The writer's barely disguised fetish edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Season 3 fans called the cops on Sam & Jet
-- Season 2 wins again
-- Our heroes are FLEEING the season 2 house after less than 1 day!
-- There is a FOURTH house in Lakeville, Massachusetts that the wiggers bought in April
-- IT'S A SCIENTIFICAL FACT THAT 99% OF THE PEOPLE WHO DRINK BEER LOVE BEER
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>>212077429
Wild moment to do on camera intentionally.
Fishtank only exists for Jet to groom loser e-girls, and he's not even hiding it anymore.
If you don't have a second phone to specifically cum on then you're NGMI
ellie's cute little tummy...
>>212078421 (OP)>Dr. Fred Hyde has over 40 years of experience in the field of Healthcare Services and Finances. He earned his BA from Yale College, MD from Yale School of Medicine, JD from Yale School of Law, and MBA from Columbia Business School. The 40 year old man standing behind the crust punk junkie, watching a guy in Patrick Star costume bounce on the belly of an autistic manchild is his son, Samuel.
What did Ricky Berwick mean by this?
https://x.com/rickyberwick/status/1938728845751755093
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Binx... Come back...
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THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8n5IrTU6mU
>>212079275I have 3 phones
one to cum on, one to do cocaine on and one for calling and texting
Im kinda out of the loop, did people find the guy who swatted them or nah?
>its a solid solid product
-Goran "The Monster" Rapistovic, Providence's most wanted human trafficker.
on one of the early days ellie talked about how she lied to her dad and sister about where she was going in order to get on the show. there's unironically a chance one of them found out what's happening and called the cops
imagine a season without jet
ellie actually being 17 is probably the funniest joke of this season
>>212079298this is the most perfect thing I have ever seen in my life
>>212079301It's only just begun
>>212079292i do not give a fuck
>no Angie stream
I literally feel dope sick rn
>>212079301RV STREAM 2 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>>212079289This thread was made 18 minutes ago, prissy faggot autist
>>212079300>roiding for this
>>212079292It'd be so hilarious if people started cancelling him because of Ellie.
>Remember what Goran took from you
>>212079292I shouldn't reveal this but it might be funny: those weren't his handlers~
>>212079310they found a guy who is a kamala voter, hates anti-semites, and drove by the house to gloat about it being swatted. i'll leave it up to you
>So you're saying they banned you off of the spongebob reddit... and you want to press charges?
>>212079324DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
>>212079298imagine wrapping your hands around it
WE HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE OF JET NEPTROON LOCKING PEOPLE UP AGAINST THEIR WILL
>>212079298Built to be my wife
>no update from production
..............................................
>>212079310Absolutely did
They had his pate number before he deleted his socials.
He is fucked
why are people saying ellie is under 18
>>212079319she said her dad doesn't know, just said it's month or so long art project. her sister/carer was cool with it after some convincing but didn't like the idea.
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Everyone got what they wanted today
>Claire got a musical
>Scott got HD direnc ass
>/ftl/ got the wiggers running scared
Good day
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>>212079336she’s giving me sperm cramps
>tfw when the surreal post irony sketch comedy of MDE is actually the post fishtank experience of watching them all go to jail
im going to be honest, its a twist I didnt expect
but also fuck jet. lol
Guess I got what I deserved...
>>212079349what can i say...
>>212079377now we goon to angie
shivuw me timbuws this cops got a pwobwem wit me
>>212079347I think he's off for this season, he's not manic anymore
>>212079374Because she has no ID to say otherwise and told TSA she was 17 to fly
>>212079374she said she didn’t have a Real ID which autists interpreted as her somehow boarding a flight with no id
Daniel has been declared the winner by unanimous verdict.
You may now apologise.
The Township of Scott Sullivan
cant believe you faggots let the scott general die
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>>212079283>PATRICK STAR IN THE BASEMENT?>GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
I'm going to sleep, goodnight /ftl/ see you tomorrow
>>212079377we wait for the princess brat to give us content
>>212079414perfect little cutiepie
I'd give anything
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WIN
Fell for Bill Ottman's legal advice again award
this is your production btw
Freddy and Direnc just got into another fight
She is now making out with him as he is being led away in cuffs to the squad car
do you guys think ben still had the patrick costume on when the cops arrived?
Fishtank Season 3 is canceled. People started swatting the house. Multiple times. It wasn’t a bit. It wasn’t funny. It was dangerous, and it forced us to shut everything down immediately. We are still figuring out how the grand prize will be distributed. This isn’t the end of Fishtank but right now, it’s over. We’ll come back when it’s safe to do things on our terms.
>so you're an 18 year old high schooler...with no ID...from the otherside of the country
>>212079414AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>212079356They were his parents?
>>212079424no idiot, she doesnt have REAL ID , she has an id
>>212079349She didn't deserve to be tortured.
That was the only kind selfless act Jet has probably ever done.
>YOU WANT FINAL 3 ELLIE?!!
>TELL THEM NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!
>>212079388Claire's bit of ironically liking the things other people hate is getting old
What am I supposed to do now? What do I watch while I play vidya?
>>212079298>waist to hip ratio is not concerning...
>>212079392what do they even pay him for?
>>212079377I love that hapa flip dork so much it’s unreal.
>>212079392his fine ass is not lawyering!
>>212079430are they aware that you can't board a flight without an ID and haven't been able to since 9/11
How many fucking times do I have to ask for the chocs on the rocks recipe?
To be fair this was the season of rape, something like this was bound to happen unfortunately
i guess the sweet irony is the swatter got raped in the end too.
Rapeos basilisk
next time make sure to buy your Scott Sullivan Insurance and license
please slow down i have six threads to catch up on and they're going by faster than i can read them all. thank you.
>>212079457this is the gayest thing I have ever seen
>>212079349What was the actual reason of getting rid of Smaack?
should have let Scott Sullivan MMA bless the house, crew, cast, viewers, and season.
How far away is the S2 house from the S3 house?
>>212079298Way too skinny
What, do you morons actually LIKE antisemitism? Henry Ford hates Jews. That is a FACT. That makes him a bad person. Fishtank represents everything evil in the world and I'm glad I made you all mad.
imagine how cute ellie looks in the bodycam footage
>>212079349>left the death and hate show like its the end of a disney channel show
>>212079495yes you can idiot. do you even travel?
so... uh.. what did the stripes mean?
>>212079457Lmao to be fair why would normie cops ever believe this is the production team for a show?
>>212079494i must impregnate
>>212079354>so many angie pics>faggot decides to produce AI slop of herWhat a joke
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>>212079457Wtf does that even mean
>>212079515What was this bit for anyways
>>212079495Most people itt dont go outside let alone board flights
>>212078421 (OP)>Stream goes down>leave for a few hours>come back>stream still downWhat the fuck is going on?
Wanna explain why a group of guys like you has an underage 18 year old girl in the basement?
>>212079533browns are gonna do brown shit
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its fine if shes 17 guys
>>212079424>>212079430>>212079374theres a few things if people paid attention
>said her sister and dad didn't know she was coming to the show>later said her sister was fine with her coming but she wont like it
>>212079508her sister was calling the show and threatening them
>>212079414Built for BWC.
>>212079498Sorry im brown brained
I meant Ourapeboros
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This will be posted on X soon but for now ill post it here.
Fishtank Season 3 has been canceled. Repeated swatting incidents made it too dangerous to continue. We had to shut it down for everyone's safety. . Fishtank isn’t over, just on pause until we can do it safely. - Production
Elliesimps, your reaction if she is actually 17?
>>212079508she was too sweet
>>212079495you can you just have to go through extra screening
S2 vs S4
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>>212079486to season 2 yes
>>212079528Thay they were going to jail.
>>212079500 >she's actually cute
>>212079547so if someone looks young enough, they can just lie? wow.
>>212079562Based nigger sister
I'm going to the bar. See you fags later.
>>212079500>actually fuckable
Didn't Ellie say she has friends who are still in middle school last night?
>>212079508nobody on production wanted to fuck her
>>212079585That's all I play
>>212079581S2 was the peak
>>212079528This is one of the worst selfies I've ever seen
Reddit is just morally and intellectually superior to 4chan.
>>212079597Which is what she said to Letty, "I just told them I was 17"
>>212079570I'd still impregnate her
>>212079593The same casino with the same bet
>>212079562Based smaackhead warrior
anything fun left to do on the internet? I think I am about done with it
>>212079560>majority of states are 16why are americans so prudish about this then
Guys, we are going to try and get binx on the show. I think she will save the season.
>>212079623>s2 fan>webm of nothing happening
>>212079614Yes. Most of her friends, in fact.
>>212079383This one is fucked i hate the blinking
>>212079614yea which is honestly bizarre bc when i was in senior year there was no way in hell i would talk to a middle schooler i dont get it
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>oh we movin again. that's fair
>>212079508Her sister called production saying their mom was in the hospital to get her off the show.
>>212079495a real ID is completely different from an ID, it's a new thing in many states that's needed to board a flight
>>212079621is there even proof of that other trip being real?
Fishtank Season 3 is officially over. After multiple swatting incidents, we had to shut it down for everyone’s safety. Not exactly the chaos we had planned. Stay tuned for more updates.
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>so uhh... we could be going to jail
>>212079628this nigga isn't on the internet right now he's packing his shit to leave the state
>>212079581Sovl vs soulless
these wiggers could at least let us know they're not all dead or something, just one little update
THEY DO NOT OWN THE HOUSE ON 15 BEECHWOOD AVE
IT IS PUBLICLY ACCESSIBLE WHO OWNS IT ON THE PLYMOUTH CO. DEED WEBSITE
>>212079614All of her friends are 30 yo discord groomers
>>212079508a member of her family contracted production asking smaack to leave. they gave smaack a choice to talk with her family or the stay on the show...
>>212079655it’s not for you
>>212079655>doesn't recognize s2's iconic set design and the feeling it invokedsoulless bugperson
>>212079366>>212079373Is there any group out there trying to get him tho or is it just some randoms threatening him? I kinda want the guy to kill himself desu
So with Fishtank S4 being canceled, how are they going to avoid this happening with Bloodgames Season 2?
>>212079653they're not, in general, they only get outraged when it's white men
>>212079655That single webm is more soulful than the entirety of S3+S4
When I go to Reddit I go on and on and on but when I go to Reddit I will never ever ever forget to update my upvotes
Im sad bros
Its not the same.
I like shitting on everything they do to the bitter end and then turn around and say its an okay season
I dont like it ending like this
>>212079623>best house design>most effort put in>unique premise>best cast besides season 3>5 days of SummerWhy was it hated again?
>>212079650Just done sucking on Wosie's clit (it's super large relative to her body size).
>>212079664Yeah...
That's fair...
Guys, Sam is currently nailing Jet to a burning cross on the front lawn, we expect to be back on the air in about 1 hour. Hold Tight.
>>212079655Lol, exactly. Don't know why people love that season so much.
>>212079541Translation: "My friends and I were considering getting up to some mischief over the course of the night"
>>212079673will jet be raped in prison or is he too fat/ugly for the homo thugs of rhode island
>>212079673>bam slowly walks backwards out of the room
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this free use slut needs maintenance spanking multiple times per day
>>212079653Media comes from California, they promote that idea, also it's zoomers not "americans"
>>212079616Uhh jet was a smaackhead, dummy. He even made it so she didnt find out it was live on camera
>>212079695NAZI FUCKING JEW
>>212079655you are not ensouled
Swat team footage of one of the victims
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>>212079673*should be going to jail
Smaack's real mom is dead.
NIGGER FAGGOT KIKE JEW I HATE ALL THE PRODUCTION AND CONTESTANTS AND I AM GAY AND I LOVE BIG FAT THROBBING COCKS IN MY MOUTH
Hope y’all niggas who wanted poop SpongeBob are happy with what y’all got of this season
>>212079716You're probably the type of person that argues for white LED lighting on the street at night time
Since the show is dead help me stock up on Ian related images
>>212079723>no self harm scarsDROPPED
>>212079568I don’t believe that she died. There’s no proof.
>>212079377Should I send Angie cum tributes?
ok its been like 2 hours and no update? this is seriously unprofessional
>>212079319This is a good point. I don't believe Ellie's descriptions of her parents. I bet they are actually super strict and involved in her life, like all East Asian parents. I imagine they'd object to their daughter being held in some dingy black-mold-infested basement.
freddy will win
he was the only one to say he loves running from the law
Hey Bianca, it's Ross, can't wait to eat your ass tomorrow in Miami!
>>212079654Make sure she's naked
>urgh I just hate paperwork
>lets just stream from these random residential houses and outrun the slow moving legal system
>-ack
>>212079683OMG IT SAYS PETER THEIL
>>212079723her life is pretty rough
>>212079747nobody asked for this
>>212079547>>212079524if you're flying without an adult and look young they will absolutely press you for an ID
>captcha: GAY4M
>>212079691>s2 was le art because they had pretty lights while doing the eat fatty's poop challenge
>>212079723Stop talking about my Filipina wife like that
nigga u should deadass just end it ur not contributing anything to society lol
>>212079767She wouldn't be on Fishtank if that were the case.
>fishtank made me love a turkroach bogan crack smoking stripper
the real crime here
>>212079319didn't she say she lives with her older sister and her boyfriend
>>212079313She moves everything but her ass
>>212079766we've gotten updates on 4chan from every cast member and even the sarge
what more could you possibly want
>>212079744Holy fuck. Repost this to Leddit and Kiwifahms
Can't wait for AB's recap for today, she could be done by now
>>212079765it would be irresponsible not to
>>212079766BUY SAMS T SHIRTS
ETA on being sent to /bant/?
>mfw the NERDS finally get their comeuppance
>>212079792>nigga>deadass
>>212079794She's a good woman
>Our heroes are FLEEING the season 2 house after less than 1 day!
what's the reason? have they said where they're going and when?
Rare real compliment
The wiggers really have to put up with a lot and they dont give up they are lazy and good for nothing but if there is any chance to have the season continue they will do it
>>2120797702b cuban hams ass lil anime and guitar ROCK ON \m/
>>212079570The imagine pic of fatty i cant find right now
would it kill these fucking idiots to give some kind of quick announcement/statement on whether the season is still happening or not
>>212079319>She actually is 17Oh fuck
Anyone have Ellie's Discord? You should message her and see if she responds.
>>212079794the crime being that you fell in love with Tayleigh 2.0
>>212079807not soon enough
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>JET I'M TICKED OFF
>>212079784>bugbrain can only think surface-deep
Why do locals hate it when you run a rape torture pissplay reality show in their neighborhood?
>>212079705>best castExplain. Now
>>212079816Some fag on reddit called the cops on them, they're going to a third house
>>212079802christ I forgot about those, are her and abi's cuckold still doing them?
>>212079825alexa bliss
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>letty swinging around a pickaxe was the series finale
>>212079813fr fr no cap on a stack all fax no printer on god no ohio
>>212079827If they knew for sure they would have said something by now
>>212079705>Why was it hated again?Wigger incompetence when it came to challenges and shit (but it was also because the basement was getting flooded all the time lol). There were stretches of time with nothing happening because production just kind of expected the fish to "just do content on their own".
A lot of the S2 cast were pretty nontent too. But it was nowhere near S3/S4 tier nontent
wtf is happening now?
theyre getting kicked out of the house again and i see some twitter people trying to dox some car?
>>212079817Shouldn't you be dealing with the police Jet?
Id rather them give up than hotel room tank
>>212079794same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcr5vkOxNs&list=RDlKcr5vkOxNs&start_radio=1
>>212079831It's crippledflea
>>212079593DisneyWorld/Universal for Aryeh
>>212079813get off the internet for a bit lol
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>shivuh me timbuws, the zogbowt has a pwoblem wiwth me
>>212079829She was on a Kick stream about a month before Fishtank and said she had recently turned 18.
>>212079847Because I like you guys and the show
>>212079816cops got them. we haven't heard anything since sam said they're getting kicked out of town again and the streams went offline
>>212079855Patrick star colab was the real finale
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why do low t redditor "men" fear girls like angie?
does it remind them too much of the popular girls in high school that fuck everyone but them?
>>212079691Don’t disrespect Ellie’s people like that
>>212079817They've made $400k+ on TTS this season alone. They're not going to leave a million on the table and end it.
am i the only one who thinks this is really funny and has no malice towards the redditor
>>212079366you guys are such npcs u just spam buzzwords and take it as fact, actual brain melting gaynigger hivemind shit. this why mde as a community has become reddit gay and full of divorced 40yo dads who rape their hands to blacked waifu nigger porn all day
>uhhhh we're gonna like uhhh be more transparent
>>212079715better stream jet on the cross
>>212079827remember when they did a whole thing called "state of the fishtank" to address this very concern
=== Ellie Update ===
She has landed safely at the airport and we're heading to our home. She is in high spirits and looking forward to being my wife. She asks that you please stop posting about my wife.
>my cutie sweetie pie is being mercilessly colonoscopy'd by the Massachusetts jail population
>>212079860some redditor swatted them and the county is evicting them from the property
>>212079882is it cops or swat? the khaki pants don't look like any pd uniform i've ever seen
>I know but...did we really need to make them shit in a bucket?
I don't get it. Why would a swatting call end the show. Can't they just investigate and see that nothing was goin on and be back to normal?
>>212079888nigga called her a spoon
>>212079845Because they're libtard faggots.
>>212079861Thats not the 1
>>212079845They weren't invited
Odds of Direnc getting deported?
when ellie told sam she was still in highschool during the first confessional, sam left Im assuming to go check with Jet.
Jet must have told him that he can confirm she is 18
now we know that ellie has zero form of identification
sam might actually finally kill jet making this the greatest season ever
>>212079860Someone rammed their car into the upstairs part of the house and took out a wall. Ben was pretty battered up and he'll need stitches but everyone else is okay. Suspect fled the scene and the season is on hold for now
>>212079283>fred hyde goes no contact with sam because he's dissapointed in his lack of achievements>the only way for sam to get back at his dad is to become richer than himthat honestly would explain why sam is so obsessed with money and is constantly pushing a new grift every year
angie angie angie angie angie angie angie angie angie angie angie angie
this is a gaslight, it's punishment for letting patrick into the bunker when he's clearly a mutant
>>212079623Crazy how great this production looked. All of the other seasons look like absolute garbage.
>>212079845What was he playing?
I fell from a 2 story roof the other day and I'm bedridden as a motherfucker and now some nigger redditor took away my entertainment I'm about at my limit.
>>212079918they've gotten probably over a dozen calls at this point
>>212079918they can shut down production
>>212079705as a s1 og, when I saw the s2 decor, I remember thinking that it was antithetical to the show's premise (which I took to be deprivation, etc). secondarily, I was concerned that all of productions' efforts were misplaced (we already knew they were pretty retarded by the end of s1, and that they had a pretty limited capacity for work) and that all the time they took to decorate the house would've been better spent preparing bits/challenges/characters/etc.
I looked up what a "Disorderly House" charge is and it says it's used mostly for brothels and crack dens. How the fuck does it apply to people livestreaming in a basement? Seems like a huge abuse of the justice system
it would be so fucking funny if ellie was under 18
>>212079863imagine hate-watching this autistic trash
>>212079915Sheriffs tend to
>>212079602They call it the pub here, babe.
>>212079888they don't fear them, they fear their own desire to fuck them brutally and project this antipathy onto the woman in whatever convoluted moralfaggy way they can
>>212079942imagine how good fishtank could be if the wiggers actually put in a real effort
>>212079882What is he thinking right now
>>212079932>JET CONTACTED ME 30 MINUTES AFTER I SENT MY APPLICATION>I GOT ON A FLIGHT 5 HOURS LATER
>>212079918>nothing was goin on
>>212079959a little over an hour ago
>>212079888I remember that rachels bag tts. Everyone got a good laugh out of it
>>212079892Its not as funny to me because the failure wasn't really on the wiggers
has ANYTHING funny or interesting happened last few days? i tuned out when ricky showed up
booking my flight to SEA for a elliegf. vietnam, thailand, malaysia, indonisia or philipines?
>>212079939i can give her beautiful white children
>>212079918the cops will not tolerate having to respond a dozen times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cojlEDwK3gg
>>212079794 I know how you feel
>>212079921>mong>spoonhe's either working class British or he's been hanging around them, and absorbed their chavviness osmotically
Putting nicotine patches on Angie while she's pregnant with our white child (She's becoming a cigarette mom right after birth).
>>212079614she said that most of her friends are middle school friends.
covid was 2020. she was 13 when covid hit. she lives in california, where they kept schools closed for like 2 years. her friends are her middle school friends, she barely knows her high school peers
i'm playing jak and daxter
>>212079983>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK
>>212079983>still need a good name for my actually good supplement
>>212079849They're not going to a third house.
>>212079628Nigga you committed a federal crime. You're going ot jail, homie.
>>212079918My guess is they weren't supposed to be filming in that house. Or they'll just come back on in the S2 house once they get shit sorted with the cops.
In S1 they got swatted like this and ended up having cops sit outside or some shit to stop people from coming
>>212079937Money will not make Sam more successful than his father, because his dad has actual accomplishments
>>212079960She killed fishtank
>>212079892i think its funny but i also think the redditor getting fucked over is also funny
Explain to me exactly why you can't have a livestream show with consenting people in a house you own on property you own in the land of the free?
Guys. Now that the show is over, I think it's time we all come clean with ourselves.
Say it with me: I simped for Ellie because I thought her eyelashes were real.
>>212079757>Jin had to go...he knew too much...
>>212079888that’s not casesummer btw it’s just some tard who changed his name, you can tell cause his pre-generated bio still has his old
>>212079918>Can't they just investigate and see that nothing was goin on and be back to normal?yea bro
these people in my basement who are not allowed to see sunlight totally signed up for this
and ignore that im currently being charged for disorderly house in the state i just escaped from
Tough talking Jimmy is here
https://x.com/pootwiddlius/status/1938756685360779475
>>212079923were you thinking of this one?
>>212079983probably thinking about high schoolers
>>212079570Guess I'm just gonna have to jerk it harder.
>>212079817 Jet give us a Direnc update you useless fuck
Why do the faggots who SWAT the show always get away with it?
>>212079918>no you see the shitting in the bucket is just part of an apocalypse roleplay theyre doing>the deadly weapons they're making are part of a competition a fake currency that they redeem when they leave the show>no jet wasn't preventing dan from leaving they were trying to push eachother out the door>well yes they can "bet" on the contestants but it's not really "betting" you see they're called sto X not STOCKS
>>212080031Based whore momma
>>212079892>LE EBIC TROLL>GUYS I TROLLED EM>GET TROLLED LOL>SUPER COOL PRANKSTER
>>212079614her """friends""" are people like the wiggers
>>212079888I hate how Redditors talk. Guy 100 percent deserves to get fucked with by some deranged Kiwitroon
Dave
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Mutuals with Bex here: The Brotherhood of Steel raided the bunker. Expect updates soon and a broadcast from the Republic of Dave.
i dont like to moralfag but this season has been pissing me off so its a matter of how jet casted a fuckin fresh 17/18 year old from a broken home, to be on the show and giving her special treatment and makin her roll around like a dog that it doesn't sit well with me.
Just do it in a forest with Xavier. Several tents is all they need.
>>212079997This seems to be a giant flaw where you can shut literally anything down by just calling the cops on them enough times.
>>212080043Fishtank is so gay
>>212080038kek that's funny then
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>>212080036I did to, I'm disgusted in myself
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>>212079995Vietnam
It's the only one that's kinda Ok
Thailand has an insane jeet population now because they gave out free visa travel to Jeets
The other 3 are literally brown people
Try not to hang around Saigon that fucking fumes will kill you
Da Nang or Nha Trang are the best
>>212080040LOL , he is like a band kid as a fishtank contestant
>>212080053They are starting to crack down on it more now, I've heard
in America you can't bring your friends to your house and livestream it on the internet
>>212080026cant have nigger activity going on in a residential neighborhood
>>212079956It’s used for buildings being improperly used for reasons other than residential living, and applies to landowners who are driving down the property value of their neighbors. Hosting pissfest in the basement leads to a drastically different property devaluation than playing games on twitch would.
>>212080068yes exactly. but I also want to wife her.
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Tim won.
>>212079827As soon as it's live hundreds of faggots will send them their weekly burger king wages either way dude.
>letting a 17 year old with mommy and daddy issues come on your show
What were they thinking?
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>>212079955>as a s1 og, when I saw the s2 decor, I remember thinking that it was antithetical to the show's premise (which I took to be deprivation, etc).As a S2 fag, this is the first time I've ever seen someone make an actual substantial argument for why the decor was bad. Good one anon.
>all the time they took to decorate the house would've been better spent preparing bits/challenges/characters/etc.This one though not so much. Set design and costumes were all handled by Bex who was fired after Bloodgames for being too based for the wiggers. You could argue *literal* manpower was used to carry the shit around and put the wallpapers on but that was done before season 2 started.
>>212079932she's 17 years old
>>212079991the bit with the mariachi band was pretty nice
>>212080086Yes yes yes yes!
Oh Lexi my love the answer is yes!
>>212080086didn't she leave the show because she didn't want to embarrass her son?
>>212079275When I do cum tributes I use a spare monitor cause I want the girl's face (or feet or pussy or armpits or ass) to be rouhgy life-sized on the screen.
>>212080068they'll excuse it by saying it was last minute casting but there's a reason jet kept the asian girl who, at the time of applying, had turned 18 less than a month before, on file
>>212080031one of the hottest bitches they've ever had on the show
>>212080026most small american towns are run by a judeo-masonic police force in tandem with city councils staffed by retarded women
>>212080081cute cute cute cute cute
How long were cams down during s1 swatting?
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>>212080055>deadly weaponseurofag detected
>>212080031>>212080086cant wait to see that ass getting plapped
>>212080043jimmy is the type of guy that would do this in the first place lol
>>212079349still think about her bros. . .
>>212079882season 2 house </3
>>212080117>Goran want rimjob
Reminder that there is no evidence that Ellie is 18 years old and she even admitted she has no ID to prove her age. She's a minor.
>>212080043you can't even do shit with a license plate unless you have at least bond bailsman level lexis nexis access
>>212080031she's so fucking gross
>>212080117>make a high school junior roll over for you like a dogjet is a real sick fuck
>>212080117They were thinking
>damn i really want to fuck that 17 year old with mommy and daddy issues
>>212080043LMAO “my money” lil bitch baby mad that there won’t be any bloodgames 2 that he’s supposedly coming back for. Fuck Jimmy
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I DON'T GIVE A HOOT BOUT THIS WACK ASS SHIT SON STRAIGHT UP
>>212079991letty emotionally abusing daniel was pretty funny
>>212080091So the season ended with a SpongeBob musical about America and Israel starting a nuclear war? And something about weapons?
>>212080043Today, on FISHTANK:
Kiwiniggers learn how hard it is to actually get any information from just a license plate
>>212080117all part of the plan
>>212080117the same thing i'm thinking
>>212080159Im glad they let her go. Her rep would of been completely fucked. Good on production.
angie got out at the right time
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Daniel was just shot in his left orbital after reaching for an officer's handgun.
>>212080165someone got his vin i believe
the police arrested ben while he was in the patrick costume
>>212080109that's not even true. unless you have some fucked up HOA they can't kick you out for trashing your own home. the TTS spam/overcrowding is a different matter but hoarders get away with that shit all the time
S1 house still outlasted the war between Iran and Israel now that I think about it.
>>212080188It's not hard in the slightest lol. Prepare your cheeks, CaseSummer
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>>212080031this is someones actual mother
thats so fucked
>>212079808s2fag here
more kino webms like that one please?
The downfall of S4 should be studied
>>212080117>Jet finally falls victim to his own findom and voyeur fetishsummer finally got justice
>They all left the basement without radiation protection
They're fucking dead, bros...
what do you think freddy is doing right now
>>212080005I played Jak 3 for the first time recently, I can't believe anyone can even believe that mess of a game is better than the absolute peak that is Jak 2
>>212080162this is true
what did she provide to jet
as far as we know she is 12 years old
>>212080113tim's washed up old fart arc begins...
>>212080043Molesto is on the case
>>212080043it’s cool that he’s worried about his money and not the guys that put him on the show
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>>212079962>imagine hate-watching this autistic trashthis
these people are broken lmao
>>212080228jonesing for a beer
>>212080199not a Dan L. wish he would step like this more
>>212080216I'd destroy JC
>>212080232never deleting those feet pics in that case
trying to be more transparent with minimal downtime
>>212080043>my money Did Sam and Jet convince him to invest in Fishtank? Lol
>>212080031Left her kid to be on a show btw
>>212080031guys she's worried about losing her nursing license
Cease and Desist calling the police
>>212080190Ellie with a hat is her best look, ads suggest volume to her hair
Jet has been arrested after repeated calling one of the officers Cole in an aggressive manner.
>>212080043kill jimmy unironically
Since the show is no longer steaming we’ve reached the theoretical nontent equilibrium
Binx is in this thread rn, say hello
>Arye asks Jet in front of the cops if he's allowed to use the bathroom or if he still has to use the bucket
>>212080270is that Bill Burr wearing a John Carmack costume?
sam is only pissed because this overshadows his cool new based graphic tees he just dropped
>>212080247Why did you reply to yourself?
>>212080228yelling fuck around at the cops
>>212080243Sam really fumbled getting this king as an investor. They could be flying out to one of his mansions every season to film the show in the guest wing but noooo Sam had to have a melty and call him broke lmao
Ellie really provided no proof of age to Jet? Is he insane?
>>212080267huh? there was a fourth season?
>>212080162Reminder that you can't fly without a Real ID. Stop being retarded.
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>>212080193Cope about what? Sam cant even seem to finish his reality show successfully lol
AlexB needs to buy them a new house with that Bernard money, become a partner in Fishtank
>>212080216JC is so hot
Post the leg scars
the spongebob patrick bit was the only funny thing in the past couple days and it was wasted by being ina basement and ben wasn't all the way inflated
Giving Trish 75% White children
>>212080043Jimmy is a real-life cartoon goon. I appreciate his autistic loyalty
>>212080043>my moneybro thinks he's on the team
>>212080286Has she shipped her mother's corpse to the US yet or was it just dumpped in the trash bin over in italy?
>>212080300did he ever prove his wealth?
>>212080115>watching the show and seething that other people fund it
>>212079996if she stayed and ellie got eliminated the show would have been so much better. freddy would have had an ally against direnc and arye, and daniel would have had a companion/antagonist to give him something to do
>>212080237sam will be tim's age in 9 years, but without the family and full head of hair
>>212080300Alex isn't that rich, he only gets like a 10k allowance a month, which Sam clears easily in like half a day of TTS
>>212080297This was probably when I was most excited about fishtank, we had so many different opportunistic paths.
>>212080303i hope this becomes his downfall honestly.
i hate seeing dynamics change because someone wants pussy. that is the real satanic shit
Scott here, Ellie is safe at my place I am going to be doing some mentoring for a few weeks.
>>212080043this is why jimmy is a top tier fish
retards hating on jimmy suffah
>>212080113thin tim looks weird. get fat again tim
>>212080043Jimmy is the man! He's autistic but he rules the roost.
any good posts in the last 4 threads?
>>212080305i flew domestically a couple weeks ago without a real id, just a passport, which ellie (an upper middle class child) very likely has
protect ellie
https://www.instagram.com/noided.e
https://www.threads.com/@noided.e
https://www.tiktok.com/@smegmaoverlord
https://kick.com/lolcowlenard
>>212080335His family is actually wealthy but he has zero control over it and is basically given an allowance as long as he behaves.
>>212080335his family is legitimately wealthy, alex himself isn't. his mom's house that he lived in for a while was ridiculous but his own house that he lives in isn't nearly as nice, still pretty good though. bigger than any of the fishtank houses except season 3
>>212080343Daniel without Angie has been funny though. Angie turns him into a depressed puppy simp.
>>212080043is jimmy going to construct a tank out of hoarderman's stash?
>>212080109>hmmm nice house>this wasnt used for any weird internet shows was it?>yeah, the entire neighborhood turned to shit that one time a weird internet show was filmed in that basement over there 5 years agosam needs to give his audience less career advice and just teach them basic life skills like cooking a meal or sewing a patch in their clothes
there is no way you exist on the same plane of reality as regular humans you strange internet cretin
>Buy a warehouse
>Get a set and props going
>????
>Profit
Don't even need to spend a million dollars on a McMansion either
>>212080365I like the *idea* of jimmy but once he starts speaking and repeating the same stories i remember why i hate him
>>212080231yeah jak 3 is rough but i would say jak 1 is my favourite just because of the zones and relaxing music
>>212080043wasn't this from a collage showing the make of the car not the actual car itself?
so if you spam call the police enough they just cave, is that how the law works in ameriKKKa?
>>212080351we didn't realize how good we had it. I never stayed up late so much in my life
>>212080398they fell too hard for nick's houseflipping meme
>>212080113sam hates tim yet copied his entire comedy style geg
>>212080379She doesn't, she said she needed to get one before her high school trip coming up
>>212080392He's been staring at furniture for days
>>212080402>I like the *idea* of jimmy but once he starts speaking and repeating the same stories i remember why i hate himjust treat him like the schizo that he is and enjoy it instead
NEW THREAD
>>212080412NEW THREAD
>>212080412NEW THREAD
>>212080412.
>>212080243>>212080390do any alex orbiters know if he's still with el ogro?
The guy is actually a boomer. I saw someone who got his name on Twitter but didn't post and said he was 63 and on his Reddit he said he wanted a Schwin Orange Krate bike which came out in 1968 meaning he'd be around 6 aka the perfect age.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON JET
>>212080380>lolcowlenardthank god the show is fucking dead
thank god.
>>212080305My passport has my date of birth on it. So does yours. Stop being retarded.
>>212080211The state still literally kicks horders out of their homes & sends them to the sanitarium. You can’t just kill the value of your neighbors properties without reprocussions, especially in the northeast which has the most neurotic HOA’s & jewed landowners in all of America.
Having that stream in their neighborhood affects their home value & most homeowners sense of economic stability is directly tied to the value of their property.
>>212080125>>my moneyI mean yea, myself i paid a little bit of money to interact with the contestants now i get nothing because of the redditor leftard
>>212080025based chaos enjoyer
>>212080165>bond bailsmanisnt it bail bondsman
>>212080398that would never pass fire code for habitation
there is no law against filming an internet show/live stream/youtube/tiktok video from your house
stop pushing this narrative, you are retarded
>>212080305you can fly without a real ID but they pull you out of the line and add prechecks, its annoying and you should try to ignore it
>>212080457they had a big fight a couple months ago where he almost left her but they got back together. she left his door open to let his cat escape and someone (probably her) ended up murdering it. shit is fucked
>>212079916Did anyone poop while in the basement and if so any clips of that?
>>212080611pretty sure they just made state issued id mandatory for flight
birth cert, and ssn will not cut it
>>212080293i didn't, though
>>212080670sorry but this is wrong because Ive been dealing with it. for ID they want a passport or real ID, but you can fly with a regular ID but they pull you off
>>212080086Alexis Assposters manifested this. Are you proud of yourselves?
>>212080162Who cares the age of consent on the us is 16 in most states
>>212080118>As a S2 fag, this is the first time I've ever seen someone make an actual substantial argument for why the decor was bad. Good one anon.Except its a bad one, deprivation isn't good for the show because its an entertainment product.
>>212081405We're not talking what's "good" for the show, we said the original show's premise WAS deprivation, and S2 of the same show should follow its original premise no?
>>212081483>and S2 of the same show should follow its original premise no?Not really, constant iteration on the product is always needed, Big Brother allowed heavy audience influencing in its first season and culled that afterwards. Entertainment is the end goal and the hellhouse misery shit sucks dick on that front.
>>212080773SWAT called by a redditor
fish are out
unlikely it will continue
