Thread 212009076

We are seriously seeing the death comedy movies in American cinema.

If someone walked up to me like that I would knock them out.

He needs to learn how to read body language. This bitch was annoyed and probably didn't want to be there. No way he was bagging her.

>>212009076 (OP)
You stole my webm from the other thread, you little RAT

>>212009687
exactly, the girl was sitting there with a contoured, annoyed face on and this retarded with his stained shirt thinks “yeah I’m gonna go hit on her!”

>>212009687
>>212009883
Dude's obviously shitfaced, not sure what you were expecting. The fact that he took the hint as fast as he did is more noteworthy if anything.

If you offer women cheese they'll let you put it anywhere

>>212009618
I walk up to people, Greg. Could you knock me out?

>>212009076 (OP)
Imagine being a man in a bar and some random guy comes to you and puts his hand on your shoulder implying he wants to fuck you in the ass

if you don't like this you would understand why women feel terrible at such places.

>>212009925
see
>>212009968
you lie

>>212009925
>>212009968
CHEESED to meet ya..... hehe

>>212009687
YOU need to learn body language you fucking moron since you can’t identify a staged video

>>212009925
What a FAT PIG

>>212009987
Where is it indicated that the farmer didn't get lucky that night?

>>212010024
Have sex.

>>212009968
that's like $70 worth of cheese, way better than flowers

>>212009687
This is such an important skill people lack when dealing with strangers.

>>212009076 (OP)
Dude is a normal, wasted dude, that is approaching a girl, girl doesn't show interest, he leaves. Yet somehow someone felt the need to film the entire sequence and post it on the internet as if it was some sort of cringe sequence.

Then you wonder why people aren't having sex and why men become incels. Even approaching someone is material worthy of making cringe compilation TikToks now.

>>212009076 (OP)
>an incel is born

>>212010149
flowers are pretty and a universal sign of love.
the fuck is 1 girl supposed to do with $70 worth of cheese?

>>212010293
Nachos?

>>212010293
>the fuck is supposed to do someone with food?

It's truly a mystery. I wonder why people gift chocolates, what do people do with those?

>>212010293
he's demonstrating that he can provide her with calories to survive.
it's actually quite primal when you think about it

>>212010344
I'd explain it to you but lets be real you're too fucking stupid to understand.

>>212010386
>I'd provide you with an argument but I'm not gonna because reasons

I accept your concession.

>>212010065
no

>>212010293
>I'd rather have something useless garbage I throw out after 2 days gifted to me than something practical and useful
quintessential foid post

>>212010386
Bitches love cheese so much they'll spend hours rearranging cured meats on a wooden board.

>>212010431
See thats a complete brainlet can never think for himself reply? Very low IQ.

>>212009076 (OP)
Would have taken the glass and smashed it on her fucking head

>>212010489
I said I accepted your concession, no need to embarras yourself more.

>>212010517
>i win now stop typing
weak, emasculated.

>>212010490
No you wouldn't, you autistic bitch lol

>>212009925
true

>>212010538
Take the shards of the broken glass and stick it up her cunt so fucking far that she can't have children

>>212010515
That's a chicken sandwich not a burger

>>212010557
I'm sure you pretend to do that in GTA V lmaooo

>>212009971
I usually hate defending w*men but you’re absolutely correct

>>212009076 (OP)
Many such cases

>>212010532
But enough about you.

>>212010149
>>212010293
>>212010352
>>212010344
flowers, chocolates and a wheel of cheese are ALL demonstrating that the man can provide calories.

the flowers just do it less directly, by showing he has spare money to throw away on something aesthetic but useless.

>>212009687
My body language conveys I’m owed sex.

>>212010447
>says “no” as if he has a choice
you’ll die a virgin

>>212010587
Everyone except the retard that got told already know this dude.

>>212010574
You'd know all about GTA V, seeing as how niggers and browns like you ruined the online
You fucking jeet

>>212010569
It's a chicken burger. You're thinking about a beef sandwich.

>>212010486
this looks fookin phenomenal

>>212010593
Okay, bend over
*unzips schlong*

>>212009687
>>212009076 (OP)
Why were they recording already? Staged

>>212009076 (OP)
Have any of you actually tried hitting on women irl? I did it for a while, and was so bad at it that I havent left my house in 6 months out of depression and shame

>>212009076 (OP)
>doesn't even try to shove his cock into her ear
No wonder she was so dismissive of him.

>>212009076 (OP)
The 2007 Writer's Strike resulted in a lot of good writers leaving the industry. Notice how capeshit started taking over the following year.
The cultural revolution of the mid-10s only made things worse. Creatives were purged during the freakout over 2016 election. Writers rooms were filled with retarded millennials and femcunts.
Then covid and streaming really killed the industry. Streaming incentivizes laziness and the production of slop. It's a dead industry. Nobody cares anymore.

The issue is slovenly fucking men.
That dude is disgusting. Revolting. Nasty unkempt facial hair. Yee-yee ass haircut. Shirt covered in (hopefully) beer.

His approach is offensive too. Girl clearly hasn't sent him any signals since she wasn't even facing his direction. He immediately touches her. Doesn't try to be funny, or warm and open, just kinda stands there loitering.

It's just the overall lack of effort. Dude isn't trying to pull, he's trying to find a hooker who'll do it for free. He's def going to complain about women's standards with the boys after.

>>212010617
And because its the only game for you to pretend you aren't autistic rofl

>>212010691
Did the writers went from movies to video games and series? Both are better than movies atm

>>212010515
Those fat tits make up for the lack of a right arm

>>212009971
This doesn't work because men and women aren't the same. Her issue here is that the guy wasn't handsome. If he was, she'd be thrilled by his confidence. Simple as that.

>>212010708
Whatever you say jeet you're not wanted anywhere and the women you simp over despise you
Now keep trying to act big on the internet when we all know you're the biggest bitch on the site you smelly brown faggot, even a corpse could beat the shit out of you

>>212010293
that's enough cheese to cook relatively cheesy meals for like 2 months

>>212010587
>spending $5 on a flower means I can provide for you
that is some low fucking standard lmao, how poor are you

>>212010658
yeah but I'm married so I get in trouble

Protip you fucking orangutans, if the camera is already recording moments before “the thing” happens, and the camera is perfectly steady, it’s fucking FAKE, no further analysis needed! Am I on fucking facebook? Even obvious fucking AI shit people here believe. Good morning sirs, I hate all of you !

>>212010703
Imagine if a guy went from an overweight bloated alcoholic mess into a low body fat high muscle great skin chad, got a whole new wardrobe, and then went out and started talking to women and got extremely positive attention but he was a manic nuerotic freak mentally still and repulsed women so much despite the initial physical attraction that they told him they were lesbians after talking to him for more than a few minutes and now he doesnt leave his house and walks around screaming at himself while he's alone haha that would be something

>>212009971
I’m not gay or a woman though. You fucking retard.

>>212009076 (OP)
Writers

>>212010801
the farmer spent $0 on that 10kg of cheese so I still win the heart of the fair maiden in OP's webm with my $5 of flowers.

>>212010293
Show me your feet.

>>212010949
>the farmer spent $0 on that 10kg of cheese
shit bait aside it's staggering that a lot of foids think like this

>>212010587
he's a farmer, he's demonstrating that he has an abundance of high-quality calories

>>212010738
It’s not so much he isn’t handsome as it is the the fact that he looks like a revolting slob who doesn’t wipe his ass properly

>>212010515
Imagine the Lego-job...

>>212009971
It would be the same if a mid looking (your league) woman came up and put her hand on your shoulder and wanted you to fuck her in the ass.

Every man would be absolutely thrilled about this, unless he is a raging gayboy, in which he would much prefer your scenario.

>>212011021
Women don’t like properly wiped asses. There are more pheromones in your feces than everywhere else combined.

>>212010912
Doesn't sound plausible. Who writes this shit?

>>212009925
>favourite cheese in the world!
>it's cheddar
>comes packaged
Yikes

>>212010149
Good cheese is 20 to 40 dollars a kilo

>>212010386
If they can't figure out a way to preserve what they aren't immediately using, or figure out how to gift it to the rest of their family, then they are dumber than you are so violently showing yourself to be right now.

>>212011133
You’re not entirely too far off base, but not the ass wiping part. I spent a week in the hospital without a proper shower or deodorant and my wife has never been hornier when she came to visit and still talks about how good I smelled despite this being like 7 years ago

>>212011142
Haha yeah imagine if that same guy's oneitis finally gave him a chance and then his dick wouldn't get hard so he got black out drunk and called her a cunt on the phone for 30 minutes the next day lmao

>>212010863
Normally yes, but this just looks like her friend was already recording her, which is extremely plausible because roasties love filming inane shit.

>>212011245
That’s it I’m never bathing or wiping again. Sorry bros but all of your women are belong to me now.

>>212009925
if you find this repulsive you are probably lactose intolerant and therefore not white

>>212011375
I think the key is she has to like you first, otherwise you just smell like a shithead