Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:25:35 AM No.212043359
ITT characters you're slowly becoming
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Thread 212043359 - /tv/ [Archived: 1033 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:30:33 AM No.212043601
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:52:38 AM No.212044579
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:54:24 AM No.212044645
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:58:40 AM No.212044796
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:59:34 AM No.212044828
>>212043359 (OP)
>lies about his life
>refuses to get over exwife who moved on years ago
>balding
>has autistic rants about merlot
>lies about his life
>refuses to get over exwife who moved on years ago
>balding
>has autistic rants about merlot
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:01:00 AM No.212044881
>>212043359 (OP)
me on the right
me on the right
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:02:12 AM No.212044926
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:07:01 AM No.212045146
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:09:17 AM No.212045255
>>212043359 (OP)
same honestly
same honestly
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:15:54 AM No.212045516
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:17:13 AM No.212045556
>>212045477
It’s funny to play stupid and watch other people trip up
It’s funny to play stupid and watch other people trip up
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:17:58 AM No.212045582
okay
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:30:21 AM No.212045982
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:31:27 AM No.212046021
>>212043359 (OP)
Is he coming back for Resurrection?
Is he coming back for Resurrection?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:31:28 AM No.212046022
>31
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:35:53 AM No.212046171
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:24:03 AM No.212048797
>>212046022
>>212048684
I’ve had blowjobs and handjobs and boobjobs and I’ve coomed plenty of times with different women but I’m 44 and have never had intercourse. I just wasn’t interested in it and I wonder if that makes me a virgin.
>>212048684
I’ve had blowjobs and handjobs and boobjobs and I’ve coomed plenty of times with different women but I’m 44 and have never had intercourse. I just wasn’t interested in it and I wonder if that makes me a virgin.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:31:08 AM No.212048984
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:31:16 AM No.212048991
>>212046171
cool ass motherfucker.
cool ass motherfucker.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:31:37 AM No.212048999
>>212048797
interesting. are titjobs as shit as they seem to be?
interesting. are titjobs as shit as they seem to be?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:28:35 AM No.212050310
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:30:38 AM No.212050353
>>212045204
If you end up fucking the ladyboy you're doing it wrong.
If you end up fucking the ladyboy you're doing it wrong.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:30:46 AM No.212050354
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:32:46 AM No.212050401
>>212043359 (OP)
Sure you are, tubby.
Sure you are, tubby.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:34:19 AM No.212050431
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:35:09 AM No.212050453
>girl comes over
>shoots her with truth serum dart
>starts talking to her about superheroes
Bros...
>shoots her with truth serum dart
>starts talking to her about superheroes
Bros...
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:36:44 AM No.212050475
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:38:37 AM No.212050513
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:38:49 AM No.212050516
>>212048999
Not him but yes
Unless a girl can rub her boobs over your dick while sucking you off it’s just straight garbage. The only thing you’re getting out of it is the idea that you’re fucking a girls tits. Blowjobs>footjobs>handjobs>tits
And I’m not a foot fag, it’s just that handjobs are so bland and boring
Not him but yes
Unless a girl can rub her boobs over your dick while sucking you off it’s just straight garbage. The only thing you’re getting out of it is the idea that you’re fucking a girls tits. Blowjobs>footjobs>handjobs>tits
And I’m not a foot fag, it’s just that handjobs are so bland and boring
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:39:27 AM No.212050530
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:39:49 AM No.212050537
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:40:02 AM No.212050541
Minus the gay part I’ve done practically everything else he’s done
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:42:12 AM No.212050578
>>212050513
https://youtu.be/2bK1-NvTKms?si=3xfWQdttiaM3oHh7
https://youtu.be/2bK1-NvTKms?si=3xfWQdttiaM3oHh7
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:02:08 PM No.212051993
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:04:10 PM No.212052026
>>212045204
What is this retarded degenerate propaganda?
What is this retarded degenerate propaganda?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:04:28 PM No.212052031
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:10:22 PM No.212052130
>>212043359 (OP)
If by slowly you mean over the last thirty years...sure
If by slowly you mean over the last thirty years...sure
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:10:44 PM No.212052135
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:23:32 PM No.212052348
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:24:41 PM No.212052366
>>212044707
Actors aren't real people
Actors aren't real people
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:26:57 PM No.212052409
>>212052376
Best maw in the biz
Best maw in the biz
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:29:03 PM No.212052449
>>212052376
Clearly you've never seen a hungry chink in your life.
Clearly you've never seen a hungry chink in your life.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:30:35 PM No.212052484
>>212050541
Elaborate
Elaborate
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:30:55 PM No.212052488
>>212052449
and thank god
and thank god
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:32:06 PM No.212052507
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:34:30 PM No.212052551
>>212044828
Kino
Kino
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:43:26 PM No.212052698
>>212052376
Chinese smoking frog. It's an invasive species
Chinese smoking frog. It's an invasive species
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:44:35 PM No.212052726
>>212046171
What was his fucking problem?
What was his fucking problem?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:44:59 PM No.212052732
>>212052376
my wife
my wife
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:49:16 PM No.212052811
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:50:35 PM No.212052839
>>212052130
i really wish people went out and bowled. its a good chill activity.
i really wish people went out and bowled. its a good chill activity.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:51:14 PM No.212052855
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:00:03 PM No.212053015
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:05:50 PM No.212053113
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:07:02 PM No.212053136
>>212050530
Based
Based
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:07:19 PM No.212053143
>>212053055
nah i'm uncircumcised thankfully. i never need lube.
nah i'm uncircumcised thankfully. i never need lube.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:07:38 PM No.212053152
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:12:39 PM No.212053264
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:15:15 PM No.212053324
>>212052839
I try and do this with my friends sometimes. Theres a spot i know thats like $6 an hour. Or game. It was never remodeled so it feels like a time machine. Its really nice.
I try and do this with my friends sometimes. Theres a spot i know thats like $6 an hour. Or game. It was never remodeled so it feels like a time machine. Its really nice.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:17:11 PM No.212053353
>>212053143
Don't knock it till you try.
Don't knock it till you try.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:22:36 PM No.212053492
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:24:00 PM No.212053524
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:25:03 PM No.212053550
>>212044828
>finally accepts he will never get published
>finally embraces his professional peak as a schoolteacher
>takes another swing at love with the woman he let down after finally telling her the truth
I always hope she let him in.
>finally accepts he will never get published
>finally embraces his professional peak as a schoolteacher
>takes another swing at love with the woman he let down after finally telling her the truth
I always hope she let him in.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:32:47 PM No.212053725
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:36:56 PM No.212053806
>>212052063
Indeed, whoever watches this shit is a braindead retard.
Indeed, whoever watches this shit is a braindead retard.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:41:45 PM No.212053920
I felt like this when I had my clerk job.
I no longer have it, but I still feel like this.
I no longer have it, but I still feel like this.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:42:45 PM No.212053953
>>212046022
Well at least you have yours. I never had a choice.
Well at least you have yours. I never had a choice.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:44:03 PM No.212053986
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:44:38 PM No.212054000
>>212052857
My friend thinks I'm Kramer.
I kinda agree.
For a while there I used to just turn up uninvited at his house and so did other mates.
My friend thinks I'm Kramer.
I kinda agree.
For a while there I used to just turn up uninvited at his house and so did other mates.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:46:26 PM No.212054042
I feel like Walter White had he never gotten cancer.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:47:00 PM No.212054056
>>212043359 (OP)
is that the guy from Neon Demon?
is that the guy from Neon Demon?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:48:43 PM No.212054090
>>212052130
I don't bowl or have hair, but I think me and all my remaining friends are becoming a form of this.
The other friends fucked off to their office normalfag lifestyle... then covid happened kek and now they're all having mid life crises... in their 20s and early 30s (because some of them probably don't think they'll make 50 now).
I don't bowl or have hair, but I think me and all my remaining friends are becoming a form of this.
The other friends fucked off to their office normalfag lifestyle... then covid happened kek and now they're all having mid life crises... in their 20s and early 30s (because some of them probably don't think they'll make 50 now).
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:49:21 PM No.212054107
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:50:10 PM No.212054124
>>212043601
For a while I ate more than him and did no exercise and still couldn't put any weight on.
Now I am putting on weight though.
I think the issue was sugar. Sugar is the weight maker, not fat.
For a while I ate more than him and did no exercise and still couldn't put any weight on.
Now I am putting on weight though.
I think the issue was sugar. Sugar is the weight maker, not fat.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:50:15 PM No.212054126
Got the physique down, and I never had a consensual sex without money involved
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:51:40 PM No.212054156
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:52:12 PM No.212054175
>>212054107
Worse is losing your virginity as a child without consent and then struggling to have normal sexual interactions with my prerogative because of issues that made.
It's not the cues, it's the control that I have issues with. So I tend to stay away from it.
Worse is losing your virginity as a child without consent and then struggling to have normal sexual interactions with my prerogative because of issues that made.
It's not the cues, it's the control that I have issues with. So I tend to stay away from it.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:54:32 PM No.212054229
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:54:47 PM No.212054235
>>212054183
kek, all i see thinking of this is that one thread where 2 anons couldn't stop arguing over whether he's fag-mounting her or not.
kek, all i see thinking of this is that one thread where 2 anons couldn't stop arguing over whether he's fag-mounting her or not.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:00:47 PM No.212054364
>>212054124
>I think the issue was sugar. Sugar is the weight maker, not fat.
Sugar is turned into fat.
Also, it's the calories.
>I think the issue was sugar. Sugar is the weight maker, not fat.
Sugar is turned into fat.
Also, it's the calories.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:05:14 PM No.212054469
>>212054175
Go see hookers for a while until you sort yourself out
Go see hookers for a while until you sort yourself out
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:07:27 PM No.212054518
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:07:55 PM No.212054529
>>212054469
My taste has also become kinda skewed probably because of this too.
My taste has also become kinda skewed probably because of this too.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:08:19 PM No.212054537
>>212054124
>>212054364
Sugar makes you hungry. If you're ever in a situation where you need to start losing weight thing is to cut out almost all sugar and then fixing your diet becomes super easy because you have more willpower
>>212054364
Sugar makes you hungry. If you're ever in a situation where you need to start losing weight thing is to cut out almost all sugar and then fixing your diet becomes super easy because you have more willpower
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:12:35 PM No.212054633
>>212054563
I guess I'll live in your world.[/spoiler
I guess I'll live in your world.[/spoiler
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:13:15 PM No.212054655
more and more bitter by the day
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:13:52 PM No.212054669
>>212054537
Nah man, cutting sugar absolutely killed my motivation for like a year and a bit. I was probably having health issues from the drastic reduction in sugar because I've gone back to older habits and the energy has definitely come back up.
Problem is, it is giving me headaches (the reason I stopped btw).
Must be diabetes, hyper/hypoglycemia or something... but cutting out sugar just made me so lethargic I just couldn't stop. I'm thinking hypoglycemia because the other diabetes symptoms have yet to emerge (they will come eventually, no doubt though).
Maybe it was the lack of body fat?
Nah man, cutting sugar absolutely killed my motivation for like a year and a bit. I was probably having health issues from the drastic reduction in sugar because I've gone back to older habits and the energy has definitely come back up.
Problem is, it is giving me headaches (the reason I stopped btw).
Must be diabetes, hyper/hypoglycemia or something... but cutting out sugar just made me so lethargic I just couldn't stop. I'm thinking hypoglycemia because the other diabetes symptoms have yet to emerge (they will come eventually, no doubt though).
Maybe it was the lack of body fat?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:17:14 PM No.212054747
>>212054669
>Nah man, cutting sugar absolutely killed my motivation for like a year and a bit. I was probably having health issues from the drastic reduction in sugar because I've gone back to older habits and the energy has definitely come back up.
>Problem is, it is giving me headaches (the reason I stopped btw).
It's more likely that you were having withdrawal issues. There's nothing healthy about sugar that you need it in excess. And you have to fix the rest of your diet, so it's also a matter of what did you replace it with. If you're getting the right amounts of carbs and protein on a daily basis you and you don't have any underlying illnesses then you shouldn't be tired.
>Nah man, cutting sugar absolutely killed my motivation for like a year and a bit. I was probably having health issues from the drastic reduction in sugar because I've gone back to older habits and the energy has definitely come back up.
>Problem is, it is giving me headaches (the reason I stopped btw).
It's more likely that you were having withdrawal issues. There's nothing healthy about sugar that you need it in excess. And you have to fix the rest of your diet, so it's also a matter of what did you replace it with. If you're getting the right amounts of carbs and protein on a daily basis you and you don't have any underlying illnesses then you shouldn't be tired.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:18:51 PM No.212054773
>>212054747
>and you don't have any underlying illnesses
I am worried about that liver.
I stopped drinking though. It's more medications that are the issue.
I think I have a cold medicine addiction. My nose is just fucked.
>and you don't have any underlying illnesses
I am worried about that liver.
I stopped drinking though. It's more medications that are the issue.
I think I have a cold medicine addiction. My nose is just fucked.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:20:26 PM No.212054805
>>212054773
Go get some bloodwork done then visit a few doctors and let them give you their opinions based on results
Go get some bloodwork done then visit a few doctors and let them give you their opinions based on results
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:21:03 PM No.212054815
>>212054796
Nah fuck off, the value of purity is so underrated now because of memes like HAVE SEX.
STIs are a huge issue.
Nah fuck off, the value of purity is so underrated now because of memes like HAVE SEX.
STIs are a huge issue.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:22:03 PM No.212054839
>>212054805
I'm tired of dealing with doctors dude. So many fucking quacks. I've had tests... nothing.
I'm tired of dealing with doctors dude. So many fucking quacks. I've had tests... nothing.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:22:44 PM No.212054856
>>212054815
Purity doesn't have anything to do with STIs since safe sex is a thing
Purity doesn't have anything to do with STIs since safe sex is a thing
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:23:53 PM No.212054884
He's literally me
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:30:00 PM No.212055034
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:31:28 PM No.212055079
>>212043359 (OP)
this is what sex with the gf is like after 6 months
this is what sex with the gf is like after 6 months
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:36:47 PM No.212055213
>>212055079
Sorry for you
Sorry for you
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:43:17 PM No.212055380
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:47:41 PM No.212055483
>>212055079
now imagine after 20 years of marriage
now imagine after 20 years of marriage
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:39:16 PM No.212056932
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:39:39 PM No.212056941
>>212045204
jews are insane lmao
jews are insane lmao
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:41:13 PM No.212056990
>>212054537
>Sugar makes you hungry
not true, eat a high carb breakfast with a lot of sugar, you wont need to again the whole day till dinner
>Sugar makes you hungry
not true, eat a high carb breakfast with a lot of sugar, you wont need to again the whole day till dinner
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:43:25 PM No.212057052
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:44:21 PM No.212057079
>>212056990
>eat a bunch of carbs to offset the sugar hunger
>starve yourself until dinner so you don't get fat
Wow so insightful
>eat a bunch of carbs to offset the sugar hunger
>starve yourself until dinner so you don't get fat
Wow so insightful
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:46:36 PM No.212057137
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:47:59 PM No.212057177
>>212044796
I really hate zoomer lingo, but this is immaculate drip.
Nobody else in history look this cool, nazis had the best aesthetics.
I really hate zoomer lingo, but this is immaculate drip.
Nobody else in history look this cool, nazis had the best aesthetics.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:49:09 PM No.212057212
I'm not far off from this.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:58:50 PM No.212057493
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:59:41 PM No.212057510
>>212050453
Ah-so. The point emerges.
Ah-so. The point emerges.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:16:42 PM No.212057976
>>212044579
Jesus Christ. lol.
Jesus Christ. lol.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:18:22 PM No.212058014
>>212045936
I really do need to get "the hounds" at some point in my life.
I really do need to get "the hounds" at some point in my life.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:19:04 PM No.212058029
>>212045982
Fuck this guy for teaching 14-year-old girls to love fags.
Fuck this guy for teaching 14-year-old girls to love fags.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:20:45 PM No.212058069
I never should have started gooning to AI
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:21:53 PM No.212058099
>>212052376
Commies, they don't get to eat a lot, it's a big deal for them.
Commies, they don't get to eat a lot, it's a big deal for them.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:53:56 PM No.212058994
unfortunately
I'm not far from the stage where I shoot AKs at nothing... or God... or sheeeeeit idk
I'm not far from the stage where I shoot AKs at nothing... or God... or sheeeeeit idk
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:28:51 PM No.212060095
>>212045204
i heard theres a sexual fetish that involves sucking on a revolver and pretending the gunshot is a cumshot. sounds pretty cool huh? why not give that a go next?
i heard theres a sexual fetish that involves sucking on a revolver and pretending the gunshot is a cumshot. sounds pretty cool huh? why not give that a go next?