Thread 212062924

Akoocheemoya edition

>ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
>HAVE A NICE TREK THREAD
>THAT IS ALL

First for best captain and admiral.

>>212062924 (OP)
>be Starfleet guy
>go rogue because, fucking Seska I guess?
>turns out she’s a Cardie spy (oops)
>that Vulcan guy that’s part of your cell? You know the logical guys who love the Federation? Turns out he’s a spy too (oops)
How the fuck did this guy get to be first officer? I understand that Janeway had a small pool of talent to draw from but this guy should be cleaning sonic showers or something

>>212062999
Thanks Dukat.

>>212062999
Checked

Thank you based Dukatposter

>>212062999
Thanks, Dukat, but I am just here to relax.

>>212062999
>impregnate a Bajoran
>impregnate two

>>212062999
>>212063000
Blessed /trek/ thread

>>212063216
you just know there were dozens more

>>212062924 (OP)
He's not even native american, he's mexican.

>>212062999
>>212063000

>>212063442
Don't be a bigot

>>212062924 (OP)
Heya-hoya heya-hoya the spirits have blessed this thread

>>212062999
>>212063000
Two trips? Uh oh cap’n, I don’t feel so good

Remind me again why they don’t just duplicate people with transporters so they can harvest their organs?

>>212063954
Trip gets such a raw deal, really the worst part about ENT.

>>212064070
It was like Tuvix if he wasn’t an abomination. Made me sad

>>212063442

Mexicans are a Native American admixture, and Chakotay has been Canon retroconned to Nicarao. Who are modern Mexico adjacent and historically part of a common Meso American ethno cultural area.

HTH

>>212064336
>citing nu-trek recons

Why does Memory Alpha permanently use the faggot flag all year long now

>>212064479
Ever since Newton conclusively demonstrated that sunlight is gay

>>212064479
why would you ask this during "Pride Month" when no one can check if what you're saying is true or not?

>>212064582
If you check any month that isn't June it's always there. It'll still be there in July.

>>212064582

If only there were a wiki encyclopedia for topics related to the Star Trek fictional universe where you could find that answer.

Remember that one time when Dukat became the antichrist?

>>212064886
no, I blocked it out of my mind.

i need more tholians

>>212064886
Was it a fire hazard?

obriens orion episode is good but its dumb as hell that hes doing black ops missions. same with picard in chain of command. great episode despite a retarded premise

>>212065130
Great acting carries it

It would've made more sense if the Federation had somehow bribed Garak into doing it though

What is your opinion on Ezri?

>>212065927
annoying pointless waste of space

>>212064886
he was just having a cheeky laugh

>>212065927
Cute but never felt right. Part of the reason I'm not so im not season 7.
Jadzia wasn't the best character or anything but at some point, hasn't Worf been shat on enough? They even rub it in with the Worf/Ezri/Bashir bs triangle.

>>212065927
total waste. imagine the things they could have done instead of the all Worf/Bashir love triangle mind numbing fucking bullshit

>>212065927
that my wife deserved to show up much sooner

i liked when Garak told her to fuck off when she tried to help him and that alone made her want to leave fucking kek

>>212066126
yeah but it sucked that he was a pussy and let her help anyway

>>212066126
then she helped him see the error of his ways by being super adorable.

Should I skip TNG first 2 seasons and start from Season 3?

>>212066652
No

>>212066652
nah just use this helpful guide

>>212066652
If you want to just try a couple of eps to see if youll like it, then yeah whatever.
If you are going to watch it then just watch it. Season 1 has its charms, and season 2 has some real classics

>>212066652
Don't skip anything, don't use guides, watch it all.

There is one episode that is okay to skip and that is the clip show at the end of S2.

>>212066652
Season 1 is rough at times but there's some good ones in there

>>212065927
I liked the actress but she should've been cast from the start. It was dumb not to pay Jadzia for a single fucking season, literally one year. Just pay her for fuck's sake.

Introducing a new character on the final season was such a waste of real estate. They had to give her like 5 focus episodes and way more screen time than the other characters just so she had some kind of fucking story and it was just a lame romantic thing.
The only people who defend the character's existence are waifufags which should tell you everything you need to know.

>>212066953
its more if they had to boot terry then I'm glad they got ezri because she is super super cute and adorable

>>212066494
>then she helped him see the error of his ways by being super adorable.
actually she sent him to sickbay by congratulating him on helping the Federation while trying to guilt trip him about her leaving (cringe) which triggered a nervous breakdown about being a traitor

anyway. that was a good episode

>>212067092
It's also a dramatic half-measure to kill the host and not the symbiote

they should've made the symbiote die, all of those centuries lost, that might've had an impact but bringing in a new Dax was just weird, it was like Jadzia was living on in a weird way.
It wasn't narratively satisfying

>>212067092
>Slagzia deleted from the memory montage in the final episode

>>212067140
no she helped him see he was guilty over being a horrible traitor to his own people and that he deserves to feel that way because he's a horrible no good bad traitor turn coat. Then she consoled him by being super cute and they went to the med bay where he agreed to continue to work towards his peoples annihilation and be basically the worst person ever, it was heart warming

>>212067171
idk, I was pretty satisfied

I posted this on the first Trek thread today but to say again:

The only Star Trek I have ever seen in my life has been in the last two months. Apart from that I have never watched any Trek media of any kind:

Star Trek The Motion Picture [Five Stars, one of the best movies I have ever seen]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan [Five Stars, one of the best action/adventure movies I have ever seen]

Why didn't someone tell me Star Trek was actually good??

>>212067354
well like i said the only people who defend it are waifufags

>>212067389
that was the nu trek tranny general all of us actual posters were avoiding

but well, if you liked TMP, you need to watch the good episodes of the original Star Trek series, the first season and the first half of season 2 are a must

>>212065927
One of the worst things a show can do, especially near the end, is bring on a replacement character that offers nothing new to the dynamic. Ezri is a boring and forgettable replacement character. The writers clearly didn’t want to write a new character so they put out a casting call for someone who could fill Jadzia’s uniform. Lazy. Should’ve gone in a completely different direction.

>>212067389
>S tier
Motion Picture
Wrath of Khan

>A
First Contact
Search For Spock

>B
Voyage Home
Beyond
Undiscovered Country

>C
Star Trek 2009
Nemesis
Final Frontier


>D
Generations
Insurrection
Into Darkness

>>212067389
you must have been posting in the tranny thread, that wasn't a real thread, I'm sorry but we've been having some glitches recently, consider watching the original series now, if thats to 70s for you, then consider starting with the next generation

>>212067565
Man stop playing, put nemesis at the bottom

10/10

>>212067712
aye

>>212067460
I defend it in the sense that given the circumstances I'm happy we got ezri instead of nothing.

>>212067389
I watched TNG twice in my life. Recently I watched DS9 and just the other day I finished watching TOS for the first time. As the other anons say the first season is phenomenal. You'll find yourself rolling your eyes a bit towards the end but it's still a lot of fun. I haven't watched TNG in a while but as much as I remember liking it I feel just as if not more fond of TOS

>>212067565
First Contact is garbage. Just because it isn't Nemesis doesn't mean it deserves an A.
Also Nemesis in C holy crap. Bury that shit

>>212067797
Sperg

Why are Federation starships on the ground so sexy?

>>212068876
>>212068966
>here's your kino software, make us some kino
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>212068703
no u

Good Morning Crewmen!
Try the stew!

>>212069962
Retarded handel

Here's your statue, spoonhead.

>>212063026
At bare minimum it's a concession to even get the Maquis to play along. If Janeway domed Chakotay instantly, on top of Tuvok being a spy, the rest of his crew would most certainly never agree to work with Voyager losing a massive potential talent pool. Adding Seska into the mix, she'd assuredly seize control of the Maquis cell and dive headfirst into full on villainy

>>212063292
>tfw no Trek novel about one of Dukat's bastards trying to seize power in his name

>>212065927
Ezri is better than jadzia. Mostly because Nicole de boar or whatever her name is is a much better actress than Terry Ferrell. It's a shame she didn't replace jadzia earlier in the show

>>212065330
Nah, Garak would raise way more suspicion from both the Syndicate and the one guy's crew, Obrien being just some random humie goes under their radar. That and I imagine the Vorta would complicate his cover too much to get around

>>212067565
Wrath of Khan > Voyage Home > Galaxy Quest > Undiscovered Country > Final Frontier > Motion Picture > Search for Spock > Insurrection > First Contact > Generations > Nemesis

>>212071082
What’s the best lineup we’ve seen so far? Surely there’s been a day of 5/5 all heavy-hitters.

>>212072268
i don't remember which eps but theres been a few nights where they're all good

>>212072268
Trouble With Tribbles
The Royale
In the Cards
Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy
Carbon Creek

>>212074007
The Royale is kinda bad by TNG standards. Though I still like it.
I don't remember which Voy and Ent eps those are but the TOS and DS9 eps are great

>>212074090
the ent one is where t'pol tells trip and archer about living in pennsylvania after they crashed on earth (prior to first contact)

>>212074007
beautiful

>>212071569
They could've altered Garak to be human, so he could do the episode without make-up

imagine the kino, anon, I know you can

>>212074007
Tribble episode is better in DS9 than TOS and The Royale sucks

Also In The Cards is one of those multi-parters
I think day before yesterday was better desu

>>212074273
>Tribble episode is better in DS9 than TOS
absolutely not.

>>212074273
>In The Cards is one of those multi-parters
Did a soulless minion of orthodoxy tell you that?

>>212074273
both tribble episodes are classics and I won’t hear otherwise

>>212074393
Oh yeah, my bad, was getting it confused with something else

>>212074273
In the cards isn't one of the multi parters, it just happens to be the episode before the multiparter starts. Its like the quintessential Nog/Jake bro episode though.

>>212062924 (OP)
Most based /trek/ in ages

>>212074273
There's a tribble episode on ds9?

My favorite aliens

>>212074676
The ds9 crew time travel to the original tribble episode, and its great. It's kinda like back to the future 2 in a way.

>>212074676
Only like one of the best episodes of ds9

>>212074750
I always believed that was Shatner idea, he said I will act with anything and someone tossed a furball

>>212074238
I absolutely fucking can and I want it to be real but I'm trying to think about it from a logical standing. Actually I forget did that episode happen during Changeling!Bashir or no? Would have been fun seeing him getting to do his spy shit without the safety net of S31

>>212062924 (OP)
>Borg send one cube to the Federation
>gets blown the fuck up
>Borg decide to use a convoluted time travel plot for their second attempt instead of just sending a few more of their thousands of cubes
>said plot pretty much depends on jumping ship to the Enterprise and commandeering it
I know the Borg don’t think or operate the same way as normal people but they’re pretty fucking stupid.

>>212071431
Fuck the kino that exists untouched waiting for an actual post dominion war plotline

>>212075059
If they have time travel, why is there even a single threat to them in the universe? Did the movie have any explanation?

>>212066700
your taste (or whoever's) is shit. the magic casino episode is kino. and super sexy space satan is quality meat beating material.

>>212062924 (OP)
The only old-trek character that gives a new-trek characters a run for their awfulness money.

>>212063909
Here's that lol that these don't get here that you deserve.

>>212075096
I know the new comics ended up bringing Sisko back from interdimensional cigarettes but they kinda wasted the plot on having Jake, Nog, and Alexander doing multiverse shit

>>212062999
>>212063000

>>212065927
Pointless addition but she’s harmless and cute as fuck so I let it slide.

>>212063124
Can you imagine how much of a wild animal nana visitor must have fucked like?

>watches star trek during the day

Star Trek is a Night Show

I highly recommend this kino for anyone who's interested.
It's about the Cardie kid, Rugal Pa'dar, the one who was raised by filthy Bajorans and taught to hate himself. The one who bit Garak. Sisko sends him back to live with the proper family he never knew, on Cardassia.
It gives a unique perspective on all the crazy shit that Cardassia would go through for the next six years - the political upheavals, the fall of the Obsidian Order, the Dominion occupation, and the eventual spoonocaust.

>>212075789
>spoonocaust
Fucking kek.

>>212075725
I agree. Only time I’ll watch it during the day is if I’m sick or it’s a rainy day. I’ll still pull the blinds down if it isn’t sufficiently dark outside.

>>212075928
>FOUNDER: I want the Cardassians exterminated.
>WEYOUN: Which ones?
>FOUNDER: All of them. The entire population.
>WEYOUN: That will take some time.
FOUNDER: Then I suggest that you begin at once.

>>212075725
24/7 on pluto tv

>>212076225
but i'm supposed to hate Dukat for being "Hitler" meanwhile these evil cunts get to live on and be rehabbed by Odo

>>212076225
Section 31 might have been right on this one.

>>212076359
>and their desire to dominate and control those they view as oppressors

>>212066652
Fuck you

>>212075789
Is there a book about Ghemor's actual daughter what's-her-face?

>O'BRIEN: The only people left alive were in an outlying district of the settlement. I was sent there with a squad to reinforce them. Cardassians were advancing on us, moving through the streets, destroying, killing. I was with a group of women and children when two Cardassian soldiers burst in. I stunned one of them. The other jumped me. We struggled. One of the women threw me a phaser, and I fired. The phaser was set at maximum. The man just incinerated, there before my eyes. I'd never killed anything before. When I was a kid, I'd worry about swatting a mosquito. It's not you I hate, Cardassian. I hate what I became because of you.

Racist scumbag

>>212076552
Yeah she was alive, still surgically altered to look like Kira, and Dukat kept her in a secret rape dungeon the whole time. She breaks out of prison post-DS9 and tries to kill the real Kira

>>212075359
>back from interdimensional cigarettes

>>212075647
Ask the good doctor Bashir

>>212076728
Fek off, will ya. Maxwell did nothing wrong, neither did O'Brien.

>>212075359
i swear to god multiverse shit is so played out and lame

>>212076804
They could have brought peace to the middle east, but it wasn't to be.

>>212066881
>There is one episode that is okay to skip and that is the clip show at the end of S2.
I did skip that one and went back to it in rewatch and it just made me angry how rushed and cheap the production was. I know they literally ran out of time and money, but Peak Performance would have made for a fine if underwhelming end to the season.

>>212062999
TYBD

>>212062924 (OP)
Kira owes me sex.

i felt such gay feelings for Kira especially around season 6 when her hair and uniform was peak

>>212076911
Star Trek did great multiverse storylines before the concept became a played out gimmick/cameo bait.

>>212078146
It wasn't multiverse bullshit it was just mirror bullshit, there's a difference.

>>212078007
Didn’t look bad as a Starfleet officer, either.

How is The Royale still filtering people 35 years later? It’s a dumb space adventure that ended up being endearing in its low production values. TV shows have become too polished and take themselves too seriously. Episodes like The Royale evoke great nostalgia at how TV shows used to be made.

>>212074596
I miss white women

>>212065927
I think they should have brought her on earlier, maybe season 4. Maybe the symbiont joining was botched somehow so Ezri Dax isn't a unified organism and Jadzia appears to Ezri a la Helfer in Battlestar Gallactica.

>>212078639
Her bossing Cardies around and choking them was so hot

>>212079024
Loved that. Her interactions with Damar are also one of the many peaks of the show.

>>212079187
I kept imagining if things had gone differently and the scene where Damar kills Rusot had been him killing Dukat instead after telling him his life is worthless because he's a traitor who never cared about Cardassia and the scales were finally lifted from his eyes. It would have been so fucking kino.

Why did Wil Wheaton pronounce "Jurt" as "Yurt" when reading the Merlin Cycle of Zelazny's Amber when Zelazny read the same books himself and said "Jurt"?

>>212078691
I think it would have been a beloved classic if it came out a few seasons later. People are weird about early TNG, even the few pretty good parts.

>>212081209
if you swap in Kirk Spock and McCoy it's a typical TOS episode

>>212076911
The only good idea it had was Jake having to work alongside AU Dukat who's joined the Federation but it fucks it up with some really fucking gay and lame memberberries stuff (seriously, Tuvix is there??? For some reason????)

>>212078691
I think the faux-bad acting filters a lot of people, not understanding the shitty dialogue and direction is directly spoofing the kinds of trashy pulp noir novels the Royale anomaly is based on.

>>212081747
>AU Dukat who's joined the Federation
this was literally a joke made by Rom in the episode where they take the absolute piss out of the whole concept lol

>>212079499
It will never not make me upset that they torpedoed Dukat's character at the endgame, only to give Damar - a man who has committed equally as abhorrent acts as Dukat - a dignified face turn with a wonderful redemption arc. Fuck, even if Dukat died like he did it would have been amazing

>>212081863
I never got far enough to figure out the how but I think in that AU Cardassia never went to war with the Federation, but yeah it's still kinda retarded

>>212081962
their relationship should have had some kind of resolution because Damar actually respected him and called a "great man" and everything and then when he basically went insane and said he's done with the war and is worshipping Bajoran demons now Damar was just like "yeah whatever good luck god bless" like huh??????

>>212078691
A top ten 'sode, for me. It's fun. That dead astronaut, who you'd imagine miserably lived most of his life there is such a good detail.

>>212081209
I don't like when folks say the first couple seasons are skippable. A lot of duds, sure. But. Peak Performance, 11001001 and The Big Goodbye. are right up there. Some of my favs.

star trek

>>212082167
Yeah they really dropped the ball hard with them, like Damar killing Ziyal is all but forgotten about after it happens. Dukat, despite being Magic Space Satan, doesn't even give a fuck and Damar hardly even reflects on it, and Damar accepts Dukat going full on psycho really fast. It's just such wasted potential because we just HAD to bury Dukat cuz he was le heckin nazi bigot!!!!1@1!

>>212082829
Roddenberry never would have signed off on and of that prophet talk. I like DS9, but is supremely not Star Trek numerous times.

*and approved of that....

>>212082829
>like Damar killing Ziyal is all but forgotten about after it happens
oh no it's actually even worse than you remember because what happens is Dukat says
>its all cool because even though you pulled the trigger I know it was Sisko guiding your hand
It's just off the rails stupid in so many ways. they seriously did not care.

>>212081747
>AU Dukat
I parsed this as Australian Dukat and the concept of Mark Alaimo playing a right cunt of a bogan from townsville elates me

>>212062924 (OP)
this thread is far from the bones of its people

>>212063026
I refuse to believe Chakogay ever fucked a woman.

>>212064070
Would you say Trip is the O'Brien of ENT?

>>212085547
I don't know, he really only gets it bad at the very end. It's the end of his story that is such horse shit.

Star Trek should be completely rebooted with a brand new universe of characters and stories. The only thing constant should be the Enterprise and a mission of exploration amongst the stars. No Kirk, no Vulcans, no Klingons, none of it. Just the TOS and TNG aesthetics and storytelling not bogged down by decades of lore.

>>212085930
If you want Star Trek that isn't Star Trek, that's basically what Nu Trek is.

It's not burdened by the lore at all because they don't know the lore.

>>212085999
>It's not burdened by the lore at all because they don't know the lore.
It's still massively burdened by having links to the old Trek universe, as well as being familiar faces and locations.

We need new stuff that can do its own thing with full creative freedom other than vibes.

>>212086118
Star Trek should remain what it is instead of trying to homogenize itself into becoming generic science fiction. This is legitimately one of the worst takes I've ever heard on Trek.

>>212076359
The Ferengi are the space Jews. They're acquisitive, covetous, and have big noses and grating voices. That was obvious in the episode that introduced them, even when it was broadcast the first time. I can't believe they kept it going.

the music in Amok Time is so fuckin good but I can't find the music that plays when Spock is explaining Pon farr anywhere as a separate track. it's a slow ominous version of the fight theme it's cool

>>212086762
definitely 2nd most iconic trek music behind the opening theme

>>212076854
Not breeding that quite fertile prime spoon poon was beyond wrong, anon.

>>212085930
I brainstormed a new cast

Captain Roderick Barry - Stephen Amell
Dr. Booster Nimoy - Rick Hoffman
Chief Ship Engineer Joanna Kurtz - Chloe Bennet (not fully human)
Chief Science Officer George Gates - Corey Hawkins
Historian + Documentarian Camille Fontana - Cristin Milotti
Chief Biologist Velar Lurtob - Cecily Strong (not human)

>>212087479
>Rick Hoffman
ol' ratface?

>>212085930
Have you ever checked out the show "Other Space"? Only lasted one season, but featured Joel Hodgson and Trace Beaulieu from MST3K, as well as Eugene Cordero who would eventually voice Rutherford on LD. No lore, no consistent alien presence, just lots of sci-fi weirdness.

>>212086176
then trek becomes nothing more than a collection of references from here out, because the story has finished

>>212086871
I dunno I'd say that bombastic orchestra piece during the Spock/Kirk fight is more iconic

>>212071082
Kino
Kino
Kino
Kino
Meh

>>212085494
He got Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01. I‘d say he won the most.

>>212087660
There is no over-arching "story" in Star Trek, there are stories set within the rules established by its canon.

It's always been a show of smaller, self-contained stories.

>>212087591
the one and only

>>212063216
who was the second? besides Ziyal's mother I mean

>>212087851
airlock girl

>>212075096
>Garak is busy helping to rebuild Cardassia but runs into old enemies
>Kira reluctantly takes up Sisko's mantle of getting Bajor into the Federation
>Bashir joins Section 31 under false pretenses so he can destroy it from the inside

>>212066953
>>212067092
they dropped Terry Farrell because she asked to be made a reoccuring character
she wanted to fuck off and be on Becker
but they said no and gave her the choice of staying on the principal cast or being killed off

I love that Shakaar was so boring the show just forgot he existed

Cristin Milloti or Aubrey Plaza for a self-centered and neurotic historian and documentarian? The show's anti-hero and rebel. Part of the main trio.

>>212071082
First Duty is kino and the scene where Picard dresses down Wesley is in the top 10 of all TNG

ITT we post ST actresses with visible cameltoe

>>212088044
I don't think Aubrey Plaza would sign up for a permanent role on a Star Trek show. She'd jump at a guest role, but that's it.

>>212087771
Then why cling to the same old characters and species?

>>212088305
Aubrey Plaza would never make it as a permanent Star Trek character. Her breasts are too small. Remember what happened to Kes?

>>212088365
I don't even know what you're criticizing considering there hasn't been a decent piece of Star Trek media in over 20 years.

>>212087733
I said I refuse to believe, anon.

>>212088425
Didn't they put a padded bra on Jadzia's cunty actress? Besides, it's not like the titfag who ran shit is still at the helm anymore. I've seen the screencaps you guys post of nuTrek and it's fucking dire when it comes to casting women. A booblet like Aubrey mogs every nuTrek female.

Kira had modest boobs and she was the sexiest girl

>>212088641
Tendi makes up for all the small-breasted nuTrek actresses all by herself.

>>212088774
Rick Booba Berman is a based individual but even he had to yield to Kira's big ol' buttcheeks.

>>212062924 (OP)
STD is the disease that ruined Star Trek.

>>212089393
would've brought more life to the role than Robert Beltran

>>212089247
DS9, VOY, and ENT ruined Trek way before STD. DS9 didn't even rise to the level of "Bonanza" in space.

>>212089466
>Robert Beltran
Why was he such a charisma void lmao

>>212089522
They're still leaps and bounds better than nuTrek. The nadir of DS9, VOY, and ENT could piss on the peak of nuTrek and nuTrek would think the golden mist is a blessing from heaven.

>>212089572
Hated the role, hated the job, kept trying to get fired and eventually just gave up.

The idea that they gave his character the Seven of Nine romance is hysterical. Should've been the Doctor.

>>212089572
That whole show was a charisma void. Janeway had grandma vibes. Neelix practically oozed oil through the screen. The only one I liked was Kes, and they replaced her with a dominatrix. It got to the point where, every time the crew was in danger, I rooted for their demise.

>>212089606
You don't have to tell me. I only liked TOS, TAS, and the first 4 movies, and had to warm up to TNG over a long period of time. DS9, VOY, and ENT are nuTrek to me.

>>212089606
True

The best Nu Trek has to offer is S3 of Picard which is just weak nostalgiabait for casuals who are too dumb to realize that none of the characters in the show even act like themselves. Stewart can't do the Picard voice anymore, there is no military bearing, it's just a bunch of grey-headed old friends off to save the galaxy. It's the TNG cast flanderized to the maximum and cast in the story of a bad TOS film and somehow it's celebrated as a good thing just because of what it's being compared to.

>>212088523
because of lore overload

>>212089903
Nu Trek writers know nothing about Star Trek (much like you). You can't suffer from lore overload if you don't even try to learn the lore and just disregard it entirely.

what was the purpose of giving data taste buds

well when i was watching Amok Time again I realized that this whole friendship angle was maybe not as one-sided as it first appeared to me because it's set up very quickly so you can miss it but T'Pau says that Spock is basically dead to the world because of "blood fever" and so Kirk won't be able to talk to him. but he actually does through sheer force of will manage to snap out of it to beg T'Pau (eloquently) to make an exception and not make Kirk fight. even she is surprised he's able to speak at all.

>>212088641
>Didn't they put a padded bra on Jadzia's cunty actress
I thought that was Jeri Ryan.

i asked this a few days ago but i was wondering if the sequels to star trek 2009 are worth watching? i liked that film quite a bit even though the story was lame

>>212089954
That episode gets Spock's affection for Kirk across very effectively I thought
>>212090002
All the JJ films are shit, including the one you liked.

>>212089931
You're why the shows can't be good anymore.
And why the show should completely reboot with news characters and species instead of trying to appease people like you where nothing will ever be "accurate" enough.
Then the process can start all over again.

Status: Deceased

>>212088425
just for you I'm recasting the character to be Olivia Munn.

>>212090069
same actor who played Picard in Rascals. it was the first thing I noticed

>>212089931
Star Trek has a long-standing policy of not hiring fans to work on the show. There's too much trouble with "purity" and other defiance of the chain of command. Your rant is a perfect example of why they have this policy.

>>212090069
cute boy

>>212089977
There was no need.
>>212090097
Cast Sydney Sweeney as ANYTHING, please!

the only thing holding back trek is miserable sour boomers filled with pus and bile
i say boomers although actual boomers are open minded and appreciate it all as light entertainment, which it is

geezeranon was right

>>212090069
>burned to death in a house fire in the 24th century
breaks suspension of disbelief

>>212090040
No, you're just not a fan of Star Trek. You don't want Star Trek, you want something else -- but for some reason you parasitically latch onto the Star Trek fanbase and try to change it from one thing into another instead of just making something new.

Just go make a new The Expanse, or Babylon 5. A new IP.
The Orville is Star Trek with all of the lore dumped -- do you think it's better that way? Do you think The Orville would be a worse show if it was Star Trek and used familiar races and the Trek lore?
I personally think it'd be better

>>212090069
Why the hell did Jean-Luc not tap his widowed sister-in-law? Some Frenchman.

>>212090109
Ronald D Moore (showrunner of DS9) was a huge TOS fan and he made the best star trek series

>>212090242
I don't base my life around a TV show, so I can't answer your question. I like Star Trek and all, but damn, anon.

>trek "lore"
lol who gives a shit
fucking virgins

>>212090269
The showrunner of DS9 was not Ronald D. Moore.

>Tillyfag appears and posts his cartoon
>suddenly the thread is filled with disingenuous shitposting, geezerposting, and all manner of other cancer
Who do you think you're fooling exactly?

>>212089954
>>212086762
i couldn't find the isolated cue but I found this video about the score that points it out

https://youtu.be/aRbTo8i4P1M?t=480

>>212090242
>I personally think it'd be better
and there it is.
I'm going to "No U" you and say that *you* are not a fan of Star Trek. You're a fan of Spock. Of Bat'leths. Of the warp scale. That you can't separate those things from the spirit of Star Trek says everything.

>>212090269
There are levels and types of fans.

>>212090348
no one mentioned tilly ITT what are you even on about

>>212090451
If you know, you know. If you don't, you're about to find out because this thread's about to turn to absolute trash until this autist takes his night time meds and his personal carer puts him to bed.

>>212090242
>You don't want Star Trek
https://youtu.be/6rQtjMcrhJY?t=37

oh he replyin' to the same message multiple times
he seethin'
he bubblin'
he cryin'
but he ain't gettin' no more (You)s

>>212075059
The way First Contact is shot and cast I'm fairly certain they just wanted to do a BOBW film and a film that had scenes with Zefram Cochrane in it and didn't really care how they got there. It's been years since I've seen it but I don't think they even establish how the Borg travel through time, the Borg sphere just sort of does it. The first Terminator had a similar issue which is why they established a few restrictions and it still deosn't really make sense.

>>212090221
What? You see consoles burst into flames every week and somehow you think shit doesn't burn anymore in the 24th century?

Nigger if they can't fucking keep a fucking space ship made of fucking space plastic from bursting into flames the fuck chance you think a wooden house has?

>>212090593
omg i love the founders! the changelings are my favorite aliens!

>>212090492
Are you claiming it was better before? Or even tolerable?
>>212090688
Not even space plastic. Duranium, and transparent aluminum (a.k.a. ruby and sapphire). And yet it still burns.

>>212090741
>Are you claiming it was better before? Or even tolerable?
Sure, we had like a solid 6 hours or so of a quality /trek/ thread. It was a good run. I'm guessing wagey was in his cagey.

>>212090688
>consoles burst into flames every week
only when they're hit by photon torpedos and disruptors and shit

a house in a random countryside shouldn't be catching on fire randomly and even if it does, they should have space fire detectors or some shit

>>212090221
It was supposed to just be Picard's brother but for some reason they changed it to the whole family

>>212090593
Star Trek and Star Wars are the ultimate sci-fi names. Lost in Space pretty far up there too.

>>212068876
Ohh here come that voy!

>>212090242
I know what I want from Star Trek: sexy Vulcans in catsuits with big fucking titties being ice queens who stare with restrained, logical, seductive expressions as they say my lust for them is illogical. Their rhetoric says no . . . the raised eyebrow says 'take me, you human savage.'

>>212090761
Then things should return to normal Monday. If they don't, then you're wrong.

Beverly Crusher's two sons

>>212090492
you could still be talking about any of several different anons who frequent this thread

btw mine are omeprazole and lipitor

>>212090804
Agreed. Kirk nailed a new hot alien woman in most episodes.

>>212090859
>Agreed. Kirk nailed a new hot alien woman in most episodes.
Things casuals say for $400, Alex.

>>212090840
mine are viagra and saltpeter. i like to let them fight it out

>>212090893
>nooooo ur not a real fanboi like me how dare UUUUUU
you are the reason so many people never give star trek a chance. too many toxic "fans'

>>212090859
He didn't.

>>212066881
>Don't skip anything, don't use guides, watch it all.
based, the only acceptable way really.

>>212090963
you just said some dumb casualfag misconception.

Kirk did not bed a new alien chick in "most episodes". He had several, but not anywhere close to "most". Also some of those aliens were 100% visually identical to humans.

I never heard of this show until I stumbled on it in memory alpha
Why doesn't anybody talk about it?

>>212091044
cuz bad

>>212091044
Probably because most people ITT are over the age of 12 and don't actively discuss Pixar shit. Also I don't even think you can watch it anymore. didn't it get taken off Paramount+?

>>212091015
I think Kirk fucking a new piece of alien trim every week is more true to Gene's vision than what we actually got, which makes it purer than the truth could ever be.

>>212091022
Which nuTrek character is this?

i stopped watching ds9 after evil o'brien doppelganger creeped on the little girl in ds9's laundromat. i know he was supposed to be evil, but there's a line, and the show crossed it

>>212091139
>I think
and I think you should learn more about the things you want to talk about so you don't sound like a fucking retard when you discuss them

Kirk ACTUALLY fucked an alien a grand total of 2 times I remember. And one time was when he married her first

>>212091197
Reddit seems more your speed, anon. Maybe you should go back there.

>>212091272
Nah you are

>>212091192
It's what Gene wanted for when Molly got turned into a little girl.

Well, we all know old Gene wanted way more, but this is all they'd give him.

>>212062999
Based good mood Dukat

>It was James T. Kirk who first theorized that flying parasites discovered on Deneva may have came from "an entirely different galaxy," during the encounter there in 2267.
>Spock further speculated that this other galaxy may be "a place where our physical laws do not apply."
was spock retarded?

>>212091255
Are you not counting 100% human "aliens"?

>>212091501
I'm talking about Deela the Scalosian and Miramanee of course but I guess you could say she doesn't count because that was Kirok not Kirk

Watching Arena blindly and we've got Gul Dukat and Quark as his sniveling henchman hanging out in the equivalent of Vic's. It's throwing me for a loop.

>>212091686
god that movie blows but the aliens look so cool

>>212091737
Yeah it's a lot rougher than I expected, the makeup work is great but the acting, outside of those two, is pretty bad.

>>212091362
Yes, but why specifically in this incident makes him retarded?

Is it really inconsistent with all of the other stupid shit that comes up in Trek?

>>212091886
based, i too feel this way about the Serbs

>>212075725
Why does that bitch sit in a bright ass white room to watch a movie? And then complain like it's the fucking movie's fault. LOL

>>212087625
From the man who made female Ghostbusters!

Akoocheemoya to my /trek/ frens on all days but especially this day

>>212076854
God her flailing sucked here.

>>212091886
I'm just O'Brien, constantly fixing my parent's phones & electronics.

why did he look so handsome in this scene in particular?

Remember to take a moment each day to thank Lazarus for spending eternity fighting his schizo counterpart, so that two universes might continue.

Family right after Best of Both Worlds proves TNG could have had longer arcs.

>>212092758
The cardassian makeup gave the illusion of a strong, square jawline.

Watching Apocalypse Rising. They missed an opportunity to put Jadzia into sexy female Klingon garb.

>>212093754
They couldn't. Terry Farrel's skin bursts into flames on contact with Klingon makeup or something like that. Hence, why they used Odo instead of Jadzia.

>>212093910
What a shame, would have been interesting to see her as a Klingon.

>>212094094
Yeah, but the episode did a great job to highlight that Odo was still in the zone as an investigator and didn't necessarily need his shapeshifting abilities to smoke out other goo people.

>>212062924 (OP)
>chakotay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7YqUxXuJwo
>tuvok though?
sure i'd marry him

>>212093754
Also in the same episode they fuck up continuity by claiming Sisko went to the academy with a Benzanite who was murdered by a Klingon. There WERE no Benzanites in Starfleet before the one from the Wesley Crusher episode. Lazy ass writers. Show dropped. Unsubscribed.

>>212094140
I'm not saying it needs to be either/or with Odo and Jadzia just that she had so much background with Klingons she probably would've done a good job pretending to be one.

>>212093910
She's allergic to latex
It's one of the reasons she has spots

>>212094215
Also how did nobody recognize Worf? He wasn't even in disguise.

>>212071978
this is a pretty good ranking

>>212065927
She should've been brought on for season 6, have Jadzia die during the end of season 5 when cardassians take over DS9, i liked ezri but she needed more time to realy settle in with the crew. Also not a fan of her love triangle with Worf and Julian.

>denise okuda was in TMP as an extra
wtf I never knew this

What should the plot for Star Trek 4 be? Should they save the whales again?

>>212096315
All of those extras were Trek fans as far as I know.

Plus, they made a huge painting showing the back of the Enterprise and spacedock to put in the windows running along the back wall of that scene, and then in the film you can barely see it with the people standing in front of it.

>>212096315
what was the rationale behind these uniforms? were they supposed to replace the red, blue and gold?

>>212096378
i feel like i would like this dude except he's the face of the shittiest version of star trek ever made

>>212096378
Yikes. Not a good look. Red boot laces is a hate symbol as listed on the ADL's website. It would be a shame if NuTrek got cancelled because of this.

>Within a few racist skinhead circles, white or red laces have to be "earned" by some violent act such as attacking a perceived enemy of the white race.

How did Chris Pine earn his?

But, in answer to your Q. They should remake The Royale as a feature flick.

>>212096756
the type of boot also matters, it's not just laces

>>212086229
No their Space Anglo-Dutch-Americans

Starfleet.........assemble.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>212096866
And I'm sure it's just a 'Hindu symbol' he has tattooed on his chest too.

>>212097158
it might be. i don't know what his chest looks like. the hindu version is different from the nazi version

Why didnt Sulu use the Excelsior's transwarp drive to get to Khitomer faster in Star Trek 6?

>>212097264
transwarp is a starfleet lie, none of their ships have it

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