Thread 212032057

ITT: Hair Kino

Hair like that is troublesome. You think you want hair on your forehead, ya don't

>>212032057 (OP)
based and kinohairpilled

you can hate on GoT season 8 all you want but you will never convince me Jon Snow's halfbun wasn't hairkino

>>212032104
i would like to have the option

Such a simple cut and yet it has that "Roman" vibe seemingly out of nowhere

Did the modern use of the mohawk begin with Divine in Female Trouble by John Waters? These days especially its technically a Deathlock or something but still. Was there anything before that? It's early 70s before Taxi Driver. And Waters was from Baltimore so was Scorsese influenced by that? I wanna say I saw some Gidget movie or something where one of them got a mohawk just messing around. Although I also have a vague memory that it was pretty messed up like not how you'd do a real mohawk but still pretty close. Of course Indians used it so did it also kinda trickle into movies over the previous 80 years?

>>212032435
>CAESAR cut
>"Roman" vibe seemingly out of nowhere

>>212032104
Post hairline
>>212032631
The mohawk used by natives isn't really the same. They left only a stripe of hair in the back on the head.

>>212032871
who's this heath ledger wannabe

>>212032971
that’s Heath Watanabe to you

>>212032631
It was a USA soldier haircut and apparently Sonny Rollins donned it in public a few times

>>212032678
It's not a Caesar cut, his hair reaches his ears

[picture of Kurt Russell]

>>212032057 (OP)
This is basically my hair irl but mines intentionally messier.

>>212032392
There it is

>>212032987
That's Casca

>>212032057 (OP)
This moment in the movie was so frustrating. I hate that they revealed the important info from this scene in the beginning because I had the plot figured out from there. The rest of the movie was watching Jake Gyllenhaal be Mr Intense for another hour and twenty minutes while he runs around the suburbs.

How much would they need to pay you to sport a "human Uruk-hai" haircut like these?

>>212032987
Short hair is kino

>>212033457
How does one outkino that hair?

>>212033268
I don't think you know what a caesar cut is, it's not some zoomer fade

>>212033387
it's Bujold actually

Imagine not having a widow's peak and a gigantic forehead

>>212032057 (OP)
He looks like someone took a shit on his head.

>>212033905
people really need to learn what a widow's peak actually is, a receding hairline is not a widow's peak

>>212034035
the receding hairline looks better it seems

Casey Affleck in Triple 9

>>212034035
if that's the only definition of a widow's peak, then having a widow's peak just means you look like a low iq italian retard

>>212033457
>>212033648
it doesnt get better that this

>>212034035
both these dudes have widows peaks though. Jude just has recession on top of that

I went bald at 22
Still managed to pull some girls who thought I was a bad dude (I'm not)

>>212033268
You're retarded. It's perfectly tapered with scissors. They didn't have hair clippers back then so it was either this or shaved.

How has this not been posted yet?

>standard haircut for 99% of the male population
>never seen in movies
why is that?

>>212034677
>standard haircut for 99% of the male population
Do you live in 2016?

best toupee in hollywood.

>>212034395
But then it does.

>>212033648
I got this exact haircut when I was a teen because of this film.

>>212034702
walk in to a cheap barbershop and ask for a haircut, that's what you will get and for the vast majority that's good enough

>>212034035
>A widow's peak is a V-shaped point in the hairline in the center of the forehead.

>>212032971
>who's this heath ledger wannabe
zoomer or third-world, which is it?

>>212034868
>he cheaps out on haircuts
post your head.

>>212032435
>>212033689
my wife cuts my hair so this is what i always have (which i like). does that mean im a reincarnation of caesar? i think it does.

>>212034677
Gyllenhaal literally has that cut with the sides slightly grown out. Also most dudes don't get those Fades anymore.

>>212035047
It means you're autistic.

>>212034035
Has any actor pulled off the JL hairline before? It's like that point between unattractively bald and just enough hair to style it.

The Follicle Fuhrer

>>212032057 (OP)
>DUDE WHAT IF THE LEAD SINGER OF RAMMSTEIN WAS A DETECTIVE LMAO XD

>>212035512
du hast mich!

>>212035047
that means you are a basic bitch romaboo like every single "im not like other guys" guys

>>212035512
literally 0% resemblance

>>212032104
My dad has that haircut and he spends all day fixing it trying to get it out of his face.

>>212032249
for me it's the outfit

>>212033318
Nah

>>212033606
I need to get around to watching this someday.
>82
I'm not saying I agree, but I understand.

>>212032987
Looks like a little boy, shit cut.

>>212036003
Yuh. The Norwood reaper hasn’t taken me yet, though I’m planning on fighting it if it comes.

baldbros, don't give up

>>212035593
Welp, time to play MGSV again

I always liked Fraser's hair in the Mummy

>>212034868
They don't ask you what kind of haircut you want?

>>212035831
I wish I could wear shit like that and not look like a faggot.

>>212037091
SOVL

>>212036061
this is even hotter when you consider her prodigious future nude career

>>212037046
This medium length side part feels comfy on your head.

>>212033905
Couldn't be me :')

>>212033905
widows peak is a little triangle in your hairline. that's a receding hairline

>>212035143
Did guys in the 1940s even have haircuts like this?

>>212036963

Looks like a body type 1 undead from World of Warcraft

>>212032057 (OP)
he was so fucking cool in that movie

>>212037402
A bunch of paratroopers sported mohawks during D-Day, so i'd say yes.

>>212037402
It was popular in the 20s and 30s in America. I could see an older guy like Pitt's character still wearing his hair like that out of routine.

>>212032104
>>212035734
i have that haircut and first thing i did was grow it long enough to pull it back in a pony tail.
there is nothing worst than long hair on a southern summer day.
rather fucking be bald

>>212032057 (OP)
>grow hair out to have a cool style
>it's ups and downs throughout the first year
>some good periods of time depending on the length though
>past 1yr mark and it's getting pretty long
>hair starts to become curly now when it dries
>over a few months becomes more and more curly
>even trying to slick back just ends up in curls that looks retarded and a slickback that isn't that cool as a result
>nobody else in my family/cousins have curly hair
someone deep in my family tree ruined my life from the grave

it’s interesting how the hairstyles that men think look cool are always the opposite of what women like on men

>>212037402
No. The fade wasn't popular until the late1970s-1980s. American GIs either got a crew cut or a taper. Marines at this time didn't wear the high and tight yet (some units did though). Short combovers were very popular.
>>212037708
These guys are actually of native descent. They're an exception and not the rule.

>>212037757
>there is nothing worst than long hair on a southern summer day.
kek I used to have long hair when I lived in the south and then one day I got fed up and got out of bed and shaved it. Best feeling ever. I hate that sweaty feeling on the back of your neck.

>>212034371
Jon Hamm still pulls it off. The rest look like disgraced Russian oligarchs

>>212037739
The 1920s slick back was even length along all sides of the head. It wasn't a disconnected undercut like Pitt has. He just wore it because it was popular among older zoomers for a short time when the film was released.

>>212036963
older I get the more I accept the chad embrace

>>212037837
Lol only Jack McNiece was part native. The rest of the guys in the Filthy Thirteen just thought it looked hard.

>>212037887
I keep it pretty much the length now as Jake in Nightcrawler.

>slightly the length of neck so air can still get underneath it
>almost always pulled back
winter time is comfy core with long hair, but man we just do not life in a world where having long hair is possible i feel.
it's 60% humidity almost daily here, if I step outside my hair will actually get as wet as if I was in the shower by how much moisture it absorbs.

>>212037919
Nah. They wore it disconnected as well.

>>212032057 (OP)
This place has ruined me. I didn't notice he had a widow's peak before, now it's all I can see.

>>212035047
It means you're a nerd.

>>212032987
I always think this is Vito’s son who shits himself in the Sopranos

I grow my hair long because I go to the barber and say 'idk what I want just cut it shorter' and they make the experience like pulling teeth

I want the ability to go to a hood barber & get a nice fade with a nice top

>>212038054
Just cut it yourself bro. Save the buck and if it doesn’t matter.

>>212037513
poofy

Many such Robert Redford films

>>212038005
Bottom and top left are the only ones with the actual cut. The rest are $15 haircuts.

>>212036919
>be the eldest Skarsgard sibling
>the only one who’s balding
Just like me

Charlie Day got that good hair.

>>212038045
Same. I almost didn't click on it because of that.

>>212038113
eventually the barber did a good job and made it short while covering my receeding temples. It actually looks great

but the first 5 minutes were complete social torture even though I plainly and clearly stated that I wanted him to cut my hair, which I was paying him to do.

>>212032057 (OP)
I alwàys liked his curtain haircut here. Nice homage to the comics. Too bad Willem Dafoe didn't have waves.

>>212038854
Did he know you were paying though?

>>212033208
kek

>>212036953
Big Boss also has hair kino

fuck you
i'm bald

>>212036963
Based Pickles.

>>212038644
it's never over bro

>>212032057 (OP)
What version of Donnie Darko is this from?

>>212032435
Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>212041097
prisoners

Obligatory

this thread always develops and splits into 2
>heres a picture of how I have my hair and I think its kino
or
>heres a picture of a bald character and Im a fucking loser

barely is any hair kino. And honestly posting Kurt Russell The Thing hair is being delusional. You really want that hair? you will look like a massive fag.

>>212044468
It’s Kurt Russells face that makes the hair. And he has top tier beard genetics.

>>212035143
if you see this haircut on a soldier nowadays I can promise you he is an out of shape dirtbag E4 who spends more time looking up technicalities in regulation to win a pissing match with his platoon sergeant than he does actually training at his job

27 here I'm losing so much hair everyday bros...
Can't wash my hair without losing around 30 strings of hair each time. Can't play with my hair or some will pull out. I really think I could pull out 99% of hair by just shaking my hair with hands for an entire day If I really wanted to. I don't play to use weird medications to counter it. Its just over

>>212036919
dwarf pilled

>>212045378
Dermaroller + red light therapy

>>212045378
yeah it's probably too late. guessing you had an ass diet for like decades and it finally caught up with you. oh well not much you can do now

>be 30 and full head of hair
>some girl at school chose some balding faggot over me even tho she said she really liked my long hair
I don't get it

>>212045719
It's all genetic, diet or alcohol use or whatever has nothing to do with it
I knew a guy who was balding at like 20 years old

>>212045793
She thought it would fuck with you. Somewhere you did something extremely trivial and she hated you for it. Women are petty.

>>212032104
I'd rather have troublesome hair than the Norwood hell that I'm going through now

>>212033563
Historically Joan had big booba

>>212035047
You are probably Russian

tom in ghost protocol and last samurai

>>212045793
Your hair doesn't do the talking.

>>212045835
your genes change based on your lifestyle

>>212046896
This is how I wanted to look with long hair. I failed.

>>212032057 (OP)
No ID,No Party

>>212035028
neither. it's a joke understood by smarter people than you.

>>212032435
Micheal shannon himself said MoS’s story was very Greek mythology like so it checks out

>>212032435
Shannon makes it look pretty damn good

>>212045793
Good hair doesn't save you from autism. I've seen a lot cuties with bald bf's.

>>212047046
ID'd

>>212047282
Breaking Bad? More like Breaking Bald

Still the best

Kurt Russel going from this to the lawnmower cut in Stargate to symbolise his character getting back to business was incredible stuff.

>>212036963
boglim vibes

>>212037887
>I got fed up and got out of bed and shaved it.
first day of summer every year i go to a barber and ask for full shave, right to the bare skin.
then just let it grow out for a year till next summer

>>212046985
If it makes you feel any better, I even made the mask.

>>212033606
It’s really not.
It can look good on film, but nothing beats a women with shampoo commercial tier hair

>>212045793
Hair is not even in top 10 of qualities women look for in husbands. The fact you're hung up on it proves she made the right choice.

>>212036963
>tfw shaving your hippie skullet turns you into Lord Voldemort

>>212037757
> rather fucking be bald
If only there was some easy and convenient way of removing the hair on your head, alas…

>>212032435
depressed slavic hair, never understood why they got microbangs as dudes

>>212044278
I have this cut but can never get the sides to stay back like that. this section of my hair on both sides naturally curls down and I end up with curtains after a couple of hours.

>>212034802
Would you still smash Goldie Hawn just to say you smashed Goldie Hawn
Of course I would. .

>>212045793
you got L rizz frfr

>>212050996
hint: you can't trust hairstyles in movies because they get touched up between every take.

hmmm im thinking i'll comb my hair behind my giant fucking ears so you have no choice but to look at them. get fucked.

>>212037788
You’ve got a blessing and see it as a curse, interesting

>Hair kino
>90% are just attractive men with a good hairline

>>212032057 (OP)
when pp405 comes out and i get my hair back, i'm rocking this until death

>>212051070
that style is definitely still possible, I've seen it IRL. he just has straighter hair than me. you can train it to lie back more naturally, but I've only seen a small improvement so far.
I probably need to try some stronger hair product t b h

>waingro not posted once
/tv/ changed

I just grow my hair out long then tie a ponytail and cut it off.

>>212045793
>still being in school at 30
>thinks hair has anything to do with not being picked
lol
lmao

>>212035642
I think he's talking about how the Rammstein boys always have greasy black hair, like they've been bathing in grease, not that they actually look similar facial wise

Daniel Craig looks like he got HIV Aids

>>212050828
No matter what he does with his hair and beard it always looks fake. It's incredible.

>>212037276
shotcaller
>>212037178
hot collar

>>212047046
HEY WITCH DOCTOR

>>212051508
you just made me think of
>I wash myself with a rag on a stick
and I kekked

>>212051684
I might as well. None of this matters

>>212051718
wasnt he very well-paid at one point? i dont understand not getting on meds or a transplant or even a hair system once it progressed anywhere past the first pic

Jude Law wasn't seen in public without a hat of some sort for the entire time it took to shoot this movie. He wore a beanie on The Graham Norton Show while doing press tour stuff for the second Sherlock Holmes movie with RDJ and said it was because of a heinous haircut he had to have for a movie but people doubted him. He hid the haircut so well that the gossip rags and hairlets online started speculating that he'd gotten a hair transplant and was hiding it until it had healed, until the movie finally came out.

That qualifies it as true kino hair, to me.

>hairline receding at 25

My hair is long enough to cover it but it’s only going to get worse, how do you cope?

>>212051754
It wasn't a diss towards you btw

>>212051778
>or even a hair system
Anon that's what he's got on for 99% of the time. He's had them for decades. That's just a candid shot from a day where he couldn't be bothered because his thetans were acting up.

>>212051288
Without the face it's just flopslop

>>212051830
oh yeah i forgot he did in fact rock a wig for a bit of a period
seems like hes totally abandoned it though

>>212051875
He probably realised that he's filthy rich and part of a cult that supplies him with nubile young men to suck him off whenever he wants, so why bother except when Hollywood askes him to wear one for a role? It's like Elton John. At some point you're just so rich and gay that there's no point in pretending you have hair.

>>212046814
Yeah like Michael Jackson

>>212051778
He's cruising gyms at night, he can't take anything that messes with his libido

>>212045793
>some girl chose
Kek
You were waiting her to choose you like a cute little princess instead of going for her, you have woman mentality

>>212051808
slick it back or buzz cut at a 3 or 2 and wear it proudly. sweeping it forward/textured fringe is the new combover, other people can instantly subconsciously tell you're hiding something. hiding balding is a faux pas, don't do it, and don't razor shave to the skin either because thats the worst cope of all. think tony soprano, costanza, current day michael shannon, bruce willis before his big shave, stuff like that. don't go full waingro though unless you've fully resigned to never getting bitches again.

>>212032435
I think this typically looks like shit and makes you look like a severe loser or serial killer. 10/10.

>>212034992
I don't know why you are greentexting that. That is correct.

>>212052024
You know, it's probably fucking with zoomer brains that even grandpa characters have full heads of hair these days, except for action outliers like Statham and The Rock who shave it all off. Watching movies from the 70s or 80s you've got plenty of people who just look like regular people, including people with receding hairlines of various degrees and people going bald without shaving it all. These days if someone has that hair it's part of the story.

>>212050996
100% same for me. It's impossible for it to stay for more than a couple hours. Then some wind or humidity gets me and it's all over.

>>212052107
leading men in old school films have all sorts of hairlines. i watched two hitchcock james stewart flicks today and thought a little bit about the rift between old/new actors' appearances. he had a fair bit of recession going on but it was totally whatever, you get over it and you wear the same hairstyle you'd wear if you still had all of it. i can imagine tony soprano going to the same barber and asking for the same haircut for years before and after losing his hair. the worst thing you can do about balding is make a sudden and significant change to your life as a result of it.

>>212032057 (OP)
>greasey af shit stain mop-hair
You don't know what kino means. In fact, anyone describing something as kino probably has the shittest taste imaginable.

>>212036963
on wsg someone posted an awesome webm of him talking shit about people at metal shows when he had hair. he said theyre all fat and balding and wont shave it. then the next clip is him pulling out hair from his own head years later and tearing up. he anti manifested so hard

>>212051718
Why didn't he take the fin

>>212037794
Women like the most boring plain hairstyles on men. I heard a woman say it's because she feels threatened by men with nice hair.

>>212035047
You don't have a wife, anon

>>212033760
This might be the first time I've seen this show mentioned/referenced here

>>212051672
Those are some fuckin skull genes

>>212037639
this is the kind of haircut you get if you've been raped.

>>212052907
Should look at the daily /UAG/'s

>>212052786
He took several hair transplants and ate finasteride like candy. Some motherfuckers have such aggressive balding gene that finasteride merely slows it down.

Multipass

>>212054968
why would a perfect being fall in love with someone who's not only balding but choosing THAT hairstyle?

>>212051143
It's only a blessing on good hair days. bad curly hair is just bad

>>212037788
Does your family have the ol' "your great great grandpappy married an Indian princess" story, by any chance?

>>212046208
>The duke of Alençon agreed with Jean d’Aulon, “sometimes he saw Joan get ready for the night, and sometimes he saw her breasts, which were beautiful."
woah...

>>212048116
Thought that was naked lunch for a sec

>>212052933
no kidding, he reminds me of the floating skull enemies from one of the Castlevania games, maybe Aria

>>212055095
he looks great, you just have pleb taste

>>212056453
I genuinely didn't know this, it changes everything

>>212033457
>>212033648
I am currently growing my hair out, I was thinking of getting the 90's brad pitt or maybe the robert pattinson but I now know I will go full kurt.

>>212058485
forgot my pic, hon. mention

>>212044956
Why did he ever cut this?

>>212049721
Mogged.

>>212050996
It's easy. The trick is to live somewhere with exactly ZERO wind. Simple as.

>>212058354
they turned a hot girl into a granny. I call this an epic fail on the hotness meter

>>212045378
bro hop on fin+min tablets before it's too late. I waited a year before I started taking them nd my hairline heavily receded. wish I took them sooner.

>>212058792
This thread isn't about jerking off to hair. At least I hope it isn't.

>>212056213
Wait... this is a stereotype? I was told this as a kid.

>>212033648
>How does one outkino that hair?
*blocks you're path*

>>212059379
Did you used to have a long mustache that curled over your lip?

>>212059360
It's not a stereotype, it's a really fucking old lie told by families who needed to explain away dark skin or nappy hair having a resurgence down the family tree. Claiming to have "Indian princess" blood was far more prestigious than admitting you had negro blood in the family, because if you admitted that you might end up with your darker-skinned kids getting segregated or shunned from higher society.
The princess angle was exotic instead of illegal and it also helped if you were moving in WASP circles that prized being able to trace their lineage back to the mayflowe, because then it also meant you weren't fresh off the boat and drew people's mind to the early settlers and Pocahontas etc.

These days there's people who do DNA tests to find out which tribe their Indian Princess ancestor was from, only to find out she was from Africa.

>>212059565
got me, I was just about to add the earliest version to the collage

>>212045378
Take fin asap.

>>212038880
Looks like jerma's mustache hair

>>212059985
Nobody made him become a fat fuck though. He has a good jawline,he can just lose weight and shave that thing and he'll still be decent looking

>>212059985
You can already tell he's going bald in the first pic.

>>212060816
Drugs?

>>212061274
Drugs

>>212061274
No thanks, I'm good.

>>212051602
aids is the final stage of hiv you dumbo

>tfw some men's hair recedes a little bit and then stays there for decades

so if you're like a norwood 1.5 or a 2, how do you know if you'll be full costanza by the end of the year or if your hairline is going to stay where it is for the next 10 years?

>>212062874
You just don't know. People age differentetly and in some cases the whole norwood number progression thing is just false.

>>212059379
That is not the correct order r-right?

>>212062665
>excuse me?
>language please
>That's why I said HIV Aids the Aids is writen after the HIV so it comes afterwards you dumb fucking filthy faggot piece of shit FUCK YOU!!

>>212058680
Character development syndrome

>>212061274
The IMDB trivia CLAIMS that he went 24 hours without sleep to achieve that look.
But it was drugs.

>>212051602
I wonder how he got it.

>>212051718
Could he pull it off?

>>212058792
still super hot

>>212062874
I guess you don't. Look at your grandparents. Depending on the picture for the scale I've had between a 2 and 3 since I was in high school and I'm 36.

>>212062874
You look at your father and grandfathers hair, then you just stop thinking about. I don't entirely judge men for getting transplants or taking pills for hairloss (especially actors for their need to look a certain way to make a living), but I can't personally reconcile doing so. It's simply too feminine of a concern, like collecting shoes

>>212059985
Yeah, it's the definitely the hair that's the problem here and not the massive weight gain

>>212064800
>Could he pull it off?
No, but he could give a performance that would blow The Fanatic out of the water, which is almost as good

I want hair like this

>>212060711
>>212065698
he didn't specify why it went downhill.

>>212067393
I not only have hair like that, I was also told I looked like him when I was in my twenties. Now I'm older than he ever got, so people can see what he would have looked like when he achieved twink death.

>>212032435
good morningn saar

Have this hairstyle but not as handsome. Not even close lmao

>>212032871
I have this hair when I wake up and for lounging around the house
>>212037276
And this for when I need to call some shots

>>212038315
I thought soldiers had to keep a buzzcut

>>212067780
>While a buzz cut is common during basic training, soldiers are not required to maintain a buzz cut throughout their military career. Grooming standards generally require short, neat, and well-groomed hair that doesn't interfere with headgear or equipment. Buzz cuts are practical for hygiene and safety reasons, but other short, tapered styles are also acceptable.

>>212032971
kys

I'm already graying at 30 and people think I've had a stressful life when I barely work and spend all day watching TV shows and anime

>>212062665
of course little monkey *pat pat*

>>212037788
I tried to grow my hair out when i was a teen and i discovered as soon as it got longer than 1 inch it would become super curly and I hated it so much i've basically had a buzz cut ever since