>"Wait... you don't have Netflix?"
>"How are we going to watch a mo-"
>*pulls out HDMI cable and a laptop*
>"..."

that's right, i don't have netflix. do you have netflix? we can use yours while we watch it at my house. oh, you don't have netflix? what exactly are you bringing to this relationship?

>>212036781 (OP)
Bitch is ugly anyway.

>>212036926
>what exactly are you bringing to this relationship?
>*puts her bare feet on the table

>>212036781 (OP)
If you can't share your dvd rips and call indians shitskins on 4chan together, what's even the point of having a gf?

what's the point of this forced meme? all girls don't give a fuck and watch pirated streams of their shitty shows

>>212037240
I haven't thought about mahoro for a very long time

>>212037268
I've talked to women who think fmovies and dopebox are unironically professional, legitimate, legal, free movie sites.
Like, they think they're the same as netflix. They don't know they're pirate sites.

Recently told my coworker about The Straight Story, she asked which streaming service it's on and I said I wasn't sure, I have a couple terabytes of downloaded films and it was really awkward and tense after that. A lot of people still think it's hardcore theft.

>>212036781 (OP)
jewish

>>212036781 (OP)
When I met my wife over a decade ago she was the one who pirated movies

>>212036781 (OP)
I have netflix but the cheapest tier, so you'll have to suffer through the ads I'm afraid.

>>212037535
Let me guess, "she" had a penis.

>>212037517
>i'm not sure i'm subscribed to like 10 streaming services
>you know what? i'll check after work and let you know. what's your number?
this is why you're all virgins

>>212037629
I'm a married biological woman.

>>212037733
postits

>>212037733
How'd you get into piracy?

>"Don't worry, I have that movie on Plex"
>cast from phone plex app to the tv

you guys are going to be pissed when you actually meme this into existence

>>212037733
big if true

>>212036781 (OP)
>Begin whipping her with the HDMI cable then bashing her skull in with the laptop
Has happened to me at least three times and I am tired of having to buy new laptops.

Everyday, the same God damn threads

>>212036969
Bitch were you raised in a barn? This table was made from African Blackwood.

I got Mike Matei on YouTube. 48hours of Doom. Non stop fuckfest

>>212036781 (OP)
Women actually get really into piracy once you teach them the ropes. It's kind of neat to watch them dig into all this media they didn't have access to before (often Jenny Nicholson-core stuff). Reminds me of when I was kid downloading ROMs in the 2000s.

>>212037904
that's what's so neat! you can make your own threads

>>212037904
don't forget you're here forever

arr plundering that booty!

>>212037915
>oh african blackwood huh
>*puts pussy on the table

>>212037999
hold on before you take the picture I need to pin my scarf to these ropes for some reason

>>212037790
Not that nona but for me it started with my dad showing me how to download free music using Morpheus. Soon I had The Sims 2 and all its expansion packs pirated and installed on the family computer.

>>212036944
this. she isn't attractive enough to get the ick for something like that. in fact she probably already knows all about it

>>212037268
It's a typical incel ragebait meme. You see a lot of this type of stuff over here on the 4chins

>>212037790
My mum used to take me to Blockbuster to rent DVDs and then burn them onto blank discs in the late 90s/early 2000s. I think she learned it from some guy at a flea market who sold her a bunch of pirated PSX/PS2 games lmao.

>when he pulls out the sofa bed and portable dvd player

>>212037517
Sad

>>212036781 (OP)
What kind of face a baby jurl going to be making when I pull out my massive boxes of DVD and VHS?

>>212040529
My collection of DVDs and vhs is way better than this pitiful pic by the way, I have like 6 of these Costco sized boxes filled to the brim with kino (and not normie titles like this pic, I got the good stuff!)

Is it just me or is it impossible to find chubby girls who want to Netflix n Chill now? I just wanna get laid.

>>212037563
ick

>>212036944
>>212036781 (OP)
>when shes ugly so you pull out the HDMI to actually just watch some kinos

Women are turned on the thrill of illegal movie downloading. Instant panty peeler.

>>HDMI cable and a laptop
I have a DVD player

>when he snaps the pasta to fit it in his small pot

>>212037813
Use jellyfin

>>212037915
>guess how many pygmies died making this?

>>212036944
She's beautiful. Wood merry n berry.

>>212036781 (OP)
is this woman 22 or 40?????? what the fuck is wrong with white women jesus

>>212045940
Probably late 20s

>>212036781 (OP)
I'm a girl and I'm the piracy guru in my relationship lmao

>>212036781 (OP)
Who cares, Netflix is ad infested anyway and free shit like Tubi has free kino by itself.

>>212046148
>girl
>"piracy guru"
Post-op or do you still tuck when going in the women's room?

>when pulls out the HDMI cable

>>212046148
>I'm a girl
>trans color kawaii penguin and ONA symbolism
>piracy guru
Holy fucking bingle, YWNBAW

>>212036944
Not ugle. Quintessential mid.

My girlfriend pops the boils on my back when I get drunk so it doesn’t hurt

That’s love fellas

>>212046544
She's pretty. Not as pretty as:>>212046383
but pretty.

>>212036944
>not fat
She is far above average already.

>its buffering...

>>212046309
>>212046501
Its a real woman, a tranny wouldn't have that hanako sticker

>>212046644
Real women aren't neo-nazi meme satanists, plenty of trannies are

>>212046565
I need that so bad.

Girls don't actually care about this. I always thought they did so asked a few female friends first and they all said it didn't matter then I tried it with dates and they didn't care.

They will start icking if it takes ages to set up/get working but they'd do this if you kept being indecisive with the kino or trying to see if amazon prime or Netflix had the best version.

Also loads of them do this themselves. It's just one of those things which seems feasible but isn't true in reality.

>>212046682
>Real women aren't neo-nazi meme satanists

>>212036781 (OP)
>pulls out display port cable + dp to vga adapter + vga to rca adapter

>its a yify copy...

>>212036781 (OP)
What are you doing in my house?

>tonight i got something special
>i learned how to make some new shadow puppets
>check it out its a dog!

>>212046800
Plenty of women do the satanic/alt thing, but I can't name any other than actual assets groomed by Russian or American glowies that are committed to 764/ONA type schizo shit.

>>212046821
perfectly fine when i'm blind and she won't be paying attention anyway

>>212046614
im buffering for she

>when he fails the captcha
>twice

>>212036781 (OP)
Sounds like a fairly effective litmus test to me. Dating normalfags isn't fun

>>212046932
Marina abramovic

>>212036781 (OP)
>"Wait... you don't have Netfli-"
>*pulls out hallucinogens*
>*take all the hallucinogens*
>*politely ask lady to leave so her melting face doesn't get on my carpet*

>>212047168
>>212046932
Never mind sorry I didn't read your reply well enough I'm really drunk

>anons complaining about things that have never happened nor will ever happen to them

>>212047177
A lot of people can't handle it but I do enjoy eating a couple grams of mushrooms and watching some intense movies
>>212047195
Who are you quoting?

>>212036781 (OP)
lmao you're 30 years old you take what you can get just like me :^)

>>212036969
>*credit card in hand*
>"How much did you say a Netflix account costs?"

>>212037752
this ain't /b/ lil bro

>>212047363
Are you that fujo I got into a conversation with a year ago on here?

>>212047480
yes

>>212047564
How's your life going, my plan to join the FFL fell flat in a really pathetic way and I've been in a perpetual existential crisis ever since.
Also my family moved so the few friends and social networks I had back home are thousands of miles away.

>>212038065
hi /pol/ whatcha doin

>>212036926
>what exactly are you bringing to this relationship?
Armpit game. Possibly sex if I don't get the ick in the next hour and a half.

>>212036781 (OP)
Y-you too!

>>212036781 (OP)
>"wait... you don't have big tits?"
>"...."
>":|"

>>212047243
I watched Conan the Barbarian and then Encino Man on like 6 points of acid. Pretty alright.

>>212048106
Bio-Dome and Conan The Destroyer tomorrow night on 8 points?

>>212036944
I rarely say this, but that could very well be a man.

>>212037790
VHS to VHS.

>>212037813
>which movie do you want to watch?
>Downloads on my 2gb fibre in 4k DV/Atmos in ten minutes from my private tracker.
>Cum Guzzlin' Crack Hoes 4 it is.

Just insert the usb stick to the back of your tv dumbass

eporner is full of full movies. Why should I pay?

>>212050884
>150gb of movie
what a meme

My friend did this after we brought a few girls back from the club and logging into soap2day immediately hit him with hardcore uncensored anime porn. It was chill though they all laughed and he and I both got laid by different girls so it all worked out. Maybe you bros just gotta git gud and b urself and have confidence and women wont judge you for streaming illegally.

>>212036781 (OP)
Only thing I’m pulling the HDMI cord out for is to strangle that bitch to death with it for that stupid fucking look

>>212051206
>He doesn't know what rips are.

>>212038117
Do you not know what the wind is?

>>212036944
Looks like david duchovny

>>212036781 (OP)

>>212051445
What a rip is is completely immaterial to what that post said, you moron.

>>212036781 (OP)
This meme is such bs. I've always pirated shit to watch with girls and they were completely fine with it. Even happy I knew how to do it.

(I also have Netflix, but most good shit isn't even on there)

>>Downloads on my 2gb fibre in 4k DV/Atmos in ten minutes from my private tracker.
>>212052411
What is it with retarded gorilla niggers on this board at the moment? I exclusively download 4k DV/Atmos movies and they're anywhere from 10gb-30gb.
You're referring to full 4k Blu-Ray rips and who the fuck bothers with them? Keep your dumb cunt mouth shut you newfaggot retard.

>he doesn't plex and sex

>>212036781 (OP)
bitch you're a 4 at best. you dont get the HDMI cable - we're watching this flick on YOUR phone.

>>212037268
It's kike shaming tactics spread by useful idiots who realized it's an easy way to get (you's)
>if you don't pay for our slop services you're an incel loser

I will never ever pay for kike slop. I'm just not gonna do it.

Yeah funny how I got the better version than Shitflix because I actually put in the effort and fix the errors in the subtitles.

>>212053102
2gbit*10min=150GB what a meme
30GB/10min=50MB/s pathetic speed from your private tracker

Now kill yourself.

>>212053102
Imagine being such a dense motherfucker and trying to call Anon a retarded gorilla nigger.
Only newfags call people "newfag."
lolmao

>>212053891
Imagine thinking that I sit there with a stopwatch timing how long it takes to download a movie instead of just spouting a random time frame that I consider to be trivial.
What a homosexual autist who probably hangs around cottaging areas looking for shit-covered condoms to drink spunk out of.
>>212054141
So assblasted that you replied twice and pretended to be someone else.

>>212054447
k

>>212054447
You are Anonymous. There is no face to lose. You can just admit that you failed to understand the post because you didn't think it through and then got all retarded. It's okay.

>>212054619
Imagine your mother giving birth to a retarded child that was the result of her having sex behind a dumpster instead of just sticking a coat hanger into her festering wound, scraping you out and feeding your misshapen fetus to her terrapins.

>>212055228
I haven't been reading your posts. You're a fag.

>>212036781 (OP)

>>212055296
this dog needs more walks on hard surfaces