Thread 212062744

OHHHH NO NO NO NO

>>212062744 (OP)
jacob elordi would be a good pick, he's got the physicality down

>>212062744 (OP)
are all zoomer actors twink mode?

>>212062744 (OP)
Who the fuck cares. Boyle walking away proved they just want a yes man

>>212062744 (OP)
why do they all look like they have AIDS

>>212062744 (OP)
Harris Dickinson wouldn't be terrible.
Elordi is Australian so that should immediately count him out.
Holland feels like a parody casting. There's no way anyone thinks he'd be good in the role (but Amy Pascal is somehow producing so...)(yes, *that* Amy Pascal)

literally the worst possible picks. what the fuck is going on at Amazon holy shit
I miss Barbara Broccoli already

>Tom Holland
Barbara Broccoli would not allow this bullshit

>>212062744 (OP)
Obviously the middle guy is the best choice here.

>>212062985
Yeah but she wanted Aaron Taylor Johnson for whatever dumbfuck nepo reason

Yup I'm thinking kino

>>212062744 (OP)
The fuck is wrong with the neck of the guy in the middle

>>212062850
Boyle is THE yes man, he did the 2012 Olympic ceremony for fuck sake.

>>212063116
lmao this is a hilariously bad casting for pretty much all the same reasons Hardy would've been a terrible Bond

>>212063209
That was kino

>>212063116
not the type

>>212062806
>>212063031
Elordi is 6’5
Isn’t that too tall for Bond?

all too young and twinkish

>>212063289
neither was Craig

>top of wishlist
this has the same weight as when every British newspaper colluded to publish the same "fans DEMAND Idris Elba for 007" article at the same time in 2014 to try and trick the Bond producers into thinking there was an outswell of support for nigger Bond that didn't exist
no one wants twink Bond and the producers know that

>>212063291
Plus he's A*stralian

>>212062744 (OP)
tom holland is gonna be stuck playing teenagers until he turns 40 and his career dies, no way they're making him bond unless this is gonna be some gay "bond in highschool" thing

guy on left looks like a turbo dweeb and doesn't really have the right complexion for it

middle could work but he almost looks chad-like. bond needs to be suave, idk if he can pull that off. seems more like "eyy bby u want sum fuk?" frat guy than a spy

>>212062959
>>212063311
>>212063341
You're assuming the goal is to make a James Bond movie that people will like, rather than emasculating the character of James Bond and anyone who enjoys James Bond movies.

Just cast a black or paki and get it over with. They skirt the idea every month. Get it done so everybody hates it and it needs to be reimagined back to a period piece movie

>>212063341
>>212063443
You talk like you grew up without a strong male figure in your household

in the last 25 years the only british actors that in their prime could have been good bonds were clive owen, ralph fiennes, christian bale and henry cavill

>>212062744 (OP)
those looks like the sort of lads who would mysteriously set fire to Keir Starmer's property

>>212063162
What's wrong with his face is a better question

>>212063356
So was Lazenby.

>>212062744 (OP)
>bong chav
>longneck 120lbs dude
>a child

grim.

>>212063341
They do that every time the bond role is up for grabs. There are 3 headline grabbing stories they repeat: casting an american, casting a lady,casting a black guy.
Its not an intergalactic conspiracy, you're just too myopic to tell how easily influenced you are by marketing.

>>212062744 (OP)
Dickinson requested that his shit be fucked up

>>212063408
>some gay "bond in highschool" thing
I'll have you know James Bond Jr. was an 11/10 cartoon

>>212062916
I like Dickinson. If they want a young Bond he'd be my pick

>>212063634
They’re giving us the absolute dogshit white options so we all begrudgingly accept a dark skinned man

>>212062744 (OP)
I would unironically prefer a black guy than these 3

>>212062916
How is that bitch still around? Bezos didn't purge her ass?

Also, what happened to Kickass?

>>212063291
>Isn’t that too tall for Bond?
It's not like Bond acts like a real spy anyway.
He's more of an assassin.

They've been really milking the shit out of the james bond casting clickbait for over a decade now, it's starting to look ridiculous

>>212063116
They was classically handsome actors, anon for Bond; not ugly cunts.

>>212063791
Hey be nice!

>>212062744 (OP)
Are they bold enough to cast a Canadian Bond?

>>212063627
Lazenby sucked.

>>212063767
They're not milking it.
They're gauging popular response.

I think they're in a pickle of there not being an appropriate actor available at the current time.

>blacks or twinks
just end the franchise

>>212063627
yeah and we all love the Lazenby era with multiple movies that everyone loves

>>212063732
Nah, remember when Connery went undercover described as a chinaman? Based on OP's pic, presumably this new Bond will be undercover at a gay pride parade.

>>212063849
What happened to getting Brosnan back as the old jaded ex-spy?

>>212062744 (OP)
>Tom Holland
HELLO BOND GIRL ZENDAYA

>>212063866
How about Ahmed? The demographics support it?

However

>>212063895
>another Luke Skywalker treatment
Next thing this nigga is going to throw his Walther ppk because guns are violent and too 'political' for his tastes.

>>212064030
Too old.

>>212063895
??? when was this ever a thing?

>>212062744 (OP)
This means Cailee will be a Bond girl!

>>212064080
>>212064030
Too Geordie

>>212064164
>size difference.
P-post moar

>>212064164
This photo is the reason he's a bad choice. He's a giant freak! I hate him because he fucked my wife Joey King :(

>>212064101
First half of this year

Casting Bond:
Physical Appearance:
Age: 30-35
Ethnicity: White
Nationality: British
Height: 6'0 to 6'2
Face has to be rugged with rough lines.
Has great hair.
Has to:
Be charismatic and have chemistry with multiple costars (this used to be the basic for actors but things have changed)
Be suave and brutal.
Look good holding a gun and wearing cool clothes.
Have a good smug smile.
Know how to quip and flirt.

That's it. Finds someone who fits this bill and it's done.

>>212062744 (OP)
Its going to be Tom Holland lmao. Just give it to Idris Elba. He mogs all these twinks in terms of coolness.

>>212064164
Yeah, he's genuinely too tall

>>212062744 (OP)
Weren't you guys saying a couple of days ago that some nigger was pretty much confirmed?

>>212064164
Basques always have those caveman features don’t they. Too thuggish for bond

>>212064345
No, retard.

>>212064373
And Daniel wasn't?

>>212062744 (OP)
>>212062744 (OP)
where is Elliot Page?

>>212064427
He was. I was not a fan.
This is what Bond is supposed to look like according to Flemming

>>212062744 (OP)
Elordi is the best option of the three

>>212062744 (OP)
I'M SICK OF THESE TWINK FAGS STARING IN ALL THE MOVIES I WANT TO WATCH

>>212064471
Pretty spot on actually. Never considered him. But its Amazon, they won't give us kino

>>212064471
No scousers!!

>>212064544
Then dont watch movies with twinks in it retard.

>>212062744 (OP)
The guy on lthe left could pull it off with a good haircut

>>212064543
>AIDS, cancer or hepatitis

>>212064164
If they cast this guy they’re gonna have to find a bunch of absolutely massive goons to fight him in the action scenes or else it’ll look weird. Even tho he’s lanky the taller guy is perceived to have the advantage, and Bond is supposed to be more skilled than large

>>212064164
Diaper midget!

>>212062744 (OP)
Why not him ?

>b-but wokeslop

it will wokeslop anyway just take someone competent

>>212064796
Eyo SQUEEZE IT NIGGA!

>>212062744 (OP)
If gun to my head I can see Elordi giving a interesting more winky sarcastic take ala Roger Moore. They don't want to go hardcore this time I would assume especially since they want a Yung James Bondno$ zoomer take.

Here is my ChatGPT list of male actors aged 25-35, British, White, over 5'9" brunette or black hair of today?

Name Age (2025) Height Hair Color
Nicholas Galitzine 30 6'1" Dark Brown

4/10 - Looks too beefheaded, he is in talks to do He Man already
Josh O’Connor 5 6'1" Dark Brown
1/10 insanely ugly
Fionn Whitehead 28 5'9.5" Brown
1/10 ugly
George MacKay 33 6'0" Brown
6/10 I can kinda see it as a Everyman Bond
Callum Turner 35 6'2" Dark Brown
2/10 Too French looks
Joe Alwyn 34 6'1" Blonde/Dark Blonde 7/10 Could be considered handsome to women but a little childish
Hero Fiennes Tiffin 27 6'2" Dark Brown 1/10 looks annoying as fuck
Freddie Carter 32 6'0" Brown
9/10 - Honestly this dude looks intense and amazing, I didn't go 10 because he looks frail but these cheekbones can cut glass and it would be an edgy take that fits in with Villeneuve's style.
Harris Dickinson 29 6'0" Brown
7.5/10 I can see why he's a Bond Contender looks like a generically handsome guy his haircut there makes him look stupid but when he combs it up looks a lot better.

Edward Bluemel (b. 1993)
8/10 he is good for a "villainous" Bond very memorable looks. Actually its like getting a young version of Michael Shannon.


Pic Related wins for me my Bond is FREDDY CARTER

>>212064796
Elbow's already 50

>>212064164
We haven't had a lanky Bond since Moore, I'm okay with it

>>212064796
Honestly? He'd make a good M

>>212062744 (OP)
Elordi wouldn’t be a bad choice
Holland just doesn’t have the Bond aura, he’s a twink
Judging from this pic Dickinson is just too ugly to be Bond

>>212062744 (OP)
Holy fucking dogshit!
WHY EVEN START SHOOTING THIS SHIT IF YOU CAST BAD BOND?????
Just send me the money, i will spend them better.

>>212062744 (OP)
They're still pushing these three for anything? Good grief.

>>212064280
30-35 is too young. Bond is in his 40s. This has always been the case. No one wants a young Bond

>yeah but Sean Connery was only 32 in Dr. No

Yeah but he looked about 70

>>212065349
>a 40 year old man jumping off trains, racing motorbikes and seducing models (buying hookers isn't the same thing)
Holy fucking boomer fantasy. Are you dumb or just pretending? Go live your mid life crisis somewhere else

>>212062744 (OP)
SPIDER BOND! SPIDER BOND! DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER BOND DOES!

I'll have you all know that Tom Holland has a better body than all of you and could probably kick all of your asses. So enough of this twink shit

>>212062744 (OP)
>Good evening, Mister Bond. My name is Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

>>212065533
Photoshop

I just want a dude who is charming and fun to watch as he banners villains and hits on women. That's the difficult part. The personality and swagger. Any one of the idiots can do the action. The most endearing quality of Bond is who he is.

>>212065533
>painting on abs
Christ that's embarrassing

>>212065533
he has the face of a 12 year old

>>212065349
35 is perfect desu. He's not too young but not old, he's experienced and not someone who just started the job, and he can stay for 10 years before even starting to look old.
I can accept 40 but that's the max, and he has to stay for only a couple of movies. Brosnan and Dalton started at 40, Brosnan started looking too old for it in TWINCE (his 3rd) and Dalton in Licence (his second)

>>212065533
Doesn’t matter when he’s 5’8” and has the face of a 14 year old

>>212065537
Cavill would make a good main henchman. If they ever do something like From Russia again where Bond fights a psychopathic version of himself, he's the guy.

>>212065697
So like mission impossible

>>212065533
he looks like a boy. we are not looking for James Bond Jr

>>212065769
EXACTLY

Cavill doesn't have the charisma for Bond or heroes in general, he should start doing villains

>>212065808
>he should be the villian
He should be the role that's largely more charismatic than the hero?

>>212066832
?????
Goldfinger and Blofeld are not more charismatic then Bond. Not every villain is a campy scene-stealer, sometimes they're just threatening guys

>>212066832
Cavill has villain charisma. Have no idea why was he so inclined on playing heroes.
Dude has proper villain chops.

>>212062744 (OP)
Dude in the middle would make a perfect Tony Montana if they ever remade Scarface

>>212062744 (OP)
What? Tom Holland aside this are fine candidates for Bond

>>212062744 (OP)
broccoli confirmed the aaron taylor jew made up the whole rumor himself. he was never considered for bond

dalton won. simple as that

>>212062744 (OP)
These bots don't understand we checked out before the last one already, you can't troll us with another Bond movie, we don't care. We are here to laugh at your financial loses.

>>212062744 (OP)
woke

>>212063408
He's like the modern Michael J Fox.

>>212062882
They are all gay.

>>212065186
>OI BOND, YOU BETTAH NOT 'AVE A FUCKIN' POINT ON THEM GADGET KNIVES
Fuck Idris Elba.

>>212062744 (OP)
you know that picture you see in the catalog of some guy who looks like a baby and it says 'ruins your kino' which i assume is some kind of porn reference? this is like casting him