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Anonymous No.212036781 >>212036944 >>212037240 >>212037523 >>212037535 >>212037563 >>212037863 >>212037968 >>212040529 >>212042623 >>212045940 >>212046148 >>212046226 >>212046802 >>212046911 >>212047136 >>212047177 >>212047257 >>212047979 >>212047985 >>212051292 >>212051691 >>212052666 >>212053224 >>212055296
>"Wait... you don't have Netflix?"
>"How are we going to watch a mo-"
>*pulls out HDMI cable and a laptop*
>"..."
Anonymous No.212036926 >>212036969 >>212047934
that's right, i don't have netflix. do you have netflix? we can use yours while we watch it at my house. oh, you don't have netflix? what exactly are you bringing to this relationship?
Anonymous No.212036944 >>212038231 >>212042623 >>212045815 >>212046544 >>212046611 >>212050718 >>212051616
>>212036781 (OP)
Bitch is ugly anyway.
Anonymous No.212036969 >>212037915 >>212047323
>>212036926
>what exactly are you bringing to this relationship?
>*puts her bare feet on the table
Anonymous No.212037240 >>212037433
>>212036781 (OP)
If you can't share your dvd rips and call indians shitskins on 4chan together, what's even the point of having a gf?
Anonymous No.212037268 >>212037444 >>212038254 >>212053275
what's the point of this forced meme? all girls don't give a fuck and watch pirated streams of their shitty shows
Anonymous No.212037433
>>212037240
I haven't thought about mahoro for a very long time
Anonymous No.212037444
>>212037268
I've talked to women who think fmovies and dopebox are unironically professional, legitimate, legal, free movie sites.
Like, they think they're the same as netflix. They don't know they're pirate sites.
Anonymous No.212037517 >>212037629 >>212040364
Recently told my coworker about The Straight Story, she asked which streaming service it's on and I said I wasn't sure, I have a couple terabytes of downloaded films and it was really awkward and tense after that. A lot of people still think it's hardcore theft.
Anonymous No.212037523
>>212036781 (OP)
jewish
Anonymous No.212037535 >>212037564
>>212036781 (OP)
When I met my wife over a decade ago she was the one who pirated movies
Anonymous No.212037563 >>212042133
>>212036781 (OP)
I have netflix but the cheapest tier, so you'll have to suffer through the ads I'm afraid.
Anonymous No.212037564
>>212037535
Let me guess, "she" had a penis.
Anonymous No.212037629 >>212037733
>>212037517
>i'm not sure i'm subscribed to like 10 streaming services
>you know what? i'll check after work and let you know. what's your number?
this is why you're all virgins
Anonymous No.212037733 >>212037752 >>212037790 >>212037854
>>212037629
I'm a married biological woman.
Anonymous No.212037752 >>212047363
>>212037733
postits
Anonymous No.212037790 >>212038151 >>212038314 >>212050815
>>212037733
How'd you get into piracy?
Anonymous No.212037813 >>212044100 >>212050884
>"Don't worry, I have that movie on Plex"
>cast from phone plex app to the tv
Anonymous No.212037832
you guys are going to be pissed when you actually meme this into existence
Anonymous No.212037854
>>212037733
big if true
Anonymous No.212037863
>>212036781 (OP)
>Begin whipping her with the HDMI cable then bashing her skull in with the laptop
Has happened to me at least three times and I am tired of having to buy new laptops.
Anonymous No.212037904 >>212037974 >>212037988
Everyday, the same God damn threads
Anonymous No.212037915 >>212038065 >>212044653
>>212036969
Bitch were you raised in a barn? This table was made from African Blackwood.
Craig T. Nelsonn No.212037936
I got Mike Matei on YouTube. 48hours of Doom. Non stop fuckfest
Anonymous No.212037968
>>212036781 (OP)
Women actually get really into piracy once you teach them the ropes. It's kind of neat to watch them dig into all this media they didn't have access to before (often Jenny Nicholson-core stuff). Reminds me of when I was kid downloading ROMs in the 2000s.
Anonymous No.212037974
>>212037904
that's what's so neat! you can make your own threads
Anonymous No.212037988
>>212037904
don't forget you're here forever
Anonymous No.212037999 >>212038117
arr plundering that booty!
Anonymous No.212038065 >>212047932
>>212037915
>oh african blackwood huh
>*puts pussy on the table
Anonymous No.212038117 >>212051587
>>212037999
hold on before you take the picture I need to pin my scarf to these ropes for some reason
Anonymous No.212038151
>>212037790
Not that nona but for me it started with my dad showing me how to download free music using Morpheus. Soon I had The Sims 2 and all its expansion packs pirated and installed on the family computer.
Anonymous No.212038231
>>212036944
this. she isn't attractive enough to get the ick for something like that. in fact she probably already knows all about it
Anonymous No.212038254
>>212037268
It's a typical incel ragebait meme. You see a lot of this type of stuff over here on the 4chins
Anonymous No.212038314
>>212037790
My mum used to take me to Blockbuster to rent DVDs and then burn them onto blank discs in the late 90s/early 2000s. I think she learned it from some guy at a flea market who sold her a bunch of pirated PSX/PS2 games lmao.
Anonymous No.212038337
>when he pulls out the sofa bed and portable dvd player
Anonymous No.212040364
>>212037517
Sad
Anonymous No.212040529 >>212040598
>>212036781 (OP)
What kind of face a baby jurl going to be making when I pull out my massive boxes of DVD and VHS?
Anonymous No.212040598
>>212040529
My collection of DVDs and vhs is way better than this pitiful pic by the way, I have like 6 of these Costco sized boxes filled to the brim with kino (and not normie titles like this pic, I got the good stuff!)
Anonymous No.212040802
Is it just me or is it impossible to find chubby girls who want to Netflix n Chill now? I just wanna get laid.
Anonymous No.212042133
>>212037563
ick
Anonymous No.212042623
>>212036944
>>212036781 (OP)
>when shes ugly so you pull out the HDMI to actually just watch some kinos
Anonymous No.212043431
Women are turned on the thrill of illegal movie downloading. Instant panty peeler.
Anonymous No.212043666
>>HDMI cable and a laptop
I have a DVD player
Anonymous No.212043832
>when he snaps the pasta to fit it in his small pot
Anonymous No.212044100
>>212037813
Use jellyfin
Anonymous No.212044653
>>212037915
>guess how many pygmies died making this?
Anonymous No.212045815
>>212036944
She's beautiful. Wood merry n berry.
Anonymous No.212045940 >>212046143
>>212036781 (OP)
is this woman 22 or 40?????? what the fuck is wrong with white women jesus
Anonymous No.212046143
>>212045940
Probably late 20s
Anonymous No.212046148 >>212046309 >>212046501
>>212036781 (OP)
I'm a girl and I'm the piracy guru in my relationship lmao
Anonymous No.212046226
>>212036781 (OP)
Who cares, Netflix is ad infested anyway and free shit like Tubi has free kino by itself.
Anonymous No.212046309 >>212046644
>>212046148
>girl
>"piracy guru"
Post-op or do you still tuck when going in the women's room?
Anonymous No.212046383 >>212046589
>when pulls out the HDMI cable
Zoom Zoom No.212046501 >>212046644
>>212046148
>I'm a girl
>trans color kawaii penguin and ONA symbolism
>piracy guru
Holy fucking bingle, YWNBAW
Anonymous No.212046544 >>212046589
>>212036944
Not ugle. Quintessential mid.
Anonymous No.212046565 >>212046712
My girlfriend pops the boils on my back when I get drunk so it doesn’t hurt

That’s love fellas
Anonymous No.212046589
>>212046544
She's pretty. Not as pretty as:>>212046383
but pretty.
Anonymous No.212046611
>>212036944
>not fat
She is far above average already.
Anonymous No.212046614 >>212046991
>its buffering...
Anonymous No.212046644 >>212046682
>>212046309
>>212046501
Its a real woman, a tranny wouldn't have that hanako sticker
Zoom Zoom No.212046682 >>212046800
>>212046644
Real women aren't neo-nazi meme satanists, plenty of trannies are
Anonymous No.212046712
>>212046565
I need that so bad.
Anonymous No.212046748
Girls don't actually care about this. I always thought they did so asked a few female friends first and they all said it didn't matter then I tried it with dates and they didn't care.

They will start icking if it takes ages to set up/get working but they'd do this if you kept being indecisive with the kino or trying to see if amazon prime or Netflix had the best version.

Also loads of them do this themselves. It's just one of those things which seems feasible but isn't true in reality.
Anonymous No.212046800 >>212046932
>>212046682
>Real women aren't neo-nazi meme satanists
Anonymous No.212046802
>>212036781 (OP)
>pulls out display port cable + dp to vga adapter + vga to rca adapter
Anonymous No.212046821 >>212046943
>its a yify copy...
Anonymous No.212046911
>>212036781 (OP)
What are you doing in my house?
Anonymous No.212046928
>tonight i got something special
>i learned how to make some new shadow puppets
>check it out its a dog!
Zoom Zoom No.212046932 >>212047168 >>212047192
>>212046800
Plenty of women do the satanic/alt thing, but I can't name any other than actual assets groomed by Russian or American glowies that are committed to 764/ONA type schizo shit.
Anonymous No.212046943
>>212046821
perfectly fine when i'm blind and she won't be paying attention anyway
Anonymous No.212046991
>>212046614
im buffering for she
Anonymous No.212047079
>when he fails the captcha
>twice
Anonymous No.212047136
>>212036781 (OP)
Sounds like a fairly effective litmus test to me. Dating normalfags isn't fun
Anonymous No.212047168 >>212047192
>>212046932
Marina abramovic
Anonymous No.212047177 >>212047243
>>212036781 (OP)
>"Wait... you don't have Netfli-"
>*pulls out hallucinogens*
>*take all the hallucinogens*
>*politely ask lady to leave so her melting face doesn't get on my carpet*
Anonymous No.212047192
>>212047168
>>212046932
Never mind sorry I didn't read your reply well enough I'm really drunk
Anonymous No.212047195 >>212047243
>anons complaining about things that have never happened nor will ever happen to them
Anonymous No.212047243 >>212048106
>>212047177
A lot of people can't handle it but I do enjoy eating a couple grams of mushrooms and watching some intense movies
>>212047195
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.212047257
>>212036781 (OP)
lmao you're 30 years old you take what you can get just like me :^)
Anonymous No.212047323
>>212036969
>*credit card in hand*
>"How much did you say a Netflix account costs?"
Anonymous No.212047363 >>212047480
>>212037752
this ain't /b/ lil bro
Zoom Zoom No.212047480 >>212047564
>>212047363
Are you that fujo I got into a conversation with a year ago on here?
Anonymous No.212047564 >>212047884
>>212047480
yes
Zoom Zoom No.212047884
>>212047564
How's your life going, my plan to join the FFL fell flat in a really pathetic way and I've been in a perpetual existential crisis ever since.
Also my family moved so the few friends and social networks I had back home are thousands of miles away.
Anonymous No.212047932
>>212038065
hi /pol/ whatcha doin
Anonymous No.212047934
>>212036926
>what exactly are you bringing to this relationship?
Armpit game. Possibly sex if I don't get the ick in the next hour and a half.
Anonymous No.212047979
>>212036781 (OP)
Y-you too!
Anonymous No.212047985
>>212036781 (OP)
>"wait... you don't have big tits?"
>"...."
>":|"
Anonymous No.212048106 >>212049093
>>212047243
I watched Conan the Barbarian and then Encino Man on like 6 points of acid. Pretty alright.
Zoom Zoom No.212049093
>>212048106
Bio-Dome and Conan The Destroyer tomorrow night on 8 points?
Anonymous No.212050718
>>212036944
I rarely say this, but that could very well be a man.
Anonymous No.212050815
>>212037790
VHS to VHS.
Anonymous No.212050884 >>212051206
>>212037813
>which movie do you want to watch?
>Downloads on my 2gb fibre in 4k DV/Atmos in ten minutes from my private tracker.
>Cum Guzzlin' Crack Hoes 4 it is.
Anonymous No.212051048
Just insert the usb stick to the back of your tv dumbass
Anonymous No.212051117
eporner is full of full movies. Why should I pay?
Anonymous No.212051206 >>212051445
>>212050884
>150gb of movie
what a meme
Anonymous No.212051208
My friend did this after we brought a few girls back from the club and logging into soap2day immediately hit him with hardcore uncensored anime porn. It was chill though they all laughed and he and I both got laid by different girls so it all worked out. Maybe you bros just gotta git gud and b urself and have confidence and women wont judge you for streaming illegally.
Anonymous No.212051292
>>212036781 (OP)
Only thing I’m pulling the HDMI cord out for is to strangle that bitch to death with it for that stupid fucking look
Anonymous No.212051445 >>212052411
>>212051206
>He doesn't know what rips are.
Anonymous No.212051587
>>212038117
Do you not know what the wind is?
Anonymous No.212051616
>>212036944
Looks like david duchovny
Anonymous No.212051691
>>212036781 (OP)
Anonymous No.212052411 >>212053102
>>212051445
What a rip is is completely immaterial to what that post said, you moron.
Anonymous No.212052666
>>212036781 (OP)
This meme is such bs. I've always pirated shit to watch with girls and they were completely fine with it. Even happy I knew how to do it.

(I also have Netflix, but most good shit isn't even on there)
Anonymous No.212053102 >>212053891 >>212054141
>>Downloads on my 2gb fibre in 4k DV/Atmos in ten minutes from my private tracker.
>>212052411
What is it with retarded gorilla niggers on this board at the moment? I exclusively download 4k DV/Atmos movies and they're anywhere from 10gb-30gb.
You're referring to full 4k Blu-Ray rips and who the fuck bothers with them? Keep your dumb cunt mouth shut you newfaggot retard.
Anonymous No.212053199
>he doesn't plex and sex
Anonymous No.212053224
>>212036781 (OP)
bitch you're a 4 at best. you dont get the HDMI cable - we're watching this flick on YOUR phone.
Anonymous No.212053275
>>212037268
It's kike shaming tactics spread by useful idiots who realized it's an easy way to get (you's)
>if you don't pay for our slop services you're an incel loser

I will never ever pay for kike slop. I'm just not gonna do it.
Anonymous No.212053319
Yeah funny how I got the better version than Shitflix because I actually put in the effort and fix the errors in the subtitles.
Anonymous No.212053891 >>212054447
>>212053102
2gbit*10min=150GB what a meme
30GB/10min=50MB/s pathetic speed from your private tracker

Now kill yourself.
Anonymous No.212054141 >>212054447
>>212053102
Imagine being such a dense motherfucker and trying to call Anon a retarded gorilla nigger.
Only newfags call people "newfag."
lolmao
Anonymous No.212054447 >>212054527 >>212054619
>>212053891
Imagine thinking that I sit there with a stopwatch timing how long it takes to download a movie instead of just spouting a random time frame that I consider to be trivial.
What a homosexual autist who probably hangs around cottaging areas looking for shit-covered condoms to drink spunk out of.
>>212054141
So assblasted that you replied twice and pretended to be someone else.
Anonymous No.212054527
>>212054447
k
Anonymous No.212054619 >>212055228
>>212054447
You are Anonymous. There is no face to lose. You can just admit that you failed to understand the post because you didn't think it through and then got all retarded. It's okay.
Anonymous No.212055228 >>212055265
>>212054619
Imagine your mother giving birth to a retarded child that was the result of her having sex behind a dumpster instead of just sticking a coat hanger into her festering wound, scraping you out and feeding your misshapen fetus to her terrapins.
Anonymous No.212055265
>>212055228
I haven't been reading your posts. You're a fag.
Anonymous No.212055296 >>212055379
>>212036781 (OP)
Anonymous No.212055379
>>212055296
this dog needs more walks on hard surfaces