>>212088119
Found footage bear attack could make a great movie. Hell found footage of animals going crazy and attacking in an isolated area could be fun.
>>212090426
check out backcountry (2014), couple goes hiking and get attacked and pursued by a black bear in the middle of nowhere. based on true events
>>212088119 >retard aiming at it like it understands >doesn't shoot while he still has distance and space
Polar bears are entirely carnivorous. He's not going to fuck off and find some berries instead of he's hungry.
>>212088119 >Now Mr Bear, it is my God given duty to forewarn you that, if you choose to forcefully enter upon my private domicile, I am at liberty from the Constitution of the United States of America to fire my weapon upon you. Do you understand, Bear? I'm warning you, one step further into my private domicile and I will fire upon you.
>>212090547
As someone whose lived in Montana all his life I can tell you black bears are fucking pussies. Now brown bears are IRL for fucking monsters.
>>212091988
anyone with any outdoors experience knows this, black bears can be scared away with a shout
conversely i personally wouldnt hike into brown bear country without a firearm
>>212091969
Bathroom sinks, like any porcelain bathroom piece, are extremely heavy and lethal
Near where I live, an extremely suspicious and potentially conspiracy-inducing gory triple homicide involving a toilet tank lid once occurred.
Actually polar bears are often very safe and will only attack you when they feel threatened. Usually only when you are in their area and they have very young piglets (baby polar bears). They have no reason to hunt humans because human and polarbears paths usually dont cross. And humans taste bad for them. They much prefer fish. If a polar bear comes close to you, you just just stand very still or make yourself big and scream at it.
>>212090366
yeah a dead polar bear stuck in the roof sounds like a great time retard, just lure it back out the way it came with food and kill it as soon as its out of your roof/
>>212095658 >how to die by a polar bear 101
Yeah I don’t think I’m gonna make myself big and scream at a polar bear, that’s not how it works. They act nothing like black bears, pal.
>>212098963 >don't shoot it >die extremely painfully >your last thought is that you left the camera running and werner herzog might actually release the footage this time cementing you as an even bigger retard than grizzly man
real life now has a million muslims and indians imported into your hometown who can rape anyone and the police will look the other way. and if you speak out, you're a racist. horror movies are over.
polar bear only hunt other predators that are dangerous to humans. people should just pay them no mind and let them do their job of keeping your home safe.
