Thread 212071900

a fine picture

>>212071900 (OP)
A based movie. The only people who hate it are liberal faggot atheists.

The anime and the 2024 film are the only adaptations worth watching

>>212071996
>watching low budget french trash
lol
>watching anime
lmao

Get right with god.

>>212071900 (OP)
Unironically inoffensive. I appreciate how simple they made it.

>>212072231
>>212072231
>simple
The only thing simple here is you. Faggot. I bet you're one of the liberal FAGGOTS who got offended based Caviezel made a movie that took out sex traffickers. You piece of shit.

>>212071996
https://youtu.be/V8N0WDmjLU4?si=fWM3TMVRe11Me_Cn
imagine being so wrong and plebeian

>>212071900 (OP)
Need to watch it again, even though I can completely remember the ending.

>>212072157
You forgot the capital G dumbass

>>212072910
You liberal bitch, you have no leg to stand on. Tumble, fool.

212073100

I prefer the Count of Monte Crusto

>>212071900 (OP)
Don't like when they have Edmond get back together with Mercedes, he should get the arab princess pussy. But overall enjoyed this adaptation

>I've counted every rock in my cell
>Yes, but have you /named/ them?
>...
>Come now come now, don't cry

i liked how elwood pronounced alexandree dumbass in shawshank

Count of Monte Crisco!

>count of monte cristo
>literally zero monte cristos
False advertising
0/10
Would not recommend

>>212074212
That was cucked, she's a slut. Should have at least made her accept second wife.

>no hashish trip
Dishonest filmmaking

>>212071900 (OP)
A movie made by Christ fags (look it up). Completely ruins the book it's based on. Ending makes no sense and is dishonest.

>>212071900 (OP)
I like it but why did they make his pirate friend a flaming effeminate homosexual? Is that in the book? It was really distracting.

>>212074212
it makes more sense in the film since not as much time has passed when he reveals himself. in the book he is much older when he meets Mercedes again and his slave wife was in her prime

>>212077133
>I AM YOUR MAN FOREVA

>>212076986
You heathen coward liberal.

>>212071900 (OP)
I actually like this movie, and it got me into the story and I looked for other adaptations since I'm not reading that bigass book that negro wrote.
The 2024 movie and the BBC-France production this year were both kino.

>>212072906
Im gonna make her suck cock with AI. brb

>>212076986
seethe

>>212071900 (OP)
Its main issue is being too short