Thread 212039635

Danjak edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- They left the season 1 house at like 7pm Eastern, we don't know where they are
-- A 4chan user purporting to be Maejok says he's guarding the S1 house with a gun
-- Alex B implied he's coming to Providence
-- Nina said Direnc has a perfect ass and she wants to grab it (Direnc giving Nina a lapdance: https://x.com/you_effo/status/1938329229751415078) [more Nina lesbianism: https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl]
-- Dr. Steven Cross mogged the tank today
-- Eleanor is beautiful <3
-- Nina is beautiful <3
-- Direnc is Turkish

>Watch Here
https://www.fishtank.live/
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https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://www.fishtank.live/archive

Previous: >>212038186

no more ellie type stuff

When is Hassle showing up?

the protege retvrns

We are so back

Swatting pests

Doomposters always win. The season is nothing but downhill from here.

>>212039688
Fred Hassle's already been in the house since day 1.

He's virtually made Frank useless.

much much more angie type stuff

Fuck Jet and fuck the entire production crew

do you think Tayleigh watches the spooky movie night stream on Fridays

>Jet could literally be dead right now and people are cracking jokes
Grow up

>>212039635 (OP)
The absolute best thing that any true fan of the show can do is to try and get Jet fired as the showrunner. Influence narratives on reddit, Twitter, etc. The future of the show is dependent on Sam buying the 20% of Jet's ownership and giving the showrunner position to someone else.

You can pick one former contestant to be on Bloodgames 2, who is it?

reply to this post with tts youve sent

i spent that entire thread thinking of memes to reply to that post. probably more fun than it normally is to watch the show

Just jerked off to angie now everything feels right with the world

>>212039733
Simmons

What happend Daniel? I thought you were strong because you lifted weights?

way too long for whatever the fuck they are doing

Chip said 5 more mins

>>212039742
>>212039722
she's such a tight slut hell yea

>>212039635 (OP)
>>212039635 (OP)
Grass Man, knock on the window too!

never watched s2 - what were some integral parts that the episodes missed?

did they die in a car crash what the fuck is this shit

Qrd on when/ how they left the house? I tuned out when the mariachi band started playing.

>"I HEARD A KNOCK!!!"
this is what they're referring to
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750995888656833.mp4

>>212039747
i fucking hate you fuck you

>>212039734
i have never accessed the fishtank site my dear boy

grass man do you have a flashlight? shine it through the windows

>>212039765
Nobody who watched season 2 watched the episodes to know what was missed

The absowute best thing that any twue fan of the show can do is to twy and get Jet fiwed as the showwunner. Infwuence nawwatives on weddit, Twittew, etc. The futuwe of the show is dependent on Sam buying the 20% of Jet's ownewship and giving the showwunner position to someone ewse.

>>212039733
Burt.

>>212039734
>

Go back to selling peanuts, take a shower you fruit

Watermellie

>>212039786
Daniel trvke.

>>212039766
What if they did

>>212039726
>Jet could literally be dead right now

>>212039768
If you want to know what happens in the show then maybe you should watch it.

they accidentally backed over ricky in the driveway

Anyone have the clip of Fatty imagining Trish?

>>212039769
wood expanding?

>>212039801
you're late, you motherfucker

>>212039765
i aint see the eps but shit they prolly aint had oliver sleep esperimenx or charleston white rapin on tayleigh

Anyone else just see this?

>>212039796
Vegas doesn't exist because it was nuked. They're driving to a bunker and seeking safety.

>>212039765
The s2 cast didn't really hate each other and quickly got past grudges. The vibes were just better from shinji bar podcasts late into the nights to the early morning smoke sessions at the bar

>>212039821
there's no clip it was just a thread meme

YOU TUWNED HEW AGAINST ME!!!

okay nearly 100% chance they just pick back up tomorrow bc its so late there now

what part of asia is best to visit to get an ellie look-a-like? she seems to have garnered the best of viet and SK it's like a super power. It's like she's a happa but both haps are asian.

>>212039796
Ben looks so incredibly Jewish here

Did I set the record for most replied-to post on /ftl/

Also no one said "you're on the menu"

post s1

>>212039828
bunker? i hardly know her

>>212039765
680 hours of talking about youtube poops and shitty music

THEY ARE ALMOST THERE JET SAID

>>212039833
YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF

>>212039831
the vibes were horrific

>>212039833
i thought it was real up until this part, then i realized it was just a bit.

Since they're not filming the trip they must be flying somewhere

They are going to mexico

>>212039765
Cut down on showcasing Tayleigh being a cringelord, because one of the writers for the episodes self-inserts as her.

>>212039839
we need to be pelting jet neptune and ben with rocks

>>212039843
>replied to yourself 6 times
kys

>>212039831
Production got everyone to hate Cole on purpose, then did the bit where they gave him the xbox. After, they realized it was a bad idea.

>>212039826
it's something reflecting the infrared camera light

>>212039859
well they were being starved

>>212039852
Where did he say this?

Been gone all day, does anyone know when they’re supposed to make it to New Mexico?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzYlh5ZKbPk

what season we rewatching rn?

>>212039821
He never said that. I dont even remember what character he was playing here

>>>/gif/29043811
contribute to the goonsesh

>>212039839
sam and jet got arrested

>>212039833
DANWIEL STHOP TWESTIN ME NEOW

>>212039703
The monkey king. Hopefully his fat wife stays home and doesnt ruin the show

>>212039830
i don't get what taylor's deal is, is she a smelly retard or something? she's too cute and stacked to be with the guys she hangs with

entity in kitchen

>>212039728
You're a retarded faggot

>>212039882
he didn't

>>212039742
Fellas, am I furry for fapping to goblin girl hentai on r34? I'm so confused but I'm addicted now

>>212039812
Thanks, cunt. You seriously think I was gonna watch the entirety of the mariachi performance? Shit was nontent. However, now I feel retarded because I guess the performance only lasted like 15 minutes before canyon event occured.

Giving Angie white children

>>212039882
he's trolling

>>212039844
many images

Reply with the hardest you laughed/best moment,

for me it was when Frank revealed he was Wild Randy and Alex lost it, also when Sam said "that's on you playboy", "I ain't having my protégé huffing BBW farts" and Alex says "muh wife doesn't fart"

They could turn the Daniel vs. Jet arc into one of the show's best but that would require some humility on Jet's part so I doubt it'll transpire. He'll be sent home next

>>212039887
none, but watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEXXveiqBmk

>>212039765
Watching it live was extremely boring. They mostly just sat around in the lounge area and did nothing. I've been watching since s1, and s2 was the most boring season to watch live in my opinion.

>>212039843
Ella Smella! still holds the record

do you think they'll really bring alex back after his wife called the cops on them like 10 times?

Did jet say where they would be at

i wish the fish from s2 would interact more with the tts rather than just react to what tts is saying. shinji's bar nighttime stories were amazing. arye is the only one who does it and i hate hearing him speak.

>>212039765
i haven't watched them but i'd imagine they misrepresent cole
cole was a sperg but production also were spergs with how they dealt with him, total failure to communicate

>>212039832
thanks that's what I thought but I wasn't sure, it's still funny everytime I see it.

>>212039841
Vietnam

I can't wait for it to come back up and has zero explanation as to what happened and what the fish did during the intermission

>>212039906
No patrick that doesnt make you a furry

gonna stimfap for the first time in days

>>212039757
Skinny nigga

>>212039900
One of the Florida scene girls said she's a psycho

>>212039920
Burt screaming at the first TTS probably

>>212039843
the ella one probably has the most

Giving Trish 75% White children

0 downtime edition

Crazytaco's been answering questions on twitter

https://x.com/crazytaco_334/status/1938384746431631515

It's downhill from here, right? The wiggers always drop the ball when they improvise.

>>212039900
She's low class

>>212039890
anons are fighting over letty again no thanks im good

>>212039943
dark nigga

>>212039902
The worst part of Fishtank is simply Jet's retarded decisions. Fucking Steve was immediately a better guiding force in the house than Jet.

>>212039900
Bro letty dated this for a year

Summer sells ass.

i support all races

I'm really excited to see Letty and Alex B interact.

>>212039966
cams look up to me

Inspirational summytime PSA about not pushing yourself too hard just dropped
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-qf2JXfgQZc

I'm in so much pain bros

I need fish tank to watch while I drive

>>212039920
Probably when Burt was isolated for the first time and everyone including production realized he was schizophrenic and was talking to himself.

>>212039920
Airsoftfatty doing joker voice and telling letty he was going to kill her in her sleep

>>212039938
Will one of you fucking niggers please describe the fish exit from season 1 house using green text?

>>212039920
I forget

>>212039947
one of the psycho florida girls said the nice person was crazy lets believe her

>>212039833
>>212039856
lmao

Do you guys want one hint? The offseason threads were important.

>>212039844
dddd

is maejok cute

>>212039906
No thats just shortstack, the problem happens if you slippery slope from shortstack into Midna, because then it is furry yeah

production update

>>212039900
you really wouldnt get it unless you experienced it yourself

>>212039927
Learn to forgive

ANGIE 3:16

>>212039900
those guys made her career?

>>212039977
i'm not surprised with letty, that lazy eye knocks a her a few points down in self esteem

Anyone have/remember the scene when burt was in the bathroom and talking about what he would do to jeff, while jeff was watching him? What day was that cant find it anywhere

>>212039986
Tight tight tight

>>212039831
>quickly got past grudges
like jimmy and tj? tay and trish? cole and brian? summer and sam? trish and dumbgay?
tj and tay were forgiving each other every day then getting back into it the next day
shinji was mentally checked out as soon as frank squished his glasses
i cant think of anyone who just got over it and palled up
brian and his clique? tay autism-stockholm-pickmeing herself into liking frank?
tj/shinji and tj/trish were never at odds
oliver was cool with everyone but tay
greg was just bullied into submission

We are lost and scared

why didnt they leave tts on? they would make so much money

>>212040045
I remember Burt sniffing Frank's shoe and jacking off

>>212039986
looks itchy

>>212039920
When Burt had his original "Is this a gay dating show?" talk with Computer, and when Alex's wife busted into the penthouse and attacked Binx. I laughed hysterically at these two moments.

it's a good thing irony exists, because otherwise the wigger crew would just be a bunch of ugly maladaptive weirdos

anyone know any pornstars that look like jet? need my fix

NEW CAMS UP

>>212039844
>>212039997
forgot about this until checking folder just now

>>212039997
this made me remember the >take down camera fishtoy

What is Cole’s ig?

Imagine if Sam hadn't ruined Famous House Part 2 by sperging out on Freddy

>>212040037
get what, tard j acting like a fucking autistic virgin around her and it only working because she wants his cash?

>>212040065
constantly dude idk what to do at this point

>>212040058
omg ben are you ok

>>212039920
It's a bit that nobody talks about at all, but when they had the "Who's the biggest faggot" in S2 between Oliver and Tayleigh and it was a paypig poll, Oliver just sits down at the bar and sighs and does nothing. I laughed so fucking much, because I thought he was doing some 5D interpretation of being a mopey faggot and it caught me completely off guard. He ended up winning lol

>>212039920
not one moment, but I laughed every time they played pig noises to rachel

if they don't go live again at midnight they're not gonna go live at all

>>212040058
Get the buckets out retard. It’s just gray water.

>>212040009
you mean like at the very end?

>>212040072
i wonder why they nixed the crt filter after season 2, i thought it was a nice touch

>>212040067
When I realized that was actually his wife I laughed so hard, nasty fucking ogre, and Alex talking up his wife the whole time

guys these are really high quality t-shirts and they come pre-distressed

>>212039920
Jon kicking a hole on the wall as the entity is hitting the wall on the other side. I remember laughing until I cried.

>>212040044
Letty looks way better than Taylor

>>212040059
it'd probably be unmoderated

>>212040063
I remember it was in the dark, so maybe right after they played hide and seek with Serial killer burt and he slammed headfirst into the door? Cant remember what day that was sorry

>>212040045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvixEtewLFE

>>212039747
She had a glow up after she moved to Michigan and has progressively looked worse since she left.

>>212039979
Only the cute girls of every race. I support Hapa gooner guys like Jin too.

>>212040093
It's so weird how small freddy's penis is bro

we need to be washing our assholes in the shower

>>212039796
They probably dont even have the cameras equipment and livestream setup. So they are probably only moving furniture tonight. And tomorrow they come back to take down cameras and server equipment and set it up in the new place

Rolex in your face fucknigga?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750996528411567.mp4

>>212039703
THE COBRA

>>212040080
cloverneko.mpeg

>>212039997
>you now remember dontarious whipping his dick with a towel in b2 and hard cutting the feed to this video

I guessing there taking so long because they didn’t prepare and are just now setting up equipment

>>212040073
Still 100% relevant 4 seasons later. Jets an incompwtent faggot

>>212039920
KONICHIWA GOOK

idk why i didnt even like TJ it was just really funny to me

>>212040115
Niggas actually believe this

>>212039920
>S1
Letty and Sam talking about her list of beauty items to buy back after Damiel threw them down the porta potty.
>S2
Chris having a panic attack in the gooncave.
>BG
WHERE IS JET? [Runs into the rain]
>Bitchtank
Juliana being a horndog while drunk.
>S3
Jet crashing out over an OF whore with a fucking glass of water.
>POWtank
lolno.
>S4
Jet angry at the door.

>>212040111
Recent development and not “way better” just a bit better.

>>212040085
>no you dont get it she only liked him for his money
>the money he didn't have until weeks later!
>>212040115
truuu.claire

>>212040088
maybe a cold wet cloth? idk man do your own research

>>212040142
fucking kek

>>212039898
he divorced her

>>212040073
nothing has changed
sam is simply re-enacting his trust fund childhood through jet
he gets the art budget and the manly advice sam never had

I'm tight. Tight like a field mouse.

>>212040114
Thanks legend <3

>>212039920
Probably Burt running into the door in the dark in s3

>>212040137
What the fuck have wiggers been doing for the past 2 days?

>>212040114
did burt ever drink alcohol? i dont remember

>>212040131
one of the only times jet made me laugh

>>212040129
cute tight bratty goblin angel

>>212039920
>"SAAR CAN YOU HELP ME"
>"Nope!"

>>212039868
My friend watched the S2 episodes recently and the only thing that he had to say about the ending was that it was crazy and “fuck Tayleigh”

>>212040140
Jet has gotten a ton of money and clout. Can you say the same?

>>212040092
real establishing moment. i loved that kiwigga like you wouldnt believe

>>212039977
Yeah while trying to kill herself twice. She’s a fucking mess.

Sorry for the delay guys. We're trying to source some doubled-sided tape and extra-long phone cables for the new house setup.

>>212040138
This is a real photo btw

why did letty fix her lazy eye :(

>>212040149
>Chris having a panic attack in the gooncave.
bro that shit had me crying, and Frank going "do you want some weed man?"

>>212039765
They left out that they got Tay specifically drunk then had her make out with Frank and lick his shoes

>>212040114
>hey uhh.. dark burt. got some roses for ya
kek

>>212039826
Looks like a Pale Crawler. Bipedal, about the size of a man, upright. Trying to gain access to the house through the window they left in.

>>212039924
Summer puking all over the bar and crying during the karate lesson was pretty entertaining to witness live.

This season it was definitely when Freddy asked the cripple to walk down the stairs and get him some clean sheets.

>>212040169
it's really a mystery

i can't even conceptualize what they've been so exhaustingly busy with since the show started

you can only keep 1 ellie
which one anon

>>212040171
Nah. He was too medicated

>>212040195
She didn't, it still fucks up all the time

>>212040122
it wasnt crazy small either based on his soft size and the sponginess he would be right under 5in hard maybe a tad bit bigger if 100% hardness

>>212040088
>Sharpie in pooper
>push hemorrhoid back into place
stop pushing while you shit

>>212040073
remember when they had a thermostat fishtoy that they thought was a good idea. like the heater would turn the house to 100 degrees in an hour somehow

fucking retards

>>212039920
fatty tripping and falling down the stairs while squealing like an actual fucking pig
i remember i had just come back from work, opened the stream and immediately saw that shit live

>>212040179
hi jet. clout with a bunch of terminally online braindead autists and zero people that actually matter besides Sam who is on his way out

>talk shit on /ftl/ all day I could knock your fucking teeth out faggot, say it to my face faggot you won't, you won't do shit bitch

Anonbros...your response?

>>212040222
That's pretty bad

>>212039920
>MY NIGGA NIFTY CONTENT QUEEN
honorable mention is pretty much every Alex scene from early S3. at one point my torso literally hurt from laughter.

I REQUIRE MORE LUKE

>>212040151
No she always looked better

>>212039920
this right here

>>212040231
fcking kek

>>212040197
Tayleigh got blackout drunk and Frank basically molested her and nobody stopped it. Nobody remembers this unless you watched it live at like 2 am lol.

>>212040234
Better than what 99% of people manage to achieve in their life.

>>212039920
Jimbo emerging from the goon cave

>>212040131
3 bands on your head fucknigga whats up

>>212040092
this was so fucking good

>>212039920
jon stomping on the mustard bottle, spraying its contents all over the wall and matter of factly stating "it's open"

>>212040129
ugly as sin

>>212040245
Calm down Ellie

>>212040252
cope

>>212039920
all of s3 up until famous house ended was gold. it's so jarring having the show be that great then transition into that god awful prisoner bit. they had such a great cast and all they needed to do was add a little salt and let it stew, but jet had to take full control. you know what the problem isn't that jet wants to take control, it's that he has no fucking plan and refuses to make one so when he takes control it's only a success in spite of him

>>212040149
Jon was so great on bloodgames, even his downtime was kino
Climbed trucks with a torn hamstring to watch the clouds - giving a piece full body cam view
Miss that guy fr

>"we're keeping the fans in the loop this season"
>Proceed to leave the season 1 house and provide no informatin

>>212040131
ive been waiting for a webm of this since it happened. thank you king

>>212040138
that would be my elven queen, abi sama

>>212040231
The thing is, this *could* work. A portable heater in one room and close the door. Could even monetize it for Famous House retheming. But these wiggers don't fucking think worth shit.

>>212040138
She’s by far the most attractive

>>212039765
The Cole vs Brian arc was largely underwhelming in the edits, aside from the gator squats.

>>212040129
hi angie

>>212040248
Absolute cinema

>>212040222
You saw Fred's dick at an awkward angle that probably makes it look smaller than it actually is.

>>212039920
I think the most I laughed was when Nifty was trying to do her dogshit standup and TTS kept interrupting her

>>212040129
She looks like my gf's mom

>>212040267
Yea I legit laughed so hard multiple times during that whole show, the prisoner thing was just weird and didn't make sense you can tell Jet basically ruined the show and then Brandon won.

>>212040248
holy fuck

>>212039920
tj saying with complete sincerity and seriousness "i'm afraid oliver dollars have led me down the wrong path"

>>212040232
season 1 fatty was complete magic and we'll never get anything like it ever again.
>talking to the chinese tts voices named steve
>falling down the stairs
>telling letty he was going to kill her in her sleep
>shitting in the cup
>being chained to letty while he used the bathroom
>telling frank about his gunt rash
>CHEMICAL ATTACK

that schizo made for must see tv

>>212040216
5

>>212039924
same boat, the nothing ever happens factor put me off early on. looking back i think it was the best form of fishtank when fans are contestants. maybe it was just the lack of windows.

>>212040301
10/10 moment

how long has it been since they left the house now? 5 hours?

>>212040182
Lmao that was it, "The bigger annoying faggot" and he's just sitting around not giving a shit while Tayleigh is trying so hard in the other room to be cringe. Underrated bit.

>>212040289
no i didn't we are the same size

>>212040235
You are a fat, incompetent faggot and your show sucks. Also your rolex is fake and you can't fuck

Jon on percs was my favorite fish

>>212040283
The fabled lavender wavy dress...

if only there was some worldwide communication system that the wiggers could use to instantly and effortlessly give people even the smallest of updates

>>212039833
Then Seth interjected to defend production. What a fag

>>212040303
>season 1 fatty was complete magic and we'll never get anything like it ever again.
yes you will. just throw fatty back in the tank and take the weed from him.

>>212040251
If she wasn't a retard she would have sued the shit out of them over that

>>212040309
Reminder

>>212040313
>QUICK START DISCO POSTING

>>212039920
it was technically from here but i was crying laughing for like 5 minutes straight when i saw this webm for the first time

>>212040245
gay

the streams running right now are on a loop

>>212039920
too many to count but i lost my SHIT every time alex would get right in front of the living room cam as it tried to pan around him

>>212040267
Jet is holding fishtank back. He needs to get fired.

How's my tier list for primary Fishtank contestants?

>>212040313
>"You paid for a show, you're gonna get a show."

>>212039920
probably tai/simon having a mental breakdown after he got gaslit on s1

>>212040216
They're all the same picture

>>212039920
what's "that's on you playboy" from?

>>212040267
the fault is 100% on the paypigs. they were throwing a tantrum every single day that Sam showed up and didnt punch a hole in the wall. they couldnt tolerate even an ounce of slow burn and demanded immediate poop fights

look at how fast the "computer" bit turned to absolute garbage. they weren't making enough money keeping on the famous house facade and decided to just nuke it and ruin the show.

is 90 day fiance good

>>212040222
Mine looks like Freddy's flaccid and it's 7in+ish hard. The head goes over a monster can side by side for reference

>>212040301
TJ really has a way of locking in just to say the most retarded thing ever heard

>>212039920
Charleston White walking back to the basement after Shinji said he got fucked in the arse by another guy.

>>212040131
>beaver street boys make this in one minute
beaver street will always be one of our greatest achievements

>>212040114
S3 was so good bros

Why is Josie so different in her streams than how I remember her in S1? Was it really an act or what

He would mog every S4 contestant

>>212039790
Did these faggots ever kiss or fuck? No wonder she left his ass. Who wants mentally defective sperm? No one.

>>212040358
I have no clue but it was funny as fuck, Sam and Alex consistently make me laugh

>>212040311
there are so many subtly great tj moments that rarely get mentioned here

>>212040301
Also TJ trolling Oliver keeping him awake talking about his romantic arc with Taylor for an hour was great.

>>212040354
Imperfect but I’ve seen worse

>>212040129
facial abuse

>>212040356
this is the one

>>212040274
He really was, especially mogging the fuck out of Jimmy. But I was talking about Tayleigh's mental breakdown, assaulting SeXavier, crying because she thought Q would come out of the woods and staying inside the house for a full day.
I should have been more precise.

Longest hiatus yet right? Including RV?

>>212040365
Just the no neck with mayo in his hair

>>212040354
>aryeh at the bottom
ary haters are insufferable and deserve death

>>212040354
>Symbal F tier

Brother did you watch the show?

>>212040382
he'd be between dan and aryeh in the pecking order

>>212040353
yeah well you can see why he wanted control so he can bring on some 18 prime fresh vulnerable asian pussy who comes from a broken home

>>212039920
Ben losing it over Jimmy saying that there’s metal in the wood

this downtime is more fun than actually watching the show

Welp, looks like the equivalent of "Famous House" is over for the season. Prepare for the grimmest of Goran content.

this fake cast leak lines up pretty decently with the actual cast in retrospect. only two that really don't fit
>ellie
>n/a
>aryeh
>direnc
>jin
>freddy
>n/a
>daniel

>>212040375
she acts the same having a daily conversation with the tts

>>212040348
so be it
I dont give a shit

Nothing will beat s1

>first season watching just watched on the main fshtank site
>paid for season pass for all the goodies and extra benefits, like voting, etc.
>decided to get some merch too because fuck it why not, I have a job
>next season comes out, ppv suddenly available
>free? easy access? cool
>start watching exclusively on ppv
>end up missing out on production messages, seeing which tts messages are from production, the voting, the general temp of chat, and just.. the entire atmosphere/community that makes fishtank special
>instead just dry, cold free ppv
did we make a mistake bros? is /ftl/ really about watching fishtank on the main site?

>>212039920
>black people have actually responded positively to your use of the n-word

>>212040369
lmfao absolutely, that's why he's the goat

>>212040354
Luke too high
Simbal and simmons should be B
Cole and TJ A

>>212040395
RVtank was down for 12+ hours at a time

This downtime is the perfect chance to watch Nina rape a Puerto Rican lesbian neuroscientist for 5 hours!

https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl

>>212040382
he would be so good, i love how retarded he is

>>212040404
go shit in the streets

peanits

>>212040395
Season 1 I think there’s a missing 18-20 hours when their hosting fucked up before they got it up on YouTube.

>>212040418
gay^2

>>212040354
burt will never be s tier

>>212040367
he's clearly not a grower you can tell by how it looked when soft

Anyone wanna goon

>>212040356
>YOU CWACKAS
The best gaslight in the show. And he came on top of it.

eta 20

>>212040371
>>212039920

>Charleston White spending 15 minutes trying to communicate with Shinji and ask him if the lights are on because he was trying to fuck Tayleigh

>>212040354
Its shit

>>212040421
ok maejok

>>212040360
It is on the wiggers and Jet for not coming up with ideas on how to monetize the Famous House portion. Lock and unlock rooms, crowd funded type fishtoys. If it was my fucking JOB, I'd spend a WEEK to think of things like this.

>>212040427
it's a good stream

>>212039714
not so much doomposting as much as realising how shit the wiggers are at their "job" over the years.
>but its ironic

>>212040404
Hard to say if Symbal was nontent or if he deserves a higher ranking for being such a meme

>>212040386
those two had such a great comedic duo going on

giving Angelina 75% white children

shooting for our most downtime ever

>>212040416
Literally who?

>>212040421
yes its unironically kino

>>212040382
>NO TOUCH SIMBAL

>>212039920
A very underrated moment was during the Cell/bitchtank when this homeless guy started to yell at the Beaver street TTS and starting yelling his mom’s adresss for them to show up.

>>212040216
7

for all fishtank's flaws, its a special show and im glad we all get to watch it together :)

>>212040417
I knew i wasnt going crazy

>>212040419
bitchtank by many orders of manitude

>>212040416
no shit it was made by jet

>>212040443
no you cant homo

Where’s the content
Why did all of them leave at the same time

>>212040354
Tayleigh fucking sucks

>>212039920
I dont care if it was a setup, Jimmy crawling through the goon cave to spy on Cole / Trish, getting caught, and emerging with his pants down was the funniest moment.

Jon kicking a hole in the wall in response to jet knocking hard on the other wall, or climbing onto a mountain of furniture in the kitchen were also up there.

SOON

>>212040368
>ancient

fuck my tight bussy jet

Taylor is a bad person and has a gambling addiction. She is currently like a junkie getting paid to shoot up. she will end up like her mom, gambling all day her life is essentially over already.

>>212040479
didn't watch

Can we talked about the leaked bloodgames 2 cast?

>>212040365
If you have a gf

>>212040421
Im watching it in the secret youtube playlist

>>212039920
>>212040451
>>212040371
Don’t forget the Trump TTS saying tellling Charleston that Nifty has the fattest pussy in the house.

>>212040477
trvke

Kill Jet Neptune

>>212040486
Week 2 twist is that the show ends.

>>212039765
the parts where tj and tayleigh fell in love
other than that it was mostly NONTENT ZZZZZ boring!

>>212040451
i say as dawrhk as it eeyuz, cayne they see in heeyurh?

>>212040493
duanye cut it out

>>212040439
gay^2 = straight 4x

>>212040354
niggerlicious

>>212040421
i watch on the site mainly cuz no prod messages are a deal breaker for me, the amount of people i see in here who have no clue what is going on because they didn't see a prod message is interesting

>>212040477
truuuuu

>>212040479
truuu

>>212040413
so many core memories being unlocked right now

>>212040482
Yes you can are you not familiar with your own dick. Take a look at it again like i said the sponginess is lacking meaning he isn't a grower and he's not thick either. Overall freddy is on the smaller side 4.5-5 inches max and uncut nothing wrong with it but he's a smaller guy

>>212040499
I wish Simbal was casted, but he'll never come back lol

remember when famous house thought they were on hulu and production somehow edited an episode fast as fuck to fool them?

>>212040497
where is this from
who is that fag
and
how does he know all of this

>>212040248
I was expecting a recognizable blowjob

>>212040497
groomzy sure is low class, airing out other people's dirty laundry.

>>212040452
s2 fans defend this

>>212040175
kek i forgot about that

>>212040514
i love how he seems entirely unable to rephrase the question and just keeps repeating it slower and angrier

>>212040131
>Ellie, here's a rollie. will you marry me? bitch?

>>212040177
AB tried their best, but there's no painting Tayleigh in a good light whatsoever. It's like trying to sculpt an emerald from a dog turd.

if i don't see ellie on live stream within the next hour i'm going to an hero. ftl is all i had

>>212040524
2 to 3 people instantly post them dude

>>212040368
>mde whypz
>murder charls
>college cunts
>williamsburg street fashion
>alienmode
some fags are even more ancient than me

>>212040497
When was this?

>>212040536
It wasn't an episode. It was promo

>>212039747
LOL MOOGLED
SELF INSERT FAGS BTFO

>>212040477
the genny is my favorite part of the show desu there's some really funny and creative people here

>>212039920
When Burt was so close to cracking the Fishtank mystery only to arrive at
>Is this a gay male dating show predominately for queer boys?

>>212040463
Yea ppl hated Oliver but he was a good ally for tj and shinji. He played off of both of them well

>>212040424
Luke dickriders need their brain studied. They're just closeted fags.

I liked Luke though definitely on the higher tier of fish.

>>212040561
sometimes but a lot do get missed

>>212040547
>Part two is hosted by Binx.
I'm gonna come.

>>212040479
thats true

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES HURT BURT

>>212039920
in bitchtank there was a tts that said nigger with great timing- it sounds so dumb but it killed everyone even jet kekd
Star Power in the cell too

>>212040584
tight

>>212039920
jon passport
tj life story
tayleigh left in the attic with hair clippers and shaving her head for no reason and coming out looking like gollum
tayleigh getting shitfaced and kissing frank the night before the olympics
"jerry sends his regards" and fatty staying in baby voice
I CALL UPON THE GREGGER NEGGERS
jimmy passing letty notes in the cell
oddbod flattening claire with the mattress
ian simbal mizzy binx night

>>212039806
god I love hapas

>>212040442
Which contestants (if any) would you say are deserving of the S tier? I put Burt there because he was the most insane and unhinged individual they've ever had outside of Alex B.

Debated if Freddy should be S but he feels just slightly under the insane capabilities of Burt and Alex B and Letty's meta

>>212040536
Literally the last time effort was put into the show. It's pretty insane when you think about it.

>>212040317
this clip just reminded me of how truly retarded they were when it came to food
>that time they just rubbed wet towels over the mustard and created a huge yellow stain on the wall
>just threw the yellow mustard towels in the washing machine and probably fucked up all the non-mustard covered towels
>that time they couldn't operate the stove
>that time they finally figured out how to use the stove, but didn't use the range hood and set off the fire alarm twice
>that time they cooked meat straight from the freezer without defrosting it
>the meat was NEVER seasoned or marinated, unless it was damiel cooking
>in fact damiel was the only one who knew how to cook, despite being a retarded drug addict

>>212040583
oliver was great, one of my favorite freeloaders of all time

I guess the TTS messages were true. They really are getting shipped off to fight for Israel.

It’s like that movie Battle Royale 2
https://youtu.be/CV8gaI67YOQ?si=Ms5iRGHLuqjwyxO9

>>212040576
>taylo settled for some hobo looking gambling addict with bong teeth
>meanwhile teej is living it up with claudia

>>212040595
ben seems so much happier when he's gay

>>212040539
Lmao what? This is /ftl/ we live on that shit. More groomzy_va leaks

>>212040588
Sheeesh
Imagine a goblin goon sesh

>>212040595
bitchtank ben was goat tier

>>212040539
yeah but if it's true it's true. i always knew taylor was a retard and tj deserved better.

Is it probable, plausible, or just possible that Fish Tank will air again tonight? Wondering how late I should stay up.

>Road trip not streamed live because Sam wants to save face and avoid snipers.
>They are probably filming it and will paywall it once they release the S4 edited episodes in five years.
I hate the wiggers so much.

>>212040612
>Simmons heating a pizza in the oven, in it's cardboard box

>>212039920
sam telling summer to find him a torch lighter "and also panic" and she immediately projectile vomits had me rolling

>>212040497
Greg still holding a grudge from when Taylor exposes his lie about being invited to Michigan I see

>>212040640
it's not gonna happen tonight

>>212040477
it's about advancing the culture

>>212040604
Kato blowjob while wearing black lipstick

Are they dead can someone look up the area maybe they got into a roll over
mfw jet is the sole survivor

>>212040640
Good to bed anon. You have work tomorrow. Even if they were to come online, there wouldn't be any content.

How many times do you think goran has fucked ellie so far since the stream went down?
>im saying 3

>>212039920
When they first told burt the show was live and he went to his room and starting frantically counting random numbers and farting
>27 1 11 56 30 42
>*rips ass*
>oh god

>>212039920
TJ and Frank teaming up to get Greg to say the N word.

>>212040654
MAKE ME A BBC

>>212040497
Greg doesn't know shit lmao imagine taking his work on anything

update from jet in site chat

>>212040497
greg just making it up

>>212040654
she was the best looking girl on bitchtank imo

>>212040421
Thats why I love the website. You can see whos sending the TTS. Also its a decently well made website.

You catch which TTS's are production gaslights and which ones are real. You can see whos simping and harass them until they mute you.

>>212040653
it certainly advances my culture ;)

>>212040585
luke had some excellent moments during s3 but him sperging out on jeff during the rv arc and likely getting him blacklisted from the show for his own fuckup really soured me on him. was zero evidence for that shit and and now one of the best freeloaders the show has ever seen probably can't come back

>>212040461
him standing alone in the room alone in that horse costume while they pretended to forget him and all the other times he was ignored is some of the funniest stuff they did. i still think about him standing in that room and laugh to myself like an idiot

so it's gonna be fallout themed?

rape escape

>>212040640
Ain't a fucking chance. Remember to post that Jet needs to be fired in all multimedia.

>>212040368
I still think this is the only funny thing Sam has ever made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TVTm5xfvjk

>>212040499
just think about this. this guy wasted all this time putting together that image for a single post on /tv for basically no purpose

truly grim behavior

>>212040661
>No date
Fake and gay

>>212040479
>>212040595
>>212040528
>>212040629
is this shitposting or are you guys being sincere? What made it so special, I couldn't watch

the box just flew over my house

>>212040674
bliccy back?

>>212040216
2

>YOU'RE A BIGOT FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU'RE A FUCKING NAZI AND A JEW
>NOW WATCH THIS DROP IN
how do you respond without sounding mad?

powtank was underrated

>>212040674
Aw, it's ok Jet, Ellie likes you back

>>212040686
this guy is weird af

>>212040670
SUPERFREAK

>>212040642
It pisses me off. I know the move was necessary but they give zero insight into what's actually going on. and they were JUST saying how big of a mistake doing that in season 3 with the RV was. fucking morons

>>212040537
Greg aka Mr. Beast from s2.

>>212040696
Bitchtank was honestly as good as Bloodgames

remember the cool bowling alley-ass bespoke animations they had for fishtoys? those were da days, or day, they didn't fucking work for very long

>>212040680
>best freeloaders the show has ever seen
...

>>212040706
Everybody is saying this

>>212040705
you literally can't, that's a checkmate

>>212040497
youre a lying piece of shit nobody thats sane will ever believe you

>>212040658
That fucking WHEN THE DARKNESS COMES bit in the background I forgot all about that ahahahha

>>212040720
lets not get carried away

T-1hr

Anyone got the gif or Webm of Sam opening and closing the closet doors in S2?

>>212040705
only way is physical violence

remember this s1 fags

jimmy's funhouse idea would've been bettter than this

>>212040643
Excellent picture

>>212040067
>>212040168
>>212040356
>>212040413
these +
/ftl/ during the morgue (particularly the lmfao picture)
it smells like weed in there
peruvian shaman confessional
S3 drunk POS with the piss brothers and penthouse boys
/ftl/ during the superbed

>>212040720
No lol but it was good.

>>212040514
>...i can see camera? :D
now that the dust has settled, was it an honest mistake or was he protecting tayleigh?

>>212040730
name 3 freeloaders better than jeff nigga

>>212040152
she was a plant paid by production to act this way towards tard j then stuck around afterwards to milk him of his money

Hey guys, update for yall: someone printed the map upside down so the trip is going to take 3 times as long

>>212040716
We actually have no idea if the move is necessary at all. They could very well be lying and we're embarrassed that the twist is so stupid.

>>212040539
Too many people try and sweep for her when she has an absolutely awful last. Mark deserves to know and he deserves better.

>>212040686
Bitchtank was fun

>>212040676
Agreed

>>212040354
Luke should be C or D tier, in my opinion. Most overrated fish of all time. Rachel, Aryeh, Jin, Simbal and Simmons are all entertaining fish. I don't understand the logic of putting them below all the nontent fish. Do you not want to be entertained?

>>212040595
who is the girl with front bangs she seems pretty why are there no simps for her here

>>212040763
Oliver, Seth, Jerry

>>212040763
>connor
>simon
>duanay

>>212040732
They better have that meme screen at the fallout bunker
Place it right next to the angie mural

>Freddy
>Alex B
>Burt
>Luke
All 30+ and all the greatest fish, what's goin on zoomies?

Chudgang really did ruin season 2 and bloodgames. Season 3 with Alex B and Burt was great because it didn’t involve politics for the most part and was just wacko people. Season 4 is fun again despite composting because it’s just funky people stuck in a house. Politics barely gets involved this season and ends up being a huge joke thanks to Freddy who can laugh at both sides. One minute he’s saying fuck racists and the next sporting a hitler stache. I never want to see Jimmy or tayleigh on a fishtank project again. They aged poorly.

Insider here, Letty and Direnc found maid costumes and won’t leave the bathroom. Whole house smells like tuna melt now.

>>212040765
kek

>>212040688
Sam's old videos are funny as fuck and aged well

>>212040763
>Chip
>homeless nigga
>Hassle

>>212040763
Jobe, Kawan, and Jobe

>>212040746
oh fuck I do

>>212040670
>>212040715
wtf does this mean

>minimal downtime
too me that means an hour at most, not 6+ hours

>>212040785
her mom

>>212040680
i think this was orchestrated to get rid out him for transporting drugs across state lines in sam's RV

>>212040763
1. abi 2. jobe 3. ricky berwick

crazy that "winston status" and "bubby status" happened in the same bedroom

>>212040696
You had to be there.
It was new, yet cozy. You knew they were cranking up the milking scheme by having the girls hang in a room, at times jumping between Dave in the cell and the third room where they locked Claire but it was really entertaining.
And then Sam had to ruin it.

>>212040216
3 is so cute

>>212040781
>>212040785
>>212040654
well I'll be

>>212040746
Yes I do. That was the /soc/ post. I still don't know if that was actually her.

>>212040809
going to cry?

>>212040809
that's your fault

>>212040795
Yea Jimmy and Tayleigh straight ruin shit, I enjoyed her humiliation rituals though, it gave me great pleasure

>>212040763
Tai x3 for each appearance

REMINDER: YOUR FISH ARE ALL ON THEIR PHONES AND HAVE BEEN FOR HOURS

>>212040800
Thanks anon, best moment of s2. Especially with the car horn

was bitchtank memoryholed solely because it easily was the biggest legal liability out of any season?

>>212040794
Use pre-boomers didn't grow up with the internet as toddlers so we aren't as brain rotted & stunted retards.

tay was so beautiful man
they fucking raped her into a weird freak

Haley deserved to win.
THERE, I SAID IT.

>>212040795
Jimmy or Tayleigh suck. Played out

>>212040730
>>212040585

>Asks Frank for a cigarette
>"If i can put my cigarette out on you"
>Lets him do it
>Still doesn't get a cigarette and starts crying
>Repeat

this went on for like four days straight every night. Jeff was the most entertaining freeloader in show history desu.

>>212040816
>bubby
holy fuck that feels like an eternity ago

>>212040848
do you really believe this?

you can't really believe this.

>>212040831
Sam interacting with clout chasing normies is 10x better than any autismtank bullshit

>>212040809
go watch Threads (1984) in the meantime

>>212040839
This shows ruined they're probably posting among us and on Twitter

>>212040763
All of tais appearances, all of Frank’s appearances, Lance, fatty s1 and 2, Greg, pretty much everyone, Jeff wasnt that good

>>212040760
"as X as it is" is probably not taught in japanese schools
it's very southern fried, and the accent is thick, too

>>212040806
>jobe
>jobe twice

>>212040794
Burt isn't even close to one of the greatest fishes and Luke doesn't even count as one.

>>212040654
>no limbal rings
hard pass

new >>212040880

>>212040794
zoomers are literally autists, freak weirdos. Gen X, Millennials run this shit

>>212040870
why do you just believe anything that people post

FIVE HOURS

>>212040794
>luke
LMAO

>>212040842
because of the grooming

>>212040696
it sucked ass. it was women screaming about nonsense and having food fights cause "thats what fishtank is!"
add egregious simpbait bullshit and forced waifu wars on top. its entire purpose was to milk paypigs and thats literally all it accomplished

the only redeeming part of bitchtank was that it got Scott blacklisted

>>212040197
Did they actually cut out the bootlicking?

>>212040831
"it asked him what you gon' wear for a nigga" will always kill me

>>212040696
bitchtank (and especially powtank) had very small hardcore audiences, mostly fanatical obsessives who post about claire every offseason on /bant/. bitchtank was a pretty good miniseason of classic developmentally stunted girl conflicts, stream of freeloaders, abuse/isolation of cringe ones in the cell etc. but for the most part people who mention bitchtank (and powtank) are doing so with their penis

>>212040879
Okay, Jobe thrice.

>>212040794
Prefrontal cortex influenced by social media since childhood

>>212040794
Jon and Cole mog all these newfags

>>212040911
>egregious simpbait bullshit and forced waifu wars on top.
>>212040933
>had very small hardcore audiences, mostly fanatical obsessives who post about claire every offseason on /bant/

that is the impression I got from it based on people's posts about it. that sounds really not enjoyable, at least for me. thanks

Fuck it im just going to say it. TJ should've been kicked when he lost the stand up challenge in S2 like he was supposed to be.

Fucking jet slow fucking Nonce

>>212040951
member when jon got blackout drunk so they had to cut the cams when he started puking everywhere and threatening to kill himself?
member cole posting about bbc on r9k?
yeah man they mog for sure

>>212040960
The winners are predetermined, they werent going to kick him for shit.

Uhhh ... ball bros tickets just went on sale in Philadelphia

>>212040960
but his stand up was the best

>>212040928
Does anyone have a clip of the tts saying that to Burt I can’t find it anymore

>>212040696
Bitchtank was just fun, had a bunch of cute girls and did some novel things like the gaming station. powenvy came in and was pretty funny. Sam brought in pearl davis the mudshark. Q from /bant/ appeared for an hour. haley was fucking nuts. It had a solid ending

>>212040843
>Use pre-boomers
Are you sure?

>>212040979
as if Freddy hasn't embarrassed himself countless times already lmao stfu man

>>212040960
Hypothetically if he were to be eliminated here, would Shinji have won?

>>212040795
The problem with cuntleigh and them wasn't politics, they were energy vampires like brian

>>212040129
I vuw hew

>>212040960
boooooo

>>212040960
yeah dude a top 3 with shinji, tay and trish would have been WAY better

>>212040960
the only reason tard j won is because the staff actually beat the shit out of him and were essentially paying him off. everyone was frustrated with tard j's inability to do anything correctly and it wasn't in a funny way either

>>212040497
it's true i was there

>>212040960
> never bet on black
> binx lost the money betting on black
vindicated, you're wrong

>>212039920
Alex Stein’s first appearance in famous house 2.0 pretending to be the head producer or something and screaming at everyone

>>212040354
Luke and Burt are not that great. Only S-tier are Alex and Freddy since they carried their season. S3 went to shit after Alex, S4 is shit without Freddy. Actually I think people wouldn't even talk in S4 if Freddy didn't exist, it would be just Aryeh singing stupid shit all the time.

Payton, Binx, Megan, Ellie are the only F tier fish imo.

>>212041260
LMAO, Burt and Luke clear freddy. like its not even close, i think youve forgotten the iconic pics and vids. szn 4 is trash

>>212041171
inspecting Burts teeth like he was a slave

i'm gonna change my life i'm gonna do it

szn 4 is so weak compared to szn 3, i cannot believe the fan base is eating it up

>>212039920
7 males, 5 females, and all of the guys are queer. DUDE wipes? MISTER Beast?

>>212041380
See you tomorrow, anon.

>>212041399
>szn
negroid opinion invalid

>>212040794
>why isnt your generation more retarded!
its kinda sad when i hear 30+ year olds defend why they watch fishtank. where they constantly get 18/19 year old girls. for marky purposes.

you should be teaching your son how to fish on the weekend instead of being here

>>212041711
Projecting hard as fuck

>>212041171
That was the best

>>212039880
It's an alien nigger

>>212039920
Season 1 when Chip finds the painting of Fatty that Sylvia made and spelled his name 'Chis'