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Anonymous No.211992078 >>211992180 >>211992643 >>211992805 >>211993214 >>211995883 >>212003942 >>212004897 >>212013505 >>212013883 >>212032982
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STACEY ABRAMS IS A BOSS EDITION.
Anonymous No.211992117
Black girl magic
Anonymous No.211992156
Previously: >>211949832
Anonymous No.211992180 >>211992675 >>211993188 >>212027121 >>212028522
>>211992078 (OP)
Anonymous No.211992461
ilogical
Anonymous No.211992643
>>211992078 (OP)
So empowering!
Anonymous No.211992675 >>211992700 >>211992857 >>211992861 >>212032757 >>212040989
>>211992180
Am I the only person who gets this is an intentionally ironic hoverhand from a happily married man?
Dude can't act for shit but I get he's making a joke. Also (>inb4 "you're Wil Wheaton," I'm not) I do respect the dude quitting his alcoholism cold turkey and I think he's a decent interviewer (potentially James Lipton tier). I don't think he can play any character that isn't insufferable, although that worked on Leverage.
Anonymous No.211992700
>>211992675
>intentionally ironic hoverhand from a happily married man
Shut up, Wesley.
Anonymous No.211992738 >>211992913 >>211993228 >>211993263 >>212005968
Anonymous No.211992805
>>211992078 (OP)
Remember that one time NuTrek tried astroturfing a person into office?
Anonymous No.211992857
>>211992675
>he was doing it for the bit, you guys!
Anonymous No.211992861
>>211992675
Hi Wil
Anonymous No.211992895 >>211993135
I THINK STAR TREK SUCKS
Anonymous No.211992913
>>211992738
Oh dear…
Anonymous No.211992946 >>211992975
Anonymous No.211992975 >>211992995
>>211992946
I hate that period when they were trying to make nerd culture a thing.
Anonymous No.211992995
>>211992975
Anonymous No.211992996 >>211993033 >>212005995
amazing how an illiterate homeless woman is now a multimillionaire without ever working a real job
Anonymous No.211993033
>>211992996
It’s the Democrat way.
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Anonymous No.211993075 >>211993118 >>211994404
Anonymous No.211993095 >>211993116 >>211993170
This might go down as the worst /trek/ thread ever.
Anonymous No.211993116
>>211993095
Anonymous No.211993118 >>211993151 >>211993246 >>212005361
>>211993075
It actually worked in Prodigy (thank you based Waltke)
Anonymous No.211993135
>>211992895
Fuck you too
Anonymous No.211993151
>>211993118
It was fun watching Wesley get horribly tortured by the Vindicator, for sure
Anonymous No.211993170 >>211993275
>>211993095
Where there's a Wil there's a way!!
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Anonymous No.211993184
Reminder that The Ready Room got canceled.
Anonymous No.211993188 >>211993215 >>211995218 >>212051557 >>212053007
>>211992180
is that the sex cult baddie?
Anonymous No.211993214 >>212025880
>>211992078 (OP)
Did she at least win the election?
Anonymous No.211993215
>>211993188
I’ve no idea who that is.
Anonymous No.211993228
>>211992738
this what trve masculinity looks like
Anonymous No.211993246 >>211993274
>>211993118
Anonymous No.211993263
>>211992738
this what trve masculinity looks like
Anonymous No.211993274
>>211993246
Their jeet animators somehow made him look more disgusting and weaselly than usual
Anonymous No.211993275 >>211993396
>>211993170
Anonymous No.211993299 >>211994796
Anonymous No.211993329
SHUT UP WESLEY
Anonymous No.211993396 >>211993436 >>211993659
>>211993275
It's funny that even in the Mirror Swoleniverse comics Wesley's still a scrawny little bitch boy. He's only "pretending" be retarded in them, too.
Anonymous No.211993436 >>211994121
>>211993396
>Mirror Swoleniverse comics Wesley's still a scrawny little bitch boy
Pics?
Anonymous No.211993500 >>211993528 >>211993678
Say something nice about him.
Anonymous No.211993528
>>211993500
He was decent in Stand By Me.
Anonymous No.211993624 >>211994027
Just four weeks until the return of Trek with the start of an all new S03 of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
Anonymous No.211993659
>>211993396
It's a shame Wil is vegan or else he could bulk like this
Anonymous No.211993678
>>211993500
He's a good interviewer and asks good questions about the craft.
Anonymous No.211994022 >>211994486 >>212001335 >>212030095 >>212034333
What Star Trek kinos will you make when AI is advanced enough?
Anonymous No.211994027 >>211994175
>>211993624
I cannot wait to watch it on Paramount+β„’!
Anonymous No.211994121 >>212006792
>>211993436
Anonymous No.211994150 >>212058178
In more July Trek Events, a rare screening at UCLA of William Shatner playing a spaceship Captain pre-Kirk:

> Several years before William Shatner first took the conn of the U.S.S. Enterprise on Star Trek, the beloved icon starred as a space crew leader in Arch Oboler's television adaptation of his Broadway play β€œThe Night of the Auk.” Oboler's apocalyptic tale concerns the fateful actions of an extremely wealthy, egotistical industrialist (played by William Shatner) who finances a pioneering space flight for the U.S. government. As a member of the historic space crew, the industrialist’s malignant narcissism emerges under the allure of the media spotlight, triggering an escalating cascade of horrific events. The claustrophobic videotaped production, set entirely on the bridge of a spacecraft, provides a master showcase for Shatner, foreshadowing the trademark acting style he would soon perfect in the role of his lifetime as Captain James T. Kirk.
Anonymous No.211994175
>>211994027
Waste of bandwidth. Not to mention that Paramount is treating torrenting data as "engagement"
Anonymous No.211994179
>it's a wesley thread
This board is cursed. CURSED.
Anonymous No.211994209
>>211992546, we hardly knew ye!
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Anonymous No.211994349
>>211992718
Hell, no! Marina Sirtis had quite the soft-core porn career before landing a role where she got to keep her clothes on most of the time.
>>211993085
It was no Thriller, that's for sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIpTDApHUwc
Anonymous No.211994404
>>211993075
Wasn't Guinan already a Time Lord? As annoying as Whoopi Goldberg is, she's not as bad as Wesley.
Anonymous No.211994486 >>212001194 >>212034333
>>211994022
Star Trek: The Nude Generation!
The entire cast, nude. The ugly ones will get their bodies upgraded.
Anonymous No.211994617 >>212004483
Sub Commander T'pol causes my warp nacelle to leak drive plasma.
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Anonymous No.211994796 >>211995084
>>211993299
getting a little bit handsy there, doctor crusher
Anonymous No.211995084
>>211994796
>doctor (saw)bones
>doctor crusher
>doctor pulaski (axe)
>doctor basher
I wouldn't let them near me
Anonymous No.211995110 >>211995162 >>211995320 >>212043376
Is it always the same group of posters every time?
Anonymous No.211995162 >>212043376
>>211995110
it was a familiarity hazard
Anonymous No.211995218 >>211995268
>>211993188
don't you ever insult allison mack like that again. that's sarah jean underwood, a washed up old bogged pornstar.
Anonymous No.211995268 >>211995486
>>211995218
Allison Mack is mid. The chick who played Cally was hot
Anonymous No.211995307 >>211995453 >>211995668 >>211995827
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after NuTrek is dead and buried.
Anonymous No.211995320 >>212043376 >>212046653
>>211995110
>the cartoon guy
>the trek news guy
>the marina sirtis stalker
if it's not all the same guy, it also comes off like some discord server where they go "post this next! post that next!"
Anonymous No.211995453
>>211995307
worst Vorta. no digits. absolute disgrace to the Dubsminion. activate your suicide thingy now.
Anonymous No.211995486
>>211995268
1. false. aliison mack was the second hottest chick on the show after lana/kristin kreuk.
2. kyla (tamara """feldman""") from smallville is still based because she pulled a whoopie goldberg and reverse uno-carded the jews with a fake "fellow X people" name
>Amara Zaragoza (born December 5, 1980), known by her stage name Tamara Feldman
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Anonymous No.211995668 >>212006691
>>211995307
I agree completely. Why did they make anything past TOS, TAS, and the first 4 movies? All that "NuTrek" they came up with afterwards is cringe AF. Picard is like if Spock became captain. What a disaster.
Anonymous No.211995765
The advantage of ignoring all news about everything is that I have no idea who Stacy Abrams is other than a big whale Democrat and I only know that because Wheaton is a fuckwit
Anonymous No.211995827
>>211995307
>The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after NuTrek has crumbled into dust.
Anonymous No.211995883
>>211992078 (OP)
>captcha: POOSH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mFhbrjqV04
Anonymous No.211996711
>McCoy and Spock go back in time 5000 years
>Spock starts de-evolving and acting all retarded
>McCoy is unchanged

So humans are literally more evolved than Vulcans
Anonymous No.211996757
Someone should AI to make Planet of the Titans into a real movie.
Anonymous No.211999333
I thought you all were kidding because I remember kind of liking the character of Tuvix but ye gods he is a horrifying abomination.
Anonymous No.212001136 >>212001385
Watching "For the Cause" and while as a whole I've found DS9 to be a slog this time through, the Eddington as Maquis reveal was soooooo well done. Also it's satisfying to see someone shoot Kira. She's such a bitch.
Anonymous No.212001160 >>212001612
Anonymous No.212001194 >>212011738
>>211994486
imagine watching her autopaizuri her gigantic futa cock
Anonymous No.212001335
>>211994022
The Rest of Enterprise.... as if it were not cancelled...
Anonymous No.212001385
>>212001136
Ziyal is a cute
Anonymous No.212001529
this was Trip, wasn't it?
Anonymous No.212001612
>>212001160
I'm lefty as fuck & we all hate her. I've never been more happy seeing someone like Mamdani win because it really nails the door shut on this bullshit form of identity politics. I'm not even a Warnock fan but at least he shows substance & opinions, Abrams has no mind of her own at all.

Establishment Dems really love their Uncle Tom's who won't buck ship & show their undying love to the Clintons. Glad it's over.
Anonymous No.212001723
can wheaton and that redhead tramp that injects herself into everything people consider geeky have a gritty season of true detectives together where the investigate the presence of unholy farts beneath the vatican. And they both fail to solve the source and fail to survive?
Anonymous No.212001997
this is symbolic of the Bride descending from Heaven for me btw.
Anonymous No.212003942
>>211992078 (OP)
that's a dude
Anonymous No.212003972
>And all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal, and the self respect of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I call that a bargain.

there is no greater episode in all of Trek than In The Pale Moonlight, its only rival coming close being the extended cut of The Measure of a Man.
Anonymous No.212004421 >>212004477 >>212004518
I don't understand the arguments against eugenics, considering we've been doing it without even using the science since the agricultural revolution. And I'm not referring to bovines and chickens. Also hot sex with Paul Atreides.
Anonymous No.212004477 >>212004504 >>212005018 >>212006731
>>212004421
Eugenics is an extremely slippery slope. Who's to decide what genes are good and what aren't?
Anonymous No.212004483
>>211994617
She had resigned her commission with the High Command by this episode actually.
Anonymous No.212004504 >>212004615
>>212004477
>Who's to decide what genes are good and what aren't?
The same people who have decided everything else about our lives: the rich and powerful.
Anonymous No.212004518 >>212004606 >>212004635
>>212004421
With all the technology you'd think eugenics would filter out useless physical fitness in favor of massively improved mental powers.
Anonymous No.212004606
>>212004518
....Aaaand we're back to the Talosians and The Cage. Unbeatably strong brains vs useless brawn. I still contend they basically just tricked Pike into thinking he escaped.
Anonymous No.212004615 >>212004663
>>212004504
Maybe we should stop letting them do that, anon.
Anonymous No.212004635
>>212004518
(((They))) tried that with the Protoss, but you see their individual apexation and hypercompetence led to separation and belligerence, so they rebelled and then struck out against each other. In order to continue the experiments, (((They))) moved on to create creatures whose very existence was intrinsically tied to the survival and supremacy of genetic evolution as a very concept, the apex not of individual but collective fitness... and in the end, it was not the Protoss' genome that would be integrated to continue the cycle of life in the galaxy.
Anonymous No.212004663 >>212004688
>>212004615
Not going to do that by coming up with moralfag arguments, as if they care.
Anonymous No.212004688 >>212004723
>>212004663
Nor is impotently screeching about "muh elites" on 4chan going to stop it either.
Anonymous No.212004723
>>212004688
Who is screeching, I just said that eugenics is fine.
Anonymous No.212004897 >>212005035 >>212005938
>>211992078 (OP)
has there ever been a bigger gap between desirability in media and in real life than right now with fat black women?
Anonymous No.212005018 >>212005545
>>212004477
>Who's to decide what genes are good and what aren't?
The experts, anon. Do you not trust the science? I though smart people had learned to follow the advice of scientific experts during the Pandemic.
Anonymous No.212005035 >>212005938 >>212008715
>>212004897
I don't know what you're comparing. Fat black women in media aren't desirable.
Anonymous No.212005361
>>211993118
some of the side adventures were interesting. the main story is boring timeslop
Anonymous No.212005545
>>212005018
Mother Nature is the expert. Eugenics is nothing but an exercise in hubris that will fail
Anonymous No.212005938 >>212006017
>>212004897
>>212005035
that's because you're low-T. High-T beast men crave Lizzo as the ultimate manifestation of a Paleolithic fertility fetish made real and she should have been president of earth and also my wife
Anonymous No.212005968
>>211992738
>you'll have to get through me!
Anonymous No.212005995
>>211992996
Stole millions, nothing ever happened either. Tried stealing billions, I think they stopped that, but she's still not in jail
Anonymous No.212006017 >>212006330
>>212005938
800 ng/dL here. Black women are gross.
Anonymous No.212006330
>>212006017
it's okay, just admit your homosexuality
Anonymous No.212006691
>>211995668
You missed nothing. That's all she is. She ran for governor, lost, and became an election denier.
Anonymous No.212006731
>>212004477
Women decide that every day when they throw themselves at chads. We're undergoing a eugenics revolution right now.
Anonymous No.212006792
>>211994121
That's not Wesley that's Pauly Shore
Anonymous No.212006845 >>212042292 >>212051457 >>212051694
Another day, another declaration that D'Vana Tendi is the greatest Star Trek character in years.
Anonymous No.212006915 >>212007141 >>212008315 >>212008315
>Listen to me, Alexander. When a human looks at you, he does not see himself. He sees a Klingon

Was Kmtar right?
Anonymous No.212007141
>>212006915
It's one of the most wrong and stupid things you could see about humans. We see the human qualities in fucking everything even non sapient animals, It's genetically wired into us.
Anonymous No.212008315 >>212008393
>>212006915
>>212006915
>tng
house of mogh survives
alexander grows up to be a decent klingon
worf dies with honor
>ds9
house of mogh disbanded
alexander is a faggot
worf is a coward

ds9 sure does suck
Anonymous No.212008393 >>212008693 >>212008746 >>212008776
>>212008315
Alexander is based in ds9. He's comfortable in his own skin even though he doesn't fit in and that actually endears him to the other Klingons unlike Worf who remained an insecure faggot his entire life
Anonymous No.212008693
>>212008393
this is the correct answer
Anonymous No.212008715 >>212032175
>>212005035
>Fat black women in media aren't desirable.
they are to casting directors
Anonymous No.212008746
>>212008393
he wasnt comfortable with himself at all. he was pretending to be a warrior to get worfs attention.
Anonymous No.212008776 >>212008792 >>212009586
>>212008393
What? Alexander was pathetic throughout almost the entire episode and his one redeeming act is hardly enough to elevate him.
Anonymous No.212008792
>>212008776
t. Worf
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Anonymous No.212009586
>>212008776
But he realized he was pathetic after the council kills his father in the future and he was a weak excuse for a son and a fake Klingon. Best part was that he framed the Durass sluts for attempted murder.
Anonymous No.212009700 >>212010109 >>212010243
how did I miss this on the first watch? pfffhahaha
Anonymous No.212010109 >>212013041
>>212009700
Spock and Kirk are th'y'la for a reason.
Anonymous No.212010243 >>212010341
>>212009700
TMP is the most homoerotic film in existence.
Anonymous No.212010264 >>212010341 >>212011152 >>212013373
>you're not allowed to have close male friends without it being gay
Homosexuals have ruined everything.
Anonymous No.212010341
>>212010243
i haven't started on the movies yet. something to look forward to perhaps.

>>212010264
now now let's not fight about it. it doesn't have to be gay. i just found Kirk being genuinely embarrassed extremely cute and rare.
Anonymous No.212011152 >>212011509
>>212010264
It's straight men being more insecure because homosexuality is everywhere
Anonymous No.212011509
>>212011152
why would straight men be insecure because homosexuality is everywhere? you're either gay, straight, or bi. if you're straight the homosexuality won't matter since you won't be into it, just ignore it. and if you're gay or bi then homosexuality should be up your alley (alley here means rectum)
if kirk and spock bang it makes no difference to me as long as they trek through the stars and fight evil
Anonymous No.212011622 >>212011726 >>212042333
i noticed another Same Guy. he has a great look.
Anonymous No.212011726
>>212011622
He was also a runner up to play Spock.
Anonymous No.212011738
>>212001194
Best post in the thread.
Anonymous No.212013041 >>212013195 >>212013213
>>212010109
its not about spock and kirks relationship. its about how women are sluts and constantly breaking protocol to try to win kirks affection.
spock asks kirk whats wrong. kirk tells spot his back hurts. kirk feels someone working his back and reasonably assumes its spock. spock realizes the confusion but does not want to bring additonal attention to the yeomans inappropriate behavipr so he steps forward and kirk realizes his mistake. kirk immediately tells the slutty yeoman to stop touching him because its extremely inapropriate
Anonymous No.212013195 >>212014509
>>212013041
is it appropriate for an xo to massage his ko?
Anonymous No.212013213 >>212013257 >>212014509
>>212013041
>and reasonably assumes its spock
>reasonably

erm, no. that's why it's funny.
Anonymous No.212013257 >>212013279
>>212013213
That's why it's gay.
Anonymous No.212013279
>>212013257
i mean, just a little. like a teensy bit.
Anonymous No.212013373
>>212010264
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.212013505
>>211992078 (OP)
Based trekker
Anonymous No.212013541 >>212013673 >>212013678
I fucking hate Cardies. At least Romulans are typically portrayed as being conflicted about what they do, even if they end up always doing something chickenshit and malicious out of some twisted sense that they have to do it. Cardies are just fucking assholes and they always enjoy it.
Anonymous No.212013673
>>212013541
preach
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Anonymous No.212013678 >>212013791 >>212013887
if i were to autistically analyze the deeper meaning or psychological subtext to this incident, i would maybe cite it as further evidence as Kirk's total comfortability and acceptance of Spock to the degree of projecting onto him as reciprocating the type of feelings he has even if Spock doesn't necessarily show or act on them in the same way. Kirk would do basically anything for him, even die in a stupid wedding deathmatch thing. he would think nothing of rubbing Spock's shoulders if they were sore or whatever in the same situation. but in reality Spock is inhibited so the most way he can show he cares is by noticing Kirk's discomfort and asking what's wrong at all.

>>212013541
>Cardies are just fucking assholes and they always enjoy it.
I don't understand how this is something hateable
Anonymous No.212013791 >>212013857 >>212014479
>>212013678
Kirk and Spock are soulmates. If Spock were a woman (and more importantly, not a sexless Vulcan), they would probably be a couple.
On a slightly unrelated note, I hate what SNW did to Spock and to Vulcans. I hate seeing horny Spock. The idea that Vulcans only got horny every seven years was really fucking interesting and alien, and NuTrek just made Vulcans worse.
Anonymous No.212013857 >>212014479
>>212013791
>The idea that Vulcans only got horny every seven years was really fucking interesting and alien
well they kind of backpedal on it by the end of TOS anyway. but yeah they are definitely soulmates.
Anonymous No.212013883
>>211992078 (OP)
kind of problematic for them to platform an election denier
Anonymous No.212013887 >>212014041
>>212013678
>I don't understand how this is something hateable
It means that humanity, which is compassionate, unified, principled and friendly, a species that only brings violence to bear when it's wronged, a race blessed by God and the Light of Heaven, will never ever ever be able to coexist in the Milky Way galaxy with those vile and unholy cardassian demons.
Anonymous No.212014041 >>212014341
>>212013887
they're not demons. they're just ignorant. they can be brought to heel under the guidance of the superior race (humanity)
Anonymous No.212014341
>>212014041
No other humanoid race have such a high percentage of abject remorseless psychopaths as the cardassians, and no other species has such evil looking hairstyles.
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Anonymous No.212014479
>>212013791
>Kirk and Spock are soulmates
>>212013857
>but yeah they are definitely soulmates.
Anonymous No.212014509 >>212014581
>>212013195
yes. no one would think anything of it if spock was giving kirk a full rubdown in the gymnasium.
>>212013213
kirk is consistently unaware of spocks quirks. has to be that way or it wouldnt make any sense for spock to be explaing himself all the time. scenes like this one is how the audience learns that spock wouldnt give his captain an inpromtu massage on the bridge.
Anonymous No.212014522 >>212015345 >>212015488 >>212053096
>Welcome to the afterlife, anon. (You)'re dead.
Anonymous No.212014581 >>212014723
>>212014509
bro you've got to be trolling
Anonymous No.212014723
>>212014581
if the gym scene in charlie X opened with kirk on a table and spock working his back it would be a perfectly common scene by 1960s standards.
Anonymous No.212014858 >>212015017
Imagine your soulmate being a dude, but you're straight guy. That has to suck. Nothing is as good as having sex with your soulmate, like Trip has with T'Pol.
Anonymous No.212015017
>>212014858
so you have a soulmate and a holemate, big deal so what
Anonymous No.212015114 >>212015163
reminder that if you're not wearing a uniform, you may as well be worth nothing, and if you betrayed your uniform you deserve to die
Anonymous No.212015163 >>212015185
>>212015114
what does the pre federation starfleet uniform stand for?
Anonymous No.212015185
>>212015163
it stands for faith of the heart
Anonymous No.212015345
>>212014522
Where are the vulcan gf tummies? The sexy tummykino? The vulcan female girls with belly buttons? Where are they, Q!
Anonymous No.212015488
>>212014522
am I the only one who wanted to see 45 minutes of Q and Picard in the void?
Anonymous No.212016529 >>212017098
"New Trek phone. Who dis?"
Anonymous No.212017098 >>212021312
>>212016529
>octogenarian carol kane
still funny, still would
Anonymous No.212018299 >>212023155 >>212028545
It's so obvious that They have a discord server
Anonymous No.212018789 >>212032593
>It's so obvious that They have a discord server! Yes! Yes! It's Them! They do it! They clearly are coordinating using ... using ... subspace frequencies! There's no way they could just have their ... their own opinions that are different from mine! I am objectively right! They are clearly conspiring! The Federation must surrender! There is no chance against .. against ... Them!
Anonymous No.212021312
>>212017098
bro, limits
Anonymous No.212023155
>>212018299
They don't need one. They're corporate sponsored.
Anonymous No.212025880
>>211993214
no.
Anonymous No.212026585 >>212026857
>genocides his people
Anonymous No.212026857 >>212027044
>>212026585
>Delete the wife.
see, I can't hate those episodes because Janeway building her own holographic husbando is EXACTLY what people will be doing in the future
Anonymous No.212027044
>>212026857
The people who’d do that wouldn’t pass on their genes. She was only doing it because she couldn’t fraternize and her only real romantic option was Q
Anonymous No.212027121 >>212027203
>>211992180
Imagine the complete lack of self-respect needed to wear a boojangles t-shirt.
Anonymous No.212027203 >>212027662
>>212027121
Wil Wheaton had all his self respect fucked out of him a long time before you were born.
Anonymous No.212027662
>>212027203
>"I didn’t want to be an actor when I was a kid. My parents forced me to do it, my mother made me do it. My mother coached me to go into her agency and tell the children’s agent, β€˜I want to do what mommy does.’ And through a combination of an incredible emotional abuse from my father and a lot of manipulation, using me, from my mother, it really put me in that place.”

What an ungrateful scumbag lmao
Anonymous No.212028522
>>211992180
bazooper
Anonymous No.212028545
>>212018299
What, the mod collusion wasn't enough to convince you?
Anonymous No.212029061 >>212029407 >>212029709
>They-they are CORPORATE SPONSORED! The m-m-m-MODS collude with these corporations, yes, yes they do! They need to show ENGAGEMENT! And there's no better way to show engagement than shilling to losers and, and, and, and, and, NECKBEARDS! It's what They do, yes, Them, they'll never rest until heterosexual white Christian men are forced to breed with obese negress dominatrices! Yes. The mods want this, they're colluding because they want to film it and sell it on OnlyHams! It's all coordinated on the Paramount discord! Only two more weeks until Skydance [1/587]
Anonymous No.212029407
>>212029061
>obese negress dominatrices!
trained by the best, no doubt
Anonymous No.212029709 >>212029800
>>212029061
Anonymous No.212029800 >>212029828
>>212029709
Anonymous No.212029828 >>212029947
>>212029800
Anonymous No.212029947
>>212029828
Anonymous No.212030095 >>212034333
>>211994022
I made this when AI was still pretty bad, can someone who has an account with that amazing new google AI PLEASE remake this?
Anonymous No.212031220 >>212031302
trekker or trekkie?
Anonymous No.212031302
>>212031220
trektogenarian
Anonymous No.212032175
>>212008715
Not casting directors that want to stay in business for very long.
Anonymous No.212032593 >>212032644
>>212018789
This guy is literally me
Anonymous No.212032644
>>212032593
That guy is terrible
Anonymous No.212032757
>>211992675
I thought that immediately too. Pretty sure the hoverhand meme has spread far enough at this point that nobody would do it unironically
Anonymous No.212032982
>>211992078 (OP)
I wonder how much the rest of the cast can't stand him when they aren't contractually obligated to pretend.
Anonymous No.212034333
>>211994486
>>211994022
>>212030095
GOOD MORNING SAAR VERY NICE IMAGE OPEN ME MORE IMAGE SAAAR THANK YOUUUUU
Bashirfaggot !!YQCTUeg3nvH No.212034454 >>212034495
Bashir and Garak were th'y'las.
Anonymous No.212034495 >>212034847 >>212036266
>>212034454
if Bashir had been on Empok Nor Garak would have shanked him
Anonymous No.212034847
>>212034495
don't kink shame
Anonymous No.212035937 >>212036312
>robots are fighting a war over humans who died ages ago
damn is nier automata inspired by this or is that just a common scifi trope
Anonymous No.212036266 >>212036631
>>212034495
With his dick.
Anonymous No.212036312
>>212035937
Common trope
Anonymous No.212036631 >>212039469
>>212036266
nah, that's not a murder weapon
Anonymous No.212037057 >>212037126
i think the TAS guy made his own thread and replied to himself heh

im happy for him if thats tru
Anonymous No.212037126 >>212037389
>>212037057
This is the schizo nu trek spammer thread where one guy sadly bumps it for hours

'fraid so
Anonymous No.212037389 >>212037611
>>212037126
>one guy
It's all one guy and humans are also telepathic, just ask these guys
Anonymous No.212037611
>>212037389
sorry one guy and his faggot moderator boyfriend who is also gay (jej)

so basically two trannies aka two guys
Anonymous No.212037782
rent free
Anonymous No.212037862 >>212037972
the expected flaccid effeminate response
Anonymous No.212037972
>>212037862
haters gotta hate
Anonymous No.212039469
>>212036631
Skill issue.
Anonymous No.212039629 >>212040579
sadly bumping your own thread
Anonymous No.212040579
>>212039629
sadderly being postful in that guy's enbumpinated thread
Anonymous No.212040989
>>211992675
The Criminal Minds episode that you were in sucked
Anonymous No.212042292
>>212006845
yep
Anonymous No.212042333
>>212011622
TOS had some freaky looking guys they kept bringing back for multiple roles
Anonymous No.212043186
Anonymous No.212043302
Anonymous No.212043376 >>212043470 >>212049431
>>211995110
>>211995162
>>211995320
Don't forget your old pal, Neelix!
I've got your hearts desire here in my space pot!
It's my delicious Leola Root stew of course, hot and spicy, just the way you like it crewman!
Care for a bowl?
Anonymous No.212043470
>>212043376

>You know Naomi my ex wife was younger than you when we got married.
Anonymous No.212043473
Is 1962's Dream Machine the most TOS looking piece of art to not be from TOS?
Anonymous No.212045072 >>212047768
Not enough Enterprise ITT
Anonymous No.212046653
>>211995320
Neel Stew Poster
Anonymous No.212047768
>>212045072
Post the one where she gets sold and he shakes her around. Most kino facial expressions since Janeway's massage.
Anonymous No.212047953
The Klingons have entered this thread and altered its post subroutines. If the thread falls below page 5, the board will explode. You have experience posting hot alien gf's at cooldown speed. Can you get us there?
Anonymous No.212048432
Anonymous No.212049431 >>212049542 >>212049886
>>212043376
>Imagine being next door to Neelix’s quarters for the first three years of Voyager’s trip. Imagine hearing the God awful noises and smell’s that came out of there when Neelix and Kes fucked, day in and day out. Imagine the horror when you’ve just come back from dinner to hear similar noises only to realise that Neelix is still in the mess and that Kes is cheating on Neelix with Tom. Imagine the guilt since you don’t have the heart to tell Neelix as he is blissfully unaware of Kes’s harlotry or that he’s Eskimo brothers with Tom Paris. What a living hell, you’d be praying for the Vidiians to come and steal your organs to make the nightmare end
Anonymous No.212049542 >>212051332
>>212049431
Meh try harder next time
Anonymous No.212049886 >>212051332
>>212049431
I wrote a little Neelix story and posted it to /trek/ when Covid started. It was about Neelix trying to cheer up Harry. So, he searches ship's computer for Chinese food recipes. And makes bat soup. The whole crew gets sick. Has to self quarantine. Tom quarantines in the Delaney sister's cabin. There was more to the story than that. But, I forget. Although it was very funny. And VERY well received.
Anonymous No.212050238 >>212050469 >>212051157 >>212052804
Is star trek resurgence worth playing?
Anonymous No.212050469 >>212051157
>>212050238
Never played it, but it's only $6 on Steam right now. I think $6 is worth taking a gamble on it. Also it surprisingly has high GPU requirements when the graphics look really dated imo.
Anonymous No.212051157
>>212050238
>>212050469
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Anonymous No.212051204 >>212051252 >>212051303 >>212051332 >>212052236
i have an opinion but this thread doesn't deserve it
Anonymous No.212051252
>>212051204
Anonymous No.212051294
Star Trek fans had it way worse that Star Wars fans.
I wonder why they even bother to interact in any way, shape or form with the franchise outside of rewatching DS9 and/or TNG every year or so.
Anonymous No.212051303
>>212051204
Truthfully, every Trek fan knows they deserve this type of contempt.
Anonymous No.212051332
>>212049542
I’m sorry Neelix that you had to find out this way :’(

>>212049886
Although it was very funny. And VERY well received.
Well shit now I want to see it.

>>212051204
Anon we already know about your thoughts in regards to Hupyrian women
Anonymous No.212051457 >>212053336 >>212054017
>>212006845
>She showed skin and looks like a minor
>Best character in years
Fuck off
Anonymous No.212051557 >>212053007
>>211993188
checked
i thought the same thing anon.
Anonymous No.212051694
>>212006845
Too peppy for my tastes. Lower Decks characters feel like they'd belong in Saturday morning cartoons. They needed a little more maturity, so that it didn't feel like a lot of episodes were very special episodes where characters talk about their insecurities. When you do it so much it's forced.
Anonymous No.212052236
>>212051204
...
Anonymous No.212052804
>>212050238
I haven't really played a new video game since metal gear solid 5. I had the chance to buy the TNG VHS board game. At an op shop a couple months ago. For $19. But, I chose not to. Because I couldn't see myself ever playing it. Because I don't own a VCR anymore. And I can't imagine ever having a group of people who I could convince to play it with me. That same op shop. Like a year ago. I saw the DS9 novel about Quark written by Armin Shimerman. And I didn't buy that either. I thought it was a ripoff, priced at like $5. Although, I regret not buying it now. So, in response to your question. I don't know. Maybe?
Anonymous No.212053007
>>211993188
>>212051557
You niggas faceblind
Anonymous No.212053096
>>212014522
Oh, neat. Is this the part where you tell me that the sandwich I ate for lunch accidentally undid all of space time?
Anonymous No.212053336
>>212051457
she was fresh out of the academy. she's maybe 22
Anonymous No.212054017
>>212051457
Does she really look like a child to you?
Anonymous No.212054414
Oh my God they killed Hogan!
>You bastards!
Anonymous No.212055246 >>212055330 >>212055374
>u posted this like 3 days ago
>noooooo ur spamming WAAAAAAH
Must be nice knowing a tranny janny who'll trade abuse of authority for your bussy.
Anonymous No.212055330 >>212055360 >>212058969
>>212055246
kek this shitty dead ignored /trek/ is going to be up for a week at this rate

don't worry, he'll come back and spam it to the bump limit with tendi pics and then make another one soon
btw i made a non-tranny /trek/ from the last real thread BEFORE this one was made, linked it, etc, and it was deleted in favor of this
this faggot reaps what he sews
Anonymous No.212055360 >>212055394
>>212055330
>hurr durr i made a thread on 4chan
Your mother must be so proud of you. Ask her when she brings your breakfast tendies.
Anonymous No.212055374
>>212055246
Bussy is for paved roads. Trainussy is for getting railed.
Anonymous No.212055394 >>212055892
>>212055360
>breakfast tendies.
Tendi isn't for breakfast, she a SNACK
Anonymous No.212055407 >>212055782
>don't worry, he'll come back and spam it to the bump limit with tendi pics and then make another one soon
like i said
anyway, going to the non-gay thread
Anonymous No.212055782
>>212055407
cool, then this thread will die faster. that's very important and meaningful to the seether
Anonymous No.212055892
>>212055394
She sure is!
Anonymous No.212056076
Anonymous No.212056086
sadly bumping his own thread in 3...2...1...
Anonymous No.212056974 >>212057465
Is Enterprise worth watching or is it cope?
Anonymous No.212057465
>>212056974
It's worth watching IF you are a based humanist like me. If you're a cringe humanitarian like TNG purists, then you shouldn't watch it because you're a godless atheist with no faith of the heart.
Anonymous No.212057538 >>212057906 >>212058133 >>212060176
The only Star Trek I have ever seen in my life has been in the last two months:

Star Trek The Motion Picture [Five Stars, one of the best movies I have ever seen]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan [Five Stars, one of the best action/adventure movies I have ever seen]

Why didn't someone tell me Star Trek was actually good??
Anonymous No.212057867 >>212057977
>It's a transporter accident episode

Why aren't these banned?
Anonymous No.212057906
>>212057538
It's hard to break it to you but you introduced yourself with the very peak
Anonymous No.212057977
>>212057867
Because Hoshi shower scene.
Admittedly, Daedalus was really lame.
Anonymous No.212058133
>>212057538
First Contact is a good movie too.
Anonymous No.212058178
>>211994150
>a grim cautionary tale warning of the undue privilege, power, and attention bestowed upon the ultra-wealthy, regardless of deficits of character.
holy fucking based
Anonymous No.212058969 >>212059014
>>212055330
>BEFORE this one was made
Lying, aren’t we? Naughty naughty.
Anonymous No.212059014 >>212059140
>>212058969
That just means you made the thread before the last one hit 315 which is even more of a general faux pas to be quite honest with you nu trek schizo-kun
Anonymous No.212059105 >>212059264
oh my... they're so green!
Anonymous No.212059140 >>212059217
>>212059014
I didn’t make this thread. OP intentionally didn’t link it to be sneaky and to keep the spammer away from it as long as possible. It was also made when the bump limit was reached. You just didn’t check the catalog.
Anonymous No.212059217
>>212059140
>I didn’t make this thread
Anonymous No.212059264
>>212059105
this scene lasted for exactly 2 minutes
Anonymous No.212059784
In Trek News, looks like New Trek only has about two years left until it's dead, buried, and forgotten about.
Anonymous No.212060176
>>212057538
None of the movies are real Star Trek, but the first one comes the closest
Anonymous No.212060317
>shoots his captain, his tactical officer, and his helmsman
What vulcan pussy does to a motherfucker.