Bogan edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Cops called to season 2 house, bunker larp OVER
-- Reddit user CaseSummer posted himself driving by the house and taunting the whole crew, then deleted his account, many believe he is the narc https://x.com/thedesign59/status/1938762036370157772
-- The leak https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751082393437337.mp4
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>>212088112 (OP)Get a life. This shit sux.
OFFICIAL UPDATE
https://x.com/ItsJobe_/status/1938801378882654697
https://x.com/ItsJobe_/status/1938801378882654697
OFFICIAL UPDATE
Drench being deported for no work visa
need more baby grandma binx type shit
stop making threads dumb ass
Whoever posted this a few threads ago, submit this to Binx's art contest
>>212088112 (OP)i love my slutty furbie wife
ellie's perfect little tummy...
Maejok was based for the leak but hes still a binx simp which i can't respect
>>212088112 (OP)I lost any respect for them if they pull the RV shit again. cut your losses and delay by a few weeks and try again somewhere else
>>212088170hes a pile of shit like you
>falling for the RV 2 meme
>Ben is talking for 70% of it about how awesome it was
You retards NEVER learn
>>212088170HATE AND DEATH WON
Post the leak on your x account
get likes
how are they going to get into canada? most of them don't have their passports and direnc wouldn't be allowed. this will just cause even more legal issues. especially if ellie is 17
Someone should call the local police and ask for an update
>>212088159i did nothing but post today. i'm worthless
glad i got the hell out of dodge
>2 weeks in
>doors kicked in for casting a 17 year old
it's over
>>212088196hahaha yeah no more RV... surely theyve found a new location ha ha ...
guys there's a mouse in my apartment what am i supposed to do about this. my landlord is a retarded greek who takes weeks to do minor maintenance
They need to build this out in a commercial building.
the leak is an old preseason recording btw, dont be a retard
>>212088219>aryeh liked this
the show is not even airing are you faggot allowed to keep this general running? KEK
MODS
>>212088196I can see ben talking like that. He talked about how much he loved the rizzler. He just says shit and has purposefully bad takes
contact the police and tell them they are fleeing the country and have a minor with them.
This is all still part of the planned twist
>>212088112 (OP)my beautiful hooker crack wife that i spent 2 weeks following around obsessively for 2 weeks
>>212088173how else will we stay informed?
>>212088235that's your new roommate treat him with kindness and respect
>>212088239that fucking CAT
Quebeqtank is a distraction, guys. They are driving right now towards Yakub's house in Texas. He will let them film there.
QRD on meajok leak I was doing whippits nmmksp
>>212088235dont leave food out, i have caught a few with glass jars and let them free, they are too cute to kill
>>212088235invite his friends over
Whats up with the super jannie auto saging us
Dr. Cross we found your son
>>212088235>there's a mouseFun fact, its never just one mouse.
>>212088197>*ribbits it the heck up in your thread*
>be police
>get called to location
>open basement door
>its full of mentally disabled people, people from out of country, and small underage asian women covered in dirt with torn clothing
>one lone camera sitting on the staircase
>dirty matresses on the ground
>jet walks up to you
>"its just a reality show bro"
>>212088247ben is harder to read than sam when it comes to irony
Degrading random strangers with weird gay little chores and humiliations is more fucked up than the gladiator shit the Romans got up to. Cut this shit out.
>>212088028that would make sense he used to post guns on /bant/ as gun anon
https://youtu.be/28naAblMZmA
>>212088235if you saw a mouse you probably have a bunch of mice
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>>212088255We’ll meet again on my free cams some horny day
Are both of the houses so far in RI? It's probably not great for the wiggers if Ellie's really 17 and traveling without ID AND they're caught out transporting her across state lines as part of this nonsense
yo these dumb ahh niggas over considered just buying a house with no neighbors? lmaooooo im dead bruh
>>212088286Post the OTHER sleep one. Not the black and white one.
>There hasn't been a successful season without Tai.
SEND. HIM. IN.
i'm so blackpilled rn that i actually think it would be funny to only let jimmy tts stuff for the rest of the season
>>212088190He got titjobs by prime taylos massive tits.
>>212088235>a mouseget a cat retard
Pros of S2:
>Good house and good camera placement
>The house slowly deteriorating over the season was kino
>Freeloaders were actually pretty good that lead to some storylines and moments
Cons:
>Cast was shit, with the exception of Cole and Summer who self-destructed
>Dead air nontent for most of it
>Grim vibes
>PRODUCTION SAID
>Cult concept went nowhere because of retarded cast and production pussying out from being called Satanic
>Seriously, fuck the S2 cast, they sucked so badly
honestly shocked they got to season 4, idk how they got away with letting this air without getting legit swatted
Plane Flyers, the vaccinated, and all other members of the global elite need to get out of this thread. /ftl/ is for THE BASED AND REDPILLED ONLY. Real ID is Satanic and a step closer to The Mark.
>>212088206Pretty sure we dont have a border. Put drench in front and say theyre indians and youre good
>>212088235a new freeloader has entered the tank
>>212088170not love and life
the real love and life stays winning
>>212088316S1 house was in Mass and S2 house was in RI
everyone on the pirate site's watching some indian clerk at a gas station
Without being to angry, how can they redeem the show after this amount of fuckery? What would be an acceptable amount of content to make up for this?
>>212088235give it a cookie
>>212088235Literally just get a few Victor snap traps and load it with cheese/peanut butter. Get that fucker(s) before they get in your walls and breed and you have them scratching around at night when you're trying to sleep.
If you want the nuclear option look up the bucket water trap.
>>212088316Why do I keep hearing that she doesn't have an ID?
might return to the s2 self insert cole x jc love triangle fanfic i was thinking about wrutubg
>>212088334such a beautiful, non-dog-faced, girl. i miss her so
the guy in charge of relocating a multi-million dollar project with real investors and the ever-increasing likelihood of a class action lawsuit with every recurring fuck up
>>212088328>Coleburners still whining nearly 2 years later about how their kwab contestant quit
my beautiful waxed bogan turkroach crack wife
>>212088347honestly think they should just add a 43rd day. they won't, but they should.
>>212088235adopt a kitty cat :)
>>212088235you can try to kill it with a trap, but pray the trap doesnt fail and leave it alive and screaming so you have to put it out of its misery yourself.
>>212088328what you didnt like 4 weeks of dogpiling and smoking cigarettes into 2 weeks that were carried by a mr beast impersonator?
it was PEAK
the biggest problem with the RV was the people on it
>>212088347idk they could do 4 weeks of 6 hour a day streams that cut in and out and you'd come back for s5 so who cares
>>212088337>>212088261>>212088248i live in massachusetts if i can catch it tonight i will take it to the s1 house tomorrow afternoon
>>212088355No. The same angle at the other when shes on her side and lifts her leg up to her chest
>>212088334WN2B letting season 4 posters enjoy their last few hours before we move back to /bant/ and the real content can resume.
>63 years old
>browse Reddit all day
>believe I’m fighting anti-semitism online
>here that Sam Hyde is hosting a show an hour and a half from me
>Call the police and tell them that there is a kidnapping at that location
>Drive by the house so I can laugh at the Nazis getting arrested
>post the video on my Reddit account for good-boy points
>Forgot that I’ve posted my car on Reddit
>All of my social media starts blowing up with people calling me ‘gay retard’
>delete all of my social media
>have to explain to my wife’s kids why everyone hates their dad* now
Did I miss anything
>>212088183what was the leak?
>>212088347kill aryeh on camera execution style and then set jet on fire and keep the cameras rolling as he burns to a crisp. party after with pizza, beer, asian pussy, and pecan pie
more keeping fishtank online 24/7 type stuff
>>212088328The S2 cast was great aside from TJ and Trish. They were active, doing things, fighting with each other and everything, but every time they would do something, production would scold them and have a struggle session, this would make them stop doing things, then they would get yelled at for being boring, then they would try something and then get another struggle session, repeat until they became complete nontent and all the content makers got kicked or eliminated.
S2 was a complete production fail. The cast was fine.
>>212088341>seem like I enjoy it
>>212088341i like how sam's notes are just be nice to people
>>212088331Getting satanic vibes from this.
ELLIE I LOVE YOU ELLIE I LOVE YOU ELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOUELLIE I LOVE YOU
>>212088334I have real ID on my drivers license and I don't even remember how I got it. Ellie did not lie to tsa about being underage and just be let on. She is either legitimately underage is is just lying to letty for no reason (?)
>>212088341>no e-girls, ever
>>212088396what does the B stand for
>>212088306https://youtu.be/8A2t_tAjMz8?si=nu6dmMRaTRT_fesn
For me its Twice
>>212088387And the connection issues and the pitstops and the lack of things to do. But mostly it was chris that ruined everything
What's /ftl/'s stance on Steely Dan?
>>212088347just get a solid house and introduce the monkey king, done
>>212088387Jobe instead of fatty would have been better. Not great but a lot better
>>212088408>The S2 cast was great aside from TJ and Trish.stopped reading there
>>2120883349/11 was commited by foreign nationals and they are punishing Americans for it
>>212088328the "camera placement" was the same as every season
the house did not "slowly deteriorate"
good freeloaders? i found dumbgay and nifty both to be annoying, i guess greg was a nice contrast to the depressing cast
>>212088341jet wants to stop being buddy buddy with the fish but admits he is too lazy to put the shark suit on
Is this an out of season april fools joke?
new angie trib (;
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binx is the worst human alive
>>212088393which one are you talking about
>>212088341This is ABSOLUTELY real, I repeat, this is FOR SURE REAL
>>212088453Israel and the CIA, you mean
>>212088406gotta stay limber
>>212088463Cryo, what the fuck, man...
>>212088426Many airports don’t care about ID at all for domestic flights, my Mexican friend used a Costco ID to fly to Vegas
It just needs to be a photo ID
>>212088367there are no real investors. The SAFE investment is basically a scam with no recourse for those who put money in. The only way they can exercise any control or get a return on their investment is if sam and co sell the fishtank IP for over 30 million dollars lmao
Where does the rv talk clip come from? Its clearly not from S3, theyre talking about stuff that happened in the past
rv trip by week 3 is awesome
Ellie streaming bootcamp status?
>>212088408>every time they would do something, production would scold them That's a funny way of saying "everyone deferred activity to Brian, who was a mopey faggot that ensured everyone did nothing everyday until fans revolted during a different elimination"
>>212088328Production Said is entirely the fault of production but they managed to blame the fish for it somehow. All you have to do is stop assigning people retarded out of character actions to do which have no possible motivation other than "production told me to".
>>212088383the exterminator my old landlord called put out glue traps and i had to headstomp like 3 baby mice over the course of a few weeks. really hellish, i'd rather just have them around
>>212088328the first week of s2 was kino, week after that was decent, and it had a good ending.
chud hell was just marginally better than watching josie do nothing
this wouldn't happen if they dropped the whole house flipping side business and built a set in a warehouse or something
>>212088399His chin moogles so he’s automatically in the right
>>212088463>the angie gooner was dead seriousI thought you were being ironic bro
>>212088292Not as useful as you might think. My family had like 5 cats over years and only 1 hunts effectively. 1 was even feral and its literally useless and retarded
>>212088439>best group>best songmy nigga
>>212088347kick ellie
have drunk pos challenge for 2 weeks
>>212088483they got an investor after s3
>>212088341>no e-girls>no OF girlswhy?
>>212088488never heard or posted before during off season threads. sounds recent
>>212088463nigga got ROPES
>>212088290>sir why are you carrying out that Galaxy Gas canister>we're gonna do Spacetank bro, check the camera names
>>212088347They're fucked. The entire concept was a 24/7 live feed of a house and it got robbed from them. They don't even know what cellular bonding is so the RV trip will be another laggy failure like S3.
Preferably, they would just move on. Create another house, keep the address super hidden, and create Season 4.5 with the remaining contestants. Even if it takes several months, that's better than everyone wasting time watching a laggy RV.
Im supposed to be afk'ing simulacrums while watching fishtank on my 2nd monitor. It isnt the same desu
>>212088448He wants to go on the show, he's said it so many times on his YouTube live streams.
>>212088507>Chad boomer moogles the tank
>>212088341> 80% less Jet and Ben on camera, more likable in smaller doseslol
>>212088235i've caught a mouse by the tail with pliers and thrown it outside before
be a man
>>212088494Had to do this for my parents, total charlie work type thing. Its brutal and I hate myself everyday
I dont care if that makes me a pussy
>>212088341Real or not this reminds me of Jet talking to Ellie about how doing this production shit feels like blue collar work and it occurs to me that that's exactly how this entire production feels, like some retarded blue collar mook thinks himself an auteur for putting together some low effort shit that only succeeds (when it succeeds) despite his efforts instead of because of it.
>>212088470do you have the black and white video of ellie sitting in the living room and you can see her veins?
>>212088490you can just tell by how taxcin is walking away that he just finished painting premium squaw sticks with a whole wad of yellowy load
>>212088112 (OP)so the Maejok namefag was real?
>>212088483its not a scam. you are retarded if you put money into it without reading the fine print. it tells you there is no promise for return of investment
>>212088498Theyd be competent
>>212088387>>212088441>the connection issuesThe connection issues were the biggest part and they're all fucking incompetent nigger brained retard morons for it, literally just get a fucking Starlink for RVs and THAT'S IT, IT'S ALL GOOD. YOU'LL HAVE BARELY ANY DOWNTIME AT ALL.
>>212088328i disagree about the cast but everything else here is correct. don't forget they barely had any energy because production decided it would be funny to feed them grits and shitty coffee every day. it was grim and miserable with the lowest lows but i still enjoyed it overall.
>>212088534was honestly thinkin of finishing my factorio space age playthrough to start gleb and now i dont even know anymore
>two $15k windfalls in the last week
>can't somehow spin this into something watchable
what's the explanation?
>>212088535i think he probably would have been on by now if not for the past 2 days, i think hes in a hotel waiting unironically
>>212088347Bring back Jin
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751082393437337.mp4
>>212088494yes, i had to do this to multiple rats at a house i lived at with other people, it was a bad experience that i still think about to this day
How come they didnt get a house in the middle of bumfuck to avoid all these neighbour problems? They could redesign it each season. Or did one of the wiggers watch a single episode of House Flippers and fixate on the idea?
>>212088439very good
https://youtu.be/Qgylz1pLFE0
>>212088177lol was me. I would but I don't really use discord. just post it and pretend you drew it :)
ellie is flashing that erotic tummy and getting double teamed by BBC in the cells and shes really enjoying it
this really comes down to them putting out a shitty low effort product and being openly hostile to their fans
>>212088363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbwUi1D7BcU
>>212088556>Real or notLOL
>>212088571Gleba is so much fun. I already did a vanilla SA run im waiting for SpacEx 2.0
>>212088235 I’m Greek and I’m going to tell your landlord that you called him a retarded greek. Enjoy the streets faggot
there's nothing here that you'll miss
i can guarantee you this:
is a cloud of smoke
trying to occupy space
what a fucking joke
>>212088511it was probably inbred as shit. the domestic cat will mate with whoever is around, including parents, children, and siblings
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>>212088524unironically marky broke his heart
>>212088112 (OP)THEY ARE ALL UGLY! YOU ARE ALL UGLY! AND PATHETIC!
>>212088347>fuckeryGO.
BACK.
TO.
REDDIT.
>Hey guys sorry for the delay. Unfortunately this season will be cancelled and the winner of season 4 is Ellie for legal reasons. Stay tuned to learn about season 5 until further notice
>>212088488you can also just hear freddy talking
>>212088587the house location can't be too far from sam's apartment and the office in providence
>>212088341>no more Claire and Letty type stuff>this was leaked before we knew Claire was doing sextapes with Jet on setWell I guess that confirms what Jet and Letty got up to in their free time
>>212088585Saving Ellie by keeping Letty's mouth busy.
my sperm cramps hurt so fucking bad
Scott Sullivan MMA invites you over for pizza and to watch FTL on the flat screen plasma tv, you down?
>>212088560I only have the screenshot I took
>>212088235Something that has worked well for me is putting the bait under the catch, not on it, if it's a wooden and metal trap. Like it gives them less room to dodge the hammer, reaching for the bait.
>>212088595"gastank", they're screaming an unsecured gas station camera until the shows back
>>212088347All they have to do is pull another RV stunt and make sure its stable.
>this reality tv show torture house got ran out of town twice in the same week!!!if you thought the famous house normies were bad just wait
>>212088341>Seem like I enjoy itLol what a neurotic tight ass
>>212088347Goran must surrender himself to the ICJ for what he did in Sarajevo
>>212088616could be referring to letty and taxcin
>>212088489Less than a week ago the wiggers were shitting on it saying it was the worst thing ever. They couldnt think of ANYTHING else
>>212088622No, because there is no currently airing show by that name
Marriage with Eleanor Moon
>>212088595pump number 3 not working saar
i'm going to make tomato soup and some grilled cheese with onion
>>212088585on a plane going back home
>>212088622yes then we can jerk together while i put a flash stick of ellie pictures and clips in the tv's usb port.
Imagine how drunk the fredster is in whatever hotel room he has. Give him back his phone.
>>212088399yes, his girlfriend lives two houses down from the s2 house. he is a scorned neighbor
I just got home from work and wtf happened. Swatted by redditor?
What the fuck man.
I was having a good time watching because there's nothing else to watch right now.
I got home from work and made my homemade artichoke dip.
Now I'm just sitting here with my artichoke dip with nothing to watch because of some Redditor?!
WHO IS IT! TELL ME HIS NAME! I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT!
I work alone managing a charity donation site and now I'm worried the 10 cameras on me may be being watch-partied one day
So the wiggers are completely fucked right? I'm guessing they can't really do shit without a permit, and that's why they got kicked out of the s2 house immediately.
>>212088334Claire is vaccinated and flies out for gooncations, tho
>>212088328The season was bad after Cole left, but it got a better once Brian was gone. Energy Vampire. I liked that if the cast couldnt be entertaining by themselves, they just go hate and death and make it a miserable time for everyone.
So should I charge back my purchases or not
my neighbor is making tomato soup and some grilled cheese with onion, think i might ask for a bite
Brandog (Brandon the OG) really exposed how tenuous their entire operation was and they'll never be able to run a stream for more than a week before getting shut down ever again.
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bloodgames II is three weeks after s4
>>212088610Please let me know what word you would like me to use instead to appeal to your language preference, Mess, Disaster, Failure, Catastrophe, Tragedy, Setback, Mishap.
>>212088535After Marky Posting and doxxing production, i dont think we'll see him again on fishtank unfortunately
What a nice, non-canon season guys. A bit short but it's alright.
>>212088341>Sam Notes>No working outI mean... Season 3 Sam worked out a lot with the boys.
>Kill the aggressive towards women bitYeah he was far more tame than he has previously been.
>Be nice to guests behind the scenes>be more perky, seem like I enjoy itThese are directly because people kept speculating how miserable Sam was all the time and how much he hated Jet, kek.
>Return to Progessionalism>Jet in chat too much, gives away too much...people need mystique. It's putting official stamp on all the crap other people say when Jet's convos get screenshotted... Sam deal with Twitter>Stop posting on Twitter behind the scenes (Bex or anyone else, if it's not Jet, Ben or Sam, don't post)These are fair comments and complaints people have had over the seasons, it's good they learned.
https://youtu.be/H7INjj3AwRU?si=OsUlEWQ5ht40bOqm
>>212088683100%, product was not delivered
>>212088620nigga wtf are sperm cramps
supposed season 2 fan asked to name one memorable moment from weeks 3-5
>>212088347First off demote or fire Jet for the casting decisions. Let go of Ellie even if she’s 18, stop subjecting a girl who will still have to go back to high school to hell house, it’s a horrible talking point for everyone. House with cops paid and no interruptions with the city, Alex B & other returnees actually playing into the larp could work.
The S3 house was perfect for this whole thing and they should’ve just done everything in that one building if it was to be a fallout RP ending. You could’ve just locked them in the downstairs room for this bit & act as if upstairs is the building they take cover in and rebuild.
I’m not a fan of larp tank much but there’s a way to come back.
>>212088666trips its true!
Why is Sam Hyde so insecure in his masculinity?
>>212088676everytime I see this girl she is just sitting in a chair
>>212088675go back to twitter
>>212088671he's in the hotel robe watching family guy and laughing his ass off
>>212088690I'd like you to use the words "I am going to commit suicide"
>>212088686More like a JIN-ERATIONAL MOGGING
>>212088679how do you know
>>212088664was this from maejok
>>212088639NKTV is kino I wish there were english captions
>>212088683yes absolutely
>>212088341>be nice to guests behind the scenesI love that he had tk write this down
>>212088399>Did I miss anythingyeah
>believing a 63 year old is posting about political activism onlineyou might be as retarded as the guy that did it
>the cameras come back on
>hoarderman 1
>hoarderman 2
>hoarderman 3
>hoarderman 4
your reaction?
>>212088576kicking him was their downfall. jet deserves this and more.
>>212088341kek I've never seen this.
>No OnlyFans girls, ever (kek)>No Letty and Claire-type stuff>Jet in chat too much>Kill the aggressive-towards-women bit>Bex and whoever else have to be sharked upWhere was Bex in S3?
>>212088622Him sarge good friends fuck yeah
they've got too many people for an RV
>>212088524They’re experienced in how to moogle production
>>212088679dont think its fake
>>212088664too sophiticated of a script
ellie is going to write a banger of a "what i did over the summer" essay when she goes back to her high school this fall
>>212088715He was raped by his stepfather
>>212088685This twink trans children enabling faggot crumbled their whole operation.
>>212088383don't threaten me with a good time
>>212088387I loved the R.V. arc, fuck you for trying to ruin my memories of how good a time it was.
>>212088622im actually kind of busy right now watching fishtank on my own
>>212088728maejok wouldn't post it and it sounds like AI
>>212088678>permitwhat permit are they supposed to apply for?
do twitch streamers need a permit?
do you need a permit to film a tiktok dance or youtube video?
what roads are you blocking? why hydrants are you blocking? what permits are required to create funny videos in your home with friends while people watch and send you tips?
>>212088683Would you say the services you paid for have been delivered? lmao up to you
Idk why but I think this is happening because of what Sam did to Bliccy.
>>212088741ill never watch again
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>>212088741Hoarderman was doxxed in s2 it would just be the cops coming again
>>212088747after they had him on 3 seasons in a row
>>212088715Fred put him in a self-defense situation
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>>212088773He probably dribbled in his boxers that sick nigga
>>212088775cya tomorrow around 11pm lmao
>>212088775literally could not be anymore vague. fucking retards
>>212088775Transparency bros?
>>212088789was that so hard to say 5 hours ago
>>212088789>>212088775FUCK WE ARE STILL NOT FREE
they took 7 hours to drive to a house 45 minutes away and rub some dirt on their faces and tear some clothing
>>212088775>>212088789only to just be rv 2 announcement, wiggers
>>212088715It has been funny to watch Sam experience the complete body destruction of roiding while his audience is doing the same thing while being 10-20 years younger than him. The need to roid ties in perfectly with his history of being a manwhore and a shock jock performer.
He needs all the attention in the room because he's a NERD.
>>212088590They already know it wasn't me, they asked me to find you lmao
All chargebacks and forced refunds will be disputed. You did not pay for 6 weeks of Fishtank, you paid for one month of benefits on the website.
>>212088657sounds nice, I hope you enjoy it
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>>212088789>OFFICER IT'S MY FUCKING SHOW>I THOUGHT SHE WAS 18
>>212088775>>212088789alright someone do a poker game before janny kills the thread
>>212088170She's so hot bros. Didn't watch season 2, so I didn't even realize she was a fish, only knew of her from Brettski vids.
>>212088775That's it, I'm charging back.
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letty creature taylor claire trish
pretty please
>>212088697They hate each other now
>>212088775>>212088789Season 4 will be the LAST season of Fishtank.live
>midnight
>no updates or anything, just fucking pictures from mad men
>>212088789I'm not baking anymore today, good night
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guys what does this mean?
>>212088789>Direnc is out>Ellie is out>Daniel is out>Jet is looking for new fish and freeloaders>Soft reboot of the seasonthis is gonna be fucking amazing
>>212088715You can't let yourself become one of them. This shit head was testing sam, sam spotted it and stopped it.
>>212088712You have no clue how cool Ellie is when she comes back to school in Fall. Californian schools are filled with LGBT freaks. Showing her tummy and making edgy jokes isn't going to make her bullied.
>>212088771stop lying, faggot
>>212088235Get a glue trap, lay it where you last saw the mouse and put peanut butter in the center of it, it will be caught and dying by morning.
I’m gonna go goon to Angie peace out
i wanna give a shoutout to me for staying strong through all the drama & bullshit
>>212088681we're gonna put claire on dialysis and get all of that nasty vax out of her even though it was just saline, the gooncations are based and redpilled though
>>212088842one more baby pls
Doesn't Ishowspeed communicate with the cops whenever he does those streams where he goes outside? Can the wiggers not just communicate with the cops to stop all the false flags on their house? Im not from NA i dont understand how the police work over, can someone please educate me on how they are actually getting "Ran out of town"
>>212088832i already did 2 for claire, but more than happy to do more
i'll do taylor next
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Sitting on the back porch with Angie smoking cigarettes together and watching the lighting bugs and listening to the crickets on a nice southern summer night
I would love to see Jet try to get through one episode of Mad Men
>>212088793Can you blame him?
>>212088587that would make sense and require foresight, and also be cheaper than buying 3 different houses in the providence-boston metro area
>>212088789CHARGEBACK TIME
>>212088853glue traps are genuinely evil shit
just use a regular mouse trap
>>212088775>>212088789lmaooooo dead franchise
>>212088866You're really gonna compare fishtank to ishowspeed lol
>>212088347 I like what the other anon said about adding 2 more days to the show to compensate for the show being offline and the failed bunker larp. And find a good location, a house. No RV. I think they can still save this.
>>212088769nice coping mints
i've noticed that seasonal allergies affect me to a lesser degree after purchasing an air purifier
>>212088866ice poseidon did the same shit back in the day and it did nothing. they have to take all calls seriously
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>>212088827she wasn't a fish she was a freeloader
>>212088789Fishtank(not)Live 6/5
>>212088842bake some asshole faggot
>>212088859thanks for all your hard work
>>212088775Tomorrow is saturday brah
>>212088678No, it's because someone in the town bitched when they saw the film crew show up. Cumberland, RI really, really got very Karen about Fishtank. The first house they were fairly cool with the local cops.
The Boomer guy who posted the pic on Reddit didn't even necessarily call them. His girlfriend lives down the street from S2 house. He lives/works an hour away, and the crew just got there. He probably just saw the "scene" on his way driving to her house and was laughing at "those assholes". Boomers don't do SWATing.
>>212088789giving the fish freedom for more than a day ruins the whole point
>>212088897it'll all be ok, sexy
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>>212088859inspirational stuff anon
>>212088891Are you turning it on?
>>212088524Sam's christian e-dad larp. He didn't want another Jackie situation. But if that's true then why did they invite this chick? And the other chick who was a literal blacked pornstar.
>>212088789GIVE ME AN ELLIE UPDATE YOU SLIMEY WIGGER KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF HER
No way they're doing RV again
I watch fishtank for the house and clicking on cameras and rooms, without that it just feels like I'm watching a shitty kick stream
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>>212088866the difference is Ishowspeed puts effort into things, the wiggers don't because MDEfags will give them money anyway
>>212088866It's an illegal operation and Jet is trafficking Ellie Wong who is 16years 11/12months old across state lines with no ID and might not even be a US Citizen. Jet is being processed into Providence County Detention Center as we speak and Sam is being held for questioning.
>>212088859yo shout out to this guy i love his energy
>>212088884Those also fuck up and just torture the mice sometimes, honestly its all fucked up if you give any shits about animals, but they cant be in my house
Sam was already checked out this season. Do you think he replaces Jet next season. They make too much money for him to give it up
>>212088885Fair but like, just in terms on police communication, can they not do anything about it?
this is really insanely fucked up even for jet
4 seasons in and it just keeps getting worse
the fish being free for 2 days with the ability to go outside really fucks up the essence of fishtank
bravo retard
>>212088891Changing your home air filter every month helps too. A lot of people forget that. 90 days is way too long. Atleast 45 days max
>>212088921the way this nigger squats really makes me want to kill him
>>212088897Give it to me straight bill. Cleej happening or nah?
I remember when I tried charging back after Bloodgames and Bill Ottman literally sent me a whole ass tree 100 sheets worth of paper saying nah
>>212088767idk nigger i'm just speculating. why else did they immediately get kicked out of the bunker? I'm sure there is legal shit they didn't take care of. The reason they did the s1 house again was probably "We didn't get kicked out of here last time, so we should be good."
>>212088918Yeah this, seasons done
>>212088867good looking out anon
audio too? for the ones posted and the ones you're about to post too, if it isnt too much trouble
>>212088897Cleej all day all night
>>212088683>picdamn, I do not miss being drunk.
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would you support ellies acting career?
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>>212088868that sounds really nice
cant believe I wasted 6 months of my life waiting for this shit. I am absolutely dumbfounded how quickly it broke apart, are they seriously considering doing the fucking RV bullshit again?
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>>212088899>still no Letty pictureThey are so fucking lazy, unbelievable
>>212088925it's on and making a pleasant humming noise, much like a white noise machine
>>212088945i live in an apartment with no central air
>>212088918The offcam downtime even before the basement was honestly already unacceptable
>Ellie has been fucked at least once by now
Bravo jet
what do you think they'll do?
>>212088806what's funny is that it was their own clothes
>>212088827>>212088901she was a freeloader whore they brought on to literally hand deliver as a girlfriend to TJ the little faggot retard to further artificially script out his "arc"
>dude love and life wins>it's some run through gambling whore white trash with FAS who needed a place to stay that they paid to fall in love with a literal retard gooner they subsequently gave $50,000
I understand now why Jet was an orphan
does anyone have an accurate count of the downtime hours at this point between the move to the "bunker" and their escape from it? I feel like it's at least 12 but I'm nor sure.
mints is a gay retard built like a lesbian
it was his fault
I asked Ben if we could call Jacob for ideas and he laughed at me.
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Say something nice about the masterminds of fishtank
>>212088970I wouldn't mind seeing them trapped in a RV with Aryeh. Take them to NYC.
The best part to me is that they obviously couldve just got a lawyer to get the proper permitting and follow THE LAW. But Sam is so cheap hed rather not pay and make money until they are forced out.
>>212088982cut their losses and try to figure out how their gonna do bloodgames 2
>>212088965>Women going into actingCasting couch is still a thing so you know if your girl is going into that industry she won't stay faithful to you for long if she sees an opportunity for a job.
cops currently raiding every twitch streamer for illegal unauthorized show production
think i might jsut start a new playthrough of DSP without the combat.
what are you guys about to play?
So did anything noteworthy happen in the bunker?
>>212088999why hasnt sam fired them yet
Ellie will be gone tomorrow.
>>212088999They truly are something
>>212088981so who was actually in the wrong here?
>>212088235My cat brings them in and literally never hurts them. I have to capture like 15 a year because my cat is retarded. They're not too hard to trap with your hands if you're smart about it. Some bite though so i'd wear gloves if you have them
if the fish have their phones its over
none of them have posted anything yet
What are the s4 fish socials? Keep an eye on them to see who leaves
>>212089007binx is getting kicked out of her place as we speak for broadcasting without a permit
>>212088995he wasn't an orphan he was adopted and they gave him back to Johnny.
He literally failed at being adopted.
i mean this all makes sense when you realize that fishtank literally only exists to drive up the prices of the houses they sell.
"oh this house? yeah it had a reality show filmed in it, that'll be 1 million pls :)"
>>212088941I mean these niggas get like 20k concurrent, we'll say 30k all platforms (idk)
That's way too small for them to just facetank endless fake reports, at least I'd think so
Speed on the other hand we know how popular he is, they'd be honored
>>212088981>kick jin off the show for calling him an /r9k/ fag>doesn't even have the balls to look him in the eye
>>212088974For real. I work in a lab and have to be super detailed oriented so seeing their incompetence drives me up a fucking wall. Its not even hard and take 30 seconds and makes dealing with it in the future easier
>>212088999their collective retardation knows no bounds
>>212088527nigga those are dribbles. give me 48 hours and i'll show you ropes
>>212088981>gifmissed this, qrd?
>>212088775>>212088789generational run, it's a solid solid product, it's advantageous for people to think everything's fucked, etc etc etc
>>212088967it's funny. Onlyfans whores/strippers actually have an impressive track record on this show of humiliating Jet/Sam the most
>>212088917>kicked out of s3 house>kicked out of s1 house>kicked out of s2 housewhy wouldn't it just keep happening?
BLOODGAMES 2 ROSTER
>Jimmy
>Angie
>Jin
>Burt
>Fatty
>Letty
>Rachel
Vance still lost in Mongolia
ok, be fucking dead honest here, what HAS TO HAPPEN for them to kill their audience? It feels like we live in a time where just by existing you are given money, not based on talent, merit, humor, or anything. I'd be fucking fuming as a contestant not getting a traditional season of Fishtank just do to sheer incompetence, along with silence from fans who pour money into this garbage. Binx, Mizzy, all getting money just by existing despite being talentless. I remember theym discussing this on the show as if they just inherited something.
It doesn't make any fucking sense. Why? How? What has to happen for people to close their wallets?
Reminder that Jet Neptune is a 4chan hero and we need to defend him from the kiwitroon and reddit a-logs. Jet is basically like our own flesh and blood relation.
>>212088897time to hit the hay brotha!
>>212088914not on the east coast. tomorrow would be sunday
>>212088970i completely forget about this shit after maybe three days of post tank depression until the next season starts
>>212089014arya made a cringey jimmy tier humor of a play for patrick(ben in a costume) and then rubbed arya's belly
then thats it.
>>212089023They probably let them all contact family members after today
>>212088789goodnight done with the fags for tonight absolute tards lol
>>212089053Alyssa Magnum was awesome
>>212088999Ben is a pretty princess <3
>we kicked Jin for being a freak totally FR FR and not because he said r9k
>now Ellie, on your knees now *snap*, now roll over, now bark for your master
>>212088999They remind me of Corey and Trevor from trailer park boys if they were trying to be ricky and julian
>>212088965Ellie or Simmons?
I wish they could do the 3 hits of acid challenge but I don't know the legality involved
fuck all of you thanks for the 800k
season is over, and you'll come back for the next one
suck my dick and fuck johnny for ever doubting me
>>212089028Angie's is @Purplemoths143 on twitter, Angelinareyes or something on insta
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>>212089017the good ending
>>212089059r9k posters are basically not 4channers
>>212089072they're currently preping the RV
>>212088775good night /ftl/
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>Ellie can't cross the border since she doesn't have ID
>Direnc can't leave the US because she's on a tourist visa
>wiggers have pending legal issues
I don't think this is a good idea desu
>>212089071Sethheads will ascend to our rightful throne
>>212088997lesbians don't know what to do with allat
>>212089058It actually seems like it's getting bigger on sites like twitter and reddit. They've gotten a lot of exposure on big shows. I don't think the numbers are as fake as people claim. So weird to see all the comments about how great s4 has been the last couple weeks.
I think the main downside of cams going down isn't the lack of content, but the continuity of the show being broken. Ari mentioned a campfire when they got to the house, why wasnt this filmed with on the handheld cameras? They most likely have their phones, being coached on what to do next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwj0iiuMHsY&ab_channel=ColeW.Dennis%28real%29
35°56'00"N 105°31'06"W
Are you ready anon
>>212089107I wonder if the fredster has a dui.
>>212089017yeah shes gonna get fucked by jet and he will say some bullshit about if she finishes highschool she can be part of production
>>212089046A retard bitched jet in front of thousands of people
>>21208907270% chance ellie + maybe someone else is gone
>>212089126Cole must feel so vindicated right now
Bloodgames is looking less and less likely
They actually have enough content to make episodes already, just film a finale bit and call it quits now.
Ellie smells like a child
>>212089059i would jump in front of a bullet for jet neptroon
>>212089036Sure worked out with the S2 house flip
oh wait
is Alex being the biggest liar ever the funniest thing, he hyped everyone up and made them think it was fishtank but in reality he was just going to Hawaii
The only freeloader on Season 4 was Letty from Season 1.
>>212089107anywhere north of the manchester suburbs in new hampshire is actual wilderness. you can get away with anything there, you're allowed to buy a firearm after being 5150'd with no wait period
>>212088739Boomers post extensively about political activism online - look at any of the ‘No Kings’ protest crowd
You’re talking from a place of deep ignorance, listen and learn #Resist
>>212088993U sound big mad bro
>>212088775>>212088789>Questions answered>No promise of anything else Sounds like they're just going to do one stream to address everything and call the rest of the season off
here's the last 35min of director if anyone cares
https://gofile.io/d/ezRuNv
>>212089126that's the real Cole?
What revolution is there to lead?
>>212089038Like i said im not from NA so i dont understand how police work there. But i would think that it just makes sense for both parties to create some kind of communicate line where they dont accept calls from outside of production? Something like that.
>>212088715Sam was clearly playing with him. You can tell when Sam likes somebody.
>>212089167YOU ARE RETARDED, HE'S DONE THIS LIKE 100 TIMES
>>212089167holy fuck he's here i got to find him
>>212089059>imagining jets head beat in by the based groid
>>212089046drunk Freddy trying to eliminate people by dragging them out the door
it's 1am mind you
ricky berwick the little goblin cripple on the floor almost gets smooshed once by this activity
eventually jet puts an end to it
daniel is belligerently and defiantly drunk (of course) and goes against Jet choosing to close the door, does it a little too aggressively/jet feels "shittested"
Jet gets all aggressive and tough guys him
Daniel pushes back saying "or what? what you gonna do?"
jet says "you wanna find out? DON'T fuck with me"
Daniel says, literally... "oooh shivew me timbews, da fat guy has an issuew with me"
jet pauses for 3 seconds and says "the retarded guy has an issue with me" then walks off like a movie character
>yeah jet is kinda cute
>you should totally hang around after this is over
>>212088897What was Claudia doing at your house?
>>212089086>now Ellie, on your knees now *snap*, now roll over, now bark for your masterseriously though what the fuck did jet mean by this
don't they have too many people for the RV? they're either kicking some of they're doing eliminations tomorrow before taking off.
>>212088918 Leaving the house ruined the whole point to begin with
>>212089167he's going to find ellies dad
>>212089054kiwitrannies won
they made it so there is absolutely no way to have the show
>>212089167Only people who give a shit about any of this are Kiwitroons.
He literally faked you niggers out pretending him and Jackie were over.
I miss Aryeh’s stupid musical singing and cartoon yapping. Freddy crashing out and Direnc nagging. I can’t even remember what the others did
>>212089187I mean.. how much should they trust "production" to self-report. Maybe just don't self-dox with local store pizza boxes and filing addresses in your name and shit
>>212089017>hey jet, its great that you want to fuck the 18 year old>BUT GUESS WHAT! WERE GETTING FUCKED BECAUSE OF YOU
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chinked out makeup-free ellie is cuter
>>212089183Yes check out his other works such as Heil Nina
>>212089187nta but police need to respond to every call they get, no matter how retarded it is, even if it's multiple hours after the fact
>>212089059>BLACKEDwhat did he mean by this
>they're sexualizing young girls and it's getting to the point that even i have a problem with it
[1:46 AM]
Jet is going to gain another 50lbs from the stress
ellie is literally perfect I want to marry her
>TOTAL TRANSPARENCY
>Uhhh we'll address it tomorrow sometime
>>212089235Yep also fair, its a trainwreck of a season.
why did they leave the house? they've been swatted every season
Insider Here
Ben wants more planning each season but Jet puts down his foot and says the unplanned nature is central to Fishtank.
>>212089107>might be able to see them drive by my apartment
>>212089107ellie needs a pasport to cross state lines dumass
>>212088715>>212089189It is bizarrely easy to picture them having sex
>>212089248just scroll up
https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1938811310600315120
https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1938811310600315120
https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1938811310600315120
>>212089259production pizza party in b3
>replaces jin
>does literally nothing
>DUDE MDE PRODUCTS ARE SICK MAN
>WOW CHECK OUT THE HONGKONG2 PODCAST ITS EPIC
>>212089167Yeah, no shit
He is a huge liability. They will never have him on the show again. He knows the only people following him are fish tank fans.
>>212089059Then why did he boot the only person who called him that
Jet is cumming inside Ellie right now
Hi! Just migrated from Reddit.
We were all hoping y’all might have some insider news about what’s going on with fishtank?
Anybody hear anything from mutuals or production? I heard Maejok posts here regularly. Let me know and I’ll relay to the fellas back on sub.
Thanks!
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>>212089126we need a based and redpilled coleburner to investigate these coordinates, looks like one hell of a hike so you can't be fat so we're looking at 0.0001% of the community that can do this
>>212089098she's going straight to Austin to suck off Ac7ionman's erectile dysfunction afflicted cialis powered cock for clout and a KCIP deal on Kick
>THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff2zfsfypio&ab_channel=C4
>questions answered tomorrow
does not imply the show will be back
looking grim
>also
alex b is in fucking hawaii i really got hoodwinked - the season is completely dead
>>212089238Yet unremarkable. Unsimpable. Not worth thinking about at all .
who's the tall guy who plays goldstriker
>>212089122>comments about how great s4 has been the last couple weeks.insane, fucking insane. Imagine having an army of actually non humans giving you money to sit in your basement using the computer. i have no fucking words. when murphys law gets you paid is how you know we live in a fantasy land
>>212089285>loses his chance of winning the grand prize
>>212088328reading the replies to this post was very fucking revealing, let me tell you
nobody addressed the absolute dogshit in this post
i'll try
>Pros of S2:>Good house and good camera placement>The house slowly deteriorating over the season was kino>Freeloaders were actually pretty good that lead to some storylines and momentsall true
Cons:
>Cast was shit, with the exception of Cole and Summer who self-destructed- Jimmy kept instigating shit and annoying the existing fish - great fish. It's not about le audience getting mad at Jimmy for what he's repeating, much like Aryeh current season. You need to look further, look at how it affects the state of the house i.e. everything else you fucking look at, you fucking dumbass
- TJ was an actor (to an extent) retard who kept rocking back and forth and this generated a lot of content, including the production getting an 8/10 girl to fuck with him but he persisted even through her. Imagine Jet getting Ellie to follow Daniel? Guy wouldn't last 1 day.
- Tayleigh was a fucking chud girl but she was extremely resistant to abuse. She survived through COCKROACHES IN THE DOGHOUSE she stayed in. Extremely resistant to Frank Hassle. Great communicator with the audience.
These were just 3 I came up with.
>Dead air nontent for most of itWigger L for this one, they sort of assumed the fish are "gonna make content" but it wasn't exactly the case. They did learn from this later on.
>Grim vibesBad opinion
>PRODUCTION SAIDReally not enough to make it a bullet point.
>Cult concept went nowhere ...They did it very late, wigger L
>...because of retarded cast and production pussying out from being called SatanicNo, it was just wigger incompetence. Satanic shit was just because of Sam trying to come up with an excuse later on.
>Seriously, fuck the S2 cast, they sucked so badlyRefer to above.
>>212089265Ben why do you like that whore? Freddy W
>>212089307Jet fucked awound
>>212089293jet is in jail and there is definitely cumming involved. he got that fatty tissue
I would lick every inch of her
>>212089295yeah. ellie is eliminated, she's flying out to me and we're getting married. I'll be balls deep in her within the next few hours.
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>no fishtank
>no angie stream
>>212089238all ellies are cute
>rehashed old house
>no soul
>no effort whatsoever
>most checked-out passionless Goldstriker so far
>90% director time spent on milking "lol fat" tts on rachel
>booted the only fish who developed fanbases
>Freddy is literally the only good fish and ppl hate him as a person
>uhh Aryeh wins the cell no actually direnc wins it uhh idk
>washed up celebrity zombietank
>several days ruined by inserting a disgusting mutant cripple
>jet openly grooms the girls now
>unfunny ben
>btfo by callers then shut down with no backup plan
s4 was the worst season ever
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so did we all enjoy binxs stream earlier?
>>212089295we don't take too kindly to your kind around here
>>212089169you are exaggerating
>>212089211>oooh shivew me timbews, da fat guy has an issuew with meHow do you respond to this without sounding mad
literally nobody posted cole's address
Anyone feel bad for Daniel, he is actually mentally retarded.
When Sam read that story earlier Daniel sat through and were unable to grasp a single meaning and just went back to showing Goldstriker his weapon
>>212089351AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>212089167I only fell for it this one time because I completely forgot he tried sniping them in Vegas and didn't do shit. All talk no action. Freddy mogs him and its not even close
>>212089295we only talk about angie here, sorry
What are the odds of the Wiggers are in this thread right now?
>>212089061By like 10 minutes doofus. Tomorrow means the next day
people dumping Ellie and Letty stox
>>212089293honestly he earned it. what have you guys done to earn it? traffic your own asian teen cross-country
im about to bust another load
is this the last thread? is it back to >>>/bant/ for us after this?
>>212089295Kill yourself nigger
>>212089295go fuck yourself, tell those fags to step foot in here themselves if they want the real info.
and when you do, make sure they know to keep their gay ass mouths closed for a good 3 years before they even think about adding a reply
stupid fucking nigger
go buy the season pass xl and cashapp me so me and ben can get a hotel tonight
>>212089374post ben and jet address
watch how fast the threads get taking down
USA is a free country, you don't need a passport or ID to travel across state lines in a car.
GUYS
THIS IS REALLY BAD
IF STREAM ISN'T UP TOMORROW MORNING THERE WON'T BE A NEW FISHTANK TIMES
>we want to be transparent with the audience
whatever happened there
>>212089367seseing the shitty drawing he made awoke a paternal instinct in me to protect him
>>212089334>PRODUCTION SAID>Really not enough to make it a bullet point.Are you kidding? Season 2 was scripted beginning to end and you have no problem with that at all? It defeats the purpose of live streams and reality tv.
>>212089367it is what it is
>>212089387oh fuck where is this from
>>212089359binx would be so cute if she was a few years younger, like maybe 18 years old. and asian.
Don't worry, everything will be ok. Iran nuked Rhode Island but Binx is fine.
they went offline for shabbat
I'm drinking a beer in my backyard and the neighbors are having a party. There's someone with a 1-1 Daniel voice talking and he sounds just about as retarded. It's like he's still there on my screen
>>212089253>Mr. “ I have not watched this since I did it”
>>212089402this was done on purpose
>>212089387could you guys please upload these at simpcity?
>>212089402beautiful hard brat nips
>>21208938117 years old meme effect, she will recover though
>>212089381Ellie would be the best stox to dump, high chance shes gone if it comes back or turns int oRV tank
>>212089249R-E-A
Say it with some respect.
What does it mean when a girl makes this face?
>>212089416her tiktok @wutang.witch :3
MY GUESS
>Jet is currently booked in jail for various charges
>Sam no longer wants involvement with Fishtank
>Bentank is announced tomorrow, Vance being flown out tonight to help out with production
>Ben in Patrick Star costume is new Goldstriker character host
>>212089424call the cops on them for a disorderly house
>>212089387This whore is just Betty 2.0 both in terms of appearance and behavior. I'd fart in her fucking mouth. Stupid bitch.
>>212089396and thats where its at.
>>212089396GET WITHDRAWALS
they're not coming back and jet will say a few things for a few minutes and then bounce
be sure to give him more money for bg2 though!
>>212089408hilarious that they said that like, yesterday and they're already right back to doing the same fucking bullshit
>>212089387I don’t like the simp bait but Angie is fucking hot ngl
>>212089367he is genuinely retarded its true, aryeh is autistic, but you can tell he has all his motor and cognitive abilities, daniel you can tell is not all there and has some form of retardation
does tomorrow mean sunday or saturday?
>>212089441She needs BWC and white children
>>212089406Friday to Sunday should be peak fishtank time they were stuck in a basement. Now swatted it's so over.
Things have never looked so grim, they have never been this dark. Defeat. It is over. All of it, just over…gone…byebye
>>212089409that was the moment I realized he was mentally deficient, not just socially
>>212089459bg2 is not happening if theyre getting shut down like they have been
>>212089463she looks 14 you sick fuck
>>212089107>Direnc can't leave the US because she's on a tourist visaNigga what? Australians can visit Canada visa free, just like the US. The US "ESTA" is valid for like 2 years, and you can stay for up to 90 days in any 180 day period even if you come and go
>>212089402This is what got her banned on twitch kek
>>212089450AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jet owes us Bitchtank 2 and also Bloodgames 2 and also Season 3 episodes and also the Bloodgames movie and also the rest of Season 4
>>212089441she wants onlyfans subscribers
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>>212089433I didnt even know simpcity was a thing till these threads. You should prob kys lol
>>212089315I've never seen him with a woman and in all likelihood is getting topped with his fat jewish asshole getting expanded by freds 5 inch wide 3 inch long cock as we speak
>>212089295Don't know much yet. Link your reddit account here so we can keep you updated.
>>212089475Tuesday of next week
>>212089467Aryeh's motor capabilities look like he is a puppet being directed by strings half the time
ok booked my tickets, 3 weeks in vietnam 3 weeks in philipines. wish me luck bros.
>>212089334>TJ was an actor (to an extent) retard who kept rocking back and forth and this generated a lot of contentThis is just how absolutely braindead S2fags are. They have zero synapses firing in their brain, which is why they make retarded claims like this
>>212089483it genuinely gave me a sinking feeling in my chest
>>212089361mildly. i've lived up there and you 100% aren't getting noise complaints anywhere. you can open carry without a permit and background checks only pertain to criminal records
>>212089485She doesn't look 14 nigger she's just a tight little piece.
>>212089516>not thailandwtf
>>212089477get off gif, BBC bot threads have mindbroke you
>>212089450>she's constantly looking at the camera >she knows jet is watching >she says she likes jet the most Do you faggots get it yet?
>>212089412>PRODUCTION SAIDhas nothing to do with what you're saying. Elaborate
>>212089521How am I wrong?
not saying whether or not the show is going on is complete bullshit it feels like they're stalling so people don't do chargebacks
if you gave these wiggers any money, you're stupid.
>>212089516Such a trip will cost hundreds of dollars, how can you afford it?
>>212089516Hope you find your STD free Ellie
DO NOT BAKE
Show's over
Go to bed and forget this shit
No matter what it is you will be mad
>>212089490Jet owes us shiptank, which will just be all-stars but on a passenger boat.
>>212089061But the morrow is Saturday morning, midnight is not the morrow
>>212089275MDE historically hasn't had an issue with minors and state lines
>>212089424beat him with sticks
also they can't drive too far in the RV because bloodgames starts right after lol
crying to Angie’s landslide cover
JET YOU BASTARD WHERE IS DIRENC
>>212089529>BAAAAKEEEI retired from baking, what's the point.
>>212089516wear a rubber dude
>>212089516fuck yeah brother. you'll have a good time. just make sure to avoid the chinese mafia run joints because they'll try and extort the fuck out of you.
>>212089538probably debating if they can stall this out and do something shitty like the rv again for more cash.
Insider here (I’m mutuals with Mints), apparently Sam overheard Jet talking to Ellie saying something about how he doesn’t consider Sam a true friend and only uses him as a pawn in his master plan, not an equal. I guess Ellie was really impressed and thought he sounded like a philosopher or something. Anyways, Sam decided he was going to quit fishtank and strike out on his own. Jet was not happy about this, he lost his cool and snapped…I don’t want to say what happened next but the Cumberland PD tossed him in a dungeon and what was left of production fled the scene. They don’t know where Sam is but they need his help to rescue Jet.
>>212089516Good luck brother
>>212089475Whenever we fucking feel like it, we've made 800k so far and haven't spent a dime on the show
Me and ben just got 2 hookers and it's none if your business whether they have cocks or not
be patient and trust the process ungrateful pieces of shits
>>212089542Read ‘Hunger’ by Knut Hamsun today
Pretty good, worse than Growth of the Soil
Wish I could’ve been watching Fishtank instead…
>>212089557Benji don't say such things WWBD
>>212089485SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS 13 ONCE, YOU SICK FUCK
>>212089516Do you know where you'll be going? Don't just go to random places that's the mistake I made when I went to the Phillipines and I ended up in some third world shithole shack town with the locals trying to steal my money because I'm white and they instantly saw money.
delete your fishtank folder you will unironically feel a load off your back it's freeing
>>212089516The absolute state of yellow fever fags
>>212089570yes sir sorry sir
>>212089552"right after"
it's 4 weeks after you dumb little nigger boy
>>212089496broke nigga really calling another nigga broke
>>212089367He went from the "literally me" to sad incel freak to simp to tolerable retard in record pace
Just end it and let Ellie go home so she can accept me on instagram and do a live stream.
>>212089516Vietnam doesn't let you bring chicks to your room
I'm just going to say it. Angie legit looks 12. Angie simps are bigger pedos than Ellie simps. At least Ellie looks like an adult, despite sounding like a child. Either way they're both pedo tier and simps should be hanged.
Whats exactly stopping Sam from just starting another Fishtank where he owns 95% (5% goes to the big guy Bill Ottman). No investors to string along. Hell he could raise money again on the grift
>>212089565Disregard this post
>>212089250Jet's innocence got rimmed. Now he tries to mask his trauma by having innocent girls reenact his deflowering.
>>212089570>it's none if your business whether they have cocks or notyes the fuck it is. spill.
>>212089582you'll have to pry my scotts from my cold dead hands
>>212089582My Fishtank folder is just pictures of Daniel’s fucked up postures
>>212089565At what point in the timeline did they all dump loads inside Mints?
jet better hope he can come up with something or hes gonna be selling his balenciaga clown shoes on ebay
>>212089516you're going to get murdered like that other white guy
you're automatically a target in those countries
enjoy
>>212089605Angie is a 23 year old adult woman
>>212089605I've been saying Angie is hotter than ellie for weeks now
>>212089387claire should make videos like this
>>212089537>Tayleigh comes up from the basement>she creates content and gets confronted>"production said"That reveals it was scripted. She didn't decide to create content. Production created the content. The only difference between "production said" and a script is writing it down. Even more insane, all of their personalities were fake. Once they revealed it was scripted, production had a meltdown and forced them to continue their fake personalities. Such a shit season. May as watch normal tv.
if angie looks like that at 23 just imagine
>>212089586you're not gonna fuck jet bro
I don't know when it will be back, but Scott better be there
>>212089387I feel bad for her, fishtank is probably the most attention she's gotten in her life and now she won't stop whoring herself out.
>>212089359Brown hands typed this
>>212089387That eye has been infected for 2 weeks now.... Gonna get into her brain
>>212088602Couldnt say they were all adopted from the animal shelter thing we have in canada because breeder bad for some reason, sounds plausible though the one that can hunt also has more personality and more varying vocalizations than the other dullards
>>212089539>hundreds of dollarslol
>>212089586Didn't mean to get snappy bro, it's just shit hasn't been the same since daniel bitched me at the front door the other night
also this female hooker just put teeth on my dick and ben laughed at me when I said it hurt so yea im kinda pissed off
>emergency investor meeting
oh no no no
>>212089635Who looks 12 to any sane person.
someone tell me what the claire jet stuff is
>>212089540that's the plan
>>212089539savings I've got plenty
>>212089533I looked through a lot of pictures and stuff and thai chicks just weren't doing it for me
>>212089559I'm not gonna fuck just anything I'm looking for an 18yo virgin wife
>>212089584stay mad
>>212089485Are you retarded? Because she's attractive and slim? Jesus christ are Americans retarded. Only out of shape fat cunts who are 20 over past their menopause are allowed to be leered at if you all had your way.
>>212089600Yeah it does. They just have to show their ID
I know on the hotel signs they say
>No prostituesBut they really don't care
t. had like 5 different women in my hotel over the course of several weeks
>>212089635who makes herself look twelve to bait sick perverts like you
Zoomers really are gay retards. "uuuhhh she looks 14 even though she's 22"
No wonder none of you get any pussy and all your chicks fuck Millennials.
>>212089387she looks like a child
>>212089661>call you faggots brown ass beaners all season>now you try and flip it backnot working, pablo
>>212089605When I was 28 I dated an 18 year old just like her and all I can say is it was fucking exhausting. Simping for her is crazy. Just jerk off and forget her
>>212089605this is 1000% true, angie even plays it up and leans into the braces shit
>>212089680pedo hands typed this post
>>212089670proof you're jet?
Insider here.
I shaved my pubes in the shape of a flame.
>>212089675claire woke up drunk and in handcuffs while jet recorded himself fucking her
>>212089634I'm very nimble and charismatic
>>212089723Why are you admitting to be a paedophile?
>>212089367Makes me sad
I rly want a good life for dawk daniel but it's gonna be hard for him
>>212089367So? Burt is deeply schizophrenic and now he has a steady stream and fanbase. The show is good about giving contestants what they deserve. That's why Taylor is alone in a desert somewhere
I want to fuck and cum in hot barely legal Asian girls and I have money and don't care about what people think of me. I've never looked into it, how do passport bros do it?
>>212089605While you sit there, wasting away being a moralfag, I'll be here enjoying women in their prime. Faggot.
>>212089552>bloodgames starts
>>212089605Angie looks 16 at most and the braces don't help. Her simps are astroturfed as fuck people just repost her IG shit and that's it because they can't afford 5 bucks for her patreon
>>212089774I'm sure sex tourists have their own forums for all the best spots
>>212089795more like buttgames because it was shitty
>>212089784They're shit scared of approaching attractive women which is why Zoomers are like Seth reaching 25 and virgin because they're petrified of what some weirdo online will think if they're dating an attractive girl.
>>212089810Here's hoping.
>>212089679What do you tell yourself, dork? That le white women are no good, but bug eyed souless monkeys are good because they're the only ones who'll give you the time of day?
>>212089675Claire cheated on her boyfriend with jet for a week or so, according to her he recorded it and had her wear handcuffs. She regrets it. People meme about her rimming him but there's no evidence and Claire never said anything about. Claire also revealed he fucked Abi.
>>212089844Wasn't that Bald and Bankrupt guy exposed for his posts on some forum. Just look that up
It feels like S4 is truly dead, I think their silence speaks volumes.
They should go right into Bloodgames 2 as quickly as they can.
Include all remaining S4 members(if they wish to) and split the S4 prize money with the Top 3 stocks.
Get right back to making content and insane profit without missing a beat.
If the show stops here and they wait 4+ weeks like they planned on for bg2, they're leaving money on the table.
>>212088533you don't even need an address. lease/buy a temp controlled warehouse under a pseudonym and plop a couple mobile homes in it, hook them up with water and power, and use that
>>212089898yeah I think it's dead too
they're only stalling so people don't ask for refunds. they'll come up with some sob story how it's not their fault (it is)
>>212088396/bant/ ftl is fucking gay, caring about former fish and adjacent is fucking gay and parasocial subhuman cringe like who the fuck even is that bitch what season was she even from
>>212089117i'm in love with him. i want to fugg him.
>>212089833Fucking zoomers. When I was his age I was engaged.
>>212089882Who cares? There are thousands of bald and bankrupts who go to SEAmonkey countries to fuck Asian girls and you never hear about them because they don't post themselves on Youtube.
>>212089071i want to see him dance nekkid.
>>212089833I don't simp for women, as a preface. It's fucking pathetic. But honestly, I'm in my early 30's and the vast majority of the attention I get from women is from college aged chicks.
>>212090030I just meant that forum he was using. relax
>>212089981That's Kiki Goldbergstein from Jewtank.
>>212090017Wow how did that marriage go since you're on /tv/ right now alphadick?
>>212088901They made her a fish to justify not kicking TJ for clearly losing the Stand Up Comedy elimination challenge.
>>212090143I mean she's dead now but before that it was pretty cool.
They should just extend all live season passes to include BG2/S5 if they're that worried about refunds.
They can print money with this shit, their biggest concern should be keeping the fans happy and keeping this train rolling not the charge backs.
>the more "christian" sam and the wiggers become, the worse problems they face
what does it mean
>>212088847best idea: keep only direnc and freddy and start over day 1 with new fish and freeloaders otherwise. never have any autistic self-insert bait (Daniel Aryeh TJ Jimmy Jon Cole etc) only have weird burnouts and attractive normies, nobody that anyone who regularly talks about fishtank online can find relatable or parasocially enjoyable.
id feel bad if s4 and extreme peace didnt suck so hard.
>>212088321>>212088321unbelievably real comment
when good men need them
where are dubs
>>212089122not really, the audience has expanded upon the eternally miserable with everything lifelong autistic bullying victim subhuman dead-end losers from 4chan hate-watching everything Hyde does (I'm not that though, everyone else is)
