ACK- edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The Fish are leaving the season 1 house tomorrow
-- Jerry has won the Disability challenge
-- Freddy and Aryeh now hate each other
-- Aryeh is acting like a faggot today
-- Sam has announced they're in legal trouble from the town, they might have to relocate "in a big box," Jet promises minimal downtime, says "we're down to go to jail" but not on day 12
-- "Things are gonna get rocky"
-- Today's arrivals: Letty, Ricky Berwick, Bam Margera, Stickermule Sauceboy
-- The Seth you grew up with no longer exists. There is only Wigger Jerry now. All nontent niggas should be assigned roles like this
-- Aryeh said he might quit over the Spongebob subreddit controversy, so he's refusing to believe it
-- Aryeh sucked on Ricky's toes
-- Bam awarded Nina $1,000 for doing the best painting of Freddy
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Freddy and Drench romance status?
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>so do you like popcorn?
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>But here's the thing... you smoked weed
Earlier TTS poking fun at Ellie after Jet told Daniel to not fuck with him. Notice Jet immediately looking for Ellies reaction
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750841650844290.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750842530878131.mp4
Ben making sure Freddy can't sleep.
>>211959666okay thanks i feel more secure laughing at jet now lolol goofy ass bosnian
>>211959667Famous Houseโฆ
>>211959674He's the evil queen now.
>>211959662she looks so soft
One of the things I like most about Freddy is that he's a man of action. If Sam told pretty much any other fish from any other season he'd give him 5 fishbucks to push the jew out the door, they would have took all day long thinking about it and then in the end probably not even tried it. Freddy took 15 minutes and YEEHAW'd that bitch.
>>211959673It was all fun and games at first but in one day jet has all but confirmed the grooming rumors without even trying to be subtle
>>211959677really liking ben's panty gag this season
"Alright Ben....come on, they're all counting on you....don't fuck this up"
>>211959673*twirls her hair*
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be very careful ben!
>>211959662this bitch is overrated WHERE DA WYTE WIMIM AT
ben examining his princess parts
>>211959677h-he's fast...
Why are you guys mad that Ellie finds Jet attractive? That means she's into fat ugly 4chan posters, i.e. (You). Shoudn't that give you hope? Would you be happier if she said Luke? Are you a cuck?
>>211959705>>211959677oh what the fuck i was like when was this? theres daylight?
then i saw the time
Reminder that Ellie finds a way to bring up WMAF, Hapa babies, Wasian babies or her preference for white men at least once or twice each day.
She's either pandering extremely hard to production+audience, or she has a mind consumed by race mixing fetish stuff.
>>211959705BEN is a hotshot!
Dont doubt him
Watching Sam from S1 and it's like a completely different person. Something happened post-Alex B
late night/early morning ben shenanigans have been great so far
>>211959673please dont tell me this cringe shit is going to keep happening
>whispered "like the flash..." while looking at his flash themed underwear
lol
he's good at dropping in at least
>>211959662>>211959694cant wait for daddy jet to give her the sleepyhead tax in a few hours
>>211959733Jet won, faggot
>>211959729https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/195071033/#195072698
last time i posted this btw
>>211959739he was already like that in season 2. he just had a slight reignition of passion for a second with jeremy gold
>FUUUUUUUCK
>freddie starts mumbling
holy kek
>>211959739Alex has been sending benji and luna to infiltrate and sabotage production ever since the incident
>>211959739Even S2 felt like a step down, though that might just be because he seemed to hate most of the S2 contestants
Bloodgames and Jeremy Gold seemed to revive his passion, maybe he just dislikes playing Goldstriker now
Fuck this gay ass thread
>>211959761
>>211959737he's intimidating and it's hot
Snipe
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>sorry stay sleeeepin
>>211959700To note, tts told him arye was once again blindfolded and he got up in the same breath
>>211959710*effeminate grunt*
someone make a webm of ben running
>>211959756does he have a foot for a hand here whats going on
>>211959775nigga fux rong witchu
>>211959673I NEED FRANK TO HUMBLE THIS BITCH NOW
>>211959772she'd be hot if she wasn't an insane stalker alcoholic freak
Anybody have prescient words regarding Danielโs arc? I need hope.
>>211959775Ellie fell off
>>211959774He's probably aware of how creatively bankrupt this shit is
>>211959796today's the day she'll be content
>>211959790jet will come up with a reason to "eliminate her" before frank arrives
>>211959803the flash, duh
>>211959790>I NEED FRANKgay
>>211959803The flash nigga
>angie and trish in the chat laughing at ben in "panties"
>>211959806Give her the "Do you wanna stay as a freeloader" treatment
===ELLIE UPDATE===
while we were all watching ben taylor, ellie was RAPED in her sleep by an enormous POLAR BEAR
what are the chances daniel is gonna marky post? he fucking hates fishtank/production
ewegh!
my names, unh, benjamin taylor!
goodnight, Fred-a-maniacs. May both us and our content king sleep well and may he bless us with even more kino when we awake.
How will Ben looking up to The Flash as a hero factor into the story?
>>211959803barry my balls in your ass
>>211959821Trish >>>>>>>>>> Angie
before anybody gets any ideas.
Is that mintz? This gingga' has been on my mind lately. Thinkin 'bout that time he threw back that turd cutter rught up against my pelvis like one of those oil drilling pumps in a motel six. That bed was mad nasty but he made it even nastier. He was lickin' up and down my shaft like he was out of his fuckin' mind. Makin me slowcum with those lips, you know what I'm sayin. He could siphon gas through a ten foot hose on a single breath. Be he doesn't like gettin' blown tho. If you try, hell push you right off and just say "holdon a second" and bust himself up within thirty second, tops. He likes bein soft while he gets rammed. I tried tickling his nuts but he got all upset, so I backed off. Didn't wanna ruin a good thing. If you wanna know how to get in that ginger bush, you gotta take it slow. He likes to be woo'd, he likes to be swooned, you feel me? But once you're in there you're in there. Once you get into that motel room, his clothes come flyin off and those cheeks start flappin' like a humming bird's wings before you're even at half mast.
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>>211959841Trying to grind on the coping
Who is still buying Ellie stock
>must go to sleep after the final fish
>must wake up before the first fish
FML
Yo who's that benjamin guy? Can he grind?
>>211959384Freddy is a huge fuckup in life but he's been providing consistent content since day one
What I think is a really subtle thing that alot of people miss is that he worships niggers specifically because he's a classically trained jazz drummer. If you go to school to learn jazz, they basically make you worship niggers because jazz was the nigger music of the le olden days. It was a bunch of gay niggers all being blackmailed by kikes to produce shitty music (literally shitty, the point of jazz and blues is that it doesnt matter when they mess up the notes because they literally couldn't play real music properly due to being pavement apes) and freddy was basically brainwashed into thinking theyre cool because of music he likes. Then he goes out into the real world and becomes friends with niggers who sell him pills and literally rob him and help him fuck up his life even more, yet he can't break that conditioning and see what's actually happening- which is that blacks are niggers and unfit to live in society. He unironically say shit like "all my black friends have gone to prison" and will say the line that it's the system that's fucked up and not the niggers who are literally stealing money from him that are criminals
Freddy is really fucking stupid, a massive burnout, and his life is a total dumpsterfire,
But all of that being said, he's the best fucking fish because he's the embodiment of pure chaos. He's Alex B if alex b followed through on his act. Nobody that likes freddy likes him because he's a nigger worshiping literal cuckhold who's gf fucked rich jews for money, they like him because he makes the tank entertaining. This man with a straight drunken face called aryeh a bigot and a faggot in once sentance, and in the very next called him a nazi and a jew. That one one of the best verbal berates that has ever been uttered in the tank. Freddy is pure chaos
>>211959726This is also true for Josie. It's funny how these things work. If she dated a 10/10 Aryan mogger fewer people would care. It's the fact that she's dating a inceloid freak that makes her simps angry. It's the fact that it "could have been me".
Benjamin from fishtank, can he grind?
I wish Ben would stop bailing into the kitchen--had me worried he's going to actually hurt himself on the countertops or something.
>>211959854Why would she not clear the bed off first, weird
>>211959828HAHAHAH FUUUUUCCCKKKKKK THIS II SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAH FUCK HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS SHIT BRO YOO
>>211959726Jet should groom more interesting kids if heโs going to bring them on the show
Is Ben trying to make fun of Fred looking up to Bam?
>>211959880i channeled my inner pingasbomb just for that one but see
>>211959854 it does look like the bear pushed her over
>>211959870its content I guess
>>211959866jazz means jizz
"rag-time" music
it came from brothels in New Orleans
>>211959673Jet is cucking the paypigs to their faces in real time holy shit
>>211959883i think he was just trying to bother him cus he arked up to ben earlier
>>211959883not that deep
noise go brr
>>211959862this show absolutely destroys my sleep schedule beyond recognition every time because of this shit
>>211959831I'm confused about why he went on the show. He seemed to think he wouldn't be made fun of. I can't figure out his motives.
>>211959895desu i still have no idea what the FUCK i am watching right now
>>211959733I would absolutely rail Ellie with my 7.5 incher... Not for my own pleasure like a primitive dog, but instead the mission would be to satisfy her as best as I can. As if my life depends on it. I would make sure she is not once again LARPing, but having satisfying sex.
I would be there in the tank, having a pseudo-philosophical conversation with her about identity, while we are aware of each other's emotional state - our mutual manipulative empathy - and it lowkey turns us on... I would fake an insecure smile
>You're too smartImplying to leave the conversation, only for wild, boyish Ellie to grab me by my shirt
>I want you to stay..We would make out, her initiating quasi-lesbian foreplay, only for my dong to get ready... Passionate sex for the world to see. Two attention whores whoring out
>>211959883fred was doing skaties earlier directly over the basement
>>211959884the sheer degradation that these people put the word "literally" through reminds me of the ancient greek practice of dragging your enemy's corpse from behind a speeding chariot until he's just bloody gristle
>>211959726>>211959733she's baiting simps like (you) into buying her stox
>>211959889Hate this dumb faggot!!!!
Ben's last night/early morning antics are back, fuck yeah
>>211959883yes thats the inspiration
>>211959867half of Josie's paypigs were apparently brown & black men, so for them it's a hard racial barrier. maybe that made it easier to paypig? the fact it was always fantasy
>>211959726Ellie could not keep her eyes off the mustache builder & cowboy, who are both bigger than Luke. She's all over the place with these white guys
>>211959915You typed all this out knowing she's rimming Jets asshole when shes done with the show
>>211959866freddy is truly unique. he is the first exposure to /ftl/ browsers that people do indeed have idiosyncratic political opinions and aren't just the caricatures they read about on 4chan. i think this is why he's confusing and angering the autists so much
So when are we moving houses?
>>211959941truuuu
bratty little ginger
>>211959913his brother got him to sign up
he probably assumed he would have a TJ arc with angewa as his taylor, and is now defaulting to getting wasted and kicking holes in walls (both tj things) as reality sets in
also seems to be laying the self pity on thick in hope of female comfort
>>211959952No we ain't, were staying here.
>>211959952fuck off nigger
>>211959952*kills you with a knife*
shut the fuck up???
>>211959946A lot of it is probably living in New York. It's a culture people are steeped in.
How do you even skateboard anyway? Doesn't it hurt when you fall?
>>211959828I was watching. this did not happen. this man is slurring the good name of an innocent minority girl. how can the court let that happen?
>>211959961>>211959960>>211959965This hurts Watermellie's feelings...
>>211959952ellieseether false flag
>>211959956>>211959941You my fucking mintzpost you faggots
That was the gayest shit I ever wrote I will NOT let that go to waste without getting (You)'s
>>211959866Aryeh is right that he's the villain.
I initially thought he was an alcoholic idiot but still a fairly decent person, but as time goes on he shows more of his true colors. I don't think he's ever been an "alpha" in any situation before and now that he's surrounded by literal autists he's letting the fact that he can mog them get to his head.
Watching him fall back to Earth will be his final chapter.
>>211959978When you are young it's nit so abd but once you get into your 30s like me it hurts way more
I just want you all to know, I will continue to simp Ellie purely on the fact that she's the prettiest girl to ever be on Fishtank. I will move on before Jet gets the opportunity to fuck her
>>211959978you have to learn how to fall
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>>211959970get out of here
5am skate time, fuck everyone in the house
will nick rate mints' dumper tomorrow?
>>211959993Aryeh is the villian
You are not watching the show
>>211959979what she is doing is managing to put her temperature foot out of the bed out the camera, which gives away a strong intelligence
>>211959994She has issues bro, bitch would ruin your life
>>211959998It's the makeup, she looks like a literal fish without it. I love her nonetheless...
>>211960009He's too autistic to be a true villain.
>>211960012OY VEY DUUUUH RESALE VALUE!
>>211960003fuck Iโm completely beholden to this
>>211960003nah i dont fuck with dat shit maan
>>211960023He is more jewish than he is autistic
statistically at least one ellie simp killed himself at the news and that makes me extremely happy
>>211960017did you reply to the wrong comment? LOL!
>>211960005based Fred skating on 2 hours of sleep
>>211959913Daniel has aspirations of being a model. Heโs pretty delusional
>>211960015Except when it comes to dieting
i need to shave but its too much effort
>>211960022True, she looks extremely asian if she dosent get a chance to put the makeup on, she clearly tries to soften her features with it
>>211960024they don't own the house my goy
When the hell do Jet and Ben sleep?
>>211960022Don't forget her tight and legal puss
>>211960051Da fat fuck has a pwobwem wiff me
>>211960034He's autism incarnate.
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hmm
Best case scenario ellie goes straight home after she gets eliminated before jet puts his hands on her
>>211960069after busting inside mintz butthole
>>211960047The guy is a retard
>What would 3k mean to you>A gaming computer
>>211960068See the other thread, retard, OP literally copy-pasted and didnt add any info...
>>211960080facts
payton is too pure
>>211960069they only sleep like 3-4 hours
>>211960080Fly her back for the after party ;)
>>211960068>>211960092letty gained ellie's confidence and got her to admit she thinks jet is the cutest guy in the tank
>>211959790I NEED PACKGOD TO HUMBLE THIS NIGGA RN!!!
BOI U LOOK LIKE A TWO TONE CHICKEN BONE
>>211960099She's 100% a clout shark who wants to fuck her way into the inner circle
>>211959970do this again and i'll post the immunity chungus
>>211959642 (OP)>The Fish are leaving the season 1 house tomorrow Jet said to Letty in confessional that it's not tomorrow.
most enjoyable thing in the house is depressed dan shit testing production and vice versa
>>211960092https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750826959381753.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750827899842956.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750842530878131.mp4
>>211960116post him nigga
>>211960047He's not bad looking, which is why the audience gave him a chance initially. He probably got the idea from watching Jon. He's just ordinary muttoid, though, not model material.
1. Did that pants shitting disgusting freak leave the house yet?
2. Is he coming back?
3. How did his handlers "ruin the end of the night," like anons are suggesting?
4. Anyone have any clips of seth white knighting?
>>211960137Dude he literally has nigger lips and nigger nose
Look at his side profile
>>211960128>>211960116The Ian immunity is already above
>>211960072The Letty effect in action, not even giving a fuck about feet anymore...
>>211960115this is probably what's happening but any time you point it out people will accuse you of coping
So now that Freddy literally assaulted Drench, is /french/ over?
>>211960150she was forced out of the shower by JET to read for a plushie
>>211960153It's actually more on than ever
She reminds him of her relationship with her brother
>>211960153yes he said hes going ww3 on her ass now
>>211960147yous a pussy nigga man fuck u dawg
>>211960153freddy hasn't done anything to her, she's kicked and slapped the fuck out of him tho.
>>211960118He said they have some sort of plan but they're not sure about it yet, although I'd wager if they're already making arrangements then it's probably in-motion. I think they're waiting to see how intense things get. Letty was right, the stuff going on right now is week 4 stuff.
>>211960153NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING!
>>211959998Youre getting cucked either way
my bedroom 3 mpv went down and im having a panic attack
>>211960153She was playing hard to get somewhat and he was just drunk.
My whole life is nontent.
Jet was the 15k date all along
>>211960158aight the jetty effect it is
>>211960153the worst she said was "touch me when you're sober"
>>211960166>todays da day......
we do NOT know how tight ellie's pussy is. the ONLY fish whose pussy tightness has been even ALLUDED to is rachel. ellie could have the LOOSEST, RUBBERIEST, JELLIESTLIKE pussy in the ENTIRE world, for all we know
>>211960072FEET BROS WE WON
>>211960209She is half vietnamese, they have bigger dongs down there...
>>211960209Ellie is probably a sizequeensie like Josie. sizequeensies are born sizequeensies
>>211960224b3 upstairs bathroom
>>211960209she could have a cock
>>211960145You're right, but my point is that he doesn't look like he's from the shortbus.
BROS ROOM 3 CAMERA IS DOWN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHEโS BEING RAPED
Why are half the cameras down? Are they preparing for the box?
>>211960258bitch looks like the girl in the well from the ring
>filming inside property you own is now illegal
What crime was committed?
Clues that the S1 house might be the same as the S4 house!
>Living room generally similar, but there was no screen in the S1 house, alaso seems to have different cams
>Kitchen broadly similar, but different design methodology
>Confessional - This is a MAJOR difference and a sign that it's not the same house
>Garage and bedrooms - Broadly similar, but were they just designed that way as a tribute to S1, similar to a couple S3 bedrooms looking like Bitchtank/The Cell?
What is the biggest legal trouble they are facing?
>>211960258Imagine she was hiding some massive toe fungus all the time, btfoing all foot fags, causing the worst stox recession known to mankind
Did many people notice Ellie subtly mocking Jet's advice in the confessional life counsel bit that fell flat? She was almost laughing when saying her dream as a young model with a rich father is to tape equipment down for basement wiggers. Jet is slow so it took him a while to pick up on her not taking it seriously.
She could be telling the truth about wanting Jet sexually but in the context of her being a complete psychopath liar I just dunno.
>>211960297something about sam crossing state lines to fuck a 16 year old i think
>>211960287s3 callers discovered a cool new lifehack that if you call the cops enough times on a house that they'll get pissed off and label you a "disruptive residence"
Will Jet ever live this down?
Simmons son or Summer daughter?
>>211960294take your meds
>>211960317Jin son and Angelina daughter birthed by your Ellie wife.
>>211960143>How did his handlers "ruin the end of the night," like anons are suggesting?Freddy v Arye was rising to peak levels as Freddy was blackout and at his worst thus far, and that faggot ass handler defused the tension between them because he loves playing hero
>>211960308>Wanting jet sexuallyDid I miss something
It seems like he's trying to pit the two strongest fish against each other and make both sides think he's their ally so they don't come for him. It will either be a big brain move or make him target number one when Fred and Direnc communicate and realize he's playing them.
>>211960313Just show the cops what's up, and then tell then any calls from then on are online trolls. I'd clean up a bit first.
>>211960297stealing prescription medication
multiple cases of assault
destruction of property
grooming a minor
public disturbance
>>211960250Yeah until you see that crazy spinal curve
Fucking simps never learn, man. Ellie is ABSOLUTELY going to eat out Jet's ass after the show.
>>211960308Jet currently looks like a fat Beatles member. I wouldn't read too much into a girl calling him cute.
Her other options are pencil necked Seth and desperate Daniel. I can see women finding Freddie attractive but for a sheltered 18 year old he's just not a prospect.
>>211960316Ellies calling him an oldfag, so no
>>211960143>1. Did that pants shitting disgusting freak leave the house yet? Yes
>2. Is he coming back?Don't know
>3. How did his handlers "ruin the end of the night," like anons are suggesting?His handlers cried about how Freddy dumping Gatorade on Aryeh was too cruel and the fat white guy sang musicals with him for an hour to cheer him up
>4. Anyone have any clips of seth white knighting?Who?
>>211960350see
>>211960123letty asking whos the cutest in the tank
>>211960308Ellie prolly thinks low of him, she comes from an upper middle class environment, makes educated references all the time, for that guy to tryna be tuff like c'mon man... She outta that league on every level
>>211960308ellie is hardcore flirting with jet, perhaps hoping for a job on production unironically
>>211960373>Ellie prolly thinks low of him, she comes from an upper middle class environmentYou fool, that's exactly the kind of dudes these chicks go for, usually as a way of rebelling against their parents
>>211960382Ellie wants a job
https://fishtank.live/clip/294822
>>211960308we were saying the same shit when she just stared at the camera 24/7 and told sam her dad was a rich divorced doctor saying she was throwing his own backstory back at him
>>211960308>saying her dream as a young model with a rich father is to tape equipment down for basement wiggersmiddle class girls are notoriously attracted to the lifestyle of slumming it like a real bohemian, maaan
then they hit the wall
For real though, who was she?
>>211960415That was the first binxclone
>>211960415rickys cousin/handler. she was pretty funny and a decent sport.
>>211960404not a good look
>>211960403this, itโs also why they fuck dogs and niggers
>>211960425 I thought she was the first freeloader lol
>>211960382look what she did to those hamsters im sure she's ready to move on to torturing people
>>211960415Binx discount
She's the better one
Because discount
>>211960429I believe she's talking about that streamer that she was on before the show where she mentioned the 13% to sound based
โAss eatingโ isnโt real and just something Ligman thinks is funny. Theyโre all sucking a lot of cock though.
>>211960287something about it being an illegal lodging house and or getting a keeper of disorderly house charge
>>211960424Jesus, they're making them...it all makes sense now
ive seen these jeans before somewhere
>>211960453Forced nontent is at the house? YAAAAAAY
>>211960462Women have always done shit like this.
That confessional with letty was all you need to know what Ellie thinks of Jet. Unironically crazy any of you still hold Ellie stow-cks or send her roses unless itโs for the meme or you just like being hurt.
>>211960462someone on bitchtank wore those all the time
>>211960472ellie is a basic bitch
>>211960453It wasn't Jobe
>>211960453Jobe is such a forced fag. Iโm sure heโll be back and the retard fan will eat it up though.
>>211960488 We want Jobe back
women are attracted to fame
jet's crumb of internet fame makes him more attractive than he would be otherwise
ellie's very reserved and i don't think she would have much to contribute to shock comedy, but it's not as if she knows that at 18. she repeats edgy things she's seen on the internet. she says she likes film, but has she ever filmed or edited anything? any kid can make videos or edits for tiktok these days
it's all down to jet's abilities to groom a 9/10 asian 18 year old for sex
>>211960123>>211960371I need to intervene immediately.
>>211960480I'm a dude and I wear jeans and a plain shirt 95% of the time
>magic 8 ball...do I actually have to hit her?...
>right, of course...
>>211960488Hate that ugly faggots face
Dysgenic freak animal is designed to invoke rage
>>211960501i feel like its a bit or i hope it is. i highly doubt she'd say that knowing jet can hear etc
>>211960453wasnt him
t. knower
>>211960462All this tells me is Gen Alpha women only know Lulu lemon & American Eagle
Ricky arguably is a top3 freeloaders of all time from one day alone
>Tiktok famous pants shitter is coming back in the morning
Wooo! Anyone else excited!?
>>211960297Failure to refund
ellie wasn't serious talking about jet. please. get real.
>>211960480that would be that big nosed faggot claire
>>211960522 they'll all be sleeping lol. They went to bed at like 4 am most of them.
>>211960047Find a clip of this, I absolutely implore you.
If you find the clip or mark the time on a recap yt video then I'll apologise to you and spread the word that Daniel is a massive faggot.
But if you do not provide evidence I will use the most satanic sorcerous powers available to manifest a Daniel total victory. Angie, Ellie and Letty will have messages leaked proving they fucked him. Taylo will give up gambling in an attempt to impress him. Smaack will start dming production in an attempt to meet him. Trish will accept that even though he's hispanic he's still fuckably white and she will ride his pelvis to dust and you WILL kill yourself.
who were the final four on bitchtank? haley, shadi, juliana, claire?
>>211960522>jet I got this goblin freak that the head of pwoduction was begging you for>can I get paid now?
>>211960525She's going to make a buffet out of Jet's ass, just like Claire did.
>>211960525I wonder why Freddy wasn't up her list, sure he's a bit stoopid, but apparently she really wants thicc femboy ass
>Seth's monologue as he goes to sleep about how he got his brother to watch the show and "imagine how big this show would be if we got all our friends to watch it?"
Imagine if he developed a personality outside of hard shilling for the wiggers. The hardcore shilling isn't something that he does in front of the wiggers. He is a true shill to the core and that's his only personality trait.
>>211960522as long as his soi handler is executed
You can spot a twitter tranny from their love of Jobe
>>211960511i need this so fuckin bad rn. i want his fat hog of a wife to show me how much she can eat
Ellie rates Fishtank
>Jet: 10/10
>Freddy 2/10
>Aryeh -0/10 (wanted to avoid the question entirely)
>>211960537as a trish fan with a mostly unpoisoned mind i can assure you from what she has said and done she is only interested in tall confident white chads
>>211960522Another day to not watch
>>211960551zoomers dont have any phenotypes like the fredster
>>211960551Fred is old enough to be her dad
>>211960551Get your ginger lips back around my cock, mints you fag
>>211960565She actually said 8/10 for ben and he is above jet but she thinks jet is cuter
Was anyone else listening when aryeh talked about his first love 'alexander' to ricky? Why hasn't anyone pressed this harder. He got embarrassed and stopped talking about it.
>>211960123> jet is less attractive [than BEN TAYLOR] but he's the cutest sweetiepie and that gains him some points (...) he's a disgusting decrepit human being!! XD
daniel on that winner's arc
>>211960565She said Ben is an 8/10 but he should get on minoxidil
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>>211960581yeah
npcs: rachel, abi, burt, nifty, vance
>>211960606>minoxidilbens balding is beyond the point of no return
>>211960608I think Damiel would be fantastic for the malesโ morale and awful for the femalesโ
>>211960613I thought Jet said he was an orphan. Who the fuck is this old man
>>211960525 Yeah it was one of her ironic moments like when she said she likes destiny because he's a cuck and she wants to be cucked too.
>>211960613Was. And could be again.
>>211960628lurk for a few more months then get back to posting
>>211960613jet would be fine if he lost weight, worked out and cared about his hygiene. he already has the fashion
>>211960613johnny just tongued jetโs ass before this picture was taken
the rimmed
>>211960606>>211960614 Ben wears the bald spot look well desu
>>211960525this happens every season, jet is a groomer
>>211960602also relevant is that ellie is having her period and women are most attracted to masculine faces when they're ovulating
basically, she's infertile, so now it's time for cuddles with the guy who will give her things without any risk of him getting her pregnant
this is female nature
>>211960661its virile and dimorphic to have a bald patch.
>>211960628go back to twitter or youtube
>>211960668theyโre so lucky he canโt get cocaine in the tank
>>211960581Megan doesn't want to be in Fishtank, she just wants to talk about it on discord
>Come to me when you're sober
Wrench wants that Fredster D
>>211960661he has a strong jaw and aura
>>211960647>>211960677>you were supposed to be in our offtopic general before it was moved to /trash/, newfag!!!I will shit on your mothers
>>211960628He's not an orphan lol his biological dad is just a weirdo druggie with whom he has a weird love and hate relationship
>>211960687production is working on a batch of brown butter oatmeal chip cookies she canโt deny.
>>211959642 (OP)I watched most of season 1 and loved it, but then was just too busy to even know sesaon 2 or 3 were happening. What's the best way to rewatch them all? Is there a good in-depth compilation of live highlights from each day or something?
>>211960689fredster was right when he said bam didnt want to hear nothing about direnc being sober for a year
Freddy revealed that his ex aborted his kid and he stayed with her after
>>211960703Not really
This is the kind of thing you had to be there for. There are s2 eps but I've heard theyre shit just like the s1 eps
>>211960614You don't know that.
>>211960703Just watch the official episodes and clips, Simplyreact gets most of it
>>211960716In all fairness, it probably wasnt his kid lol
>>211960703Letty is so weird because you can kind of see where the normal hot girl is underneath her disfigurements
>>211960716His ex-aborted a child from another stranger when he met her
It probably wonโt happen until after the location swap but when Freddy finally has his โdayโ itโll be glorious. Heโs fun on the show but he is a very sick guy!
>>211960703I like cucumberfeet for recaps.
>>211960703you can watch recaps but you'll never get the essence of them like you would if you watched it live and on here. if you want to get the references etc then watch the episodes and reactsimply's clips of s3 - but there will be a shit tonne of them
Would you go to Bex's halloween party?
>>211960721ben is based, im sick of him being tied down by jet's bs. FREE BEN TAYLOR
>>211960741Lol
Grow up fag
>>211960628fake sob story, he has parents
>>211960778Jet had a tough childhood and actually did well for himself
>>211960741Kiwitroon talk. Back to whence you came from, fag.
>>211960700I loved how she talked about trolling kids, gets a chair tossed in her direction and started crying. Then spent 3 hours getting fucked with by production
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>>211960568thanks. my local booru is shaping up pretty dynamic
Yesterday felt like the season finally hit its stride
>Sam seemed full of energy
>Jet was ok
>Ben felt more like classic Ben
>Fish were into it
>Good mix of freeloaders
We've finally recovered from Angie kicked
>>211960719theyre good, obviously not the same experience as watching it live but better execution than jets eps
>>211960801Ellie and Abi are not โprincessโ
>>211960789a decade ago, that doesnt make him a likable person
>>211960838you are insane
>>211960833I want to agree with you, but it seems like every time a night like that happens, it falls to complete shit afterward.
>>211960844Maybe Ellie but Abi is not a princess, she looks like shit now.
Create your allstar cast 2 fish from each tank plus three from all freeloaders
>letty
>jawn
>tj
>trish
>alex b
>mizzy
>freddy
>angelina
>ollie
>kwab
>jobe
Season HOSTED by Luke as Goldstriker's nephew. Sam can come by and play characters when he wants. Jet is hanged from a lamppost until dead before the allstar season begins with ben as showrunner and a good production crew. 100k grand prize for the final season
What's Freddy up to in B1?
>>211960846yeah i dont see it as anything but an one off thing lol unless letty and ricky will indeed be able to lift the mood
>>211960865Being a faggot
>>211960854abi is like fiona from shrek (shacked up with an ogre and eventually became one herself)
she was a princess once, back when she was on the show
i'll make a new tag for post-tank raped ogre abi
What percentage of the fish are going to shit test Jet today?
>>211960900jet will punch their faces in. dont fuck with him
Freddy is an entertaining drunk
TJ was a nontent kwab drunk
Know the difference
>>211960936and youโre klaus the pedophile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cojlEDwK3gg
y'all seen this?
>>211960936i like both of them
>>211960900theyre all pussies without alcohol
>>211960936TJ was a funny drunk wtf
>>211960956not the question
>>211960947No, but I seen this
>>211960833there was a massive freeloader void after rachel left, they should have been faster
>>211960900All of them, boss baby ain't shit
Guys... I'm starting to think Daniel might be retarded
>>211960947>every window is differentI hate American "architecture" so much
>>211961005Thatโs why Iโm rooting for him
>>211961005wn2b getting the cabin back
fow gwandpa and gwandma
>Freddy is anti-nazi
>Casually says the word nigger with no problem
What did he mean by this?
>>211961052>you're a bigot and a faggot>you're a nazi and a jew>did you say nigger? *laughs*
>>211961052He is 1945 pilled, hates the nazis but also hates non whites.
>>211961052Reminds me of how Alex B spent hours trying to apologize for saying the N word and then just starts carpet bombing the word during the night to the same people he was trying to convince kek
>>211961026dont forget the window shutters that don't actually shut or cover the window if they did
>>211961093noone posts in the other one
Freddy's friend who told him to audition for the show must really hate him.
>>211960947i see luke's chest hair, yes
interesting to watch a complete egodeath streamed to thousands of people.
Wonder if he realises how much of a loser he is after being confronted for only attacking retards and women
>>211961160But enough about Jimmy
>>211961178It's just getting started
>>211961178It's more on than it ever has been before
The cast is:
Asian girl
2 Russian yids
half Puerto rican
Australian wog
2 White guys
This on a "based right wing show".
I keep forgetting and then getting reminded how mutted up the US is. Basically Brazil-tier. If you're talking to an American on the Internet there's a good chance he's some shade of brown.
>>211960975>Fuck you gonna do
Freddy will be going home when he inevitably gets on Lettys bad side
>>211961178retarded women love that
>>211961193it's not a based right wing show, it's literally a gay show
>>211961193funny that daniel is the blackest there
>>211961026Literally one window is different and it's the skylight foyer window which is standard. Learn something about houses before you throw your shitty two sense in, retard.
>>211961178direnc is just pissed off that freddy spent the entire day trying to impress letty and only started hitting on her when he got drunk. she told freddy he can start touching her again when he's sober
>>211961255get your eyes checked
What's the biggest meme to come out of season 4.1?
>>211961026it looks really nice from the outside but soulless from the inside
>>211961292angie becoming the raped i'd say
>>211961292"Ellie is a pure virgin"
>>211961277Take an IQ test.
>>211961292The one that says Ellie won't eat out Jet's ass after the show
Whatโs the status on Drenchโs pits? Hairy or no? Any pics?
>>211961026it looks like a 2D paper house
do you think i can catch up on 5 hours at 1.5 speed before they wake up?
>>211960947>Rachel telling the cops production is greatGood on her honestly
>>211961332yes, they don't wake up until 12
wn2b collecting ben clips for a s4 compilation of funniest ben clips. reactsimply this should be on you fatty
>>211961309you're claiming a 2 pane window is the same as a 3 pane window, you're a genuine retard
Four means war.
This isn't season one.
This is war.
Letty
>What do you rate Ben?
Ellie
>8/10
Letty
>What about Jet?
Ellie
>Lower, but Jet is a cutie pie
alright good morning guys did anything of note happen after freddy got shitfaced and started fighting with ricky
Are they actually moving house tomorrow?
>>211961371jet's little fucktoy!
>>211961444ben skated at 5am in his flash branded underwear
>Jet is the cutest sweetie pie
Elliebros, your response?
>>211961446Jet said they may or may not have to leave soon, and that they're "dealing with" the situation when he was talking to Letty earlier
>>211961292fuck around
find out
>>211961483>don't take your dads offer of free university, drop out and come work for meactual life ruining advice hes giving her
>>211961178she told him he can touch her when he's sober
>direnc crying in the bedroom that her retard alliance is shattered and she has to face an actual threat
>ellie inspired to actually be something beyond numbers in direnc's alliance and ruined her entire simp angle
>freddy convinced the entire house is against him, resorting to drastic measures
>aryeh fully untethered from spongebob autism into seething over money while lusting over ellie
>daniel has fully regained his confidence to the point he's now shit-testing production
lettyseethers who said they'd stop watching if she ever came back on may deposit their apologies in their replies to this post
>>211961512>life ruining ellie has a free pass in life. she will always have a rich chad she can marry in ten years if she needs to
>>211961483I still want her to win to upset AB and other chudgang dick riders
I stopped watching around when Bam returned, how long did he stay for this time? Just another hour?
>>211961483i couldnt give less of a shit also if you didnt see that coming you're retarded
wn2b finding Ellie's half white sister's modelling pics
Freeloader prediction: Danny Brown
>>211961534>>daniel has fully regained his confidence to the point he's now shit-testing productionI think he's hit rock bottom and having a melty
>>211961544THIS. AB's fat head will expose when she has to support ellie without shitting on prodcution which she has never done
>stream comes back up
>the fish are in an RV
>cascade of technical issues
>>211961562bam was the least of the content yesterday. a blip. you missed so much
I want Ellie to win because she is asian and pretty
>>211961534yeah letty is the best fishtank contestant ever, even production realize that now
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>>211961605>Bam's face when Sam brought up the criminal charges
I FUCKING DEWAR JET TO HIWT ME
>>211961534it's a shit cast so i don't care. they need more freeloaders.
>>211961534she talked about jacking off all day kick her
>>211961544what does ab think of daniel? if shes judging by content potential then she should hate most of the cast
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>>211960863>jon>josie>letty>cole>haley>burt>alex B>binxi don't know who the best freeloaders would be
>ck on duster>the homeless guy from season 2>the actual homeless black guy from hide and seek in season 1
>>211962230Alex B is blacklisted since he called the cops on the house in S3 after he left and threatened to sue.