A FUUUUUUUUUCK
Real talk though, how the fuck are they going to keep this shit going for 4.5 more weeks? It feels like we're in the end game already.
If there were actual criminal complaints for felony charges and a pending court case, surely someone would've dug up the paperwork by now, right? The bodycam wasn't the usual AXON BODYCAM footage either. I'm still not entirely convinced the $50,000 S3 gamble wasn't a movie shoot, the camera pulled away and didn't show where the ball actually landed. There's also a story about Payton Manning saying to his buddy, "how about that red 18?"as he was leaving the casino and then the whole table decided to bet on it and it hit they all won. Red 18 is what the ball landed on in S3.
>gives up on women
>your eyes always match your shirt btw
oh no
>>211959043>She basically admitted she hated her male fans during s1kek I remember this she said she pretended all her male simps were girls lol KAW
>>211959257Massive environment and dynamic shifting maybe
>>211959257I imagine they're hoping Freeloaders can mix it up
But it will get boring, every Fishtank season runs out of steam, they're just too long
If I were Freddy and got slapped by Direnc, I wouldn't have fucking hesitated. I would have went into the kitchen, grabbed a pair of scissors, walked over to her, planted Ben/Jet/whoever the fuck to the fucking ground, and I would have kept stabbing that whore until I saw red, lots of it. Fucking BITCH
Best running gag of the show is that they keep believing they have a lot of fans and are becoming celebrities
>>211959256Life is about experiences and working toward things, yes
>>211959256I always talk to girls about my time in Cambodia and Vietnam
Stay mad
Freddybros. we need to find a way to let Freddy know about Hazlenutt. That's 100% what made her go to her room and cry tonight. He is currently not in a fair fight because she's allowed to slap him and tackle him but he can't do shit back to her. He needs to know she was a camwhore.
>>211959257Letty mentioned in her confessional with Jet that they will walk before the season ends. Jet is convinced they all bluff and want nothing else but to be there. He's probably right, but Freddy will 100% burnout at some point
>>211959257Idk but I can't imagine this season going perfectly unless the next two eliminated are Aryeh and Ellie
>>211959277that's how I know you're gay. freddy loved it and direnc loved it. it was an animalistic foreplay dance
>>211959256somebody is a Seth and BIG MAD
>>211959049I think many older whales simply gave up on fishtank after the back half of S2 and S3
>>211959277If I were in the tank, things wouldn't have gone down the way they did. There would have been alot of blood in that tank
>>211959034That mutant almost ruined today. I kept switching from the living room to the kitchen - avoiding director - to get an angle where it was not visible. Idk why sam hyde would sign off on that. I have a caveman instinct to kill that thing.
>>211959277This is why you don't have sex
>I want aryeh to have fireworks set off on his head
direnc is essentially a dyke. freddy should feel no shame slapping that bitch around.
>>211959256wow, poor much?
>>211959294I can confirm this is true because I was THROBBING the entire time
Is Freddy pfp the best fish they've ever had?
>>211959288He literally said that he's gonna hit her later to prove that he's not a woman beater
Dont worry, he's got this shit in the bag
>>211959210>the audience wants to see him murder everyone with a chainsawalso direnc the bogan-devil is yet another bitch trying to control him
>>211959306based markyposter
>>211959266it was insane how insulting she was to them when she knew she was live. she called them 30+ year old obese, ugly losers who "have no woman" and cannot cook for themselves so they spend money sending her plushies
Sam & Jet would just try to ignore it when she said this to them like they'd be impressed or something, but it doesn't even matter because the simps gave them hundreds of thousands for Josie anyway...... bleak & grim
growing your own jin would be awesome
a little ftl posting minime buddy you could send out to take creepshots of idols and steal from bakeries
>>211959308kek yea that thing freaks me out I saw its foot on twitter and NOPE'd out so fast
>>211959239i dont know if she's crazy enough to go that far, but I genuinely think she would ride the wave the way josie did, though josie was probably slightly less aware, kind of airheaded enough to think she was just being bros with jet or something
it may have been memory-holed but josie was literally spending 1 on 1 time with jet, walking along lakes and skipping rocks. jet was very very very obviously interested in her and she got a streaming setup out of him then fucked off lol. In my opinion, Ellie is going for a similar gambit and is more cunning, and more traditionally attractive (and knows it) than josie.
>>211959288She openly talked about it in front of everyone on like day 3.
>freddy sleeping
No more content tonight
Goodnight bros
>>211959317then them after freddy rang the bell? they were smirking with lust and getting in each others' faces like crazy. if they weren't on camera they would've immediately exploded in passion
So after today Its over for Freddy right
Alex B style crashout Is imminent or already underway
>>211959336This has been the case the entire show
>>211958675Lonely incel freaks in this thread are in awe of his false bravodo and attach onto him like clingy unaware fan girls. It's really quite tragic to see how pathetic the fishtank fans are.
>>211959308I had too much espresso and had the jitters and was hungover and that thing made me legit uneasy and restless. FOUL BEAST
>>211959256based hermit enraging faggy "story-tellers"
>>211959092>im so crazy i posted it on twitterNo one is buying this
im gonna say it. i miss keeping the fish up all night with puke and diarrhea sfx
>>211959340thinking Daniel will be next, they will coddle Freddy, they already are
>>211959333After ricky gave her the hazlenut spread she went to her room and cried for hours and pretended like it was because she had a low social battery lol
So do we have a Freddy & Seth alliance after this heart-to-heart or is he gonna stay a fence-sitting faggot
>>211958949Josie TJ Burt seems like the fish with the most stamina always win
>>211958811He's stood further back than Bam, who is probably a crumpled mess by now. Camera angle is tilted too. I'm gonna say he's around 5'8 too, judging by previous shots of him in the house. Maybe 5'7.
>>211959340Dude, after ben came up for that final confrontation and slammed the skateboard when freddy didn't ring the bell, all of the basement burst out laughing on the laundry cam. They may have been annoyed with him, but they've embraced the shittesting and are now fully protecting him basically. They know he's the contentking and are not going to oust him at all
>>211959266Fugly bug mutt
>>211959346There's things physiologically wrong with that thing. It doesn't talk right, it doesn't breathe right, it wears a diaper and its joints are fucked. It's not human. It needs to die.
>>211959327she's such a bitch I remember Sam and Jet having to coach her on how to bait more simps into buying more plushies and shit for her during s1
>>211959332yea Ellie is definitely going for the 2 week long "streamer boot camp" experience
>>211959314i have half a million in savings and I own a home, I just have no desire to "travel" or go "experience le world". thats gay shit for women
I genuinely forgot Seth existed today
he just wants direnc down there bros
>>211959350seeing the fish kept up with that, i mean, not to imply that ive ever spent a cent on fishtank
>>211959345he's funny but I would avoid him at all costs irl because he's a POS that hangs out with nigs
>>211959181>jet picks up the paperwhat a bitch
seth is a fag
why does he talk so much
>>211959365I have no reason to believe this other than vibes, but I feel like they love Freddy and think he's a hilarious rascal. It always seemed like they thought Alex was an annoying faggot.
>>211959207men who cannot be controlled do not get anything from fishtank. those are the rules
So, Spencer is now blabbing to Direnc about his and Freddy's plans like everyone said, right guys?
>>211959391because he wonโt do anything and heโs anxious to make up for that fact somehow.
Geniunely hope Jet breaks down and has a full on tantrum about Freddy on camera before season end
>>211959391He talks yet never has anything to say.
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>>211959370What was going on in this picture who is that guy
>>211959372Then logically you'd have some thing to say about yourself. The original point is that Seth doesn't even have wealth; no personality, no bitches, no hobbies, no goals, just a warehouse min wage job
Honestly Seth should just say FUCK IT and move to a city with $1000 and see what happens. Can't socialize though so opportunities won't come to him
>>211959372I have barely any money and live innm hotels but I constantly travel around the world
>>211959351I kind of want freddy to stay but I'm worried he'll actually make the mistake of literally punching someone like wrench. The bar for assault is way lower for dudes, and clocking someone might actually have him removed from the show.
>>211959409what was her arc
>>211959409I miss her bros
>>211959404They love Freddy
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>if youre watchin this fuckin show you have good goddamn taste
shut up faggot turn around
what happened w freddy
i been mia
>>211959409>WE LOVE YOU STARWE LOVE YOU STAR
>WE LOVE YOU STARWE LOVE YOU STAR
>WE LOVE YOU STARWE LOVE YOU STAR
>WE LOVE YOU STARWE LOVE YOU STAR
>WE LOVE YOU STARWE LOVE YOU STAR
>>211959410that's her new UK bf Steinful
>>211959416nigger how do you afford to travel the world with no money
>>211959427wiggers did not need to manufacture hate for him kek
>buy some merch
>if one of your friends asks
>hey what's that little fish symbol mean
>u say
>if u know u know
>if u know u know
>if u know u know...
>>211959373>won disability challengeyall r just bitter for no reason
>>211959436Not him but you can get cheap flights and make friends when you get there and crash for a night or two. I did that a lot in my early 20s. Great times and you learn a lot.
Ellie's dream in her current rem cycle: https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750839890160676.webm
>>211959436probably a sexpat that fucks underage Asian women
>>211959417direnc and him have been doing the whole "oerr my gawd dont touch me frehdee~~~" shit for weeks now. what would have gotten freddy cancelled at this point was when he went after ellie in the cell but nobody cared
>>211959386I also thought that but the autistic retard might be drunk and as a business he has to get the donation words into Daniel's eyes
>>211959445I wouldn't be caught dead with that shit on
>>211959372You are ignorant
>>211959436Flights are cheap and it's cheaper in 3rd world countries than it is in the West
>>211959456Also this.
Thai pussy sucks though.
I can't believe Letty got cucked with stinky brown puss
>>211959257angie posting for 8 days
>>211959454you probably just drank and had sex a handful of times and didnt really learn that much. i think people romanticize travel too much
>>211959472chicken Andy will fuck anything with a hole he doesn't care I've seen him hook up with some nasty homeless hags
>>211957556the real winner of s1
>>211959470yes yes you're very enlightened because you saw the Eiffel tower and went to oktoberfest
>freddy got up and almost made content
>light outside
>ben tells him no and go to sleep, that he can get up in an hour
now that's fucking bullshit
>so if cams go down this is how you fix it when you're on night shift
problem solved
i can see the sky starting to get brighter and Im still not remotely sleepy. Thanks for keeping me up all night, content king.
>>211959477Nah I thought that too but then I went and tried it.
I don't even do any tourist stuff, but it's generally interesting to be in a different culture
Albeit some 3rd world countries are legitimately hard to live in. I realized I'm actually a pussy and prefer some western standards when I tried the Phillipines
Ayo this faggot Seth cringe as shit, bring back Jerry
seth talking non stop to his non existent viewers
>>211959370i can tell you never watched s1 live
>>211958109you can learn it in 10 minutes
remove seth and add angie
>>211959477I was 18-21 and didn't drink and never scored pussy outside of the city I lived in actually. Made friends and had some really fun crazy things happen. Idk why that's a bad thing
Reminder that Ellie is ASEXUAL and was referring to jet as a brother like figure and said she would never date him and cited his age
>>211959500this, she lives in peace making just enough to sustain her lifestyle and is able to be far far away from the jewish rapists at mde
>>211959509I can tell ur gay
>>211959527Asexuals don't exist.
>>211959527She said she wanted kids?
bake NOW. where the fuck is my new thread
>>211958971what an annoying cunt
>>211959527now this is some good copium
mmm yeaaaa
>>211959527half right
she is an insanely sexual person AND will not fuck jet, citing his age
>>211959527take it easy on the copium brotha
>>211959393I think they liked alex alot but what they didnt like was his hogwife calling the cops ten times on them
Them bringing her on was to fuck with her, not with him. It was a miscalculation. It resulted in kino, but that paired with wild randy is what forced him out
>>211959529>making just enoughfar cry from the initial simp explosion she had after s1 lmao
The only real winners are the people who won their seasons. Remember when people said tay won lol
>>211959033she was being 100% serious there lmao
josie is a based sperg
>>211959527she also platonically judged the beauty of the hungarian she talks to on discord
>>211959088except jet knows that we are onto them now so he might want to go another route, his little gay pathetic and scummy message to claire about her sharing his message on 4chan are proof that he's worried about it all
ayo mints and ben were wildin' just now
>>211959530go back s3 faggot
let me and freddy sleep ben please
>>211959529>sustain her lifestyle she lives at home still lol
>>211959564The best fish never win
Someone bake
I have a long post to post but I want to farm (you)s with it
>>211959564"winning" in fishtank has two meanings
you can win the competition, obviously
and you can win get a job with production/being "in" with mde and co
>>211959576i looked those texts up on the bant archive and someone was saying they were texts from someone else, and it seemed like there was no confirmation it was from jet
i dont keep up at all with offseason shit so i have no idea
>>211959591They are fucking losers
>>211959584>ben you know da wules....no whispewing in da house!
Jimmy actually did fuck dogs though.
>>211959602are u fully insane
>>211959560i think they thought he was lame for constant humble bragging.
Ben's warming up for gay sex with mints
this nigga ben think he the flash lmao
Josie TJ Hayley Burt are the winners.
>>211959591This, unfortunate that other fish do all the legwork just to "lose" rigged challenges by production.
>>211959585nothin wrong with that. she isnt some guy trying to move to the big city as a guise to get pussy. she is saving up and living at home. seems to have a relationship too.
>>211959612https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22722781/#22723000
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22722781/#22723156
>>211959583go back to bant dumb josienig
>>211959613If it weren't for them rigging it to have Letty and Josie as the final two Vance actually might have won the show.
that nigga mints been on my mind
>>211959609Duh why else would he have an elaborate story about how it was No-Buttcrack who actually fucked dogs and shifted the blame onto Jimmy ngggh fuckin goon
>>211959609And he has black jew heritage lol and he rimmed Jet
>>211959613yes, Vance could make more working the floor at Best Buy, but he is content to make roughly half that pay if it means palling around with his internet pals who he worships
How can you wear knickers like that and not show off a massive buldge
Mints baking my dick in his hot ginger ass
>>211959602Nah, it's jet. Vgr (the other guy, some claire simp) wouldn't refer to it as "4chan", he'd say /bant/ or /ftl/ since he literally posts in the /bant/ threads where it was posted.
It's just wild that jet and vgr actually can't be distinguished, jet is that much of a faggot attempting manipulation, like he should be able to use fishtank to groom girls and they're the bad people from telling someone about it.
>>211959654I think the reason he and luca aren't back this season is because they couldn't afford to pay them their old rate
>>211959606Production just picks the winner so who cares?
>>211959666they're both fags
>>211959658fuck off faggot
>>211959639it ain't vgr, vgr wouldn't say 'not mad at ya trust' dude is always bizarrely foraml
it's jet, he's a faggot who turns into a vgr type creep when shook
>>211958148chinese women are universally all mindraped, even ones born in the west
chinese treat their daughters terribly compared to the sons, they all have some degree of daddy issues and neglect. this is why they love BWC.
>>211959681Its real to me dammit
>>211959736coping hard, it's jet, he's a creep
>>211959648Is that mintz? This gingga' has been on my mind lately. Thinkin 'bout that time he threw back that turd cutter rught up against my pelvis like one of those oil drilling pumps in a motel six. That bed was mad nasty but he made it even nastier. He was lickin' up and down my shaft like he was out of his fuckin' mind. Makin me slowcum with those lips, you know what I'm sayin. He could siphon gas through a ten foot hose on a single breath. Be he doesn't like gettin' blown tho. If you try, hell push you right off and just say "holdon a second" and bust himself up within thirty second, tops. He likes bein soft while he gets rammed. I tried tickling his nuts but he got all upset, so I backed off. Didn't wanna ruin a good thing. If you wanna know how to get in that ginger bush, you gotta take it slow. He likes to be woo'd, he likes to be swooned, you feel me? But once you're in there you're in there. Once you get into that motel room, his clothes come flyin off and those cheeks start flappin' like a humming bird's wings before you're even at half mast.
>>211959818Did you think this was funny?
>>211958323Mizzy is a virgin born again trish is just trash
>>211958234it's insane how I was thinking the exact same thing in the first half. Freddy is so fag millenial coded. Small and molestable.
>>211958634imagine hitting him from the back while he says that