Thread 212068029

Bitch nigga edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The fish are APOCALYPSE survivors who live in a bunker (S2 house basement where Vance wept)
-- Sam = Jace; Jet = Dangerous Caleb; Ben = Ra's al Ghul
-- The bunker is an elimination challenge, LOWEST STOX goes home, they don't know how much they have
-- Tokens and TTS are currently discounted (because they need more money to prepare the 2nd house)
-- Nina is a LESBIAN who wants Direnc (Proof of lesbianism: https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl)
-- There's an AI director cam that you can control by sending prompts (LSDirector)
-- They were attacked by an alien (Mints) and then the cameras fucked up as usual, but Chip was RAPED
-- Everyone is yelling at Freddy for being an alcoholic
-- IT'S A SCIENTIFICAL FACT THAT 99% OF THE PEOPLE WHO DRINK BEER LOVE BEER

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https://www.fishtank.live/
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https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
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Previous: >>212066341

What is freddy an direnc arguing about now?

Built Ford Tough

I'm tired of this fat fuck autistic heeb

ellie's cute little butt...

you guys are bullies !

>>212068060
freddy traded two waters for one beer and direnc wanted to trade one water and one mre for some sewing stuff

Relationshipbros, how the fuck do you put up with listening to women yell like this and not instinctively punch them in the face

>awkward silence after telling Dirench to relapse ina corner
Okay Freddy is my favorite now
my sides

TJ got to play with her tight little slot

the bunker is cursed
they need that angie mural to bless them

What's the point of Letty?

love my alcoholic king

>>212068113
Cryo needs to be a freeloader, he's the only one who can repair the vibes

I drink beer
I love beer
Freddy W

ANGIE UPDATE: She released a cover of Landslide on her patreon

DAN W DAN W DAN W DAN W

cuddling with ellie

>>212068029 (OP)
I saw the scuffle, but had a tab open. What was up with Chris lynch? And why was Freddie trying to wrap a rope around the dudes throat?

Freddy needs a friend who can speak coherently to back him up

......

>>212068113
>my brand

>>212068125
how was he not already?

>>212068119
cool avatar bro

letty is getting really annoyed with the jew

I like arye and Freddy's bickering but I can't stand aryes singing. Please send him home

what does she do?

crack whore vs junkie in withdrawal

the true philosophers of our time

you know they'd both trade all the supplies for another hit

>aryeh sing another song
...........................................

why does areyh always walk around with his arms out like that, is that an autistic thing

>>212068113
cryo is the true philosopher king

>>212068119
You don't. You just punch them.

>>212068060
freddy is an alcoholic that traded 2 water for 1 beer, because he couldn't sleep without calming the junkie jitters

>>212068141
post it in a gofile or literally meaningless

>>212068152
back him up on being an alcoholic? lmao there's no argument it's just "me want beer"

>>212068119
You leave immediately if they do this shit. No relationship is worth it with women who do this shit

>>212068130
goblin girls only have money on their mind

>>212068144
kissing the nape of her neck while spooning her

>>212068155
i have no idea

BEER HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO LOWER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE

Watermellie

DUDE
I NEED BEER TO FUNCTION
BUT IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC

>groomer jet rigging it so wigger bootlicker seth stays in
its so tiresome

>>212068160
watch like the rest of us

>>212068160
me

>>212068119
I used to argue back but now I just leave.

at least freddy has the boys on his side finally

>>212068166
Yeah, not the time

>>212068167
its a fag/autistic thing they have shit motor skills

This is kino again desu I love these retards still hate Jet tho

>>212068119
Tune them out, listen silently, and curse them under your breath afterwards.

>smash basement window
>throw in a smoke bomb
>they have to leave the basement

show saved

im really glad im not the "sings fucking showtunes" autistic
what a burden on people around him
imagine being obligated to love this dude

Not watching, am i missing anything?

I consider myself high functioning alcoholic. I get wasted every single day, weekend or weekday no matter.
But to me it looks weird crashing out over a single fucking beer.

I guess I never found myself in situation where i couldnt just go and buy one so not that i could compare, but one beer does not even give you a buzz, what's the point of KWABing like this for nothing?

Legit question

>>212068175
Its was content

>>212068135
she took each of them to the confessional and told them what they need to do to win. she is like a coach but none of them listened

is this better or worse than the RV arc?

>>212068116
Realistically, production cannot without water from you as part of the competition, so I'd trade all water for anything really.

FUCK AROUND

>>212068119
Don't date people who yell at you?

drunk freddy and drunk daniel have been the best moments in the show
quit arguing against alcohol

>>212068113
Jet make the call

>>212068167
Yeah, it made me notice that i do it

sober bogan deserves to win
if you need beer then go upstairs and fucking LEAVE FREDDY LEAVE THE SHOW

>>212068167
yeah it feels good. i walk around on my tiptoes with my arms like that

>>212068179
do you even watch the show

>>212068199
does anyone have that chart on how certain jews look like? cos this nigga look like Harvey Weinstein

aryeh is ruining any good things about this shitshow

>>212068063
get jet one of those swimming shirts for fat people

this is the time. direnc will get freddy out

i think aryeh is my least favorite person that has ever appeared on fishtank

How would you get out of this situation?

>>212068160
jet

>>212068119
Tell them how sexy they are and how unreasonable they have you feel. Start fingering their asshole. Start kissing their neck

>>212068135
I thought she was supposed to fuck with them, but she's been nontent since the move.

>>212068099
>>212068029 (OP)
People demanding Aryeh go home are the same sort of idiots that try to boot all chatty contestants
If you hate Aryeh more than Elie, you’re the lowest grade of watcher - lower than a Redditor

>>212068185
i need this so bad

Reminds me of most alcoholics (I'm enjoying it)

ELLIE NONTENT
>NONTENT ELLIE
ELLIE NONTENT
>NONTENT ELLIE
ELLIE NONTENT
>NONTENT ELLIE
ELLIE NONTENT
>NONTENT ELLIE

>>212068248
He sings when mom and dad fight, it’s learned autistic behavior

/French/ status?
Forever fredover?

>>212068119
Leave. It’s that simple. Why would you stay in a relationship like this? Come on now use common sense

We are the 99% of beer drinkers.

>>212068160
suck jet's dick after the season is over

>>212068230
Well obviously they won't let you die but they might say you failed the challenge because you have no resources and you die

>>212068119
Just be sober together

>>212068255
Pull her pants down

>>212068211
Now that'd be funny. Or just get a bb gun and pelt a window once or twice and drive away before they see your car. It'll be audible on camera audio and would freak out all the fish.

>>212068223
>but one beer does not even give you a buzz

it does if its a 16oz 10% abv ninkasi triple IPA

?

Name one (1) thing that Ellie did in the past 15 minutes

SUDDENLY SEYMOUR

>>212068235
Direnc hates content

>>212068255
out? ideally i would get in

>>212068255
genuinely? start humping

>>212068262
aryeh is better than ellie for sure, he just needs to be fucked with way way more. being like this is annoying as fuck and he should be shit on for it

>>212068255
Cum, like actually

>>212068255
I wouldn't. I would sit there and listen, and that's what no-one did.

>>212068285
sleep

>>212068255
Throw her off me.

>>212068160
Be cute

>>212068119
You have to accept you're never going to win an argument with a woman and just be quiet and let her get it out of her system. Anything you say will just be more ammo for her to use to prolong the argument.

>>212068285
sleep, whisper to drench, smile at camera, sleep

based ben coming in and saving the day as usual

>>212068285
she's been laying down so that's kinda epic....

>>212068282
speak for yourself

>>212068285
She stood up, then went back to bed.

>>212068167
im self concious about my nipples poking through my shirt so i do it to hide them

>>212068260
Ellie is kinda nothing.
Arye is actively annoying.

>>212068119
DONT DATE PEOPLE LIKE DIRENC. DONT MARRY PEOPLE LIKE DIRENC. THAT SIMPLE. Easy.

>>212068245
He said he took a 23 and Me, and he was 99.8% ashkenazi jewish

>>212068260
adolf's ghost

>Aryeh writes a funny and entertaining play in an hour that puts Extreme Peace to shame
Production's reaction?

>>212068264
same anon, same

>>212068262
fuck you faggot i'm tired of his gay ass singing I hope frank comes soon to make this homo cry

>>212068270
they'll make up outside the basement

angie has done a guitar cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOiA6igTGZQ

>>212068235
Yeah and that a problem bc somehow Daniel has the lowest stox , and Seth is 3rd

ellie should go next, if you disagree you are a brain rotted simp or jet

>>212068239
freddy and direnc's love/hate relationship is the only good thing about direnc

>>212068285
name one thing ellie did in the past 15 days

>>212068282
Based and ninkasi pilled

>>212068276
So like, show's over when that happens? They have 4 weeks left.

>daniel's going to get eliminated
What went wrong? How do you feel about this?
Personally, I think that post saying
>Aryeh = S1
>Daniel = S2
>Fred = S3
>??? = S4
was true. Daniel was the quintessential S2-style fish, S2 was known for it's extreme challenges, competitiveness, and increased Goranian chaos. Daniel went into S4 consciously trying to be evil, scheming, betraying, and challenging the other fish but it's apparent he's too much of a dork to pull it off. This is actually why he's popular; his failed attempts at being the villain are endearing.

He's been trying to capture the attention of the S2 fanbase since he entered, but since all his schemes fall flat, it's not working and he's seen as a pathetic KWAB instead of the Machiavellian villain

>>212067895
you may have focused on the negative aspects too much and got the wrong vibe. the production may have shit the bed in various aspects but the season was still extremely entertaining and engaging and there was an insane amount of memorable moments and peaks. there's a reason the threads were the most active they've ever been during s2
>>212068198
cooming to this

another relationship destroyed by alcohol
let this be a lesson

>>212068311
lol youve never even had one. i can tell you are one of those 5.5% abv drinkers

>>212068333
based

>>212068229
way better. the cast atleast carries this shit. RV was unwatchable

>>212068285
look good

>>212068255
>chip legit bricked up
cant blame him

>>212068119
You look for a woman who's tolerable and decent and eventually accept you'll be alone forever

>>212068160
sucks off jet during her bathroom pass trips

>>212068333
i think whoever has the lowest stox should go next

>>212068215
Id rather be around a nonverbal than someone who landed wherever the fuck Aryeh is on the spectrum.

>>212068340
Please rip her trousers more

>>212068175
so did dan
so did seth
the boys like beers, faggot

>>212068255
With a strong pelvic thrust

How is it possible for Freddy to be a clear favorite, top Stox but barely gets any positive TTS??

>>212068270
they fight and make up like every single day

Nontent in a Box
Nontent with a Fox
Nontent in the Rain
Nontent on a Train
Nontent here or there
Nontent anywhere

>>212068119
>>212068182
calling him out on being an alcoholic? this is why men suck

>increasingly desperate danfags telling him to do anything at all
kino

>>212068340
hot

bitchtank 2 with Rachel, Angie, Direnc, Ellie and Freddy freeloading would have been a better season

>>212068270
they're that toxic relationship that's on and off again every couple hours

>>212068331
Based Fleetwood Mac appreciator

we need a bathroom cam

drench and fred need to fuck it out

>>212068331
you can tell she just started playing.
she wants the fred d. simps btfo.

>>212068345
>What went wrong?
They let his only source of content leave the house instead of someone like Ellie or Seth

Literally me during drench freddy fight

>>212068255
Imagine being Letty and seeing your ex get straddled like this

Jerked off to so much JAV today knowing Ill never fuck Ellie

Now I dont find her attractive

Aika ftw

Freddy has an actual problem. This isn’t even the first time on the show he put his own alcoholic needs over everyone else.

>>212068255
start humping

Ellie and Seth are 4th and 5th stox???? Paypigs ruin the show

>>212068270
throw them in the crawlspace for a couple hours

>>212068331
go make a bant thread already faggot

>>212068298
>>212068255

I haven't been watching today, what are they up to?

>>212068160
She watches from the corner because she wants to be cucked.

Seriously, what pissed chrise lynch off so bad?

>>212068378
paypigs hate content

>>212068393
we need a toilet bowl cam

>>212068223
Dude 1 beer will absolutely get me buzzed if I drink it quickly or shotgun it. I prefer weed I don’t get hungover. Drinking is for big events

>>212068160
Be ugly gook

>>212068369
Stocks shit is manipulated by the production anyway. It's all fake and gay.

>>212068262
Daniel, Ellie, and Seth are just boring. They don't make the shit unbearable like Ary.

>>212068413
just give him a beer how hard is it fuck

kick ellie
kick seth

replace them with freeloaders

>>212068397
This has been the case for the past 10 days, yes

>>212068331
she has an empty head

>>212068413
his problem is he doesn't have any beer

>>212068350
actually cheap whiskey and soda because the amount of beer i needed to drink to get me buzzed started giving me bloody diarrhea

>>212068125
>we'll get along better if you were in active addiction too
he's not wrong

Ellie needs to go. She's been as sour as a raisin recently

audience finally starting to notice ellie is doing nothing

*flies in on a magic broom*
NINA
*flies off towards the full moon*

>>212068345
I agree with this but it's schizophrenic and not true

>>212068160

dog roleplay for jet

How has the show been since leaving the house?

How is anyone siding with Freddy? he just wants baby bottle beer. millennials self-inserting as their fellow washout junkies much?

>>212068345
daniel might just be the wrong person for this, anything he does fails spectacularly
also >??? = S4 is angie, the extreme over-the-top soifacing groupie fan

Jet its time for the fake beer bit from season 1 to return.

>>212068435
because is more fun watching him crashing out

Glad to see everyone enjoying the Jet Neptune 24/7 Super Chat Stream

Can you imagine if Aryeh and Burt were in the same tank?

>>212068452
/French/ ODing in eachother's arms....

>>212068413
You don't understand, it's a strategy that instantly puts him at an advantage, in a can

fishtank is always at its lowest when its just the fish sitting in silence while tts is spammed at them

>>212068413
Putting your own desires above everyone else's needs is a good thing

>>212068409
Aika is nice but you should watch Nagi Hikaru

the framing of him has been very holy today. the universe is saying something.........

>>212068223
freddy has crossed over into non-functioning, he now needs alcohol in his blood to be nice, to make "content", to wake up, to sleep.

>>212068454
i wonder what daniel really thinks too. you know he wants to say something but knows jet will 100% step in and defend her and fuck him over

>>212068413
its not the real apocalypse fucking moron
they are not going to die of thirst

>>212068454
the fewer fish there are, the more obvious nontent ellie is

>>212068397
>First couple to have sex on camera get 10 fish bucks each
>Let unfiltered TTS blast through while they do it
Do it Jet. Sextank.

>>212068453
i mean shes on her period

>>212068413
This is fishtank we love problems. Forgot what show you’re watching?

weck unironically had the best response to aryehs manchild singing and talking about cartoons you could tell it made the fat jew uncomfortable

ellie would be more content if she got coaching like seth did

>>212068487
Fuhrer Freddy has the mandate of Heaven...

>>212068422
They sit around and listen to TTS
Jet it up!

Does Letty know she's allowed to do whatever she wants since she's a freeloader

ANON UPDATE

I just ate a turkey sandwich

>>212068487
kino

>>212068487
Freddy is the most Christlike fish in the tank.

>>212068229
Better in that the cameras actually stay online
Worse in that there’s less happening and the people are boring

>>212068422
nothing

jet complaining that all the fish in s2 dressed the same actually revealed that they all had identical personalities, something he may have realised if he laid off the galaxy gas

>>212068331
>Stevie Nicks self inserter mom music taste
Sounds about white

>Ellie is more nontent than Josie
People thought it couldn't be done

guys has anyone seen my lighter? tryin to hit the gb

Bros...

Is this worse than the camping challenge?

>>212068517
What all was on the sandwich besides turkey?

>>212068512
she literally only came so she could brag about it to her discord friends, shes just waiting til they kick her off

>>212068510
we needed more of it

>>212068506
jet should impreg her to put an end to that

>>212068487
Freddy Christ

>>212068434
A boring contestant is worse than a frustrating contestant
Daniel also does try to do things, he just always fails

I’ll be happy if Ellie or Seth go home next but they suck up to production so they won’t be removed

I havent been watching. Why are their clothes all ripped up?

>>212068515
Bro she's a genius manipulator, you just don't understand.

>>212068487
most kino shot of the season so far

>>212068331
I really like her voice

>>212068517
thanks for the update!

>>212068510
Yeah but then the crackwhore shut it down and encouraged his autistic behaviour further

>>212068515
She can't

neptunian shot.

>>212068541
she still got it despite being a used up rag

>>212068510
i wish he stayed longer

Freddy feels humiliated after that beer argument so he is coping by trying to seem useful by making a lasso and loudly keeping everyone posted about his progress

Do the wiggers read these threads still? If they do please run drunk POS in the bunker and the winner gets immunity. Let Daniel try and save himself since its pretty much guaranteed he goes home rn

>>212068510
>Aryeh
>Manchild
Meanwhile weck's spending his time on a skateboard like a 12 year old lol

>>212068267
simps are beyond pathetic its pure lol. bitch dont do nothin

>>212068487
freddy is unironically the soul of S4

>>212068461
>schizophrenic
It's a surface level analysis, lay off the galaxy gas

>>212068487
He’s the winner.

>>212068541
the evil vixen will not tempt me.

>>212068517
>new thread theme
https://youtu.be/ZhIYrsWzcSk?si=TwJiR95Ob21NUVBk

Jet named his character ‘Dangerous Caleb’

>>212068130
he got to play with the abandonment that he deserved and nothing else

>>212068541
SEXO

Letty hasn't been home in almost two years btw

>>212068526
cole and tj had their own swag

>>212068572
rent free

>>212068543
camping challenge was somewhat visually interesting

coughing intensifies

This is worse than the RV actually

>>212068487
Freddy is a literal messianic figure. All hail the Fredster.

>>212068331
cute

>>212068487
it's funny how everyone, including sam, thought freddy was a dud the first couple of days. how wrong we all were, he's the main character this season

>>212068546
tomatoes, lettuce, and jarlsberg

After Ellie gets sent home later
>Wait, production can just plot whatever numbers they want into the stox market?

>>212068451
Holy fucking based

>>212068515
letty is nontent, always has been

If you drink alcohol you should be denied health insurance

>>212068526
what personality does this convey?

>>212068345
The stoX system is stupid. At this point its no longer whos entertaining, its who is most likely to leave. Its self fulfilling. You sell your stoX because you anticipate a crash which causes more sells. stupid.

It should be a points system based on challenges, endorsements, and entertainment. Give points for challenges (1st 100 points, 2ns 80 points, 3rd 60 points), points for endorsements ( First 100, 2nd 80 etc) with endorsements resetting once a week, and points at productions discretion for entertaining things the contestants did. Maybe bonus points for a viral clip. Would be the optimal path. They can display points like the stox

>ellie gets out
>sees she got a lot of followers
>live streams
>posts nudes
Simps, you should want her out too. Just accept that she won't randomly strut around naked.

>>212068606
i knew from day 1 when he was forcing ellie and daniel to play hangman with him he was the one

how is it ellies fault if the wiggers can not set up proper bedpositions

>>212068543
The camping challenge was one of the best eras of fishtank

>>212068574
yeah but weck shreds and the jew is just a gay cartoon musical lover

Guys what happened yesterday after they left the house? How long was it on standby for?
And what's the lore for this place?

Why was Daniel's stox at 2F for like 10 minutes?

>>212068606
man he looked like such a faggot when he walked in because of the glasses and earrings in his intro pic, but he turned out to be the opposite

>>212068573
>drunk POS in the bunker
aka "someone gets stuck with a rusty nail" challenge and "who can break open the shitpipe first" challenge

Stox is a bad way to eliminate. If you're letting the audience choose then it should be narrowed to two fish and they have to do a challenge.

>>212068609
Based

>>212068611
Jet isnt sending his asian teen kitten home

She's going to be here for a while. Deal with it.

>>212068589
you forgot her pussy and boobies and butt

production should have given Freddy a jug of "water" that was just vodka

freddy WILL hurt someone. it is only a question of time. let's watch...

>>212068636
Idk dude

>>212068573
>Drunk POS
>But Freddy is not allowed to drink
that'd be some proper hellhouse

>>212068606
I remember in the threads people were saying that all he needs is some booze and he'd be the best.
they were 100% correct

>>212068606
it's because he loosened up and became himself. at the beginning he was "safe mcniceguy" and was offputting with being fake

How the fuck does Seth have a good STOX price?

>simmons
>cole
>angie
>the three most consequential eliminations in fishtank history all had adult braces
what did god mean by this

>>212068541
Absolute 10/10 ideal body for me, and the fact that she keeps it hairy is the chef's kiss
Shame about the face and the personality, though

>>212068119
Normal girls don't yell like Direnc. She's horrible, and it's no surprise that she looks for useless unemployed men that need to be dependent on her, whilst she abuses them.

Aryeh literally has the motor skills of a toddler. I watched him spin in a circle and stick his arms out while sitting down last night like a 4 year old.

>>212068628
>gets out, immediately gets a message from Jet inviting her over to talk about job opportunities
>drops off the map and we never see her again except in the background of jets streams

>>212068428
Lately I've been feeling that shotgunning a beer is a lost art. I need to bring it back but where I currently live they only sell tallboys and those are hard even for a seasoned vet like me.

>>212068642
If I were there, I'd act as if I'm RP'ing and crack the slab foundation or bust open some pipes.

>>212068647
It's alright, she makes it easy. She's barely on screen.

>>212068402
I could tell when she was asked to play, took her guitar outside, and then avoided playing. It's okay, I still love her and can teach her.

>>212068526
he's the one to speak, the fish dressed better than jet

i want ellie to leave so i can stop watching

>>212068670
Her face and personality are elite

freddy's lasso is so cool

>>212068620
what a retarded and purely american take. go back to pol faggot

naw it do be like this doe

>>212068620
and fat
and smoking
and pre existing genetic conditions

>>212068647
It’s actually so annoying the lengths she goes to be completely non sexual

>>212068667
have you seen the rest of the cast?

>>212068656
he already did
me by crashing out and fighting with drench over fucking nothing

>>212068636
6 hours of nothing then they appeared here with some fallout larping
what they did for 6 hours i dont fuckin know

>>212068668
how are you so close yet so far, angie over jin? the fuck happened there bud?

>>212068675
you should see him use a broom

>>212068643
this

Letty hates Freddy

>>212068668
Cole didn't have braces you can't Mandela this on me

>>212068668
imagine still needing braces as an adult?
kwab

>>212068659
>Drunk POS
>But Freddy is not allowed to drink
The Freddy Nuke Option.

he watching fishtank
talmbout
"why it boring"
THIS NIGGA STUPID

Need Ellie out of bed to get some tummy kino

I'm a ciggerholic

I'm more of a cigarettahol.

>>212068670
the pubes is 10/10 if anyone says different is low t

>>212068675
he has dyspraxia

>>212068620
If you drink alcohol you should be executed (paid for by taxpayer money)

>>212068668
Jin was more consequential than Angie, but doing an elimination in the first week was beyond retarded anyway.

>>212068562
Is it weird I save pics like this to jack off to later? I guess part of the appeal is I know Daniel would hate it.

>>212068670
an evening with letty and nice cold glass of choc on the rocks

>>212068506
You niggas have been saying that for a week

>>212068668
Angie was not that level of consequential. You are either a simp or had to say that because JIn didn't have braces. Either way you're retarded. Heres the (you).

Kill Freddy, behead Freddy, roundhouse kick Freddy into the walls of Bedroom 1, steal Freddy’s fishbucks, crucify filthy Freddy, pour laxatives into Freddy’s food, launch Freddy into the sun, cut off Freddy’s liquor until he dies from alcohol dependence, toss Freddy into active volcanoes, lace Freddy’s cocaine with fent, destroy Freddy’s studio, report Freddy to the police for stealing his band’s equipment, karate chop Freddy in half, wax Freddy, trap Freddy in quicksand, crush Freddy in the trash compactor, pour milk on Freddy, invite Freddy to Cryo Island, poop on Freddy, trample Freddy at a Proud Boy’s rally, stomp Freddy skull with Judge’s cowboy boots, send Freddy away in an RV, cuck Freddy with Brian on on IG live, squat on Freddy’s milkcouch domains, knock out Freddy’s teeth on the half-pipe in the living room, drown Freddy in the Famous House pool

>>212068655
fucking this

>>212068705
>>212068668
im an idiot just realized its because the braces i forgot simmons had them

>>212068675
nah hes into furbaby diaper play have you seen how he acted with ricky?
hes a fuckin degenerate hiding his fetish with the guise of childlike motorskills but its 100% hes into some weird baby roleplay shit

It makes sense sending Ellie home now, it's not friendtank after all

going to the beer store after work what should i get

>>212068647
Her whole personality is pure cringe. It would almost be sad, if she wasn't so pathetic

will freddy punch aryeh or dirench first?

>>212068736
Do a cum tribute and DM it to him

>>212068742
have you ever felt the touch of a woman anon

>>212068715
*vocaroo of spencer losing his shit*

>>212068742
do you know how long periods last lmfao

>>212068752
beer

well I’ve been afraid of changing cause I built my life around you

Please tell me this isn't the actual week 2 twist

>>212068745
You forgot fuck Freddy

predictions for Aryehs play?

Will he go as far to give him and Ellie a romance arc? Make Freddy a retarded junkie bad guy?

CAN A DOG DROP IN?

Wait is an elimination actually due today? During this basement shit?

>>212068749
both of those can be true

>>212068626
I agree. The second part is a good idea, but Sam said he doesn’t want it to be a game show. I think it’s because that would require planning things out and they hate that (ew gross!). The show is optimized for milking pigs, so no changes to the format will ever be made.

>>212068667
you know everyone in /ftl/ related to daniel? everyone else relates to the most boring person you will ever meet

>>212068763
not a week, virgin

>>212068751
ITS MY DOG AND I SAY SHE STAYS

the subterranean environment are going to drive freddy insane
he'll be kicking aryeh into a wall by Sunday

looks like they are ISIS hostages with those rugs

>Frederick causes chaos
Stox goes down
>Aryeh sings like a faggot
Stox skyrockets

Explain this to me.

That Angela girl was just a brown tayleigh, stop talking about her

>>212068745
Would have been funnier if you snuck in couple of "tenderly kiss freddy" or "passionately fuck freddy after crack smoking sesh" in there to really capture the bipolar nature of their relationship.

>>212068742
Here on 4chan we use the word 'nigger'

>>212068752
the biggest beer

>>212068670
we need to be making choc on the rocks

>I'm definitely an alcoholic
>I love alcohol
>It calms me down I don't give a fuck

i tried making choc on the rocks and all the ice melted and it tasted like shit. that burger planet looking motherfucker will pay for this

>>212068742
truuuu, Ellie's period should have ended by now..

>>212068119
You can just manipulate them to be whatever you want I thought

>>212068765
i was thinking the same thing
>>212068811
omg that sounds awesome

>>212068773
who cares?

>>212068771
This is reality

>>212068816
You did it wrong.

freddy has found Allah (PBUH)

>>212068812
anyone pay attention enough to get the recipe?

>>212068802
Ben needs to kick in the door on the last day with Smoke Team 6

>>212068814
he's just like me fr fr

>>212068818
i look and talk like this

>>212068740
based COTR poster

Is the next elimination really just whoever has the lowest stoX? They really need to rig it and boot Seth. This is the perfect time to jettison him, he's dead weight.

>>212068803
if u look outside of /ftl/, aryeh is the most popular contest, because he’s a wholesome chungus 100

THE NORMIES ARE DUMPING ELLIE

How long until Daniel tries to hang himself with that?

>>212068816
>watered down chocolate milk
Just what I would expect from Alex
And just what I would expect an anon to actually consume

>>212068752
voodoo ranger imperial

Even looking at Ellie should be a criminal offence

>>212068818
99% of people who drink beer love beer

Aella would be a great fish.

I'm gonna get wasted tonight for an immersive fishtank experience

Sending home Daniel who attacks production when drunk, please don't say it will happen

>>212068847
You mean Ellie

>>212068833
if you dislike choc on the rocks you're simply one of the less cultured members of this community and this society

Drinking an Ice Chookie with Claudia

>>212068854
DUMP ELLIE DUMP ELLIE DUMP ELLIE DROP THAT BITCH

Post your Disco Freddies if you have 'em.

>drinking alcohol and liking 18yearolds makes puritan zoomzooms pop a gasket
The world is healing

>>212068854
thank god.

>>212068413
Seth, Letty, and Daniel all made the same trade faggot.

>>212068859
>Angewa my beloved

>nothing to do here except west
even the retard knows the wiggers are retards

every fallout bunker needs brat energy desu they are severely lacking it

Jet and the wiggers definitely wont be manipulating the stox to get rid of cast they don’t like

>>212068847
Yeah, unfortunately he’s the self insert for paypig losers, so he’s 3rd/4th in stox.

>>212068759
you sound like a faggot redditor for typing that

>>212068453
she just working through that her crush whored her out. she isn't even looking at jet anymore. it's over

Vitamin D. You need a purpose, going to the gym is a great start. Just start getting things going.

I'm going to miss her when she's gone.

I will rug pull Ellie 10 minutes before elimination

did that guy really invent putting ice in chocolate milk

>>212068752
get that new busch lime and give me a review

I'M DRUNK IN THE FISHTANK RIGHT NOW

>>212068904
they need just dance for the morale

>>212068883
That would be fine too, but Dangerous Caleb wants sex so it won't be happening.

ITS DANGEROUS CALEB
HES HERE

>>212068864
haven't had a voodoo ranger in a while i might pick up a couple tallboys

redscare talked about niggavack on the newest ep

>>212068759
No

I wish Freddy was my brother

>>212068864
trash taste lol

>>212068879
Shit bro I guess I'll drop a few tabs and watch lsdirector only

>>212068887
Claudiaaa can Choc Tuah on the rocks and dip her beak nose right in

Jet? more like Blimp

IS THAT DANGEROUS CALEB, HUSBAND OF LENNY?

>a green new world awaits
camptank incoming

>>212068270
Yawn.

fat caleb

>radiation levels are slowly dropping
kek they’re already planning to end this

Personally I like the overcomplicated stupid AI generated lore.

>Moving out of the basement
fucking finally this has been grim

>>212068854
>Letty at the bottom
Grim.

>>212068915
>>212068854
When she is eliminated, she will be a "production assistant" for 4 weeks.

More like little caleb

>>212068656
he already broke drench's heart

she just wants him to be sober and be her husband
but freddy is committed to drinking he tried sober living and for him it wasn't sober, it was so-boring
freddy wants a woman who will see him for who he is and not try to change him
but drench loves him, and was even going to fold 1000 paper cranes for him with the wish that he would sober up; the japanese say if you fold 1000 paper cranes your wish will come true
she got to 20 or so but Freddy's drunken outburst the night before and Wecks triggering her made her rip them all in half, symbolically shattering her bond with Freddy forever

Jet's only noteable talent is impressions/voices

i wanna blow jet while he's in character

>>212068920
i'm /druk/ right now

>>212068919
don't really like normal busch so i probably won't get that sorry

>>212068887
What’s an ice chookie

They’re going camping in the bloodgames forest

>>212068854
Based

>>212068752
i'm gonna have like 10..15 fuckin beers
rip the fridge off the wall
god damn!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WegVmHfHbB0

>>212068932
Shit I wish I caught this live hahahahahah

I enjoy faggot Jet's faggot characters. My favorite was the redditor during Bloodgames.

>>212068937
cant drink anything higher than 4% huh pussyboy

>>212068885
as a meme
>5.2/10
as a drink
>kys

>>212068893
why do zoomers hate alcohol so much?

>>212068970
neptunian kinography....

>>212068715
https://vocaroo.com/13AmPPp6hQPB

>>212068970
leaving las vegas

>Green new world
green?
as in beer bottle green?

>>212068973
you get it

>Jet comes in to do gay roleplay
>entire basement goes silent and the vibe is killed
How does he do it?

THE UPSIDE WORLD
ITS LIKE STRANGER THINGS
VILLENEUVE NOLAN SNEIDER NEPTUNE

>Raul TEJeda
spoopy

>>212068973
if he moaned while doing the ghoul voice it would be hot

>>212068917
you dont understand, there is also alcohol involved. a true choc on the rocks to be fair requires a moderately high IQ to perfect - it's not just some simple chocolate milk - it's something much more and it's gonna revolutionize how you enjoy your cold alcoholic beverages

fred really thinks he's gonna be able to throw a lasso

>>212068932
is there a clip of this with audio

What happened to the fishtank podcast anon? Those were funny.

>>212068647
based

>>212068854
Why is Letty so low? Is she a valid elimination target or will she stay regardless?

>>212068997
they hate everything cool

>>212069000
Based, I lost that shit

>>212068997
cole, tj, and letty are zoomers that like drinking beer

>>212068990
hell yea brother!!!!

>>212069021
I'll make one rn if you want

>>212068971
no it isn't. doing a low effort froggy voice isn't hard

Jet's hat sucks. Look at the size of his hat, pathetic. Tell Jet his hat sucks.

>>212068970
>for him it wasn't sober, it was so-boring
keeek

>>212068970
>for him it wasn't sober, it was so-boring
lol based maybe i am self inserting

Finally the shitty bit will be over hopefully by tonight

lenard's cute little tummy...

>>212068917
>>212069016
That the fish didn't vocally make fun of this blew my mind.

>>212069016
No he literally said it had nothing to do with alcohol dumbfuck

the storm's coming before the clear

Freddy is a lovable rogue

the storms coming before the clear

>>212068984
choccy milk w ice

its time!

>>212068678
Shotgunning was very popular when I was in the military. I’m sure it is in college too

>>212068984
Slang for Choc on the Rocks, get with the program

>>212068992
kek I remember when Tai killed him and tai said "see this what happen when they call you gay on twitter"

Why is LTTY lower than DANL? wtf is wrong with people

>>212068943
Kek

the storm's coming before the clear

>>212069037
cozE :3

thirsting for some seth kino right now

Do the fish know this is an elimination challenge and the lowest stox is going home?

>>212068029 (OP)
-- There's an AI director cam that you can control
by sending prompts (LSDirector)

it's not on ppv
i don't get it, how can you control a camera that does not move in space, is it fixed in place and you can zoom?

>>212068670
For me, it's the thin arms and the puffy nips. Irresistible.

>>212069078
sick as fuck

they have to move out of the basement because a storm is coming and the basement will flood

>>212068997
It’s horrible for you

I swear Aryeh's grooves are deeper

>>212068970
>symbolically shattering her bond with Freddy forever
didnt she get him to dance with her bunch of times for the mariarchi

lenard's cute little tummyhole...

>>212069025
shes a freeloader they cant be eliminated

What are the lore implications of radiation clearing this quickly?

>>212068976
Haven't seen this one before, thank you.

>>212068943
kek

>>212069072
Because /ourguy/ is winning this show

>>212069072
She's kinda just there

>>212068997
Alcoholic X'er parents

>>212069072
She's supposed to be fucking with them. She's just been sitting there.

the green new world is the swamp?

lol they are cutting the basement arc short

daniel's going home, nothing can be done at this point to stop it

>>212068331
angie has a beautiful singing voice and perfect tight body

>>212069086
yeah but they don't know the stox prices so they aren't trying

>>212069053
Let my headcanon be

>>212068970
this breaks my heart.......

>>212069060
It’s called choc on the rocks, dumbfuck

>>212069118
they saw their viewership drop off a fucking cliff and are now in full panic mode

>>212068976
very appropriate, would be even better with [trivial: failure]

>>212069118
they were in a space time distortion and it is literally the year 4000 in the upside

>>212069089
it applies ai filters based on prompt afaik

>>212068893
>>212068997
>>212069028
>NOOOOOOO DRINKING BRAIN POISON TO BE A STINKY BELLIGERENT RETARD LITERALLY MEANS I'M COOL, WHY DON'T THESE GOSH DARN ZOOMERINOS GET IT, NOOOOOO!

>>212068345
Drench is more S2coded than Daniel desu. You could also say Drench perfectly fits Bitchtank. Unfortunately, Daniel lacks confidence and drive. Never really felt like he fit in

>>212069056
>>212069059
>>212069063
>>212069080
fags

>>212069105
yeah and before that freddy was kissing and touching on her all day and she was giggling along with it

>>212069028
Yeah we grew up around you 'cool' guys and decided we didn't want to be boogaloo little good goon boys for the government like Wendigoon! Fuck your society

ellie's body on my rocks...

>>212068981
me neither, but the last two fruit flavored busch's have been really good so im eager for this one

Special guest tonight

They should divide the rooms in 3. Just use blankets for walls. It will fix the echo.

>>212068606
On day one when he showed up Angie and Ellie were like “omg you’re 36?! That’s so old!!!!”

>>212068970
Kino

I ship Nick and Ellie

>>212068029 (OP)
4:38PM EST

Who is the special guest?

>>212069134
>lol they are cutting the basement arc short
it was literally just a last minute bullshit to kill time while they prepare the house you complete retard
didnt the low effort AI slop and non-existing costumes give that away

"wow you're sooooo funny Jet teeeheeehee and your tiny nipples and complete lack of any muscle definition like a 9 year old and your big fat gut and your wigger sagging pants showing off your boxers like a naughty boy, you're so hot jet, you're so cute and sweet, your characters are so funny hehe did I mention I'm a virgin? isn't that heckin based "A"-"F"?"

"noooo stop filming me up close I don't like being on the camera I hate it I'm so bashful teheheeheheee *passes by mirror and is stunlocked for 2 minutes*"

I have aspergers and i stand with Dan! Autists together strong!!!!

>>212068970
It's such a sadness

>>212069160
practicing for her black gorilla dick husband
cute

they shouldn't be losing another person this early. dumb

>>212069159
>pops a gasket

>VERY SPECIAL GUEST TONIGHT
>VERY SPECIAL GUEST TONIGHT

Just tuned in, what have I missed?

holy shit this is so bad. this makes the RV trip look genius compared to this sorry shit

>>212068997
Having the internet meant it wasn't the only thing to do, zoomers are also all disgusted by their gen x parents and think millennials are losers

I love the way they love

would you rather have a Dan Autism Son or an Aryeh Autism Son

BAM part 3 ??????

>>212069194
it's mad funny that they cut up their actual clothes for like 2 or 3 days max

>>212068752
steel reserve 211
(the 24oz tall boys, I need at least 3 of them to get through the night, usually knocks me out nice but sometimes I dip into the 4th)

>>212069181
in that cast maybe i should give it a shot then, my younger brother is in college and says busch apple is all the rage these days

>>212069159
yeah yeah nigger

Mrs Eleanor Fuentes

>>212069103
I don't think so. Some of the greatest moments of my life were spiced with booze and I've never had any physical consequences besides a hangover.
btw did you know that you're going to die? Big time.

>>212068331
>you guys just aren't other people :3
the people who get parasocial over women like this should be culled for the sake of the human race

>>212069206
Don't drink for one week challenge, go!

>>212069186
BLANKETS???

Wait if they're leaving the basement already does that mean someone's getting eliminated tonight

Letty is like 5'5 and Freddy is barely taller than her

>>212068970
Nigger quit it with the cuck fantasies. Stop watching this show for fucking romance.

>>212069194
>didnt the low effort AI slop and non-existing costumes give that away
No that just sounds like classic wiggers

>>212069186
Moving blankets.
These posers know nothing about music or audio.

>>212069202
gorillas have small penises

>>212069072
letty is immune. people are dumping her stox to buy the stox of the contestant they want to save

>>212069216

Not a goddamned thing

>>212069194
dont call me a retard, it hurts my feelings be nice to me

so are we getting out of the basement soon? the viewing experience has been really bad and ive just stopped watching

>>212069216
Freddy crashed out because Drench wouldnt trade their water for beer again.
/french/ might be over for good this time

>>212069191
sorry, bro
https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/1938444886493237420

>>212069105
that was after she had her tai moment and realized the challenges don't matter and it's rigged for freddy. /french/ since then has been calculated to gain his favor so he can later stab him in the back

>>212069221
Dan for sure. Arye is incurable.

i've been watching this shit since day 1 season 1 and i don't know why i'm still watching

>Stop it you silly silly gumdrops
Freddy cute!

>>212069196
she was asked whos her favorite boy in the tank and she said jet because he's sweet. anyone who thinks this means she finds him attractive or wants to fuck has never been around women in thier life.

>>212069236
we need people like this to fill out the slave caste

we're just gonna forget drench raped a member of production? how many strikes does she get?

>>212069086
Angie gives me sperm cramps

>>212069221
Dan

Honestly I'm gonna miss the basement

The special guest is Walter Goggins dressed as The Ghoul

>>212069193
Tom Myers
he's gonna debate aryeh

>>212069234
Yeah I’m ready to die, not going to drink grain estrogen slop to prove myself to losers on 4chan

>*click*
>yep this bit is going in the cringe folder

>>212069216
Recent studies suggest that 99% of people who drink beer love beer.

>>212069229
love me some steel reserve, my friends and i meet up and drink them and listen to steely dan sometimes

Didn't Freddy's stox drop after the candy challenge, he would have gotten eliminated if they weren't too late?
I remember his stox getting dumped, but was he last?

>>212069159
Sounds like you need a couple beers

>>212069245
No it means they understand the larp completely failed

>>212069058
freddy is a giant fag

>>212069267
Good. Death to cucks.

>>212069159
>brain poison
LOL, LMAO EVEN

>>212069231
>acts like a nigger
>calls upstanding White citizens niggers

What is my wife thinking atm?

>>212069191
Better than jet and ellie

>>212069227
bro their clothes have been cut up so many times already this season I can't believe they still have things to wear lmao

>>212069205
They want to wrap the season up quick for blood games.

>>212069239
I don't even drink but I don't seethe so badly over people who do like you

>>212069274
She was begging like a dog for him at the snap of a finger

>>212069216
Chip was literally raped by half-naked feral drench, nipples protruding and all

>>212068970
This is why I believe direnc is perfect for Freddy for she’s holding back: won’t drink anymore and won’t smoke weed. Freddy will 100% guide her and make sure she’s okay but she will hold herself back and then wonder for the rest of her life what if she did give Freddy a chance and let him be himself.
There’s a reason why Freddy and direnc clicked so well, they are both alcoholics and hell raisers deep down.

what's the URL for the fan-made fishtank analytics site?
(NOT grizzway.dev, there's a different one possibly with "fish" in the URL)

>>212069221
Daniel 100%

>>212069193
the kings of s2

>>212069307
Who has the webm of Cole drinking his beer while hiding from the camera?

Got paid today $2k and after my bills and loan repayments I've got like $150. WHOSE STOX SHOULD I BUY? I'm torn between Dan and Aryeh, Dan is nontent but Aryeh is annoying..

>>212069283
>The special guest is Walter Goggins dressed as The Ghoul
No the special guest is literally me

NEW FISHTANK PODCAST JUST DROPPED

https://voca.ro/1bbQHgLahR5h

Only one man can save this larpslop. SEND HIM IN JET

>>212069292
no, he dropped to second below direnc because he had no candy and people wanted to keep him immune

I ship damiel and rachel

>>212069168
I'm glad none of this makes any sense to me

>>212069312
that's a man, man

>>212069318
Eliminations have never been interesting

>>212069274
It’s over for Jet
Sorry Jet she doesn’t like you

>>212069329
fishtank.observer ?

so many retards thought Fuentes was gonna be a guest

>>212069335
Arye is save help dan out!!

>>212068099
Made a gif version

>>212069312
quarter pounder stare

the special guest is angie she’s on the plane right now that’s why she said she’s busy tonight on patreon

>>212069335
Daniel needs pumped, arye needs dumped.
Though it doesn't matter because wiggers will rig it anyway

>>212069345
I'm tired of Stein.

>>212069326
>lifting and keeping his leg up to hide he's bricked
based

>>212069283
its the ghoul tayleigh dressed as herself

>>212069204
I watched some NKTV last night during the downtime, those dudes are kino

>>212069333
does brian shave his chest? body is rocking but could do with some fuzz

>>212069362
wait for act 3

>>212069276
that's what niggers and gooks are for

>the radiation clears
>its literally neptunian chemo

>>212069361
that's it, thank you

>>212069307
It literally is what lol it deteriorates your brain, the reason you get drunk is because you're poisoning yourself it is by zero stretch poison

>>212069376
You can still see his boner

i mean we pretty much know its that stinky tiktok guy but i wish it was anybody else

>>212069221
Daniel for sure

>>212069206
>>212069231
>>212069299
>>212069299
>instantly defensive
No drinking for one week, go!

>>212069274
she wants a job in production
she said jet is her "type"
she does pup play with him on camera
she constantly begs for his validation like a cringelord
you're fucking retarded, she's being groomed by him and likes it you fucking coping faggot cuck

>>212069241
It's what they used in Medieval times to dampen the echoes in castles. The sound gets trapped in the quilts.

>>212069378
it's super comfy

>>212069384
two more weeks
trust the plan
- Q

>>212069394
bro posted bowsette

>>212069335
Aryeh because he's in bigger danger of getting eliminated. I think Dan is somewhat safe. And it will hopefully be Ellie that gets the boot.

>>212069335
don't give that 150 to the wiggers

>>212069394
Are you a pretty trans xueen?

Current state of the tank is fucking GRIM

>>212069396
you're the cuck for believing this

>>212069286
damn bro you sound like a real man's man ultra chad. you probably have some much t from never drinking that you grow hair inside your asshole

>>212069375
We've lost too many Fishtank personalities. I want to hold on to Alex for as long as we can, even if he annoys me sometimes.

>>212069375
You’re not tired of Jets ineptitude?
You will be

Spencer WILL win

>>212069394
post bussy or gtfo

>>212069387
cheers brother

LETTY IS YIDDISH

>>212068413
direnc cucked him with some wigger, no wonder he is pissed after 14 days of being a gay puppy with 3 of 4 hugs

>>212069394
nta, I haven't drank in 2 months, life is better with alcohol, zoomers disliking alcohol just cements them even more as the autistic faggot impotent retard generation

truly insufferable

how to lock to bottom?

>>212069429
the first thing that would be worth kneeling for this season

*Cucks Drench*

a survivor has been spotted upside

>>212069436
He deserves it as much as any other fish honestly. He's great

>>212069417
Dans at the bottom brother

>>212069396
You almost got it right, the succubus is the one trying to use Jet though.

>>212069369
nice man, and thats where its at

>>212069429
isn't this bitch in jail

>>212069424
Retard she wants a job on production. She wants to work in film, and she’s willing to flirt and fuck and suck to get there

>>212069260
why would you presume she is save? she is a fish and contestant

>>212069159
feminine brain

>>212069134
>daniel's going home, nothing can be done at this point to stop it
They'll pump his stox at the last minute. There is a real possibility they'll asspull Letty getting eliminated because she is a freeloader and was only there to break up the Direnc longhouse.

>>212069461
Jacob got blacklisted for this btw

>>212069267
So you’re saying I have a chance?

>>212068997
HANGOVERS
and weed is extremely accessible and stealthy nowadays