Thread 212069631

It's happening.

>>212069631 (OP)
this would tank the franchise lmao

>>212069631 (OP)
>source: Venom from Marvel
/tv/ will believe this

>>212069631 (OP)
Holy fuck Eddie Brock is a real person??

>>212069631 (OP)
Instead of accomplishing his mission goals with violence he will seduce villains with his zesty twink butt and trick them into revealing vital intel that way.

>>212069631 (OP)
Too holland? Fucking kys

>>212069631 (OP)
Would you rather this or a nigger?

>>212069986
Akiva Goldsman already has the finished James Bussy script, sir.

>>212069631 (OP)
Holland has no charisma and Villeneuve's movies are boring.

Eddie Brock is the source btw

Pretty sure the Director doesn't get to choose the Bond actor.

Holland would be a terrible choice as well.

>the source is fake
He's just one of the 3 people being eyed. Absolutely horrible choices btw

>>212070170
I'd pick edris elba over the twink any day

>>212069696
Getting a straighter guy than Craig, even marginally, is a step up.

he was impressively dogshit in that uncharted movie

Still don't get why Amazon decided to revive the James Bond Jr franchise

>>212070460
>Getting a straighter guy than Craig, even marginally, is a step up.
I don't think he's a step up in hetero at all. He's done a ton of gay shit too.

>>212070419
Maybe a bl*ck Bond wouldn't be so bad after all...

>>212069631 (OP)
Would Holland Bond allow his asshole to get pegged by a negress wearing a strapon?

Why are they pushing twinks so hard?

>>212072479
Twink generation.

>>212070175
MI6 + CIA always been mossads bitches

>>212069631 (OP)
james bond has always been gay nigger cia psyop cringe bullshit. from the beginning. it was literally created as a psyop to glorify/ham up western intelligence agencies as all powerful 2smart4u entities. casting a turbo twink faggot with a gormless face is 100% on brand for the franchise. i've never met anyone who liked james bond movies who wasnt a faggot.

the ONLY acceptable james bond movies were the 1990s pierce brosnan films which were more like parodies of james bond than real james bond films.

>>212072799
Don't forget MI6. By the way, what happened to Aaron Taylor-John as James Bond and David Leitch as director?

>>212072893
>MI6
mi6/cia/mossad all same shit bro.

he's gonna put that bridge troll zendaya in it as well

>>212069631 (OP)
they're desperate to get zoomers to go to the movies but the zoomies couldn't give less of a fuck

>>212072799
lol 60s-80s bond was the epitome of manhood cos he worked for intelligence. pure propaganda

>>212069631 (OP)
Problem is that he is a midge.
>>212070170
Idris Elba could do the job just fine, Denzel years ago too.

>>212069696
This. No one can ever take Holland seriously as Bond. Maybe Q...

>>212070419
Dickinson would be fine. Elordi would be bad but not horrendous.
Holland would kill the franchise.

>>212069986
I like this

>>212070419
Jacob Elordi could absolutely do it

>>212072893
>what happened to Aaron Taylor-John as James Bond and David Leitch as director?
ATJ was pushed by the nepo retard squad.
Leitch is mediocre at best. Amazon have clearly decided that they need someone talented to start the new Bond off so that it doesn't devolve into forgettable trash from their first film.

>>212069631 (OP)
>BLURAYANGEL
Somehow it's tied to hating on Cavill.

>>212069631 (OP)
So is this going to be the mommy gf version of bond?
If so cast Kate Beckinsale as the bond girl.

>>212069631 (OP)
Not happening. Denis is a Nolanesque director which means it will be someone with substance. Jeff Bezos knows.

>>212074343
>Kate Beckinsale
Christina Hendricks

Don't even know what would be worse, black bond or onions bond

>>212074279
the only problem that Cavill has is the hairline, can he wear a wig? just like Connery ....

>>212074492
Why not both?

>>212069631 (OP)
All of Denis'es movies look the same. Grey, ugly and boring and Holland is probably the most uncharismatic 'actor' alive today

>>212074802
The brutalism of Toronto seeped into his brain

>>212074869
fuck

>>212072799
>cia
?

>>212069631 (OP)
>tom
I could see it. He’s on the verge of twink death anyways, so he should age into the role well.

>>212070419
Harris Dickinson sounds like a gender bent bond girl

>>212074243
I agree.
Frankly, I fell for ATJ. I thought I was really in the running for the role alongside David Leitch. This just goes to show that the shilling on this board is real.The funniest thing is that Viallneuve wasn't even in the running for the director's post, according to the leakers .By the way, I think Aaron's spy was behind the shilling.. Cuarón, Leitch and those low-budget faggots appeared.

>>212070419
Elordi is the only one of these three who looks like he could seduce a woman. He has traditional masculine features and natural magnetism. Manboy Bond would never work.

>>212070419
>>212074161
>>212074208
>>212075565
>>212078130
>Elordi
>as a spy
>where blending in is a necessity
Oh yeah, a 6'8 bean pole won't stand out at all, especially internationally where the men are even shorter

>>212070419
>Harry Dickinson
lol

>>212072799
>the only acceptable bond movies were the ones i grew up with lol

>>212069631 (OP)
They would never cast a manlet as Bond

it's probably Josh O'Connor, or Jack O'Conell

>>212078477
He's 6'5"
Connery was 6'2"
Also it's a fucking movie, they can frame him as "tall-normal" and supporting actors can wear lifts. Better than Tom Holland who looks like an absolute bitch boy standing next to Zendaya.

They linked up?

>>212072479
twinks are in, and they're in to stay, you fat bearded faggot

It'd be interesting to see but I hate James Bond and think it's juvenile trash for idiots

>>212069631 (OP)
Ah yes. My favourite Bond Girl. Zendaya.

>>212069631 (OP)
It's over...

>>212070460
Tom Holland is a homosexual. Zendaya is his cover and he's not allowed to come out until his Disney contract is over.

>>212070170
The main issue is I won't watch it no matter who they cast

>>212072479
That's just what men look like nowadays

>>212081144
Based.
Honestly I don’t understand people willing to sit through anything made after 2010.

>can't even get an English person to play him
Sad!

>>212081642
based, twinks are immensely superior

>>212081642
Puberty blocker

>>212069631 (OP)
No way in hell would they cast Holland. He did a movie where he gets sodomized by a nigger.
Oh wait, actually that's probably why the want him.