mom edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The Fish are leaving the season 1 house soon (not necessarily tomorrow)
-- Jerry won the Disability challenge
-- Freddy and Aryeh now hate each other
-- Sam has announced they're in legal trouble from the town, they might have to relocate "in a big box," Jet promises minimal downtime, says "we're down to go to jail" but not on day 12
-- "Things are gonna get rocky"
-- Today's arrivals: Letty, Ricky Berwick, Bam Margera, Stickermule Saucemule
-- Ellie wants to work in production; showed feet and admitted she wanted to fuck Jet
-- Direnc spat in Freddy's face and he enjoyed it
-- Ben G-checked Freddy, revealing the latter will only fight retards and girls
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>>211959761
I can't believe Ellie is just a vapid whore. She should've kept her mouth shut.
Please don't watch this show. It's upsetting me that anyone watches this.
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Ranked choice best crew elimination poll, will probably simplify next round
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kzGbQgJ/
BRB, gotta pop down to Antarctica for a second, a female acquaintance who I've met twice wants me to come to the South Pole, I'm planning on eating chicken on the sidewalk and doing literally nothing, then calling her at 5am to whine that she's still awake and having fun without me, it takes a week to get there and costs tens of thousands of dollars but it's worth it, don't worry this is extremely normal behavior, at least for enlightened non-Americans like me
>>211964429This is a side game by Jet and Letty btw. If they "tank" Ellie and cause people to think she's already a lost cause, it makes it easier for him to fuck her and toss her to the side, without any spoken repercussion. It's like car sales.
>>211964445#RapeJobesRedditFanbase
>>211964445Why lowest votes, why not just whoever has the most points. You're making it confusing for no raisin
I refuse to believe that Jet has actually fucked anyone. Bro is a permavirgin
anyone got a clip of wrench chocking freddy?
>>211964519hold onto that cope
>>211964444>checkedKato is hot
>>211964519women will do a lot for men who they perceive as having wealth/fame/power
>>211964445This isn't ranked choice
There's no reason to have a "next round" if you're assigning points to every candidate
rumor is that there is an upcoming shower cam that will require a $1,000 per week subscription. who's buying?
>>211964519Abi fucked Jet thoughever
Letty may not be able to hold a candle to all-star fish like Freddy and Direnc but at least we can all appreciate her absolutely destroying Ellie's simp grift two weeks in
Only positive vibes guys.
Jet has outdone himself and the show is really turning out to be the best season.
We are standing by for more kino.
Stay tuned because amazing things are happening.
>>211964594This unironically.
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>>211964594if they're all going in the box to the other house , than I don't expect today to be the most entertaining thing ever
>>211964429What filter does this show use? It has a weird grainy look.
did arye actually cry yesterday? wtf happened lol
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>>211964519this is called projecting in psychology
>>211964578This true or is it typical /ftl/ schizo nonsense?
Just woke up, why are niggas turning against Ellie?
>>211964641he didnโt cry but he had a meltdown and started packing after Fred spilled beer on his head
>>211964655It's true. He also fucked Claire. Fucking Josie is probably schizo nonsense thoughbeit.
>>211964655oh sweet summer child
>>211964661She showed feet only after being a whore so the simp fetish of feet is spoiled and soured by her skimping for jet.
>>211964655Typical /ftl/ schizo nonsense is correct 100% of the time.
>>211964653Brother Jet got humiliated and cucked by his dad multiple times. He looks like an ogre and is subservient to Sam. He got no game and no notion of
>le projectionis gonna change that Goran
i need 1 more to complete my set, after that I will organize my ellie pics by front/behind stances
What are some good ways we can love and support women in the fishtank community?
>>211964641Freddy beat Aryeh in a bell challenge. Freddy told everyone to stop talking to his dog (Aryeh). Aryeh cried over not being able to talk to anyone.
>>211964655i'll give you two more, letty also fucked abi and claire made a sex tape with jet after bitchtank
>>211964670Josie did stay with him at his place immediately after S1
>>211964661We were afraid that letty would've groomed her into fucking jet but it wasn't even necessary, she's already game
Jet and Ellie's special POV video project!
What was the context again of Daniel saying โwock inโ?
If she is willing to fuck Jet that means she's willing to fuck YOU, anon
>>211964598i hope they get together
>>211964661She said Jet was cute because heโs a sweetiepie then proceeded to call him old and decrepit
>>211964692Yeah but there's no confirmation anything happened. With Abi and Claire we have proof.
>>211964666he definitely cried even before the beer
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>>211964688based. shut that annoying fat jew up
Ellie will be haunted by this shit for the rest of her stay, either by tts or Letty, or both. And I really don't think think she wants to fuck him. She likes his whyte boy style and he looks younger than the other wiggers.
If Seth wasn't made of sticks and was a bit chubbier and shorter she would like him too.
>>211964582She absolutely can, but being a freeloader is totally different to being a fish so Letty can't be 1:1 compared to Freddy and Direnc. Letty is weak to physicality so there's a good chance those two would ally if they were all participating in the same season, and Letty would have to glaze Ellie, Seth, and Dan to get them both out.
I will seethe if I see white walls with a stripe in them in house 2, instead of the decorations and colored walls
>>211964714we also know she did whippets there
>>211964641yesterday was the first time this season the show found it's legs and felt like fishtank
to the point where it was difficult to choose which aspect of it I wanted to watch, which is a draw I haven't felt in a while
>>211964714>With Abi and Claire we have proof.Wait what?
>>211964685Platonic non-obsessive support for Drench. Ellie is boring.
>>211964745Off season bant. You had to be there
>>211964692They inhabited the same structure at the same time once? Insane.
>>211964706She wants to fuck Jet cuz he has clout. No clout = no pussy
>>211964751we'll all pop into her cam stream after the show and say hi
>>211964763Ah so no proof then
>>211964745claire crashing out over tj led to a lot of things leaking
>>211964779Shadi dumped texts and Claire confirmed
>>211964774Chuck a few dollars for solidarity and keep it pushing
>>211964783Can we get the full rundown on this?
>simps in denial about Abi and Claire fucking Jet
We literally have the text messages lmao
>>211964726Direnc totally mogged her as a fat lady. This is revisionist history by the same copers who tried to claim that Letty would epically destroy Ice Poseidon and then she became a total groupie whore for them
Do Asian women just have lower standards when it comes to white men?
>>211964783>>211964799Where are the caps then nigga
>>211964799They're both gay and I don't care
>>211964811No you had to be there. Only bant boys deserve the lore
NOTICE HOW ELLIE STARTED TO SHOW HER FEET RIGHT AFTER LETTY APPEARD. SHE WANTS NO COMPETITION
Does the Swansea police know about Marky?
>>211964819Jet far more attractive than you
>>211964429Every Asian woman I've ever known is a turbo branch swinger. I knew one that immediately left her boyfriend of many years when she found out one of her beta orbiters made $900 more a year.
>>211964519Women will fuck every guy in the vicinity of a rich dude just in the hopes of trading up once she gets close. I 100% believe Jet and production are fucking all the girls and I'd bet most of the girls are secretly hoping to fuck Sam by doing it
>>211964819same way white men have low standards with asian women
>>211964819all women do when it comes to white men. the ugliest white man is hotter than the best looking shitskin.
its just facts
>>211964745there is video proof of claire and possibly abi licking Jet's taint
>>211964846ugly, faggot, cope
>>211964771Right so get clout nigga
Why are you so obsessed with who jets fucks?
He'd make a good freeloader, methinks
>>211964643anons will see this and then say "she hates him she hates she hates him!!!"
>>211964875he's already at house 2
>>211964825Not posting it you donโt deserve bitchtank girl oversharing
>>211964849We don't, and even if we did it wouldn't be the "same way"
>>211964819Just like white men have low standards when it comes to asian women.
bant gatekeeping is fine, fight me
>>211964874because ellie spent all her goodwill pretending to be an asian tradwife when really she wanted to be groomed by neptune like the rest of them
How come they don't say "baggies" on the show?
>>211964900you have no friends
>>211964849This is definitely true, if you've been to college ever you know that the attractive Asians (pale East Asians, not brown SEAmonkeys) end up in relationships with other Asians most of the time.
Is there a kneepad fishtoy for Ellie? She's going to need it.
>gets mogged by a 21 year old special ed autist
>>211964897Do you really think that's the same thing
>>211964900tbqh i would post the texts and everything but i never bothered saving them lmao
>>211964825lurk more, niggo
>>211964937again?! What the fuck are you faggots doing?
why is /ftl/ obsessed with cuck fantasies?
>>211964939How do you think Jet will get back at him throughout the course of the show?
>What are you gonna do?>You really wanna know?
>>211964903She didn't pretend to be trad. All she did was say she would like to be married in a few years. Besides, her grifting would be after the tank.
>>211964917This is a huge controversy, Jet needs to answer this question
>>211964936Anon, you rake!
Binx would work well on this season negl
>>211964962the copes you waifufags deploy are truly impressive. maybe one day i'll be able to deny reality as good as you can
All you footfags make me sick, there's nothing sexual about female feet... You would never bust a fat nutt on a tight slut's feet like Angelina... She would NEVER wear flip flops and stare at your bwc and let you bust a fat juicy load on those soles....
>>211964983Binx is boring.
Octavius Thunder would work well on this season negl
CAN A DOG STILL DROP IN??
>>211964942Notice how the e-whore simping for Goran is brown like poop.
>>211965003Ben bits are my favorite love his superhero arc, did you see him run around as the flash at like 5 am?
I had a dream I hugged Daniel and cooked him food because he was hungwy
>>211964983get that hag away
>>211964983binx would work well on zero seasons cause she sucks
>>211964943Yes. If you feel called out, its none of our business.
>>211964983She had 40 days to become interesting, she failed, fuck off
Jet please don't let them dogpile this based nigga out of the show. You did good last night when you realized they were angling to gang push him out the door. You need to just say that getting pushed out the door doesn't count or something and he'll be fine. Even if they try to fuck with him 5v1 he'll probably still win because he's an absolute menace, but they could easily overpower him and literally toss him out the door. Thank you for your attention to this matter and enjoy Ellie's pussy <3
>>211965003ben was great last night
Why do the Chinese people rent the house to Fishtank if they destroy the house and make semi-permanent modifications?
>>211964987Whatever you say faggot
>>211965028yeah it fucking ruled
>>211965038He's not leaving anytime soon unless it's on his own accord
>take Aryeh's fishbucks
>put the shut up bag on him
>tell him if he takes it off or talks he's eliminated
>repeat every hour or two
this would make the whole day entertaining
>>211965035No, because I think east asians look like monsters
The reason why asian women have "low standards" for white men is not at all the same as the reason for the inverse of that
>>211965042ben did a ben bit about dewrench biting ben's bit (him rubbing people's backs)
that was a gem I think was lost on a few
>>211965038heโll be leaving today
frank will hassle direnc out of the house
your final 3 are
>ellie, aryeh, and daniel
>>211964987>"she pretended to be trad! she betrayed her fans!">"uh no she didn't. nobody seriously thought she was tad.">"YOU WAIFUFAGS ARE UNBELIEVABLE!!!"????
I'm pretty sure it needs to be spelled out you're clearly the seething waifufag here m8
It's a dead show and season.
I am watching the digest and feeling Aryeh-tier irrational jealousy at Aryeh watching Ellie rub his back
>>211965080shut the fuck up faggot
>>211964849Itโs more a cultural blindness to their mental disorders before itโs too late. Guys of their same race can see it from a mile away
>>211965078Nightmare final 3
>>211965080Don't forget the unsolicited cuck fantasy about Jet Neptune
What we do in life echoes in fredernity
>>211965038He's the only one they can never dogpile. If Aryeh had punted him out of the door last night Freddy would throw a rock through a window and climb back in to beat his ass, and Jet would call it fair.
>>211965062>mommy direnc prevents aryeh from leaving SHE NEEDS TO BE ELIMINATED NOW
How much violence will they let Direnc inflict upon him before they toss her out? Literally the only thing she can do to him that remotely effects him is physically attacking him. Even though he was defcon 1 drunk last night he didn't fall for her trying to ragebait him.
>box door opens
>hello, fishies
>>211965078There are stupid cocksuckers here who are unironically pushing for this.
>>211965087they put the defibrillators on it yesterday
let's see if they keep it going
>>211965056next time you open your ellie folder, don't resist the urge to blow your brains out and end your worthless life, simp faggot. it would be pretty funny when the coroner comes in and sees you with your dick in your hand to some girl on fishtank who's fucking jet neptune and doesn't know who you are
>>211965117this nigga looks the way i feel
>>211965089uh oh simpcuck melty
>>211965129fuck off, for real
>>211965114nah get rid of Aryeh and Daniel
>everyone in the house shits on every person in the show who finds ellie attractive
>everyone in the house okay with her and jet hooking up, who is a 28yo fat bitch
>>211965038As Jin said "even the wiggers aren't this retarded"
If Freddy left they'd be giga fucked for the next month
>>211965038you must be a virgin if you think a girl as hot as ellie would seriously consider jet good looking
she was just teasing him cause he tried to see her in the shower, its obviously gorum has a crush on her
kek that ellie simp is big mad
>>211964999Her superpower was endurance, which is the whole game strategy. She did the best kayfabe during Famous House 2 and autists chocked it up as being "nontent" when they were specifically instructed to blend in and cause drama naturally
>>211965129This nigga mad as hell my boy Jet gettin a lil pussy. Permavirgin type shiii
>saves /ftl/ by utterly and completely decimating ellie simps
say thank you to jet.
>>211965144fuck off to hell, your eternal destination when you finally decide to give up on the meaningless, slightly comedic tragedy that was your life
>>211964874being a groomer is bad
>>211964399 (OP)Can somebody explain this show to me?
>>211965163youre a loser and nobody has ever loved you
>>211965150>being this assblown by a jet neptune bitI fucking kneel jet. All simps must fucking hang
>>211965151his stoxs are dropping, and made himself the next dogpile target. jet needs to bring in jeff to protect freddy.
>>211965176it's a gay show
>>211965183are you okay buddy?
>>211965078>simpbait and the self inserters for all of you disgusting autistic subhumans that watch fishtank (everyone but me basically)worst timeline. give me people who remind fishtank fans of their lifelong bullies
>>211965183loooooooooooooooooooooool
Why is Scott Sullivan 0-2 MMA desperately trying to self insert into this season and beat up the Fredster? Literally no one wants to see this happen and virtue signaling just because he's giving the jew his just desserts is beyond gay.
>>211964811the claire/tj/letty thing is another beast but for abi the timeline is
>abi and jet text after bitchtank>abis ogre bf finds the texts, trashes her pc and kicks her out >abi hooks up with jet, wants to get in a relationship but gets rejected>abi gets depressed, letty invites her to hang out and they hook up (abi complains to claire letty abused her afterwards)>claire and abi go on powtank>abi meets some fishtank simp orbiter there and they end up being together
>>211965157>a girl as hot as ellie generic anorexic slant eyed insectoid like there are billions in china
nigga nobody cares about binx stfu
>>211965176Fishtank is an online reality show, directed and produced by Jet Neptune and Samuel J. Hyde. A smart house is monitored 24/7 & broadcast live to the world. All bedrooms have cameras, common spaces are monitored via video and audio surveillance. When the lights go out, the IR comes on. The Fishtank house is always on.
>>211965194ask yourself that same question
>>211965176It's complete shit, don't worry about it
>>21196517624 hour livestream psychological torture experiment on autistic retards
i actually already nutted in Ellie and she's holding my white baby inside
>>211965138>The final challenge of season 4 is the fish having to go through every idea Jimmy has had for the show the last two years.
ellie simps are jealous that jet groomed her first
sucks to be you
>>211965197>ive me people who remind fishtank fans of their lifelong bulliesyou're an anon after my own heart
>>211965204yeah and all billions of them will never consider you as a mate lmfao
>>211965205this, emphatically
take it easy ellie simp, life is stressful enough as it is
>>211965183wait is the ellie simp the same person as the taylor simp? leaf? hoooooly shit nigga you keep getting mindbroken by fishtank succubi
Bens bits are pretty fun because they don't involve trying to fuck the contestants
>>211965202>letty abused her hot
>>211965144she will never know you, love you, like you, acknowledge you - you don't exist to her and never will. time is fleeting and before you know it you'll be out of chances for anything, let alone ellie
>>211965176chud big brother
>>211965236probably cryokeen
Is that guy spamming Ellie bait okay? He might be getting off to cuck fantasies
everyone understands season 3 mogs but few accept it
>>211965117Rapetank is real
>>211965257noooooo not big dog
>>211965080behold: cuck projection
>>211965239This nigga's malding at another man getting some pussy from his perfect princess. Welcome to reality lil nigga. Jet Neptune's the big dog and you a lil gay chihuahua
>>211965038>get drunk>knock everyone down one by one execution style>pour drink on you>hit the quarterpipe >10 minute power nap >repeatCAN A DOG DROP IN?
>>211965202Abi is a cautionary tale.
>>211965265im sorry you were molested as a kid
>>211965176a big brother type show where most of the audience is pathetic autistic losers addicted to it while crying that they hate it while they post about it 24/7
>>211965176big brother meets jackass
>>211965288Season 2 is for the raped
>>211965218How does this trap work?
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>>211965176its like watching paint dry with the illusion that something awesome might happen any second now. Cause sometimes it does, albeit very rarely
>>211965289hi jet. have you tried making a better show?
>>211964710Shadi and Claire have been posting in /bant/ the entire off season and both independently confirmed it.
Shadi posted Claireโs texts where she confirmed she fucked Jet, Claire then admitted to it. Including a sex tape where she was in handcuffs. Claire also said Abi fucked Jet with text proof but I donโt have the screenshot.
He's proof the fans of this show are retarded. Them getting legitimately offended and acting like he's some sjw freak just because he talked shit about their grifter daddies and supporting the guy who Freddy called a "racist jewish faggot"
>>211965277Dawg you are seething at the suggestion of reality show contestant having sex. Take a day off from the internet for your own good
>>211965230ellie doesn't know who you are or that you even exist
A challenge where they have to come up with a slapstick comedy routine.
>>211965315For your own good unc it's time to stop trying to act young on the internet
>>211965307i have this one of abi texting claire
>>211965296supposed to tip the cup with the door opening to pour liquid on their head
looks like itll just knock the cup down tho
ftl has cuck fantasies with Jet Neptroon. Unbelievable.
>>211965317youre a dumb bitch you know that?
More autists in this thread need to accept that everyone watches the show differently and likes contestants for different reasons, it's okay to want friendtank and it's also okay to want hell house and root for whoever creates the best content
>>211965265Season 3 is the worse season
>>211965341AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>211964875was very funny seeing them desperately do damage control through site notifications saying they gave jin a bunch of tokens and to get him to send TTS
>Drench yelling at Freddy for drinking
>Freddy doing laps around the house on the scooter
>>211965303>everyone that points out I'm an addicted screencuck is jethave you tried limiting your screen use to 1-3 hours a week maximum
>>211965340>jet neptune has fucked like 5 of the fish girls>Ellie is hot as fuck and said she thinks jet is cute>we're supposed to just ignore that
Show is so dead nobody in here is even watching it, just arguing about sex
FACT: Ellie is going to be bred by a white man.
>>211965317there aint nothing more pathethic than a anti
>>211965341she will never know you exist and never will
>>211965176Big Brother meets Jackass and Fear Factor. The main difference is that the showrunner, Jet, is so unbelievably inept and thin-skinned, that he constantly fucks up his own show. He has main character syndrome and constantly invents ways to be seen more on camera, which is the opposite of what should be done. See the "dad reading the newspaper" thing introduced this season. There is ample, and I mean AMPLE, opportunity to actually make a good show, but they would rather grift and make it a cash grab.
>>211965209>>211965213Why are they all disgusting and retarded? Are the forced to do stuff? How do you win?
>>211965363its like 10 am nigga
>>211965326nah you old asf and cooked. hop off geezer
I think that next season the anti-simp squad will send in their gfs to the tank so they can live out their fantasies
>>211965360>instantly attempts to make detached ironic retorthi jet. still on strike 2?
Has claire given her input on the Jellie situation? She will be eskimo sisters with Ellie!
freddy zooming around on the scooter while his jew nemesis' stocks crash and he gets bombarded with retards wasting their money calling him an antifa bitch
more angieโs mound type stuff
So Sam didn't manage to sell the season 1 house all these years and had to reuse it after all?
>>211965373projecting loser
>>211965346it's never okay to simp, however
Can't believe Daniel actually killed the disability challenge
>>211965399is freddy the first best male contestant on the show?
>>211965176a show with autists by autists for autists
>>211965346I think we can all agree that the people who watch constantly and just complain about how bad and boring it is (but don't find something else to do with their time) are the most mogged pathetic cuck loser failure disappointments that exist, though
>>211965403He never bought the house
>>211965401bwc receptacle
>>211965361Nigga you been mindraped hard damn. Markyposters are the same shit btw, r9kcels still seething their special princess got gaped by a 40 year old ogre
>>211965308They called Jin a pervert/creep when he couldnโt have laid it on any thicker
>>211965377endurance, eliminations are either challenges or arbitrary. nobody admits it but the winner is always whoever the audience likes most and that's usually whoever proves themselves as worthy via enduring the 6 weeks best, there are no set win conditions
>shiver me timbers the fat guys got an issue with me
how do you respond without sounding mad?
I think they should kick Aryeh next. It's too much with both him and Daniel in the house.
>>211965420obsessed tranny says this because he wants to pretend like he's not the only one watching at 7am
>>211965323Jewish fucking Nazi
>>211965418Without a doubt
>>211965393hey simbal. how many hours did you spend in front of screens yesterday? is it because they don't want you back on the show?
>>211965328Thank you
>>211965375Itโs not world ending info but itโs funny as hell that Abi and Claire were cheating on their boyfriends and fighting over Jet.
>>211965450Yeah then I can finally stop watching
>>211965404non-person to ellie
>Come down to the basement for a "confessional"
how do you respond without getting your back blown out?
>>211965467>le simbal for no reasonuh oh frank. i know you really wanted to get on that internet show but finances can't be so bad you're this desperate right
>Freddy - "lets be real, jews own the untied states"
>the cripples handlers start visibly kvetching
>>211965372ellie has never even spent a fraction of a second considering that you exist because you don't and won't
>>211965485he looks cute there
Jet has personality and charisma but he could pull way more and quality bitches if he lost weight
>>211965377>Why are they all disgusting and retarded? They are cast with this in mind
>Are the forced to do stuff?No but people here act like they are and have moralfag meltdowns all the time. See current discussion ITT where a freak is melting down at the implication of a producer hooking up with a female contestant after the show's over
>How do you win?It's "last man standing" and individual eliminations vary between completely arbitrary staff decisions and hard rules on games/contests
>>211965448Definitely not by saying "the retard has a problem with me." Absolutely pussy response. And then he ignored Daniel saying he wants to box him.
>entire thread is just fishtank production and former contestants shit flinging
I fucked every single person on the show, no I won't tell you who I am ;)
>>211965487>confirming youre a jeetgrim
>>211965474Abi broke up with her bf well before this
>>211964639its just bad bitrate
>>211965479Why do you even like him? He's a whiny jew who does nothing but political sperg and sing.
>>211965487simbal turn off the screen. you're already at six hours for the day and it's morning
>>211965340claiming the girls eat his shit is by far the weirdest variation of this
>>211965499Jet is a charisma void, what in the fuck are you talking about? He immediately drains energy of whatever room he is in. His personality is also unironic wigger, so nothing.
>week 3 already tomorrow
holy fuck but also around here is when seasons usually fall apart
>>211965508is this why you got superaids now sam?
>bwc we are the master race!!!
no different than niggers
The best thing about every season of Fishtank is watching the simps have a meltdown when they realize the trashy women are trash
>>211965448>Everyone beat the shit out of Daniel challengeBut in a more subtle, drawn out sort of way
>>211965529Day 14 is week 2
>>211965514exactly what i was talking about, your tiny, stair-smashed brain goes directly to le simbal le jeet
>>211965520Everyone else is just that bad
>>211965518>broke upshe cheated (via texts) and got dumped by ogre when found, then she visited and fucked jet personally
>>211965528>he thinks women have the same view on personality on him Damn you must be young
>>211965308Being an "SJW" is compared to supporting BLM
>>211965528I thought he seemed like a good guy when he was interviewing everyone about what they want in life and then seemed to be giving people experience to work on those things in the tank. He isn't perfect but he's trying to help them
>>211965554he is truly pathetic
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>AIIIEEEEEEE MY FRIENDTANK MY FRIENDTANK!!!!!
>>211964683>Jet got humiliated and cucked by his dad multiple timesThats just more evidence he wants to be the one cucking people now. Except instead of his son its his captive audience of people obsessed with the ethots he brings on his show.
When Jet had Abi and Claire lick his ass, he was symbolically cucking his own dad in revenge for Ciara. Some real Tony Soprano killing Chris out of rage for his own dad kinda shit
>>211965554letty looks so fucking weird man sorta like a soccer mom. someone suggested she got botox injections idk dawg
>>211965539shitclitty melty good morning saar
>>211964771thats why you gotta fuck jet first
>>211965570On your part? Yes
>>211965539literally all of these men are a 10/10 in the eyes of non-white women
>call out all the contestants and production itt
>they all try to guess who I am(who fucked most of them btw ;))
>>211965583Freddy is next to go. The simps will it.
>>211965528>immediately drains energylike all your fish waifu including ellie end up draining the lifeforce from his balls
>>211965528I'm not one of these cuck freaks who fantasize with Jet, but let me tell you something, you can see with his looks and fits that he tried HARD to look good and appealing (specially to retarded women) in his stupid wigger way. So it getting the attention of one or two isn't a surprise. But it's just that, it won't go anywhere.
>>211965585except the cucking is at a far grander scale
>>211965584Why do you think her ogre boyfriend suddenly flipped out and destroyed her computer?
>>211964771Jet doesnโt have clout, why do people keep saying this
>>211965307>Including a sex tape where she was in handcuffs.link?
>Passes out for like 15 minutes
>awakes fully alert and starts calling out the freakshow monster for being a creep to the girls
>the little freak obviously doesnt know how to react because he didnt expect this smoke
>TTS comes through that says something like "your discord mods cant ban freddy irl"
>Even his handlers laugh at him
>>211965561It's simply that the women he goes after are irony poisoned by "funniest fried tiktoks."
>>211965572He is specifically giving awful advice. He knows next to nothing about how life works. He was nearly homeless and life graced him by Sam reaching out and asking him to edit. If not for that, he'd be dead by now. Specifically the Ellie stuff was god awful, and intentionally so, so that she comes work for him.
>>211965586She's definitely had work done.
>>211965601if you gave up your hole then they dont give a fuck about the shit you say. retarded whore.
Hope Ellie is next to go, I think she's an impediment to the show getting more physical and aggressive which is the only time it's entertaining
>>211965608>Actually, 7 + 7 is 14.>NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! STOP MAKING ME FEEL STUPID!!!!!! ACTUALLY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!
>>211965539the white cope this post generates is stupendous
>>211965621Itโs in ownership of Jet Neptune, she just confirmed it exists.
>>211965614Because she broke up with him
>>211965558>caring about internet people's relationships>not having any relationships yourselfwhat a mogged parasocial cuck
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>>211965583>Rapes Drench and murders your nontent retardsJewish wholesome chungus bros?!?
>>211965616brother I don't like it either but he has enough internet clout to fuck low level groupies like Claire and for retarded zoomers like Ellie.
>>211965639Imagine Frank completely skipping Ellie, like he did Binx. Good times.
>>211965602I want Freddy to stay just because his drunk antics are entertaining
He must meet Frank Hassle
>>211965583what if all the twitter fishtank fans were killed and cucumberfeet was burnt alive showing the flesh cracking and drying off his disgusting jew nose as his annoying vocal chords were incinerated
>>211965637>production getting riled up over shitposts
>>211965632Thatโs all women, no women like whatever โpersonalityโ you have
>>211965629brown women have sucked the BWCs of all of those men
>>211965647not what her friends say :^)
>>211965632The only advice he gave that was bad was for Aryeh to put his winnings in bitcoin. Everything else was solid
Seth singing: WHY CANT WE ALL BE FRIENDS
>>211965539>>21196564all of these are guys who got doxxed for being angie's fans btw, literally faggots from this thread lmao
>>211965665How many days is 2 weeks? (WARNING: If you reply with "autism," you're admitting you've been wrong the whole time!)
>>211965571it really is the binxfag who posts about her 120+ times per thread KWAB
>>211965656No they like him because they like the show he makes and they like how he acts and looks, saying they like him because he has 20k followers or whatever is pure incel redpill cope
>>211965664frank only goes after winners
>>211965688Your skin is the color of poop
>>211965688if you can instantly spot that then you're just as bad
>>211965679He simply has no idea how life works as the path that his life worked on was so unbelievably lucky, that it is almost irrelevant. Take Ellie's advice. Jet is giving her advice as if he at her age, an ugly incel, had the same opportunities. For an attractive girl, it is a no-brainer that film school can get you the proper connections that you would want. And it's fucking free. Jet gave her some really bad advice because he is grooming her.
>>211965680>WHY CANT YOU GET LAIDDDD
>>211965678Claire isnโt her friend and she didnโt even say that verbatim, you guys have completely invented the โtruthโ
>>211965703>they like him because he's on the showthat's literally what a groupie is you fucking retard. Holy shit.
>>211965668I think every kiwifarm, twitter, reddit, and /ftl/ fan should be tortured to death for being subhuman scum
>mfw i am none of these i am a detached chad casual fan
The box will feature a new freeloader.
>>211965733Youโre using terms to make normal attraction sound bad and not real, very funny
>>211965731>jakking now because you know Iโm right sad!
What u BLASTING this morning /ftl/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwFYmcowBEo
Also, kill Nina.
>>211965703Are you joking or are you that much of an old head retard?
>>211965731bro is posting asianmasculinity cope pretending like he is not the one wearing the smug wojak face... are we being serious right now?
>>211965645i like how you don't mention your race
that would be pretty risky for you, because someone could just post the first picture they find of that race on google images
me? i'm white
Why do people seethe about Jet's love life? Pretty gay to do so desu
>>211965771Iโm a nigger you retard that wasnโt the win you thought it was gonna be was it
HEY WISEGUY, WHERE'S THE ICECREAM IN THIS JOINT/
I'm so fucking tired of interacting with virgin millennials in this general you guys are so decrepit
>>211965769he'd have to be like 50 years old to actually believe that. Even millennials know how this works because of myspace.
>>211965782Heโs just few more posts away from posting blacked porn
>>211965703jet should be a contestant on his own show, he'd crash out like a faggot
don't need to mention my race to laugh at coping whites
>>211965656>>211965703Josie is an example of this. She followed Jet's music and joined Fishtank because of him.
>>211965809kek, it's kino!
why is this so funny to me
I went to sleep at ~10 est because I couldn't handle looking at Ricky anymore. What did I miss?
>>211965764No itโs because youโre most likely overweight, over 30 and bald lolol
>>211965805did you just post some tranny iphone twitter meme? go away nigger. die. your parents will celebrate being free of you
>>211965832Because youโre Mexican and hate white people
Wait for the Jet Neptune sex tape to leak like Destinyโs did
>>211965834Daniel humiliated Jet
>>211965602Sam wants arye gone. Jet wants daniel gone
They want to keep Freddy but his crashouts are getting worse
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why is this faggot in the chat constantly
>>211965811You're not better than us.
>>211965765past a certain age you just dont listen to much music
Will jet allow tts to make fun of his waifu about her gay little crush on him?
why cant all the fish be based like daniel and aryeh and not sluts like ellie, letty, direnc or assholes like fred? this is our show so why do we have no namy normies
>>211965850slave are not white, stupid nigger
>>211965834A lot of funny but ultimately inconsequential stuff
>>211965834>>211965854People will doing revisionism on this with Jet saying that "Daniel is his favorite." This was clear damage control after the Jin stuff.
>>211965854was that the door debacle I saw on twitter?
>>211965862why is this lil nigga so eager to fight
what are you trying to prove man
>>211964399 (OP)Areye at this point is a worse version of Jimmy
>>211965864i have an excuse to be wasting my time here when i'm 19 and on vacation from college
>>211965832Did letty get her eyes fixed?
>>211965850we literally think youre divine creatures
>>211965837Iโm 170lbs, 6โ3โ, 28 and have a full head of hair
You are brown (lol)
>>211965732claire WAS her friend, so is shadi and they both corroborated this version of events. abi cheated on her boyfriend with jet!
>>211965862Mints could have a full foot on a man and would never say this to his face. What a bitch.
>>211965839Youโre projecting there son maybe you should give your dad a ring sometime mine came back from the corner store a few years back maybe yours will too
>>211965809KINORINO MY FELLOW CHUNGUS BURT CLAN HERE HAHAHAH
>>211965626>dude you are such a piece of shit>dude youโฆ dude you are so fucking disabled
>>211965855Freddy needs a friend to help control him. If Angelina was still there they probably would have retreated into B1 and just laughed and sang songs after the Aryeh drama. He has no friends in the house now though so when when he's drunk he just spirals hard going after all the people who are after him.
DON'T FUCKING TEST ME SIMBAL
aryeh vs mints in a twerk off
whoโs winning?
>>211965873Yes they are, no one finds this take edgy weโve seen it a million times
>>211965703Itโs not follower count. Itโs the power he has as the boss baby of the show second to Sam
>>211965862I mean he works for the show and handles site related things
nasty stinky smellie is groupie and whore slut bitch coded boring ass bugtard
>>211965862he has the early day shift
>>211965886Literally better Jimmy, and that's fucking saying something.
>>211965897did you just admit you grew up without a dad until he felt bad enough to come back and finally teach your worthless ass basic social skills? looks like he failed
>>211965765https://youtu.be/zccYFsBbasE?si=N8GeiK4Avd4-d5mh
Daniel challenge: DO ANYTHING DO SOMETHING
I was going to be on bloodgames 2 but they blocked my number
>>211965825Small correction: Josie needed the money and happened to hear Fishtank needed female cast members through Jet's instagram. She didn't "apply" because she was dying to meet the great Jetthew Orion Neptune.
>>211965869TTS has already made fun of her for it, I'm expecting more
flat faced dirty brown hole stinking cunt
>>211965912I love how you guys somehow means it doesnโt count or something, itโs one of the funniest things Iโve ever seen
>>211965889Fuck no she's still a square headed wonky eyed bitch.
>>211965938I have no idea who you even are
The quarterpipes are a monument to nontent. Every time I see them I'm reminded of the wasted opportunity they had with Bam and the incompetence of the wiggers.
>>211965934god damn look at those lips
begging for a bwc
>>211965932You gotta be over 40 if youโre still talking to me this seriously lol. Kill yourself soon your life has been lived and itโs at its end
Why did today's vod get taken down?
>>211965865Good thing I'm still young then.
>>211965958lurk moar newfag
>>211965746>That uses green text Doubt
>>211965894Neither of them said that, completely made up by /ftl/
>>211965936he created content last night, anon.
i kneel bant threads are better
race mixed asian mutt fas retard baby
>>211964714Josie is a size queen. Why would she ride Jets lil d?
>>211965971Ricky was naked
>>211965968guess i hit a little bit too close to home there. don't worry, maybe daddy will come back again and play catch with you
>>211965961Amazing right? I also think about S3 where they had two skateboarders in the house and didn't do anything like this in the garage. They blow my mind man.
>>211965980No I literally have no odea who it is. Some loser?
>>211965961The quarter pipes are great, whenever Freddy gets into a squabble he just puts it on pause by dropping in
>>211965971they changed the diaper of the tiktok genetic meltdown onscreen
You are SO fucking disabled
>>211965961i guess you havent watched at all for the past 24 hours then. plenty of content has happened on them
I can't cope with the freddy direnc sexual tension. shes supposed to be my wife
i can't believe i missed this
https://x.com/DeputyRipper/status/1937804779679355012
i love ben
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where do you think they are going to go if they are living season 1 house? season 3 house?
also how soon until they get booted?
where is everyone did they get boxed up?
so the degree of the legal issues is a bit right
this will lead in to the big twist
>>211966012"skateboarders"
>>211966035based fredster having all the twittercucks on strings
oh my god it just clicked...
freddy is safe sleazy
>>211966015watching him stomp over in a rage and grab a board and run up the pipe is so fucking funny dude
>>211966051they're moving to Hays county, to ice's prison compound
it's ending tonight or tomorrow
>>211966054>OW WAT BHEN OW WAT
>>211966067Weโve already said this a million times
Freddy is going home today
>>211966011Ok had my fun thanks for the banter you should seriously think about the gym or something to help balance life out with being on here my dad coming back from the corner store helped resolve past issues I had and channel them into positive activities. Take care
>>211966038imagine how trashy and easily concussed their kids would be
>>211966055all the cams went back on right after i said this
Baker use this in next OP
>>211964692Incorrect, she stayed in a hotel with Nina while she was still in Murica and stayed at Jet and Ben's place for maybe the last week or so of the "streamer bootcamp".
>>211966055i think they're talking about freddy going to "the box" aka prison
>>211966059no we have the documents and body cam footage. but they could play on it now that theyve set the precedent
>Daniel coming out of his shell is from pure hatred to production
ill take it
Why is there a red solo cup taped above Direnc's door?
>>211966081Muh gym is so funny man, people really think it gives you superpowers or something when itโs just a good way to pass the time at best
>>211966081hello cryokeen
>>211966079that would be a disaster
>>211966064Yeah whatever, better than what we currently have, just to show how wasted the pipes are.
>>211966106as soon as dawn came ben let freddy out of the doghouse and he immediately filled a cup with piss and hung it over her door
>>211966067Nah Freddy is the guy safe sleaze guys try to replicate
>>211966106It appears to be some sort of booby trap?
I didn't see who did it
>>211966103he's a tard who only gets mouthy when he's shitfaced. he'll mope around today
>>211966116Youโre a kook
>>211966103It's not only just good, but should be encouraged. After Jin, they can't really kick him for shit testing production, or else they look even more like pussies.
>>211966106The alcoholic put it there
>>211966108Itโs so you donโt end up fat and overweight for when the apocalypse comes. The fat ones, known as Madirs in the future, are the first to go when the raiders come to pillage. They have the most meat and most raiders are cannibals anyways.
reminder daniel is legitimately in love with angie and thinks jet ruined it for him on purpose hahahah
>>211965653>Jewish wholesome chungusUh, no. Argay is am pathetic retard.
>>211966126based, Drenc is gonna start the day pissed, literally
The funniest thing about Daniel shit testing is that they 100% have to take it and pretend to be unbothered by it because they caught so much shit for kicking Jin. So now we get like 5 second bursts of legit Jet rage before he tries to reel it in with a "we like you bro you're really funny"
did aryeh threaten to markypost last night or did I imagine it
he said something like he might talk about something hes not allowed to
>>211966163The love he has for Angela is pure
Reminder Chip said the box might last for "a couple of days."
>>211966126>filled a cup with piss and hung it over her doorlol
aryeh needs to bust a nut before he assaults ellie again
last night should have been dogpiling arye night but the cripples handlers saved him. Lame.
NEW GVS JUST DROPPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WR6imb5erI
>>211966182Like 50/50 he was talking about Marky, could be something else conjured in his autistic brain like just something SO EFFED UP and offensive itโd get him kicked.
>>211966081so what's it like being seen as nothing but a pitiful burden to everyone in your life the way they view you
>>211966198>door opens into the roomFredster didnโt think this one through
Someone commented yesterday that Alex B thought they somehow turned Letty into Ricky Berwick or something. Does anyone have the clip?
>>211966179you think sam cares about that? lol
>>211966222Lose the weight and youโll feel better about life my friend
>>211966213are retard handlers evil? it feels they donโt care about their pet
>>211966164This. Kill the jewish golem
>>211966179Best believe Jet has a plan in motion already to humiliate Daniel in the worst way possible
>>211966182Yup another anon caught it. he said he has the "Thompson Option"
>>211966256So many good screencaps from last night holy
>>211966240Anon I doubt Sam even knows people were pissed over Jin getting kicked and he's not going to know about Daniel being a drunken retard unless Jet whines about it.
Is that why he wears only shoes with straps and socks all the time? he can't tie his own shoes? KEK
>shivew me timbews the fat guys got a pwoblem with me
I told you guys Dan was based
so is seth a freeloader or a fucking fish? just heard sam call him a freeloader but maybe he's bullshitting
Aryeh mentioning jin last night was fucking funny I can say that at least
>>211966285yes
aryeh is a fat jewish retard
Shiver me timbers the fat guy's got an issue with me is honestly a pretty funny thing to say when you're beefing with Jet
>>211966290He's a freeloader but I don't think he realizes this yet
>>211966251They talk about him like he's a dog or something, it's hilarious.
But as far as Arye goes, I think they just sympathized with him because they entered the house when he was laying in the floor crying like a bitch and Freddy was the one being aggressive so it made Freddy look like a bully even though Arye was 100% getting what he was basically begging for.
>>211966236https://x.com/everythingundr/status/1937819770784461091?s=46
jet would never show off his cock like ben would with his twp! fax
ben doesnt care
>>211966268that was an /ftl/ joke and he used the words samson option
it's probably markyposting, though
>>211966251I think there's at least a part of them that enjoys having power over a helpless wretch
We need to be talking about Ben in his underwear
>>211966304Funniest thing he's said on the show
>>211966236>>211966315KEK they need to get Alex back
>level 2 after 2 weeks of watching all day
okay...
>>211966304Jet was really racking his brains for a comebac here too and couldn't think of a damn thing.
>>211966304If Daniel actually boxes Jet then I kneel forever to the based retard
>>211966320It's serious, he's going to use the Thompson Option.
>>211965167>Her superpower was endurance, which is the whole game strategy. She did the best kayfabe during Famous House 2 and autists chocked it up as being "nontent" when they were specifically instructed to blend in and cause drama naturallyIf I had the image from Bitchtank with the cyrokeen "this is your audience" I'd post it, but I deleted my Bitchtank stuff. Stop trying to reason with troons and mentally ill fuckups. Any time you get compelled to post something other than absolute shit just remember you're replying to cyrokeen or some literal streamstars troon and hit the esc button.
Arye finding out Sam offered to pay Freddy to shove him out the door made the chances of a markypost increase 1000x
>>211965771>asianmasculinityI just know you're a shit skin nigger monkey that larps
>>211966304shiver me timbers is so bbc addicted coded
>>211965887ok guys you have to be exactly 19 and taking a """"""break"""""" from college to watch this
>>211966353Jet will NEVER box live. He gets out of breath going up two flights of stairs.
>>211966359>mentally ill fuckups Have you seen the fucking binx thread nigger
Why does it still say "a new friend is coming today"? That's not true, is it?
Ben describes her as a very spergy white girl who has a funny Finnish accent.
https://youtu.be/gNT731Q2BO8?t=2830
>>211966386Its funny though because Jet is obviously scared to box even though Daniel thinks he'd lose so Daniel ends up accidently mogging him.
>>211966353ellie did a better job tackling sticker sauce than daniel did lmfao
>>211964684Seeing Ellie is a brutal reminder how girls like her dont have a chance in this world...
in the next 4 years of her collage life she will:
>start smoking and drinking>start using light drugs>get tattoos>fuck at lest 15-20 guys during her "slut phase">get STDsEnjoy her now whiles shes still pure
>>211966315>>211966338Holy shit lmao. This is a top 5 Fishtank clip
Drenc is stirring
The piss bomb awaits
>>211965887You should really be doing anything else bud. Summers were such a valuable time that you don't realize you have until you start working. Scrounge together enough money and go take a trip somewhere. If you're near a place with direct flights to Europe, they can be really cheap for round trips.
>>211966364This and the realization that magic bucks don't mean anything is pushing him towards the nuclear option. I want him to get his fishbucks stolen again
>>211966407two_fags_fighting.mov
>>211966333im upset that my goat has a micropenis
>>211965862he got onto the production team by being in chat the whole time and he won't change now that he's part of wigger crew.
some people just are born to be nuisances in forums/chats/whatever just like we got our annyoing resident spammers here
>>211966424>Arye having a jewish meltdown about fishbucks not mattering while Sam grins at the camera and ignores himlast night really was nonstop kino
>>211966404It was absolutely the right choice to drop out. She avoided a nuclear bomb
>>211966431listen he could be a grower
>>211965167She was told she had like a couple of weeks to DO SOMETHING by Sam back then. And didn't do shit til the end.
>SOMEONE POST THE WEBM OF ALEX BOXING SIMBAL
>>211966315holy shittttt that's funny
>>211966456Bro completely turned into Rachel. It was uncanny
>>211966407All Daniel would have to do is shell up for like 1 minute, Jet would be gassed and Daniel could do retard flailing and still win.
>>211966359Gayest post ever award
>>211966414No that's just America / her state.
>>211966407This needs to happen, they've put Dark Dan in a cage for too long. Jet ruined his imagined chances with Angie.
>>211965862>I've had my punches measuredDamn that's way funnier than it has any right to be.
>>211966353Daniel doesn't have the manual dexterity to tie a shoelace. Did you see him try to tackle the mule sauce mascot? Boxing Daniel would be like boxing an actual toddler.
>>211966460>And didn't do shit til the end.the entire rv trip she did nothing but sit around with tears in her eyes coping with the fact that she got mogged hard by burt
>>211966414I'd like to blame the Jews for introducing feminism to the population but it would never have taken off if women weren't susceptible to that shit. Its been over since human beings have existed
>>211965862Because autists like you rage at it. How do you watch the show and fall for this
>>211965862>Mints in the chat at 6am threatening to fight people>Says he's not upsetWho you fooling blud?
Did they say when theyโre leaving?
>>211966456I forgot some of the moments like this because so much shit was happening
we need jon boxing jet at bloodgames 2
>>211965862this dude needs a big cock in his bussy ASAP
>>211966075IP2 merge? wdym
>>211966477Jet mating dance
>>211966059it's a bit, based in truth
if these were in fact real criminal legal issues their attorney would advise them not to talk about them to the audience and would possibly drop them as clients if they insisted upon talking about the issues publicly
i'm sure they've racked up numerous violations and fines, of course. but no one is facing criminal indictment. jet would already be arrested.
>>211966526I genuinely want Burt to rape Mints
Put them in b3 and let it happen Jet
>>211966551We've seen the posts jet, no need to lie.
wn2b finding Ellie's sister's modelling pics
>>211966575Weโve seen the posts anon, no need to cope
>>211966552jet said it'd take them a day to get to the place and austin is like 26 hours away from swansea, plus the prison stream is ending soon, so probably yah
Btw Drench and Freddy seem to be both sleeping in B1 even though B2 is empty. So much for being mad at Fred
I still don't even know why Direnc ended up chimping out on Freddy last night.
>>211966544her lusty smirk when she sees a BWC
fish are sleeping wtf do you want us to do
>>211965961What would they do with them? Bam can barely skate he has like 5 stalls he does so people can say "omg bams back" and nobody else can skate so dropping in is basically suicide
>>211966591what even is fishtank anymore lol
>>211966544How could she have ruined it so badly. Even if she did fuck Jet she just had to keep it hidden. She could have had a great career pandering to simps. She's way better looking than Josie, she could have actually blown up, 1000+ viewer, millionaire type shit. What a fucking retard this girl is
>>211966315wn2b reacting to this
>>211966588>>211966618You guys serious? He's doing every angle and trick in the book to try and hit maybe 6 inches.
>>211966557I think it's true because they started muting everyone who talked about it immediately after announcing it. unless they knew that would make it seem more legit.
Dinner and show today, guys
>>211966557They haven't discussed the details of the issue with the audience. Stating the fact that there is an issue isn't a problem.
There's also no reason to think they'd already be in jail. We know the town put pressure on them in both S2 and S3 and nobody went to jail.
>>211966595She's horny for him and was doing some "You're an alcoholic I'm going to save you" type shit after Freddy got her wet by slow dancing with her
>>211966628I didn't say they should've done anything with them. What?
>>211966593no he set up piss outside of b2 for her
>>211966647you're coping hard lmao. He's holding it in his hand in one of the pics and it's like 3x longer lol.
>>211966643>Yes baby, I promise to not use a condom and breed you with my bwc
>>211965167Binx Got bodied by the Hog, threw some eggs at Burt while cackling like a witch and dyked it up with some ugly Asian. That's all I remember, S3 Girls sucked and were nontent overall that is the truth. inb4 muh social game
>>211966595She has Freddy fatigue
>>211966676Idk your post was too deep and esoteric for me symbolism is hard for my autistic ass. My self-insert is Daniel and he will beat the crud out of Jet
>>211966629why are you believing him rofl
>>211966075did they really say Hays country? I'm curious as to how Sam is okay with Ice taking over
>>211966628the juxtaposition of bam painting in a chaotic house with parallels to his past was funny to me
>>211966706They're obviously just going to move to the season 2 house. Anon is full of shit.
reported to the authorities as a grooming and prostitution operation,
>>211966647youre actually seething hahaha why do you care what jet's dick is like
The truth is the 6th most interesting Fish this season would be the star of every season except S3
>>211966685Lmao, now I knew Jet browsed these threads, but you're being far too obvious. You're trash at being a showrunner man. Best FT has ever been is Famous House when you were locked in the basement.
>>211966625Talk about ben
So the whole โlegal trouble moving the showโ is the set up for the twist right? Or did something actually happen?
>>211966722Yeah I didn't mind Bam. Not everything has to be laugh out loud funny and expecting him to drop in and completely get it and shit is dumb. It was a nice little appearance
Season 4's premise is fishtank meta. Jet was in site chat early in the season complaining about the cast being "meta soi" in reference to talking about things that went wrong other seasons, r9k talk, preseason drama etc. but this was hinting at the type of people selected. It is in the season 1 house as a way to; A. humiliate the fish by showing how big of losers they are compared to the first cast B. fuck with the audience by redoing the first season because that's a common suggestion by retards and C. strip things back to basic shapes as a backdrop for the plotline.
The STOX are there to manipulate the fish and make fun of them, to show how vapid and narcissistic they are by putting a constantly ticking number to how much the audience likes them so their egos can be inflated further than any contestants previously. They're also a bit to further the illusion of legal issues, how they could get in serious trouble if they refer to the fake stocks by the wrong names. It's a commercialized, watered down season that's super by-the-numbers and as many have pointed out feels like an absurd parody of fishtank that's literally JUST for money going by how Sam is acting. It is part of his character this season.
When Jet says "we're really taking the gloves off" it's foreshadowing the peek we're going to get at a kayfabe deterioration of a season, we're gonna see everything go to shit like season 3 but it'll be fake. They've taken the recurring real-life legal issues they face every season and turned it into the show. Basically, I think what Jet or Sam was thinking when conceptualizing the premise was that every time they do a season expecting things to go smoothly it never turns out that way, so they're flipping it and forcing the season to fall apart. I think there's going to be a jail week, there's going to be actors pretending to be police, lawyers, even the trailer was hinting at this by the final shot with a car speeding on the highway.
>>211966740Now you're just being cringe after having 3 anons shut you up lol
>>211966754The gimmick of the season is we're being chased by police across all fishtank houses, yes.
>>211966740Famous house was dogshit outside of the ten minutes a day Ben and Sam showed up
>>211966754There's enough evidence with the videos of the police showing up for me to believe its real.
Also when Angie was attacked I tried to get people to report Drench and Daniel to the police for a while and I'm sure some did.
is that fucking letterman?
>>211966773And you probably know I'm right as well. As even Ben,
>>211966780, knows it's true and is just appeasing you while having it in his mind.
>>211966772Every season you fags write novels about the lore of fishtank and every time it doesn't matter at all
>>211966706no, but it would take them longer to move to any of the RI houses and install the equipment. Plus, Jet mentioned the box, so it makes no sense for them to rent a container just to get everyone to RI, since it's only an 50 minute ride at most
that's just my theory
>>211966179Dan is a whiny bitch tho, i feel like he watched the edited version of S2 and got the impression Sam would more or less always be present at the house doing wacky shit
>>211966800>Also when Angie was attacked I tried to get people to report Drench and Daniel to the police for a while and I'm sure some did.lol, faggot
>>211966823Idk how a box would work. Its 100 degrees in RI today.
>>211966754yeah bro the police are in on the twist too! isnt that fucking awesome?!
>>211966821its part of the experience
>>211966800Yeah bro you spamming 4chan definitely had an impact on the show kek
>finally getting a job for the first time
>not gonna be able to watch S4
brosโฆI donโt wanna miss it
>>211966838I know I regret it but it was disturbing and I was drinking beers
Saar pleases sar watch fishtonk saar i will gib you fish backs saaar please saar i adore asian woman saar i smeel elliee asses saar please saar nooo do not redeem nooo why did you redeem it bloody blastard packing
>>211966800Shut the fuck up, Cryokeen
>>211966838You probably cry about Jimmy lmao.
Daniel is 100x more aggressive with women than Jimmy is.
Jimmy never actually touched the women.
Daniel straight up left Angie looking like an abused wife.
>>211965765https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oemWurlMuK0
>>211966888Why lie? He pushed abi into a corner and threw a mallet at her
freddy is fucking evil man i knew from day one he was an asshole im so fucking mad he such an alchoholic loser god he gets me so mad scumbag creep dude type of dude to have more college rapes than credits
mogged so hard lmfao tj seether L L L L L
>>211966883Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi fishtank would be the best season ever
>>211966484Would they have been allies?
>>211966902Dan grabbed Angie by the throat and threw her on the ground and manhandled her way more than Jimmy did.
Jimmy is gay still but..
>>211966883saar jokes are cringe and outdated desu.
we shouldn't be accepting the fact that Sam hasn't updated his stand up set in 6 years lol.
>>211966888>Jimmy never actually touched the women.Besides the one time he threw a wooden croquet mallet at Abi's head
>>211966904I read this in Alex B's voice kek
>>211966888he's really not
>>211966902He didn't push her into the corner and the mallet didn't hit her directly, it bounced off the wall.
It also barely left a mark.
Angie is covered in black bruises from him lol.
>>211966947Daniel didnโt even do anything
>>211966926Didn't leave a mark = not abuse
>>211966904Freddy is the only based dude in the tank
everyone else is a dud
>>211966904I hope they kick him soon Aryeh can have the spotlight.
>>211966947Jimmy was also autistic rage but Daniel is admittedly incel rage
alright, time to get them up. get ready for a big day boys. you're gonna wanna tune in.
>>211966904he idolises a rapist who ate his own shit and mutilated himself on stage, hes just trying to be like his hero
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>>211966924You fucking blastard faggot looking asshat fagman blaggot russian sucking putin's anus in the night looking sperg filipino gay bumblefuck of a person
>>211966904This we need to get him kicked ASAP i cant beleive he insulted my wholesome jewish chungus and ricky the fetus
>>211966963And that's why soap bar in a towel is the greatest invention in human history
>>211966972Ready for another day of Daniel mogging your ass, fat boy?
>>211966924they're more relevant than ever
If Jimmy threw that mallet on S4, he wouldnโt have gotten kicked at all. The fishtank culture is advancing at rapid rates and things thought problematic before are now okay.
>>211966979Its not that deep. Most normie punk people idolize him because he's edgy. Not everything is a grand schizoid statement of morality
>>211966924Saaring will continue saar. it will never stop being funny as it makes Indians seethe and they have fragile egos.
>>211966963>not abuseso we're shifting the goalposts from contact to full-on abuse now? keep coping lol
>>211966972Jet, Sam said to cancel the "hide in the closet with Jet" challenge for Ellie
>>211966998phone books too when they were a thing
Saar jokes are funny if u disagree kys and go back to r*ddit
I can't. I can't fucking get over Letty. I know it's all fucking fake, but I can't get over her. I really thought it was going to be her and I against the world, against the jews, against all that is fake... I thought we were going to be something real in this facade that we call reality...
>>211966965he's not based. he literally said he was joining antifa to fight nazis last night.
kiwifags are probably going to call everyone in the house 2 area, so they won't let the U-Haul with the fish into the neighbourhood
>>211966963He did leave a mark thoughbeit
Between Abi and Letty Iโm noticing women get fatter after being on this show
what day are we currently on?
>>211967024You were correct son, kick down the front door of the house and sling her over your shoulder. Jet is too pussy to stop you.
>>211967046Positive change in both cases
>>211966960>>211966939>>211967013Yes.
He threw her around, choked her, and left countless bruises all over her.
She could 100% press charges if she wasn't so based.
Jimmy never did anything like what Daniel did.
>>211967003I think Jimmy was way more unstable than any of the fish this time
the hammer incident wasnt the first time he sperged out in anger
the guy couldnt even handle a loss in jenga
>>211967046Jet's seed inprint.
>>211966038i believe she is gooning him, she is a professional stripper, i think she knows what to do to win the money, not the freddy's 4 incher
Did anything happen after Ben was screaming at Freddy around 3am?
>Daniel
Wrestles with a girl as part of a challenge
>Jimmy
Assaults multiple women for no reason other than sperg-rage
>>211967032>wat da hwelly
>>211966972just call freddy a faggot waste of life piece of shit all day
>>211967068Havenโt seen a clip of any of this
>>211967043i wonder how my main man simbal is doing these days
AYO *Smacks lips* HOL UP
IMMA BAKE IN THIS BITCH
THE KITCHEN IS COLD
WHERE IS THE BAKER
AAAAAAAA
Page 10 ALERT
>>211967032I dont give a shit about their politics irl
I only care about the content and actions inside the tank
>>211967003it wasnt because he threw a mallet, it was him threatening a girl and getting in her face and her screaming off camera lmfao
>>211967046Its the alcoholism they develop on it
>>211967092>>211967068forgot picrel
and maybe you should watch the show if you didn't see daniel physically fighting angie every single day lol
AYYOOOOO I'MMMMA BAKE A LIL SOMN EHEHEH
direnc has her self defense moves down though, she goes straight for the kneecap
>>211967126these are actually bite marks i left on her after having intense mating sex with her in the basement
Freshly baked thread coming out of the oven. Sit at the table and get ready.
>>211966972You have to box Daniel, Jet. He called you fat, if you let that slide it'll never stop. Regain your honour, win or lose let people know they can't walk all over you
remember Sam laughing his ass off when he saw Daniel and Ang wrestling on the ground
Daniel isn't scary and couldn't hurt a fly, he's no Jimmy
>>211967071>Jimmy spergs out 5 times during his entire stay he's completely unhinged!
>Daniel spergs out 5 times a daywho's daniel?
>>211967024Her first bf was a 4chud and another was a fan from her discord. You had your chance and blew it. She only dating D tier celebrities and 1k streamers from now on
I'm already baking faggots you're going to split
They either need to kick Freddy or bring in hecking Nick Fuentes to give him a talking to about why he's bad
>>211967143She is scrappy. I bet she's had some epic crackwhore battles
>>211966904yea so evil, we cant have evil people in friendtank
>>211967032I thought he said he anti antifa and all left/right people lol
>>211967147>Letty joins the tank>she becomes a degenerate animalfucking how
>>211967108This. I enjoy the fish during their season and forget they exist after the season ends.
Off-season fags are unironically mentally ill.
>>211967184Fuentes would be funny, I donโt know why so many people are seething about him.
>>211967068When he was losing it over the candy and choked Angie over it then realized what he was doing and stopped like the cameras didnโt see
>>211966705>>211966731why season 2 house? wtf is even fishtank this season. is this all planned or is this just the second half of season 3 again? why don't they just go to season 3 house again?
>>211967198she has too much power
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I showed clips of fishtank to my neighbor, a filipino faggot (pic related), he said that only freddy was good looking and he wishes fred was an American soldier in subic that would pay him to rim his ass and then he will offer up his good ol filipino anus for freddick to destroy
>>211967226theyll go to the season 3 house in weeks 4-6 niggerbrain
>>211967024l000000000000l
Why are people even saying Freddy is evil? what did he do that was "evil"?
>>211967242That means youโre also Filipino
>>211967256He's the only entertaining one left, so that means he's evil and has to go
>>211967256Nothing. Half of /ftl/ unironically just looks for reasons to hate people because they hate themselves.
This is my first season watching the show without the thread and I've found myself enjoying it 10x more than normal.
I just open the thread when something big happens.
>>211967256Being an entertaining reality tv contestant = evil, itโs the same as s1 letty
>>211967318same here
its not wonder /ftl/ is the only fanbase jet ignores
>>211967256Just being an arsehole when he's drunk. They need to keep everyone who is content now and get rid of the nontent dead weight.
>>211967256/ftl/ is full of Aryehs
>>211967256he's making drama, causing fights, creating content and not being a nontent bitch
this makes him an enemy of redditors
>>211967126nothing burger. women bruise easily because they're all anemic
>>211967256>you are a bigot nazi faggot full of swastikas because you were in 2017 on some prostest with pepe cardboard freddy is a piece of shit and he makes sam hyde money
>>211967382>/ftl/ is full of autistic redditorsYeah that checks out
>>211967392>Jimmy leaves a pin prick bruise on Abbie that you can barely see>HOLY FUCK GET HIM AWAY FROM FISHTANK AND NEVER BRING HIM BACK>Daniel leaves countless dark bruises on Angie>I mean girls are like anemic or something
>>211967463why do you keep bringing up jimmy
>>211966456is there a clip of this?
>>211967463>HOLY FUCK GET HIM AWAY FROM FISHTANK AND NEVER BRING HIM BACKI wouldn't say that because I like jimmy
>>211966593stupid fucking retard she's in B2, don't post illiterate faggotry
>>211967419I mean people are saying the same thing about Freddy because he was involved with BLM/Antifa.
>>211967500If you can't see how their situations are closely related you're retarded.