Thread 212012091

>*slams into ocean bed at full speed*
>what the fuck hand over the controls
>*hides controller out of your reach*
>*visible debris and landing gear floating*
>STOCKTON GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER NOW ILL GET US OUT OF THIS
>*keeps dragging sub against ocean floor*
>*woman passenger calls him a retard*
>*finally gives controller with embarressed face*
Holy crap this guy was a lobotomite

>boomer nepobaby is an out of touch retard, more news at 11
anon, just go up to your parents and mention that minimum wage is nearly 20 dollars an hour. You'll realise that older people aren't "wise" 99% of the time.

>>212012091 (OP)
I don't quite understand why someone would want to go down in a window-less tube to look at poor quality footage of something on a tiny tv screen when they could do that sitting comfortably on land or on a boat?

>>212012304
Many richfags are extremely self-conscious of their status among other richfags. Being in proximity to the Titanic gives them bragging rights.

Logitech is the real villain in all of this

>>212012304
I understand people going up mountains or (sort of) into caves but wtf is there to see on the open ocean let alone underneath it?

>>212012304
>where we're going, we won't eyes to see

Wouldn't it get very hot and smelly in there with no ventilation?

>>212012304
The dome part had a window
The cameras are walmart security cams lmao

>>212012091 (OP)
>STOCKTON! WE ARE UNDER THE WRECKAGE!

>>212012091 (OP)
Last time I went to /pol/ threads and laughed. I remember the one guy who thought the sub had gotten hooked to the titanic

>>212012462
this. if he had used a playstation controller he would have been fine. Or the 8bitdo.

>>212012091 (OP)
I find it interesting how Sony has basically threatened everyone covering this into hiding how it was a PlayStation controller used for this 99% of the time. Loads of people are convinced it was that Logitech one

>>212012304
Fair point anon, but the titan had a viewport. It's so the billionairs could say, I saw it with my own eyes"

>>212012393
>>212012304
>Splice together some footage of James Cameron's Titanic dives and a few ocean documentaries
>Build a windowless "submarine" out of $200 worth of shit from Home Depot
>Put it on a boat
>Charge wealthy idiots $250,000 for a seat
>Tell everyone to get in the "submarine"
>Have the captain of the boat drag your "submarine" around in circles a few times while you bravely "pilot" the boat with your controller
>Play the footage on the tv screen for your astounded passengers
>A couple of hours later everyone gets out thinking they were really at the Titanic
>You're now a millionaire

>>212012791
Fun fact, that lady is standing on the shitter

>>212012894
She's on the paki billionaire or his son?

>>212012619
>The dome part had a window
Its blocked by the toilet

>>212012091 (OP)
>>212012791
Where does this come from? Has there been a new docu released?

>>212012091 (OP)
He needed a real controller

>The crew compartment, containing human remains, and many other fragments from the submarine were recovered from the ocean floor after a three-month search and recovery operation. The exact timing of the deaths of the crew is unknown, but several crew members are thought to have survived the initial breakup of Titan. The submarine had noescape system and the impact of the crew compartment atterminal velocitywith the ocean floor was too violent to be survivable.
>The crew cabin hit the ocean floor at 207 mph (333 km/h) approximately two minutes and 45 seconds after breakup. The estimated deceleration was 200 g, far exceeding structural limits of the crew compartment or crew survivability levels.

grim.

If you die on the Titanic or near it, you have to clap for Rose and Jack kissing for all eternity.

>>212013016
source?

I'm actually surprised that shit like that hasn't happened before when people go to space and stuff.

>>212013016
Stockton shattered a world record that the greatest military and naval minds in history couldn't hope to equal
Yet another accomplishment for this great man.

My uncle worked on submarines in the late 90s. Apparently there's almost nonstop rape - way more than in the navy. Because of the water, niggas are legitimately getting raped daily

>>212012977
Google
"Titan sub viewport"

>>212012944
motherfucker

>>212013133
Alot of musicians died because they use their charasima fame to intimidate pilots out of following procedures or flying into dogshit conditons or they hire like minded coke addicts

>>212012977
Google "Faustian spirit overdrive gamecube controller motion controls"

>>212013245
True. Small aircraft are extremely dangerous but celebs insist on getting places on their own schedule.

>>212013094
the source is the Wikipedia page for the Challenger space shuttle disaster

>>212013340
what did kobe know and who had him killed?

>>212013133
Most of the bad stuff that happened with space exploration happened during the monkey and dog space flight tests. There is a myth/conspiracy theory that a female russian cosmonauts capsule bounced off the atmosphere and went flying off into deep space never to return. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cosmonauts

>>212013340
KOBE

>>212013340
Kobe's pilot flew into clouds and became disoriented. From personally experience flying IFR makes you dizzy AS FUCK Ive felt as I had to fight my own hands for control. Imagine that huge nigger yelling that hes going to rape you if hes late.

>>212013445
>what did kobe know
Lebron is actually garbage
>and who had him killed?
Lebron

>>212013425
spoilsport.

>>212012091 (OP)
You've never been frustrated when your sweaty older brother tried to take the controller away from you even though you were having fun just because you weren't winning?

>>212012091 (OP)
*creak*
>Nothing to be alarmed about, folks. This old girl's hull is as sturdy as they come!
*creeeeeeak*
>AHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M TRAPPED I'VE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE
*clunk*
>Oh no, the kid.. he's got... the Ocean Madness!
*bump*
>AHH DAD WHY DID YOU BRING ME DOWN HERE?
>GIMME THAT CONTROLLER, I WANNA GO UP!
*crunch*
>Stop it, kid! You'll kill us all!
*CLANK*
>AAAHHHHH

*poot*

>>212012858
>Splice together some footage of James Cameron's Titanic dives and a few ocean documentaries
Dude, just hire someone off fiverr to make that shit in unreal engine

>>212013445
He openly spoke out about the Chinese and didn't want them involved in the NBA

>>212013245
>Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper died because their tour promoter was too cheap to rent busses with heaters so they chartered a plane with their own money that few into IFR conditions and immediately crashed and killed everyone on board

>>212013450
>doesn't even tell you the cause of death
This glows

God you guys just make the same comments and "jokes" about the controller over and over. You are the most boring and unfunny people imaginable and yes I own this sub company before you make that tired joke too

>>212013016
Wait, what? Someone explain this.
Wouldn't all the air immediately exit after the submarine imploded? Combined with the impact of flying debris and pressue, wouldn't that mean the crew would die in a lot less than 2 minutes or at least be rendered unconscious?

>>212013698
Nigger. There you happy?

>>212013741
BAWHAHAHAHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAHARHAHEEEEEE BOY. That's a good one!

>>212013698
>yes I own this sub company
I knew you were still alive, Stockton. How did you do it?

>>212012462
kek, if they had made a statement it would have been kino
>>212012781
Wait, was it really?

>>212013922
Yeah you can see them using playstation controllers when they were in the lab doing testing

>>212013703
Stockton initiated life support measures and an unspecified number of crew had oxygen masks on. They were fighting the whole way down after the implosion.

>>212013642
There's killing the Golden Goose and then there's slamming the Golden Goose into the ground at terminal velocity.

>>212013450
Why not take a picture of the bodies and take notes on a print out of the picture? Why torture the examiner by forcing them to stare at a mutilated corpse long enough that they can draw a picture of it?

>>212013449
This sounds fucking kino, why has no one thought to do a horror kino based on this? I swear, conspiracy theorists are a great source for film premises. I see a lot of good ideas for film/tv/game/book premises on >>>/x/ that no one has ever thought to use.

>>212013648
it’s literally a single page out of a longer report

>>212014115
That drawing probably took him lless than five minutes.

>>212012091 (OP)
i get that even the military and government institutions use console controllers because they're so affordable, but using a wireless bluetooth controller for something as sensitive as a submarine controls knowing it could run out of battery or fuck up the bluetooth connection is so dumb

>>212014115
>torture the examiner
You don't become a medical examiner if you're fucking squeamish, idiot. They literally don't care at all and it's like looking under the hood of a car for them.

>>212014128
Isn't that basically Gravity?

If only anyone could've predicted that this would happen

>>212014115
they take photos too obviously but those rarely get leaked and when they do it gets scrubbed fast

>>212013169
Don't subs have nearly zero privacy? How does that happen?

>>212014269
Shit maybe, I never saw it. Added to the list

>>212014178
You don't pick up on jokes do you anon

>chooses to go underwater more than 30 ft
couldnt be me

From the documentary clips you can tell it irked him when people asked about the sounds.

>>212014494
What if it was a deep sea diving suit in one of those really bright and tropical coral reefs that are filled with scuba divers & next to a resort so it's totally chill though?

>>212014552
>>212014494
and free

>>212012791
moreover, the viewport was modified so as not to distort the view so badly
of course this gave rise to another design flaw by unevenly loading the viewport and that could have killed them, but it's doubtful that it was the first to fail

>>212014324
>spend money developing system to monitor damage in advance
>completely ignore it when it tells you in advance that there's been damage
>die
I feel like Stockton is a glaring omission from the Darwin awards

>>212014494
>30ft
nigga ...
If I can't put my feet on deh flo' I ain't gon' go
Sheeeeit

>>212014591
>>212014552
sorry bro 30 ft max i dont care if the coral looks like big titties

>>212014647
c'mon man, it's not that bad. 31 feet.

>bzzzt bzzzzt bzzzzt bzzzzt
>they're bolted in shut
>"uh, Mr.Rush, I changed my mind"
>"aw don't be a pussy bro. you already paid might as well go for it. it'll be quick, in and out."

I really like the one where it's the guy sitting up straight in his chair while gaming

>>212014607
Yeah I haven't watched the documentary but from what I remember it was the carbon alloy that degraded and popped. I know I've seen photos of the viewport section relatively still intact

he's the king of the world now. i wonder if he gets along with captain smith.

>>212012091 (OP)
Did they recover footage or something?

>>212015009
Sea you, ocean cowboy.

>>212014482
no
t. autist

>>212013016
this is a description of the challenger disaster with the names swapped out

>>212013245
Aaliyah crash
>Charter pilot Lewis Key claimed to have overheard passengers arguing with the pilot, Luis Morales III, prior to take off, adding that Morales warned them that there was too much weight for a "safe flight". Key further stated: "He tried to convince them the plane was overloaded, but they insisted they had chartered the plane and they had to be in Miami Saturday night.

>>212015102
No those were previous charters

>>212015180
Fair

>>212014269
eh very loosely but not really?

>>212014400
add "Life" to it as well. The one from 2017

>>212014128
There's supposedly recordings/transcripts of her increasingly desperate pleas for help getting fuzzier and fuzzier as her capsule drifts out of radio range. Grim way to die imo.

>>212013169
I'm sorry your uncle got raped, anon.

>>212012304
VGH...THE FAVSTIAN SPIRIT...

>>212015216
One of my best friends in college was roommates with a black butch hoodrat lesbian. one night when we were hanging out there drinking and getting high she put on this documentary about Aaliyah (who i'd never heard about before) talking about how the Illuminati and the Freemasons arranged to have her killed to keep black people down. It was the most ridiculous shit I'd ever heard but the roommate was stonefaced serious about it the entire time.

>>212015687
and Apollo 18

>>212016046
This is basically what /pol/ ideology sounds like to normal people fyi

>>212015786
That capsule would just be dust and a skeleton at this point or would she have been preserved?

>>212016067
Apollo 13 buddy

>>212016171
>shit
Sorry I mean to say
>Apollo 13 buddy, jk

>>212013169
I would expect more group JO sessions than rape

>>212012091 (OP)
There's a video of this?

>have genius idea for safe and effective carbon fiber toilet paper tube hull
>but it's not even a solid tube, but five cylinders glued to each other
>and the cylinders have weak spots ground into them
>and you can't weld it to the titanium sockets so you just glue it on instead (but this glue is thick like peanut butter, trust me bro)
>don't have it professionally done to create a solid seal without air bubbles, just slap it on with spatulas because it's cheaper
It's like he was intent on not doing a single thing right to be passive agressive towards those pesky professionals who think they know better.

>>212013169
The water is causing the rapes?

>>212012091 (OP)
please tell me this actually happened

>>212016565
The only thing that made it to the bottom was the fractured remains.

>>212012579
bizarre alien like deep ocean critters?

>>212014211
>i get that even the military and government institutions use console controllers because they're so affordable
It's not because they're affordable, it's because it's an interface that younger generations are already very familiar with when they enlist. The military industrial complex has never given a single shit about whether something is affordable.

>>212012579
There is more unknown in the deep sea than the surface, I know this from the opening of sea quest dsv

>>212016652
Dunno about USA but in many european countries traffic police use gaming joystick to control highway cameras because thats better than ordering brand new 5000€ purpose-made controls for them

>>212016135
Decomposition would occur until there was no oxygen left, what hadn't decomposed by that point would end up mummified/freeze dried.

>>212012091 (OP)
His last words? “NIGGER!”

>>212016565
It was with a previous sub that they used to go to a far less deep wreck. The idiot ignored his own team and thus got stuck in the wreck.

>>212013450
do people really draw pictures of dead bodies instead of just taking photos or video?

>>212014552
this im terrified of drowning and bad at swimming but I'd love to find a way to explore one of those coral reef jungles

>>212016772
I wonder if the microbes ate through the suit or if her remains would just be sitting in it

>>212016851
is there an article/link about this, wanna hear the details

>>212012977
>>212015102
>>212016253
>>212016565
Yes it actually happened, he fired this guy for "embarassing him" dude actually tried to wrangle the controller away from the guy with actual sub experience
https://youtu.be/1aRVGRF2U-0?si=M1H1OzSKFBNf9mas

>>212016269
part of a wider societal issue with people thinking they’re smarter than experts, many such cases

>>212017357
>throws the controller out of temper tantrum
Holy fucking keke

>>212012091 (OP)
He absolutely knew he was going to die. He was up to his neck in debt and losing his money would have been a fate worse than death. Instead of admitting failure and going into bankruptcy, he went out like a badass and chose to get crushed to death while on a fantastic nautical adventure.

He's unironically my hero.

>>212012462
Should have used a GameSaar

>>212014213
Can confirm

>>212017357
>>212016253
>Actual footage of Stockton Rush disciplining his employee for ruining his Titanic dive, 2022, colorized

>>212017357
>throws the controller off me head
>button falls off the robust Playstation controller
Stockton was the Wings of redemption of sub pilots lol

>>212017213
It's in the netflix documentary, first half

>>212016046
How can you be old enough to have been in college and not know Aaliyah?

>>212017357
Hilarious but sad. Luckily this guy didn’t lose his life.

>>212013016
The fact that this confuses anybody as to whether or not it's real is a scathing indictment of our educational system

>>212013169
Can I get a quick mathematical explanation of how the water causes the rape?

>>212018065
oh i dont remember them describing an accident that way though i'm aware OP is exaggerating

>>212012462
>use ~50$ gaming controller in not indented way as ~30 million Dollar submarine control
>HOW DARE THE COMPANY?!
this is also why, chocolate surprise egg are banned in the usa.
because people were eating the bright yellow plastic shell with the toy

>>212013016
>The crew cabin hit the ocean floor at 207 mph
How does it get going that fast?

>>212017885
kek

>>212016934
They do both. Only the drawings are ever released to the public in the autopsy report.

>>212018303
The shuttle weighs 20 tons

>>212018152
The implication.

>>212014102
>>212013016
>>212013425
>posts something that has nothing to do with current thread
>bot #2 answers as if it's the titan sub disaster and gives out false chatgpt info
>bot #3 gives out source that has nothing to do with thread
Nobody in the fucking world can convince me these aren't bot posts.

>>212014115
They do take pictures, but they are extremely graphics. The drawings are a sanitized way for people to understand the extent of the damage.

>>212017357
that was funnier than anything in the doc, can't believe that dude

>>212018706
THAT WAS IN THE DOC

>>212017357
how are you gonna throw the controller that is being used to pilot the craft that you guys are piloting in dangerous environment

>>212014115
It's a coroner's report. It's meant to show where injuries are, not to show fangoria pics. Sometimes injuries are internal and only found upon autopsy. The page is supposed to summarize the injuries

>>212018731
the entire thing with no breaks? i swore it wasn't but I guess i'm wrong

>>212013006
NESmaxxing

>>212012091 (OP)
dude "did his own research" just like the antivax trash tell you to.

>>212018824
You've never met a self destructive rich faggot suffering an ego injury have you?

>>212018650
you must be real fun at parties. Ever been invited to one?

>>212018483
I thought if you put heavy stuff in the water it still floats down gently
How do whales not go 200 miles per hour then?

>>212013450
this nigga named Bean

>>212019079
Whales have air in them the shuttle didn't

>>212015009
i wish his ghost would suddenly implode at the end

>>212017357
>guy gets fired over bullshit
>whistleblows over the clusterfuck operation
>osha immediately lets Stockton know who filed the complaint
>Stockton files bullshit lawsuits to silence engineer
>engineer burns through his savings just responding
>osha does initial investigation, finishes and then says they can't do an actual investigation until 11 prior cases are sorted first
>engineer left to fend for himself
>engineer forced to withdraw complaint just to avoid bankruptcy
>osha accepts this and stops investigation altogether
I like how this incident will result in exactly zero changes to the system.

>>212012091 (OP)
he wanted to become one with the depths. The others were sacrifices to cthulu to gain favor.
he's chillin in r'lyeh RIGHT NOW getting lovecraftian monster pussy

>>212018676
And it's harder to see what's going on in a picture with all the blood and gore.

>>212019047
no just heard about them in news and film, i had a wealthy grandpa but didn't spend enough time to see that light

>>212018676
No it's a summation of injuries, some that won't be seen in a picture

>>212019562
I know a rich kid who liked on a dozen duis by the time he was 22 because getting pulled over and told he was drunk created a narcissistic injury

>>212015009

One of the engineers Stockton fired gave an interesting interview to 60m Australia. He defends carbon fiber hulls for deep sea exploration and speculates the cause of failure was the glue joint between the titanium ring and the carbon fiber which he claims was stressed by mishandling. He says the media message it was just the carbon fiber is misleading even though he himself refused to ride in the titan.

https://youtu.be/4YneW3MD3Eg

>>212015009

They should put stockton and the titanic captain standing together smiling as force ghosts like that horrible scene in return of the jedi.

>>212019939
Nah the implosion idea was better

>>212012091 (OP)
>if you here an alarm the best thing you can do is nothing
Words to die by

>>212015687
Thanks added.
>>212016207
Not quite the same.

>>212012091 (OP)
I'm watching the Netflix documentary right now and the guy just said "submerged city" so now I need to re-download my bioshock collection

perfect seasoning is the coffin corner of submarining. Only the best of the best can operate within it

>>212019499
Why the explosion?

>>212020959
the air is moving so quick it ignites.

>>212012726
he did tho
see >>212012091 (OP)

>>212021172
I belive that was on the cyclops 1 and he had moved to Logitech by the the time of the titan, but that might be a result of the memes

I will never stop keking at the oceangate cretin. This retard brings joy with how dumb he was

>>212021706
I feel bad for the titanic expert and the son of the Paki. I kek hardest at the blink 182 loving stepson

>>212012091 (OP)
Can the plop really be detected by technical means? It's just a tiny amount of air compared to all the shit that goes on in the oceans every second. How do they know it wasn't just a farting whale?

>>212022167
The navy has had acoustic detection in the Atlantic since at least the 50s. A sub implosion is going to leave a different acoustic signature than anything native to the ocean

>>212012858
They also played "my heart will go on" when they got near the Titanic.

>>212018731
the documentary never mentions Stockton throwing a controller at Lochridge's head, it was way more boring in the doc

>>212012462
The controller is still intact, the submarine isn't, checkmate niggers.

>>212013698
>UGH you guys SUCK
>UGH let me tell you guys how much you SUCK
Shut it woman.

The MAX doc was better than the Netflix one

>>212012091 (OP)
I sometimes think about what the final hours were like and wish we had some kind of audio or something just for the morbidly curiosity. from all accounts Stockton was a smug prick and only got more insufferable in stressful situations, I wonder if anyone lost it on him before the end or if anyone went nuts in general and started attacking people. It's fascinating to contemplate on how strangers would act in that enclosed of a space once they started to realize they were not going to be saved.

>>212012091 (OP)
A lobotomite, here? In the forbidden Chan?

Just reload checkpoint.

Where's the images of the remains? That is the only reason I'm still watching this and Kobes story

Stockton also handed the controller to various "mission specialists" aka paypigs and let them control the sub. There's a youtube vlog where some spic hits the sea floor when he has the controller lmao

>>212018192
They went on an expedition to the wreck of the Andrea Doria and Rush got them stuck under the wreck’s bow.

>>212024063
>Crack! Crack!
Happens all the time guys
>Crack! Crack!
>Son of Paki Gets scared
Haha yeah everybody reacts like that the first time
>Crack! Crack!
You know I always use the noises to let me know where getting close
>everyone dies in an instant
>
I remember they supposedly released the ballasts when they lost communication but I don't know of that was confirmed. Also I'm watching this thing on Netflix right now and everyone that worked with the exception of whislte blowing guy is is seemingly pulling a Nuremberg and passing the blame up the chain of command, or is it just me? Maybe closer to a Mcnamara in fog of war ...

>>212012858
based and scampilled

>>212012091 (OP)
seeing this thread while listening to David Lochridge's two hour long phone recording of him Stockton, Tony Nissen where they both try and explaing away their monstrosity. Amazed the full audio got out there

>>212014552
youtube tropical reef fish 4K UHD. good enough for me

>>212024404
The intern who was their 4th choice to be in charge of steering the sun summed it up by saying they needed income.

What’s annoying is this retard ruined anyone using carbon fiber subs maybe forever. It’s obvious with more tweaking they would woke. He took one down to the fucking titanic multiple times before it failed. And he built it like an absolute retard and ignored safety warnings/advice. Imagine if we abandoned airplanes because a few crashed early on.

stop hogging the controller, mom said its my turn to drive the deathtrap.

>>212012304
That is why no one will remember your name

>>212019499
>Of all the methods I employ, this is perhaps the cruelest, causing my victim's body to shrink on itself, crushing bones and rupturing organs 'til the pressure inside bursts the sac of fleshy skin, spraying its contents for all to see.

>>212012304
Some people feel the need to do something dangerous and unique in order to soothe their insecurities.

>>212024521
https://drive.google.com/file/d/10NiOwrX9tEDGg7_ph8y_BqNEcJoVw0_H/view
here's the call that I assume anon is talking about

>>212026003
is that true? I mean making boats out of concrete sounds retarded at first but works really well

>>212026570
lol. The Scottish guy gave Stockton the logitech while he actually controlled the sun using the ps3 controller.

>>212012145
Federal minimum wage is still 7.25 an hour. most places in the US do not have $20 minimum wage.

>>212018258
>>HOW DAR THE COMPANY
who are you quoting

>>212013449
>>212015786
>>212017212
It's a moot point. Even if the lost cosmonaut theories are true, there's no way her capsule would be floating out in deep space unless it achieved escape velocity. A spacecraft launched into earth orbit, even if it bounces off the atmosphere during reentry, will just reenter again later, but at a deadly reentry angle with high G loads.

>>212026691
So here are just a few facts
>boeing engineers gave him a report on the sub that said it would not be safe below a certain depth(which the titanic was just under), he ignored that and did it anyway
>he said up monitoring systems to alert them to possible problems, the system seems to have worked great, he just ignored it
>he refused to do proper inspections after obvious damage to see about repairs
>he stored it outside and in sub zero temps which is known to damage the materials the sub is made of
And it still made it to the titanic multiple times before it failed. To me this is proof carbon fiber subs work just fine, they just need to be safety tested properly to determine what depth and what conditions they can be used, proper safety monitoring and inspections etc, and further iterations of it will surely be better made using lessons from this one. This guy could have made any sub fail no matter the material. He did literally everything wrong.

>>212018258
> ~50$ gaming controller
bro its logitech they're the cheap ones you give your little sibling

>>212020959

when you compress air rapidly it heats up and you can use it to start fires.

https://youtu.be/ttz-CzEDXwI

>>212027451
It’s crazy no one has made a meme of this event using the “here’s your controller bro”

>>212027448
No. It was a miracle it didnt implode earlier.

>>212012145
You want wisdom? If you raise the minimum wage to 20 an hour, all that means is 20 dollars is only worth an hour of unskilled labor. You are not increasing the wealth or unskilled workers, you are just devaluing the currancy.

>>212024404
I haven't finished it but started it and had similar thoughts. Everyone talking about how they knew it was a death trap and they hated it but most of them continued working there and none of them seem to have gone to any sort of authority and raised genuine concerns.

>>212028023
he fired and then sued everyone who raised genuine concerns and replaced them with interns who'd do what they were told

>>212027846
>sets minimum wage to 5 cents a day
>15 piece nuggies for ⅒ cents
>oldfound poors become newfound wealths
>mfw

>>212027846
Why doesn't the government just oscillate the minimum wage to manipulate prices? Set it to 20 bucks an hour for six months and then drop it to like 10 cents for a month and boom, everyone can buy stuff with their savings from when it was higher. Are they fucking STUPID?

>>212028831
Are you? It is an upwards only trend. Whatever you pay for an hour of unskilled labor, that figure has a low value because all it gets you is monkeywork.

>>212027367
I didn't know that, I thought with rentry you either 1. come in at the right angle and survive 2. come in too steep and burn up 3. come in too shallow and bounce off into space

>>212012091 (OP)
I'm 100% certain that Stockton had extreme personality disorders. He seemed to know what he was doing and was so upset at the situation he took everyone he could on a one way trip.

>>212012579
we know more about the surface of the moon than we do the deepest parts of the ocean

>>212027846
>devaluing the currancy

The government is already doing it by printing money constantly, calling it "quantitive easing", which is essentially free money for rich people.

you could say he RUSHED the development of the sub to raise the STOCK prices

>>212029492
meme bullshit

>>212029618
dude you can just look up and see what's there
can't do that sorta thing with the oceans

>>212015009
surely he was alive for a split second when his body was mush, so his ghost should be a pile of blood and bone resembling spaghetti. maybe with an eyeball poking out

>>212012462
the military uses video game controllers for their stuff too.
that was one of the least concerning parts of the design.

>>212029403
his name was fucking stockton
he probably got bullied so hard as a kid he had a massive chip on his shoulder

>>212014115
If you want real gore you gotta go to gif. Real life case photos leak very rarely, you have only police cams and that's last 10 years tops

>>212028023
Similar to Columbia shuttle disaster and nasa at the time(at least)

>be Trieste
>built to go to challenger deep
>no manned or unmanned vessel has been there before
>take an american and a frenchman down
>why do the french love submarines?
>spring a leak at 10,000 feet
>keep going deeper
>spring another leak at 18,000 feet
>underwater telephone stops working too
>keep going deeper
>depth gauge stops working
>deeper?
>BANG
>15 inch thick acrylic glass window cracks at 32,000 feet, shaking the entire bathyscape
>doesn't implode
>american and frenchman decide "fuck it, keep going"
>depth gauge starts working again at 35,500 feet (300 feet from the bottom)
>reach bottom at 35,797 feet
>spend twenty minutes there, can't see much because window cracked
>drop ballast weights and take 3 hours to reach surface safe and sound
The virgin Oceangate Titan vs The Chad Trieste. They don't make them like they used to.

>>212016269
Even the carbon fiber he bought was second hand, from an airplane company. The dude was destined to fail from the start

>>212030479
Reads like that Edgar Allan Poe short story of the balloon blimp enthusiast, except they wouldnt probably survive in the end,

>>212022167
They literally have underwater microphones recording 7/24. An implosion is a very different Soundwave than a fart

>>212024404
Nigger everyone tried to warn the retarded ceo but he didn't listen. Good riddance now he paid the price with his life

>>212028023
This isn't surprising at all. Every workplace is shady in some way. You either keep your head down and do your job or you get fired and have your reputation smeared on top of that.

>>212029114
Maybe it could happen if it were on a return trajectory from the moon or something, but even then I'm not positive.

>>212012304
White people

>>212013450
>exposed fractured spine
jesus

>>212027448
Yeah i remember reading them storing it outside probably caused a lot of damage they didn't know about.

>>212026003
Carbon fiber is retarded to use for a fucking submarine

>>212019499
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>212031352
>makes 100 successful trips
Here’s a non carbon fiber sub after 1 trip
>>212030479
You were saying?

>>212019499
As suicide techniques go, this one is utterly flawless.
There is absolutely no way to accidentally survive this.

>>212024694
>4K UHD
a bit redundant isn't it

>>212031520
>makes 13 of 24 attempts to the titanic
>everyone dies
Wow anon, what a modern marvel

>>212031520
The Challenger Deep is almost three times deeper than where the Titanic wreck is at.

>>212018258
You don't get Kinder surprises anymore?

What's it like to be an employee of a business that collapses in such a manner? It's gotta be a weird crushing feeling to wake up and be like well I'm out of a job.

I guess you can help yourself to stuff on the way out

>>212031684
My uncle tried that, he lived though. When we have to visit its very akward

>>212018911
you don't need to do any research to realize something is wrong when the government is trying to force you to go through a medical procedure, reddit.

How does a retard like that even get submarine money? Lifes so fake and gay

at least whities finally started seasoning their hulls

>>212018258
They sell kinder eggs with toys in them everyone in the US anon

>>212032777
If only they told you that pre op amiright

>>212032951
vaxxie cope.

>>212026600
vae victa!

>>212032885
buy one and post an image

>>212013526
>Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter.
Did Kobe invent consensual rape?

>>212031684
Suicide larpers will complain about the pain or say it's too expensive.

>>212024180
Any link to this?

>>212013591
>>212012091 (OP)
what's all this about? did they recover the black box or something?

>>212032561
>Out of a job
>Have to put OceanGate on your resume.
And this point you're better off joining pirates.

>>212032825
he was the son of two rich families going back to the Revolutionary War. He bragged about how "Stockton" and "Rush" are both ancestors of his that signed the Declaration of Independence

>>212033369
>about the pain
It hurt less than a bomb. It annihilates you in a fraction of a second.

>>212029725
DONT SINK DONT SINK

>>212029725
>RETARD... RETARD... RETARD...

>>212012145
Minimum wage isn't 20 bucks and realistically it should be like 80 cause CPI inflation is a scam.

>>212012091 (OP)
Why didn't these two rascals just implode the bodies in the sub?

>>212012462
My Switch Pro controller has never failed me.

>2025
>not using the Wii Remote to guide your submarine down to the Titanic

no wonder they all died

>>212027846
So true. The solution is to add a couple extra millions to exec and CEO pay.

>>212012091 (OP)
Wait what did this actually happen?

>>212029492
Yeah but we still have to work on getting microplastics all over the moon. In that regard ocean is winning

>>212013450
Doctor scratch should be a gasable offense.

>>212013450
Is he going to be okay? Anyone put his brain back in?

just marathoned the engineer interview

desu it sounds like the hull wasn't even the problem but how the dumbasses mishandled it and did all the things he told them not to do (like lifting it by the titanium rings, storing it outside in freezing temperatures)

>>212035987
The solution if you are unhappy with your station in life is to improve your skill set so you offer more and are therfore worth more as in employee. If you cannot do that you are just an entitled bitch and only worth the bare minimum for your grudge-filled efforts.

>>212013636
Why would I do that when I could get an AI to pay someone on Fiverr for me?

>>212014102
Lol

>>212012462
should've gone MadCatz

>>212027846
currency gets devalued over time either way because economies rarely grow at the same or higher rate as their debt

>>212036218
Nerve gas

>>212036903
The value of currency is directly influenced by several factors, but the minimum wage is a huge part of it. If all 20 bucks gets you is an hour of unskilled labor, well... that is damn near worthless.

>>212013648
>absent brain
that was the cause of death

>>212036862
>my god, the left rumble motor has gone out. WE'RE ALL DOOMED

>>212038728
Could still be a Democrat voter.

>>212012304
I think really rich people get bored with leisure and consumption so they need to do shit like this to show off to others.

>>212026570
Buying a seat to go somewhere just takes money. It’s not memorable or a sign of skill or dedication.

>>212019047
>he willingly put that curse on himself when he put on the Sonichu medallion

>>212013340
they showed up as force ghosts to looked at their mangled, dismembered bodies. it's like a star wars.

>>212030479
>>15 inch thick acrylic glass window cracks at 32,000 feet, shaking the entire bathyscape
>>doesn't implode
how does something receive enough stress to crack, and then continue to be fine 3000 vertical feet later. surely the fact that the window was fucking cracked should have weakened it and caused everything to die, right?

>>212012091 (OP)
>>212013591
>>212017357
>It's actually real

>>212019079
Are you seriously not getting it? They're talking about the space shuttle Challenger, which is what the quoted text is about (4th paragraph of the wiki page), with the corresponding words interchanged.

>>212013076
I would die with a shotgun on my person so I could blast these two faggots beyond eternity.

>>212040644
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L-yWNAKyXFE

>>212039701
Acrylic is obviously tough as fuck. That's why they made the window out of it. It's the only material that can go down that far and survive it (window wise). Crack in the window must not have gone far enough or been extensive enough to cause further damage

>>212039701
They design sub windows so that they are thick as fuck and the outside pressure actively wedges them in tighter. The pressure would probably be squeezing the crack closed rather than letting water into the crack. It'd have to be so much pressure it destroys the window entirely to let water rush through the hole.

>>212019148
He whistleblew too early.

>>212041167
this is the correct answer

>>212041167
That’s a high effort diagram right there

>>212039701
Cracks either relieve stress and are fine after or they fail entirely, catastrophically. Since they were alive to look at the crack, it was just stress relief.

T. Polymer Scientist. PhD

>>212018428
So we'll never actually get to see the bodies? Not even in ten years?

>>212018650
Fuck off, Stockton's ghost.

>>212041603
how can I be a professional playdoh guy?

>>212012091 (OP)
cope. the fact the dude was a billionaire and had his own sub company doesnt make him a brainlet. was this dude reckless? yes, yes he was. so was nasa when they fucked up the challenger launch.

>>212027846
This is objectively untrue. Nowhere in the real world is it evidenced that increasing the minimum wage causes nearly enough inflation to cancel out wage increase. Its not what happens.

Paying a higher minimum wage doesn't insert new money into the economy. That money would still generally be circulating and buying things either way.

>>212041744
It's a good question. You just sort of fall into it. I originally studied conduction materials and colorful redox polymers. Now I work on soft sticky glued for optics.

>>212041603
>A crack in a thing is either fine and it will not break
>Or it is not fine and the thing will totally break
Holy shit what an astute observation Mister PhD, they really taught you a lot at polymer school huh?

>>212027448
How do you do repairs when the carbon fiber layers start inevitably delaminating without just replacing and recertifying the whole thing sans parts with longevity like the titanium endcaps
Doesn't seem like it would be any more economically viable than making the whole sub out of titanium in the end

>>212042606
low upfront investment is really the selling point on carbonfibre sub
plus it being massively cheaper to haul it around because it weighs so much less
but yeah in the end its disposable, when it starts breaking, its just ruined forever.
you'd need to do actual tests to destruction on multiple subs to figure out if their life cycle is long enough to be worth it

>>212015009
>somebody else dives down to the titanic
>makes pictures of the wreckage
>you can see the vague outlines of the faces of the oceangate crew in the windows

thank you anon very good

>>212042760
I wonder if deep down Stockton knew he'd have to keep replacing the carbon fiber hulls, and if that was part of why he was so against any expensive test and certification costs that would build up if he was going to turn it into a business

>>212043143
I wouldn't be surprised, he really wanted to start a dispoable mass market sub business

>>212042434
It's in the details but that's the practical end result.

>>212013133
Because the space programs are traditionally run with regard to safety, accepted truths in the engineering/construction, tons of training, and failsafes built upon failsafes.
Failures predominantly happened before humans were put into orbit (with some very famous exceptions).
Stockton Rush was a fucking moron who thought he knew better than everyone else. There are shitloads of protocols for how to build subs to go to specific depths, materials that should be used, how to test new craft, guidelines for building triple redundant systems so there are backups for failures, etc.
He ignored all of this because he thought it was getting in the way of progress. He ignored a lot of peoples' warnings and worked around limitations by exploiting loopholes and doing shady shit.

At the very least, he believed in his sub enough to go down with the ship. He was an idiot, but I think he really did think he knew better. You'll see Elon swearing up and down that his rockets are a great and super safe, but he's not going to be on any manned missions.

Why does the american 4chan shift always fill the site with so much garbage and ai grok bullshit?

>>212027846
>only top suits can inflat their income
holy bootlicking batman

>>212012304
>window-less tube to look at poor quality footage of something on a tiny tv screen
False

>>212043143
Since Stockton didn't have a good way to determine if the hull is unsafe to use other than hearing excessive cracking, he probably assumed the hull will last a very long time.

>>212026570
I'm sure that guy was happy to go down in the history as "that one retard who died a horrible death and killed multiple people with him due to his own stupidity and stubborness"

>>212015009
imagine if you died your ghost would stay around the area you passed away
and those fuckers and eternally trapped in total darkness of a seemingly endless ocean
maybe in a hundred million years the waters will shift or evaporate and their spirits will finally see the sun for the first time

>>212017453
t. bootlicker. get your shots

>>212017453
Damn bro, you see societal trends and shit. You must be some kind of expert

>>212012091 (OP)
For sure.

>>212012304
the too large window could be one of the reasons of the implosion actually

>>212017562
Do you think he told the other people on the sub with him that this is a suicide run and there is nothing they can do to stop it at some point? Or just let it be a big surprise?