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Anonymous No.212043359 >>212044707 >>212044828 >>212044881 >>212045204 >>212045255 >>212045328 >>212045477 >>212045936 >>212046021 >>212050401 >>212052130 >>212052401 >>212052444 >>212052857 >>212053470 >>212053628 >>212054008 >>212054056 >>212054183 >>212054336 >>212054970 >>212055079 >>212057096
ITT characters you're slowly becoming
Anonymous No.212043601 >>212054124
Anonymous No.212044579 >>212057976
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Anonymous No.212044707 >>212052366
>>212043359 (OP)
Do real people count?
Anonymous No.212044796 >>212057177
Anonymous No.212044828 >>212052551 >>212053550
>>212043359 (OP)
>lies about his life
>refuses to get over exwife who moved on years ago
>balding
>has autistic rants about merlot
Anonymous No.212044881
>>212043359 (OP)
me on the right
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Anonymous No.212045146 >>212057086
Anonymous No.212045204 >>212050353 >>212052026 >>212056941 >>212060095
>>212043359 (OP)
Anonymous No.212045255
>>212043359 (OP)
same honestly
Anonymous No.212045328 >>212048767
>>212043359 (OP)
Anonymous No.212045477 >>212045556
>>212043359 (OP)
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Anonymous No.212045556
>>212045477
It’s funny to play stupid and watch other people trip up
Anonymous No.212045582
okay
Anonymous No.212045936 >>212058014
>>212043359 (OP)
Anonymous No.212045982 >>212058029
Anonymous No.212046021
>>212043359 (OP)
Is he coming back for Resurrection?
Anonymous No.212046022 >>212048684 >>212048797 >>212053953 >>212054107
>31
Anonymous No.212046171 >>212048991 >>212052726
Anonymous No.212048684 >>212048797
>>212046022
Same.
Anonymous No.212048767
>>212045328
no me
Anonymous No.212048797 >>212048999
>>212046022
>>212048684
I’ve had blowjobs and handjobs and boobjobs and I’ve coomed plenty of times with different women but I’m 44 and have never had intercourse. I just wasn’t interested in it and I wonder if that makes me a virgin.
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Anonymous No.212048991
>>212046171
cool ass motherfucker.
Anonymous No.212048999 >>212050516 >>212053055
>>212048797
interesting. are titjobs as shit as they seem to be?
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Anonymous No.212050353
>>212045204
If you end up fucking the ladyboy you're doing it wrong.
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Anonymous No.212050401
>>212043359 (OP)
Sure you are, tubby.
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Anonymous No.212050453 >>212057510
>girl comes over
>shoots her with truth serum dart
>starts talking to her about superheroes
Bros...
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Anonymous No.212050513 >>212050578
Anonymous No.212050516 >>212053055
>>212048999
Not him but yes

Unless a girl can rub her boobs over your dick while sucking you off it’s just straight garbage. The only thing you’re getting out of it is the idea that you’re fucking a girls tits. Blowjobs>footjobs>handjobs>tits

And I’m not a foot fag, it’s just that handjobs are so bland and boring
Anonymous No.212050530 >>212053136
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Anonymous No.212050541 >>212052484
Minus the gay part I’ve done practically everything else he’s done
Anonymous No.212050578
>>212050513
https://youtu.be/2bK1-NvTKms?si=3xfWQdttiaM3oHh7
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Anonymous No.212052026 >>212052063 >>212054156 >>212055380
>>212045204
What is this retarded degenerate propaganda?
Anonymous No.212052031 >>212052327
Anonymous No.212052063 >>212053806
>>212052026
braindead retard
Anonymous No.212052130 >>212052839 >>212054090
>>212043359 (OP)
If by slowly you mean over the last thirty years...sure
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Anonymous No.212052327
>>212052031
based
Anonymous No.212052348 >>212052376
Anonymous No.212052366
>>212044707
Actors aren't real people
Anonymous No.212052376 >>212052409 >>212052449 >>212052698 >>212052732 >>212053015 >>212058099
>>212052348
what the fuck is that
Anonymous No.212052401
>>212043359 (OP)
Anonymous No.212052409
>>212052376
Best maw in the biz
Anonymous No.212052444
>>212043359 (OP)
Anonymous No.212052449 >>212052488
>>212052376
Clearly you've never seen a hungry chink in your life.
Anonymous No.212052484
>>212050541
Elaborate
Anonymous No.212052488
>>212052449
and thank god
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Anonymous No.212052551
>>212044828
Kino
Anonymous No.212052698
>>212052376
Chinese smoking frog. It's an invasive species
Anonymous No.212052726
>>212046171
What was his fucking problem?
Anonymous No.212052732
>>212052376
my wife
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Anonymous No.212052839 >>212053324
>>212052130
i really wish people went out and bowled. its a good chill activity.
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Anonymous No.212052857 >>212054000
>>212043359 (OP)
Anonymous No.212053015
>>212052376
they're called "asian"
those are female ones
Anonymous No.212053055 >>212053143
>>212048999
>>212050516
Just add some oil.
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Anonymous No.212053136
>>212050530
Based
Anonymous No.212053143 >>212053353
>>212053055
nah i'm uncircumcised thankfully. i never need lube.
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Anonymous No.212053324
>>212052839
I try and do this with my friends sometimes. Theres a spot i know thats like $6 an hour. Or game. It was never remodeled so it feels like a time machine. Its really nice.
Anonymous No.212053353
>>212053143
Don't knock it till you try.
Anonymous No.212053470
>>212043359 (OP)
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Anonymous No.212053550
>>212044828
>finally accepts he will never get published
>finally embraces his professional peak as a schoolteacher
>takes another swing at love with the woman he let down after finally telling her the truth
I always hope she let him in.
Anonymous No.212053628
>>212043359 (OP)
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Anonymous No.212053806
>>212052063
Indeed, whoever watches this shit is a braindead retard.
Anonymous No.212053920
I felt like this when I had my clerk job.
I no longer have it, but I still feel like this.
Anonymous No.212053953 >>212054796
>>212046022
Well at least you have yours. I never had a choice.
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Anonymous No.212054000
>>212052857
My friend thinks I'm Kramer.
I kinda agree.

For a while there I used to just turn up uninvited at his house and so did other mates.
Anonymous No.212054008 >>212054183
>>212043359 (OP)
OP here. I'm the female btw.
Anonymous No.212054042
I feel like Walter White had he never gotten cancer.
Anonymous No.212054056
>>212043359 (OP)
is that the guy from Neon Demon?
Anonymous No.212054090
>>212052130
I don't bowl or have hair, but I think me and all my remaining friends are becoming a form of this.
The other friends fucked off to their office normalfag lifestyle... then covid happened kek and now they're all having mid life crises... in their 20s and early 30s (because some of them probably don't think they'll make 50 now).
Anonymous No.212054107 >>212054175
>>212046022
>34
gonna make it to archmage and no filthy woman will stop me
Anonymous No.212054124 >>212054364 >>212054537 >>212057052
>>212043601
For a while I ate more than him and did no exercise and still couldn't put any weight on.
Now I am putting on weight though.

I think the issue was sugar. Sugar is the weight maker, not fat.
Anonymous No.212054126
Got the physique down, and I never had a consensual sex without money involved
Anonymous No.212054156
>>212052026
>propaganda
why did you use this word?
Anonymous No.212054175 >>212054469
>>212054107
Worse is losing your virginity as a child without consent and then struggling to have normal sexual interactions with my prerogative because of issues that made.
It's not the cues, it's the control that I have issues with. So I tend to stay away from it.
Anonymous No.212054183 >>212054235
>>212043359 (OP)
>>212054008
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Anonymous No.212054235
>>212054183
kek, all i see thinking of this is that one thread where 2 anons couldn't stop arguing over whether he's fag-mounting her or not.
Anonymous No.212054336 >>212054563
>>212043359 (OP)
Anonymous No.212054364 >>212054537
>>212054124
>I think the issue was sugar. Sugar is the weight maker, not fat.
Sugar is turned into fat.
Also, it's the calories.
Anonymous No.212054469 >>212054529
>>212054175
Go see hookers for a while until you sort yourself out
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Anonymous No.212054529
>>212054469
My taste has also become kinda skewed probably because of this too.
Anonymous No.212054537 >>212054669 >>212056990
>>212054124
>>212054364
Sugar makes you hungry. If you're ever in a situation where you need to start losing weight thing is to cut out almost all sugar and then fixing your diet becomes super easy because you have more willpower
Anonymous No.212054563 >>212054633
>>212054336
I'm becoming more this.
Anonymous No.212054633
>>212054563
I guess I'll live in your world.[/spoiler
Anonymous No.212054655
more and more bitter by the day
Anonymous No.212054669 >>212054747
>>212054537
Nah man, cutting sugar absolutely killed my motivation for like a year and a bit. I was probably having health issues from the drastic reduction in sugar because I've gone back to older habits and the energy has definitely come back up.
Problem is, it is giving me headaches (the reason I stopped btw).

Must be diabetes, hyper/hypoglycemia or something... but cutting out sugar just made me so lethargic I just couldn't stop. I'm thinking hypoglycemia because the other diabetes symptoms have yet to emerge (they will come eventually, no doubt though).
Maybe it was the lack of body fat?
Anonymous No.212054747 >>212054773
>>212054669
>Nah man, cutting sugar absolutely killed my motivation for like a year and a bit. I was probably having health issues from the drastic reduction in sugar because I've gone back to older habits and the energy has definitely come back up.
>Problem is, it is giving me headaches (the reason I stopped btw).
It's more likely that you were having withdrawal issues. There's nothing healthy about sugar that you need it in excess. And you have to fix the rest of your diet, so it's also a matter of what did you replace it with. If you're getting the right amounts of carbs and protein on a daily basis you and you don't have any underlying illnesses then you shouldn't be tired.
Anonymous No.212054773 >>212054805
>>212054747
>and you don't have any underlying illnesses
I am worried about that liver.
I stopped drinking though. It's more medications that are the issue.

I think I have a cold medicine addiction. My nose is just fucked.
Anonymous No.212054796 >>212054815
>>212053953
shut up fag
Anonymous No.212054805 >>212054839
>>212054773
Go get some bloodwork done then visit a few doctors and let them give you their opinions based on results
Anonymous No.212054815 >>212054856
>>212054796
Nah fuck off, the value of purity is so underrated now because of memes like HAVE SEX.
STIs are a huge issue.
Anonymous No.212054839
>>212054805
I'm tired of dealing with doctors dude. So many fucking quacks. I've had tests... nothing.
Anonymous No.212054856
>>212054815
Purity doesn't have anything to do with STIs since safe sex is a thing
Anonymous No.212054884
He's literally me
Anonymous No.212054970
>>212043359 (OP)
me
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Anonymous No.212055079 >>212055213 >>212055483
>>212043359 (OP)
this is what sex with the gf is like after 6 months
Anonymous No.212055213
>>212055079
Sorry for you
Anonymous No.212055380
>>212052026

White Lotus
Anonymous No.212055483
>>212055079
now imagine after 20 years of marriage
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Anonymous No.212056941
>>212045204
jews are insane lmao
Anonymous No.212056990 >>212057079
>>212054537
>Sugar makes you hungry
not true, eat a high carb breakfast with a lot of sugar, you wont need to again the whole day till dinner
Anonymous No.212057052
>>212054124
CICO is all that matters
>>/fit/
Anonymous No.212057079
>>212056990
>eat a bunch of carbs to offset the sugar hunger
>starve yourself until dinner so you don't get fat
Wow so insightful
Anonymous No.212057086
>>212045146
Wrong pic.
Anonymous No.212057096
>>212043359 (OP)
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Anonymous No.212057177
>>212044796
I really hate zoomer lingo, but this is immaculate drip.
Nobody else in history look this cool, nazis had the best aesthetics.
Anonymous No.212057212
I'm not far off from this.
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Anonymous No.212057510
>>212050453
Ah-so. The point emerges.
Anonymous No.212057976
>>212044579
Jesus Christ. lol.
Anonymous No.212058014
>>212045936
I really do need to get "the hounds" at some point in my life.
Anonymous No.212058029
>>212045982
Fuck this guy for teaching 14-year-old girls to love fags.
Anonymous No.212058069
I never should have started gooning to AI
Anonymous No.212058099
>>212052376
Commies, they don't get to eat a lot, it's a big deal for them.
Anonymous No.212058994
unfortunately
I'm not far from the stage where I shoot AKs at nothing... or God... or sheeeeeit idk
Anonymous No.212060095
>>212045204
i heard theres a sexual fetish that involves sucking on a revolver and pretending the gunshot is a cumshot. sounds pretty cool huh? why not give that a go next?