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What are the best movies about bodyguards?

>>211983425 (OP)
He has a neck tattoo so he must be tough

>>211983425 (OP)
The one I hired to protect me from all the girls attracted to me after I told them I'm not a feminist

The Bodyguard with Whitney Houston is surprisingly pretty good and holds its own narrative well.

Clint's best IMO

>>211983425 (OP)
Why is she making that face

>>211983730
Her weakness is BWC

>>211983730
She's being condescending to a white woman. Literally

>>211983730
Alien Resurrection reference

>>211983425 (OP)
What is this from

>>211983425 (OP)
That guy is unironically not trained for the job. Look at his movements. He's slow and has tunnel vision. He looks tough at a glance because of the ridiculous throatgoat tattoo but closer observation proves he's untested and not ready.

For example observe some other bodyguards or even better a secret service agentthe MALE agents. Hopefully no one does anything to rachel while he's around because the culprit will achieve their goal while he's standing back there escalating.

>>211985631
I haven't seen Snow White or anything she's in but between this video and the head tilt video she seems like such a disingenuous twat. Probably overacts everything

>>211985631
QRD?

>>211983425 (OP)
new 'jak just dropped

>>211983425 (OP)
Ironically the most famous movie about bodyguards (The Bodyguard) sucks.

>>211983425 (OP)
>>211985631
>Zegler ready do deploy Chud Destroyer at any single of trouble

>>211985980
Chatgpt how can we help this guy? Grok give him a qrd.

>>211983425 (OP)
>being a celeb and your gf is also a celeb
>thinking there isn’t a 90% chance that she’s not gonna be her coochie destroyed by her giant buff security guards
That’s why everyone’s laughing at Travis Scott now.

>>211983536
>>211986186
The duality of man

>>211986186
Soundtrack was cool tho

>>211985631
>>211985976
>>211985980
Rachel Zegler Goes 'Gentle Parenting' on Fans in Heated Situation Involving Bodyguard: 'Queen Energy'

Rachel Zegler is being praised for leaping to the defense of the man whose job is to protect her
>The actress was forced to intervene at the stage door for the "Evita" production in London when an autograph signing session went wrong. >However, rather than get heated, Zegler handled it with grace.
>When the fan answered back that it was 'too much, no need to shove,' the West Side Story star stood firm
>He works here and he's helping me, because crowds are very intimidating,' the People's Choice Award winner said.

>When the autograph seeker pushed back with words not quite intelligible on the clip she said, 'I know babe, and I love you so much, but please don't disrespect my Danny, mmkay?'

Zegler's graceful response earned cheers from the crowd. Clearly moved, she gave a playful side-eye before returning to signing autographs.

>>211985976
>Probably overacts everything

>>211985631
She has such retarded body language/hand movements I wouldn't be surprised if she has a medical condition and is using meds to cope.

>>211985814
He’s had a reputation for being a bit of an overly zealous bellend for a while as he works a lot of the London shows with big stars. But most of the people I’ve heard complaining about him are parasitic autograph dealers and their problem is him keeping them away after shows they didn’t even attend, so maybe he’s actually alright. He does come across as a bit of a poser and tosser in some of the videos and pictures though

>>211983826
It was a man and he was being a screechy twat to be fair

>>211985631
I like her being so feminine in contrast to his hard masculinity. She looks like she's trying to de-escalate a situation before her protective husband does it for her. I like the vibe. And the language she uses.
>my Danny
Hot. I forgive Rachel for showing she can be sweet and soft and supportive and cute.

I like the aesthetic beauty of delicate looking women and their visibly strong boyfriends/husbands.

>>211990144
Most pathetic post I've seen in a while.

>>211990256
I guess by your standard I should be digging after her forever and on behalf of men everywhere because she said some stupid crap about a movie I don't care about, right? No thank you.

>>211985976
I watched snow white and her facial expressions are very weird and retarded looking

>>211990357
Big incel energy

>>211986186
>AAAANNNNNDDDDD

>>211990546
Who even cares what you think?

>>211983425 (OP)
Its more like a mini-series and not a movie but its pretty kino

>>211983425 (OP)
The dick must be really good

In fairness to Rachael you guys probably sent her death threats for like a year over her princess kids movie.

>>211985631
>>211988066
Does anyone else feel like this is staged? There are allegedly throngs of her "fans" right behind the camera, but we can't see what's behind the camera so there could be absolutely nobody there.

>>211991808
of course it's fucking staged.

>>211991808
I walked past the palladium a few nights ago and saw the size of the crowd, so no

>>211991070
oops meant for
>>211990144

>>211991879
Sure you did, Rachel

>>211991879
Oh I'll just take your word for it then

>>211990144
>sweet and soft and supportive and cute.
Funny how women with even the most obnoxious and repulsive personalities all get this way around muscular, handsome men.

>>211991879
>saw the size of the crowd

>>211983425 (OP)
i don't think ive ever seen, heard of, or met a bodyguard/bouncer that didn't deserve to get beaten severely before being raped to death. absolute mongs that are too retarded, violent, and lacking in impulse control to even make it onto a police force somewhere. just look at this faggot's neck tattoo.

>>211983464
Its actually a bar code and it was a bitch to scan at self check-out

>>211991767
Kek

>>211993401
They are the human equivalent to pitbulls

>>211993749
yea that's exactly what they are, right down to being just barely controlled on a leash by a real human until the leash slips and they lash out and attack the nearest person they make eye contact with.

>>211993749
jesus, a couple of these fags look like they got brain damage. what's the story here, looks like the footage is from 2018 so it must have gone to trial already

>>211994198
well, everyone is white and the offender is a big bald ogre, so it's almost certainly in a slavic region, meaning he either wasn't charged at all or he got black bagged because one of the people he knocked out was related to someone important.

>>211994294
i was thinking that too, but it looks like a gay bar so it could be greece or some other med country too.

>>211994477
>but it looks like a gay bar
oh shit i didn't even notice lmao, i just saw women and assumed it was just a terrible ratio'd sausagefest but those dudes are actually touchy feely so it's a literal sausagefest.

>>211988066
>Evita
>blonde firebrand that wants to be a heroine to the poor
>literal Daenerys prototype
>played by some brown Colombian
Why do they keep miscasting this girl in these roles?
First Snow White now this.
Is it some form of trolling?

The whole arc of this person's life is that she dressed in Christian Dior and looked very much like a fashionable high society lady but wasn't actually one of them. She's horribly miscast, again.

>>211983425 (OP)
PR Stunt (2025)

>>211994477
>multiple fistings in gay bar
Seems unlikely.

i'm famous and i'm my own bodyguard

>>211983425 (OP)
Man under Fire, Denzelkino

>>211993749
>>211994198
>>211994294
>>211994477
>>211994599
i tried my best to find out more, apparently it was in russia (as expected) and the guy was a former cop who got fired from the job. he said he just came there to beat up fags (sure thing bud). his wife (remember he was in a gay bar) complained about domestic violence couldn't find anything on the two seriously knocked out guys beyond the fact that they got "skull fractures". nor the resolution of the case, it just said he could "face up to 8 years"
https://www.tambov.kp.ru/daily/26872/3914915/
https://www.yaplakal.com/forum1/topic1833977.html
https://www.onlinetambov.ru/news/incident/na-federalnom-kanale-rasskazali-podrobnosti-massovoy-draki-v-nochnom-klube-v-tts-galereya/

tl;dr

>former cop
>at a gay bar
>told investigators he went there to beat up fags but this happened at 5 am and you can see him dancing in the video
>had a wife whom he abused

>>211985631
So what if the person she's talking to decided to pull a knife and lunge at her? Why is the fucking pussy stood behind her after he got heckled by some people lmao

>>211985814
the fact he's stood behind her whilst she's infront of the "fans" who were pushing and shouting says it all

>>211995629
kek, as it was written.

>>211983544
you have a rendezvous with my ass mother FUCKER

>>211993749
why are the men just standing there waiting to get knocked out? after he hits the third guy you can see hes not going to stop so you either leave or go after him. you dont have to fight fair i would have hit him from behind but none of the guys even fought back

edit: just watched it again and it looks like a fag bar. most of the "guys" have their arms around other "guys"

>>211983790
built for it

>>211985631
need his nude

>>211994654
Stage shows have never cared for accurate casting.