>>212041191
Alright, why not.
>Bashir
4". His father couldn't afford the penis enhancement, leaving him with a flaccid, feminine penis.
>O'Brien
5", a good, respectable workman-like Irish penis. A "thick pink mast", angry-looking, definitely with a bulbous tip.
>Quark
1", just an acorn really. The penis isn't a particularly important sexual organ. HUGE balls, though, equal in proportion to the ear-to-head ratio.
>Worf
12 kellicams, a noble warrior's penis. Refined and dignified, ridged for her pleasure.
>Odo
172". If he gives his entire body mass over and shapeshifts into one gigantic penis of normal girth, this is the length that he can achieve. This freak is literally a tentacle monster. You don't even know what he does to Kira, some real La Blue Girl shit.
>Sisko
9", aggressive and in your face with goatee like pubic hair. A jazz man's penis, blessed by the Prophets.
Bonus penises:
>Damar
6", a Cardassian penis that knows its place in the hierarchy and respects the authority of the state.
>Weyoun
n/a, Vorta have cloaca.
>Garak
A suspiciously average 6" penis, could fit in anywhere. Very unassuming.
>Gul Dukat
Just an obscene penis, a 13" hammer of Cardassian superiority that is the envy of the galaxy. The penis of a man who did nothing wrong.
