Thread 212080412

https://x.com/pootwiddlius/status/1938756685360779475

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Cops called to season 2 house
-- There is a FOURTH house in Lakeville, Massachusetts that the wiggers bought in April
-- IT'S A SCIENTIFICAL FACT THAT 99% OF THE PEOPLE WHO DRINK BEER LOVE BEER

>Watch Here
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://www.fishtank.live/archive

PREV >>212078421

Ella is crying in b3

we're in here
>>212080372
>>212080372
>>212080372

renc backflip

Ellie is being deported. Sell her StoX!

Why are binx gaming streams the most unwatchable e girl slop ever made?

>>212080380
>haha nuke your social media
>abandon your family
>dont go to college
>come move in with me

many such cases and its happening live in front of thousands of people

This kid better be ready to hide for the rest of his life. They got his hashes & Mephsito is on to him

jc frontflip

>>212080354
>i hate seeing dynamics change because someone wants pussy
nigger jet has been grooming girls and coercing sex out of them and other egirl orbiters for clout from the beginning of fishtank

>>212080412 (OP)
>my money
T. Contestant who had zero actual chance of winning the show because he quit every challenge

>>212080507
Its not a kid. Some guy got his dox but didn't post the name on Twitter but said its registered to a 63 year old guy from North Andover Mass. The guy posted on his account he didn't get a Schwin Orange Krate bike as a kid and was mad about it. The bike came out in 1968 meaning he'd be around 6 aka the perfect age.

>>212080567
truth. thats why the last 15 years of followig these tards has been lightly being nosy in their lives. some real weirdos

>>212080412 (OP)
THERE IS NOT A FOURTH HOUSE

Jet was such a cutie! >.<

But Jet added a eyewash station. Why wasnt that enough to be compliant

>>212080606
It's Fred Hyde

Does Alex get his share when his mom dies

>>212080481
because all egirl slop is unwatchable and shes the oldest doing it

if the police really came to investigate and ellie doesn't have any form of id as she boasted about a couple days ago, are the wiggers fucked?

And if you look to your left you'll see the burning wreckage of Season 4... wasn't that good anyways.

>>212080683
Holy shit

>>212080395
If it's a one time thing sure but returning to the S1 house tells the neighbors that without notice in the future there could be a month long stretch of speakers hooting and hollering into the early morning, constant doordash deliveries and a massive dumpster full of shit in the front driveway. I suspect that this time they didn't want to take it and that's why they got kicked out so fast

UGH
I LIKE YOU DAN, YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY, BUT YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE THE WAPED, YOU'RE TESTING ME IN FRONT OF THE COPS

>>212080625
wasn't as blatant as this. maybe i became hyper aware of it since s2 whistleblowing like summer. but even if that was just a mentally unwell cunt it really kinda showed wait a minute, this is actually going on.

but due to the season being absolute SHITE directly involving it being the forefront of the content, like parading the 17 year old in front of us with such smugness, i cant ignore it.

worse than 2008

zoning law people are absolutely fucking retarded
is every youtuber, twitch streamer, tiktok dancer going to have to rent warehouses?
fuck off. this is more of a building code and local ordnance issue than a "zoning law"

>>212080780
lmao this is literally so true and exactly what it is

It's not even a show

qrd?

>No plan
PRESS S TO SPIT

>>212080890
im not a mad man. what does that image mean?

>>212080890
QRD? I never watched Mad Men.

MARKY IN THE HOUSE

>>212080481
because there's nothing of substance there outside of looking at the girl or thinking her being bad at games is cute. Those work when the girl is 22 and a bit of a bimbo, but a 32 year old just makes it sad. She should be raising a family, not playing video games for 40 people. It's a bummer.

Now if she was mom that streamed while the kids were asleep, OK, we work with that. But without the family/life it's just a little sad.

>>212080820
This is my guess too. They don't own the S1 House, I'm assuming they rented it. It was posted on twitter they violated some law regarding "lodging"

>>212080795
Why are you pretending not to know that Ellie got held back a year because her crackhead mom wanted to keep her longer but didn't let her attend school year?
It's a custody battle tragedy

>>212081112
>violated some law regarding "lodging"
God, I wish you could just call the police and say there's too many people living in a house. America would be Indian free overnight.

>>212080926
>>212080934
Protagonist loses his business

I don't care about S4 anymore I only care about the boners Angie gives me

>>212081154
theres just no proof and her socials are scrubbed

thats more of a red flag than anything. like you haven't lied on the ARE YOU OVER 18 questions on the adult websites before?

>>212080712
They wouldnt let anyone on the show who couldn't provide ID. Retard

lol, Ellie really is 17. she lied to get on the show

That weeking ball guy was a real vibe killer

>>212081154
>believing an underage girl
lol

>>212080890
they might just have to segway straight into bloodgames 2 if they don't have any houses left for fishtank

>>212081212
Oh so you're just pretending to be retarded in general.
You should hang yourself, you know.

BREAKING NEWS:

SCOTT SULLIVAN MMA IS 15

>Ellie lied about her age and is 16
>Aryeh confesses to organised terror connections in the Proud Boys
>Drench found to be earning money on a tourist visa
>Freddy’s bag searched, full of stolen prescription meds
>Daniel using a pseudonym, is an escaped asylum inmate
>Letty and Seth disappear into the woods with the pickaxe, eventually caught on an IP2 stream swatting and shot dead
>Jet and Ben accused of Human Trafficking
>Police officer Markyposts in front of Sam

Man, shit really is just dead, huh?

If this is a bit, then it's so poorly done it's outweighing the humor of it.

>>212081261
so retarded its unreal

scott sullivan crashing the mall with his friends

>>212081278
Kek, I love these shitting on schizoposters for being the absolute lolcows they are.

>>212074115
when is teh Cleh going to stream jersey shore s3
anyway(s) KAW
>>212081229
that's what i figured
Jet is a retard for letting someone on without ID just because he wants their teen pussy

Why did that Redditor think that poking the Fishtank hornets nest was a good idea? I've never met a more deranged fanbase in my life

>>212080934
>>212080926
tried to ai it
probalby posting it because don gets fucked up on stimulants to try to do something, fails and comes home to the cops i've never seen it though

HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND THE GUY'S CAR

>>212081356
arye comes to this

>>212081266
literally believing an underage child my dude, this is how dudes get ruined and you're tryin to play some stupid semantical game over her words. a fuckin underage womans words, that can ruin your fuckin life

you would have to be actually fuckin retarded to believe anything that comes out of her wholesome chungus mouth

>>212081346
why not? brandon got away with it

>>212081261
Most of her friends are FROM middle school she said
Because she got held back a year
So she's not in the same classes with any of her old friends anymore
God you're such painfully retarded niggers

Man, Jet really wants to fuck the 17 year old Ellie so badly? And he liked Josie when she acted like a kid. Why does he love minors so much?

>>212081356
What is his car doing to that jew?

>>212081356
FUCK AROUND

>>212080412 (OP)
Angelina has an army of simps.
Rachel getting married.
Ellie going home to be doctor.
Direnc will leech off Fred then go back to 'strailia when shes had enough.

>>212081112
too many people in the basement
inadequate fire suppression
how many exits they have access to incase of a fire
how many toilets per person
s1 house was owned by someone they knew (?)
neighbors and cops were cool with it s1
its likely the serial harassment campaign is working in the short term

i hope sam doesnt get irrationally mad at jet and blame him for being arrested during the WP2 comeback season premiere and messing up all his new legitimate sponsorships and brand deals

>>212081395
>believing an underage girls words
gonna repeat this till it gets through your head
i dont know why you would believe it, you aren't jet are you?

>>212081261
So she's either a minor or she lied to TSA which is a federal crime?

>>212081278
>Police officer Markyposts in front of Sam
lol what happened I just landed in NC

Remember when Sam apologized for the RV thing and said it was a mistake to not communicate with the audience about what's going on?

>>212081173
Kiss my ass nigger. You figure out what the answer is.

>>212081222
ellie was a last minute addition after a contestant dropped out. i wouldn't be surprised if jet let it slide because she was the only option they had left and he thought she was hot

>>212081356
Actually that is a MKV VW GTI

>>212081346
what has happened?

>>212081464
um artist guys, what does this mean?

Went for a nap what kind of retarded shit is Jimmy doing now?

>>212081437
>leech off Fred
there's nothing to leech off of. Aryeh on the other hand—

>>212081472
should have brought joopy on

Where the fuck is Burt? This is literally the perfect time for him to stream.

>>212081468
?
Did you respond to the wrong post?

>get a show
>nobody watches the show

anyone listening to anything kewl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtKs1m_SQgg

>>212081479
People are working on ruining his life, I'd imagine

Ellie wants to be a teenage mom!

>>212081222
Source: your ass

>>212081507
Fax

>>212081538
I want to see Claire and TJ fuck

first date. i'm nervous

It’s never been so over

bill ottman telling the police officer arresting him that he's a lawyer and he'll have his badge for this

>>212081532
>get a show
>have nothing to show

ellie's cute little butt...

>>212081538
PERIODT

>>212081532
>get
It's called making something. Try it.

Benleaks left me on read

maybe having a good show and producing content would have not had the cops called on you, dingus
ever think of that?

should i convince my late 30s rich chinese mtf friend to audition for season 5, she was already a micro-eceleb lolcow at one point a decade ago and used to run a 24 hour livestream of her house as some strange art project. she's probably weird enough to get accepted.

>>212081356
ts the typa shit aryeh jerks off to

>>212081539
it's cool until you try to quit and turn into a freak asshole that's rude to everybody

>>212081536
https://youtu.be/b6EqUQizSgM

What did the cops think when they saw a bunch of people covered in dirt with tattered clothes come out of that basement?

Insider back again.
Ok so s4 fish that said yes to bg2
>seth, direnc, aryeh, ellie
So far

>>212081520
did you not read the post?

>>212081222
consider this:
>she says shes 18
>she isnt
>tells jet she'll bring her id to prove it when she gets there
>flies in
>"oops i forgot my wallet"
>jet says "ehh fuck it she doesnt seem like she's lying"

SCOTTY ROCKERS ONLINE

>>212081538
who is making out?

Sam lied about his age.
He’s really 53

>>212081621
i think hatewatchers still would even if fishtank was the greatest online production of all time

>>212081622
there is no season 5 nigga the producers have all been arrested and executed

>>212081590
i heard she rims on the first date
captcha STDRP, that's the kind of roleplay claire would be into

>>212081622
>late 30's
Please. Season 3 was so much more fun because people were older and had more of a personality. Outside of ass, early 20 somethings are so boring.

more angie type stuff

>>212080934
>I never watched Mad Men.
Don't worry. Neither has Jet.

Post yfw when the constant house moving is actually a meta commentary on the displacement of Palestinian refugees and by the end of the show it’ll just be Aryeh and the old Witch woman in one of the houses, the victorious Israelites

>>212081622
friends dont let friends go to wigger livestreamed summer camp + you're larping

>>212081460
I assumed she was 18 i did my due diligence get out of my ear dood

>>212081472
Theres no way she was the only option. Remember jin in confessional that said
>jet probably just got the firsr hot girl he saw apply for simp money
And then a website announcement
>jin is 100% correct
Or something like that.

>>212081229
and neptroon didn't even check an ID or anything. shows over and jet is done, hopefully Ben takes his place

>>212081622
You should instead post pics of her on here.

>>212081652
She said she doesn't own a passport of drivers licence but must have something on her, right?

Lololol the Redditor who did the little drive by got doxxed and deleted his Instagram. It really was a fucking boomer

scott 100% could resolve the situation with the cops effortlessly

>>212081464
Nah but frfr he just googled don draper shocked and picked the first one lil nigga

bill status?

>>212081644
kirsche the official fishtank v-tuber... whatever happened there?

Sam cuts ties with the show over Jets tremendous fuckup of not verifying Ellies age and adding another notch to his scandalous rap sheet

Actual strike 3

>>212081536
aussie drum-machine goth. one of the best bands still doing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4by9iNbBbxU

>>212081649
did you not read mine?

>>212081681
based commentary

>>212081075
If that’s true I can just marry her and fix that issue

>>212081459
PLEASE FUCKING BE REAL PLEASE BE FUCKING REAL PLEASE BE FUCKING REAL PLEASE BE FUCKING REALL

>>212081700
based boomer

my gf

>>212081538
Based Bill.

>>212081288
Might be. It was a beautiful thing while it lasted. But the universe appears to hate fun.

>>212081667
i think having even the alleged 18 year old on the show would have let the show last a little bit longer
and not lettin her roll around on the ground like a puppy either. that was weird

this clip is gonna go down in history https://youtu.be/SFWQBp-nHdo?t=31
did you see it live, i did

>>212081675
What ethnicity is this chick? She mogs the Asian girls so hard.

>>212081622
>season 5

>>212081728
when was this?

Inside sources are saying Scott Sullivan MMA might be 17 and production knew

If this is it, I wonder how they are going to edit this into episodes
Frankly there is barely enough content, they might as well make it into a movie

>>212080606
They got his full dox on KF in the Fishtank thread. It's still being verified that it's the guy but based off what I've seen I'm like 99% sure it's him.

>>212081222
are you kidding? she probably told him she didnt and he said just lie about your age

Just figured out why I'm sexually attracted to Angelina

jets a disaster
jet is a MESS

>>212080926
>>212081349
thats exactly whats happens don gets high on speed and doesnt sleep for days, see's the cops at his home and he passes out.

>>212081713
i can assure you he's working as hard as he can to buy more japanese inspired graphic t-shirts as a 40 year old man

>>212081590
wtf me too

>>212081713
Sorry sam i didnt know we needed permits

you fucking retards man you can't get on a plane without id of course she fuckin has id

Bad news.

Ellie was gaped at 17 years old and Mints weeped.

hahaaaaaaa jokes over right? it's not really getting fucking absolutely grim right now and we're shitposting through the pain right?

>>212081762
jet is a BIG FAT WASTE

>>212081536
Only the classics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8

>>212081761
why?

>>212081261
>AI think for me

>>212081727
JC is such a cutie what's she up to now

>>212081538
lmao

>>212081757
>mutants come into the basement and rape everyone
>fin

Really need Claire's take on this situation so I can rest.

>>212081749
Same, was hilarious to see Sam's red flag go off.

>>212081261
>no sources for anything

>>212081727
proof of her being bonkers?

>>212081777
just like those digits

Bad news
Votes are in

this is jet's karma for casting a 17 year old

>>212081761
kek

>>212081773
Its just a markyposter raid. Ignore it. Literal schizo shit

POLICE CAM FROM S2 HOUSE IS UP

bill ottman getting "the team" (his buddies from law school) back together to fix this mess over a few pots of coffee, a bunch of laptops, and some dro

>>212081619
don't give up hope Burt
He'll come around eventually

>>212081695
how could she not have a passport, she said she went to Japan

MILK COUCH

>>212081700
>Literal 60 year old watching fishtank and SWATing the house
what the fuck

>>212081749
>>212081789
fucking nuts how much people swept this under the rug to let the show go on but its like jesus christ man, i dont think have any chick under 21 would be a good idea when you have sam hydes name attached anywhere near it

the fuck is wrong with jet?

When is Angie gonna post so I can finish and go to bed

WATCH THIS JIM CARREY MOVIE

I keep telling myself it cant really be over, that this cant be it
But as the minutes pass I feel it is harder to believe

no fucking shotski

>>212081700
He's a dead man walking

Info coming in 15. Be ready.

>>212081621
What is "good content" there's people who will hate you no matter what you do. The internet is full of such tiktok brains.

The police have basically saved the 17 year old Ellie from interstate trafficking by the MDE wiggers. We love our cops, our law enforcement.

>>212081749
>Im just a kid. This dumb board killed Jets show unintentionally and I love her for it

>>212081721
based HTRK fan

>>212081695
no?
hence the
>ehh she doesnt seem like she's lying, fuck it

Bill Ottman posting manifested this

>>212081755
powtank, g

>>212081261
>Claude, what's the situation with this underage girl on Fishtank?
double-nearing-single digit IQ

This is becoming waaaaay too incompetent. Dangerously so.

>>212081619
benleaks owes me bussy pics

YOU SICK FUCK
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angie is on her way to the season 3 house

holy shit I fucking need her

>>212081808
No idea but she told Letty she had to get one before going on her high school trip soon

>>212081637
this is the best clouddead-related album tbqh

>>212081659
Klaus lied about his age
he's really 23
KAW

>>212081700
What a lad

>>212081827
how is this already so shitty and artifact-y

>>212081827
When are you niggas gonna stop posting that fake screenshot

>>212081810
I know she's trying to copy Letty's look but she's beautiful like this

Can Sam just lay off the wiggers and hire a new crew? I can work with Maejok on IT

>>212081713
he’s been practicing dropping in back at the first house

I’ve had 200 grenades thrown at me is this normal

>there are people ITT who unironically believe Ellie is only 17 years old
She's 18 you dumbfucks. There's literally no "proof" anywhere that she's 17. Production verified her age before allowing her to come on the show. I can't believe you guys are falling for this rumor.

>>212081827
Jimmy is finally going to murder someone.

>>212081700
That's actually insane

>>212081841
The aura here. God we need to go back

>>212081075
Mizzy is like 6 months younger than her and can't even play videogames.
She just sits there and looks sad until robotjoxx gives her 300 bucks.

>>212081834
From the sound of her mother. They ain't saving her from nothing.

>>212081637
cozy shoegaze
>>212081721
I like this a lot anon thanks for putting me on

i wanna watch something to pass the time but i'm too worried to enjoy myself right now

stox holders, how r we feeling? is it time to panic sell or buy?

turn on production cam and let us talk to the cops

>>212081876
She said she was 17 dumbass

>>212081791
It's real

>>212081875
yes and you deserve it

>>212081753
half filipina half italian from floriday

lol

>>212081839
KWAB

The funniest part of all this by far is that if this wasn't already going to be Sam's legacy it absolutely will be now if it really does blow up from police intervention and legal controversy, if for no other reason than because that happening is way funnier than anything MDE has ever done.

>>212081840
sorry bros my bad

>>212081758
Post his dox

>>212081876
it's all over reddit and twitter, even ppv chat

>>212081876
production shill hands typed this

>>212081749
>jet made a high schooler roll over for him like a dog
Strange guy

>>212081833
notice i never said "good" content.
the basement setting with shit sound didn't help
freddy having no beer didn't help
ellie being 17 didn't help
derinc having the worst accent in history didn't help
daniel being a mopey sperg didn't help
arye being a faggot didn't help
letty being too passive as a freeloader didn't help

>>212081841
oh yea I watched that. I didnt know they kissed. I remember aby had zero rizz and couldnt attract tj

>>212081749
instantly knew she was going to be a problem as soon as she said she was still in highschool and then bug stared into the camera after sam left

>>212081749
As soon as she says she wants to be a grifter he relaxed and shot the shit with her.

>>212081261
FUCK AROUND

>>212081876
how did they verify her age if she has no ID? i doubt she carried her birth certificate with her.

>>212081900
??? where

Saw this in the Scott Sullivan MMA youtube chat.

Is this true, did Ellie smoke a cigarette?
AND
Can 17 year olds not smoke cigarettes in USA?

>>212081681
>constantly moved from place to place because they cause problems where ever they go and nobody wants to deal with them
You might be onto something

>>212081876
Yes production verified her age. Like the audio checked the new house beforehand. Like they bought permits needed to avoid a shitshow like this happening. Kekaroo

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING

TECHNICAL SUPPORT

>>212081810
Milk couch, you say...

>Ellie is 17.
OH THE IRONING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GET FUCKED JET NEPTROON

>>212081911
handsome woman

>>212081906
lmfao of course this guy's suicidal

>60 year old redditor who drives a wrx and swats fishtank
You couldn't even make this shit up

>>212081637
for me, it's https://youtu.be/CsPCbqkdWHI

Ellie actually being 17 and lying to get on the show with Jet OKing it without verification because he wanted to fuck her would be a truly poetic ending to Fishtank. Neptunian, even.

>>212081753

Filipino and Italian, but honestly looks far more Latina than anything else.

this nigga jet is crashing out

>>212081876
There's not proof she's 18. She said she had no ID to provide to TSA. How would she have ID to provide to Jet. This would also be assuming Jet is more competent at age verification than federal agencies.

>>212080606
Please tell me you archived this

>>212081876
no proof shes 18 either
jet wanted that prime pussy so he was able to click YES I AM OVER 18 on the adult website for her

>>212081876
This is a lie. Do you make this lie?

>>212081876
She flew over within 5 hours of her posting her submission, they didn’t verify shit

>>212081622
Yes.

>>212081905
damn thats like a trio of batshit crazy

>>212081876
sam genuinely did not know she was in high school

>>212081932
gotta be 18

>>212081886
>>212081075
Grim. But a loving BWC can fix them

ELLIE SMOKED ON CAMERA
CRIIIIIIME

>>212081932
You need to be 21 years old to smoke cigarettes or vape here. It was 18 years old until the laws changed a few years ago.

>>212081952
What the fuck, did you screencap this through one of those basement microphones?

>>212080520
that is impressive

asians love us bro
you see how many asian chicks flock to the show compared to black girls or even white girls

>>212081749
>>212081789
>>212081818
Are you guys actually autistic and can't tell he's putting on

>>212081815
He gave address to some group(?) who in turn had them swatted/shut down

>>212081950
Sam was his mentor

>Implying Jet didn't know she was 17
All according to plan. Kill the show and she can't get on a flight back. Where will she stay, I wonder....

>>212081952
das crazy man

>>212081900
No she didn't you fucktard.
>>212081928
Before she came on the show, retard.

>>212080481
she's not a good streamer. she doesn't do anything interesting or clippable and she is fairly low energy. would have went hard in 2014.

I'm 45 years old and there's nothing wrong with fucking a 17 year old

>>212081952
blurrier

>>212081261
xitter sleuths to the rescue!

surely they'll sniff out the cause of this little hiccup!

>>212081932
land of the free

a 63 year old lib boomer with a subaru shutting down fishtank forever is really fucking funny

I can’t believe all you nerds are falling for my Ellie is 17 bit lol

i feel bad for direnc having flown across the globe for this shit

>>212081902
So post a source you dumb nigger

Jet’s penis killed the show, tale as old as time itself

>>212081536
one of those days...
https://youtu.be/qe0IYnkS9sc

>>212081985
nah
u are

Jet? Nah more like jiddy

>>212080746
God I wish that was my cock she was biting

>>212081876
she's a junior in high school. her "starting a year late" is an obvious lie. she has no ID to verify her age. it's pretty logical to conclude that she's probably not 18

>>212081950
You can take the wigger out of r9k, but you can't take r9k out of the wigger
>>212081996
Hello, Mr. Blastard

>>212081985
you can only use the "it was dumb on purpose" so many times before people start seeing that it was never on purpose

>>212081876
lol there's no proof she's 18 either retard

>>212082012
jet hands

>>212081906
KEK

>>212081841
look at Letty getting into it lmao

How are you not ID'ing everyone as soon as they show up? How do you let a high schooler on the show without checking ID? Is this for real?

Jet really is a fucking moron they've got to reel in his control a little bit lol

>>212081999
this but completely unironically

>>212081889
Try the monogatari series

>>212081954
She lied. You need photo ID to fly. Wtf do you think, that TSA just allows 17-year-olds to fly with no ID? That anyone can just say "lol I'm 17" and fly without showing ID? Jesus fucking christ.

>>212081876
>production verified

BOOMERED

>>212080412 (OP)
The TTS addressed to leonard was referencing Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket, Ellie being an attention whore said it was directed to her. False.
Aryeh looks like leonard. Ellie has no connection with this. Simps on suicide watch of their low iq flat faced moon rune monkey.

Guys, guys, don't worry. Ellie is NOT 17. She's 16 (SIXTEEN)

>>212081536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RawgMmhfbGg

>>212082010
Its actually him lol. He deleted everything. What the helly

>>212082022
idk why she would lie about her age and then tell the truth about being in high school tho

>>212081989
all a part of the plan

>>212081948
I fuck up everything…

how many contestants did we lose during this process?

>>212081815
boomerlib sam hyde seether, there are probably some in this thread

>s4 will not go live again
>bg2 will not happen
>s5 will not happen

>>212081690
Yes Jin said they probably went through 4 auditions before finding her
Then Jet corrected him with a website notification saying it was 6

https://youtu.be/9imCm6CrNZ8?si=qVaygUbiEbYzG3o0
Need Angie or I'm about to crash out

>>212082010
>a 63 year old lib boomer with a subaru shutting down fishtank forever is really fucking funny
stuff like that is gonna happen more often since very few people are having kids and most people are forever online

>>212081876
>Production verified her age before allowing her to come on the show.
yes the same production that runs their shock torture porn show in a residential neighborhood with no permits and comes up with amazing challenges like roll up the wet chewing tobacco and uhh like do a stanford prison experiment I guess lol?

>>212082014
I was going to, but find it yourself now.

>>212081261
lawfag here, if she herself lies about being 18, thats that nothing gonna pass in court

>>212082032
These are the wiggers we’re talking about thoughbeit

>>212082061
He really is into pup play isn’t he?

>>212082010
>63
I thought it was like a young 20 something fag

SCOTT SULLIVAN MMA IS LIVE TALKING ABOUT THE SITUATION, MIGHT GO SAVE THE SHOW
https://www.youtube.com/live/TOKvtVFQWzU?si=ozk4sM37h9BhbmH7

the end of fishtank

fuck around

>>212082069
at least we have the first half season 3...

>>212082027
Yes there is, production verifying that she's 18. Stupid fucktard. The "LOL SHE'S 17" makes no sense.

ellie is 9

>>212082074
Lazy fucking wiggers lmao

What do you think the likelihood that Sam fires Jet is?

babytank is real

can that guy keep JC posting please, it's keeping me sane rn

>>212082051
She said her friends call her Lenard in her interview with goldachlagger (ellanor --> lenard)

>>212082082
I mog you in every way

Guys we verified her age we asked and she said she was 18

like, i wanna suck jet

>>212082069
finally some good news

>>212082078
the only reduction in white birth rates in america has been from teenagers no longer getting pregnant early by mistake

>>212081929
literally nowhere

she won

>>212081876
There's literally no way to prove that she's 18 because she lied to the TSA about being underage to get through airport security since she had no ID.

Will he still give her a summer job?

>>212082042
I know people who have flown by themselves as 16 year olds.

Wait, was it really some libshit boomer? I thought the pic on the Reddit account showed some young guy?

>>212082091
reddit season

>>212082069
I want all of this to be true so badly

>>212081876
You are so gullible
Ellie said Jet called her 30 minutes after she sent the audition tape and 5 hours later she was on a plane.
stop protecting jet weinstein

a little bit of late night Shinji at the bar would do us some good rn

Trusting the plan status?

>>212081876
Any non autist knew she wasn’t 18 after that face she gave the camera when Sam left the confessional

>>212082108
Ok

OH NONONONONONONO

Bros she signed the contract. You cant sign a contract if you aren't 18

>>212082120
2bh yeah

It seems like the guy has been found

Ellie told me herself she’s 18 in Chinese years in American years that’s about 4 (if you do the math)

WHY ISNT CUTOFF AT 21
WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE IDIOTS SO INCOMPETENT
NO
ONE
UNDER
21

>>212082103
if ellie is underage then Jet is not getting another dollar from Sam

if the show is over does that mean claire can start posting again

>>212081876
theres no proof either way

>>212082133
trusted and checked

4 white children with Angie

the tight brat curse

Miss wife.

>>212082107
plus in the audition reel they played she introduces herself as lenard

>>212082006
>i do'n get it ben

>>212082057
Cuz she’s a dumb high schooler who thinks they can make their lack of development make sense by just lying about her age & not the schooling. Not really sure whether she’s 17, but the fact we have to have this conversation is the problem in the first place

>>212082132
oh you fags are still around

>>212082152
ty king

There is no proof she is 17. They checked her ID, why would we let her on the show if she was underage? Even if she was, age of consent in RI is 16. this is all a big nothingburger. You can stop your moralfaggotry now.

>>212081637
fucking based for odd nosdam
>>212081536
chillan'
https://youtu.be/WZ8HBR5RjP8

>>212082150
even if she is 18, having anyone under 21 on this show is absolutely fucking retarded on so many levels it is cosmically unthinkable beyond all comprehension especially if there's like alcohol and stuff in the house their lawyer is probably fucking retarded

>>212082123
this looks mad gay

>>212082146
gem

>>212082150
>but muh penis and balls

I remember her telling someone she just turned 18. Like a few months ago at most

even the angie posters are less retarded and annoying than the people saying ellie's 17 for no real reason

noticing that every season that doesn't have scott sullivan mma has been either shut down or damaged beyond repair

>>212082093
>"Hey Claude am i cooked?"

it's been a good run...

She's 17? Fuck we're all such dirty uncles

Hey sirs I'm one of the doordash drivers that got called to the house anyway things not looking good

Sam is very pissed and angry at Jet for fucking up and letting Ellie onto the show without checking ID.

She's crying and her family has arrived

will keep updated sirs

was kicking out brandon really worth all this sam?

>>212082144
This is true. Your hands physically stop working and you can't write your name with a pen on a contract until you have fully turned 18.

>>212082122
She provided proof to production BEFORE she left.

r04d7r1p bros it's happening

>they replaced jin with another fish because he was mean days in
>they didn't replace the highschooler with another fish
uh weird

>>212082134
true, pure sleeper agent stare

Daily reminder pedophiles

So now that the redditor got btfo, the new discord tactic is pushing this "Ellie is 17" narrative right?
Constant spam with the same bullshit by these fuckers and muh TSA and sHe sAiD ShE's 17

>>212081804
post it

>>212081934
HAMAS HOUSE
REFUGEE HOUSE

>>212082170
put the cameras back up nigger

transparency status?

>>212080820
Insane zoning laws and hra rulebook fuckery are a direct result of racial segregation being banned, btw
If developers could just build whites only neighborhoods and towns could exclude nons, there would be no need for a longhouse hr lady nanny bureaucracy

/ftl/ are the most gullible group of people ever once again. Same people that thought everyone in S3 was completely unfamiliar with fishtank and sam hyde

>>212082127
That young guy was a fan who just drove by, took a pic of some cars parked on the side, and left

>>212082147
>gayface boomer doing a political activism
we need an actual trumpenreich

>I'm gonna kill this guy because he took down this gay boring internet show I watch 24/7

Are you guys serious? Fishtank is mid.

>>212082107
That proves nothing.
She's a child, bro. She hasnt seen FMJ, and no one, and I mean NO ONE, has ever called her leonard.

So it's looking increasingly likely that the Fishtank swatter is a fat, 63-year old libtard living with his 80+ year old dad while having a financed 2023 WRX shitbox, insane lore

>>212082178
April I think she said

zomg, Ellie's a 17 yo child ToT

>>212082196
>s.jpg

>>212082152
Nice. I want more leg scars though

>>212082069
>famous house season 2 canceled

>>212082130
You're the gullible one, believing this 17 rumor when it flies in the face of logic.

>>212082172
She was the last second replacement. Jet just said "fuck it dude shes hot she can sit in the corner and farm plushies for me"

season wouldve been better if they had scott sullivan groping the 17 year old asian girl

>>212082182
Season 3s ending should of really been the nail in the coffin for fishtank, they'd done too much to quickly and burnt out

>>212082183
I'm a proud oji-san

>they checked her ID
>which she doesnt have
its just a bit tards are real stupid eh

What’s this about Angie being a findom? I’ve never watched this show before, but I’m interested in being financially dominated by a reality TV star. Supposedly she has a legion of simps?

>>212082122
>she lied to the TSA about being underage to get through airport security since she had no ID
Is that possible? I fly pretty frequently, and I couldn't imagine walking up to TSA and just saying
>I don't have an ID, but can I get on the plane anyway?
She'd need to have a parent with her for something like that, and even then they'd want something. If she's over 16 then she'd have a driver's license or student ID. If he's traveled before, she'd have a passport. There are so many other things TSA would ask for, and to lack all of them feels off.

Probably just another production bit to kill time while they set something else up.

And production wonders why we mock them so much. Wish they'd just put a picture saying 'be ready for act 2.' This fake drama shit is so annoying.

WWNR

>>212082094
Verified how? 30 minute phone call and a 5 hour flight? lol

There is a rumor now that Ellie is actually 17 and not 18

>no ID

>no proof of birthdate

>told Letty she lied to TSA after dark

>don't need ID to fly

>>212082222
prophetic digits

>>212082150
out of my ear
>snaps fingers
ellie, on my dick

>>212082183
aryeh won

>>212082150
Because Jet likes them young.

>>212082125
You still need identification nigger

>>212082160
How do I finder a stripper wife who’s only had a few boyfriends and almost has a house paid off?

>>212082152
I want JC to bite my right ear off while fucking in missionary as she locks me in with her legs and I cum the thickest load of my life inside her.

>>212082172
The community has been saying this since s1, and every season jet has a teenager on because he’s a creep

Jetstein’s lolita fuck house watch only at fishtank.live

Ellie niggers are fucking insane

>>212082000
Something about this video has always filled me with a bloodcurdling rage

>>212082186
great post

i'm tired of these minor females deceiving and taking advantage of fully sexually developed males

>JIN WON
>ANGIE WON
>RACHEL WON

If the autism girl didn’t drop out none of this would have happened.

>>212082172
I think she might have lied or jet absolutely had to have her in because when she told Sam she was still in highschool he almost had a heart attack and immediately went to the basement.

>>212082213
that would be pretty entertaining though

how do you fucking morons expect ellie to fly back if she doesnt have her ID

>>212082196
discord tranny

>>212082171
>deep medi musik
>commodo
my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnGYTPMdntk

>>212082249
Do not talk about Aryeh.

do we know the high school she goes to

did they win?

>>212082223

They hired her 10 minutes after she auditioned and she has no ID

update

Nooooooo 17 is a baby!!!!!

>>212082178
yeah i told pornhub i was 18 when i was 17 too so therefore im 18
problem?

>>212082269
many people have been saying this

>>212082278
Tell TSA her real age again

>>212082252
Or be flying with a parent or guardian

scott sullivan mma said he is not waiting for permission anymore (actually)

would still fuck that tight gook pussy idgaf

>>212082287
love always wins

>>212081222
this guy must be new to the wiggers stupidity

>I'm in highschool
They should have really kicked her off then

aryeh had a psychotic break after the "most dangerous weapon challenge" and threw a pickaxe at a cop thinking it was a mutant

>>212082240
woah, really?

>>212082185
How does bb not just turn into a free for all orgy?

For me there is no dox. I refuse to know the identity of a man doing the LORD's work.
He provided more entertainment than the wiggers in two weeks.

>>212082233
She said she didn’t have a driver’s license

HE'S STILL IN THERE AND HE'S NOT COOPERATING WITH POLICE

>>212082286
Let's all calm down, anon.

>>212082278
passport counts as ID dumbfuk

>>212082302
MODDDDDDSSSSS

scotty rockers in the house

isn't CK objectively the craziest one

>>212082300
literally perfect

>>212082286
Yeah. Its on her IG

>end of s3 cancelled
>end of s4 cancelled
>bg2 cancelled
>s5 cancelled
>fh2 cancelled
>famous neighborhood cancelled

>>212082278
Ill drive her home i live 45 min from the house

taco bell specifically every day

New Freeloader leaked

I might be retarded but I genuinely don't get why the discussion is about a contestant's age after they just got swatted. What did I miss?

>>212082268
i think we can all agree that women ruin the dynamics of the show and letty is an exception but not realy because she fucked production too

>>212082240
lol this is the bug youve been simping over guys

>>212082069
Investor bros?

Direnc is probably leaving after this that's my prediction

She said something about getting back to Australia if the law got involved originally

>>212082318
we need to treat him like spider man on the train in that one spider man movie and carry him to safety and ignore his real identity

>>212082302
My nigger

17 is legal where I live, so is 15 for that matter

>>212081261
The guy last night who told me that late night schizo /ftl/ makes the narrative then daytime /ftl/ accepts it as gospel was 100% right I guess

>>212082147
>he's from Boston
Fredtards vindicated yet again

>>212082312
You could tell Sam wanted to when she said it in the confessional

It would be funny if Sam just said fuck it and went home for the day

Scott Sullivan MMA won

>>212082286
yeah. i'm not telling (you) tho

this will be the last season of fishtank mark my words

>>212082278
she won't, she'll be staying with Jet and the wiggers for streamer bootcamp 2

thread is dying, quick! post rare ben gnome footage!

>>212082233
If it's domestic, it doesn't matter all that much
California has tons of spics that get on airplanes without any proof of ID

>>212082192
She was on a plane five hours after sending her submission. There's no way she provided ID.

>>212082343
jewdog kike

Scott's got a big head

>>212082347
the wiggers like em young

Ben is only 19

hey

sorry. It seems like I went in over my head a bit this time. Next time it will be all better, promise
Remember A series gets bogged down by the fourth entry before the spectacular reboot
At least we got Freddy who will make a wicked Warlock in BG2

I don’t believe this 17 thing because if that is true then Fishtank is kaput lol. TSA will get involved.

>Zero actual information
>Somehow more than 50 fentanyl daydream theories niggers are running with
Somethin ain't right with you faggots.

>>212082347
SHE WAS 17 YOU SICK FUCK

>>212082347
because even worse than getting swatted is having ellie be 17 after all that happened so far

>>212082343
rate this slobs fit

>>212082312
this. what the fuck

>>212082261
It's funny how he actually looks like Johnny when he's mad.

>>212082347
anons finally put the pieces together

>>212082343
looks like the the guy who came in to see ellie

NEW

>>212082355
>>212082355
>>212082355

new

>>212082355
>>212082355
>>212082355

>>212081261
any westerner with russian, iranian and chinese flags in their profile is a terminal shit head

>>212082254
Hi Cole

>>212082360
what about child labor laws when doing acting work on a live-streamed internet reality show with adult themes?

>>212082207
>whites only neighborhoods
its these white neighborhoods that freak the fuck out over the slightest bit of noise or abnormality retard. muh property value. full HOA fags are an insufferable nightmare to deal with

>>212082366
If the rumors are true he's never touching fishtank again because it just reminds him of Marky now

its a solid solid product
no more downtime type shit
we are gonna be more transparent

>>212081836
>dumb board
heheehehe

>>212082364

Jet hired her. Sam didn't

>>212082363
No fucking shit hes from the bostom area, thats the only place close to the houses. Did you expect him to drive across the country?

>>212081349
Here is the scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLg4TorplGo

>>212082328
I know the wiggers are very dumb but I feel like they'd have said the same thing if she flew in and said she didn't have ID

>>212082302
based

>>212082281
good shit

>>212082360
Hell, 14 used to be legal here and I voted against it when they ran the ballot referendum that raised it to 16.

>>212082360
It’s not about sex…It’s everything else…

>>212082387
>not casting freddy as a bard

obviously fake

>>212082018
anon tell me you don't actually listen to this meme band

>>212082343
I’m supposed to believe this 63 year old boomer with a job was posting on R/lonely and posting his car on Reddit? It must be his retarded son or something

>>212081856
why do you guys like uglies so much? it's insane

>>212082361
/ftl/ has always controlled Fishtank from day 1

>>212082335
Summer was the craziest, like locked-in-a-loony-bin crazy, but seems to be doing better
CK just sort of had a psychotic break and lashed out
B*tty is crazy but in a psychopathic way, she'd be a serial killer if she was a man, also a loony bin veteran
JC is crazy but has it under control

>>212082343
STRONGER THAN DOCTOR CROSS?!?

>>212082444
>It’s not about sex
It's only about sex, if Ellie wasn't fuckable, nobody would give a single fuck

>>212082413
Yeah, that's why Sam first heard about it in the confessional retard. Try reading the post before you reply.

>>212082448
i wish i didnt. sometimes that tasmanian pothead metal be hittin doe...

>>212082486
ck is actually nuts dawg you know she's in jail for terroristic threats against the ihop she works at yeah? there's a reason there are so many webms of her flicking her pubic mound and passing out on nitrous etc

>>212082499
For sure. I wouldn't give a shit if a hog like Rachel or an uggo like Drench were underage

scott just said he distanced himself from fishtank because of season 3

>>212082389
discord faggots trying a new spin

>>212082588
yeah NO u fucking stupid retard
consider if rachel was 17
dumb retard forgot the first 5 days of the show already

>>212081951
Filipinas are half Latino as it is

Scott says he knew Aryeh 10 years ago and only learned about Sam Hyde because of Aryeh. Scott wasn't going to watch S4 until seeing Aryeh on there.

>>212082348
always thought seth looks like an irl simpsons character

>>212081951
>>212082653
filipinos jump in the air and click their heels if they get mistaken for mexican. Mexicans DESPISE them. the only 'latino' thing about those short monkeys are their last name

>>212082642
No one cares what people do to an ugly chick faggot

That explains where his 1 win came from

>>212081700
>>212081815
It's fair to assume everyone who acts like "Markyposting" is the height of comedy is also a retarded faggot boomer at this point.

>>212082487
Doctor Steve could wape him

>>212082653
yeah dude, they're just chinese mexicans

>>212082730
He looks like human ska music

>>212082757
hilarious because they're literally identical to any white american. mexicans calling filipinos short over like a 2in difference in average height (both are well below the average height in the US)

>>212082812
MARKYPOSTERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
BIG PURPLE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME!

>>212082896
EARTH ROCKERS IN THE HOU
SE TONIGHT

>>212080412 (OP)
Jimmy's only way of getting money is being once again humiliated at seethegames?

>>212082872
they dont look anything like average mexicans, all filipino women have that square jaw and of course the slant eyes. they almost glow an actually warm yellow skin as well. filipinos always try and get a latino pass like Trish they are not getting in

>>212082989
Filipinos are halfway between being Vietnamese and Mexican

>>212082989
trish could 100% pass as mexican and i'm saying this as a mexican. if i got introduced to her as my cousin i wouldn't think twice

>>212083043
even the most southern, straight mayan looking indian touching the Guatemalan border mexican looks less asian than a filipino. Josie is as native looking as it gets )her last name is gonzales or some shit) and she dont look filipino

>>212083127
mentidas, the eyes never lie chico. no tiene cara de nopal no mas los ojos de un chino. everu filipino wants to be mexican its crazy

It's objectively better to be Mexican than to be Filipino because at least if you're Mexican there's a chance you're descended from peninsulares who knew better than to dilute their blood

>>212083182
Natives are (genetically) pretty similar to Mexicans are they not?

>>212083231
No, they havethe phrase "cara de nopal" for a reason, menaing face of the cactus. The more native you look, you kinda get cooked. Most mexicans have an Iberian look to them if anything but the country and people themselves spent that last fucking 100+ years screaming we wuz aztercs changing mexicos identity so no one ever associates them with that anymore.

>>212083344
Interesting, thanks for the insight mexicanon. One of my best friends growing up was from PV but we never really talked about this stuff.

>>212083127
It's because she's half white. Her parents basically reverse engineered the creation of a mestizo with a Filipino/White hybrid.

>>212083450
yea its pretty interesting. In my lonesome opinion I think Mexico shot themsleves in the foot going full aztec larp. The last hope they had was Porfirio Diaz in the late 1890s who liked and honored them but never public announced that they were the tied to the people of Mexico. After his exile to France, it was all down hill from there, the Revolution was a disaster