Why not more sword and sorcery films, like Conan the Barbarian?

>>212061574 (OP)
because we're not a based culture anymore

>>212061574 (OP)
the people who make movies don't find strength appealing

Maybe it's just that thing where you're genetically programmed to find 90% of women attractive but that woman seems like she's way too attractive to be seen near either of those guys

Nice tush, toots

>>212061574 (OP)
she deserves better than a nerd bf

>>212061644
She's probably got a weird face and strangely shaped boobs.

>>212061574 (OP)
Das the onion booty

>>212061644
I was thinking the same thing too. Like maybe it’s just her nice butt and she has an butt ugly face but still.

>>212061644
There’s a lot of “mid” women with nice bodies that most men ignore.

>>212061707
true she probably got a pair of kiwi fruits at the end of tube socks or somethin up there. Still though, great ass

>>212061811
I don't ignore them, I leer at them filled with lust until they avert their eyes and leave the area.

>>212061811
That's just because when you meet the right person you expect them to act like a character in a RomCom and they're not going to.
You gotta throw your tongue down their throat sometimes. Especially with this up and coming generation of men.

>>212061902

>>212061713
imagine the smell

>>212061664
>>212061688
>>212061707
>>212061713
>>212061752
>>212061811
New fags. It’s a guy, lurk moar.

>>212061644
It's quite common for a reasonably attractive girl to hang out with nerds like this. She could be just another girl in a group or the alpha stacy centre of attention in a group of nerds. Every early e-girl/gamer girl was basically this, like shoeonhead or lindsay ellis or whatever.

>>212062162
Newfag is one word

>>212061811
It's not the 90s anymore gramps.

>>212061811
You're overweight, not thick. Your body is not nice.

>>212062162
>New fags
>lurk moar.
the irony

>>212062162
>he thinks a man could have hips like that
you've never met a woman in real life

It's one of the most squandered genres for how relatively cheap it can be to film
The only truly great S&S movie is the first Conan the Barbarian. Everything else is at best solid. But so many mediocre movies soured people on the genre

>>212062162
What? You can find her face online. All 3 are a bunch of nerds. She has a big jew nose and a homely face. Tits are fine though.

genreplebs are a blight

>>212061644
>that woman seems like she's way too attractive to be seen near either of those guys
And yet, she is hanging out with them, doing goofy pictures and having fun. It's almost like you are projecting your own insecurities on them, isn't it?

>>212061644
skill issue
git gud faggot

>>212063575
...she's perfect.

>>212063575
post

>>212061644
>what she looks like from the front

>>212061644
1. Just because she's hanging out doesn't mean she is fucking those two.
2. Walk outside and you would probably be blown away the difference between the looks in men and women who are dating. The bar is pretty low for men right now, you just spend too much time in this demoralizing hell hole. Get a job, a car (preferably a truck) and a place to live, you've pretty much won the battle. Just don't a sperg.

>>212061574 (OP)
Name of that nice piece of ass?

>>212063926
>Get a job, a car (preferably a truck) and a place to live,
In this economy?
Fuck man, maybe I'll be able to afford a house at 45 if I'm lucky.

>>212061574 (OP)
imagine the warm poos that bum pushes out

>>212064814
It's an interesting discussion.

>>212064922
I wouldn't go that far

Too racist

>>212064782
By place to live, I meant no roommates or parents basement. Also, this demoralization hellhole ignores the fact that most houses are bought by couples. Not one person.

>>212065530
>most houses are bought by couples
"educated" couples working bullshit jobs who won't be able to afford children

>>212061644
women look inherently better than men even if they have the same genes. But also that position creates the illusion of a super wide pelvis by doubling the difference between the waist and the hips on one side and she also rotated her torso to make her shoulders appear narrower

>>212063651
Crom doesn't even bless his followers so why should I listen to him

>>212065757
sounds like you're bitter that you're wagecucking as a cashier or some other shitty job kek

Bros, Flesh and Blood was an enormously compelling movie.

Interesting to see that Rutger Hauer hated it, I thought his performance was decent if a little understated.

>>212066758
sounds like you're making shit up. Even if you make more than a cashier, you are still an expendable wagecuck in the end. Only the billionaires matter.

>>212061574 (OP)
Will one of you faggots please post the book cover this image is based on?

>pic unrelated

>>212063926
>Get a job, a car (preferably a truck) and a place to live
you say that like these are easy things to have

>dude just a get a job
job market is horrible right now
>dude just have your own place
rent is insanely expensive right now
>dude just get a car
again, also extremely expensive

this isn't me being whiny or entitled either, objectively speaking, young millennials and gen z are in the worst economic situation since the great depression

>>212061644
i'm not saying she's actually unattractive but she is very attractive in this pic because of the pose. female hips (and lower backs if you're a chad) are attractive on a primal level and she is really showing them off, her hair is cute, and she's not fat.

they would be too expensive today and there's no real market for mid-tier trashy B stuff like this. Where would it go? Direct to Tubi?

>>212061574 (OP)
Because we can't have nice things now.

>>212067121
you can keep telling yourself it's everyone else's fault but the fact is if you still live with your parents after a certain age it's just pathetic and sad and most importantly it's your fault for being a loser

>>212061644
I know exactly what you mean, I saw the picture and I was thinking how inherently sexualized the girl in comparison to the average dudes that incite no emotion despite the fact that objectivelly the dudes are as naked as she is and her physique is also average
I have a hard time believing a straight woman or a gay man would see this scene differently despite knowing its probably the case

i appreciate the recent sword and sorcery threads and discussion's

>>212061644
A girl rejected me and a week later was dating some lanky balding nerd looking faggot over me. The thing is we never "dated" but we did make out here and there and she is an easy 8/10 slut. Everyone always compliments her eyes and she is out of his league yet she is with him, I don't fucking get it. She likes rough aggressive shit and she's with a spineless simp

>>212067525
Know where you're posting retard. Trying to flex on here automatically outs you as a loser, as you would have better places to flex if you weren't a loser.

>>212067801
>got cucked by some lanky balding nerd looking faggot
christ, i can only imagine what you must look like then

>>212067189
The GFC was way fucking worse. It's not even the same sport.

>>212068148
I look fine, I'm more attractive than him the thing is there is an age gap that she mentioned to her friends made her uncomfortable. it's only 8 years but still felt like she purposely got with this faggot just to convince herself that she can be in a relationship

>>212061574 (OP)
Jesus Christ that’s a great turdcutter and hips and overall back view

>>212068291
>delusional oldfag thinks he looks better than "the kid" a girl is with
lol
lmao

So…. Sauce?

>>212061574 (OP)
because no one is making them

>>212068440
I'm not the one balding at 23 and he's a clueless cuck that doesn't know she talks to like 4 other dudes and meets up with them to smoke weed.

>>212068462
Nobody gives sauce or posts a different picture from the film. Why? Cause it’s a tranny. You’re posting in a bait thread and you exposed yourself as gay.

That pic is 30 years old T_T

>>212068756
Do you think hes fucking her while you post about him?

>>212063900
If that's the girl in OP I absolutely would.

>>212068756
>>he's a clueless cuck that doesn't know she talks to like 4 other dudes and meets up with them to smoke weed.
>he knows this and still tried to get with her
>and he lost even at that to a "clueless cuck"
If i was an autorney i'd be sewing your mouth shut right about now anon. the more i hear of this story, the worse it gets

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>>212062162
Excellent bait, have a (you).

>>212067525
Why would you want to blow 75% of your paycheck on rent?

>>212061574 (OP)
This ass is an AI woman got added to a fantasy setting right? I swear a nerd like this WOULD get an 11/10 girlfriend its always these random weird pirate nerds that attracts that mindblower for some reason.

>>212063900
Only a true faggot would pass her up

>>212061574 (OP)
Why not more English lessons, ranjeesh?

>>212068959
>>212068982
I knew she was a slut but it was fun smoking with her and making out, out of nowhere she just cold shouldered me and said the age gap was a problem when 4 months before that she didn't give a shit, and no, the dude is not fucking her, I doubt he's even made out with her. He's a clueless cuck virgin

>>212069485
you're weepy eyed simping over some broad you didn't even fuck after 4 months. let's be real here, there's more than one clueless cuck in this situation.

>>212069485
Anon, it means you did not try and move things past making out. Either that or you were too spergy. The door was open, you were too much of a wimp, so the door shut

If a girl makes out with you it means she is willing to fuck you that same night, it just depends on how pushy you are. You gave up or listened to her saying no, which was not a real no

That bald dude most likely is not a wimp like you

I don't know how /tv/ is consistently all newfaggots without this board dying.

>this thread

rangeban all India IPs

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>>212067801
From an evolutionary standpoint a dweeb is the best option for a woman using a dualistic mating strategy since he lacks the social awareness to detect the subtle signs of infidelity and the masculinity to mate guard.

>>212070274
Thank you Saaar!

>>212070284
>From an evolutionary standpoint
From an evolutionary standpoint, the only thing that matters is producing offspring.
The "beta bux" strategy of modern women is a manifestation of the psychology of modern woman. Has little to do with evolutionary science.

>>212070284
This, dude said she talks to like 4 other dudes and smokes weed. Whoever the doormat she is with now makes it easy for her to do whatever the fuck she wants cause she know he won't ever talk back to her or tell her no

>>212070284
>>212067801
Why are women like this?
>LOL I can't stand being "alone" I need to find anyone I can call my boyfriend even if I don't like him

>>212061644
She has a nice back and anus housing.

>>212064814
>>212064922
>>212065447
good morning sir

>>212061574 (OP)
Nice Rogue homage

>>212062162
(you) silly boy, that's the other one

is highlander s&s? downloading movies for a marathon atm

>>212067189
Nta but
>Get a job, a car (preferably a truck) and a place to live
>>you say that like these are easy things to have
Yes. Very easy.
>dude just a get a job
>>job market is horrible right now
Which market do you work in? Most trades are starving for journeymen. Construction is always hiring and pays well, and allows you to get apprenticeships in carpentry, plumbing, etc.
>dude just have your own place
rent is insanely expensive right now
Where do you live? In oregon, a very expensive state, you can find a two bed with a garage duplex for $1300.
>dude just get a car
again, also extremely expensive
Buy a beater truck or car for $500, to get to and from work.

>>212061644
impressive butt for sure, bet she could squeeze out a half-gallon, maybe more of shit in one go, but in 2025 that won't get you far.

>>212061902
Based woman frightener.

>>212062162
this post was made by a discord tranny trying to psy-op people into believing that real women are actually trannies so that men will think that trannies are more female-looking than they actually are so that these men will be more likely to look up trannies to jerk off to.

in reality this woman is part of a group of nerds who recreated a bunch of illustrations by frank franzetta. there aren't any other good pictures but she's clearly female and the pics were clearly taken before peak widespread insanity in 2016-2020
https://www.flickr.com/photos/lacriatura/3689964989/

>>212068756
It's a real mystery why she'd pick the young dude over an old loser grandma like you.

>>212069485
Holy shit you're such a fucking loser and projecting it onto this other dude.

>>212061574 (OP)
for real though who is the girl

>>212061574 (OP)
Because there was a decade full of Sword & Sorcery films and they were all crap. Conan was a sui generis pearl, partly explains why it is the only S&S film remembered to day.

>>212072410
see >>212071971
there's only a couple of other pics of her, none show off her body as well.

>>212072499
Anon you're not as smart as you think. Conan is based I don't want that to be confused with me acknowledging you're a dumb fuck.

>>212061644
She's out of YOUR league, not their's

>>212061574 (OP)
>>212070274
HOLY FUCKING SOVL

>>212061574 (OP)
Based board hopper >>>76310726 coffee is not good for you though

>>212067801
>we never 'dated' just 'made out'
there's your problem anon. you didn't lock her down so she went off to cuck you. You needed to start securing her. Should've grabbed her throat a few times while making out or when you cuddle sit behind her and wrap your arms around her throat and squeeze and say possessive shit.

>>212071381
idiot

>>212068291
you sound pathetic dude, listen to yourself.
it's a fucking archetype, imagine an old hag seething that a "young bimbo" has the young guy she likes.
fucking grow up you sad cunt

>>212067189
20 years will pass you by in a flash if you keep waiting round for the right time.
my life has been fucking miserable and it's only going to get worse, the only future plans I have is a rough idea that I should seek risky activities until I invariably die.
i clearly have been fucking cursed in this life or that every decision I ever made was completely wrong because everything is fucking horrible

>>212063926
>go outside
>look around
>wtf women are more attractive to me than men?
Retarded feminist (excuse the redundancy).

>>212061644
Understandable feeling, social media will do that to you

>>212072591
Watched farewell to the king recently, it could have been so much better, good concept and actors, location, but pacing and editing was off. Looked through Milius' film list and nothing stands out - Conan was his masterpiece but somehow nothing else ever came close.
It's nearly a perfect film, regardless of what the masses of npcs think of it.
How did he have such drive and vision to make it, like it was his singular purpose?
Or was he blacklisted after that?

>>212074062
>was he blacklisted after that?
it was this

>>212071064
>From an evolutionary standpoint, the only thing that matters is producing offspring.
Offspring who survive to reproduce themselves. If you have kids with chad but chad doesn't help feed them, your undernourished kids won't be chad but a loser with dark triad traits.

Hence why societies where women participate/vote eventually adopt a socialistic model which collectivizes the costs of child rearing since it's the best of both worlds.

>>212071280
Fatherly provisioning and care guarantees better life outcomes for a woman's children regardless if that man's children are his. The optimal game theory outcome is to have a child with a high quality genetic specimen while having the clueless husband treat it as his own.

>>212074062
Reminder that he produced and directed Rome

>>212074091
Pity.
Inagine if he'd made six films of similar quality.
Any other directors with one outstanding film? John Carpenter is similar, The Thing stands out as a near perfect film too, and doesn't feel like any of his other films. I do like they live a lot, but it's kind of corny in tone a bit like big trouble in little china and escape from new york.

>>212074154
but that's a series not a film.
had some other directors in mind recently but not sure which now

>>212061644
Women are attractive with less effort because they have boobs and their asses get naturally bigger, while men become attractive through hard work and becoming muscular

>>212074102
>>212071064
>>212070284
>gay ass "muh evuhlooshuhn" shit
It's as tiresome this time as it was the billion other times some retarded spouted it. Sex/women/relationships gets mentioned and retards feel the need to larp as evolutionary biologists.

It's real fucking simple
>women like a small pool of men
>these men are well aware of this, and treat women as disposable
>women know this, so they settle for what they can get, and make themselves available on the side when one of they guys they do like picks them for a romp
It is what it is. You can accept this and play the game, or opt out. It's shit either way, but what can be done. For all the mockery incels catch, they're not really in all that much more a pathetic situation than the average guy.

>>212073359
>has the young guy she likes
She doesn't like him, even her friends who I'm still cool with say this. They don't have any chemistry or things in common at all, she is just being a stupid bitch trying to get away from her "bop era" her own words. So she picked this spineless looking cuck cause she wanted a "nice guy"

>>212070073
still would. doggystyle and reverse cowgirl only

>>212074997
her friends are coping and will all live shit, miserable empty lives while she gets married with this guy and has children, he'll have a good job and start making more money, they'll have a nice house, a cool life.
meanwhile you'll be rotting away taking drugs and getting more tattoos and trying to look younger than you are, always wearing shades so they can't see your burnt out, wrinkled eyes.
hopefully she'll drop her whore friends too. sounds like she wised up

>>212075994
You're being awfully optimistic thinking anyone in this smoke circle of degeneracy is winding up happy and fulfilled.

>>212076146
one usually escapes.
they just have to do what the others aren't doing, which is what she's done.
in six months she'll be wearing dresses

>>212075994
lol not happening, she is into dudes with tats and who are taller than 5'6. This cuck is like 5'5 and just stays at home all day or goes to work. I give it two months

>>212061574 (OP)
Here's another, but I don't have the art it's spoofing

>>212061574 (OP)
that woman has a really hot body, I thought women like that only hang around fit chads with lots of money?

>>212076410
nevermind, the pictures are from 15 or so years ago, before social media made everything shit and fun impossible

>>212061644
You're literally projecting your own insecurity.

>>212063900
She looks exactly like Anne Frank and basically I'm now hard as fuck.

>>212076394
HORNY

>This entire thread: "I'm very upset that other people are having sex but I'm not"

>>212076294
what you think she's into and what she's clearly chosen are two different things.
i've seen it before - she's been tired of the empty degenerate life and wants something better that leads somewhere.
you'll stay in the cesspit in disbelief, making up all kinds of cope stories for yourself, and a few years down the track she'll be living a completely different life while you've just increased your drug and alcohol consumption.
takes one steady guy to turn a party girl I to a wife. and she really doesn't care about height. she's seen something she wants, and she's willing to drop every last one of her "friends" to get it

nice ass on that dude laying down

>>212062322
No, he's got it right. The people who are lusting after that "girl" are new fags, in the sense that they weren't fags before but now they are fags.

>>212063900
Oh shit it's Adam Friedland

>>212071971
Based facts presentor

>>212061574 (OP)
For some reason nowadays Hollywood just tends to not have a lot of writers and filmmakers who can conceive of a fundamentally different world. If you watch Conan the Barbarian or Excalibur, you see that it portrays a world that is fundamentally different from modern culture, for better and for worse. Modern Hollywood for some reason is dominated by people who make everything in every movie look either like their local social scene in LA, or like past movies they've seen. So everything they make either seems like watching scenesters interact, or like watching characters who are supposedly living 2000 years ago but for some reason act like modern California people, or like watching pastiches of great movies that the filmmakers watched. So they have a hard time making scenes like this one, where you feel like you are looking on some genuinely different world with different standards, not necessarily better but different, and that distance is important to make a good sword and sorcery movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BORoDpFNksU

>>212077532
Seems pretty similar to what i've seen weebs mention before: old original anime lead into new anime that is just a hodgepodge of references, callbacks, imitations, and parody of existing anime.

>>212074997
>this mad over a thot
lol

The fact she has sex with you indicates you pass a threshold which will make you attractive to actually good women. I don't know why you're so hung up over this.

>>212067682
Me too, always like those threads too anon

I miss Frank Frazetta ;_;

>>212061574 (OP)
>>212076394
Actual nerd culture, and not "wanna see my funko pops and hear some MCU trivia??" that masquerades as nerd culture.

>>212077852
>>The fact she has sex with you
>he missed the post where he admitted they hung out for 4 months and never fucked
Don't misunderstand anon, this is some tatted up millennial posing as a tough guy, that apparently got cucked by a 5'5" skinny dweeb

>>212077317

>>212061644
Seems is the key word. I've seen enough scrawny and short guys with hot girls to know that those aren't terminating factors. Shit, I'm a guy in my 40s with a mild beer belly and I haven't worked out seriously in like 20 years and I've had sex with two hot 20-something girls in the last year.

>>212061644
If the guys in the image aren't manlets it literally does not matter how average they look. Height takes precedence these days.

>>212068462
It's 3 nerds recreating a famous image

>>212067801
Girls care about looks, but they don't care about looks as much as guys do. The "lanky balding nerd looking faggot" probably has some other appeal, or is more charming, or she feels that he is more safe, or whatever. The point is, female sexuality is not just based on what guys look like or whether they come off as nerds, It's much more complicated than that. Plus, that so-called lanky balding nerd looking faggot might be Casanova when he is whispering in her ear. Don't judge a book by its cover all the time. It's usually a good idea to do so, but it's not always correct.

>>212071971
what happened to this breed of nerd? nowadays theyre nothing but chuds or troons

>>212078179
lmao that's beyond pathetic. Dweeblympics for the right to be the one cucked by a hoe.

>>212078966
he didn't even claim to have slept with her from what I read - just said "made out".
drunken drugged up freaks slobbering, and now he's drinking even more because his rotted oneitis has cleaned itself up

>>212061574 (OP)
>>212076394
I want to have sex

Is that the most pajeet infested thread on this board now ?

>>212079241
Yeah this place will be jeet central until the marketing phase of the newest capeshit finally and mercifully ends.

>>212078937
they all became successful, had families and lived good lives.
you can tell because they were active, productive and regularly hanging out with females, not to mention a large group of like minded friends.
the rest of the world became nerd waster faggots, signed up to 30 social media platforms and remained glued to their phones for the next decade and a half while still being unaware that gluing a computer to your hand and using it as an interactive mirror 18 hours a day is the spergiest, nerdiest, retardedest thing you can do.

>>212079331
>the rest of the world became nerd waster faggots, signed up to 30 social media platforms and remained glued to their phones for the next decade and a half while still being unaware that gluing a computer to your hand and using it as an interactive mirror 18 hours a day is the spergiest, nerdiest, retardedest thing you can do.

sounds like projection Rajesh no fun in Mumbai

>>212079402
hit a nerve eh? how much time do you spend on social media preening yourself and trying to make your shit life impressive to a pack of strangers.
fucking clown

>>212079679
Rajesh, please
They will not bring Snyder to make new Superman you can redeem

>>212078847
its all about the energy you exude, or vibes as the zoomers say. if youre outgoing, confident, and amusing, u will go a long way. farther than youd expect if you are a 7/10 or lower. on the other hand if u r a doormat you will actively repel women, even if you check the looks department.
theres a good screencap (dont have it at hand) made by a woman that talks about why the men theyre attracted to are either psychos or the so called "golden retriever" men. its basically because theyre active and radiate high energy. women are low energy and passive by design, so of course they gravitate towards the opposite.

prolly the truest thing a woman ever said. she most likely got it from a man tho, they always do LOL

>>212063651
I'm sorry and I did the pushups

>>212071463
The original isn't, I haven't seen the rest

>>212079797
keep misdirecting, seething narcissistic addict

Bros...I really miss 2004-2010 internet; I get so fucking sad every time I remember how things were

>>212061574 (OP)
Is this recreating a Frank Frazetta drawing or something? I seem to remember those poses.

>>212063651
I did the pushups

>>212080957
read the thread, u bitch ass nigger

>>212079833
I've been the golden retriever type guy and it did nothing but bring me misery cause a girl would go after the dude who cheated on her, so from then on I thought girls dont like "nice" guys and I still stand by that. They get bored if you're a goody two shoes boyfriend, they want drama

>>212063900
She looks like she'd be a monster in bed. Weird how it's the ones most guys look past that turn out freaky as shit, while smoke shows are usually boring.

>>212081594
>Weird how it's the ones most guys look past that turn out freaky as shit
Well, they have to make up for the mid looks somehow

>>212081677
that and the "loser' incel type girls are all shut ins so they watch porn more than normie girls do, so they're more perverted

>>212081594
>>212081677
I'd imagine it's just sex becoming a boring routine when you're inundated with cock around the clock

>>212061574 (OP)
damn whietbois look like THAT

>>212063926
>Get a job, a car (preferably a truck)
i'm a straight man, why would i own a truck???

>>212083815
When you have truck everyone wants to know you, because they are going to ask you to help them move.

>>212067566
It isn't just that they're not naked but when I look at those doofuses near that unclothed woman I want to kill them with a rock and take her because I know for sure they can't stop me.

>>212061713
Haven’t heard that in so long.

>>212086107
ok anon. why don't you go grab another beer.

>>212086472
Not him but I wish I had beer. And a woman but I’d settle with a beer.

How expensive is to make modern sword n' sorcerer movie today?

>>212066753
Crom works in mysterious ways

>>212063900
You can still hit it from behind