https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-7nun1ZApQ
It's up

Honestly kino

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

>>211985542
To snort cocain off a hookers ass

>>211986561
Imagine all the con fangirl pussy he amassed through the years. He's still doing it.
>b-but he's a cuck!
It's almost as if James himself is (surprise surprise) actually a good actor and the awkward autistic "real James" we know is but another creation, another character within the rolfeverse.
He somehow managed to build a fake persona that "the world" knows, this nerdy, naive and innocent guy who's obsessed with nostalgia and comfy 80s feels.
And yeah he likes that, but the whole "nice guy" is a facade, he's actually a shark. For those who actually know James, they know he's a party guy and used to do drugs and alcohol a lot during college. He's also a womanizer.
>b-but he's a cuck
Another one of James' tricks. I don't know if the guy was playing 4D, or if it was just a coincidence, but I think it's more the former.
He WANTS people to meme about him being a cuck loser, etc. So that nobody will blink an eye when he's talking con babes to bed.
I've seen it. People have seen it. Nobody says anything.
James doesn't fuck around.
By the way Mike had to be put on medication because James basically put all the weight of Cinemassacre on him during the AVGN movie production and after. People thought Mike wanted to "take over"; but he was actually sleepeless, trying to please James, while he was away fucking fangirls and living like a rockstar, kek.

>ywm receive an artesanal painting of 1954 Godzilla made by a sweet kinda shy and awkward girl who is a fan of you and loves you enough to know how much of a godzilla fan you are and even made it for you, something that probably took many hours of work and love
Honestly? I'll still keep memeing about him going bald and all the reddit stuff but I must admit he already won a while ago.

>>211987935
He likely forgot about the painting mere minutes later and promptly proceeded to get that girl back to his hotel room.

>>211987935
I'm bald and don't even like Godzilla.

douge won.

>No more Board James
>No Erin Plays OF

>>211988282
>I don't even like Godzilla
That's why you're bald.

I dont care what anyone says James is still awesome.

>>211985017 (OP)
>metroid
>avgn
Based but he didn't play it as a kid did he? He would have covered it years ago so this is gonna be another episode written by the fat squad?
Or are they future endeavored?
>
So many questions

>>211988356
Based beyond belief anon

>>211987764
Is it worse to have good hair and go bald or never have good hair to begin with?

>poopy shit fuck! This game is poopy!
give it up already you bald retard

>>211988557
It doesn't really matter, but the worst type of bald is balding in high school, but not having access to razors to shave your head.

>>211985017 (OP)
Facts about Cinemassacre
>Mike invented AVGN and James lies that he created the character saying "he's based on his old boss"
>Bootsy is a manlet and his anti-trump rants is the reason why he was fired (mike voted for trump)
>James Rolfe is a literal retard that thinks he invented indie filmmaking, came up with Toy Story and talked to Spielberg on AOL
>Mike edited basically every video on Cinemassacre and responsible for every good video on the channel
>Mike is worth millions while James almost has no money
>Mike has a hot girlfriend while James has bitch of a wife that controls him

tldr mike is BASED

>>211988333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZRVU-RTOVg
Commercialchads win again

>>211988755
Well, this means James is quite a decent actor.

>>211985017 (OP)
Up it's HAIRY ASS

>>211988449
there's recordings in the video of him playing as a kid

>>211988958
>actor
>director
>author
>gamer
>rock star
Can James ever stop winning?

>>211985017 (OP)
Metroid 4/Fusion is closer to the spirit of Super Metroid and the original than II is

>>211988755
Mike sounds based and he has a massive dick

>>211988758
>Commercials special 5 months early

Dangerously based. Hope he still does one in November though.

Good episode. Probably because he wasn’t trying to milk comedy from a 30 year old game nobody owned or rented more than once. His best work always comes from when he’s doing a game he owned back in the day. Or wasted a weekend on with a shitty rental.

u guys remember when u had 2 watch this slop on screwattack
jesus what a nightmare

>>211985017 (OP)
kino episode

>>211987764
That would be pretty amazing of James invented his whole sped school backstory When in reality he was banging cheerleaders amen 90s alternateens all through high school.

>>211989288
That was Gametrailers.

>>211989391
where has the time gone....

>>211989673
TIME IS AN ASTERISK

>ywn have a girl look at you like that