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Superman 2025
>Superman: "WHERE'S THE DOG, LEX?"
>Lex Luthor: "the dog?"
>Superman: "THE DOG, LUTHOR, YOU TOOK THE DOG!!"
>*Superman flips the table*
>Superman: "WHERE'S THE DOG??!"
>Lex Luthor: "I have no clue what you're talking about."
>Superman: "He's just a dog."
>Lex Luthor: "I dunno what dog you're talking about."
>*Lex Luthor sips Coffee*
>Lex Luthor: "A white dog in a cape."
>Superman: "What did you say?"
>Lex Luthor: "Hmm?"

https://youtube.com/shorts/sL31SYjoktI?si=gXppBIS52ENH84lb
Anonymous No.212058699
Shakesperean
Anonymous No.212058710 >>212072501
>>212058674 (OP)
>capeslop
jeet thread
Anonymous No.212058739
>>212058674 (OP)
>So who talks first? Do I talk first? Do you talk first?
Anonymous No.212058772
>>212058674 (OP)
kino
Anonymous No.212058787 >>212063367 >>212087048 >>212095645
>>212058674 (OP)
>another superman thread
does it not get tiring
Anonymous No.212058832 >>212058939 >>212058976 >>212090682 >>212092528 >>212103648
>>212058674 (OP)
>A white dog in a cape."
He said ugly dog in a cape.
Anonymous No.212058939
>>212058832
He said ugly fag in a cape, he was referring to Superman
Anonymous No.212058950
>>212058674 (OP)
NOT MUH HECKIN FLOOF PUPPERINO!
Anonymous No.212058976 >>212097974
>>212058832
a good doc in a cave?
Anonymous No.212058995 >>212059037 >>212099110
>>212058674 (OP)
casting Hoult is so bizarre
Anonymous No.212059037 >>212068878 >>212086396 >>212098768 >>212099110
>>212058995
Studio execs refuse to cast accurate portrayals for villains because they are (rightly) afraid of portraying villains as powerful, cool, successful, etc.
Anonymous No.212059272
>>212058674 (OP)
Did Gunn write these dialogues?
Anonymous No.212059297 >>212062412
Still better than Save Martha
Anonymous No.212059627 >>212065124
Is the movie any good?
Anonymous No.212061131
THE MARTHADOOOOG
Anonymous No.212061435 >>212061856 >>212061974 >>212062163 >>212062444
Why would he say THE dog and not MY dog?
Anonymous No.212061539
>>212058674 (OP)
They made Superman a Redditor
Anonymous No.212061856
>>212061435
it's not his dog
Anonymous No.212061974 >>212062448
>>212061435
It's Supergirl's dog.
Anonymous No.212062047 >>212081476
This dude looks like a young twink Billy Corgan
Anonymous No.212062053 >>212063073
>>212058674 (OP)
I do kind of like how smug Luthor is.
I like that he has that
>I know you could kill me right now
>but you won't
Very Lex Luthor.
Anonymous No.212062163
>>212061435
Owning other sentient beings is a bit problematic.
Anonymous No.212062197 >>212064094
>>212058674 (OP)
I don’t know why you’re surprised. I knew when Gunn was hired to do this it would have a silly guardians of the galaxy tone only with Superman. I don’t mind corny movies like this with silly dialogue so it’s not a big deal to me. But it is a big deal to jeets who want their Superman to be taken extremely seriously and be grim dark and edgy. But me personally, I’d rather rewatch the guardians trilogy 5 times in a row than rewatch man of steel once. And I’ll bet I’ll be thoroughly entertained for this entire movie, something Man of steel, bvs and justice league failed to achieve
Anonymous No.212062248 >>212062339 >>212063935 >>212085354
Don't you ever get tired of capeshit
Anonymous No.212062303 >>212062709 >>212062803 >>212063046 >>212063724 >>212069088 >>212102591
>all you have to do to appeal to amerimutts is put a dog in danger on film
Gunn understands current year and this meme scene is funny to you but it guarantees normies throw at least a billy at this movie. You have no idea how retarded dog ownership has gone over here in the last decade.
You have:
>treats to buy for them at gas station counters
>an option for them at fast food restaurants
>nearly all patio restaurants invite and allow them
>or i'm going to need to place a carry out order for my dags
>dog parks at le heckin microbreweries
>every dog is an emotional support/service animal
>the you just know white women meme
>dog food you put in the fridge having multiple super bowl ads
>i take my pupperino with me everywhere, they're part of the family
>my good boi gets the separation anxiety
When niggers joke that white people smell (ironic being that they cover up (mix) butt sweat and weave smell with cocoa butter) it is partly because of these jeep worshiping faggots.
Anonymous No.212062339
>>212062248
No we need hundreds more movies in the MCU. We need more funko pops. We need more to keep feeding the masses so they stay away from franchises I actually like.
Anonymous No.212062412
>>212059297
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!?
Anonymous No.212062427
>>212058674 (OP)
Is this the first phase 6 mcu movie?
Anonymous No.212062444
>>212061435
MY WIFE'S DOGSON
Anonymous No.212062448 >>212062515
>>212061974
You just know
Anonymous No.212062515
>>212062448
Well, she did date a horse...
Anonymous No.212062539 >>212062608 >>212062678 >>212071031
>>212058674 (OP)
>WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
says the guy with super hearing…
Anonymous No.212062597
I like that /tv/ is already aware of what the totally organic memes that are going to be used about this movie after release are going to be. You will not be able to go anywhere on the web without hearing about this dog and how he's the best part of the movie (lol).
J. Gunn No.212062608
>>212062539
Ah.. Lex's mug is made of lead chud. Superman can't hear through lead
Anonymous No.212062639
>Superman: "He's just a dog."
*Krypto sheds a tear in his cage and decide that he won't call for help after all*
First step of Luthor's brainwashing of Krypto: Successful
Anonymous No.212062650 >>212063243
>THE DOG, LOSER. YOU TOOK THE DOG.
Superman said calmly
Anonymous No.212062678 >>212062700 >>212062793 >>212062795 >>212062826 >>212062952 >>212063171 >>212065429 >>212065688 >>212070013
>>212062539
Why are you retards almost unanimously getting hung up on this one line? Are you the same poster spamming this everywhere?
Wouldn't any person assume he said it because he heard him and he's taking offense. Like Luthor insulted him to his face. Are you dumb? Are you an ESL? Are you autistic?
Anonymous No.212062698
>>212058674 (OP)
Why do actors nowadays look so uncharismatic?
Even when they're tall, handsome and more, they still look like regular people.
That's sad.
Anonymous No.212062700 >>212062795
>>212062678
>Are you an ESL?
He's a Snyderjeet. What do you think?
Anonymous No.212062709 >>212062803 >>212063499
>>212062303
> Gunn understands current year and this meme scene is funny to you but it guarantees normies throw at least a billy at this movie.
You sound like a faggot reverse shill. Having a little dog in your movie does not guarantee a billion dollar movie. If that were true studios would have put in dog sidekicks long time ago plus the Krypto in Superman is a cgi abomination. Superman will flop at the boxoffice and you retards will retards will feel dumb.
Anonymous No.212062746
>>212058674 (OP)
I JUST LOST MY DAWWWG
NIGGA MY BROTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO CHASE THE BAG
Anonymous No.212062793 >>212062953 >>212062981 >>212063067
>>212062678
>asking someone to repeat themselves is disaplaying a sign of taking offense
You'd have to be low IQ to think this.
Anonymous No.212062795 >>212062981
>>212062678
>>212062700
Hilarious how bringing it gets you angry
Anonymous No.212062803
>>212062303
Modern dog owners are fucked in the head.
>>212062709
Having a dog will get women to go and see it.
Anonymous No.212062826 >>212062981
>>212062678
Then that just makes him look like a hesitant pussy you fucking imbecile
>Someone calls you a faggot to your face
>"W-What did you say?"
It's a trait of a beta fag like you that's what it is
Anonymous No.212062892
>>212058674 (OP)
>THE DOG, LUTHOR
He said "loser."
Anonymous No.212062952
>>212062678
So he has super hearing but he's super dumb? I thought supermans whole bit was being unflappable sweaty.
Anonymous No.212062953
>>212062793
No that's how people talk in real life.
Sometimes it's a legit question sometimes it's : "WTF DID YOU JUST SAY YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA!?"
But you'd have to talk to people to know that
Anonymous No.212062981 >>212063057 >>212063097
>>212062793
>>212062795
>>212062826
Are you really saying that not even once in your life you have ever said "what did you say?" to someone who said something insulting to you? Also Superman is emotional and frustrated in this scene
Anonymous No.212063046 >>212104294
>>212062303
My dog is my property, if my property is getting stolen I would be mad about it regardless if it was my TV or my dog. While you're not wrong about how over the top people have become I understand the sentiment of being mad over your dog missing.
Anonymous No.212063057
>>212062981
No, i just punch them in the throat.
Anonymous No.212063067
>>212062793
you can call it reddit writing but you can't call it unrealistic writing because that's exactly what people do
Anonymous No.212063073
>>212062053
Yeah I thought it was pretty funny. If anything could be decent in a supe adap it's lex
Anonymous No.212063074 >>212063337 >>212081152
Superman is so fucking boring. It'd be more interesting if he wasn't such a god damn boy scout.
Anonymous No.212063097 >>212063185
>>212062981
So he does hear him clearly but tries to intimidate the man with words to the man who didn’t flinch when his desk was thrown across the room?
Anonymous No.212063171
>>212062678
"What did you say" means "Can you please repeat yourself". Not whatever retarded shit you're talking about.
Anonymous No.212063185 >>212063212
>>212063097
Yes, that's the entire point. To show that Superman is completely outmatched in this situation. He has no idea what to do since he can't punch his way out so he resorts to pointless and desperate attempts at intimidation. This scene is supposed to be superman being completely outplayed by someone with no superpowers. It wouldn't give the same impression if you had superman acting calmly and reasonably
Anonymous No.212063212 >>212063255 >>212063286
>>212063185
>he can’t punch his way out
Why not. Think the other poster is right this is a bitch move
Anonymous No.212063243 >>212065169
>>212062650
Why does he look so dirty all the time?
Anonymous No.212063255 >>212063333
>>212063212
Yeah I think Superman should go on a rampage in the city just killing everyone who he suspects took his dog.
Anonymous No.212063284
>>212058674 (OP)
Watdedogdoin?
Anonymous No.212063286 >>212063434
>>212063212
Even if we start discussing what Superman can and cannot do in the scene it would devolve into petty nitpicking. The scene has a clear subtext it wants to communicate to the viewers and it's constructed to do that. Whether or not the viewers (You) are too dumb to understand the subtext is another question entirely.
Anonymous No.212063333 >>212063385 >>212063500
>>212063255
A slap would suffice for talking badly about a dog
Anonymous No.212063337
>>212063074
That's what makes him interesting, but it doesn't work for a blockbuster movie. He's a far better character for a series.
Anonymous No.212063367
>>212058787
Autistic jeets will spam things for months
Anonymous No.212063385 >>212063500 >>212064891 >>212065106
>>212063333
I think Superman is gay as fuck as the hero and should be the villain. He should kill a lot more people.
Anonymous No.212063434 >>212063612
>>212063286
You sound like a Snyderjeet defending Man of Steel.
Anonymous No.212063499
>>212062709
You're acting like it's just a little dog in there for a split second. This thing is going to play a decent role and done in a way that plays on people's emotions (similar to I Am Legend). Again, we are in a different phase of culture when it comes to man's best friend. I shan't be watching but you'll see how people eat it up and how Krypto is used in post release marketing/memery.
Anonymous No.212063500 >>212063533 >>212063586
>>212063333
That would be more bad publicity. The entire movie is built around this conflict of Superman being misrepresented despite doing the right thing. Him being powerless to use violence because of his principles and larger struggles makes sense. The conflict comes from him having to adhere to his principles while battling public opinion and being tested to his limit.
>>212063385
Holy retard
Anonymous No.212063533
>>212063500
>Holy retard
No, that's you for watching capeshit.
Anonymous No.212063586
>>212063500
>That would be more bad publicity.
Him showing up and destroying the building, throwing the desk out of the window, possibly killing someone below, isn't bad?
Anonymous No.212063595
>>212058674 (OP)
>Alien supergod turns up at your office ranting and raving about something
>sips while staring him in the eye

I'm team Luthor
Anonymous No.212063612 >>212063683
>>212063434
I'm not defending anything. I'm not interested in the movie and I don't think I'm the target audience. But you're misrepresenting it for no reason. Act like a retard and you'll be called a retard
Anonymous No.212063683 >>212063777
>>212063612
>I'm not defending anything.
Except for all those posts about you defending the scene in question.
Anonymous No.212063700 >>212071827 >>212097916 >>212099428 >>212107888
>>212058674 (OP)
WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE DONE:
>ENTERS, aggressively is absolutely fine.
>Asks where the dog is, initially aggressive is absolutely fine too
>Lex says "What dog?"
>Grab desk with both hands at the middle and tear it like a book opening, causing there to be a now direct path to Lex
> "You know. Last chance."
>Lex will then say some variation of "I don't know what you are talking about"
>Approach him and place your palm on his bald head, gripping it
>Fly out the window and fly around the city while he dangles from his head.
Anonymous No.212063724
>>212062303
>says the nigger word
JANNIES ARREST THIS MAN!
Anonymous No.212063777
>>212063683
Because I'm interested in writing and I'm tired of reading that memebrained cope for the 1000th time on this board
Anonymous No.212063800 >>212063835 >>212063879 >>212064014 >>212099474
You just know modern /tv/ is infested with thirdies because half the posters ITT can't understand loving a dog.
Anonymous No.212063835
>>212063800
It isn't about the dog, or loving a dog, but about the scene looking horrible, the acting awful, and lines cringe. It is also very un-Supermanny the way the character is acting.
Anonymous No.212063879
>>212063800
>You just know modern /tv/ is infested with thirdies
That's everything now. Not just this board or even website. We really need a great firewall preventing indians and canadians from accessing our world wide web. It should be the American Wide Web.
Anonymous No.212063935 >>212063972
>>212062248
Do you get tired of dramashit?
Anonymous No.212063972
>>212063935
>Do you get tired of dramashit?
No. Life is a drama. Take drama out of movies and you have no movies.
Anonymous No.212063998
>>212058674 (OP)
>okay so if you don’t tell me what I want to know I’m going to use my laser vision to make you a quadriplegic then I’ll get started on microsurgery on your brain and I’ll laser out any good memory you ever had right through your eye lenses. Afterwards if you still don’t acquiesce I’ll put you in a little rectangle in space forever until you go insane. And I’ll also rape you.

Your response?
Anonymous No.212064014
>>212063800
I agree with you this place is filled with pakis but I doubt they also lurk /co/. I think it’s autists. Pakis don’t converse they just want (You)s
Anonymous No.212064065 >>212064087 >>212064098
>>212058674 (OP)
>>Superman: "What did you say?"

Doesn't Superman have super hearing?
Anonymous No.212064087
>>212064065
He also has super diarrhea.
Anonymous No.212064094
>>212062197
Gunn is the most edgy director in Hollywood.
>Superman eats poop lol
Anonymous No.212064098 >>212064133
>>212064065
Pls read the thread there is a several post argument going on
Anonymous No.212064133 >>212064425 >>212064501
>>212064098
I don't have time to sift through channer faggotry
Anonymous No.212064163
>>212058674 (OP)
This piece of shit is going to make a trillion dollars
Anonymous No.212064193 >>212064259
>>212058674 (OP)
Sipping a mug is on the same level as eating an apple.
Lazy writing by retards.
Anonymous No.212064220
>GIVE ME BACK MY PUPPER
Anonymous No.212064259 >>212064277
>>212064193
It's clearly apple juice.
Anonymous No.212064277
>>212064259
heh
Anonymous No.212064305
>>212058674 (OP)
Hopeslop.
Anonymous No.212064385 >>212098223
>>212058674 (OP)
WHERES THE GOD, LUTHER?
Anonymous No.212064425
>>212064133
Based and 'TLDR' pilled.
Anonymous No.212064501 >>212064625
>>212064133
>I don’t have time
You’re on 4chan. You are telling lies to yourself here
Anonymous No.212064625
>>212064501
His phone battery is dying and he needs to trek through 10 miles of human and cow shit on foot to charge his phone at his local shop.
Anonymous No.212064654
>stupid corny dog and hashtag shit
>but also panty
I don't know what to think of this movie
What are the odds we're going to get a split second of Ms. Teschmacher anus?
Anonymous No.212064723
Snyderjeets crashing out
Anonymous No.212064891 >>212064959
>>212063385
18+, you fucking brown retard
Anonymous No.212064897 >>212064973
>panty
just like that snyderjeets converted
Anonymous No.212064959
>>212064891
You're the man-child retard for giving two shits about any capeshit, period. Real white people don't watch this garbage. But go on show me your dunko pop collection
Anonymous No.212064973
>>212064897
>converted
Indians are the ones shilling this movie
Anonymous No.212064993 >>212065139
Why does Gunn make jeets so mad?
Anonymous No.212065060
>>212058674 (OP)
Some guy got paid millions of dollars from his relative to write that scene...
Anonymous No.212065106
>>212063385
This. Superman is a boring mary-sue.
Anonymous No.212065124
>>212059627
One of the best movies in years
Anonymous No.212065125
>>212058674 (OP)
Lex, return my invincible super dog...
Anonymous No.212065139
>>212064993
This movie is for jeets, you even have a jeet saving Superman.
Anonymous No.212065169
>>212063243
He just saved jeetistan in an early scene from luthor
Anonymous No.212065362
>>212058674 (OP)
>/shorts/
No thanks
Anonymous No.212065429 >>212065688 >>212066380
>>212062678
>Are you dumb? Are you an ESL? Are you autistic?
all of the above
Anonymous No.212065589
>>212058674 (OP)
This is almost memeable but needs something more
Anonymous No.212065688
>>212062678
oh oh, the shills are getting angry
>>212065429
gunnshills gettin desperate kek
Anonymous No.212066320 >>212066394
>>212058674 (OP)
why does he keep calling him a loser? I get he’s mad but crashing out and name calling isn’t very superman
Anonymous No.212066380
>>212065429
Gunn only writes for morons because he writes movies for himself.
Anonymous No.212066394 >>212066596
>>212066320
shut up benchod, superman would rape your mother fucker
Anonymous No.212066596
>>212066394
vite devil fuck you bloody
Anonymous No.212066695 >>212070692
Anonymous No.212068878
>>212059037
well that just might be the most retarded thing i read today
Anonymous No.212069088
>>212062303
>america
>america
>america
Anonymous No.212069244 >>212069294 >>212071471 >>212071855
>>212058674 (OP)
>Oh no!
>The character made for children starring in a movie made for children is childish!
Capesloppers either need to accept that they like comic books for children or move on.
Trying to make a strongman that flies super gritty and downbeat is pathetic.
Anonymous No.212069294
>>212069244
this movie is for manchildren thoughbiet
Anonymous No.212069379
I'M A SURGEON
I'M A SURGEON
I'M A SURGEON
Anonymous No.212069812 >>212070014
Honestly IDC about capeshit but I hope this movie is a hit because it would be funny to watch the seethe.
Anonymous No.212070013 >>212070062
>>212062678
You're watching an elaborate bit of kabuki theater orchestrated from a shilling team in Mumbai.

Warner has learned to play this board like a fiddle. It doesn't matter what the controversy is about. Just that there is controversy and therefore engagement. Even by responding to this I am doing their work for them, for free.
Anonymous No.212070014
>>212069812
yup, yup. As an unbiased non-shill, I actually hope the shilling works because people who don't like shilling getting mad is funny!
Anonymous No.212070062
>>212070013
Gunnjeets spamming this board with every supersaar article and tv spots is so blatant it is not even funny.
Anonymous No.212070504
>>212058674 (OP)
Kek you got filtered by capeslop
Anonymous No.212070692 >>212078645 >>212080495
>>212066695
it's not a kangaroo, it's a kanga
Anonymous No.212070764
>>212058674 (OP)
Bendis?
Anonymous No.212071031
>>212062539
>doesn't know how that phrase works
It's an audible reaction instead of physical or emotional. Any retard with one braincell knows that so it really says a lot about how retarded you are.
Anonymous No.212071471
>>212069244
the movie is for extremely low IQ reddit manchildren who don't know how to interact with other human beans. The 1978 movie was for children.
Anonymous No.212071827
>>212063700
>intent is to threaten lex
>pop his head like an egg
oops, lol, lmao
Anonymous No.212071855
>>212069244
this movie was made for eric butt audience
Anonymous No.212071927
>>212058674 (OP)
Worse writing than gaylord's comic.
Anonymous No.212072501
>>212058710
I regret not listening to this anon..
Anonymous No.212074849 >>212075016
>>212058674 (OP)
>Judge Dredd: I should've put you down myself... personally
>Rico: You Know I never understood that. Why did you judge me? Why did you judge me?
>Judge Dredd: You killed innocent people.
>Rico: A means to an end!
>Judge Dredd: You started a massacre!
>Rico: I caused a revolution!
>Judge Dredd: YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!
>Rico: LAWWWWWW!
Anonymous No.212075016
>>212074849
That was actually kino, if only Sly kept the helmet that movie would be a 10/10
Anonymous No.212077337
>>212058674 (OP)
Nolan, Goyer, and Snyder sought to create a genuine kino. This is just reactionary mcu slop to be forgotten with 95% of other capeflicks. It’s a caricature of what Gunn was should’ve actually deliver.
Anonymous No.212078645
>>212070692
I know. But kangaroo sounded funnier.
Anonymous No.212079844
it looks light and fun which is what i remember the comics being when i was a kid
Anonymous No.212080495
>>212070692
>google kanga
>discover the coolest thing in the world
I need one. As a grown man it's the first time I nearly said "aww" in my life, those things are adorable, they are the grandkids I will never have.
Anonymous No.212080707 >>212080958 >>212081087 >>212102620
>>212058674 (OP)
Why can’t anyone get Lex Luthor right? The animated series nailed him, is it really that hard to translate that to a movie?
Anonymous No.212080958 >>212081028 >>212081237
>>212080707
It's young lex. It's pretty close lex would be more of a arrogant ass at that age.old lex is nailed down in Superman and Lois. He's still smarmy but sadistic. He's the smartest man on the planet and he knows it. Everyone but Superman and Batman are moving in slow motion to him he's a living super computer
Anonymous No.212081028 >>212081172 >>212081172 >>212081172 >>212081237
>>212080958
This one at least resembles Lex personality wise and physically wise.
We had fuckin Eisenberg for a decade.
Anonymous No.212081087
>>212080707
Because the animation didn't need to make tons of money and appeal to fans. Movies needs to appeal to normies so they get actors that are hot at the moment and give them characters written by yes men (like Gunn) and approved by a committee
Anonymous No.212081091
>>212058674 (OP)
>Superman getting hyperemotional like a bitch
pic related
Anonymous No.212081152
>>212063074
Superman is boring, Clark Kent isn’t. All of these movies suck because they think audiences want another 90 minutes of a dude flying around beating monsters up in a cgi slopfest when letting Clark Kent run around metropolis being a schizo would be 1000x more entertaining.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nprJvYKz3QQ&pp=ygURbG9pcyBndW4gc3VwZXJtYW4%3D
Anonymous No.212081172 >>212081237
>>212081028
>>212081028
>>212081028
Yeah I think he figured lex out judging by the interview. The only rival lex knew was his father who abused him. Superman is his only rival in his mind. He's a threat. It's pretty basic then you build layers. Lex has always been a great character.
Anonymous No.212081237 >>212081388
>>212081028
>>212080958
>>212081172
Young Lex had hair, faggots.
Anonymous No.212081267 >>212081517
APOLOGIZE
Anonymous No.212081359 >>212081581
Anonymous No.212081388 >>212081651
>>212081237
>gives old Lex hair
>makes young Lex bald
Anonymous No.212081476
>>212062047
probably after getting buccal fat removed
Anonymous No.212081517 >>212087086
>>212081267
No, pedo.
Anonymous No.212081581
>>212081359
The crateelr is straight up Osiris who Superman is partially based on
Anonymous No.212081651 >>212098219 >>212102684
>>212081388
This movie got Superman and everything around him 200% right except for Lex. It's the only crack in this perfect diamond.
Anonymous No.212084439
The rest of the scene dropped
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MZMx2D1RY-0
Anonymous No.212085283
>>212058674 (OP)
WTF I love Gunn's Superman now???
Anonymous No.212085354 >>212093867
>>212062248
I don't watch capeshit, but I browse capeshit threads regularly for some reason.
Anonymous No.212086396
>>212059037
Have you seen Luthor in the film? He fucks with Superman without even blinking
Anonymous No.212086624
memes aside hoult seems great as luthor desu
Anonymous No.212086745
>>212058674 (OP)
>*shluuuuurp*
>Oh my god Superman, this coffee!
Anonymous No.212087048
>>212058787
bro im making 2000 ruppees per post, every day until the movie comes out!
Anonymous No.212087086
>>212081517
Gunn didn't direct this one thoughbiet
Anonymous No.212087174
Why doesn't Superman just use his superhearing and xray vision to find a dog?
Anonymous No.212087208 >>212087617
Finally, the chud Lex we deserve. He'll probably be the best since Kevin Spacey.
Anonymous No.212087617 >>212087785
>>212087208
This is a pretty desperate campaign to make Lex look good
Anonymous No.212087785
>>212087617
not hard when your competition is a whiner jew the Hoult, ironically enough the actor is british. Why would Gunnjeet do this him...
Anonymous No.212089864
>>212058674 (OP)
Anonymous No.212090682
>>212058832
He said ugly kike, actually
Anonymous No.212092127
you'regaslightingme!.png
Anonymous No.212092528
>>212058832
I heard ugly frog at the cape
Anonymous No.212093562
>>212058674 (OP)
Am I the only one who hears "I don't know what you're dogging about"?
Anonymous No.212093867
>>212085354
cause capeshit threads are for shitposting, you don't really need to watch the movies
Anonymous No.212095645
>>212058787
There are 1.4 billion of these "people". Just be glad the whole board isn't Superman threads at this point.
Anonymous No.212097916
>>212063700
>Calmly open the door
>"Hey lex can we talk"
>A single thin red bean fires from my eyes penetrating his heart
>Lex acts normal at first but then starts convulsing
>"Are you ok lex? Is something wrong? Oh no he needs a doctor!"
>Approach him and place my palm on his bald head, gripping it
>Fly out the window and fly around the city while he dangles from his head.
Anonymous No.212097974
>>212058976
monkey-fighting snakes on a monday to friday plane?
Anonymous No.212098058
Do you think if they did a shot of nuSuperman shitting in the street the Snyder fans would suddenly change sides?
Anonymous No.212098134
Sounds like this.
Embarrassing.
Anonymous No.212098219
>>212081651
Bizzaro think you am smart
Anonymous No.212098223 >>212098486
>>212064385
Anonymous No.212098486
>>212098223
I unironically crie everytiem, 10/10 kids movie
Anonymous No.212098768 >>212099308
>>212059037
>because they are (rightly) afraid of portraying villains as powerful, cool, successful, etc.
pathetic excuse. villains being all those things only enhance the story and make your hero more powerful/impactful.
if they are worried that people will like the villains, that's entirely a skill issue.
although there will always be people who will relate to a villain or just like the villain because he is cool. if you tell the story right you should have no problem getting most of the audience to hate him.
Anonymous No.212099110 >>212102480
>>212058995
>>212059037

Have you guys never seen Skins? The original U.K. version of Skins? Hoult played some sort of sociopathic psycho or something like that until he got mindbroken by some guys out on revenge on him for hurting his sister, I think.
Anonymous No.212099308 >>212100000
>>212098768

Then should have turned Lex Luthor into a dumbass, college dropout, loser who is paranoid and hates both the woke, Leftist, always drunk and eating tofu, college graduate Democrats who drove him out and the antiwoke YouTube e-celebs who complain and whine endlessly about woke shit. That would get the audience to hate him.
Anonymous No.212099332
>>212058674 (OP)
This looks comically bad, wth
Anonymous No.212099428
>>212063700

Then Lex Luthor finally returns the dog after Eve Tessmacher is finished with it and the dog happens to be dead.
Anonymous No.212099474
>>212063800

Then this scene will not make sense to all the Muslims since their Holy Book says to hate dogs or something along those lines.
Anonymous No.212100000 >>212100271
>>212099308
you don't understand anon.
he still has to be a genius, he still has to have qualities that will make him dangerous to superman(extremely strong indestructible alien).
those qualities of being a genius and being able to go toe to toe with superman would make him extremely likable and relatable to anyone who is a college dropout, hates woke, hates anti work, likes tofu, etc etc.

as I said before. you can't get everyone to hate a character and also have him be a proper antagonist. there will always be some who like the antagonist for limitless reasons.
the very fact that he as a human is able to challenge someone/something like superman already makes him awesome to many.

asking for all the audience to despise everything about the antagonist is an unfair and a ridiculous demand.
Anonymous No.212100271 >>212102368
>>212100000

Not trying to be racist, but they should have gender and race switched Lex Luthor to be a Black American woman who is a genius and makes her own powered armor.
Anonymous No.212100694 >>212101056 >>212104396
Is it true that behind every Snyder hater claiming only jeets like him there's a falsefagging pajeet?
Anonymous No.212100947 >>212102626
I won't be watching
Anonymous No.212100978
Keep your basedman, I'll watch MoS the 11th.
Anonymous No.212101056 >>212102146 >>212104396
>>212100694
I think it is time to come to terms with the fact that both gunnfags and snyderfags are all mostly jeets.
Anonymous No.212102146 >>212102327 >>212103454
>>212101056

4chan needs to do more in warning people away from India so that nobody visits that country. But there is also a billion of these pajeets so Hollywood will keep making movies to appeal to these people.
Anonymous No.212102327 >>212106667
>>212102146
Anonymous No.212102368 >>212106667
>>212100271
Amanda Waller already fills that role
Anonymous No.212102480
>>212099110
>until he got mindbroken by some guys out on revenge on him for hurting his sister, I think.
He got hit by a bus.
Anonymous No.212102538
I will never stop laughing at /tv/ pakis when this movie succeedd. The amount of seethe it already causes, even twitter snyderfags aren't this mindbroken
Anonymous No.212102570
This movie sounds shit
Anonymous No.212102591
>>212062303
I love my dog because it loves me. No one else has ever loved me, so why wouldn't I treat it well?
Anonymous No.212102620 >>212102631
>>212080707
The animated series and other cartoons had Lex as a suave Greek with a smooth and deep voice who was just as built as Superman. Having a pasty British autist twink just doesn’t have the same sharpness to it.
Anonymous No.212102626
>>212100947
Why spam fake pix?
Anonymous No.212102631
>>212102620
This.
Anonymous No.212102643
>>212058674 (OP)
I finally watched this scene and I don't get it. Is it just because he's shouting? His acting is fine there's even a brief moment where you can tell he realizes it's not working and tries to cool himself down and try another approach.
Anonymous No.212102684 >>212102746 >>212102853
>>212081651
The movies were in a tricky position with Luthor because he had no real angle pre-Crusis. He was just a bald mad scientist who hated Superman for making him bald when an experiment he did in a lab Superman built for him went wrong. His ongoing goals were just to get rich and prove his smarts
Anonymous No.212102729
Why is Superman so emotional?

Why is Lex Luthor some Scott Pilgrim teenager?
Anonymous No.212102746
>>212102684
Stealing a man's hair is a serious crime.
Anonymous No.212102753 >>212102805 >>212103532
This scene would work if Superman didn’t yell. Let him speak deep and sternly but never yell. Also remove talking into the mug and the jarring camera work at the beginning. I’m with the other anons in saying they should’ve done their best to match the animated series. Gunn has fucked up Superman’s character.
Anonymous No.212102805
>>212102753
he was fairly composed in the animated series but I recall him being kind of a hothead in justice league
Anonymous No.212102853
>>212102684

Somebody posted the video clip from YouTube and the reason why Lex Luthor was working in his lab was to create an antidote that would render kryptonite powerless so it doesn't harm Superman as a way to thank Superman for building the lab.
Anonymous No.212103077 >>212104438 >>212106973
gunnbros...
dogbros...
Anonymous No.212103380
>>212058674 (OP)
Hate to say it but... Snyder won
Anonymous No.212103454 >>212106667
>>212102146
Fuck I just watched this girl yesterday lmao

She was so lucky to dodge like 3 different potential gang rapes. Accidental horror kino.
Anonymous No.212103532 >>212103577
>>212102753
Superman is not batman
Anonymous No.212103540
Who the fuck wants some faggot dog in their superman film? Totally gay boomer bs
Anonymous No.212103577 >>212103691
>>212103532
Superman is not a manchild
Anonymous No.212103601
>>212058674 (OP)
what da dog doin?
Anonymous No.212103648
>>212058832
No, it actually was "clumsy god in a cape". How do you respond to that without sounding mad, though?
Anonymous No.212103654
Krypto in the movie is a fucking retarded idea.
Anonymous No.212103691
>>212103577
he's pretty hotheaded in most incarnations desu. not so much in the Reeve movies. was kind of in the middle in his own show but then later in the timmverse he was frequently an angry retard and batman had to calm him down.
Anonymous No.212104272 >>212104654 >>212104872
>Snyder fans will defend this
Anonymous No.212104294
>>212063046
The issue is that people get as mad about a dog getting stolen as a child getting kidnapped. It's fine if it's on the same level as some cocksucker breaking into your car, it's quite another if you are so delusional that you think of your pet like a baby.
Anonymous No.212104396
>>212100694
>>212101056
Maybe Supermanfags in general are just jeets.
Anonymous No.212104438
>>212103077
>bald cat
Luthor...
Anonymous No.212104654 >>212104694 >>212106657
>>212104272
The wall comes for us all
Anonymous No.212104694 >>212105045
>>212104654
Not Clint
Anonymous No.212104807 >>212104893 >>212107000
I hope this movie makes a billy and a half just to see you people lose your minds with anger.
>it had to make two billion just to break even with the marketing
Anonymous No.212104872
>>212104272
I didn't realize 2016 and 2025 were actually the same year
Anonymous No.212104893
>>212104807
it's not even going to make as much as MoS

cap this post
Anonymous No.212105045
>>212104694
No, the plow came for him.
Anonymous No.212106657
>>212104654
40 year old neet been fucking fresh out of highschool sideways yellow pussy at University of California irvine in Southern California for 20 years now, planning on doing it another 20 years, without giving them a dollar. Being 6'3 and white is all you need whereas woman are in freefall after highschool.
Anonymous No.212106667
>>212103454
>>212102327


Superman should do the needful and just drop nuke on India unless Rorschach wants the job of cleaning up India.

>>212102368

Was thinking of Riri Williams since she is currently making everyone go REEEEEEEEE!!!
Anonymous No.212106825
>>212058674 (OP)
>Takes the mug from the table before Supes can throw it away
Chuckle-worthy
Anonymous No.212106942
>>212058674 (OP)
>Movie that's already crammed with too many plot threads now adds "Lex Luthor stole Superman's dog" to it repertoire
This is the new TASM2
Anonymous No.212106973
>>212103077
cato caca is sacred to gunnjeets, they ain't worried
Anonymous No.212107000
>>212104807
I am sure thats the only reason shill, probably start looking for another shill job, marvels probably hiring
Anonymous No.212107338
>>212058674 (OP)
WHERE'S THE SNEED LUTHOR
Anonymous No.212107888
>>212063700
WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE REALLY DONE
>CALMLY arrive at lex corp HQ
>ask the receptionist POLITELY to pencil him in for a meeting
>wait patiently in the lobby
>when its his turn, thank the receptionist for her time
>take the elevator up to luther's office
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
Anonymous No.212109130
Gunnxisters, they keep making fun of our movies. This will not stand.