you hate it because its bold and different and not your by the numbers zombie slop

>>211975915 (OP)
It is zombie slop.

>>211975915 (OP)
I liked how it subverted the whole “zombies are mindless rage monsters” trope. Way too many zombie flicks have promoted vaguely racist and/or anti immigrant ideologies via othering the zombies and making them seem like an unstoppable horde that is actively trying to invade human spaces.

>>211975915 (OP)
They made a movie about Tamerlane?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciy_RJ2NePw

It's kino. If they do with the Jimmy Gang what I think they're going to do, then it's certified kino. i.e. the Jimmy Gang goes around fucking zombies because Jimmy Saville did necrophilia

It's ballsy, and brilliant. And Saville hasn't been properly explored as an entity in Britain

>dude like its different so therefore it must be good
why do so many fags use this as a defense, saw the same shit with crap like TLJ

It's the type of movie that only movie buffs and artists will appreciate. It's not entertaining if you're looking for a straight forward narrative and by the numbers film, which is what that 50% on Rotten Tomatoes who down voted were expecting. And that's fair enough. Who care if 50% don't like it? It's not for them. You need art literacy to fully appreciate the movie. Things like the heroes journey, or the mix of the profane with the sacred that they hit over and over and the deeper philosophy of death, or the cyclical nature of the human experience, it's not really engaging to the average movie goer

To them people like us who appreciated the movie are pretentious/art snobs. But really who cares?

>>211976946
I can see how audiences would be fucked off with it. It's a direct sequel, but tonally different than what came before because the director didn't want to put his ideas into another suit

I think people just don't like it because it wasn't advertised as a trilogy. Dunc kind of pissed me off because of that too

People were just filtered by the British cultural references like Savile.

>>211975915 (OP)
>>211976946

saw it in theaters after watching days and weeks a few days before
no one has yet to make a good argument against any of this:

>the intro is worse of the 3, not as intense as the second and not as iconic as the coma scene,
>the historical comparisons spliced into this, all the muh archery, muh old england, was ham fisted and embarrassing
>the intro to zombie land is clearly a rip off of last of us, garland was probably pissed at them for getting a more popular zombie slop and though he can do better
>they ruined a perfectly scary rage zombie with evolutions that make no sense, even worse than the "carrier" concept in the 2nd
>everyone is constantly doing the most retarded thing possible, how can the moneypenny chick in the first one have better PPE measures than the fucking surviours from 30 years later
>as soon as the kid and he cancer brain mom get into zombie land I knew the movie had either suspended all disbelief or ruined the tension
>the soldiers were poorly done, for garland who has such a hard on for realistic shooters and tactics these guys were completely retarded too, and if they had washed up on the shore why do they all have immaculate identical kits
>whole gas station scene makes no sense and looks way worse than the one in 28 days, and that was shot 25 years ago on digital
>the first one handled soldiers way better, so many opportunities to actually show the difference between isolated uk and the world and they make a botox joke
>as soon as stupid cancer brain mom held the hands of a fucking pregnant rage zombie for the gurl power moment I knew it was irredeemable, I think the only ones defending this movie are pretending this fucking zombie baby bullshit is not in the movie
>not killing fucking spin ripping samson when you get the chance wtf
>heres ur moms skull kid
>heres some power rangers to drive home how stupid and shit the movie, haha its all a laugh
>too long comment, fuck this movie and fuck you

sex with alphas

>>211977445
>no one has yet to make a good argument against any of this:

Just looks like a list of your subjective opinions presented as facts

>>211977445
>heres ur moms skull kid

That's totally believable in the scenario of how they all live, but every character was too connected to how we act today in the real world

>>211977564

Agreed. The same way people are split 50/50. Half rave for the movie, the other half hate it. Both are valid takes for casual viewers. But there's a reason critics like it, it has artistic and technical merit

>>211976222
>i.e. the Jimmy Gang goes around fucking zombies because Jimmy Saville did necrophilia
Would be fucking wild. We've already seen that they're into carving his name into people and leaving them hanging for zombies to eat.

>>211977445
>reposting this in every thread so you can get btfo over and over again
embarrassing display

It's funny how in this franchise the rest of the world is just like "whatever, fuck the UK" and just lets them be their own little post apocalyptic zombie world while the rest of the world is just being normal.

>>211977564
would you ever hold the hands of a rage zombie?
would you ever think that firing a weapon into a gas statin filled with aerosolized gases is a good way to save people? would you ever go into rage zombie land without some at least a rag for your mouth?

and the retard saying it has artistic and technical merit that is subjective, I am just looking at the script and asking very simple question

>>211977760
everyone in that one agreed with me or just spouted nonsense

>>211977787
>the rest of the world is just like "whatever, fuck the UK" and just lets them be their own little post apocalyptic zombie world while the rest of the world is just being normal

One unexpected thing about this movie is that it does make 28 Weeks Later canon. So the Americans canonically spent loads of effort and money and ended up with a catastrophe that spread to France. I guess it makes sense that after that nobody would bother / take the risk anymore

>>211977963
not really, in 28 weeks they say all the infected are dead, to the point kids can run around london safely, they also imply they stopped finding any survivors in the UK in 28 weeks, yet there is a whole bunch of villages now. 28 years also ignores the carrier type of infected and make up the alphas and worm eaters.

It would have made way more sense if there was like a carrier community on the main land that still could be attacked by rage zombies but would be turned and then the "pure" suriviours on the island.

Also if 28 weeks really went down the way it did, why would the world tolerate having survivor communities in the UK at all, they would have evacuated them carefully or nuked them.

>>211978168
I do agree that the outside world/ NATO seems organised and heavily armed, so why didn't they sustain a bombing campaign. The risk of spread (infected crows eating zombies, flying to france etc) was too great

>>211977804
>would you ever hold the hands of a rage zombie?

If I was some retarded woman? Hell yeah!

>>211976188
>Cold open is USSR opening his tomb and reading the inscription
>End/post credits shows his body being entombed again
Kino

I hope the big twist is that America is behind all of it kek

>>211976222
>he put young fathers in another movie
very cringe danny

Why are the random shipwrecked dudes decked out in like full on military gear?

>>211975915 (OP)
>the law states we can't have a real dick infront a kid so we made a giant one infront of a kid
???? Pedos???

>>211976222
>it's ballsy and brilliant
Please upload a selfie. I can already tell what you look like typing like that and would love to confirm it.

>>211978762
of course they are 28 children later

>>211978809

>>211975915 (OP)
>variant le mutated zombies
Passing it simply because of that

Why can't the zombies simply just be the bad guys anymore?

>>211977445
i have a theory about what happened and it actually makes perfect sense

garland was sitting there writing the script, about a dad and son embarking on a quest to train the boy and maybe meet a doctor to look at the mom, simple premise.

garland asked his wife to take a look at the script.

his wife walks in, takes a gander at the scripts tells him:
>its an okay script, ally, but ill tell you whats missing. i think they should leave the capable toxic father behind, because his just a cheating asshole like all men, and the son and mother should go out on their own and hmmmm how about his, how about the mom, despite being a crazed cluster B nutjob riddled with brain cancer, about half way through the movie, goes full yas queen to help another female zombie and then a giant jason momoa-looking zombie with a giant dick - which we will show, we will show this giant jason momoa penis a lot - chases her because the giant penised jason momoa zombie might look like an enraged psychopath but actually hes a loving father unlike that PIECE OF SHIT white man back at the house who cheated on me.......i mean her. i mean cheated on the mom. put that in!

and then alex garland proceeded to re-write half the movie

>>211978947
humans are literally the bad guys in these movies

>>211977445
>the intro is worse of the 3
I was expecting a graphic scene of the zombies ripping apart the room of kids, but it was literally just the blood splotch on the television set just like the trailer. It could've been extremely shocking. Maybe it'll be in a longer cut. At the same time, that shit is probably bad for the soul to see anyway.

>>211975915 (OP)
I don't hate it. I just got back from watching it and I thought was great. One of the best and most creative zombie movies ever made. Bizarre ending that doesn't really feel like it belongs with the rest of the movie though, should have been a post credits scene

>>211978969
>despite being a crazed cluster B nutjob riddled with brain cancer, about half way through the movie, goes full yas queen to help another female zombie and then a giant jason momoa-looking zombie with a giant dick - which we will show, we will show this giant jason momoa

actually loled

>>211979068
>Bizarre ending that doesn't really feel like it belongs with the rest of the movie though

Oh sweet summer child, if only you knew how fucked up the British honors system, the police, and Jimmy Savile is

>>211978707
Because they're doing military quarantine enforcement patrols of the most dangerous coastline on the planet, an island inhabited with bloodthirsty cannibal zombies.

>>211976074
The original movie already heavily implies that the zombies aren't so different from us, that was kind of the whole point of that movie, this just takes those themes further

>>211976946
It didn't even cross my mind while watching it that people wouldn't find this entertaining.

>>211977445
Those are to many points for to address, I lack the energy and autism required counter all that shit. Most of them are completely subjective anyway so whatever, except for the weird jimmy saville power rangers ending that I would never defend

>>211975915 (OP)
Im so happy its not like that dogshit 28 Weeks Later i.e. just a complete rehash

>>211978850
I genuinely think the creators got mogged by graphic novel "Crossed" and wanted their zombies to have a glowup for their movie.
>"Oh yea, does your infected have GIANT MEATY COCKS!? HA I DIDN"T THINK SO!"

>>211976946

>>211979533
Crossed is so fucking bad

>>211978168
Honestly bro, I really don't care. I don't need an exposition scene were they handwave all that shit away and you can sort of figure out how things work from the context (the mainland infected killed deer which explains how they avoided starvation, and there's the worm eating fellas too, they adapted)

Idk why people in this thread refer to the carriers as a "type of infected" or whatever, it's an irl thing that people can be asymptomatic carriers of diseases, it's not something the movie came up with.

Should I go see it?
There is a showing in like 45 minutes

>>211979689
yep jewish garbage

>>211978526
The treehugger dudes who freed those monkeys in the first movie didn't seem American

>>211979733
Go for it, I watched it just so I can shittalk about it online. I'm still waiting for an HD torrent on 1337x so more people can witness this trashfire in amazement and horror.

>>211978947
Zombie movies have been like this since before you were born retard. Night Of The Living Dead, the fucking OG, has the protagonist get George Floyded by the police at the end.

>>211979712
you said they made 28 weeks later canon, but in weeks they literally say all the infected starved, now you say, well they didn't all starve... and you dont care to defend your position after you realize you can't okay

I am fine with weeks not being canon because it was shit too

>>211979817
All I know is you never had the makings of a varsity athlete

>>211979127
I'm not british so yeah that shit went completely over my head but I still can't imagine it fitting the movie dramatically or tonally if I would know the context

>>211978969
yup this is actually 100% correct what happened, or some focus groups are like we need something for the 25-40 female demo, lets represent them with a crazed cluster b nutjob whole holds hands with zombies

>>211979957
Well the infected came back in Weeks and I guess they found a way to not starve this time. Or maybe there was a mutated strain or something. Who cares

>>211979733
It's kino so yes

>>211980094
there were a few thousand in weeks who all got fire bombed by the yanks now the whole uk is crawling with packs of them, I guess they could be breeding and shit but that just makes no sense, like how can a bunch of rage infected raise a baby, especially if the babys come out human. Anyways all this shit is not even the issue with the movie.

>>211979733
>Should I go see it?

If you liked the first one then you'll probably like it. Its only problem is that it has an ending that probably should have been a post credits sequence

>>211975915 (OP)
>zombie gets an iPad
Yeah
I’m finna pass on that shit

>>211980149
>muh kino
Why do you lie?

>Don’t fucking leave me!

>>211980374
>zombie gets an iPad
What does that mean?

>>211980287
if this movie spells the end of post credits scenes then it's the ultimate in kino

>You shouldn't like kill the zombies because they're not that bad or something and are showing some sentient traits
>Leave them alone, they slowly become more human, have basic societies and social behavior
>Now they're genuinely protected
>Now you have a quickly multiplying race of quasi humans that you have to tolerate
>Now you're expected to help them
>Now they are your problem and you spend all your time looking after them and turning a blind eye to their depredations
>Should have just exterminated them when you had the chance
Did I do a media literacy? Is this the message of the movie?

>>211980514

>movie is about a kid and his retarded mom traveling an expanse of land him and his capable father barely survived one day earlier
>infected are barely a threat after the boy and his dad go out into the mainland because the movie has to allow the son and mom to bumble around like idiots and survive
>infected now have "alphas" which are just giant hulked up, and apparently smart infected who have big cocks
>there are also fat infected that just crawl because...idk but they are fat and eat worms? somehow they got fat off that?
>kid who raged at his father for hooking up with someone else because his wife was deranged and abusive because of her brain cancer, and takes his mom and runs away with her, is not mad at all when a guy literally sedates and cooks his mom alive and boils her in acid and hands him her skull (literally, im not exaggerating thats what happens)
>suddenly this kid who has done nothing but bumble around and be saved by others and only had like 2 run ins with zombies thinks hes a super hardened badass who can travel the road by himself
>gets swarmed by zombies
>gets saved by tracksuit hooligans who beat the zombies up while doing backflips

nothing i have said is an exaggeration or lie. the movie fucking sucks.

>>211980579
jesus fucking christ

>>211980579
I swear someone is making these threads just to trigger this one specific autist who then spends half the thread replying to himself

>>211979817
>>211980149
>>211980287
Alright I'll report back in a couple hours if the thread is up
Thanks anons

>>211980579
>kid who raged at his father for hooking up with someone else because his wife was deranged and abusive because of her brain cancer, and takes his mom and runs away with her, is not mad at all when a guy literally sedates and cooks his mom alive and boils her in acid and hands him her skull (literally, im not exaggerating thats what happens)
You're just retarded, it made perfect sense dramatically and within the context of the movie. The kid has no reason to rage at the doctor because unlike with the father, he gently gives him 100% certainty that his mother will die painfully and that there is no cure for her cancer. He didn't have that knowledge and certainty before which is why he freaked out. The doctor teaches him to accept death too with the whole memento mori thing.

Really you're just stupid if you think there is anything wrong with this. It's kinda weird and crazy if you step back and look at it but it makes perfect sense in every way

>>211980807
Get the unlimited popcorn and soda. You'll need it to get through the slog.

>>211980857
btw the whole cooking in acid thing, it's really just a funeral with a different ritual. The doctor already explained what he was doing before and it was clearly kinda sweet and respectful, it only seems fucked up without context

>>211981052
How does unlimited popcorn and soda even work?

>>211979689
It's extremely good and anyone who disagrees hasn't read it. There are some shitty stories once all the guest writers start showing up but there are also some very good ones. Wish You Were Here alone shits all over anything else in the zombie genre.

>>211981052
fatty zombie detected

>>211980706
Literally every large post in this thread is a copypasta from an earlier thread. I don't know if it's triggered autists or pajeets trying to fit in but it's a grim tiding of what film discussion on this site is going to look like going forward.

>>211981052
Personally I would suggest drugs. It made the experience much more intense and the stupidity less relevant

>>211980857
>>211981125
>noooo you don't understand, the mother was supposed to leave and spend the next few weeks dying from cancer in miserable agony, assuming she doesn't lose her mind at the wrong time and get her son killed

>>211981163
At the AMC, they give it to you for ~$18. I burned through 3 servings of popcorn and drink refills, money well spent imo.
I don't know if Europoors have theaters like that, better or worse

>>211975915 (OP)
I'm surprised /tv/ didn't like this more considering it's a massive blockbuster with an all white cast

>>211977445
>>heres some power rangers to drive home how stupid and shit the movie, haha its all a laugh
At first I thought this scene was really out of the blue, but it's supposed to show that Jamie, despite being 28 years older has not matured, while our Main Protagonist has at the age of 12.

>>211981166
Garth Ennis had a good Punisher run and that's pretty much his only contribution. Crossed is ass.

>>211978969
>>211977445
garland has always been a faggot gigasimp

>>211981418
We don't, the concept is bizarre to me to the point where I cannot even imagine how it would work. Do you have to leave during the movie to get more popcorn? Do you have little helpers running around who get the popcorn for you?

Post the webm

>>211981418
Do the orderlies tour the cinema after picking up those who've passed out in diabetic comas?

>>211978969
You posted it again!

>>211981604
The best Crossed stories aren't written by Ennis but thank you for confirming you're just talking shit about things you've never read.

>>211975915 (OP)
Nah, I don't care about it at all since it's not zombies. Oh noes, sick people with the angry flu! So scary! Not.

>>211981675
You click a button next to your recliner which turns a dull red light on in the front, and after a short while a wageslave comes over to take your orders. I never had to leave; shit was AAA, probably why I even tolerated the movie.

>>211981787
There's a couple fatties, but most people that go to that kind of theater are usually skinny hipsters

>>211981928
Dystopian

Came from the cinema few hours ago watching this and thought it was alright, not as good and memorable to the point of being classic like first one, but still good.
Albeit there are things in the writing and the pacing that left me longing for more and the ending comes so abruptly and has that tonal thing that makes me think Boyle was having good time or he's going senile too finally.

>>211982133
Danny always seems like he's having a blast. I don't think we'll know when he's going senile or is still lucid.

>>211980374
literally

why was there a dong?
>captcha gay48

>>211981799
Take your meds.

>>211983478
Believe it or not, most men actually have penises beneath their clothing. To pretend that they aren't there is a lot weirder than admitting the truth

>>211983890
well why show it? cant underpants do fine?

>>211983890
loin cloth

>>211983921
>>211984009
>literally just filtered by nudity

Marvel thread is down the corridor

Movie was good, the ending was fucking hilarious. Lots of zoomers getting filtered due to lack of subway surfers or balding manlet in bottom left

>>211983921
>>211984009
The zombies are just humans literally "stripped down" to their most basic, primitive instincts. It makes sense thematically to have them naked and it also just plain makes sense, I mean who would be dressing these dudes? Certainly not themselves. If they wore loincloths we'd be asking "why are they wearing loincloths"

28 years of zombie slop
>viewers: i enjoyed some parts but it's shit overall. it tries to show something different from the previous two films. we were expecting some kino zombie slop but we got some frankestein "28 years" + "My Sister's Keeper" slop.
>contrarians: it's the best zombie film i've watched in my entire degenerate life. i like it because the irrational doctor-sick mom part makes everyone seethe and the ending!! Oh no no no, the ending makes people ask how some random british powerless rangers are not in tune with the impossibility of living in open spaces within the "28" universe. that THAT makes me want to support this film
>#RELEASE28MONTHS
>#GARLANDISTHEBEST
>#BOYLERULES
>#JODIEMILF

>>211984149
>
There was a guy crying over and over in multiple threads over the weekend that there was a pregnant zombie in the movie, because it's disgusting to him. Never mind that it's a zombie movie trope at this point. I guess this is the same person.

>>211985194
That's incredibly sad, even amerizombieflick Dawn of the Dead featured pregnant zombie mom 20 years ago.

>>211985331
That was a cool scene though.

It's a coming of age story, with background zombies.

>>211985194
>>211985499
personally idgaf about a preg zombie in 28 years it was the fact they just walked up right in front of it and touched it to the point of cutting an umbilical chord

>>211985584
Not much different from Dawn of the Dead.

>>211975915 (OP)
I thought it was pretty damn good but I haven’t seen the first two
The Swedish kid was great and should’ve been in longer

>>211985627
That bitch was tied down, while this one broke character in the stupidest way possible.

>>211985560
it's not that big

>>211985194
This is a lot more messed up

>>211985711
How did this break character?

>>211985824
rage zombies spew dangerous blood vomit at the slightest provocation that can instantly turn you, they are super infectious compared to the romaro zombies

>>211985824
A rabid zombie stops to give birth and lets humans casually take her baby. You absolute mong.

>>211985824
>infected blood everywhere
>raging rabid zombies turned docile
>bloody baby not instantly turned
Zack Snyder at least got this right.

Zack Snyder invented rapey zombies give him credit

>>211985998
>and lets humans casually take her baby.
Nah she attacks right after and gets shot in the head

>>211986216
>right after
You just proved my point, retard. Did you even watch the other movies? This made no sense in context.

>>211985584
The character who does this is dying from a brain tumor and she's so confused at times that she thinks her son is her father, it's literally an insane delusional character doing this while a sane character witnesses it happening and loses his shit and screams at them to stop

>>211977445
>>as soon as stupid cancer brain mom held the hands of a fucking pregnant rage zombie for the gurl power moment I knew it was irredeemable, I think the only ones defending this movie are pretending this fucking zombie baby bullshit is not in the movie
kek
Absolutely true. The faggots praising this shit never mention the baby or the birth.

>>211986269
>You just proved my point, retard
How?
>Did you even watch the other movies?
Yeah and they had no pregnant zombies in them

would you not get infected from fucking a zombie?

>>211985584
>>211985998
In 28 Days, the infected mon-keighs in the labs were given inhibitors. I think the rage can earnestly be suppressed in some circumstances.
Then again, covering for lore breaks with more lore breaks isn't my job and the writers should've had a better reason than just "Placenta Machines, Son!"

morphine, childbirth and possibly sex has been proven to sedate the infected and make them docile

>>211980514
So the whole thing is an allegory for Indians?

>>211986598
A raging zombie would not have waited to attack. Are you retarded or just a shill?

>>211981166
Only good Crossed is volume 1 and WYWH

>>211986659
its not even the rage, one flick of fluids, even if they are passive is enough and they are all bleeding all the time, and no one has any PPE

>>211987074
Who cares? Its never mattered in any of the other movies. Have you watched them?

>>211986598
Blood sprayed everywhere doesn't infect anyone anymore?

>>211987124
yeah where people are getting turned left and right by the smallest flick of fluid

>>211987124
>who cares
Classic zoomer brainrot response.

>>211987074
That's one of the lore breaks, but maybe they don't spit out blood when suppressed.
Honestly, it's stupid how survivors in 28 days, in the beginning at least, would wear gas masks, while the 28 years village dealing with these savages for years can't even wear the bare minimum like pic related.
More retards 5 years ago got better equipped and prepared for a fictitious virus (Covid-19) than these "Hunters."
Those niggers don't even wear thick leather to protect themselves from bites

>>211986808
I don't think just Indians but yes
It's about whites' excessive tendency to anthropomorphize lower forms of life and how it leads to destruction

>>211986855
It was busy giving birth, also the movie already heavily implied before that point that they had evolved into more than just mindless ragemonsters

>>211987405
These are retarded excuses for obvious plot holes.

>>211987156
It depends where the blood lands. It has to go inside you, just touching the blood doesn't infect you unless you have an open wound

>>211987156
It only infects you if it goes in your cuts, eyes, mouth, asshole, or dickhole.

>>211987527
Give me an actual counterargument then, should be easy if my excuses are so retarded

>>211987299
>>211987258
>>211987206
I mean logically everyone in these movies should be wearing covid style facemasks anytime they're anywhere near infected. I guess it would be terrible for seeing the actors faces though. I just cant image being autistic enough to actually get caught up on shit like this, how do you enjoy anything?

>>211987661
>how do you enjoy anything?

>>211987661
>You have to enjoy everything or else zoomies get offended.

>>211987631
>obvious plot holes
Your lame excuses don't really merit any deep analytical thought, anon.

>>211987661
in the first one they did wear masks in the opening which is enough for me i know they want to show faces, this one they dont even bother and if i send the whole movie rolling my eyes at how dumb and simultaneously contrived things are

>>211976946
>you're absolutely right. The sacred, and the propane

>>211975915 (OP)
>kill cams are bold and different
lmao its video game slop

>>211987748
Sorry Im just pointing out that your inability to suspend your disbelief for this might be indicative of autism

>>211987661
People are just malding over the movie being vaguely woke (emphasis on vaguely, it barely has any proper woke stuff but you know the drill), so they try to attack it with whatever kind of cinemasins bullshit they can get their hands in, or by just being plain dishonest and misrepresenting shit and taking things out of context

>>211987587
What about pores?

>>211987834
It did kinda remind me of the Fallout killcams

>>211987834
The first 1/3 did feel like a PS4 game walkthrough.

>>211987901
skin is always fine
Just don't huff, taste, or fuck an infected and you're A-OK

>>211987806
Its totally consistent for the standards of the franchise. Sick of this Discord raid already

>>211987806
The guys in the first movie were chopping up zombies with machetes, they didn't have ranged weapons aside from those firebombs

>>211987848
You have very poor media literacy if you think suspension of disbelief means being a fucking retard.

>>211985627
>Not much different from Dawn of the Dead.
In Dawn of the Dead you wouldn't turn into a zombie in 10 seconds from any drop of anything into even a scratch. You'd only get it from bites.

Like if her hand had any open wounds or scratches or anything when she decided to start handling the baby and cord, she was at risk of becoming infected and killing them in a few seconds. It took days or weeks even if you did get bit.

>>211988078
BRRAAAAAAAP

Thats what I think of your post Sergio

>>211987124
>Its never mattered in any of the other movies.

>>211988113
Nigga she has a brain tumor that turned her into a retarded schizo, she literally thought her thirteen year old son was her father. She wasn't a rational character, all the other characters are shown being extremely careful though.

>>211988113
>>211988292
Not to mention she knew she had cancer and not long to live for anyways, which is when people can act.. like nothing matters anymore.

>>211988078
Retardo I already pointed out that by your own logic everyone in these films should be wearing a facemask at basically all times, and how dumb that would actually be. You have zero counter argument to this so you just deflected with le epic reddit wojak

>>211988362
see>>211988234

>>211988329
She is still very protective of her son though, but she just tends to completely lose touch with reality. She probably didn't even realise she was helping a zombie, she just saw a woman giving birth and her instinct took over

>>211988419
See >>211988362

>>211988234
>>211988419
Why wasn't that character wearing goggles + a facemask, this means 28 days later is a terrible movie

>>211988527
>Its never mattered in any of the other movies.
So movies shouldn't be consistent anymore, retard?

>>211988519
Only zoomies are this obsessed over facemasks. The whole point was that the infected spread crazy fast which was completely ignored in this movie.

>>211988527
tbf, if he was still wearing his R6 Rook Cosplay, he would definitely still be alive

>>211988617
So you're just making up criticism you don't believe in or actually are autistic?

>>211988617
See:
>>211988234
>>211987994
Its not even consistent within the same movie. What are you even trying to argue at this point?

>>211988617
They are consistent. One character being retarded because of literal brain cancer and lucking out of not getting infected doesnt mean these movies are inconsistent

These threads are something else.

>>211987793
I accept your concession

I'm all for realism in movies, but I wouldn't fret a detail like face masks. The actors were good and were able to convey realistic emotions, even the kid. Although it wouldn't matter to see their faces during the action sequences. But as another anon mentioned they are using ranged weapons so splatter wouldn't be problem. Wouldve been neat if the eccentric european ninjas had like power ranger masks.

>you see that fire over the hill?
>the nicest man ever lives there

>>211988778
see>>211988671

>>211988789
The roid rage zombies were not consistent. Are you mentally handicapped?

>>211989148
see >>211987405

>>211979733
>>211979817
>>211980149
>>211980287
>>211981052
I liked it.
You can tell Alex Garland wrote it with the
>men bad
Shit but at the end of the day it's a story about a boy growing up and learning to accept death and it's done in a heartfelt way
It made me feel something which is more than I can see about 99% of movies that come out now

I do think the Jimmy Savile shit should've probably been a midcredits scene because it's total whiplash. I thought it was funny though.

>>211989106
>fictional disease that can rapidly transform someone from a drop of blood
>in real life nobody would go out without full biohazard suit on in this situation
>characters still do anyway because that would be dumb for a movie
>insist over and over that you cant possibly suspend your disbelief on something like this

Is it just autism then?

>>211976222
you know things are grim when the end of the world looks so beautiful and inspiring you wish it would actually happen

>>211989345
See ya tomorrow when your brain gives up processing the bullshit.

>>211989409
You know it wouldn't be so bad if the movie itself was consistent.
But Ralph Fiennes covers his face in a mask and his body in iodine because he's so worried about infection.
Somehow Isla delivers a baby without a single drop of blood or vaginal fluid getting on her or the baby.

>>211989511
When does Fiennes wear a mask or cover himself in iodine because he's "worried about infection"? Did you watch the movie? He's quite clear about that

>>211989615
The entire movie?
he says it's a prophylactic

>>211989647
He says it keeps the zombies away, he says it outright.

>>211989300
see>>211988078

>>211989511
>Somehow Isla delivers a baby without a single drop of blood or vaginal fluid getting on her or the baby.

Its only a problem if it goes into eyes mouth or open wound though. It can go on your hands and all over your clothes. That's shown happening all the time. I dunno about the baby I'd have to watch it again

>>211989681
He says he wears it as a prophylactic.
Iodine is used IRL as an antibacterial/antiviral.
It's not that complicated anon.

>>211989429
It's basically Avatar all over again.

>>211989717
Also when the fuck does he wear a mask

>>211989739
Babies usually swallow blood and birthing liquids, of course you incels who give this movie a pass can't grasp this.

>>211989739
The baby comes out covered in blood and vaginal fluids and with its eyes/mouth open.
We see in the original movie that one drop in Gleeson's eyes was enough to infected him
Unless for some reason her vagina/uterus is a sterile environment...

>>211989742
He says outright that it's a repellant

>>211989768
see>>211988671

>>211989802
I just watched the movie anon. He says its a prophylactic.

>>211987877
Are you the same retard in every thread psychoanalyzing people for pointing out the obvious deficiencies of this ridiculous movie? What the fuck is wrong with you? We tell you what is wrong with it but you don't listen and go back to psychoanalysis.

>>211989615
>>211989848
He also says it "keeps them away." Also, he doesn't wear a mask.

>>211989802
>>211989848
Even AI that hasn't watched the movie understood it better than you.

>>211989796
>>211989800
In the Universe of 28 Days Later, babies have a 28 Day immunity period from the Rage virus

>>211989800
Yeah it makes no sense I guess

I don't think it ruins the movie thougheverbeit. I can forgive that one minor cockup, put it in the imdb goofs section if it bothers you

>>211989890
Nigger he is wearing a mask the first time he is on screen. Both in the flashback and when he neutralizes Samson. He takes it off immediately, yes.

>>211989896
Wrong.

>>211989869
I only just saw the movie and this is my first 28 years later thread so no I am not that guy

>this movie
It’s trash.

Its intro into the world is great. Except the dumbass found footage pieces. After the first arc, the dumbass kid frames the movie that the dad is the bad guy. Spergs out and leaves with his dementia mom, despite literally knowing nothing of the world the day before.we get to see more zombie dick. Some random baby being born, brain dead mom vibes with a zombie for some dumbass reason. Random guy with gun dies as he quickly as he appears.

Medicine doctor man is completely insane, and turns into a completely different movie.

It then turns into another movie at the end.

It’s just wildly inconsistent, random, contradictory, and has no tangible plot other than the kid is stupid

>>211975915 (OP)
it had chavs doing ninja flips and karate movies. any argument you make is completely invalidated by this.

>>211989965
He does say it keeps them away

>>211989965
>antiviral prophylactic which would help explain how Kelson can handle infected bodies without contracting the virus

Literally in the image you posted
There is nowhere in any of the movies that suggest they have an advanced sense of smell btw
ATJ and the kid hide in the attic literally feet above a bunch of infected including an alpha

>>211989924
It absolutely ruined the chance to see a zombie baby scurrying around doing backflips and infecting people, something even Zack Snyder shied away from.

>>211990040
I'm going on the fucking script, he says it keeps them away. Cajoling the AI won't change that fact.

>son your mother has advanced early onset dementia and she is likely going to die from it

That's all he had to say to stop him from going on a trip across Britain

>>211989490
>somebody actually had an emotional response to a piece of media

AAAAAIIIEE SHUT IT DOWN HELP ME MARVELMAN

>>211989948
Tell me about Kelson. Why does he wear the mask?

>>211990041
Watch Braindead

Btw did anyone else think of this scene when the tracksuit guy showed up at the end?

>>211989746
avatar gave me a similar feeling, but there's something even more appealing about reverting to a completely animalistic stage without language or tools

My favorite part about the original movie is that its' set in London.
Any chance the either sequel will go back to an overgrown London?

>"take this back to your settlement, you are the only hope for the preservation of the white race"

How do they let Garland get away with this shit? Are the studio executives just not checking at all?

>>211990258
Didn't notice how jacked Ralph is
Dude is like 60 years old

>>211986659
monkeys. The fuck you doing using that 40k term instead of monkey

>>211989800
Placenta nigga, doc says it's a miracle drug and he's never wrong.

How do the infected survive winter?
How do the infected raise children especially infants? Even if the infants are infected with rage at birth, does the mother infected breastfeed it? Where do they get good that the infant can eat to grow and age? Babies are basically retards until they're 2+ years old and even then they can't fully move and coordinate on their own until past that.
How are so many of the infected so young? It's 28 YEARS later, so these had to be newer infected on an Island that was essentially completely depopulated after the first outbreak in 28 Days Later. Remember that in 28 weeks so many millions of people died on the british Isles that they had to bring back all the brits that lived overseas just to start repopulating the country, and they were confined to one small part of London called the City of London, only a couple thousand people were even living there at the point of the second outbreak.

So how are there just packs of infected roaming around everywhere in Britain? Wouldn't the Island still basically be empty? Ok let's just pretend that the infected evolved a way to survive not starving to death over the years, fine but they would have definitely still starved to death following the second outbreak since britain was already wasted and without any wildlife or other shit to eat after the first outbreak. So somehow the infected which are shown in the movie to be extremely primitive, splashing in a stream drinking water with their hands, eating deer because that's the only thing they can do is run around and clobber deer to death with their hands to eat.

Then there's the worm guys. How do they survive? Worms have hardly any calories, certainly not enough to sustain a person nor do they have the calories or nutrients for a person to survive off them alone. Their bodies would just shut down over time, just like what happens if you tried to eat just rabbits to survive, only worms are worse than rabbits.

>>211990450
Placenta wouldn't change anything because it's not filtering blood that gets into his eyes or mouth

If I was being as charitable as possible I would say that the baby is immune because it had time to developed antibodies against the rage virus before it had a functioning endocrine system

>>211990172
also i haven't really seen it talked about but the emphasis put on how Spike's father (along with pretty much everyone else in the village) was a liar makes me think. the infected communicate entirely through body language, that's why there are several shots where an infected stands in the distance watching for a few moments before giving chase. i feel like there's something to say about how flawed spoken language actually is when you can just believe your own eyes

>>211990543
PLACENTA
NIGGA

Doctor says so and he's never ever wrong.

I understand that the NATO dudes were unprepared for a landing but very surprised Garland made them totally retarded. Kinda shame they didn’t play more of a role but wouldn’t have fit the story.

>>211990258
>take this DEH back to your settlement

>>211975991
fpbp
Zombieslop has always been boring

>>211990655
The placenta makes sense when it's in utero. It doesn't make sense during birthing.
Look up Rhesus Factor because that's where they're getting that idea from.

>>211978969
Not only is it zombieslop, it's gay feminized zombieslop.

>>211990687
I haven't looked into it but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that they added those characters in reshoots after complaints the movie didn't have enough action in the latter half. At least the first scene with them in the tunnel.

>>211980514
>Premise of the movie is that Hitler was right
Bold.

>>211981265
I'll take copypastas over retards pretending to like slop.

Can someone please tell Danny Boyle that shooting on consumer grade equipment is ruining his fucking movies
It ruined 28 Days Later and it ruins this movie
Just buy an Alexa or whatever if you want something compact. It's not like your Iphone rig was that tiny.

>>211987661

>>211990479
Of course this is all downstream of the fact that zombies would just eat each other
>no they only eat the living
They are alive, everything about them is just as alive as humans except on some metaphysical level. The heart pumps blood through their veins to their muscles so they can walk, they breathe etc

>>211991077
you are a hylic who is spiritually damned

>>211975915 (OP)
>Bold
>Different
>3rd entry in a series about zombies

>>211990727
lmao

>>211990687
Not much you can do when alpha materializes out of the ether and rips your head of

>>211990687
>if you get shipwrecked on the island you might as well kill yourself because we're not coming to save you

who would take that shit assignment?

>>211991099
>he thinks its specifically about facemasks

whooosh

Torrent when my niggers? How long does it usually take to release on Amazon/Netflix/web rip?

>>211991233
It's usually about a month now between theater and streaming but it kind of depends on how it does theatrically. 28 Years is doing pretty good so far so there is a good chance it takes 2-3 months.

>>211991187
Also I mean is it really that hard to do a quarantine. Have them totally isolated from everyone for 2 weeks, then check their blood. It's not like it's even that hard to tell. They would absolutely bring their soldiers back. And also they've been watching that colony for 28 years. They must be pretty certain by now they're not zombies. They could start slowly and cautiously extracting them. Also it wouldn't be any risk to airdrop machine guns and ammo and medical and building supplies to them. But apparently they just want to watch the Colliseum experience.

>>211991276
being "left to die" is part of the thematic intent

>>211991276
The rage virus seems to turn people in less than 5 minutes. In real life it would burn itself out really fast because you know immediately if someone is infected or not.

>>211991276
Prolly cuz of the risk of being an asymptomatic carrier or some shit like the prior movie

>>211991276
>But apparently they just want to watch the Colliseum experience

They better not do some hunger games shit for the third one where the whole world is watching post apocalyptic UK on TV. DONT DO IT GARLAND

>>211991103
I mean that's the thing about 28 "zombies" they are still just humans. They aren't the dead arisen, supernatural or whatever, they are just people that are very very angry and mindless. They would still need water, and a lot of it since they spend so much time running around. They would need far more calories than an uninfected human would need, considering their bodies seem to be running on pure adrenaline all the time and would thus need far more energy intake in order to sustain it.

So it just makes no sense, it's a dumb zombie franchise because the zombies are actually more nonsensical than your typical rise from the dead zombies stumbling around slowly.

>>211991276
It would not surprise me if it's revealed in the next movie that the people remaining in the UK intentionally chose to stay. Because it's such an Alex Garland thing to do as a Brexit metaphor.

>>211975915 (OP)
It is borderline YA slop.

>>211991415
>you mean i have to... le hunt?
>i would literally die without mcdonalds!
grim

>>211991202
You are a mental midget if you don't see 28 Years Later as an allegory for Covid.

>>211991451
What does that mean?

Savile-bros...

>>211975915 (OP)
>you hate it because its bold and different and not your by the numbers zombie slop
leftists are just angry because its doing well at the box office its nothing new

>>211991398
This stupid motherfucker hasn't even watched the movies kek

>>211991626
What are you talking about?

>>211991398
Saying 5 mins for a virus that infects you in seconds is a telltale sign of being a bandwagoner.

>>211991398
i continue to be amazed at just how retarded the average normalfag is

>>211991832
Being a pedant is why you have no friends.

>>211991926
It just means you're a poser lmao.
Just watch the movies hahahaha, it's on the internet.
28 Days and Weeks are pretty good.

>>211991415
So it would work for a couple days and then they'd all be dead
That means, ironically, it's the whole ...28 [X] later part that is especially unrealistic. Movies without the time lag would be more realistic.

>>211991521
Greatest Mexican invention

>>211991620
Leftists? I thought it was supposed to be chuds? Why are leftists angry

>>211991626
>>211991832
>>211991899
Are these all the same person

>>211992285
Yes

>>211975915 (OP)
the fuck did I say, huh?
no more fucking threads until the torrents are up you sick fuck, cinema enjoyers are retarded, we only pirate now, bankrupt the movie industry.

>>211992255
>Why are leftists angry

theyre pissed that its about a peaceful white community being menaced by a creepy "invader". Its just Garland sneaking in his anti immigration views but they normally give him a pass for it

>>211992302
I'd rather enjoy discussing with Theaterbros than having to listen to the drivel from impoverished 3rd worlders.

>>211992255
>Why are leftists angry
Not enough giant Jason Momoa penis.

>>211992214
They just could have had the infected "evolve" in 28 years later instead of being the same naked retards just running around chasing people. Would have been more interesting if they were like tribal humans that learned to use tools but are still extremely aggressive and do what they can to hunt down non infected people to turn them.

>>211978168
They showed 28 weeks later clips in the movie. It's canon. The infected we see are living in the countryside and eat animals. They have clearly evolved since 28 weeks later.

>>211992742
Based and Poots pilled.

>>211979928
You’re such a disingenuous cunt. There’s a difference between fucking cops killing Ben in Night and any zombie film released in the past 30 years that puts the zombies in the background to human conflict or antagonists.