Thread 211964196

most astroturfed movie "star" this century

>>211964196 (OP)
I want him to shove his arm so far up my asshole I become a muppet

Pedro been shit since Oberyn martell.

>>211964214
>astroturfed
>has been grinding roles for like 2 decades before finally becoming an A-lister
>/tv/ loved him as Oberyn like 9 fucking years ago
>everyone loved him in Narcos

>everyone wants a piece of pascal
except audiences

>>211964272
I actually thought he was good in Narcos and GOT. Sort of forgot about him for a while and then he is the new pozzed Reddit fave and seems like a total bellend. That mushroom zombie show with shovel face absolutely sucked and made me really dislike him

>>211964196 (OP)
This is all about him having a transfreak sister. Nothing more.

>>211964196 (OP)
im so tired of this spic turd

Get that zesty beaner outta my face.

>>211964196 (OP)
Name one of his movies

>>211964196 (OP)
This nigga is gay and most definitely a rapist

He needs to be in Cruising 2: For A Bruisin’

>>211964214
I'm starting to hate Narcos, we just can't have anything nice, ever. Thank you for being, Jesus.

We can only hope the Fantastic four movie is a giant flop.

>>211964196 (OP)
Photoshop R out.

>>211964504
>Vanity Fai

It's incredible how he always looks like such a fucking faggot and managed to cause disgust and revulsion inside of me every time I look at him. I just see a diseased toxic faggot every time they try to force this nigger on us.

Can we hurry up and get to the scandal where the jews unperson this fucking faggot?

>>211964430
He’s dating Omar Apollo, he doesn’t need to rape anyone.

Based fucking pedro making the anti disney capeshit commies seethe
Go back to watching batman vs superman and pretending trash like venom was good you fucking low incomes faggots lmao

>>211964517
In Pedro, you retard.

>>211964599
Doesn't mean he didn't rape anyone. He certainly molested his brother.

>>211964272
fuck off pedro

>>211964651
>Go back to watching batman vs superman and pretending trash like venom was good you fucking low incomes faggots lmao

Can you imagine being this far gone? Let's hope this is faggoty AI and not some mother raised unfuckable faggot because their life would be complete agony if it is.

Dude is clearly gay.

I’m losing interest in watching Fantastic 4 because of this guy. I’m sure I’m not the only one

>>211964530
absolutely seething

>>211964196 (OP)
>Media: everyone loves Pedro!
>Everyone: why is this guy in every fuckinng movie?

>>211964196 (OP)
What's the cope going to be for this charisma-vacuum faggot's supposed "appeal" once Fantastic 4 flops?

>>211964930
Imagine wanting to watch the 3rd iteration in less than 20 years of mediocre superhero slop, sort your life out

>>211964930
Easy skip, all his fag talk ruined it

>>211964196 (OP)
Not true. He's as forced as Zendaya, that black bitch from Wicked, Anthony Ramos, and Rachel Zegler. Like the rest of them, he's never been anything successful because of him, but has been in flops because of him. He has no star power to carry a movie, and his only successes come from coat-tailing other people's success.

>>211964196 (OP)
>totally organic stardomship
>not it has nothing to do of being a CIA asset nepobaby!

>>211964196 (OP)
All the gayboys in the picrel are very fuckable

>>211964312
>That mushroom zombie show with shovel face absolutely sucked and made me really dislike him
He was the only good part about it, though.

>>211964659
Dope

>>211964214
Sorry that's muttdaya or chalamanlet

It’s very obvious to me is that the only reason this guy has a career is that he is a “white-coded” beaner, so lefties can have their cake and eat it too. Of course they would never go for some Montezuma looking Indio fucker no, it has to be a white European Spaniard that the can pretend is Mexican or something

he's literally an humilliation ritual for latinos

>>211964214
This. He doesn't even have a good performance or movie that anyone can point to. The media push is "whoa isn't it cute that this literal who mid actor loves communism and his mom? don't miss the new F4 slop!!"

>>211964214
Zendaya and Florence Pugh say hi

>>211965047
Superman Batman and Spider-man are also on their third iterations within that same timeframe…

>>211967696
My point still stands, now reinforced

>>211965549
why? being one is already living hell and their women smell like shit and liquor

>>211964214
I was thinking this before I opened the thread. Pedro is ass and awful. The blonde guy from narcos should be more famous.

>>211964272
Meh, I’m sick of seeing the cunt everywhere, pic related

>>211965048
My eyes.

>>211965048
This is a 50 year old man
Disgusting

>>211970124
Cool it with the ageism little bro

>>211965464
He literally is white you fucking retard
He comes from basque aristocracy

>>211970453
Shut up Pedro

>>211964196 (OP)
ZERO memorable roles, performance or movie. Simply a PR push, by an industry selling gay male gaze passed off as women's gaze.

>>211964272
One gets to A-list status by box-office, award wins, or strong fanbase. Which one does he have other than industry push (publicist + PR machine of magazines/photo shoots + fashion shows/campaigns + casting lists)?

>>211964456
Ruling class, LGBTQ = minorities imposing themselves on the majority. Guess which one is a good tool to appear "for the greater good"?

>>211965048
>"I have social anxiety teehee xD"

>>211964214
Nah that's Lady Gaga or the bony Jew from Dune.

>>211965054
Zendaya is especially important to mention because her push(which is still going on) was one of the biggest most forced things ever seen from Hollywood and it still failed, what hope does this faggot aging spic have to compete with the "Queen of Zoomers".

>>211964214
This guy has sucked 132 director cocks you need to show him some respect right now

>>211964196 (OP)
jews are profoundly disgusting

>>211964196 (OP)
Just another media push like Taylor swift last year

>>211964196 (OP)
He had a good agent, who I hope is getting paid really well for all this shit. They do this shit all the time now, they rotate another guy next time (likely Powell with Runningman coming out and whatever other projects are lined up) and act all surprised like "where did all this come from?!?!"