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Anonymous No.211989089 >>211989509 >>211989624 >>211989680 >>211989879 >>211990199 >>211990347 >>211990366 >>211992053 >>211992077 >>211992244 >>211992416 >>211992566 >>211996409 >>211996453 >>211996486 >>211997418 >>211998577 >>211998772 >>211998973 >>211999556 >>212001323 >>212001354 >>212001485 >>212002232 >>212002434 >>212004250 >>212004462 >>212004552 >>212005040 >>212005059 >>212005895 >>212011711
Why the new Superman looks like that?
Anonymous No.211989273 >>211989509 >>211991772 >>211996947 >>211998973 >>212004203 >>212005040 >>212005895
Looks Satanic. Maybe he's possessed by a demon in that scene.
Anonymous No.211989509
>>211989089 (OP)
>>211989273
he looks like that game of thrones nigga
Anonymous No.211989624
>>211989089 (OP)
I'm the joker baby
Anonymous No.211989680 >>211996719
>>211989089 (OP)
>it's a red kryptonite episode
Anonymous No.211989879 >>211991931
>>211989089 (OP)
thats bizarro superman you retard
hes ultraman and the bovaria guy
Anonymous No.211990199
>>211989089 (OP)
>Le James Gunn comedy scene
Anonymous No.211990347
>>211989089 (OP)
Inbred genes.
Anonymous No.211990366 >>211991188 >>212003847 >>212004043
>>211989089 (OP)
I know that look!
Anonymous No.211990512
BRAVO PEDOGUNN DOES IT AGAIN
95% CRITIC ROTTEN TOMATOES
TRACKING $280 MILLION OPENING WEEKEND
30 MIN FAN SCREENING REACTION IS CALLING 'PEDOGUNN PRESENTS SUPERMAN' THE GREATEST COMIC BOOK EVER MADE
Anonymous No.211991188 >>212003847
>>211990366
THis nigga did nothing wrong. Good 'za too
Anonymous No.211991772
>>211989273
Anonymous No.211991931 >>211994376
>>211989879
Bizarro is easily my favorite villain in all of comic book lore.
Just a guy compelled to do the exact opposite of everything not because he's evil but because he's autistic and legitimately doesn't understand what's going on and why people are upset with him and thinks it's awesome that people are so pissed.
Anonymous No.211991981 >>211996777 >>212005060
Anonymous No.211992053
>>211989089 (OP)
They needed his eye's too look straight ahead or people were complaining about the durpy.
Anonymous No.211992077 >>212000714
>>211989089 (OP)
reminds me of network tv like smallville (i've never seen it)
Anonymous No.211992106
This looks awful. How do they recover when it bombs
Anonymous No.211992244 >>212004169
>>211989089 (OP)
That’s antisemetic to ask
Anonymous No.211992416
>>211989089 (OP)
Cool it with the antisemitism.
Anonymous No.211992566 >>211994043
>>211989089 (OP)
He looks so hopeful, finally a good Superman.
Anonymous No.211994043 >>212005130
>>211992566
Anonymous No.211994376
>>211991931
is Bizarro also powered by the sun? No, I won't google it.
Anonymous No.211996409 >>212004169
>>211989089 (OP)
jew, next question
Anonymous No.211996453
>>211989089 (OP)
He's been using the Cinco Eye Tanning system
Anonymous No.211996486 >>211996806
>>211989089 (OP)
Good question Anon, let me answer it, he has the Jewish troll phenotype, see picrel for more information.
Anonymous No.211996719 >>212003865 >>212004389
>>211989680
so it was drugs coded?
Anonymous No.211996777
>>211991981
jewish people?
Anonymous No.211996806 >>211997234 >>211997391
>>211996486
>he has the Jewish troll phenotype
Then so does Henry Cavill since David Cornsweat gets confused for him
Anonymous No.211996947
>>211989273
He's just jewish. They're all demons.
Anonymous No.211997004
I'm gonna guess he tried to use heat vision but a superpowered enemy clamped his hand over his eyes.
Anonymous No.211997234
>>211996806
No one confuses the two unless they have facial blindness.
Anonymous No.211997391 >>212005089
>>211996806
Fake and gay, the nose is noticeably bigger, with a thicker bridge, and the eyes are set wider apart than usual. The chin protrudes like a balloon of flesh that doesn’t blend naturally with the rest of the face. The eye line is unusually flat, almost like that of a square-headed troll. On top of that, the face seems oddly off-center on the head. Sure, you can make him look okay from certain angles, but overall he looks like a satanic abomination from some dark fantasy... also
>David Cornsweat gets confused for him
HahahahHAhAHahahahaha people never confuse that thing with Cavill, in fact they make fun of him because he looks like a cheap imitation made in china, you cringe jew liar.
Anonymous No.211997418
>>211989089 (OP)
>pingas.jpg
Anonymous No.211998485
>A deathly silence fell over the land as Superman floated above the rubble to survey his handiwork. Gaza was in ruins, the streets covered in corpses. A young Palestinian girl suddenly emerged from the wreckage of a nearby hospital. She had hoped the flying Satan was gone. She was out of luck. Superman spun around to face her.
"NO PLEASE N-" But it was too late. Superman sliced her in half with his laser vision. Her upper torso fell backwards into the dust as her legs fell forwards. Superman chuckled at the sight. "She would've grown up to be a terrorist," he sneered to himself as he flew back to the promised land to tongue Netanyahu's scrotum.
Anonymous No.211998577
>>211989089 (OP)
He's a monster
Anonymous No.211998632
>211996947
>211998485
>211996486
>211996409
>211992416
>211992244
>211990347
>211997391
Anonymous No.211998654 >>211999021
This fuck looks like a psychotic jew. Not watching this crap.
Anonymous No.211998772
>>211989089 (OP)
Joker 3 out? I thought he got the Joker raped out of him
Anonymous No.211998858 >>211999021
Fuck Israel
Anonymous No.211998973
>>211989089 (OP)
>>211989273
>Oh fuck we keep telling everyone that he is happy and smiles in this film, quick post the demonic possession film.
Anonymous No.211999021
>>211998858
>>211998654
Anonymous No.211999556 >>211999793 >>212001393 >>212004169
>>211989089 (OP)
Sorry chuds, Superman doesn't belong to you
Anonymous No.211999793
>>211999556
Anonymous No.212000714 >>212001431
>>211992077
How you dare?
Tom Welling is a Chad like Henry Cavill
Anonymous No.212001246 >>212004169
>looks satanic
>it's jewish
I feel like i see this posted every other day now on this board
Anonymous No.212001323
>>211989089 (OP)
>mfw I bomb a Gazan hospital full of children
Anonymous No.212001354
>>211989089 (OP)
>cunny
Anonymous No.212001393
>>211999556
>what if superman was evil?
Anonymous No.212001431 >>212001474 >>212002291
>>212000714
no. Cavill is onions, balding and a total tryhard loser
Anonymous No.212001474
>>212001431
>onions
Back to redddit WB shill
Anonymous No.212001485 >>212002150
>>211989089 (OP)
Superman has always been jewish, finally they stopped using square jawed goyim.
Anonymous No.212002150
>>212001485
>implying he isn't square jawed
Anonymous No.212002232
>>211989089 (OP)
>jor el said it's my turn to play on the xbox
Anonymous No.212002291
>>212001431
>shillfaggot doesn't know about the filter
You don't belong here, get off my fucking board, tourist.
Anonymous No.212002434
>>211989089 (OP)
Dunno. I'll tell you after watching the movie
Anonymous No.212003847
>>211991188
>>211990366
lol, they even took his "John's Favorite" pizza off the menu, which was my goto kino watching pizza.
Anonymous No.212003865
>>211996719
I look like him and that scene is basically how I spend every night.
Anonymous No.212004043 >>212010013
>>211990366
He was set up!
Anonymous No.212004169 >>212006737
>>212001246
>>211999556
>>211996409
>>211992244
>212001323
>212001485
Anonymous No.212004203 >>212009407
>>211989273
How does he look satanic? The creepy smile? Does Satan smile like that?
Anonymous No.212004246
Humiliation ritual.
Anonymous No.212004250
>>211989089 (OP)
sardonic smile ... don't google it
Anonymous No.212004389 >>212005983 >>212010619 >>212010647 >>212010799
>>211996719
wouldn't his super orgasm basically be like a high-powered shotgun blast of cum directly inside the girl's womb and splatter her entire torso apart, killing her instantly.
Anonymous No.212004462
>>211989089 (OP)
Ramon?
Anonymous No.212004552
>>211989089 (OP)
Supergirl punched him
Anonymous No.212005040 >>212009433
>>211989089 (OP)
>>211989273

Chuds
>we love lifting weights and sports. We all train in martial arts and are experts of UFC

also chuds
>why does beaten and tired dude looks beaten and tired
Anonymous No.212005059
>>211989089 (OP)
>Why the new Superman looks like that?

You meant to ask "Why does the new Superman look like this?"
Anonymous No.212005060
>>211991981
Mormons believe that Native Americans are descendants of the Jews, so the meme is extra deep
Anonymous No.212005089
>>211997391
You're one of those zesty fellers.
Anonymous No.212005130
>>211994043
A daring synthesis.
Anonymous No.212005895
>>211989089 (OP)
>>211989273
He's jewish
Anonymous No.212005983 >>212008355
>>212004389
why would it be? does he also superpiss and supershit?
Anonymous No.212006737
>>212004169
Hey rabbi, guess what? We don't care about the other sandniggers either. Kill each other and stop making it everyone else's problem.
Anonymous No.212008355 >>212009473
>>212005983
any involuntary bodily functions of superman's would end up at his full power, which would be devastating for anyone or thing nearby. his sneezes would cause hurricane-force winds. every time superman farts the ground shakes.
Anonymous No.212009407 >>212009543
>>212004203
Maybe he often see Satan's smile when he's alone, maybe in the mirrors. You never know.
Anonymous No.212009433 >>212010638
>>212005040
Please work more on your strawmen. As they are they aren't even interesting.
You should post interesting things if you really have to post
Anonymous No.212009473
>>212008355
O hope the sequel will be about that stuff
Anonymous No.212009543 >>212010044
>>212009407
I used to see ghosts as a child, unironically. It was either ghosts or schizophrenia that got better
Anonymous No.212010013 >>212010052 >>212010064
>>212004043
Anonymous No.212010044
>>212009543
At least you got better, unlike the making the orginal post about Satan
Anonymous No.212010052
>>212010013
>AI make my slaves in the form of a disgruntled & acerbic Robert Picardo
Anonymous No.212010064 >>212010080
>>212010013
Is this from Total Recall?
Anonymous No.212010080 >>212010117 >>212011141
>>212010064
totally
Anonymous No.212010117
>>212010080
inb4 he's got a type
Anonymous No.212010619 >>212010647
>>212004389
I think it's actually a plot point in the show, he's scared of having sex because of that.
Anonymous No.212010638 >>212011570
>>212009433
>no arguments
Anonymous No.212010647
>>212004389
>>212010619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrdBXUi2VSw
Anonymous No.212010799
>>212004389
Yes, there is a whole comic about that, the lack of sex drove Super- I mean Plutonian insane
Anonymous No.212011141
>>212010080
>fatass latina
He 100% smashed her afterwards
Anonymous No.212011570
>>212010638
You had none to begin with. Don't get angry now
Anonymous No.212011711
>>211989089 (OP)
SAAAR WHY HE LOOKS LIKE THAT SAAR IM INDIAN