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Anonymous No.211974073 >>211974145 >>211974187 >>211974310 >>211974568 >>211974625 >>211974925 >>211975237 >>211975321 >>211975834 >>211976686 >>211977538 >>211979278 >>211980165 >>211980521 >>211980983 >>211981043 >>211981123 >>211982800 >>211982865 >>211985704 >>211986367 >>211987044 >>211989926 >>211999542 >>212001356 >>212001774 >>212004623 >>212004879 >>212006357 >>212006379
Is ironically marrying a tranny Jim Norton's funniest bit?
Anonymous No.211974099
Him pretending to be straight is.
Anonymous No.211974145 >>211990019
>>211974073 (OP)
she cute
Anonymous No.211974187 >>211974332
>>211974073 (OP)
>ironically
Anonymous No.211974257 >>211974411 >>211975053 >>211977005 >>211978521 >>211978646 >>211978799 >>211980983 >>211981079 >>211985564 >>212006391
this based coomer is living the dream.

or maybe im just saying that because i fap to trannies and then close my laptop. living with one might be fucking weird. like you're going to the bathroom and she's pissing holding a giant cock with her manly hands

or imagine introducing her to parents and friends. what a fucking nightmare.

and if you're a tranny, you changed your fucking gender and lived a lie all your life just to sleep with.... jim norton?
Anonymous No.211974310
>>211974073 (OP)
She cute.
Name?
Anonymous No.211974312
Real women STINK and I don’t like em
Anonymous No.211974332 >>211974801 >>211988654
>>211974187
Jim Norton is a comedian. He's married a tranny as a joke. You know like sarcastically saying "LMAO IMAGINE MARRYING A TRANNY".

I must admit though, I don't fully understand the joke (FYI: I am just a civvie). I do appreciate his commitment to the bit.
Anonymous No.211974407
In almost every piece of media jimmy is in, his character either makes a tranny joke, or someone makes one about him
Anonymous No.211974411 >>211975026 >>211975032
>>211974257
The sex must be great though
Anonymous No.211974468 >>211974532 >>211975898
When Nikki blows all of Nortons money on drugs it’s gonna be funny. He’ll be 65 doing bob levy appearances for 100 bucks for o and a fans that still remember him and probably relapse at some point
Anonymous No.211974532 >>211974681
>>211974468
Relapse or prolapse?
Anonymous No.211974568 >>211979581
>>211974073 (OP)
yeah but only when you include that >she did it for a greencard and has to stay with him
imagine having to have sex with that goblin
Anonymous No.211974625
>>211974073 (OP)
No but Uncle Paul is for the same reasons
>just kidding! Teeheeheee
Anonymous No.211974681
>>211974532
One of those chicken and egg questions
Anonymous No.211974689 >>211975003
the worst part about this isn't that he's fucking a tranny, good for him if that's what he wants, it's that I'd be happy with a 3/10 gf that at the very least cares about me but even that isn't possible so you have to lower your standards even more to the point where pretending someone doesn't have a cock and drink beer just to be happy.
Anonymous No.211974801 >>211975235
>>211974332
>I talked about how much I fucking love banging tranny hookers for years as a joke.
Nah, bro, trannies have always been serious business to lil Jimmy.
Anonymous No.211974925 >>211975265
>>211974073 (OP)
They seem happy. Good for them
Anonymous No.211975003
>>211974689
>the worst part isn’t that he’s fucking a tranny, it that I’m not fucking a tranny.
Anonymous No.211975026 >>211975269
>>211974411
how? I mean unless you're gay I guess? but that's still gay, not great.
Anonymous No.211975032 >>211975269
>>211974411
yea needing enemas for 'sex' must be great
Anonymous No.211975053 >>211975188 >>211979893 >>211987703 >>211990044
>>211974257
I have a tranny gf and it’s pretty great.

Also my gf pees sitting down, I guarantee you Jim’s wife does as well.
Anonymous No.211975188 >>211975227
>>211975053
>my gf pees sitting down, I guarantee you Jim’s wife does as well.

I guarentee it’s on Jim’s face
Anonymous No.211975227
>>211975188
Anonymous No.211975232
they really do. they have been incredibly private up until recently and i think now that the world is becoming more normalized with it they asre becoming more public, like with the podcast now. hes always been incredibly open about what he likes and wants and because of that he found someone like that who also likes him in return. speak it into existence. its a good lesson.
Anonymous No.211975235 >>211975291 >>211975711
>>211974801
No, sorry, I think you're wrong. Bert Kreischer says that a comedian's brain is more advanced than a non-comedian's. They are able to layer in the jokes in a way which might go over non-comedian heads. Jim Norton marrying a tranny is an example of this as it is a commitment to an ironic bit which non-comedians cannot fully understand.
Anonymous No.211975237 >>211976186 >>212001739
>>211974073 (OP)
so they fuck each other in the ass? how does this work?
Anonymous No.211975265 >>211976653
>>211974925
No they ain’t. Nikki is a problem drunk and Norton is very likely getting shit on by other trannies; pretty obvious they hate each other.
Anonymous No.211975269 >>211975335 >>211975373 >>212001878
>>211975026
its tighter
>>211975032
its a 5 min work
Anonymous No.211975291
>>211975235
lol
Anonymous No.211975321 >>211975561 >>211975696 >>211975880 >>211981175
>>211974073 (OP)
>Jim is a homosexual
>Ant is a homosexual
Did Opie or any of the producers fuck men as well?
Anonymous No.211975335 >>211975373
>>211975269
>its tighter
you know women also have assholes?
Anonymous No.211975373 >>211975475 >>211975635 >>211975688
>>211975335
I've fucked both and anal is overrated.
>>211975269
Wrong, there's still the potential for shit, the woman/twink has to eat small specific things.
Anonymous No.211975475
>>211975373
>and anal is overrated.
it's very accurately rated
Anonymous No.211975561 >>211975623 >>211975733
>>211975321
I don't understand this whole boomer radio clique and I don't think I ever have.
Anonymous No.211975623
>>211975561
O&A was kino
Anonymous No.211975635
>>211975373
>there's still the potential for shit,
Yes, there is. Its a shitpipe after all. But after an enema and using a condom you are pretty much good to go
Anonymous No.211975688 >>211975736 >>211995988
>>211975373
>anon doesn't enjoy shit in his urethra
never gonna make a real crustbuster
Anonymous No.211975696 >>211975796 >>211975835 >>211981585
>>211975321
It's interesting that while being an unfunny buzzkill, Opie seems like the only one who might not be a total piece of shit in his private life.
Anonymous No.211975711
>>211975235
You're right. Him and Bert are so Kaufman-esque.
Anonymous No.211975733
>>211975561
They were awful people and also not funny. You aren't missing much.
Anonymous No.211975736
>>211975688
I'm not russian.
Anonymous No.211975796
>>211975696
it's why the hated him so much. he was the one getting them more money and they were upset he wasn't lusting over mentally ill men larping as women
Anonymous No.211975834
>>211974073 (OP)
Is Jim a bottom?
Anonymous No.211975835 >>211976764
>>211975696
It always made sense. He hit big then didn't want to lose that notoriety so he sold out into safe mode while everyone else kept doing what put them on the map. He started off playing a character while being surrounded by a bunch of people who actually weren't. He just wanted to get famous and make dosh while doing traditionally edgy (safe) radio (i.e. phoney phone calls, etc...).
Anonymous No.211975880 >>211975922
>>211975321
cumia the guy who follows 12 year olds in bikinis on IG?
Anonymous No.211975898
>>211974468
>relapse
I forgot. Jimmy got drunk once when he was 18 and got sober. A real addict battling it every day.
Anonymous No.211975920
I am unironically dating a tranny for the past 2 years bros
Anonymous No.211975922 >>212004522
>>211975880
>faggot also a pedo
also it's an act, when he was beating up that beard he had on camera she noted he couldnt get hard with her
Anonymous No.211976186 >>211976211 >>211976401
>>211975237
what else would two gay dudes be doing?
Anonymous No.211976211 >>211976271 >>211976439 >>211984297 >>211997183
>>211976186
mainly oral and handies, funny enough. I know a gay couple and they never do anal
Anonymous No.211976271
>>211976211
Jim def takes it in the ass
Anonymous No.211976401
>>211976186
well one of them is pretending to be a woman so idk
Anonymous No.211976439 >>211976689
>>211976211
why did god make it possible to cum from your butt if he didn't want us to do anal.
Anonymous No.211976653
>>211975265
Why the fuck would a sober alcoholic marry a problematic drunk? Dat don’t make no sense!
Anonymous No.211976686
>>211974073 (OP)
HE STINKS AND I DONT LIKE HIM
Anonymous No.211976689 >>211976731
>>211976439
Some gentleman achieve release after having a log of shit laid across their meaty chest. To answer your question, shitting feels good because it's a biological mechanism to keep us from holding it until we die. Ramming stuff up there is abusing this mechanism. To each his own I say.
Anonymous No.211976731 >>211976969 >>211984729
>>211976689
so shitting doesn't feel good for women?
Anonymous No.211976764
>>211975835
Opie grew up first, at the age of 57 years young.
Anonymous No.211976917 >>211976966 >>211977673
Anonymous No.211976966 >>211977025 >>211977045 >>211977338 >>211979886 >>211980227
>>211976917
there's a concerning amount of real women pretending to be trannies online.
Anonymous No.211976969
>>211976731
No, however their entire swamp is reinforced to endure childbirth and conquerer dick. God took Eve's prostate when she ate the forbidden fruit
Anonymous No.211977005 >>211983384
>>211974257
>living the dream
>the only way to have intercourse is to put your penis into a man's anus
If having your penis covered in poop and your poop covered in penis is a dream in your eyes you need to seek Christ unironically
Anonymous No.211977025 >>211977338
>>211976966
same with the ones who use AI to LARP as being a tard
Anonymous No.211977045 >>211977338
>>211976966
It's a great loophole. Just say you were born a male in a female body, wear a ballcap for a semester, and then "transition" back to female. Real trannies hate them but no one cares what they think. It earns them the respect of allies and that's what matters.
Anonymous No.211977338
>>211976966
>>211977025
>>211977045
that's a real swedish tranny who started hrt at 12 (and still ended up tall, look at the door frame)
Anonymous No.211977538 >>211978116 >>211979610
>>211974073 (OP)
How big do you think it is? You think it's a real massive hog or is it one of those limp stringbeans from starting HRT early?

Anyone have a pretransition pic?
Anonymous No.211977673
>>211976917
Should have fixed her teeth before her tits
Anonymous No.211978116 >>211978219
>>211977538
See for yourself
Look up ‘Princess Alena’ on any porn site
Anonymous No.211978219
>>211978116
Lmao seriously
Anonymous No.211978332 >>211978415 >>211978940
Its not even fun talking about this windfall gain loser anymore. I'd rather talk about Joe Cumia.
Anonymous No.211978415
>>211978332
go back to the forums boomer
Anonymous No.211978480
Damn that thing looks like 7 inches
Anonymous No.211978521 >>211979096
>>211974257
I read that as holding a giant cock with her many hands and the idea made me laugh.
Anonymous No.211978523
this was a weird way to find out where the chaturbate model I used to fap to went
Anonymous No.211978646 >>211978970
>>211974257
any real american man wants a child from their wife, having a girlfriend with no in game is a waste of energy long term
Anonymous No.211978799 >>211978984 >>211989684 >>211991595
>>211974257
Let me tell you from first hand experience that the whole tranny fuck fantasy is better left on your computer. Dealing with some insane tranny for inferior anal sex is not worth the squeeze. Same goes for actual women and real vaginal sex, thoughever.
Anonymous No.211978940
>>211978332
make your own thread then faggot
Anonymous No.211978970 >>211979455
>>211978646
putting another human being on this shitty earth and timeline is selfish. plus not having a kid saves me time and money. imagine babysitting a human for 18 years, horrifying
I pick my well being and enjoyment and my tranny fetish over muh bloodline, sorry
Anonymous No.211978984 >>211979217 >>211980153
>>211978799
>Same goes for actual women and real vaginal sex, thoughever.
wrong
good pussy is life
Anonymous No.211979096
>>211978521
Heh, me too
Anonymous No.211979217 >>211979275
>>211978984
no shit, you can tell the incels on here. Vaginal sex is superior.
Anonymous No.211979275 >>211979526 >>211979614 >>211995256
>>211979217
Oh yeah? In what ways?
Anonymous No.211979278
>>211974073 (OP)
definitely sissy jims funniest bit. he used to be the worm, now he swallows it
Anonymous No.211979455 >>211980304
>>211978970
No wants to breed with you anyway faggot lol. I think it's fine to want kids, fine to not want kids, but faggots who pretend that having kids is some sin against nature are always the loneliest pieces of shit
Anonymous No.211979526
>>211979275
how a sunset is superior to a fart in the wind
Anonymous No.211979581
>>211974568
The wife is from somewhere in Scandinavia so not a Greencard scammer. I'd agree if Russian or Estonian or something like that
Anonymous No.211979610
>>211977538
it alright. he's camera frauding a lot based on the stuff i see but it looks a little above average. definitely not small. maybe 6.5" with okay/average girth if i'm guessing.
Anonymous No.211979614
>>211979275
It's self lubricated for a start. Anal sex with a woman is a lot better as a concept than a reality. Like it's hot to know your woman wants you enough to give up her ass, but that probably the extent of it. Before my wife I was with a woman who always needed a finger in her ass during sex. Neat at first, fucking terrible over a year. Me and the wife do dirty talk about it, but she's had an episiotomy after kid #3 and I doubt we'll actually try. Like I said, better concept than reality.
Anonymous No.211979824
Ant bangs trannies because he wanted to be one.
Anonymous No.211979886
>>211976966
anything for attention
Anonymous No.211979893 >>211980029 >>211980897 >>211981415
>>211975053
freakshow. you're about one year away from the president making it legal to hunt your kind down, so i guess live it up while it lasts.
Anonymous No.211980029 >>211981856
>>211979893
Fuck off chan morality crusader. If Youre so worried about degenerate behavior you better not turn your add blocker off.
Anonymous No.211980153
>>211978984
>addict is a slave to the fix
whipped bitch will shriek
Anonymous No.211980165
>>211974073 (OP)

>Aint norton gay?
Anonymous No.211980227
>>211976966
Someone post the pasta about the guy going to tranny subreddits and posting pictures of real women and asking them how his transition is looking so far so that he makes them jealous and want to kill themselves.
Anonymous No.211980304 >>211981594 >>211995256
>>211979455
willingly forcing another soul to endure this reality is a dissonance only women and retards harbor
Anonymous No.211980433
k
Anonymous No.211980521
>>211974073 (OP)
Hey Jimmy do you like trannies?
...I LOOOOVE THEM!!!
Anonymous No.211980897
>>211979893
Settle down buddy
Anonymous No.211980983 >>211981319 >>211985564 >>211988522
>>211974073 (OP)
>>211974257
why are so many chuds into trannies anyway?
is it a hate being closer to love kinda thing?
Anonymous No.211981043 >>211981158
>>211974073 (OP)
it really bothers me he calls him his fucking wife.
>me and my wife were at dinner the other night
>me and my wife took a drive up to a winery
coupled with his obsession with fecal sex and piss play I hate this little fucker and honestly think he represents a new wave of degeneracy that mirrors what the nazis were pointing out when they went full empire.
Anonymous No.211981079
>>211974257
based stream of consciousness poster
Anonymous No.211981123 >>211981203 >>211981205 >>211988744
>>211974073 (OP)
Jim is pretty ugly but wasn't he successfully enough to get a real woman?
Anonymous No.211981158 >>211981407
>>211981043
what else is he supposed to call his tranny wife?
Anonymous No.211981175 >>211984457 >>211988711
>>211975321
>"not attracted to black women"
>will fuck a tranny
disgusting. Patrice was 100% right about Ant.
Anonymous No.211981203
>>211981123
he genuinely likes trannies and dick and intentionally sought one out to marry. this is not a new thing.
Anonymous No.211981205 >>212003504
>>211981123
The mouth wants what it wants
Anonymous No.211981319
>>211980983
I hate anything, troons are nothing special. I hate this board but I keep coming, I hate the fact I'm thirsty and I'm gonna have to go get a glass of water. Same thing with having to have sex with traps.
Anonymous No.211981407
>>211981158
it figures that the one faggot couple in public call themselves husband and wife meanwhile all the goddamn prog straights say
>my partner
What should he call his faggot partner?
>partner
>husband
my favorite would be Shim
>Me and shim took a dip in the pool
>I took shim downtown for a drink
Calling a penis having man a wife is an unholy abomination especially in a world where you get side eyed by anyone if you want to call your gf "my girl" instead of partner.
Fuck everything.
Anonymous No.211981415 >>211982783
>>211979893
Exactly this brother. Soon President Trump will rescue us from this degeneracy. This putrid cess pit they call a society. This liberal circus. Everyone will kneel to the Christian purity is that on the horizon.
Anonymous No.211981585
>>211975696
Opie was actually really good at what he did which was keeping a radio show functioning as a radio show. On his own, he isn't even in the same league as everyone he was surrounded with, but around them, he did actually elevate them. The problem was he was a two faced douche bag who acted in an "I don't need any of you!" sort of way.
Anonymous No.211981594 >>211983283
>>211980304
I don't think anyone is asking you to breed them faggot, glad to have you out the future Gene pool
Anonymous No.211981696 >>211981859 >>211982383 >>211983443
Anyone remember when Amy Schumer had a show and she interviewed him? He was trying to explain why him banging trannies makes him straight.
Anonymous No.211981856 >>211982326 >>211987738
>>211980029
hes right though trannies are the greatest sign of the death of our empire
Anonymous No.211981859 >>211982205 >>211982392
>>211981696
it's a cope like any other. if you exclusively fuck trannies you're gay. trannies and women, you're bi.
Anonymous No.211982205 >>211982392
>>211981859
even bi is stretching it. If you fuck women and trannies you're just a faggot who fucks women sometimes.
Anonymous No.211982283
homos take prep because they get blasted in the ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYoOgWbQ8Q4&pp=ygUdQW15IHNjaHVtZXIgamltIG5vdHRvbiB0cmFubnk%3D
Anonymous No.211982326 >>211982424 >>211982483
>>211981856
Even though they've existed in every culture on the planet.
Anonymous No.211982383
>>211981696
>remember when Amy Schumer had a show?
And eveyone kissed her ass so fucking hard to get some tv time? She shills tampons for fat holes now
Anonymous No.211982392
>>211981859
>>211982205
Anything that makes my dick hard is a woman, ergo I am straight
Meditate on that, faggots
Anonymous No.211982424 >>211982481
>>211982326
Homo cope
Anonymous No.211982450 >>211982556 >>211982684 >>211983003
>fucking some guy's ass while his dick is flopping around
I don't understand how some people can rationalise having sex with a tranny as not being gay
Anonymous No.211982481 >>211982563
>>211982424
Russian men fucking each in the ass and saying they're straight is cope.
Anonymous No.211982483
>>211982326
But the internet agendists tell me they didn’t exist until 2002. Don’t ask about that bond chick with the oversized clit from 1980.
Anonymous No.211982556 >>211982616
>>211982450
>not being gay
More and more people don't bother to consider the distinction, and who gives a fuck?
Anonymous No.211982563
>>211982481
What? What do Russians have to do with anything? Are you on drugs or something? Yeah obviously, anal sex is gay.
Anonymous No.211982616 >>211983099
>>211982556
>who gives a fuck?
Non-faggots
Anonymous No.211982684
>>211982450
Anon 99.9% of humanity believes fucking a tranny is gay sex. Because it's gaysex
Anonymous No.211982783
>>211981415
amen brother. glory to Israel, our greatest ally.
Anonymous No.211982800 >>211983422
>>211974073 (OP)
>When you realize all of Jim's "humor" was just a mask for his blatant homosexuality
Anonymous No.211982865
>>211974073 (OP)
If only he married the troon while r/opieandanthony was still around
Anonymous No.211983003
>>211982450
It feels good
Anonymous No.211983099 >>211983292 >>211983376
>>211982616
Not really. Even most straight trump supporters have a gay kid/niece/whatever and they don't even grumble about it any more.
Anonymous No.211983283 >>211983360
>>211981594
>admitting to being a retarded woman
tits or gtfo
Anonymous No.211983292
>>211983099
Nah trannys have brought a lot of negative light to all days.
Anonymous No.211983360 >>211983654
>>211983283
A woman would have called you an incel, I called you a faggot, faggot
Anonymous No.211983376 >>211983628
>>211983099
Not what's being discussed. I don't care about openly gay people being gay, I'm trying to understand the mentality of "straight" men who have sex with trannies and cope about it not being gay.
Anonymous No.211983384
>>211977005
Yeah. Who knew Jesus was tempted by throbbing she-cocks and had to stop gooning?
#HeGetsUs
Anonymous No.211983422
>>211982800
So like 2003/2004?
Anonymous No.211983443
>>211981696
I have literally never listened to a word Amy Jumer has ever spoken. the only reason anyone has ever heard of her is because of her uncle.
Anonymous No.211983455
I’m so lonely I would mind having a tranny girlfriend.
Anonymous No.211983628 >>211985141 >>211985211
>>211983376
Again, it's not as big a deal to most people (including tranny fuckers) as it is to you. You are quite literally coping with this by desperately looking for answers to satisfy your nosey female brain
Anonymous No.211983654 >>211984205 >>211988271
>>211983360
everyone on 4chan is a faggot. you'd know this is you werent a tourist born during the Obama years.
Anonymous No.211984205
>>211983654
i prefer the term straight cocksexual.
Anonymous No.211984297
>>211976211
Bullshit. Dick in pussy feels amazing, dick in ass feels good tho. Handjob and oral never feel that good, only once I had a slampig who gave me the best blowjobs but all women are lazy
Anonymous No.211984357 >>211984539 >>211991135
>*dies a virgin*
Anonymous No.211984457
>>211981175
That whore is an armenian
Anonymous No.211984539 >>211984850
>>211984357
Is that the pic from the homeless shopping spree that the news ran, thinking he was one of the bums?
Anonymous No.211984729
>>211976731
>so shitting doesn't feel good for women?
no, they don't have a prostate, which is what gets stimulated during gay anal intercourse. Meanwhile for women it's like shoving a dick in their mouth, in terms of stimulation, whereas men have their g-spot there.
Anonymous No.211984850
>>211984539
yeah it is. you can see why they made the mistake.
Anonymous No.211984938 >>211985413
I facefucked like 3 trans girls, but never did anal sex, what am I missing?
Anonymous No.211984974 >>211985106 >>211985536 >>211995256
Ok faggots round table this. Pegging? Gay or not gay?
if it’s shaped like a cock it’s gay. Bellends allowed no homo
Anonymous No.211985106 >>211987815 >>211990126
>>211984974
Anything entering your ass is gay. Obviously.
Anonymous No.211985141 >>211985860
>>211983628
>it's not as big a deal to most people
Absurd gigacope, 99% of the human population don't think trannies are normal
>female brain
Projection. How is your transition going by the way?
Anonymous No.211985211 >>211985860
>>211983628
Nigga u gay
Anonymous No.211985305 >>211985934
When you think about it, despite being accused of being a fence sitting worm, Jim has actually stayed true to his values of sucking dick and getting pissed on for his entire career. Compare that with someone like Burr who used to be so suspicious of the government he switched to organic toothpaste to avoid flouride, but nowadays he gets vaxxed and yells at people not wearing masks. Or Jefferies who went from being edgy and harassing Justine Joli to apologizing for his past "misogynist" jokes. You've got to hand it to Norton for staying consistently degenerate.
Anonymous No.211985413 >>211987010
>>211984938
It’s pretty nice from my experience as long as the tranny is cute. Definitely recommend
Anonymous No.211985536
>>211984974
Not a bit. There's plenty of squares who like to get pegged. The dildo looking like a cock can scare the more sqeemish though
Ironic Namefag No.211985564
>>211974257
>>211980983
Chuds and trannies are two sides of the same social reject coin.
Anonymous No.211985704 >>211985779
>>211974073 (OP)
how big is his "wife's" piece? i'd like to see it for strictly research purposes
Anonymous No.211985779 >>211991280
>>211985704
read the thread
Anonymous No.211985860 >>211987921 >>211995256
>>211985141
>>211985211
Nah, I work construction and every motherfucker has some kind of faggot in the family. It's at the point where the gruffest boomers laugh sheepishly or are in full acceptance. The only guys vocally antifag are those annoying retards that nobody likes anyway. The western world has moved on
Anonymous No.211985934
>>211985305
This is true, but to be fair the countries moral compass has aligned almost miraculously with his own since he started radio.
Anonymous No.211986367
>>211974073 (OP)
Degenerate that belongs in a concentration camp
Anonymous No.211987010 >>211987506
>>211985413
looks like it's pretty awkward if you want to change positions mid-sexo
Anonymous No.211987044
>>211974073 (OP)
Is that the Norwegian t-girl Princess Alena?
Anonymous No.211987506
>>211987010
How so? No different from a cis woman
Anonymous No.211987703
>>211975053
I pee sitting down most times at home too desu
Anonymous No.211987738
>>211981856
Actually it's chuds
Anonymous No.211987815
>>211985106
What if my butthole is itchy? Sometimes ya gotta probe in a finger or four
Anonymous No.211987821 >>211988014 >>211988065 >>211989043
Tranny fuckers are weird. So you like people who dress like women and pretend to act like women, but who posses none of the physical characteristics of a woman? What? Why is this where you draw on the line on what aspects of a woman you like?
Anonymous No.211987921 >>211988573
>>211985860
That's all fine and well but you are gay.
Anonymous No.211988014 >>211988065
>>211987821
I think it's some weird auto-infectuation with dicks. Norton strikes me like that. He's just really into big dicks.
Anonymous No.211988065 >>211988389
>>211987821
men have been lusting after feminine men/twinks for ages. trannies are just a faggy feminine man taken to the extreme. at least the ones that actually try to act and look like women and don't just crossdress and put in zero effort transition wise.

>>211988014
tranny in op's dick isn't even THAT big. it's a decent size but it's nothing out of the ordinary.
Anonymous No.211988271
>>211983654
I was born during Reagan faggots lol, I don't think the Obama born are having kids as evidenced by the lonely anti natalists itt
Anonymous No.211988389 >>211988745
>>211988065
>tranny in op's dick isn't even THAT big
That thing is 7 inches fully erect. The median size in america is 5.5 inches.
Anonymous No.211988522
>>211980983
You think most men who fuck a ton of women actually like and respect them? Why is it such a contradiction if I hate trannies but want to fuck a passing one? They're good for nothing except being dominated.
Anonymous No.211988573
>>211987921
I'm classic "wish I was" guy. It would be great to not have to deal with women. Just blowjobs and vidya all day. I like to think I could fuck a tranny but I would probably chicken out and a relationship is out of the question. Alas, I am chemically doomed to the inferior sex
Anonymous No.211988654
>>211974332
Its a pun
Anonymous No.211988711
>>211981175
About what? Patrice and Ant got along great, i think Ant wanted to give it a try, maybe he didn't like it as much as Jimmy and went back to hunting for young girls.
Patrice wasn't dating a 100% black woman, his girl was mixed.
Anonymous No.211988744
>>211981123
No straight woman wants to get cheated on with trannies, the little shit had some super hot comedian girlfriends too
Anonymous No.211988745 >>211988793
>>211988389
i'm a little over 7" and i don't think it's very big either. how tall is the tranny? maybe his height and man hands are making it seem smaller like it does with most non manlets.
Anonymous No.211988793 >>211989029
>>211988745
It doesn't matter what you think; you're wrong.
Anonymous No.211989029
>>211988793
eh. around 7"ish is like the smallest big dick. more above average than anything unless you have big girth.
Anonymous No.211989043
>>211987821
Trannies try harder. The good ones anyways. There’s been a debate since forever at who counts as true trans because gender dysphoria is very much a spectrum and people can go back and forth with how much of their fem/masc side they put forth.
Some people intersex formerly hermaphordite do have a mashup of female/male genitalia from birth, if you can imagine a the same biological abnormality happening in the brain it’s more understandable. If you want to get all spiritual and shit it opens up a huge conversation about the soul.
Anonymous No.211989580 >>211991869
Why are the o&a forums private now? Faggots.
Anonymous No.211989684 >>211989801
>>211978799
so fucking true, I wish someone told me this and I believed it. Nowadays, i just wanna fap to get the venom out and go back to my life and passions.
Anonymous No.211989801
>>211989684
what went wrong?
Anonymous No.211989926
>>211974073 (OP)
I don't care what people do in their private life. I hope he's happy.
but his latest YouTube special was a fucking disgrace. holy shit it was painful.

the whole thing was "my wife" jokes. holy fucking shit it was the most painful, unfunniest thing I ever heard.
my wife this, my wife that. holy shit man WTF was that shit?
Anonymous No.211990019
>>211974145
>she
Anonymous No.211990044
>>211975053
>wife
Anonymous No.211990126 >>211990631
>>211985106
uptight chud. my gf's tongue in mine is amazing. live a little
Anonymous No.211990631 >>211990804
>>211990126
What happens if you need to fart? Do you have a code word like a safe word?
Anonymous No.211990804 >>211991408 >>211991535
>>211990631
who farts during intimacy?
Anonymous No.211990934 >>211990978
Fewer men would be into trannies if we called them men with tits rather than chicks with dicks
Anonymous No.211990978 >>211991122
>>211990934
because most of them have no tits either
Anonymous No.211991122
>>211990978
What because
Anonymous No.211991135
>>211984357
A gay virgin. Talk about a unicorn. Good job, Fez
Anonymous No.211991212 >>211991266 >>211999488
Anonymous No.211991266
>>211991212
Bobo won
Anonymous No.211991280 >>211991381
>>211985779
I'm estimating 7 inches by 5 inches
Anonymous No.211991381 >>211991434
>>211991280
is she really tall or something i swear i'm seeing closer to 6.5" with thinner girth. maybe i'm just a porn addict and too used to seeing giant dicks all the time.
Anonymous No.211991408 >>211991980
>>211990804
You never cut one thrusting? Or have a chick cut one pounding her vag? There’s a lot of compressed air going on down there
Anonymous No.211991434 >>211992023
>>211991381
It's a large hand attached to a taller person so I increased my estimate. I think she's over 6 ft
Anonymous No.211991535
>>211990804
Google why the band Korn named their band that way....
( yes. it's about a guy licking butt and corn upset stomach involved)
Anonymous No.211991595
>>211978799
I hear this a lot but maybe you guys are going for just ugly trannies irl. I’d only do it with a genuinely petite and passing one who looks just like a girl.
Anonymous No.211991869 >>211992922
>>211989580
It's back up for public viewing but registration is still on lockdown for some reason. I knew the answers to the seekrit club questions too.
Anonymous No.211991980 >>211992050
>>211991408
This. Nothin more American than letting loose a big ole stinky mid coitus. Bout as American as a pair of jeans that fit just right. And that fit let’s ya squeeze the perfect stinky into those too.
Anonymous No.211992023 >>211992623
>>211991434
huge bitch then. i guess 7"x5" could look like that on someone that tall.
Anonymous No.211992050
>>211991980
It’s not a dealbreaker but changes the mood a bit.
Anonymous No.211992623
>>211992023
In our procedure we must also ensure we estimate length from a cumshot clip, as it's in such a case that it's most likely the cock is fullest of blood and extended to it's maximum length.
Anonymous No.211992922
>>211991869
spill it shit dick. How many anons you think are going to migrate?
Anonymous No.211993024 >>211993159 >>211993405
>check trans girl porn
>already lets try ella hollywood
>piss
>ass licking
>get soft instantly
I give up
Anonymous No.211993159 >>211993269 >>211993405
>>211993024
yeah all tranny porn sucks in my opinion. some cute trannies but the porn all sucks, just like all irl gay porn. it's almost all vile and awful.
Anonymous No.211993269 >>211993405
>>211993159
Gay porn is awful. There are two types, gross bears punching each other in the tits and the most boring vanilla studio shit you've ever seen. Men are coomers by default and fags are extra degenerate. Shouldn't gay porn be the most rich and creative genre?
Anonymous No.211993405 >>212004651 >>212006606
>>211993024
>>211993159
>>211993269
goesn't help grooby stuff is hard to find downloads for now
THE_JEWS_KILLED_JESUS CHRIST No.211995256
>>211979275
Vagina doesn't have SHIT inside of it.
>>211980304
Good thing you don't harbor dissonance, huh? Retard.
>>211984974
>Is bouncing on a rubber dick gay?
100% fag shit, how is this a question?
>>211985860
>I work construction
Lol, faggot's larping a "manly" profession to try and pretend people aren't repulsed by fags. Why not Injun Chief, biker, or sailor, faggot?
Anonymous No.211995988
>>211975688
Poopnoodle is a myth. Been debunked.
Anonymous No.211997183
>>211976211
Makes sense t b h. It's probably a lot of effort to do anal without literally shitting the bed every time
Anonymous No.211999488
>>211991212
is it kino to go to baseball games alone?
Anonymous No.211999542
>>211974073 (OP)
I came so close to banging a hawt Filipino tranny, but then I thought to myself what would my ancestors think if they could see me doing that shit. Also, I have post-coital shame fucking regular hookers, so banging a troon one would be extra bad.
Anonymous No.212001356
>>211974073 (OP)
>look it up
>it's real
How can someone be famous and have to marry a transgender? Aren't there so many women out there who love celebrities? All he would have to say is "I'm famous, I'm known for [X]" and you will get a wife within a day. Is it really that hard in the dating world?
Anonymous No.212001550
>222 replies
why is this zilch so popular here? You niggas must be old as fuck like me
Anonymous No.212001739
>>211975237
Actually she straddles your face and you choke on girldick. Then she cries and you have to hug her and tell her she looks good and stuff.

>source: my gf
Anonymous No.212001774 >>212006082
>>211974073 (OP)
I always liked him and his characters on O&A and couldn't believe how fucking awful his stand-up was. Then it turned out that he was a back-stabbing two-faced cunt and now I can't stand him.
Anonymous No.212001878
>>211975269
>its tighter
Fag cope.
Anonymous No.212003504
>>211981205
You should have been my lawyer. I would have gotten off, twice.
Anonymous No.212004522
>>211975922
The lore of coomia and the sphere hunter dude is hilarious.
Anonymous No.212004623
>>211974073 (OP)
Кpacивий вeликий i cмaчний пeнic!
Anonymous No.212004651
>>211993405
>Grooby
they asked me to pose for them 20 years ago and I declined in favor of camehoreing proto-only fans style. now I’m fighting hun status
Anonymous No.212004879
>>211974073 (OP)
What the fuck...
Anonymous No.212006082
>>212001774
His stand up is identical to the early show tapes they made fun of way back when. He thinks he's improved.
Anonymous No.212006357
>>211974073 (OP)
I knew there was a reason I always hated this faggot and never found any of his shit funny
The worst edgelord comedian possibly ever
Anonymous No.212006379
>>211974073 (OP)
>ironically
Kys
Anonymous No.212006391
>>211974257
How are things in Israel?
Anonymous No.212006606
>>211993405
some tastelet is constantly uploading more of their slop scenes to PL, always disappointing when all the new uploads are just trash