Thread 211967162

News:
>Aryeh has died
>Baked Alaska confirmed new freeloader

Previous: >>211964399

kikes

Ok so, I see a big Jellie controversy is born in /ftl/. I don't really have a horse in this race since I'm gay, but my two cents are that Ellie will never do anything sexual in this context if I'm reading her correctly. Her "crushes" on production are really not sexual, she says crush almost like a synonim for fan. Also her wanting to be a production assistent is just her kidding around. Just an opinion.

He baked!?

God's chosen people

>>211967162 (OP)
this bread looks undercooked faggot, you are banned from posting about wigger low effort after this slop

>aryeh has died
QRD? please god be true.

>>211967187
I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet

>>211967187
keep thinking this while jet splits open that asian street meat

>Jimmy never touched a girl
>Daniel is more dangerous than he is

He won.

Make the call Jet

>shivew me timbews the fat guys got a pwoblem with me
How do you respond without getting mogged?

>>211967188
HE'S BAKED
HE'S A FED
HE JACKS OFF LIKE A FAG

>>211967213
Again, gay. Doesn't matter much to me I'm just here cause I fancy that cute guy with the mustache.

Why did you copy the news from a random dogshit thread from days ago you freak

>>211967231
i would literally just start punching him. even if you cant fight it's a drunk daniel who got mogged by direnc

>>211967216
Sam slowly creeping closer gets me everytime

>>211967216
Taylor confirmed their faces made contact here btw.
If judge wasn't so quick she would've had a busted nose.
All this over a simple hotdog challenge?

lol is this thread alasha? cause its beem baked

>>211967187
yeah my reading on her is that she will chicken out of anything sexual even if she actually sort of wants to

>>211967162 (OP)
kike loving nigger, put the actual news

>>211967231
actually box him instead of being a pussy loser faggot like jet

Is this the thread?

>>211967232
PPP freeloader would unironically be kino (i don't care about warski)

wow a bunch of people bought XL passes between yesterday and today

>>211967254
you might be looking for /pol/

>>211967255
Best fish to ever get in the tank

>>211967231
pull his pants down to reveal his tiny retard penis

You people don't deserve news in your bakes. You get what you fucking deserve

Freddy vs Fuentes
Letty vs Fuentes
Arye vs Fuentes
Would all be content
Throw in baked Alaska and it’s a Charlottesville reunion of chuds vs Antifa vs e girls.

this bake got me malnourished fr

>>211967296
Gay people watch ftl. Get over It honey. There's actually quite a number of us in the general.

This is a terrible lazy bake. Do better.

WHY ARE THEY STILL ASLEEP

Bextank

Reminder that Daniel took the retard bus to his retard school. Also fuck your shitty bake.

Half baked

>bwc we are the master race!!!
you are no different than niggers
all of these are guys who got doxxed for being angie's fans btw, literally faggots from this thread lmao

>>211967328
shut up bitch

>>211967283
good luck escaping Jets handcuffs

>le bake! omg wholesome bacon chungus@/r/cuckolds
you guys are such fags

Why are people even saying Freddy is evil? what exactly did he do that was "evil"?

>>211967162 (OP)
Never ever ever bake again. I'm deadly serious.

We’re back to nobody wakes up until 1pm schedule. Mid season has arrived

>>211967311
>You people don't deserve
wtf did we do?
if you're mad at Jet take it out on him, don't sabotage the effort your fellow anons put into keeping the recap updated for others.

>>211967340
This nigga is balding at like 23

>>211967340
>>211967341

If you complain about the bake then you should make one yourself next time

>>211967345
Me in the top left

>>211967346
What you gonna do about it

>>211967315
While Daniel gets drunk and shit tests production again.

>>211967349
whatever frank

>>211967349
you can't even bake a decent thread you are the most hopeless faggot alive, you will never accomplish anything and the rope is the only viable end for you

STOP SHIT TESTING THE BAKERS NNNGH

>>211967378
>didn't get the reference

yeah, you're a real fan for sure

>>211967315
Nick gets flustered easily
Letty alone will make him start screaming faggot or nigger

>>211967403
>im a REAL ftl fan
not something to be a proud faggot about desu

>>211967367
You know what you did. Don't shit test us.

I'M NOT PUTTING IN THE NEWS ITS MY FUCKING BAKE

>>211967370
don't listen to them.

As much as I hate Jet, i'd love to see Daniel get his ass kicked by Ben

The show is so much better when you watch without 4chan

>>211967403
Never said I was. Im here for Freddy bear.

GAPED NEBRASKA IS INBOUND

>>211967404
As long as Fuentes get fed some info about what she's been up to the last year, Nina will cry. She cried like every other day in S1.

>>211967372
Yeah slack_au we already know it's you faggot

>>211967370
corr, would absolutely scarf a right peng parmo right now, me

>>211967356
he makes them all seethe with his premium content
https://x.com/0x0celot/status/1937773996130599174

>>211967368
i've seen an indian balding at 15 and would make hairline jokes unprovoked. he would also brag about larping as black people on reddit

>>211967356
they're nufags who think he's a heckin woman beater

>>211967162 (OP)
FUcking kill yourself faggot baker. I'm leaving until we get a real fucking bake. I was enjoying these threads and your faggot bake ruined it. Fuck you.

>>211967162 (OP)
put jetneptune.com in the OP you FAGGOT

Good morning Anons hope you all have a good day and enjoy todays edition of Fishtank!

>>211967404
Yeah he does so I’d be surprised if he shows up. He gets shy when he’s not in control

>>211967292
Have Andy down in the basement screaming over the speaker whenever something happens

>>211967350
holy fuck

Stupid whore. You were supoosed to love me...

>>211967423
What twe fuk awe you goiwng to do abouwt it

>>211967430
And all Letty has to do is mention him searching for cum stains and watching Euphoria

Jet will 100% flaunt Ellie during Bloodgames 2 and probably nonstop allude how much sex they have.

If you're Jet, how do you get back at Daniel today?

>>211967356
Redditors seething that he went against their wholesome Spongebob chungus

You can only imagine the stuff Jet's got cooking up today

Holy shit

I fucking love production

>>211967493
bring angie back on as a freeloader and fuck him in front of her

Still laughing about ellie wanting to fuck jet nearly 12 hours later. What a stupid retard, she so hot she could get gooned by actual jewish producers but instead chose the "french" ogre

rate the season so far, be honest faggots:
8/10, Freddy is doing a lot of the heavy lifting

>>211967423
It's more effort to remove it you retard.
I swear to god I WILL completely take over the bakes to the point you fags cry about it again, just like I did the first 3 days of the season.
I have no problem with baker wars. I don't lose.

>>211967493
instead of bringing him to the new house in the "box" you drop him off at the airport and tell him he's been eliminated

>>211967493
have letty flay his mind repeatedly

It’s kinda crazy that Daniel actually called Jet fat last night. What are the odds that Jet gets his golem Sam to Jin him off the show?

>>211967350
HOLY

this nigga really believes they instructed Angelina to make him fall in love with her and then break his heart
kek

>>211967493
>THIS IS MY FUCKING SHOW GET OUT DANIEL

>give retards alcohol
>they shit test production, fight each other and break all the rules
>the next day
>give retards alcohol

>>211967510
3/10, last night is not enough.

>>211967512
Two days ago I would've been thrilled by this...

>>211967510
3.5/10
Last night was 8.5 but doesn’t make up for a lot of days being straight 3s

>>211967493
you set letty on him until he spergs out and reveals something he'd cry over

>>211967523
>webm
why did she do it? was it just for content?

what's so hard about making a proper OP?

Just got done watching last nights highlight. Freddy rules. He better win

Freddy needs to go. /ftl/ just cheers for whoever antagonizes crew. So gay and retarded.

>>211967350
i dont think ive seen her sleep in the same position once

>>211967493
Make letty pretend to seduce him

>Alex B been shitting on Freddy for the last 2 hours
BASED MONKEY KING

>>211967538
>>211967533
none of you faggots have watched the previous seasons, just recaps and clips

please can we forget this horrible bake exists

The bakes are going to get a lot more worse until the morale improves

>>211967450
Is freddy a manlet too isnt ben like 5'6

>>211967493
You get Luke to throw him out the door. Just wake him up in his jimmy jams and push him out lmao

Would you let Angelina give you a footie?

>>211967568
Yes obviously

>>211967510
Last night was the only good night and surprise surprise, it's cause Sam was having fun with it. This is an undeniable fact.

>>211967558
Best part was when he saw Ricky for the first time.

>>211967510
They just found their footing last night and the show finally felt like fishtank for once since the season started

>>211967565
> more worse
Ok esl

I saw a clip of jet closing the front door and dan trying to open it back up and they seemed to be about to fight
what was up with that?

>>211967532
Almost like that's the point of the show

>>211967558
link?

why didn't you usueless fag post this? I got this on the best imageboard in the world where sex having normies are banned - karachan

>>211967589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQpx-SOcSLk

>>211967558
he hates him cause he hates himself…kino

>>211967512
DAMN

>>211967590
the clip came from this thread niggerfaggot

>>211967586
Grammar Nazi in 2025 everyone

>>211967590
Yesterday this was posted about 6 gorillion times

>>211967216
do you have it with sound

>>211967519
0 but he will let Sam know all the shittalking Daniel did about Sam too. I think they like his complete retardation though. Sam loved the wegos bit.

>>211967587
Daniel was being drunk and retarded, jet wanted them to stop opening door at 1am.
Daniel called him fat and Jet seemed like he might've been genuinely hurt by it kek

>>211967519
High. Male contestants need to accept their just wingmen for Jet and keep their head down if they want to stay until the end like that good little kwab tj they paid off with taylorussy

>>211967587
That's pretty much what happened

>>211967590
sorry you were late to the party anon

>>211967590
go clean a toilet, polack

>>211967356
Drug addict thief who fucks over his friends and steals from them is objectively evil.

>>211967512
Penetration

>>211967187
She definitely has a crush, but yeah she's a high school girl. They get "crushes" all the time and they change on a dime. Jury's out on whether she would act on it and Jet would be kind of a creep for banging a high school girl. It could also all be a production bit which would be pretty funny

Are these the sleepiest fish of all time?

>>211967162 (OP)
This is the worst bake yet. Please can Fish Tank fans organize a baker's guild? I nominate a Tayleigh Chad to be chairman of the Guild.

>>211967558
Lol I knew they would, they're way too similar to each other.

>Ellie wants to work in production; showed feet and admitted she wanted to fuck Jet
HUH, any clips?

>>211967523
No, he blames Jet for telling him he had a shot and should pursue it. He was already in love with her but was just going to be a self-loathing retard that never did anything until they told him he had a shot.

Is Ellie gonna sleep till 1 again

You know Ellie would look extremely sexy in a skirt and sandals like Bam's wife was in

>>211967648
s1 fish used to sleep until mid-afternoon

does anyone know what is happening with the house?

>YOURE JUST LIKE COLE
>ILL KICK A FUCKING HOLE IN YOUR HEAD
>hey how come you don't like me man?
Is jet autistic too?

Oooh wait you like jet?
Oooh no don't say that! don't say that!
Jet's gonna like come for you
Like he'll be like Ellie, a rose!

>>211967665
No she is super active now.

>>211967653
I for one second that notion.

>>211967659
she called jet cute on camera then 'went to the basement for a confessional' for 2 hours, the best thing to do would be hanging yourself or overdosing now before you see the clip

ANGEWAAAAAAA

>>211967670
yeah, but they would stay up till far later than these guys

>>211967653
I made 2 threads today. Niggers getting lazy

>>211967659
she didnt say she want to fuck Jet, she said he thought he was the cutest person on the set, and she didnt like him that way.

>>211967510

6/10
Most of it so far has been alright, but it stumbled after Angie got kicked. Yesterday was great though.

As always though, the question is how long can it remain good? By this time in S2 Cole had been gone 3 days and we were well into boringtank, but by contrast, S1 still had Jon in content mode and S3 had gone from FH to Fishtank but was still fun (Alex B was still in for another week or two)

>>211967162 (OP)
>hey Fishtank, it's me, YOBA!
>Ellie is still in highschool?? What da??
How do you respond without sounding mad

>>211967636
None of this is even a verified fact lmao you're taking the word of a random TTSer.

>>211967653
shut up, open a bakery if you want to be a baker.

>>211967686
Fishtank is just "Jets love quest"

>>211967653
>>211967683
come on man

>>211967661
oh really? damn
I guess i must've misheard it/ misremembered it
still pretty funny

>What do you rate Ben out of ten?
>Ben is pretty handsome. I think i'd rate him like an 8?
>Girl be real
>Seriously what? you think more or less?

>>211967512
YOOOO

one of the tech staffers just said in chat that he's at house 3

>>211967705
he would be such a good freeloader unironically

>>211967706
We saw him steal pills on camera and his day 1 confessional story with Sam was really fishy so I fully believe it.

>>211967350
Asian chicks are just on a whole different level

>>211967162 (OP)
excellent bake

So how long do Freeloaders stick around?

Find it hard to believe Flentes will be on the show because he hates performative socialization (which the entire show is about) and will be in social situations he does not have control over

>>211967590
She wants to fuck Jet bro it's over

>>211967577
Yeah

>>211967689
WOOOOVE HURTS
WOOOOVE SCAWS
WOOOOVE WOUNDS
AAAAND MAWKS
UUUUH WOVE HUUWTS

>>211967231
option 1
>drop it, bring on an uwu girl next door cute submissive weeb egirl freeloader to seduce/lovebomb and then reject him in front of everyone, embarrassing him
option 2
>drop it, sneak into his room every night pouring warm water in his lap. block any TTS snitching on production. tell everyone Daniel is a "peepee boy" that needs diapers with his laxatives

>>211967739
sometimes a day or two
sometimes for the rest of the season
there's no fixed timeline

>>211967739
Depends

>>211967292
PPP would hassle them harder than frank

>>211967739
i vaguely remember jet saying ages ago that he pays the freeloaders per day, so i think its just for as long as they want

>>211966456
anyone clipped this?

staff gooner b1 zooming in

>>211967743
He’s coming today. Considering they censored chicken andy tts for Letty it’s safe to say any and all tts calling him out for being a faggot will be censored

>>211967720
She's telling the truth

He's pretty handsome and funny

>>211967743
hes fake

$10 million or the chance to wait a table where Sam, Charls, Nick, Jet and Ben are sitting?

>>211967689
This retarded nigga's oneitis is seriously the Flip mutt that he knew for about a week...

>>211967705
Do a Charlottesville reenactment challenge. Pepper spray to the eyes. First person to cry I need milk loses

arye having his autist friend feeding him proper PI work about the contestants is funny.

>>211967712
I'm not a baker. I know to stay in my line. Apparently others such as the OP do not. This is why we need a Baker's Guild. It can be organized through Discord, or IRC if you are averse to such things.

>>211967762
this is not your pathetic request thread lazy faggot, go browse the clips on the site and stop posting

>>211967512
SEXO

>calling a jew a nazi
Nazis would kill Aryeh fucking retard

>>211967774
would you take 10 mil or markypost and make Sam explode in front of you? the choice is yours....

>mention legal issues
>Bam immediately dips

>>211967797
you are so fucking disabled

>>211967512
built for bwc

>>211967790
NTA but that’s really rude anon

>>211967686
did she show feet tho

this dynamic only ends in a short lived physically and psychologically abusive relationship where one of them eventually becomes obsessed with the other and harasses them for at least a couple of months if not a full year or two
probably a couple of police calls for domestic violence too

BAKERS EMERGENCY MEETING IN DISCORD NOW!!!!

>>211967762
yeah

>>211967426
That's objectively false.

>>211967788
Sounds gay as fuck and I reject the notion of off-site organisation for /ftl/ threads

Why the fuck are the recaps 50 minutes +
no casual fan is gonna want to watch that

imagine joining the ftl bakers guild

>>211967762
No

>>211967675
I wouldn't doubt he has memory issues due to drug use.

>>211967817
you know Jet fucking busted a fat one inside her. She's way too tight.

Jet should just give Ellie or Letty the challenge to seduce Dan

>>211967811
You're a fucking faggot that was raped

>>211967832
Have you ever tried it?

>>211967822
They’ll have sex once and that will be the end of it.

Always knew Letty was one of the top fish but last night solidified it in my mind. She basically single-handedly saved the show vibe-wise

>>211967426
it would be insanely boring

>>211967852
oh damn, you really are touched

>>211967426

Fishtank would be unwatchable without /ftl/

Maybe some other community fills the gap but I could not imagine watching this shitshow without people to discuss it with

>>211967822
>their kids are stuttering whores with concussions

>>211967187
>Ok so, I see a big Jellie controversy is born in /ftl/. I don't really have a horse in this race since I'm gay, but my two cents are that Ellie will never do anything sexual in this context if I'm reading her correctly. Her "crushes" on production are really not sexual, she says crush almost like a synonim for fan. Also her wanting to be a production assistent is just her kidding around. Just an opinion.
Ellie was shitposting but autistics didn't get it because they're socially stunted, the whole "cutey patootie" thing was a dead giveaway. Ellie finally got someone she could gossip and shitpost with and immediately took the opportunity to joke around.

I'm shaking in anger over this dogshit bake. Are you fucking kidding me, why can't you just copy and paste the news like a normal person? Fucking cunts.

>>211967558
is he still a hostage of his wife and stepdaughter?

>12 PM
>nothing happening
it's a gay show

>>211967790
rude...

>>211967873
You got more than touched

I would be more concerned with how she went to luke in the mule costume and gave him a massage

>>211967886
how is this happening to you again

>>211967888
Watermellie 2: Sleepy Princess Edition


/ftl/ NEWS:
--Freddy crashed out and broke half the cameras
-- The Fish are leaving the season 1 house soon (not necessarily tomorrow)
-- Jerry won the Disability challenge
-- Freddy and Aryeh now hate each other
-- Sam has announced they're in legal trouble from the town, they might have to relocate "in a big box," Jet promises minimal downtime, says "we're down to go to jail" but not on day 12
-- "Things are gonna get rocky"
-- Today's arrivals: Letty, Ricky Berwick, Bam Margera, Stickermule Saucemule
-- Ellie wants to work in production; showed feet and admitted she wanted to fuck Jet
-- Direnc spat in Freddy's face and he enjoyed it
-- Ben G-checked Freddy, revealing the latter will only fight retards and girls

>Watch Here
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://ppvs.su/ft

>Archive
https://www.fishtank.live/archive

Save this so the next bake isn't cancer. I'm considerig making another thread rn

ALL RISE

>>211967888
you get what you fucking deserve!

>>211967896
Even if they were awake nothing would be happening aside from the gay ass newspaper

>>211967426
Fishtank viewed without talking to other people is missing the point honestly. It's basically multi-media at this point. And really, the only good part of the show is the schizo posting, and I'm not joking.

Imagine getting mad that a hot girl is on fishtank, how fucking gay lol

>>211967554
>/ftl/ seethes that the extrovert loser outshines the autistic creatures they find relatable
my theory is this is because their crushes always went for losers like freddy

>>211967822
There is at least one server + line cook or bartender relationship like this at every restaurant in the United States

>>211967428
Mace Nina 4 me pls

>>211967896
They’re all depressed and demoralized and it’s only day 13

>thumbnail is aryeh
he’s leaving today, right?

if a girl is nontent they shouldn’t be on the stream no matter how hot they are

>>211967851
letty already did that

How are you experiencing S4?

>>211967935
and i should care why?

>>211967558
>season 1, 2 deserved to meet bam
>these guys deserve to meet the plane ticket home
lmao

Ellie needs to get the fuck off the show
Simple as

is this piss?

>>211967888
Same Benleaks

>>211967866
Letty's based and her ability to get in people's head seems unmatched by any fish.

>>211967905
It was confirmed Jobe in the mule suit actually

>>211967350
>>211967512
I was sickened by last nights developments, but after sleeping on it she's still hot so I'm not gonna delete anything

>>211967788
Based idea actually

>>211967935
You mean mogged by the Fredman

WHY ARE THEY STILL ASLEEP

>>211967950

Fuck I forgot the poll retarded

https://strawpoll.com/ajnE158EBnW

>>211967940
over fishing, the fishtnak special

>>211967950
By practicing my powers, attempting to explode Jet psychically every time he appears on screen.

>>211967954
Sad tired fish = no content

>>211967554
daniel antagonizes the crew WAY more

FUCKING KEK IS THAT A DIGERIDOO?

>>211967927
a bunch of these people are legitimate psychos

>>211967950
Usually on the site, Youtube if I'm at work or something, PPV when the site kicks me off at night. I've bought the season pass before and I'd be willing to do it again, but not when the monetization is this egregious.

Who's Barry?

>>211967940
season four. this isnt season one. this is war

>>211967929
So much projection kek

We need a vibe repair day.

Ellie simps STILL reeling

>>211967957
nah she finally doesnt have to wrangle Ayreh anymore

she's free

she finally does shit

>>211967982
fish sleeping all day = no content

PISS TRAP ACTIVATED

paprika cup failed

Did anyone catch the piss trap?

>>211967866
even production said she was on her bumper

>>211967935
>eurofag who missed last night

>freddy wakes up
>peeping through the hole in the door to see if the piss cup fell
>>211967989
today is going to be good

Ellie isn’t a virgin, I fucked her when she was 14. (I was 26)
Sorry fags

>>211967866
She's over hated.

Ben is raping main fish's sleep hygiene??

Isnt that le awesome??

>half the fishtank audience is gay or autistic
alex b speaking the truth

>>211968028
You won

>>211967962
If she had a real education and baseline personal character she'd be working in PR

I need an angie update
Has she been mentioned in the tank today?

>>211967978

My process is usually
>Go to main site
>Click on camera
>It's between 10PM and AM (Eurofag)
>Go to ppvs

Should really cut out the middleman

Ellie is really a stupid whore if she really chooses that ugly fat manlet over a good looking, mature 46 year old man like me. THINK ELLIE THINK

Did Ellie get a new plushie?

is there a clip of her being cute and thanking the person for it

>>211967595
the irony of him saying Freddy's aura gives off "trailer park" when Alex B has the most trailer trash personality in human history

freddy is so evil
why cant he be like daniel, who is so wholesome and our guy and based
christ is king

>>211967983
yeah the only moment he gets any cheers on /ftl/ is if he shits on Sam & Jet. It's just retarded. Everyone wants the next Cole. Yeah and where is that dude now?

>>211967956
TRVTH NVKE

>>211967426
fuck off then neek

So Bam literally left as soon as they started talking about criminal charges and never showed his face again??????

Jet, make the call

Shivew me timbews

>>211968056
>Jet: oh my god...
>Jet: shower OFF...
his reaction was insane. He was clearly BRICKED up from her...

It's taken a bit but Ellie is slowly becoming Josie 2.0

Josie was much better at getting the simps in though, can Ellie match her?

Jet, if you are reading this thread and can find a way to do this legally, consider keeping a tub of phenylpiracetam or similar to feed the fish on days where they don't want to do anything. It's absolutely side effect free and non-addictive. Alternatively, use it yourself on days when you know you will be mentally exhausted. Thanks

>>211968035
ur gay

yo Angie .. gaffer time

>>211968056
Pretty sure she insinuated she does't like older guys. Even Goran is too old for her.

>>211968057
It was this >>211968056, when Jet knew Ellie was in the shower and purposely made her step out in a towel, and then coyly acted like he didn't know.

>>211968073
He doesn't want to get locked up again

>>211968077
jet can never come back from this

Damiel is not funny and the worst of the wiggers

>>211968058
Freddy is like dead beat jew york ratty trailer park
Alex is southern spoiled kentucky derby trailer park
Two totally different things.

>>211968073
>Sam: Hey let's all give a hand for Bam... where's Bam?

>>211968093
lets take all their food too >:)