>Can't act
>Practise meme martial art
>Complete asshole off set
>Compulsive liar
How does he have a career?

>>212053904 (OP)
he has interesting eastern-european connections and is probably paid to launder money for said connections

skinny seagal movies are good. it all went downhill when he became fat seagal

im tired of all the steven seagal hate. its such a boomer/genx/millenial meme to hate on him. go through his catalogue, its not as bad as people make it out to be.

>>212053904 (OP)
>Based
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>>212054076
steven seagal movies are the definition of slop but you're an amerimutt so I guess tasteless slop suits you

6' 4"

>>212053904 (OP)
what career?

>>212053904 (OP)
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. Seagal was raised in Japan. He was schooled in martial arts. He was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. Seagal got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

>>212053904 (OP)
You just had to be there

>>212054170
Anon, Seagal can't even get a movie in America anymore. That's why he spends his time jetting between Saudi Arabia and Europe. You're the sole consumer of his slop.

>>212053904 (OP)
If you call that a career I guess, the dude is probably broke mooching off oligarchs. He was legit famous for only a handful of years a long time ago before every actor was a millionaire. I'm completely speculating but I bet the guy is pretty broke although I guess Russia is pretty lcol especially if you have friends in high places

>>212054076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0nsaABbDo&ab_channel=Seagallery

>>212053904 (OP)
His career is the result of a bet between two directors in the 80s to see if it was possible to turn any random retard into a star

>>212053904 (OP)
Under Siege 1 and 2 were Seagal kino. Don't care about the rest but these two are legit great early 90s action movies.

Dude got choked in his prime by a 70 year old Verne Gagne, and then he shat his pants while passed out.

>>212053904 (OP)
Frank Stallone had a film career just before he was Sly’s brother

>>212053904 (OP)
CIA asset who went rouge and now works for Putin

>>212053904 (OP)
>literally gets challenged to a fight by a bronze medalist female fighter Ronda Rousey
>backs down
>Ronda doubles down and says she'd be happy to sign a waiver saying she won't sue or bitch if she gest hurts/loses
>still backs down
>says it'll be an exhibition and not strikes so she won't get hurt
>still backs down

kek

>>212055955
I mean I get that, that makes sense to me. Who'd want to fight a woman anyway?

>>212055955
> If you win the match, people hate you for beating up a woman
> If you lose the match, people mock you for being beaten by a woman
You would have to be an idiot to take the bait

he was wicked in machete

>>212056049
>>212056079
>you would have to be an idiot to fight someone who would beat you up

Agreed
It's why he was afraid to fight Van Damme also

>>212053904 (OP)
The direct to dvd market was a gold mine when you had the right "talent".

>>212054664
US2 sucks

US1 is great. As great as Erika Eleniak's tits, and they are pretty big

>>212054243

>>212054822
He was in Hudson Hawk and ?

>>212055955
Nigger Seagal might be the master of a meme martial art, but even a fat old Seagal whipes the floor with her, simply because of his height, mass and, surprisingly, still existent athleticism.
No female mma champion can beat Seagal, this isn't a flex by any means, Seagal probably just doesn't want to be known as the fat old dude who beat up a woman on live television.

>>212053904 (OP)
Who is girl? I will watch for she.

>>212054822
there's a self-funded Frank Stallone documentary and it is absolutely pathetic.
Also no he didn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1hA5HDhjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gt-7U1ctao

>>212053904 (OP)
His early movies were good, little plot, brutal action, some tits from time to time, the good stuff. Not much more to it

>>212056503
>hey let me start with some racism
>now let me point out that a man who can barely move his fucking arms is actually a super duper athlete
>also see here's really a super duper man so I wanna blow him

The average faggot, like yourself, can actually beat him
Segal is, fundementally broken and has been since the mid 2000s when he got exposed multiple times at parties as being a fake retard

>>212053904 (OP)
The magic of mob money laundering goes a long way.

Reminder that russians literally worship the guy and get trained by him
Is it any wonder they get slaughtered in Ukraine?

>>212056503
He won't even walk around for his movies any more. He'd get gassed faster than a one-armed Jew at Auschwitz while Ronda danced around him, and probably give himself a heart attack trying to give her one of his gay slaps.

>>212054317
No shut up americmutt not white slop shut up bitch bastard ! U love Stephen seagal fucj uo mutt

>>212056737
Type that again but without crying

>>212057326
I don't cry
But okay

>>212056503
>hey let me start with some racism
>now let me point out that a man who can barely move his fucking arms is actually a super duper athlete
>also see here's really a super duper man so I wanna blow him

The average faggot, like yourself, can actually beat him
Segal is, fundementally broken and has been since the mid 2000s when he got exposed multiple times at parties as being a fake retard

>>212054170
Hard to kill and under siege are solid (stupid) action movies.
I have a soft spot for exit wounds because its one of only two or three movies that references my home town (Wyandotte, MI, a suburb in south detroit).

>>212056450
>and ?
Frank Stallone has been in a ton of straight to video trash. He was the original eric roberts.

>>212053904 (OP)
Under Siege was nominated for an Oscar.

>>212057504
>He was the original eric roberts
No he fucking wasn't. Show people a picture of Eric and they'll go "oh yeah it's that guy", show people a picture of Frank and they'll go "who's that guy".

>>212053904 (OP)
Above the Law is his best film. Pam Grier and Sharon Stone are in it.

>>212054076
>go through his catalogue, its not as bad as people make it out to be.
He’s been in hundreds of movies and like three of them are good

>>212057527
Under Siege is good despite Seagal being in it and the real stars are Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones.

>>212057660
That's not Marked For Death

>>212056737
>>212056920
>>212056920
It doesn't matter, even a female "elite fighter" is ridiculously weak.

>>212053904 (OP)
Because complete assholes are his audience

>>212057944
Post waist

im surprised he was able to get bitches. Dude has no game at all. He just gropes and starred in some movies. Wait I just answered myself with the latter part

>>212057944
>a guy who'll give himself a coronary trying to move around a ring somehow doesn't matter because his opponent is weaker
Let me guess, you're another lardass who thinks he'd win any bout with your superior weight, even though you get winded walking up the stairs.

>>212053904 (OP)
>How does he have a career?
russia

>>212058056
Did he actually get any bitches, though? Every other action hero of that time were dating famous models or pop stars like Madonna but I don't remember any stories about him being attached to anyone except complete nobodies that he basically paid to have sex with.

>>212059229
He's kidnapped/trafficked some SEA sex slaves before, yes

>>212054173
>Kelly Le Brock
Had no idea she looked so good. I only remember her from Weird Science and she didn't look like a model nor particularly hot in it to me

>>212059268
Like I said, paid to have sex. That's not getting bitches.

>>212059229
>>212059313
see >>212054173

>>212059313
Not paid, kidnapped.

>>212056737
what racism lmao
your brain is utterly diseased and broken

Does he still get movie royalties in Russia?

>>212059490
Nigga he didn't kidnap anyone himself. He paid to have them supplied, like a beta cuck.

>>212053904 (OP)
>Can't act
>Practise meme sexual orientation
>Complete redditor off set
>Honest

>>212054822
>>212056450
I've been watching old Spoony reviews and there's a coupy he reviews that claim Frank Stallone is in a leading role only for him to either not be in it or not at all