Thread 211989089

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Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:23:14 AM No.211989089 >>211989509 >>211989624 >>211989680 >>211989879 >>211990199 >>211990347 >>211990366 >>211992053 >>211992077 >>211992244 >>211992416 >>211992566 >>211996409 >>211996453 >>211996486 >>211997418 >>211998577 >>211998772 >>211998973 >>211999556 >>212001323 >>212001354 >>212001485 >>212002232 >>212002434 >>212004250 >>212004462 >>212004552 >>212005040 >>212005059 >>212005895 >>212011711

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Why the new Superman looks like that?

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:27:28 AM No.211989273 >>211989509 >>211991772 >>211996947 >>211998973 >>212004203 >>212005040 >>212005895

Looks Satanic. Maybe he's possessed by a demon in that scene.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:32:56 AM No.211989509

>>211989089 (OP)
>>211989273
he looks like that game of thrones nigga

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:35:41 AM No.211989624

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>>211989089 (OP)
I'm the joker baby

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:37:13 AM No.211989680 >>211996719

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>>211989089 (OP)
>it's a red kryptonite episode

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:42:31 AM No.211989879 >>211991931

>>211989089 (OP)
thats bizarro superman you retard
hes ultraman and the bovaria guy

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:50:00 AM No.211990199

>>211989089 (OP)
>Le James Gunn comedy scene

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:54:16 AM No.211990347

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>>211989089 (OP)
Inbred genes.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:54:53 AM No.211990366 >>211991188 >>212003847 >>212004043

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>>211989089 (OP)
I know that look!

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:58:57 AM No.211990512

BRAVO PEDOGUNN DOES IT AGAIN
95% CRITIC ROTTEN TOMATOES
TRACKING $280 MILLION OPENING WEEKEND
30 MIN FAN SCREENING REACTION IS CALLING 'PEDOGUNN PRESENTS SUPERMAN' THE GREATEST COMIC BOOK EVER MADE

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:17:36 AM No.211991188 >>212003847

>>211990366
THis nigga did nothing wrong. Good 'za too

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:35:55 AM No.211991772

>>211989273

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:40:49 AM No.211991931 >>211994376

>>211989879
Bizarro is easily my favorite villain in all of comic book lore.
Just a guy compelled to do the exact opposite of everything not because he's evil but because he's autistic and legitimately doesn't understand what's going on and why people are upset with him and thinks it's awesome that people are so pissed.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:42:07 AM No.211991981 >>211996777 >>212005060

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Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:44:03 AM No.211992053

>>211989089 (OP)
They needed his eye's too look straight ahead or people were complaining about the durpy.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:44:50 AM No.211992077 >>212000714

>>211989089 (OP)
reminds me of network tv like smallville (i've never seen it)

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:45:45 AM No.211992106

This looks awful. How do they recover when it bombs

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:50:19 AM No.211992244 >>212004169

>>211989089 (OP)
That’s antisemetic to ask

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:55:04 AM No.211992416

>>211989089 (OP)
Cool it with the antisemitism.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:59:16 AM No.211992566 >>211994043

>>211989089 (OP)
He looks so hopeful, finally a good Superman.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 5:33:28 AM No.211994043 >>212005130

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>>211992566

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 5:40:46 AM No.211994376

>>211991931
is Bizarro also powered by the sun? No, I won't google it.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:28:00 AM No.211996409 >>212004169

>>211989089 (OP)
jew, next question

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:29:13 AM No.211996453

>>211989089 (OP)
He's been using the Cinco Eye Tanning system

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:29:56 AM No.211996486 >>211996806

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>>211989089 (OP)
Good question Anon, let me answer it, he has the Jewish troll phenotype, see picrel for more information.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:35:57 AM No.211996719 >>212003865 >>212004389

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>>211989680
so it was drugs coded?

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:37:46 AM No.211996777

>>211991981
jewish people?

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:38:36 AM No.211996806 >>211997234 >>211997391

>>211996486
>he has the Jewish troll phenotype
Then so does Henry Cavill since David Cornsweat gets confused for him

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:42:52 AM No.211996947

>>211989273
He's just jewish. They're all demons.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:44:27 AM No.211997004

I'm gonna guess he tried to use heat vision but a superpowered enemy clamped his hand over his eyes.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:51:24 AM No.211997234

>>211996806
No one confuses the two unless they have facial blindness.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:55:36 AM No.211997391 >>212005089

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>>211996806
Fake and gay, the nose is noticeably bigger, with a thicker bridge, and the eyes are set wider apart than usual. The chin protrudes like a balloon of flesh that doesn’t blend naturally with the rest of the face. The eye line is unusually flat, almost like that of a square-headed troll. On top of that, the face seems oddly off-center on the head. Sure, you can make him look okay from certain angles, but overall he looks like a satanic abomination from some dark fantasy... also
>David Cornsweat gets confused for him
HahahahHAhAHahahahaha people never confuse that thing with Cavill, in fact they make fun of him because he looks like a cheap imitation made in china, you cringe jew liar.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:56:34 AM No.211997418

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>>211989089 (OP)
>pingas.jpg

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:30:04 AM No.211998485

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>A deathly silence fell over the land as Superman floated above the rubble to survey his handiwork. Gaza was in ruins, the streets covered in corpses. A young Palestinian girl suddenly emerged from the wreckage of a nearby hospital. She had hoped the flying Satan was gone. She was out of luck. Superman spun around to face her.
"NO PLEASE N-" But it was too late. Superman sliced her in half with his laser vision. Her upper torso fell backwards into the dust as her legs fell forwards. Superman chuckled at the sight. "She would've grown up to be a terrorist," he sneered to himself as he flew back to the promised land to tongue Netanyahu's scrotum.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:33:12 AM No.211998577

>>211989089 (OP)
He's a monster

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:34:47 AM No.211998632

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>211998485
>211996486
>211996409
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>211992244
>211990347
>211997391

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:35:23 AM No.211998654 >>211999021

This fuck looks like a psychotic jew. Not watching this crap.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:39:53 AM No.211998772

>>211989089 (OP)
Joker 3 out? I thought he got the Joker raped out of him

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:43:17 AM No.211998858 >>211999021

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Fuck Israel

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:47:50 AM No.211998973

>>211989089 (OP)
>>211989273
>Oh fuck we keep telling everyone that he is happy and smiles in this film, quick post the demonic possession film.

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>>211998858
>>211998654

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:10:54 AM No.211999556 >>211999793 >>212001393 >>212004169

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>>211989089 (OP)
Sorry chuds, Superman doesn't belong to you

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:17:55 AM No.211999793

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>>211999556

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:55:54 AM No.212000714 >>212001431

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>>211992077
How you dare?
Tom Welling is a Chad like Henry Cavill

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:18:55 AM No.212001246 >>212004169

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>looks satanic
>it's jewish
I feel like i see this posted every other day now on this board

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:22:12 AM No.212001323

>>211989089 (OP)
>mfw I bomb a Gazan hospital full of children

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:23:39 AM No.212001354

>>211989089 (OP)
>cunny

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:25:34 AM No.212001393

>>211999556
>what if superman was evil?

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:27:01 AM No.212001431 >>212001474 >>212002291

>>212000714
no. Cavill is onions, balding and a total tryhard loser

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:28:47 AM No.212001474

>>212001431
>onions
Back to redddit WB shill

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:29:21 AM No.212001485 >>212002150

>>211989089 (OP)
Superman has always been jewish, finally they stopped using square jawed goyim.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:05:23 AM No.212002150

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>>212001485
>implying he isn't square jawed

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:11:46 AM No.212002232

>>211989089 (OP)
>jor el said it's my turn to play on the xbox

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:16:15 AM No.212002291

>>212001431
>shillfaggot doesn't know about the filter
You don't belong here, get off my fucking board, tourist.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:25:21 AM No.212002434

>>211989089 (OP)
Dunno. I'll tell you after watching the movie

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 11:47:20 AM No.212003847

>>211991188
>>211990366
lol, they even took his "John's Favorite" pizza off the menu, which was my goto kino watching pizza.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 11:48:34 AM No.212003865

>>211996719
I look like him and that scene is basically how I spend every night.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 12:00:46 PM No.212004043 >>212010013

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>>211990366
He was set up!

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>>211999556
>>211996409
>>211992244
>212001323
>212001485

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 12:11:08 PM No.212004203 >>212009407

>>211989273
How does he look satanic? The creepy smile? Does Satan smile like that?

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 12:13:31 PM No.212004246

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Humiliation ritual.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 12:13:42 PM No.212004250

>>211989089 (OP)
sardonic smile ... don't google it

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 12:21:16 PM No.212004389 >>212005983 >>212010619 >>212010647 >>212010799

>>211996719
wouldn't his super orgasm basically be like a high-powered shotgun blast of cum directly inside the girl's womb and splatter her entire torso apart, killing her instantly.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 12:25:08 PM No.212004462

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>>211989089 (OP)
Ramon?

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 12:30:14 PM No.212004552

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>>211989089 (OP)
Supergirl punched him

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 1:03:47 PM No.212005040 >>212009433

>>211989089 (OP)
>>211989273

Chuds
>we love lifting weights and sports. We all train in martial arts and are experts of UFC

also chuds
>why does beaten and tired dude looks beaten and tired

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 1:04:39 PM No.212005059

>>211989089 (OP)
>Why the new Superman looks like that?

You meant to ask "Why does the new Superman look like this?"

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 1:04:47 PM No.212005060

>>211991981
Mormons believe that Native Americans are descendants of the Jews, so the meme is extra deep

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 1:07:25 PM No.212005089

>>211997391
You're one of those zesty fellers.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 1:10:04 PM No.212005130

>>211994043
A daring synthesis.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 1:51:58 PM No.212005895

>>211989089 (OP)
>>211989273
He's jewish

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 1:56:03 PM No.212005983 >>212008355

>>212004389
why would it be? does he also superpiss and supershit?

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 2:30:35 PM No.212006737

>>212004169
Hey rabbi, guess what? We don't care about the other sandniggers either. Kill each other and stop making it everyone else's problem.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:37:03 PM No.212008355 >>212009473

>>212005983
any involuntary bodily functions of superman's would end up at his full power, which would be devastating for anyone or thing nearby. his sneezes would cause hurricane-force winds. every time superman farts the ground shakes.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:19:49 PM No.212009407 >>212009543

>>212004203
Maybe he often see Satan's smile when he's alone, maybe in the mirrors. You never know.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:20:53 PM No.212009433 >>212010638

>>212005040
Please work more on your strawmen. As they are they aren't even interesting.
You should post interesting things if you really have to post

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:21:57 PM No.212009473

>>212008355
O hope the sequel will be about that stuff

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:24:51 PM No.212009543 >>212010044

>>212009407
I used to see ghosts as a child, unironically. It was either ghosts or schizophrenia that got better

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