Danjak edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- They left the season 1 house at like 7pm Eastern, we don't know where they are
-- A 4chan user purporting to be Maejok says he's guarding the S1 house with a gun
-- Alex B implied he's coming to Providence
-- Nina said Direnc has a perfect ass and she wants to grab it (Direnc giving Nina a lapdance: https://x.com/you_effo/status/1938329229751415078) [more Nina lesbianism: https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl]
-- Dr. Steven Cross mogged the tank today
-- Eleanor is beautiful <3
-- Nina is beautiful <3
-- Direnc is Turkish
>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.live/
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://www.fishtank.live/archive
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>>212038186
When is Hassle showing up?
Doomposters always win. The season is nothing but downhill from here.
>>212039688Fred Hassle's already been in the house since day 1.
He's virtually made Frank useless.
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much much more angie type stuff
Fuck Jet and fuck the entire production crew
do you think Tayleigh watches the spooky movie night stream on Fridays
>Jet could literally be dead right now and people are cracking jokes
Grow up
>>212039635 (OP)The absolute best thing that any true fan of the show can do is to try and get Jet fired as the showrunner. Influence narratives on reddit, Twitter, etc. The future of the show is dependent on Sam buying the 20% of Jet's ownership and giving the showrunner position to someone else.
You can pick one former contestant to be on Bloodgames 2, who is it?
reply to this post with tts youve sent
i spent that entire thread thinking of memes to reply to that post. probably more fun than it normally is to watch the show
Just jerked off to angie now everything feels right with the world
What happend Daniel? I thought you were strong because you lifted weights?
way too long for whatever the fuck they are doing
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>>212039742>>212039722she's such a tight slut hell yea
>>212039635 (OP)>>212039635 (OP)Grass Man, knock on the window too!
never watched s2 - what were some integral parts that the episodes missed?
did they die in a car crash what the fuck is this shit
Qrd on when/ how they left the house? I tuned out when the mariachi band started playing.
>"I HEARD A KNOCK!!!"
this is what they're referring to
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750995888656833.mp4
>>212039747i fucking hate you fuck you
>>212039734i have never accessed the fishtank site my dear boy
grass man do you have a flashlight? shine it through the windows
>>212039765Nobody who watched season 2 watched the episodes to know what was missed
The absowute best thing that any twue fan of the show can do is to twy and get Jet fiwed as the showwunner. Infwuence nawwatives on weddit, Twittew, etc. The futuwe of the show is dependent on Sam buying the 20% of Jet's ownewship and giving the showwunner position to someone ewse.
>We're going to drive to Vegas again but don't worry, we won't stream it this time
Go back to selling peanuts, take a shower you fruit
>>212039766What if they did
>>212039726>Jet could literally be dead right now
>>212039768If you want to know what happens in the show then maybe you should watch it.
they accidentally backed over ricky in the driveway
Anyone have the clip of Fatty imagining Trish?
>>212039769wood expanding?
>>212039801you're late, you motherfucker
>>212039765i aint see the eps but shit they prolly aint had oliver sleep esperimenx or charleston white rapin on tayleigh
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Anyone else just see this?
>>212039796Vegas doesn't exist because it was nuked. They're driving to a bunker and seeking safety.
>>212039765The s2 cast didn't really hate each other and quickly got past grudges. The vibes were just better from shinji bar podcasts late into the nights to the early morning smoke sessions at the bar
>>212039821there's no clip it was just a thread meme
YOU TUWNED HEW AGAINST ME!!!
okay nearly 100% chance they just pick back up tomorrow bc its so late there now
what part of asia is best to visit to get an ellie look-a-like? she seems to have garnered the best of viet and SK it's like a super power. It's like she's a happa but both haps are asian.
>>212039796Ben looks so incredibly Jewish here
Did I set the record for most replied-to post on /ftl/
Also no one said "you're on the menu"
>>212039828bunker? i hardly know her
>>212039765680 hours of talking about youtube poops and shitty music
THEY ARE ALMOST THERE JET SAID
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>>212039833YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF
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>>212039831the vibes were horrific
>>212039833i thought it was real up until this part, then i realized it was just a bit.
Since they're not filming the trip they must be flying somewhere
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They are going to mexico
>>212039765Cut down on showcasing Tayleigh being a cringelord, because one of the writers for the episodes self-inserts as her.
>>212039839we need to be pelting jet neptune and ben with rocks
>>212039843>replied to yourself 6 times kys
>>212039831Production got everyone to hate Cole on purpose, then did the bit where they gave him the xbox. After, they realized it was a bad idea.
>>212039826it's something reflecting the infrared camera light
>>212039859well they were being starved
>>212039852Where did he say this?
Been gone all day, does anyone know when they’re supposed to make it to New Mexico?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzYlh5ZKbPk
what season we rewatching rn?
>>212039821He never said that. I dont even remember what character he was playing here
>>>/gif/29043811
contribute to the goonsesh
>>212039839sam and jet got arrested
>>212039833DANWIEL STHOP TWESTIN ME NEOW
>>212039703The monkey king. Hopefully his fat wife stays home and doesnt ruin the show
>>212039830i don't get what taylor's deal is, is she a smelly retard or something? she's too cute and stacked to be with the guys she hangs with
>>212039728You're a retarded faggot
>>212039742Fellas, am I furry for fapping to goblin girl hentai on r34? I'm so confused but I'm addicted now
>>212039812Thanks, cunt. You seriously think I was gonna watch the entirety of the mariachi performance? Shit was nontent. However, now I feel retarded because I guess the performance only lasted like 15 minutes before canyon event occured.
Giving Angie white children
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Reply with the hardest you laughed/best moment,
for me it was when Frank revealed he was Wild Randy and Alex lost it, also when Sam said "that's on you playboy", "I ain't having my protégé huffing BBW farts" and Alex says "muh wife doesn't fart"
They could turn the Daniel vs. Jet arc into one of the show's best but that would require some humility on Jet's part so I doubt it'll transpire. He'll be sent home next
>>212039887none, but watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEXXveiqBmk
>>212039765Watching it live was extremely boring. They mostly just sat around in the lounge area and did nothing. I've been watching since s1, and s2 was the most boring season to watch live in my opinion.
>>212039843Ella Smella! still holds the record
do you think they'll really bring alex back after his wife called the cops on them like 10 times?
Did jet say where they would be at
i wish the fish from s2 would interact more with the tts rather than just react to what tts is saying. shinji's bar nighttime stories were amazing. arye is the only one who does it and i hate hearing him speak.
>>212039765i haven't watched them but i'd imagine they misrepresent cole
cole was a sperg but production also were spergs with how they dealt with him, total failure to communicate
>>212039832thanks that's what I thought but I wasn't sure, it's still funny everytime I see it.
I can't wait for it to come back up and has zero explanation as to what happened and what the fish did during the intermission
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>>212039906No patrick that doesnt make you a furry
gonna stimfap for the first time in days
>>212039900One of the Florida scene girls said she's a psycho
>>212039920Burt screaming at the first TTS probably
>>212039843the ella one probably has the most
Giving Trish 75% White children
Crazytaco's been answering questions on twitter
https://x.com/crazytaco_334/status/1938384746431631515
It's downhill from here, right? The wiggers always drop the ball when they improvise.
>>212039900She's low class
>>212039890anons are fighting over letty again no thanks im good
>>212039902The worst part of Fishtank is simply Jet's retarded decisions. Fucking Steve was immediately a better guiding force in the house than Jet.
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>>212039900Bro letty dated this for a year
I'm really excited to see Letty and Alex B interact.
>>212039966cams look up to me
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Inspirational summytime PSA about not pushing yourself too hard just dropped
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-qf2JXfgQZc
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I need fish tank to watch while I drive
>>212039920Probably when Burt was isolated for the first time and everyone including production realized he was schizophrenic and was talking to himself.
>>212039920Airsoftfatty doing joker voice and telling letty he was going to kill her in her sleep
>>212039938Will one of you fucking niggers please describe the fish exit from season 1 house using green text?
>>212039947one of the psycho florida girls said the nice person was crazy lets believe her
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Do you guys want one hint? The offseason threads were important.
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>>212039906No thats just shortstack, the problem happens if you slippery slope from shortstack into Midna, because then it is furry yeah
>>212039900you really wouldnt get it unless you experienced it yourself
>>212039927Learn to forgive
ANGIE 3:16
>>212039900those guys made her career?
>>212039977i'm not surprised with letty, that lazy eye knocks a her a few points down in self esteem
Anyone have/remember the scene when burt was in the bathroom and talking about what he would do to jeff, while jeff was watching him? What day was that cant find it anywhere
>>212039986Tight tight tight
>>212039831>quickly got past grudgeslike jimmy and tj? tay and trish? cole and brian? summer and sam? trish and dumbgay?
tj and tay were forgiving each other every day then getting back into it the next day
shinji was mentally checked out as soon as frank squished his glasses
i cant think of anyone who just got over it and palled up
brian and his clique? tay autism-stockholm-pickmeing herself into liking frank?
tj/shinji and tj/trish were never at odds
oliver was cool with everyone but tay
greg was just bullied into submission
why didnt they leave tts on? they would make so much money
>>212040045I remember Burt sniffing Frank's shoe and jacking off
>>212039920When Burt had his original "Is this a gay dating show?" talk with Computer, and when Alex's wife busted into the penthouse and attacked Binx. I laughed hysterically at these two moments.
it's a good thing irony exists, because otherwise the wigger crew would just be a bunch of ugly maladaptive weirdos
anyone know any pornstars that look like jet? need my fix
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>>212039844>>212039997forgot about this until checking folder just now
>>212039997this made me remember the >take down camera fishtoy
Imagine if Sam hadn't ruined Famous House Part 2 by sperging out on Freddy
>>212040037get what, tard j acting like a fucking autistic virgin around her and it only working because she wants his cash?
>>212040065constantly dude idk what to do at this point
>>212040058omg ben are you ok
>>212039920It's a bit that nobody talks about at all, but when they had the "Who's the biggest faggot" in S2 between Oliver and Tayleigh and it was a paypig poll, Oliver just sits down at the bar and sighs and does nothing. I laughed so fucking much, because I thought he was doing some 5D interpretation of being a mopey faggot and it caught me completely off guard. He ended up winning lol
>>212039920not one moment, but I laughed every time they played pig noises to rachel
if they don't go live again at midnight they're not gonna go live at all
>>212040058Get the buckets out retard. It’s just gray water.
>>212040009you mean like at the very end?
>>212040072i wonder why they nixed the crt filter after season 2, i thought it was a nice touch
>>212040067When I realized that was actually his wife I laughed so hard, nasty fucking ogre, and Alex talking up his wife the whole time
guys these are really high quality t-shirts and they come pre-distressed
>>212039920Jon kicking a hole on the wall as the entity is hitting the wall on the other side. I remember laughing until I cried.
>>212040044Letty looks way better than Taylor
>>212040059it'd probably be unmoderated
>>212040063I remember it was in the dark, so maybe right after they played hide and seek with Serial killer burt and he slammed headfirst into the door? Cant remember what day that was sorry
>>212040045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvixEtewLFE
>>212039747She had a glow up after she moved to Michigan and has progressively looked worse since she left.
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>>212039979Only the cute girls of every race. I support Hapa gooner guys like Jin too.
>>212040093It's so weird how small freddy's penis is bro
we need to be washing our assholes in the shower
>>212039796They probably dont even have the cameras equipment and livestream setup. So they are probably only moving furniture tonight. And tomorrow they come back to take down cameras and server equipment and set it up in the new place
Rolex in your face fucknigga?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750996528411567.mp4
>>212040080cloverneko.mpeg
>>212039997>you now remember dontarious whipping his dick with a towel in b2 and hard cutting the feed to this video
I guessing there taking so long because they didn’t prepare and are just now setting up equipment
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>letty is one of the most attractive fish of all time
>>212040073Still 100% relevant 4 seasons later. Jets an incompwtent faggot
>>212039920KONICHIWA GOOK
idk why i didnt even like TJ it was just really funny to me
>>212040115Niggas actually believe this
>>212039920>S1Letty and Sam talking about her list of beauty items to buy back after Damiel threw them down the porta potty.
>S2Chris having a panic attack in the gooncave.
>BGWHERE IS JET? [Runs into the rain]
>BitchtankJuliana being a horndog while drunk.
>S3Jet crashing out over an OF whore with a fucking glass of water.
>POWtanklolno.
>S4Jet angry at the door.
>>212040111Recent development and not “way better” just a bit better.
>>212040085>no you dont get it she only liked him for his money>the money he didn't have until weeks later!>>212040115truuu.claire
>>212040088maybe a cold wet cloth? idk man do your own research
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>>212039898he divorced her
>>212040073nothing has changed
sam is simply re-enacting his trust fund childhood through jet
he gets the art budget and the manly advice sam never had
I'm tight. Tight like a field mouse.
>>212040114Thanks legend <3
>>212039920Probably Burt running into the door in the dark in s3
>>212040137What the fuck have wiggers been doing for the past 2 days?
>>212040114did burt ever drink alcohol? i dont remember
>>212040131one of the only times jet made me laugh
>>212040129cute tight bratty goblin angel
>>212039920>"SAAR CAN YOU HELP ME">"Nope!"
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>>212039868My friend watched the S2 episodes recently and the only thing that he had to say about the ending was that it was crazy and “fuck Tayleigh”
>>212040140Jet has gotten a ton of money and clout. Can you say the same?
>>212040092real establishing moment. i loved that kiwigga like you wouldnt believe
>>212039977Yeah while trying to kill herself twice. She’s a fucking mess.
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Sorry for the delay guys. We're trying to source some doubled-sided tape and extra-long phone cables for the new house setup.
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>>212040138This is a real photo btw
>they got lost on the way, ran out of gas, in the middle of nowhere so no cell reception, forced to sleep on the side of the road
why did letty fix her lazy eye :(
>>212040149>Chris having a panic attack in the gooncave.bro that shit had me crying, and Frank going "do you want some weed man?"
>>212039765They left out that they got Tay specifically drunk then had her make out with Frank and lick his shoes
>>212040114>hey uhh.. dark burt. got some roses for yakek
>>212039826Looks like a Pale Crawler. Bipedal, about the size of a man, upright. Trying to gain access to the house through the window they left in.
>>212039924Summer puking all over the bar and crying during the karate lesson was pretty entertaining to witness live.
This season it was definitely when Freddy asked the cripple to walk down the stairs and get him some clean sheets.
>>212040169it's really a mystery
i can't even conceptualize what they've been so exhaustingly busy with since the show started
you can only keep 1 ellie
which one anon
>>212040171Nah. He was too medicated
>>212040195She didn't, it still fucks up all the time
>>212040122it wasnt crazy small either based on his soft size and the sponginess he would be right under 5in hard maybe a tad bit bigger if 100% hardness
>>212040088>Sharpie in pooper>push hemorrhoid back into placestop pushing while you shit
>>212040073remember when they had a thermostat fishtoy that they thought was a good idea. like the heater would turn the house to 100 degrees in an hour somehow
fucking retards
>>212039920fatty tripping and falling down the stairs while squealing like an actual fucking pig
i remember i had just come back from work, opened the stream and immediately saw that shit live
>>212040179hi jet. clout with a bunch of terminally online braindead autists and zero people that actually matter besides Sam who is on his way out
>talk shit on /ftl/ all day I could knock your fucking teeth out faggot, say it to my face faggot you won't, you won't do shit bitch
Anonbros...your response?
>>212040222That's pretty bad
>>212039920>MY NIGGA NIFTY CONTENT QUEENhonorable mention is pretty much every Alex scene from early S3. at one point my torso literally hurt from laughter.
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I REQUIRE MORE LUKE
>>212040151No she always looked better
>>212039920this right here
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>>212040197Tayleigh got blackout drunk and Frank basically molested her and nobody stopped it. Nobody remembers this unless you watched it live at like 2 am lol.
>>212040234Better than what 99% of people manage to achieve in their life.
>>212039920 Jimbo emerging from the goon cave
>>2120401313 bands on your head fucknigga whats up
>>212040092this was so fucking good
>>212039920jon stomping on the mustard bottle, spraying its contents all over the wall and matter of factly stating "it's open"
>>212040245Calm down Ellie
>>212039920all of s3 up until famous house ended was gold. it's so jarring having the show be that great then transition into that god awful prisoner bit. they had such a great cast and all they needed to do was add a little salt and let it stew, but jet had to take full control. you know what the problem isn't that jet wants to take control, it's that he has no fucking plan and refuses to make one so when he takes control it's only a success in spite of him
>>212040149Jon was so great on bloodgames, even his downtime was kino
Climbed trucks with a torn hamstring to watch the clouds - giving a piece full body cam view
Miss that guy fr
>"we're keeping the fans in the loop this season"
>Proceed to leave the season 1 house and provide no informatin
>>212040131ive been waiting for a webm of this since it happened. thank you king
>>212040138that would be my elven queen, abi sama
>>212040231The thing is, this *could* work. A portable heater in one room and close the door. Could even monetize it for Famous House retheming. But these wiggers don't fucking think worth shit.
>>212040138She’s by far the most attractive
>>212039765The Cole vs Brian arc was largely underwhelming in the edits, aside from the gator squats.
>>212040248Absolute cinema
>>212040222You saw Fred's dick at an awkward angle that probably makes it look smaller than it actually is.
>>212039920I think the most I laughed was when Nifty was trying to do her dogshit standup and TTS kept interrupting her
>>212040129She looks like my gf's mom
>>212040267Yea I legit laughed so hard multiple times during that whole show, the prisoner thing was just weird and didn't make sense you can tell Jet basically ruined the show and then Brandon won.
>>212039920tj saying with complete sincerity and seriousness "i'm afraid oliver dollars have led me down the wrong path"
>>212040232season 1 fatty was complete magic and we'll never get anything like it ever again.
>talking to the chinese tts voices named steve>falling down the stairs>telling letty he was going to kill her in her sleep>shitting in the cup>being chained to letty while he used the bathroom>telling frank about his gunt rash>CHEMICAL ATTACKthat schizo made for must see tv
>>212039924same boat, the nothing ever happens factor put me off early on. looking back i think it was the best form of fishtank when fans are contestants. maybe it was just the lack of windows.
>Fishtank is a 24/7 reality show
how long has it been since they left the house now? 5 hours?
>>212040182Lmao that was it, "The bigger annoying faggot" and he's just sitting around not giving a shit while Tayleigh is trying so hard in the other room to be cringe. Underrated bit.
>>212040289no i didn't we are the same size
>>212040235You are a fat, incompetent faggot and your show sucks. Also your rolex is fake and you can't fuck
Jon on percs was my favorite fish
>>212040283The fabled lavender wavy dress...
if only there was some worldwide communication system that the wiggers could use to instantly and effortlessly give people even the smallest of updates
>>212039833 Then Seth interjected to defend production. What a fag
>>212040303>season 1 fatty was complete magic and we'll never get anything like it ever again.yes you will. just throw fatty back in the tank and take the weed from him.
>>212040251If she wasn't a retard she would have sued the shit out of them over that
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>>212040313>QUICK START DISCO POSTING
>>212039920it was technically from here but i was crying laughing for like 5 minutes straight when i saw this webm for the first time
the streams running right now are on a loop
>>212039920too many to count but i lost my SHIT every time alex would get right in front of the living room cam as it tried to pan around him
>>212040267Jet is holding fishtank back. He needs to get fired.
How's my tier list for primary Fishtank contestants?
>>212040313>"You paid for a show, you're gonna get a show."
>>212039920probably tai/simon having a mental breakdown after he got gaslit on s1
>>212040216They're all the same picture
>>212039920what's "that's on you playboy" from?
>>212040267the fault is 100% on the paypigs. they were throwing a tantrum every single day that Sam showed up and didnt punch a hole in the wall. they couldnt tolerate even an ounce of slow burn and demanded immediate poop fights
look at how fast the "computer" bit turned to absolute garbage. they weren't making enough money keeping on the famous house facade and decided to just nuke it and ruin the show.
>>212040222Mine looks like Freddy's flaccid and it's 7in+ish hard. The head goes over a monster can side by side for reference
>>212040301TJ really has a way of locking in just to say the most retarded thing ever heard
>>212039920Charleston White walking back to the basement after Shinji said he got fucked in the arse by another guy.
>>212040131>beaver street boys make this in one minutebeaver street will always be one of our greatest achievements
>>212040114S3 was so good bros
Why is Josie so different in her streams than how I remember her in S1? Was it really an act or what
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He would mog every S4 contestant
>>212039790Did these faggots ever kiss or fuck? No wonder she left his ass. Who wants mentally defective sperm? No one.
>>212040358I have no clue but it was funny as fuck, Sam and Alex consistently make me laugh
>>212040311there are so many subtly great tj moments that rarely get mentioned here
>>212040301Also TJ trolling Oliver keeping him awake talking about his romantic arc with Taylor for an hour was great.
>>212040354Imperfect but I’ve seen worse
>>212040356this is the one
>>212040274He really was, especially mogging the fuck out of Jimmy. But I was talking about Tayleigh's mental breakdown, assaulting SeXavier, crying because she thought Q would come out of the woods and staying inside the house for a full day.
I should have been more precise.
Longest hiatus yet right? Including RV?
>>212040365Just the no neck with mayo in his hair
>>212040354>aryeh at the bottomary haters are insufferable and deserve death
>>212040354>Symbal F tierBrother did you watch the show?
>>212040382he'd be between dan and aryeh in the pecking order
>>212040353yeah well you can see why he wanted control so he can bring on some 18 prime fresh vulnerable asian pussy who comes from a broken home
>>212039920Ben losing it over Jimmy saying that there’s metal in the wood
this downtime is more fun than actually watching the show
Welp, looks like the equivalent of "Famous House" is over for the season. Prepare for the grimmest of Goran content.
this fake cast leak lines up pretty decently with the actual cast in retrospect. only two that really don't fit
>ellie
>n/a
>aryeh
>direnc
>jin
>freddy
>n/a
>daniel
>>212040375she acts the same having a daily conversation with the tts
>>212040348so be it
I dont give a shit
>first season watching just watched on the main fshtank site
>paid for season pass for all the goodies and extra benefits, like voting, etc.
>decided to get some merch too because fuck it why not, I have a job
>next season comes out, ppv suddenly available
>free? easy access? cool
>start watching exclusively on ppv
>end up missing out on production messages, seeing which tts messages are from production, the voting, the general temp of chat, and just.. the entire atmosphere/community that makes fishtank special
>instead just dry, cold free ppv
did we make a mistake bros? is /ftl/ really about watching fishtank on the main site?
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>>212039920>black people have actually responded positively to your use of the n-word
>>212040369lmfao absolutely, that's why he's the goat
>>212040354Luke too high
Simbal and simmons should be B
Cole and TJ A
>>212040395RVtank was down for 12+ hours at a time
This downtime is the perfect chance to watch Nina rape a Puerto Rican lesbian neuroscientist for 5 hours!
https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl
>>212040382he would be so good, i love how retarded he is
>>212040404go shit in the streets
>>212040395Season 1 I think there’s a missing 18-20 hours when their hosting fucked up before they got it up on YouTube.
>>212040354burt will never be s tier
>>212040367he's clearly not a grower you can tell by how it looked when soft
>>212040356>YOU CWACKASThe best gaslight in the show. And he came on top of it.
>>212040371>>212039920>Charleston White spending 15 minutes trying to communicate with Shinji and ask him if the lights are on because he was trying to fuck Tayleigh
>>212040360It is on the wiggers and Jet for not coming up with ideas on how to monetize the Famous House portion. Lock and unlock rooms, crowd funded type fishtoys. If it was my fucking JOB, I'd spend a WEEK to think of things like this.
>>212040427it's a good stream
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>>212039714not so much doomposting as much as realising how shit the wiggers are at their "job" over the years.
>but its ironic
>>212040404Hard to say if Symbal was nontent or if he deserves a higher ranking for being such a meme
>>212040386those two had such a great comedic duo going on
giving Angelina 75% white children
shooting for our most downtime ever
>>212040416Literally who?
>>212040421yes its unironically kino
>>212040382>NO TOUCH SIMBAL
>>212039920A very underrated moment was during the Cell/bitchtank when this homeless guy started to yell at the Beaver street TTS and starting yelling his mom’s adresss for them to show up.
for all fishtank's flaws, its a special show and im glad we all get to watch it together :)
>>212040417I knew i wasnt going crazy
>>212040419bitchtank by many orders of manitude
>>212040416no shit it was made by jet
>>212040443no you cant homo
Where’s the content
Why did all of them leave at the same time
>>212040354Tayleigh fucking sucks
>>212039920I dont care if it was a setup, Jimmy crawling through the goon cave to spy on Cole / Trish, getting caught, and emerging with his pants down was the funniest moment.
Jon kicking a hole in the wall in response to jet knocking hard on the other wall, or climbing onto a mountain of furniture in the kitchen were also up there.
Taylor is a bad person and has a gambling addiction. She is currently like a junkie getting paid to shoot up. she will end up like her mom, gambling all day her life is essentially over already.
Can we talked about the leaked bloodgames 2 cast?
>>212040365If you have a gf
>>212040421Im watching it in the secret youtube playlist
>>212039920>>212040451>>212040371Don’t forget the Trump TTS saying tellling Charleston that Nifty has the fattest pussy in the house.
>>212040486Week 2 twist is that the show ends.
>>212039765the parts where tj and tayleigh fell in love
other than that it was mostly NONTENT ZZZZZ boring!
>>212040451i say as dawrhk as it eeyuz, cayne they see in heeyurh?
>>212040493duanye cut it out
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>>212040439gay^2 = straight 4x
>>212040421i watch on the site mainly cuz no prod messages are a deal breaker for me, the amount of people i see in here who have no clue what is going on because they didn't see a prod message is interesting
>>212040413so many core memories being unlocked right now
>>212040482Yes you can are you not familiar with your own dick. Take a look at it again like i said the sponginess is lacking meaning he isn't a grower and he's not thick either. Overall freddy is on the smaller side 4.5-5 inches max and uncut nothing wrong with it but he's a smaller guy
>>212040499I wish Simbal was casted, but he'll never come back lol
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remember when famous house thought they were on hulu and production somehow edited an episode fast as fuck to fool them?
>>212040497where is this from
who is that fag
and
how does he know all of this
>>212040248I was expecting a recognizable blowjob
>>212040497groomzy sure is low class, airing out other people's dirty laundry.
>>212040452s2 fans defend this
>>212040175kek i forgot about that
>>212040514i love how he seems entirely unable to rephrase the question and just keeps repeating it slower and angrier
>They're moving the show to Florida
>>212040131>Ellie, here's a rollie. will you marry me? bitch?
>>212040177AB tried their best, but there's no painting Tayleigh in a good light whatsoever. It's like trying to sculpt an emerald from a dog turd.
if i don't see ellie on live stream within the next hour i'm going to an hero. ftl is all i had
>a 1 hour drive takes the wiggers 4 hours to complete and they start driving 2 hours after everything is already ready to go and set
>>2120405242 to 3 people instantly post them dude
>>212040368>mde whypz>murder charls>college cunts>williamsburg street fashion>alienmodesome fags are even more ancient than me
>>212040497When was this?
>>212040536It wasn't an episode. It was promo
>>212039747LOL MOOGLED
SELF INSERT FAGS BTFO
>>212040477the genny is my favorite part of the show desu there's some really funny and creative people here
>>212039920When Burt was so close to cracking the Fishtank mystery only to arrive at
>Is this a gay male dating show predominately for queer boys?
>>212040463Yea ppl hated Oliver but he was a good ally for tj and shinji. He played off of both of them well
>>212040424Luke dickriders need their brain studied. They're just closeted fags.
I liked Luke though definitely on the higher tier of fish.
>>212040561sometimes but a lot do get missed
>>212040547>Part two is hosted by Binx.I'm gonna come.
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES HURT BURT
>>212039920in bitchtank there was a tts that said nigger with great timing- it sounds so dumb but it killed everyone even jet kekd
Star Power in the cell too
>>212039920jon passport
tj life story
tayleigh left in the attic with hair clippers and shaving her head for no reason and coming out looking like gollum
tayleigh getting shitfaced and kissing frank the night before the olympics
"jerry sends his regards" and fatty staying in baby voice
I CALL UPON THE GREGGER NEGGERS
jimmy passing letty notes in the cell
oddbod flattening claire with the mattress
ian simbal mizzy binx night
>>212039806god I love hapas
>>212040442Which contestants (if any) would you say are deserving of the S tier? I put Burt there because he was the most insane and unhinged individual they've ever had outside of Alex B.
Debated if Freddy should be S but he feels just slightly under the insane capabilities of Burt and Alex B and Letty's meta
>>212040536Literally the last time effort was put into the show. It's pretty insane when you think about it.
>>212040317this clip just reminded me of how truly retarded they were when it came to food
>that time they just rubbed wet towels over the mustard and created a huge yellow stain on the wall>just threw the yellow mustard towels in the washing machine and probably fucked up all the non-mustard covered towels>that time they couldn't operate the stove>that time they finally figured out how to use the stove, but didn't use the range hood and set off the fire alarm twice>that time they cooked meat straight from the freezer without defrosting it>the meat was NEVER seasoned or marinated, unless it was damiel cooking>in fact damiel was the only one who knew how to cook, despite being a retarded drug addict
>>212040583oliver was great, one of my favorite freeloaders of all time
I guess the TTS messages were true. They really are getting shipped off to fight for Israel.
It’s like that movie Battle Royale 2
https://youtu.be/CV8gaI67YOQ?si=Ms5iRGHLuqjwyxO9
>>212040576>taylo settled for some hobo looking gambling addict with bong teeth>meanwhile teej is living it up with claudia
>>212040595ben seems so much happier when he's gay
>>212040539Lmao what? This is /ftl/ we live on that shit. More groomzy_va leaks
>>212040588Sheeesh
Imagine a goblin goon sesh
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>>212040595bitchtank ben was goat tier
>>212040539yeah but if it's true it's true. i always knew taylor was a retard and tj deserved better.
Is it probable, plausible, or just possible that Fish Tank will air again tonight? Wondering how late I should stay up.
>Road trip not streamed live because Sam wants to save face and avoid snipers.
>They are probably filming it and will paywall it once they release the S4 edited episodes in five years.
I hate the wiggers so much.
>>212040612>Simmons heating a pizza in the oven, in it's cardboard box
>>212039920sam telling summer to find him a torch lighter "and also panic" and she immediately projectile vomits had me rolling
>>212040497Greg still holding a grudge from when Taylor exposes his lie about being invited to Michigan I see
>>212040640it's not gonna happen tonight
>>212040477it's about advancing the culture
>>212040604Kato blowjob while wearing black lipstick
Are they dead can someone look up the area maybe they got into a roll over
mfw jet is the sole survivor
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>>212040640Good to bed anon. You have work tomorrow. Even if they were to come online, there wouldn't be any content.
How many times do you think goran has fucked ellie so far since the stream went down?
>im saying 3
>>212039920When they first told burt the show was live and he went to his room and starting frantically counting random numbers and farting
>27 1 11 56 30 42>*rips ass*>oh god
>>212039920TJ and Frank teaming up to get Greg to say the N word.
>>212040497Greg doesn't know shit lmao imagine taking his work on anything
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update from jet in site chat
>>212040497greg just making it up
>>212040654she was the best looking girl on bitchtank imo
>>212040421Thats why I love the website. You can see whos sending the TTS. Also its a decently well made website.
You catch which TTS's are production gaslights and which ones are real. You can see whos simping and harass them until they mute you.
>>212040653it certainly advances my culture ;)
>>212040585luke had some excellent moments during s3 but him sperging out on jeff during the rv arc and likely getting him blacklisted from the show for his own fuckup really soured me on him. was zero evidence for that shit and and now one of the best freeloaders the show has ever seen probably can't come back
>>212040461him standing alone in the room alone in that horse costume while they pretended to forget him and all the other times he was ignored is some of the funniest stuff they did. i still think about him standing in that room and laugh to myself like an idiot
so it's gonna be fallout themed?
>>212040640Ain't a fucking chance. Remember to post that Jet needs to be fired in all multimedia.
>>212040368I still think this is the only funny thing Sam has ever made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TVTm5xfvjk
>>212040499just think about this. this guy wasted all this time putting together that image for a single post on /tv for basically no purpose
truly grim behavior
>>212040661>No dateFake and gay
>>212040479>>212040595>>212040528>>212040629is this shitposting or are you guys being sincere? What made it so special, I couldn't watch
the box just flew over my house
>Yeah so like we crashed the van and half the contestants are dead so we're gonna end the season earliy. but like turn into bloodgames in 6 weeks it's gonna be fire
>YOU'RE A BIGOT FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU'RE A FUCKING NAZI AND A JEW
>NOW WATCH THIS DROP IN
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>212040674Aw, it's ok Jet, Ellie likes you back
>>212040686this guy is weird af
>>212040642It pisses me off. I know the move was necessary but they give zero insight into what's actually going on. and they were JUST saying how big of a mistake doing that in season 3 with the RV was. fucking morons
>>212040537Greg aka Mr. Beast from s2.
>>212040696Bitchtank was honestly as good as Bloodgames
remember the cool bowling alley-ass bespoke animations they had for fishtoys? those were da days, or day, they didn't fucking work for very long
>>212040680>best freeloaders the show has ever seen...
>>212040706Everybody is saying this
>>212040705you literally can't, that's a checkmate
>>212040497youre a lying piece of shit nobody thats sane will ever believe you
>>212040658That fucking WHEN THE DARKNESS COMES bit in the background I forgot all about that ahahahha
>>212040720lets not get carried away
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T-1hr
Anyone got the gif or Webm of Sam opening and closing the closet doors in S2?
>>212040705only way is physical violence
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remember this s1 fags
jimmy's funhouse idea would've been bettter than this
>>212040643Excellent picture
>>212040067>>212040168>>212040356>>212040413these +
/ftl/ during the morgue (particularly the lmfao picture)
it smells like weed in there
peruvian shaman confessional
S3 drunk POS with the piss brothers and penthouse boys
/ftl/ during the superbed
>>212040720No lol but it was good.
>>212040514>...i can see camera? :Dnow that the dust has settled, was it an honest mistake or was he protecting tayleigh?
>>212040730name 3 freeloaders better than jeff nigga
>>212040152she was a plant paid by production to act this way towards tard j then stuck around afterwards to milk him of his money
Hey guys, update for yall: someone printed the map upside down so the trip is going to take 3 times as long
>>212040716We actually have no idea if the move is necessary at all. They could very well be lying and we're embarrassed that the twist is so stupid.
>>212040539Too many people try and sweep for her when she has an absolutely awful last. Mark deserves to know and he deserves better.
>>212040686Bitchtank was fun
>>212040354Luke should be C or D tier, in my opinion. Most overrated fish of all time. Rachel, Aryeh, Jin, Simbal and Simmons are all entertaining fish. I don't understand the logic of putting them below all the nontent fish. Do you not want to be entertained?
>>212040595who is the girl with front bangs she seems pretty why are there no simps for her here
>>212040763Oliver, Seth, Jerry
>>212040763>connor>simon>duanay
>>212040732They better have that meme screen at the fallout bunker
Place it right next to the angie mural
>Freddy
>Alex B
>Burt
>Luke
All 30+ and all the greatest fish, what's goin on zoomies?
Chudgang really did ruin season 2 and bloodgames. Season 3 with Alex B and Burt was great because it didn’t involve politics for the most part and was just wacko people. Season 4 is fun again despite composting because it’s just funky people stuck in a house. Politics barely gets involved this season and ends up being a huge joke thanks to Freddy who can laugh at both sides. One minute he’s saying fuck racists and the next sporting a hitler stache. I never want to see Jimmy or tayleigh on a fishtank project again. They aged poorly.
Insider here, Letty and Direnc found maid costumes and won’t leave the bathroom. Whole house smells like tuna melt now.
>>212040688Sam's old videos are funny as fuck and aged well
>>212040763>Chip>homeless nigga>Hassle
>>212040763Jobe, Kawan, and Jobe
>minimal downtime
too me that means an hour at most, not 6+ hours
>>212040680i think this was orchestrated to get rid out him for transporting drugs across state lines in sam's RV
>>2120407631. abi 2. jobe 3. ricky berwick
crazy that "winston status" and "bubby status" happened in the same bedroom
>>212040696You had to be there.
It was new, yet cozy. You knew they were cranking up the milking scheme by having the girls hang in a room, at times jumping between Dave in the cell and the third room where they locked Claire but it was really entertaining.
And then Sam had to ruin it.
>>212040746Yes I do. That was the /soc/ post. I still don't know if that was actually her.
>>212040809that's your fault
https://youtu.be/qhj20Oio1Wc
>>212040795Yea Jimmy and Tayleigh straight ruin shit, I enjoyed her humiliation rituals though, it gave me great pleasure
>>212040763Tai x3 for each appearance
REMINDER: YOUR FISH ARE ALL ON THEIR PHONES AND HAVE BEEN FOR HOURS
>>212040800Thanks anon, best moment of s2. Especially with the car horn
was bitchtank memoryholed solely because it easily was the biggest legal liability out of any season?
>>212040794Use pre-boomers didn't grow up with the internet as toddlers so we aren't as brain rotted & stunted retards.
tay was so beautiful man
they fucking raped her into a weird freak
Haley deserved to win.
THERE, I SAID IT.
>>212040795Jimmy or Tayleigh suck. Played out
>>212040730>>212040585>Asks Frank for a cigarette>"If i can put my cigarette out on you">Lets him do it>Still doesn't get a cigarette and starts crying>Repeatthis went on for like four days straight every night. Jeff was the most entertaining freeloader in show history desu.
>>212040816>bubbyholy fuck that feels like an eternity ago
>>212040848do you really believe this?
you can't really believe this.
>>212040831Sam interacting with clout chasing normies is 10x better than any autismtank bullshit
>>212040809go watch Threads (1984) in the meantime
>>212040839This shows ruined they're probably posting among us and on Twitter
>>212040763All of tais appearances, all of Frank’s appearances, Lance, fatty s1 and 2, Greg, pretty much everyone, Jeff wasnt that good
>>212040760"as X as it is" is probably not taught in japanese schools
it's very southern fried, and the accent is thick, too
>>212040806>jobe>jobe twice
>>212040794Burt isn't even close to one of the greatest fishes and Luke doesn't even count as one.
>>212040654>no limbal ringshard pass
>>212040794zoomers are literally autists, freak weirdos. Gen X, Millennials run this shit
>>212040870why do you just believe anything that people post
>>212040842because of the grooming
>>212040696it sucked ass. it was women screaming about nonsense and having food fights cause "thats what fishtank is!"
add egregious simpbait bullshit and forced waifu wars on top. its entire purpose was to milk paypigs and thats literally all it accomplished
the only redeeming part of bitchtank was that it got Scott blacklisted
>>212040197Did they actually cut out the bootlicking?
>>212040831"it asked him what you gon' wear for a nigga" will always kill me
>>212040696bitchtank (and especially powtank) had very small hardcore audiences, mostly fanatical obsessives who post about claire every offseason on /bant/. bitchtank was a pretty good miniseason of classic developmentally stunted girl conflicts, stream of freeloaders, abuse/isolation of cringe ones in the cell etc. but for the most part people who mention bitchtank (and powtank) are doing so with their penis
>>212040879Okay, Jobe thrice.
>>212040794Prefrontal cortex influenced by social media since childhood
>>212040794Jon and Cole mog all these newfags
>>212040911>egregious simpbait bullshit and forced waifu wars on top.>>212040933>had very small hardcore audiences, mostly fanatical obsessives who post about claire every offseason on /bant/that is the impression I got from it based on people's posts about it. that sounds really not enjoyable, at least for me. thanks
Fuck it im just going to say it. TJ should've been kicked when he lost the stand up challenge in S2 like he was supposed to be.
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Fucking jet slow fucking Nonce
>>212040951member when jon got blackout drunk so they had to cut the cams when he started puking everywhere and threatening to kill himself?
member cole posting about bbc on r9k?
yeah man they mog for sure
>>212040960The winners are predetermined, they werent going to kick him for shit.
Uhhh ... ball bros tickets just went on sale in Philadelphia
>>212040960but his stand up was the best
>>212040928Does anyone have a clip of the tts saying that to Burt I can’t find it anymore
>>212040696Bitchtank was just fun, had a bunch of cute girls and did some novel things like the gaming station. powenvy came in and was pretty funny. Sam brought in pearl davis the mudshark. Q from /bant/ appeared for an hour. haley was fucking nuts. It had a solid ending
>>212040843>Use pre-boomersAre you sure?
>>212040979as if Freddy hasn't embarrassed himself countless times already lmao stfu man
>>212040960Hypothetically if he were to be eliminated here, would Shinji have won?
>>212040795The problem with cuntleigh and them wasn't politics, they were energy vampires like brian
>>212040960yeah dude a top 3 with shinji, tay and trish would have been WAY better
>>212040960the only reason tard j won is because the staff actually beat the shit out of him and were essentially paying him off. everyone was frustrated with tard j's inability to do anything correctly and it wasn't in a funny way either
>>212040497it's true i was there
>>212040960> never bet on black> binx lost the money betting on blackvindicated, you're wrong
>>212039920 Alex Stein’s first appearance in famous house 2.0 pretending to be the head producer or something and screaming at everyone
>>212040354Luke and Burt are not that great. Only S-tier are Alex and Freddy since they carried their season. S3 went to shit after Alex, S4 is shit without Freddy. Actually I think people wouldn't even talk in S4 if Freddy didn't exist, it would be just Aryeh singing stupid shit all the time.
Payton, Binx, Megan, Ellie are the only F tier fish imo.
>>212041260LMAO, Burt and Luke clear freddy. like its not even close, i think youve forgotten the iconic pics and vids. szn 4 is trash
>>212041171inspecting Burts teeth like he was a slave
i'm gonna change my life i'm gonna do it
szn 4 is so weak compared to szn 3, i cannot believe the fan base is eating it up
>>2120399207 males, 5 females, and all of the guys are queer. DUDE wipes? MISTER Beast?
>>212041380See you tomorrow, anon.
>>212041399>sznnegroid opinion invalid
>>212040794>why isnt your generation more retarded!its kinda sad when i hear 30+ year olds defend why they watch fishtank. where they constantly get 18/19 year old girls. for marky purposes.
you should be teaching your son how to fish on the weekend instead of being here
>>212041711Projecting hard as fuck
>>212041171That was the best
>>212039880It's an alien nigger
>>212039920Season 1 when Chip finds the painting of Fatty that Sylvia made and spelled his name 'Chis'
