Why cant horror movies be this scary?

>>212086284 (OP)
was it rape?

>>212086387
Interracial domestic dispute.

>>212086284 (OP)
Otters are predators, racoons really aren't

CAAAAAAW *flies away*

>>212086284 (OP)
>No not the hecking puppets!!

>>212086387
'fraid so

real life will always be scarier than horror fiction

>>212088119
Terrifying

>>212088119
>are ya winnin', anon?

>>212088119
so he didn't shoot that big fucker? gay

>>212088007
retard gtfo this site

>>212088119
Found footage bear attack could make a great movie. Hell found footage of animals going crazy and attacking in an isolated area could be fun.

>>212090426
check out backcountry (2014), couple goes hiking and get attacked and pursued by a black bear in the middle of nowhere. based on true events

>>212088119
>retard aiming at it like it understands
>doesn't shoot while he still has distance and space
Polar bears are entirely carnivorous. He's not going to fuck off and find some berries instead of he's hungry.

That video of the man in the plastic box getting batted around by a polar bear was absolutely horrifying.

>>212091003
link?

>>212086284 (OP)
otters look so cute tho

>>212090519
Greedy little fuckers
https://youtu.be/Ofp26_oc4CA

>>212090519
they cute :3

>>212088119
>Now Mr Bear, it is my God given duty to forewarn you that, if you choose to forcefully enter upon my private domicile, I am at liberty from the Constitution of the United States of America to fire my weapon upon you. Do you understand, Bear? I'm warning you, one step further into my private domicile and I will fire upon you.

>>212088119
What’s scary is that polar bears are the only ones that will actively hunt you

>>212091372
What did he drop on it? You'd think an animal that attacks with head charges would have a more durable head.

>>212090547
As someone whose lived in Montana all his life I can tell you black bears are fucking pussies. Now brown bears are IRL for fucking monsters.

>>212091988
anyone with any outdoors experience knows this, black bears can be scared away with a shout
conversely i personally wouldnt hike into brown bear country without a firearm

>>212091969
Bathroom sinks, like any porcelain bathroom piece, are extremely heavy and lethal
Near where I live, an extremely suspicious and potentially conspiracy-inducing gory triple homicide involving a toilet tank lid once occurred.

>>212091969
it looks like a sink lmao

>>212092139
Bear mace does work also for its worth.

>>212092144
>>212092188
>Bathroom sink
Oh ok. No further questions.

>>212091372
He really fucked it up with that, total brain damage, also
>filename
lmao

>>212091316
https://youtu.be/9G1aHkLHQ2I?si=-9-H35kTiE6R759Z

>>212091915
>>212091896
>>212090366
>>212090426

Actually polar bears are often very safe and will only attack you when they feel threatened. Usually only when you are in their area and they have very young piglets (baby polar bears). They have no reason to hunt humans because human and polarbears paths usually dont cross. And humans taste bad for them. They much prefer fish. If a polar bear comes close to you, you just just stand very still or make yourself big and scream at it.

>>212095658

>>212095658
>t. woman

>>212090519
absolutely pom poko

>>212093476
how does bear know what humans is?

>>212090366
yeah a dead polar bear stuck in the roof sounds like a great time retard, just lure it back out the way it came with food and kill it as soon as its out of your roof/

>>212098394
Unironically generational trauma

>>212088119
>>212090354
Weak character returns in the sequel stronger than before.

>>212095658
Is this pasta like the shark one? I'm rarely in polar bear related threads.

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>>212095658
>how to die by a polar bear 101
Yeah I don’t think I’m gonna make myself big and scream at a polar bear, that’s not how it works. They act nothing like black bears, pal.

>>212098539
Thats racist

>>212090562
>shoot it
>now you have half a tonne of dead polar bear on your kitchen roof and bleeding on your kitchen floor

>>212098893
Tards

>>212095658
huuuuh i don't think an animal that lives in one of the coldest places in the world is going to act preferential on his next meal..

>>212091377
those fatties don't need more handouts

>>212100770
that's a weird penis

>>212100770
damn that ostrich got a huge cock

>>212086284 (OP)
otters eat racoons?

>>212098963
>don't shoot it
>die extremely painfully
>your last thought is that you left the camera running and werner herzog might actually release the footage this time cementing you as an even bigger retard than grizzly man

>>212095658
You are retarded, they shoot them on sight on Svalbard.

>>212088119
The new Cube movie is looking like genuine kino.

>>212100909
>>don't shoot it
>>die extremely painfully
they didn't shoot it and didn't die. you're a faggot retard.

We have such sights to show you

>>212101872
good morning sir :)

>tranimals
you have to go back

>>212102019

>>212095658
Literally the only animal that actively hunts people to eat them.

>>212086284 (OP)
Wtf is an otter doing there

>>212091988
>>212092139
Not as dangerous as hiking in white male country

>>212088119
Beary good video

>>212102195

>>212102127
cute and valid

>>212086284 (OP)
watching this with the audio or just the audio is actually horrifying
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751114483376337.mp4
>>>/wsg/5910665

>>212091372
Why is he carrying a sink?

he saw trouble, went home to grab the first heavy thing he saw and saved the day by throwing it at the dog

>>212102463
he saw trouble, went home to grab the first heavy thing he saw and saved the day by throwing it at the dog

>>212095658
They eat anything they can find including other polar bears.

>>212091372
Based teamwork

>>212100879
they kill them if they're threatened i guess, otters are territorial

>>212102056
>feathers are already dirty
How long was this going on before the guy started filming?

>>212098893
I don't blame the black and white kitty for not noticed that the thing the ginger cat WASN'T eating was food.

>>212098963
Dinner sorted.

>>212088252
Why is the gap under the door so fucking massive?

>>212102127
I can only think of one reason why a fish would evolve to have lips like that, and it ain't a pretty thought.

real life now has a million muslims and indians imported into your hometown who can rape anyone and the police will look the other way. and if you speak out, you're a racist. horror movies are over.

>>212088259
Why are water birds so aggressive?

>>212102127
You will never be a woman

>>212086284 (OP)
Because ghosts, demons and monsters don't exist.

>>212103115
cope

>>212095658
this gentleman gets it

polar bear only hunt other predators that are dangerous to humans. people should just pay them no mind and let them do their job of keeping your home safe.

>>212102824
IIRC it’s a chick that refused to fuck off, so the parents keep shitting on it until it leaves

>>212086387
otters are known to rape corpses