Thread 212055907 - /tv/ [Archived: 1095 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:01:39 PM No.212055907
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So did Vader just sit patiently in that dining room for like an hour? What did he do to pass the time?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:06:33 PM No.212056019
>>212055907 (OP)
bro was gooning
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:07:12 PM No.212056031
>>212055907 (OP)
aura farming
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:08:25 PM No.212056064
He built that silver c3po
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:08:51 PM No.212056071
how does he go to the bathroom?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:10:11 PM No.212056101
>>212056071
I'm sure it's explained in some bullshit comic book.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:13:07 PM No.212056175
>>212055907 (OP)
He waited for his guests.
He had a conversation with force ghost obi wan, eating force ghost chicken strips.
He was all like "obi wan.. " and obi was all like "of course i know him. Hes me" and he trolled the hell out of vader.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:14:27 PM No.212056211
>>212055907 (OP)
What happens after the door closes in this scene? I always wondered
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:17:09 PM No.212056288
>>212055907 (OP)
Never seen Beauty and The Beast? He was Be Our Guestin all up in that room with the force. Vader got cheeky sense of humour that he keeps to himself
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:18:43 PM No.212056328
>>212055907 (OP)
He probably has a bunch of video games in his helmet.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:18:48 PM No.212056330
>>212055907 (OP)
There was a tv with Hulu above the door where people entered
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:19:23 PM No.212056345
>>212056064
lol, this is now cannon. somebody submit it to wookiepedia
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:24:27 PM No.212056495
vader lando
vader lando
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>>212055907 (OP)
>so let me get this straight, you will go to Han's ship
>pretend to be mad at him, then hug him, flirt with the princess
>give them a guided tour of Cloud City, introduce them to people, take them to their quarters, give them a change of clothes
>and only then bring them to my dining room?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:29:58 PM No.212056668
>>212055907 (OP)
huh, I'd never noticed before he had actually laid the table? Was he hungry?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:36:40 PM No.212056860
Whatโ€™s the typical dinner on cloud city look like? Whatโ€™s their staple food? Iโ€™m sure the โ€œStorm IV Twin-Pod cloud carโ€ can deliver some pizza but theyโ€™re not eating that every day.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:37:20 PM No.212056876
Anakin Skywalker had more patience than the ordinary man, he was a good friend
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:39:47 PM No.212056946
>>212056668
No, he just thought it would be funny. Hence why he didn't just have Lando stun everyone the moment they walked through a doorway. Vader has a bit of whimsy. It's cruel, but it's consistent.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:39:48 PM No.212056947
>>212055907 (OP)
Vader is a theatrical guy, he's always doing shit like this. Even as Anakin he was doing incredibly extra things to look cool, I'd say it's one of his most consistent character traits.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:43:26 PM No.212057054
>>212055907 (OP)
guy sits in his meditation sphere for who knows how long, this is probably nothing
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:45:30 PM No.212057111
>>212056495
Probably letting spies gather info and see if they'd mention where Luke is while their guard was down
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:47:40 PM No.212057167
>>212056495
Weren't they at Cloud City for days? But the empire arrived before Han and Leia. What was Vader doing that whole time?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:48:35 PM No.212057198
>>212056947
>>212056946
Yeah. He very clearly liked fucking with and toying with people. Plus letting them relax at first and then shocking them with such a betrayal is more likely to make Luke sense their panic.
He let them know he's entirely in charge and they can never feel safe.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:49:36 PM No.212057226
>>212057167
The Empire arrived before them, but not necessarily Vader
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:50:06 PM No.212057235
Why do we call him "Vader"? It's just Anakin in a silly suit.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:51:41 PM No.212057289
>>212055907 (OP)
Baskinpost on his phone.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:55:45 PM No.212057414
>>212056860
Cad Bane flies in dewback steaks and jawa juice from Tatoine
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:13:56 PM No.212057896
>>212055907 (OP)
How could he have force powers to stop heavy blaster shots with his hand but no other Jedi/Sith ever could?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:19:28 PM No.212058038
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>>212056064
poopie
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:34:45 PM No.212058439
>>212056495
>>212057111
>if they'd mention where Luke is while their guard was down
This makes enough sense. Remember Vader can sense in advance that Luke wasn't with them when they arrived (I don't remember if this power was established before ROTJ but it's good enough continuity).
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:35:01 PM No.212058454
>>212055907 (OP)
>What did he do to pass the time?
I dunno? Playing videogames? Shitposting on the galactic internet?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:44:46 PM No.212058724
Star Wars VADER 2022)
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>>212056071
dude has a pee door, Probably one for the back too
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:46:42 PM No.212058781
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>>212057896
Higher midichlorian count = more abilities
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:50:48 PM No.212058891
>>212055907 (OP)
Masturbate into Leia's drink
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:51:30 PM No.212058911
Patient Vader
Patient Vader
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>>212055907 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1cjgBhcx7lTr
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:52:33 PM No.212058943
>>212058891
I think Leia would realise that she was being directed to a certain seat so would swap glasses with him
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:58:20 PM No.212059147
>>212058781
Anakin lost like 60% of his body. Definitely lowered the midichlorians
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:00:28 PM No.212059207
>>212059147
Midichlorians are stored in the balls.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:01:24 PM No.212059227
>>212055907 (OP)
he force fondled his balls
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:03:36 PM No.212059301
>>212059207
>he doesn't know
There were parts of him that the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center... couldn't save.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:06:23 PM No.212059395
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>>212056019
>>212056031
>>212056288
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:09:12 PM No.212059497
>>212059207
So Ahsoka has... oh dear...
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:18:25 PM No.212059810
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>>212055907 (OP)
Took a leisurely dump in the suit. He can do that. Kinda makes you wonder what that breather unit smells like.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:20:42 PM No.212059878
>>212056019
Does he even have a dick anymore?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:24:56 PM No.212060008
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>>212055907 (OP)

Probably thinking about Padme and wishing she were here
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:30:28 PM No.212060146
>>212058911
what is in front of him, a menu?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:34:31 PM No.212060242
>>212060008
>Padme would have like this decor...
:(
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:36:04 PM No.212060288
>>212059878
No but his suit can perform prostate milking
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:36:59 PM No.212060322
>>212055907 (OP)
>So did Vader just sit patiently in that dining room for like an hour?
he ate lunch in there
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:37:08 PM No.212060326
>>212060146
also what are the brown things in bowls? walnuts? how would Vader eat walnuts?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:39:30 PM No.212060396
>>212059878
If he does, the nerves are probably all dead anyway.

But the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:43:51 PM No.212060549
>>212060288
why would you even leave your house if you had a thing like that
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:44:04 PM No.212060559
>>212055907 (OP)
Ate a quiet dinner with his helmet off. Used the force to know when someone would arrive and interrupt his peace.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:35:23 PM No.212062408
>>212056031
You f retard kid. lol.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:37:25 PM No.212062478
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>>212056101
Right? Jesus Christ save us. We need to ban SW poasts.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:40:49 PM No.212062596
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>>212059878
Unfortunately, only the Jedi know the secret of penis regeneration.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:45:37 PM No.212062747
>>212055907 (OP)
he had a negroni, he had two
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:52:31 PM No.212062976
>>212056071
Very carefully
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:07:40 PM No.212063527
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>>212055907 (OP)
He was going though his photos.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:18:49 PM No.212063918
>>212056071
I thought that's what he was doing in that hexagon. That's why that officer who comes in to give his report looks so uncomfortable.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:19:07 PM No.212063930
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>>212060008
Damn...
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:20:35 PM No.212063970
Played Minesweeper on his suit's on-board computer.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:22:42 PM No.212064035
>>212055907 (OP)
>what does a king do while he's sitting on his throne? does he just sit there?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:47:16 PM No.212064900
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jrytud
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>>212058454
>Dark Vader saw all you podracing Ani posts
My VPNs will protect me, right bros?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:49:38 PM No.212064975
>>212060288
It's remotely controlled by Palpatine.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:52:00 PM No.212065083
>>212063527
There was a time in the late 90s, early 00s that actresses dressed like this for magazines. Now it's 2025 and you got whores like Jennifer Love Hewitt saying it was "degrading".
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:11:26 PM No.212065742
>>212055907 (OP)
sitting probably hurts like hell for him
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:16:58 PM No.212065932
>>212057235
Just because he's a sith doesn't mean you can deadname him
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:17:28 PM No.212065951
>>212055907 (OP)

Vader played Snake on his phone.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:19:27 PM No.212066029
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>>212064900
Bro he has literally thousands of probe droids searching the galaxy...
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:39:02 PM No.212066727
>>212055907 (OP)
Are we finally at the point where we realize ESB is overrated?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:40:55 PM No.212066800
>>212056071
Nuhyehwaddahell
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:43:56 PM No.212066922
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>>212055907 (OP)
Sith excel at waiting for a dramatic reveal.