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Anonymous No.211964823 >>211964848 >>211964857 >>211964899 >>211965456 >>211965924 >>211966361 >>211966420
Cumtown WON
Anonymous No.211964848
>>211964823 (OP)
>e-celeb slop
Grow up.
Anonymous No.211964857
>>211964823 (OP)
Noooooo
Anonymous No.211964873 >>211964889
>Stav is confirmed taller than Nick
>Zohran is taller than Stav, but then appears the same height as Nick

What perspective black magic is going on here
Anonymous No.211964889 >>211964916
>>211964873
>Stav is confirmed taller than Nick
that was never established
Anonymous No.211964899 >>211966748
>>211964823 (OP)
I feel bad for nick

>stav is pretty much a mainstream comedian at this point
>adam has a successful talk show where he regularly meets celebrities
>all nick does is appear on obscure podcasts no one gives a shit about
Anonymous No.211964916 >>211964978 >>211966042
>>211964889
this. Their same height, Stav might even be shorter. Only Adam is taller
Anonymous No.211964978
>>211964916
I miss the boys...
Anonymous No.211964982 >>211965023
>muslims conquer new york without firing a shot

The fact this has happened to the three best cities in the world is fucking insane.
Anonymous No.211965023 >>211965052
>>211964982
>implying the 33 year old millenial Zohran who clearly just came from a muslim family, obviously isn't religous, is married to an art-hoe syrian, is some sort of devout fundamentalist muslim
Anonymous No.211965043 >>211965128
>Cumtown
How do you losers not kill yourselves? Seriously.
Anonymous No.211965052 >>211965086 >>211965108
>>211965023
He's a useful idiot and will immediately turn open the gates of the city for infiltration for millions of "his people"
Anonymous No.211965086 >>211965102 >>211965285
>>211965052
Yes because mayors of cities control immigration policy and decide who gets let into the country
Anonymous No.211965102
>>211965086
they do in california
Anonymous No.211965108
>>211965052
How? They're full. There's already millions upon millions of people in NYC. How can you possibly flood them?
Anonymous No.211965128 >>211965178 >>211965207
>>211965043
>Sam Hyde
>Cumtown
>RLM

The triple threat of tranny faggots who shill themselves on /tv/ all of them are colossal unfunny cunts who will never make it mainstream
Anonymous No.211965178 >>211965333
>>211965128
RLM made it mainstream because they stay the fuck out of politics
Anonymous No.211965201 >>211965222 >>211965287 >>211966508
So why is he supposed to be bad, he'll still be better than bloomberg or guliani
Anonymous No.211965207
>>211965128
calm down, you're being nervous
Anonymous No.211965222
>>211965201
you'll see soon enough...
Anonymous No.211965285 >>211965337
>>211965086
He has already stated he wants to open government owned and operated grocery stores and force all privately operated stores out of business. If he can do they he can import as many terrorists as he wants.
Anonymous No.211965287
>>211965201
because everyone is bad, have you been asleep for the last 25 years?
Anonymous No.211965314
Chuds4Zoran he's going to turn Brooklyn into a prison yard style racial warzone and you're le blxkpilling?
Anonymous No.211965333
>>211965178
Mainstream means normal people know them. Nobody in any friend group I have knows or has ever brought them up. They're raped weakmind bitches who tried to get famous by shitting on arguably George Lucas best work The Phantom Menace. They're a water down Joe Budden of the film industry. A fucking joke
Anonymous No.211965337 >>211966441
>>211965285
He told me he wants to buy a gun and use it to shoot white guys too. My little pecker is shaking in fear. Can Donny PLEASE do something and donate another billion to Israel about it? I'm getting really scared.
Anonymous No.211965369 >>211965814 >>211966529
>$30/hr min wage and rent freeze

Do people really think this will happen kek?
Anonymous No.211965456
>>211964823 (OP)
I heard about this guy's plan to have "city owned and operated grocery stores" and laughed my fucking ass off. I cannot wait to see the financial reports on this fucking boondoggle. Socialists are fucking retarded, NYC deserves its fate.
Anonymous No.211965622 >>211965931
The only reason I hate this is the boomerdems are gonna continue their exodus into Florida to turn around and vote for the same exact shit that allowed the mystery meat global south to transform the city they just abandoned
Anonymous No.211965791 >>211965902
Is Zohran does literally nothing besides let the MTA do their jobs he will be the best mayor in recent NYC history. Cuomo fucked with transit for suburban commuters, literally if Zohran just sits on his ass in his office for his entire term playing video games instead of being a fucking bitch interfering with the city and micromanaging like other mayors he will be an amazing mayor
Anonymous No.211965814
>>211965369
Citifags are the dumbest cattle on the planet
Anonymous No.211965902
>>211965791
He won't tho, he'll micromanage like crazy.
Anonymous No.211965924
>>211964823 (OP)
a progressive mayor about to ruin another city
Anonymous No.211965926 >>211966235
I'm gay
Anonymous No.211965931
>>211965622
The new spot NY boomers are moving to is south carolina, thats my impression from long island at least
Anonymous No.211965950
stav lives in a food desert you know
Anonymous No.211965994 >>211966133 >>211966178
>socdems supporting the only anti-israel candidate
why am i supposed to be mad at this exactly?
Anonymous No.211966042 >>211966729
>>211964916
damn how tall is adam? are they all below average?
Anonymous No.211966133 >>211966185 >>211966391 >>211966814
>>211965994

Israel takes a tiny bit of aid from us in exchange for doing our dirty work in the ME. It's absolute madness to be anti-Israel
Anonymous No.211966178 >>211966208 >>211966209 >>211966405
>>211965994
Because leftism literally leads only to ruin. Read some history books.
Anonymous No.211966185
>>211966133
Lol, shalom!
Anonymous No.211966197
Final bosses of gentrification
Anonymous No.211966200 >>211966242 >>211966253
What will happen when white people realize they're being subsidized to give more gibs to foreigners and decide to leave new york? Who will fund the utopia then
Anonymous No.211966208
>>211966178
Corny image
Anonymous No.211966209 >>211966279 >>211966289 >>211966563
>>211966178
why do americans think that basic european social democracy = soviet union? are you all literally retarded?
Anonymous No.211966235
>>211965926
I know you are but what am I
Anonymous No.211966242
>>211966200
He's gonna subsidise whites? Anti-Woke = Anti-White confirmed.
Anonymous No.211966253 >>211966322
>>211966200
ah yes, new york. the notoriously most homogenic city on the planet
Anonymous No.211966279
>>211966209
Nothing european about an Indian taxing white people so he can flood the city with more Indians
Anonymous No.211966289 >>211966328
>>211966209
He wants the government to run grocery stores and pay McDonalds employees $30/hr. He's not "European", he's retarded
Anonymous No.211966322 >>211966357
>>211966253
There are millions of white people in New York
Anonymous No.211966328 >>211966384
>>211966289
Both of those things are good ideas, new Yorkers don't deserve trader Joe's anymore.
Anonymous No.211966357 >>211966444
>>211966322
Nice
Anonymous No.211966361
>>211964823 (OP)
>2025
>still wearing irony chungus hipster shit
ISHYGDDT
Anonymous No.211966384 >>211966425
>>211966328
>new Yorkers don't deserve trader Joe's
Are you a foreigner? They barely have grocery stores in New York due to rampant theft
Anonymous No.211966391
>>211966133
>doing our work
Being mean to brown people 10,000 miles away? I'm not that petty to take joy in that. Just as I don't go out into the woods and hunt cockroaches. That's where they belong. They don't affect me from over there.
Fomenting civil wars that spur refugees to cross that 10,000 mile distance and come to my doorstep? That's not the kind of work I want them doing. They have failed in my work. I want my money back AND
Anonymous No.211966405
>>211966178
Anonymous No.211966420 >>211966451 >>211966490
>>211964823 (OP)
This is fucking embarrassing.

This guy and his economic illiterate socialist policies are going to destroy new york city.
Socialism is legitimately a war on the working class and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

Also imagine being a cumtown/chapo fan, holy fuck kill yourself already.
Anonymous No.211966425
>>211966384
I'm writing this from zabars, what are you talking about?
Anonymous No.211966441
>>211965337
Communism lost and you will never be a dictator or a woman.
You will NEVER own slaves.
Anonymous No.211966444 >>211966491
>>211966357
Lmao crippled you already. Enjoy your diaspora ethnostate
Anonymous No.211966451 >>211966541
>>211966420
Oh no not the destruction of new York whatever would we doooooooooooooooo
Anonymous No.211966490 >>211966616
>>211966420
Chuddies seething?
Anonymous No.211966491
>>211966444
Nice
Anonymous No.211966508 >>211966578
>>211965201
>So why is he supposed to be bad
Economic illiteracy. Your life will get 10x worse.

>guliani
lmao guliani saved new york holy shit zoomers are retarded hahahahaha
Anonymous No.211966529
>>211965369
>>$30/hr min wage and rent freeze
New york DSA subhumans DESERVE these policies.
I hope they all starve to death because they can't find work or eat.
Anonymous No.211966541 >>211966581 >>211966609
>>211966451
I dont understand why right wing people are so enthusiastic to see one of America's crowning accomplishments handed over to the global south mystery meat goblins

Your ancestors built a city that could rival the best of Europe and we're just forfeiting it to black people and Dominicans. It's absurd
Anonymous No.211966563
>>211966209
This mayor candidate and all of his followers advocate ACTUAL ussr style socialism you absolute fucking retard.
Stop being so disingenuous.
Anonymous No.211966566 >>211966611 >>211966616
You guys are just mad that new York is about to be cool again like it was is the 70s and 80s
Anonymous No.211966578
>>211966508
>lmao guliani saved new york holy shit zoomers are retarded hahahahaha

Yeah but he saved it by letting cops use their intuition and look at a criminal nig that was dressed like a criminal nig and go search them for drugs or weapons. And according to libtards, using common sense and pattern recognition is bad
Anonymous No.211966581 >>211966657
>>211966541
The irony is barely anything will happen even for New Yorkers.
Anonymous No.211966609 >>211966657
>>211966541
Le upper west side has fallen /b/rother...
Anonymous No.211966611
>>211966566
In a The Warriors sorta way
Anonymous No.211966616 >>211966648
>>211966566
I can't wait for the poverty.

>>211966490
Go live in new york when this guy implements this shit. I want you to do this because I want you to starve to death
Anonymous No.211966621
New York has unironically never had a good mayor except MAYBE Seth Low and Jimmy Walker
Anonymous No.211966633
ummm ackshually the cumtown guys were never political. If anything they were chuds
Anonymous No.211966648 >>211966671 >>211966703
>>211966616
Poverty is cool, you never listened to Iggy Pop genius?
Anonymous No.211966657 >>211966717
>>211966581
>>211966609
I want to force you, at gunpoint, to live out your ideology. You just force it onto other people then watch from a privileged distance
Anonymous No.211966671 >>211966717 >>211966723
>>211966648
>posh poverty is heckin sweet
Anonymous No.211966703 >>211966749
>>211966648
cumtown reddit humor is fucking cringe
Please kill yourself immediately.
Anonymous No.211966715
Kikes control both sides and will continue rubbing your face in it with brown candidates.
Anonymous No.211966717
>>211966657
Please don't give me a rent controlled apartment in Manhatten, please anything but that!

Got any more fantasies with me you'd like to play out dr impotence science?

>>211966671
Yeah it is we agree
Anonymous No.211966723 >>211966744 >>211966807
>>211966671
He thinks poverty is bohemian and drinking cool cups of coffee while playing guitar in a park. It's actually being stabbed in the kidney by a nigger cause you made eye contact
Anonymous No.211966729 >>211966806
>>211966042
Nick and Stav are 5'4", Adam is maybe 5'7 or 8". Nick auditioned for incidental voice roles in Red Dead Redemption 2 and while they told him he did a great job, he was rejected because he was too small for the motion capture rigs
Anonymous No.211966744
>>211966723
exactly
Anonymous No.211966748 >>211966808
>>211964899
Nick has no one to blame but himself
>comedy special was mid
>would rather stay in his house all day and do drugs
>everything he does has to be irony poisoned
>no ambition rather than be a literal who that people will jerk off because he was funny 5+ years ago
Anonymous No.211966749
>>211966703
prefer Patti Smith or something?
Anonymous No.211966794
Sad what sam and nick became. 2 fags that became extra faggier and more political. Politics isn’t cool, and people should realize this by now
Anonymous No.211966806
>>211966729
Lol that's one of my favorite Cumtown bits. The absolute pain and anger in Nick's voice as he recaps that story.
Anonymous No.211966807
>>211966723
You are such a baby
Anonymous No.211966808
>>211966748
He's gonna Bourdain himself cause he's too fucking retarded to just be the white phenom he was destined to be. His success is abhorrent to him cause he hates himself so he gimps himself to make his life an artificial struggle for meaning
Anonymous No.211966814
>>211966133
>tiny bit of aid
After 70 years Israel is still not a self-sustaining country. Without billions of dollars from Europe and the US, they would starve. That's in addition to the billions we send them in military aid that they use to brutalize their captive population of muslims. We have crumbling roads and bridges so Israel can have American style suburbs in the middle of the desert