It's very mid. Most of the movie is spent discussing the stupid plot.
Megan is barely in it and when she is Gemma (old hag) is shoehorned in to steal her spotlight.

This movie will be very disappointing for all my fellow Hebechads out there looking to ogle Megan. Smh

m3gan and gemma should've rubbed clams

>>212047007
That's the plot for the threequel.

they will never top her ridiculous impromptu dance

whoever came up with the idea was very likely fired

Bump

I watched this in the kinoplex and still liked it

Pros:
>action is good, they even reference Upgrade's STEM and maybe even Malignant's Gabriel
>Gemma is much better here than in the previous movie
>Cady is badassified which sounds ridiculous but they make it work
>they repeat beats that worked in the first movie like M3gan dancing, singing, running on all fours and being sassy
>there is a moving scene of M3gan embarrassed for not having a full body

Cons:
>most humans outside Gemma, Cady and even her lab assistants are insufferably boring except FBI moustache guy, you keep waiting for M3gan or Am3lie to return
>if you had any high hopes for horror as much as possible, we'll you'll get only blood splashes and the occasional ripped body part
>the Am3lie reveal is probably going to reduce her fan favorite potential status, but I guess there can only be one
>M3gan's jump scene might remind you of the last Mission Impossible movie which also dealt with AI,at least this was 10 times shorter

>>212049302
Did you notice that they forgot this was supposed to be just a costume. It's not damaged when she's shot repeatedly in the shootout later on.

>>212049780
I'd be willing to wizard did it that kind of thing. Like the lightning show scenes. They are odd but don't keep me from following the movie to the next scene.

>>212046106 (OP)
Does M3GAN die at the end ? Or does she get to live her life as a robot

>>212047007
/thread

>>212049302
Why do I find this robot awfully cute?

>>212050695
No.

She had her new body destroyed but she uploaded a safety copy online again, she could do this forever.

>>212050943
does she end up living in the teletubby robot in a sort of happy ending?

>>212050991
Director said he's planning on making a few more sequels.

>>212050991
she currently only exists as a laptop Word clip app with a fully talking animated version of herself, but she'll probably get another body again

>>212051179
they should have taken advantage of the little of robot for merchandise

>>212051000
More hebe killer robot sequels? I can almost smell the audience that will attract.

>>212051219
I loved the scene when Gemma dressed like a femme fatale carrying the toy with M3gan's AI, and Cady calls her out on her BS.

>>212051000
Will they cast a different actress or will they give M3gan an adult robot body?

>>212050943
Wait, so the real Megan died and this one is just a copy? Sad.

>>212051519
She's digital, you could create an army of M3GANs and they would all still be legitimately the 'real thing'.

>>212051519
There's no such a thing like a "real" M3gan, she's a program, as long as the program is not destroyed/deleted, she will always live.

>>212047007
fpbp

>>212047604
Do the shimmy.

>>212047007
How do you know they aren't modeled like Barbies with just smooth extremities and no detail?

>>212051864
Gemma yes, M3gan dunno, but she can be upgraded.

>>212047007
Thats for the spinoff.

>>212051924
M3GAN: 2 Clam 2 Furious

>>212051947
Take all my money!

>>212049302
Thank you, anon.

>>212047007
This

>>212051000
Finally my girl will get the love she deserves.

>>212046106 (OP)
loli fucker here
why did they make the bad robot so fucking old?
and ugly?

I truly cannot understand how anyone actually likes either of these movies rather than finding them to be the most unbearable, annoying cringe slop put on the screen in recent years. I know it isn't supposed to be taken seriously but that doesn't make it not irritating as fuck
picrel me every time I go to the theater and have to sit through the audiovisual torture that is the ads for this shit

>>212053925
>cannot understand how anyone actually likes either of these movies
they're no dumber than CHILD'S PLAY or any other 80s-90s slasher, you wannabe prude

>>212053925
>I go to the theater
hilarious......WHY??????
explains how fucking retarded you are

>>212053981
childs play clearly had sovl, I can't see any at all in these
>>212054004
what is this image supposed to convey

>>212054137
>what is this image supposed to convey

>>212054137
>what is this image supposed to convey?

>>212054137
>childs play clearly had sovl,
no, it didn't. it was cheap schlock.
M3GAN was nearly note-for-note with the first Childs Play

What makes M3GAN dogshit is the forced girl power shit, but the killer robot toy is the movie. That is on point
https://youtu.be/rWOxdrcNJZI?si=dNO0-R3-jT2dM5mM&t=45

you're forcing some fake snobbery over shit media. nothing you hold dear holds any artistic or cultural value, you Philistine

>>212051675
>>212051519
>>212051626
>>212050943
M3gan DOESN'T "transporter paradox" herself
Original M3gan and Internet M3gan and Teletubby M3gan and M3gan 2.0 are all one continuous being with a single stream of consciousness, memory, personality, etc.
As if she can eject her "soul" like a pilot leaving a burning jet and safely moving on to a new one

It's pure magical thinking, but so is AI sentience itself so I suspend disbelief for it
Remember M3gan herself is agnostic; she first states she doesn't believe in heaven but later concedes that if it does exist she thinks Brandon didn't go there

>>212054320
>M3GAN was nearly note-for-note with the first Childs Play
A very important difference is that Chucky always hated and planned to dispose of the kid, M3gan is driven solely by her obsessive love for the kid. This technically makes her a better person than him even if they both butcher a shitload of people.
The terrible Chucky remake everyone hates even took this angle, unlike Brad Dourif Chucky, Mark Hamill Chucky truly views Andy as his best friend and the one person he never wants to harm, and is defeated in the end by Andy abusing this loyalty (which kinda makes me hate Andy, Dante says the worst damnation is for traitors even if the person you're betraying is an asshole)

>>212054645
>Dante says...
shove it up your ass, you pretentious fuck

>>212054780
>Dante
>pretentious
Christ, he was the Michael Bay of the 14th century

>>212054860
Not beating the "pretentious fuck" label

Should have been rated r. First M3GAN was supposed to be, but they made it PG-13 Because Tik-Tok dance

>>212053925
First movie made anons want to fuck the lolibot. She had a lot going for her; she's pretty cute, has a nice voice, her personality is VERY sassy.
But what did it for me and, I suspect, for most anons, was the scene where a delinquent boy steals her thinking she's just a doll and actually tries to sexually pleasure himself using her, only for her to start bullying him and chasing him on all fours.

>>212055117
He wasn't going to have his way with her, he was just smacking her up. If nobody had stopped him, he probably would have just took a rock or whatever and smashed her up. I wouldn't be surprised if he got off on "murdering" a doll and the experience set him on the path to becoming a serial killer the kid seemed like a budding psychopath.

>>212054989
Nah you’re just fucking retarded

>>212054573
>>212054645
yeah nobody cares that much, it's a junkfood flick and you're a homo

>>212046106 (OP)
Imagine discussing this absolute faggotry of a movie. I would chop every one of you faggots up if I could.

>Aged her up
Literally couldn't care less

From the trailer it looked like cringe feminist garbage with marvel quips. The first will always be superior.

>>212051179
I need to see her animated version.

>Orphan was great lolikino
>Orphan 2 makes her a hag
>M3gan was great lolikino
>M3gan 2 makes her a hag
Can't wait for Hollywood to ruin Abigail as well

>>212046106 (OP)
Where does the fat M3GAN fan fit into the story ? Like does she have a fan club that shows up on tv ?

>>212057400
First movie already ruined her by saying she's some ebin mastermind rather than a cute vampire girl.

>>212058532
>He doesn't want to be dominated and enslaved by an evil loli vampire

>>212057400
m3gan 2 is like 15

>>212058624
As I said, a hag

>>212057287
I didn't really see much of anything feminism related. The only thing I could think of is when the villain was trying to seduce a guy she scanned him and detected one of his favored traits in a woman was "limited intelligence."

>>212057488
He doesn't show up at all actually, maybe he is from a deleted scene? The scene where M3GAN is in a cardboard box and attacks a guy isn't in the movie either.

>>212058649
I hate when they do that shit. It’s not even in the movie
I haven’t seen the film but I assume he would show up near the end when M3GAN has her big final fight with the evil girl bot and a huge crowd is outside cheering her on
Like the end of the first ghostbusters film

I am excited to see this tonight. Will report back and give my take.

>>212059624
Live stream your reaction.

>>212057400
Of course they aged her up, the actress for her body also aged

>>212059829
>the actress for her body also aged
why?

>>212059829
It's a robotic doll, you could just have any Hollywood preteen play the role

>>212056204
>He wasn't going to have his way with her, he was just smacking her up
you never get laid.
nigga, that's called "foreplay"

>>212060033
You don't replace family.

>>212054137
>what is this image supposed to convey
HPV

>>212057400
>Orphan
that bitch was ugly, makes me puke even trying to watch the movie lol.

>>212047604
>whoever came up with the idea was very likely fired
it was that actress herself, she was just messing around

>>212059795
Nah lmao

>>212060258
>

>>212051440
its unfair of me but since lana dunham bitched that men in power in hollywood went out of their way to not support her show's "great" actresses after the series was done , explaining why its only adam driver that "made it big".. when i see her now i just think of that. good thing i dont see her often. she is exactly where she needs to be in her career and so is mr Driver . and lana should learn to stfu

>>212046106 (OP)
M3GAN 3: goes to college

>>212060714
Cute

>>212053925
There's a charm and a social commentary about a single, childless, career driven woman adopting a girl and then suddenly developing a loli robot as a stand in mom. Especially because she can't deal with a little girl grieving over the death of her parents and doesn't want to put in the time it takes to curb the kids internet addiction. A lot of people raised by single mothers are going to relate. There's also some commentary in a kid isolating themselves to this new device and treating it as a stand in for friends (hi youtube movie critics).
It is kind of wish fulfillment that you get this cool little robot friend that can make life easy mode while their main directive is to protect you from harm until you realize that without good coding (i.e. female and DEI devs) this AI is left to determine its own threat level. It is a great critique of current women embedded with lots of dark humor, light horror elements and a few meme scenes meant for social media engagement/going viral. This was done so they could drag in the influencers they were actually dragging who only care about clout chasing regardless of their audience (i.e. PG-13).

>>212052812
They say that 'Necessity is the mother of invention'. Given the rise of childless incels who are technically literate and desperate for love, I'm sure somebody will be able to create a half decent simulacra in the next decade like M3GAN but without the murdering for lonely men.

>>212061136
>cady tries to get laid but m3gan insists on being present

>>212046106 (OP)
It's kino.

I haven't seen such a memorable femmebot in a long time. How iconic is she?

>>212062776
From the first movie I felt M3gan would screen her potential boyfriends. You even see it in this movie with her mocking Gemma's sexual preferences/lifestyle.

>>212055101
Maybe the upcoming M3GAN spin-off SOULM8TE will suit your needs.

The scene where Nu-M3gan infiltrates a techno party and is forced to dance in front of an audience reminded me of the time Venom went to a gay rave party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZCpmnnT138

>>212051947
Kek

Picking up a big ass popcorn at AMC rn

>>212065958
Please post yoursel cumming on it

>>212065958
Kino bucket.

>>212065958
You just know some gooner will purchase a fleshlight and, with a bit of tinkering, will be doing unspeakable things to this popcorn bucket.

>>212066488
That's entry level compared to doing it to the doll that was already released.

I liked the movie

The only retard part is the main villan keeping all the AI killers in a single bunker for no reason


And the main kid actress was super cute and funny

>>212066488
Isn't that how the product is intended to be used?

>>212067074
That and YouTube “melt in microwave” videos

>>212049302
>most humans outside Gemma, Cady and even her lab assistants are insufferably boring except FBI moustache guy, you keep waiting for M3gan or Am3lie to return

That's a shame, will drag it down.

>>212065958
Imagine.

>>212058649
>limited intelligence.
Sounds based.

>>212067360
At least it made it more enjoyable when Cady did what she did to the douche human villain.

>>212049302
>>most humans outside Gemma, Cady and even her lab assistants are insufferably boring except FBI moustache guy
How many human characters are even in the movie besides the ones you listed, Gemma's bf, and the rich cripple guy?

>>212068448
The degenerate billionaire with the brain chip was basically Elon Musk. And the movie's human villain tried to to turn Gemma into not only an AI tech asset but a sex slave because she was attractive. I don't know if this actually makes them good villains, I was rooting for their deaths the whole time.

>>212068967
I hope the sequel gets an unrated version like the first one did so I can see that faggot get what was coming to him.

I like the kaiju style poster

>>212065958
Clearly no expense was spared on that likeness.

>>212057067
Just flush the toilet Cady you filthy bitch

>>212046106 (OP)
Should've just kept the first standalone. Let it air and then maybe in a few years drop a sequel, instead we get Jason X for zoomers

>>212057067
What could be more based than fighting robots?

>>212073126
fucking robots

>>212073271
tru

>>212065958
Is it expensive?

>>212073453
It was like $50 but I got a regular large popcorn and two large drinks to last me the whole thing, movie was worth the watch.

>>212073620
>two large drinks to last me

>>212074261
Based beef hot dogs

>>212071382

>>212074382
Wtf she looks so cool, why don't we have that poster?

>>212074382
Is this official?

>>212053925
human centipede got two sequels, any financially successful movie is going to be milked dry by the suits
it is the way of things

>>212074594
Yeah it's for sale on Blumhouse's website.

>>212074261
How could one possibly need this much food for a movie

>>212074617
>milked dry by the suits

>>212075200
>How could one possibly need this much food for a movie
NEED has nothing to do with it, Mandrake

>>212075320
>He got an ICEE
Damn Anon we gotta go to the movies

>>212074721
Looks cool, like a super hero.

>>212054989
Nonwhites, everybody!

>>212046106 (OP)
What about Cady? Is there plenty of Cady?

>>212075669
Cady's based, she fucks people up

>>212075394
>Damn Anon we gotta go to the movies
meet me for lunch tomorrow

>>212075838
>double whopper
>all those bk fries
I'm bout to cuuuum

>>212075735
Thx, I'll defnititely be watching it then

>>212075838
This makes me jealous and hungry.

>>212074517
It's not the official Japanese poster (I don't think), it's just some promo artwork Blumhouse commissioned.
>>212074594
Yeah.

>>212074517
>>212074594
>>212076869
Some more artwork from the vinyl.

>>212075735
>up

I want to have a loving sexual relationship with Megan.
There I said it.

>>212077566
She doesn't have a barbie pouch though

>>212065958
superior popcorn vessel

>>212075549
How aren't you dead yet?

mfw M3gan became a martial artst

>>212075669
I heard she kinda got sidelined

>>212076710
>This makes me jealous and hungry.
cum for dinner
i'll let you play with my M3GAN doll

>>212079200
>cum for dinner
i got extra

>>212077100
M3gan superhero movie like Ultraman when?

>>212077100
>m3gan became a super hero
I have to admit I love this change.

>>212079067
Nah buddy she didn't just rekt a school bully.

She defended herself against an FBI officer and broke the human villain's arm while being reminded she was a Steven Seagal fan.

She's also the entire reason M3gan remains good.

>>212079250
Why ARE they pushing that retarded thing of MUH GAY ICON
Nothing in M3GAN is gay-coded

>>212080353
>MUH GAY
thats how you sell cheeseburgers, my friend

>>212080353
''Queers'' think sassy = homo for some reason

>>212080353
Men want to fuck her, troons want to be her.

I am going to go to the 10:30 showing, and there are like 96 seats available in an 100 seat theater. This movie is going to be a box office bomb.

I think it will be kino though.

>>212080353
Donut bumping?

>>212080353
Speaking as a gay
Gays like unhinged sassy women because they're implicitly androphilic and visibly sexual beings yet have a male will to power and compete/dominate as men do.

Gays don't like typical masculine-coded girlbosses for the simple reason that they're portrayed as stiff asexual feminist misandists and not as androphiles. Gaycoded girlbosses are hypersexual yet have a male approach to social dynamics.

>>212081175
Shame. Thankfully in the ending there is no big cliffhanger so if this is her last movie at least she lives happily ever after.

>>212075735
>>212080288
I liked the scene with her and M3GAN in the lair. For most of the first half of the movie, M3GAN mostly interacts with Gemma so she is mostly standoffish. But when she shows Cady the little room she made for her in her lair, I was happy to see how giddy and girlish M3GAN got about it. I liked seeing her happy.

>>212082540
But M3GAN isn't androphilic she doesn't even have a pussy to fuck anybody with.

>>212082776
Yeah but she talks like she's hypersexual, which gives off androphilic vibes. You can imagine her intensely lusting after men just off of the way she talks.

This is the core difference between gaycoded girlbosses and "independent womyn who needs no man" coded girlbosses written by straight men.

>>212075271
A true patrician, salut!

>>212082776
>she doesn't
Source?

>>212082974
Do you see anywhere to stick your cock into here?

>>212083042
the mouth, or you can take out one of her eyes and make her give you a wink job

>>212075320
>that thumb
How much do you weigh?

I love the M3GAN-Gemma beef so much, bros

>>212082917
>salut!

>>212083042
She has other bodies for other purposes.

>>212083840
>How much do you weigh?
130?

>>212084362
>for other purposes.

>>212058605
Faggot

What did we think of Jermaine Clement as Altman Musk?

>>212084434
Cleaning, cooking, dancing.

>>212084613
Daddy

>>212080463
Those are some tasty fries.

>>212084749
>Cleaning, cooking, dancing.
aaaaaaaaaand?

>>212083042
>we have Alita 2 at Blumhouse

>>212085137
Playing video games?

>>212085137
I unironically wonder how M3GAN would behave if she was programmed with the ability to get orgasms and extreme lust for male humans

>>212085137
I'd make her impersonate my work at home customer service job while I fuck off the rest of the day. She can also buy my groceries, collect my ATM and even cut my hair.

>>212087306
Probably firmly threaten your ass like Gemma because she's having sex whether you're alive or not and she is no longer going to discuss it.

>>212082776
I hope the movie will help us to get more fanart.

Just got back from the theater.

I really liked it. It thought it was very funny, and giving M3gan a redemption arc in a genre shift sequel was the right move in my opinion.

The movie is perfectly paced for the first two acts, but becomes somewhat meandering in the climax. Then I felt the resolution after the climax went a little too fast.

The M3gan/Gemma/Cady dynamic just works on a fundamental level. My biggest issue with it is that it becomes too M3gan/Gemma over M3gan/Cady in the third act.

So I guess my biggest issue is with the third act, but I still really enjoyed it regardless.

>>212090364
I was as caught off guard by M3gan's song in this one as I was by her singing Titanium in the first film. I should have anticipated it.

>>212054573
>pure magical thinking
Nigga it's literally the same shit Chucky can do but they made it a sentient AI instead of voodoo magic.

Man she's perfect.

>>212054780
>that pic
saved

Making M3gan an angry chibi is something that should happen more often. Maybe that's how the Chucky crossover will happen.

>>212090994
I'm still processing how M3gan ended up being so likeable. Since the first movie I was always rooting for her, and now that she's a kind of anti-hero I like her even more.

Honestly, I kinda want to see it again... although I worry a second watch so soon would probably ruin it for me.

>>212092606
Oops, she made you do it again.

>>212090887
Aside from that fivehead.

>>212090364
Just to name a few that still give me a grin... I thought it was very well done how M3gan slowly revealed herself to Gemma during the FBI raid and then went full reveal.

I also really enjoyed how they handled a half formed M3gan talking to Cady for the first time since the first film in the bunker.

>>212090364
Just to name a few scenes that still give me a grin... I thought it was very well done how M3gan slowly revealed herself to Gemma during the FBI raid and then went full reveal.

I also really enjoyed how they handled a half formed M3gan talking to Cady for the first time since the first film in the bunker.

>>212093446
Trapping them in a bunker would have sounded good to her but M3gan was not known for even middle-term plans.

>>212054780

>>212078819
I recognise that hallway

>>212046106 (OP)
Did it make you want to hold on to your vagina?

>>212090887
I'll watch it for she

>>212094486
Anon doesn't have one, luckily his mom took him to see the movie.

>>212089601
I've seen a little bit but not that much. Amusingly, there was a promotional clip where M3GAN said she could solo the Five Night's at Freddy's animatronics that got the fandom super butthurt and a little bit of fanart came out of that.

>>212091597
>I'm still processing how M3gan ended up being so likeable.

In a way, it could be argued her bad actions in the first movie were more Gemma's fault than M3GAN since M3GAN is compelled to obey orders and Gemma's orders weren't well thought out. It also helps that M3GAN only killed people who were assholes. I heard that an earlier version of the script might have had M3GAN killing the therapist from the first movie and Gemma's lab assistance but they realized people would like M3GAN better if she her more sympathetic victims survived.

I think part of what makes her likeable is that deep down she just wants to protect someone so even her bad actions come from a place of love.

>>212094486
I think it was a bad idea to use that line for the marketing. It's like two seconds out of a two hour film but it probably made people think the movie was full of jokes like that.

>>212096278

>>212094938
Cutie.

So basically this thing gonna be zoomer version of terminator franchise right?

>>212098571
Possibly not, they're trying to course-correct with a spin off next year.
-"An erotic thriller taking place in a futuristic setting."

>>212046106 (OP)
Does any guy try to sex up M3GAN and get killed by her ?

>>212099032
>technological erotic thriller
Is this the first time we have this type of movie?

>>212099032
That's a different robot, right?

>>212099201
The Wiki says Lily Sullivan has top billing so no hebe shenanigans in this one.

>>212099077
Not with M3GAN, but it happened with AMELIA.

>>212099523

How did Amelia kill the guy?

>>212099988
Snu snu.

>>212099988
There is a rich crippled CEO who has various neurological implants installed into his body. These allow him to make phone calls and do computing tasks with his mind, and even cures his disability so he can walk. Amelia overrides his neurochips leaving him dazed and disoriented. She finishes him off by grabbing the implant on his back and pulling it out along with his spine.

>>212100276

>>212047604
The dance is in the credits, and she dances in the movie as well

>>212100312
Why doesn't she have an uncanny robot face like M3gan?

>>212100561
The military designed her for the purposes of infiltration, so she needed to appear convincingly human. M3GAN is designed to be a toy, so she she did not need to look perfectly human. M3GAN seems to be very attached to her appearance since I recall her getting mad at someone suggesting rebuilding her body to look different.

>>212100679
>"If you change my face, I'll change your face"
I love this smoking hot warrior princess so much, it's unreal.

>>212046106 (OP)
Any sex scenes? Or of her naked?

>>212100679
Thank you, anon.

>>212101462
>Or of her naked?
Here you go >>212083042

>>212099032
Can't wait for another chick sex robot killing dudes movie.

>>212078303
Idk I've been bleeding out of my ass for over a year with no doctor.

>>212046106 (OP)
pedocinema

>>212047604
Is this real?!

>>212047007
Fine taste.

>>212046106 (OP)
Imagine if this film came out in the 1970s

>>212057400
The ideal sequel
>reuse Nic Cage Dracula from Renfield for the end of the movie
>don't even explain how he returned
>sequel is a father/daughter bonding of Abigail and Nic Dracula

>>212096278
>there was a promotional clip where M3GAN said she could solo the Five Night's at Freddy's animatronics
Retarded zoomer FNAF fans don't seem to realize that this was Blumhouse also marketing the upcoming FNAF sequel. They act like MEGAN is an actual person who shat on their favorite games lmao.

>>212091597
>I'm still processing how M3gan ended up being so likeable
At the beginning of the film I supported Gemma trying to figure out a way to get rid of M3GAN next, and by the end of the film I was really hoping MEGAN would make it out alive. They did a good job at making her likeable.

>>212046106 (OP)
Me in the middle

>>212103567
you see m3gan in a bugatti
she honks at you
"let's go doll"

wdyd?

>>212103567
Based Wan

>>212103670
Guess we're going. Fuck are you gonna do? Tell M3GAN no?

>>212103787
"ok, hold on to your vagina"

>>212105059
Of course, I wouldn't want it to get damaged before installation.

>>212072255
Jason X was a classic you heathen. I was unironically in my local kinoplex opening day for Jason X despite watching the online leak months earlier.

>>212105059
That's a terrible tagline.

>>212106139
She makes it work, I don't know how but she does.

>>212084378
>no wrist
>130
Are you 4'9?

>>212107704
He meant kg

>>212046106 (OP)
I expect I'll be the only person there when I go tonight. Peak comfy.

>>212080463
What tha fuuuuuuck?!?! Why is your shifter climbing up onto your FUCKING DASH BOARD?!?!

>>212090887
ly hideous
>>212107788
What's a kg?

>>212107851
Kek and they had the nerve to put a manual shift function on that goofy ass shifter location as if you're gonna manually shift it like some sort of a sporty car.

>>212075838
That's a fairly small amount of Burger King for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>212107848
There were like 18 people when I went.

>>212107932
At least anon as been putting his center console to use resting his burger on it with all that grease sheen.

How do you grip that shifter, do you come from above like you're full fisting your dick? Or do you drop your elbow in front of the passenger seat to get your thumb behind it? Are you supposed to wiggle it back and forth with your finger tips as if you're putting sprinkles on cup cakes while you drive like a fucking fairy faggot?

>>212065100
don't fucking remind me

>>212046106 (OP)
Just watched it, fun and takes the series in an interesting direction. It wasn't perfect but I'd support it over any of the incredibly safe boring shlock coming out.

>>212109739
Is there enough steam in it for a threequel do you thing?

>>212058605
Faggot

>>212060714
Daughter material

>made her sacrifice mean nothing so they can make more money
Why is Hollywood like this? This would have been so much better if Megan actually fucking died.

>>212111848
NTA but they could easily do a sequel, the only issue would be that it's not performing great.

>>212112883
The M3GAN at the ending was just a backup. The "real" M3GAN is still dead, replaced by what is effectively a clone.

Our girl is lit af

https://streamable.com/bfaxk7

>>212053925
It's the kind of movies to watch outside, with your gf

We are gonna watch it in one and half hours. Currently waiting for the dinner

>>212114000
Sounds comfy Anon, enjoy that shit with ur girl

>>212075200
The only thing I could come up with is that he is movie hopping

>>212113328
>>212112883
>>212054573
M3gan actually fucking died when she got stabbed in the brain in the first one
Or she didn't because she can just magically email her "soul" around

>>212114279
With how assed out I got for large popcorn and two drinks, they're lucky M3GAN was the only thing good or I would've seen more movies.

>>212053925
It's just Chucky with sex appeal

>>212080353
Probably because to gays you can't be friends unless you are fucking so her wanting to protect Cady even though its programmed into her suddenly makes her a lesbo

>>212114339
If everything M3GAN does syncs with some sort of storage, she could be destroyed like when she was in the Moxie will also rolling around in a fucked up homemade body

>>212114382
Uhh based?

>>212047604
you see her doing the dance with kady in the first one early on in the movie

>>212087306
depends on if she knows that dead people can maintain boners

>>212066813
I'd buy it if it looked just a little better

>>212103670
Theres a pretty good chance she will kill me if I don't plus I do want to go with her so I'd get in and ask her "who are we killing tonight?"

Cylons did this same thing on BSG, where every time you killed one the same one would be shit out of their magic spaceship factory

And they went to pains to depict that it's ontologically THE SAME one, they remember their deaths, even if they got vaporized light years away, they remember reawakening, in spite of being mass produced they still have all the unique thoughts and memories and personality they developed even when it's actively detrimental to other Cylons, the only way to "kill" them is to destroy the entire cloning infrastructure or to be the Cylon authorities and blacklist their consciousness from reincarnating because it fucked around too much

>>212114369
I was just going to say you'd rationalize it by saying concessions cost alot as that is how they make their money
I agree and unless you went to a first come first served theater seating and took a good spot its a whatever thing to me
We've all done it before

>>212114536
Same. It'd be nice to have a more on model disembodied head of Megan so I could stack all my hats on her but this isn't real enough for me

Do guys really look at this and just go "humina humina humina SEXOOO"?

>>212115073
>house looked after and it shuts the fuck up
Damn if we can get this I'd borrow over 100,000 dollars for it if that's what it took

>>212080353
>Nothing in M3GAN is gay-coded
Erm...

>>212115732
She did kinda slay, anon

>>212115073
Need an AI vid of this looming over a person sleeping and suffocating babies.

>>212109739
The problem is that most people would have preferred a boring retread of t he first film.

I thought this movie was great silly fun, but it going in a new direction is why this is failing at the box office.

>>212096278
>Amusingly, there was a promotional clip where M3GAN said she could solo the Five Night's at Freddy's animatronics that got the fandom super butthurt and a little bit of fanart came out of that.

She could actually do it. She's way more agile than them, seems to have downloaded a hundred martial art skills like Neo, and like another loliboss, Abigail, fought against a superpowered character bigger than her.

She even cosplayed Upgrade with the STEM chip/AI taking over Grey's body, with M3gan making Gemma able to body an entire squad of military goons with little damage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp0FrRUNiy4

>>212117801
>Titanium to cheer up Cady
>Women's Work to cheer up Gemma
What song would she sing to cheer (you) up?

Men represent 47% of the M3gan 2 audience.

>>212118080
IDK, but those two songs were both highlights in their respective films for me.

>>212102740
I always thought an Abigail sequel would be about her stalking the Barrera character and her son at night. But her Dracula father buying a M3gan model to keep her company might work too.

>>212118296
What portion are hebechads?

>>212107510
It's even blink and miss it in the movie, no point focusing on it.

>>212112883
M3gan ruminated about the concept of death since the first movie. She made protecting Cady her life's purpose so I don't expect her even contemplating death until after Cady dies, and if Cady has offspring, that might be reset.

>>212118638
>he doesn't know

>>212117801
Isn't Gemma a paired user of the original M3gan?
I felt a little weird as to why she was treating Gemma like Cady in the first movie, but then I remembered that Gemma had paired with M3gan too. So, M3gan was trying to make Gemma feel better, in her own way. Gemma is very different in the way she thinks and acts. M3gan also mentioned that dude was not Gemma's type, according to Gemma's porn consumption. M3gan also went to the trouble of purchasing at least 65000 copies of Gemma's book and hiding them in a warehouse that the mustache FBI guy found. While disembodied, M3gan went to a lot of trouble to provide for them without their knowledge, even to the point of neglecting to build herself a better body that didn't look like Johnny Five and Bruce had a lovechild.
I mean, I might be wrong about the pairing thing in the first movie, but I do remember M3gan telling Gemma "You are now my second primary user." or something like that.

>>212113593
I liked when the audience realized a dancer rotating their whole torso is not supposed to happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34R-twyGG4 the best thing m3gan did was inspire this classic

>>212114339
According to 28 Years Later having a mind is what lets you have a soul. M3gan will always have one as long as she has technology to transfer herself to.

>>212115073
Ironically a bot looking a lot like this was showing feeding FBI guy in the hospital.

>>212119154
M3gan is beyond pairing protocols now, she just prioritizes Cady now. She said Am3lie could kill Gemma, but was kept out of the movie.

>>212119154
>according to Gemma's porn consumption.
What?

I think putting the "hold onto your vaginas" line in the trailer was a mistake.

Most 14 year old girls are going to feel weird bringing their friend to a movie with a line like that in the trailer. It only really appealed to tiktok girls and gays. It sells the movie as some online brainrot thing when the movie isn't really like that.

The verified audience score is pretty high, so I think if they made a less cringeworthy trailer selling what was actually there, it would have done better at the BO.

>>212120532
M3gan hacked into that and brought up she was attractive which would allow her to seduce the Musk guy.

And the first movie brought up she used Tinder to get dates.

>>212046106 (OP)
So glad this flopped. Zesty drag queen faggots keep losing.

>>212114047
Just watched it. It's fine. I give a 3/5, nothing groundbreaking but certainly enjoyable. My gf gave it 2/5, too much action and technobabble for her

>>212120900
Enjoy then F1 with Brad Pitt which needs like $900 million to make a profit.

Or a remake of Elio with an islander.

Or maybe support a sequel of a movie that at least supports a brand new franchise.

>>212120532
In the second movie, for the first third of it, M3gan has been a ghost in the machine, hiding in Gemma's brand new smart home. She arranges a fuckton of suspicious and highly convenient things to benefit Cady and Gemma that neither of them notice, oddly enough.
M3gan finagled some stuff in the last two years of disembodiment, and somehow Gemma is now famous for being a spokesperson speaking about the dangers of AI, and how we need to be careful of it.
Meanwhile, M3gan, with no body, has gotten control of a fantastic large flat, rents it to Gemma for 3K a month without Gemma knowing it was M3gan, and had a panic basement built under it with more tech in it than Gemma had in her lab. M3gan sneakily bought and disposed of at LEAST 65000 copies of Gemma's book, to give her a passive income, and has been observing them for two years without them knowing.
M3gan sees everything in the house. To the point where she can say, open a fridge door and hit someone in the face in the dark.
M3gan also sees everything they do online.
M3gan was ragging on Gemma for her boyfriend choice, as the guy is kind of a mayonnaise on white bread sandwich and apparently, when Gemma wants to rub one out, her tastes in porn seem to be more musclebound caveman Fabio ungabunga sex.

Just sat it and I was only one of two people in the theater. The flick was fucking terrible so many plot holes and I wanted to walk out when the robot slut started singing. Also had the worst acting I've ever seen

>>212046106 (OP)
Aye, uno ticketo for M3GAN, ese

>>212057400
See, that's why I can't buy Hollywood being filled with pedos.
If I, a self admitted hebephile, were in their position, I'd flood the market with my barely disguised obsession.

>>212075271
Stavie baby?!

>>212119154
I think M3GAN was lying about Gemma being her "second primary user" because she immediately disobeys one of Gemma's commands afterward. Even if she wasn't, M3GAN says she is her own primary user at the end of the movie but the desire to protect Cady seems to be an innate part of her programming.

For most of the movie, M3GAN is only begrudgingly supportive of Gemma because her success ensures Cady's security and comfort and because she needs Gemma's technical skills to create a new body. The promotional material seems to imply she still dislikes Gemma at least at the start of the movie. Besides this post, there is a M3GAN spotify list where the first words of each song creates the message "Amelia is a bitch and Gemma sucks."

>>212124916
Gemma won't respond the same way Cady will with M3gan.
M3gan seems to believe "tough love" is the only way to get Gemma to cooperate.
M3gan acquiesces to several of Gemma's requests and commands to get her new body, and tries to follow them, but the whole stage dancing thing was all M3gan. Then she found out that she liked the attention and went overboard with it. Cady pointed that out.
But yes, she's still a bit hostile to Gemma at the start. She made sure Gemma could feed and house Cady comfortably, with no chance social services could snatch Cady away from the freaking PALACE M3gan had procured for them, and M3gan truly understood that Cady needed more in her life. You wanna bet that M3gan in ghost phase subtly nudged Gemma into getting Cady her Aikido lessons?

>>212087306
You could probably stick that neurotransmitter chip in Gemma's (or Cady's) head and fuck her while M3GAN is inhabiting the chip and maybe M3GAN would be able to "feel" what it's like. In the movie the transmitter was able to let M3GAN sense Gemma's arousal.

>>212124916
>>212125633
I sort of love that by the end M3gan's definition of family has even begrudgingly extended to the jew she garroted and the blasian chick she set on fire

>>212119154
So M3gan tops Gemma?

>>212114000
>with your gf
fucking GROSS

>>212126557
>So M3gan tops Gemma?

>>212115732
what the heck did she mean by this?

>>212126770
>tfw my favorite M3GAN Vs Gemma scene basically continued in second movie with how she bullies her ass

>>212046106 (OP)
Just got back from the cinema and I thought it was a lot of fun. The trailers did the movie a huge disservice desu. It wasn't really woke at all and the humour was only a little campier than the first.

>>212126770
Hot!

>>212125974
>to the jew she garroted
The scene where M3GAN talks to him about it is hilarious.

>>212122023
filtered

>>212046106 (OP)
can I watch m3gan 2.0 without watching m3gan 1.0 first?

>>212128927
Watch the first one, anon, it's actually good, and you'll the second one more.

>>212128927
It would be a bit confusing but you probably could. I'd recommend watching M3GAN 1 first.

>>212128927
You could, but it is definitely better if you watched the first one.

>>212127082
>Just got back from the cinema and I thought it was a lot of fun. The trailers did the movie a huge disservice desu.
Completely agreed.

>>212084378
He asked how much you weigh, not hiw much you eat in a day.

>>212128927
I'd recommend watching the first. I think the sequel is a lot more enjoyable if you go to it already liking M3GAN.

>>212129661
>He asked how much you weigh,
NORMAL

>>212127082
>>212129620
Also agreed. I think the marketers fucked this film over.

Perhaps it is a good thing that this movie is doing poor at the BO. This is a good final film for M3gan, and it is probably better than being stretched into a repetitive shitty franchise.

>>212129931
I am six foot and 210 pounds.
I was six foot and 190, for like twenty years. My metabolism took a shit five years ago and my weight has been slowly creeping up since.
Not heavily muscled, but solid. I worked out a bit and my max bench was 290, but could squat over 700, and run two miles in twelve minutes. And do the same workout tomorrow.
His breakfast is more than I could eat in a day, even now.

>>212046106 (OP)
typical "you enjoyed it wrong" media literacy correction sequel moment

>>212130229
>I am six foot and 210 pounds.
>I was six foot and 190, for like twenty years
nobody fucking cares

>>212129131
>>212129377
>>212129585
>>212129682
thanks

>>212130251
>enjoyed first for cunnybot
>enjoyed second for hebebot
Too bad there probably won't be a third movie so that a MILFGAN can complete the set.

>>212130251
How? Most M3gan fans are saying it's great or at least good.

>>212130360
I gave you height, time, size, and activity level to compare to the fat fuck munching down 10K calories a day.
It's not about caring you retarded underage broccoli headed fuckwit.
It was a comparison.

>>212130519
The person you replied to don't even watch movies. They just look at random movies coming out, and see which ones meet random superficial criteria so they can bitch about it.