The Phoenician Scheme (2025) - /tv/ (#212009434) [Archived: 862 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:20:54 PM No.212009434
The.Phoenician.Scheme.2025
The.Phoenician.Scheme.2025
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Finally a little bit better Wes Anderson.
He acknowledged that the only good part of the French Dispatch was Benicio del Toro part, so he gives him a full feature, and that's what elevates this movie.
The movie is very enjoyable except for the parts where Michael Cera and/or Scarlett Johansson are on screen, when it loses the steam and plummets to the lows of the worst Wes Anderson.
Overall it's improvement in every way over most of his latest filmography, it's soulful, warm, beautiful aesthetics add to the movie instead of looking like a hollow ai generated trash.

VERDICT: WATCHABLE AT THE LEVELS OF GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:23:20 PM No.212009507
>>212009434 (OP)
>AT THE LEVELS OF GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL
Lowkey burial tbqwhyf no cap
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:35:51 PM No.212009810
>>212009434 (OP)
i like the idea of a businessman who spends all his time on the planet trying to thwart the zog, inspirational. i don't like the idea of his archenemy being his his half brother, i would prefer the zog to keep that place, brother being just a nuisance
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:52:14 PM No.212010174
>>212009434 (OP)
Nah, it's garbage.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:54:30 PM No.212010221
should i watch it? i dropped asrteroid city in like 15 minutes
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:56:53 PM No.212010268
>>212010221
It's much better than Asteroid City. I thought it was pretty funny and the nun is cute.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:59:12 PM No.212010325
>>212010221
yeah, imho it's much better, asteroid city writing looks chatgpt generated.
its soulfulness does rely a bit on feeling the family dynamics, so i guess for autists who don't, it will be flatter
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:59:23 PM No.212010330
>>212009810
>trying to thwart the zog
You mean trying to be the happiest merchants of them all, pissing off everyone else in the process, and the only redeeming factor about him is that he made his daughter
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:01:05 PM No.212010384
>>212009434 (OP)
Rather antisemitic title.
Imagine making a film called the Hebraic Scheme.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:09:34 PM No.212010575
The.Phoenician.Scheme.2025a
The.Phoenician.Scheme.2025a
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>>212010330
>Subject: Zsa-Zsa Korda, our single common enemy who works consistently and relentlessly against the interests of all our competing nations.
>He swindles our banks. He dodges our tariffs. He ties up our courtrooms in tactical lawsuits. He provokes was as well as peace, in direct conflict with our shared diplomatic agenda.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:24:27 PM No.212010935
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>>212009434 (OP)
Impossible to watch. I'm light years away from the mind state of "hey I'm in the mood for something quirky!" That only comes when you have seen enough actually cool stuff recently.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:33:11 PM No.212011169
>>212010935
>I'm so mentally ill that I can't watch a movie
Work on yourself, brother
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:34:38 PM No.212013145
>>212009434 (OP)
Mia Threapleton is beautiful, more than her mother
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:05:02 PM No.212014156
jake
jake
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>>212011169
No, I don't think I will abandon reason and taste so I can pretend that new slop is palatable.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:24:49 PM No.212014784
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The.Phoenician.Scheme.2025.mosaic_3x3.a_thumb.jpg
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:28:56 PM No.212014926
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>>212009434 (OP)
why is american culture so fucking gay? there can't possibly be THIS MANY homosexuals!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8IY3AAvGIj4
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:32:40 PM No.212015046
It was a good movie, barring the like three minutes with Johanson which felt kinda pointless.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:33:10 PM No.212015069
French dispatch was the best Wes Anderson in like a decade, I donโ€™t trust the opinion of anyone who didnโ€™t like it
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:33:51 PM No.212015095
yeah I'd say it was worth seeing, it had sexy nun legs and feet in stockings dangling over an armrest
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:36:31 PM No.212015194
timmy
timmy
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>>212015069
kys
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:06:28 PM No.212016286
>>212015095
i seem to have missed that, rewatching
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:16:48 PM No.212016705
>>212009434 (OP)
For some reason Del Toro seems to be one of the few actors that can pull off Anderson's directing without wooden acting, it's really glaring when you watch him beside everyone else in this movie