Thread 212089395

Fix the Sequels in 10 words or less

>>212089395 (OP)
Chewbacca gets a cellphone

>>212089395 (OP)
Kylo Ren wins

don't do them

Rey is a villain protagonist.

>>212089395 (OP)
Splinter in the minds eye.
Done.

>>212089395 (OP)
>High Impact Sexual Violence

Bring back Lucas and start from scratch

>>212089395 (OP)
Do not watch this. Let star wars die with dignity.

Timothy Zahn and George Lucas as story-narrative consultants.

>>212089508
That could be Kino

>>212089395 (OP)
Nude Rey

>>212089523
You have the greatest film classification system in the world, to thank for that meme. The Australian film classification system. Have YOU thanked those motherfuckers, today?

https://www.classification.gov.au/

>>212089395 (OP)
Kylo and Rey forsake the establishments to make something new

>>212089395 (OP)
Stop making more.

>>212089395 (OP)
1. They
2. Never
3. Happened

Rey should be a nudist.

>>212089395 (OP)
Kill Kathleen Kennedy. Shelve the shit. Burn every sequel copy.

>>212089395 (OP)
don't hire jews.

>>212089395 (OP)
You misunderstood. That was merely my first order.

They never happened. Apologize, dilate, fire Kennedy, abandon anti-white hatred

>>212089395 (OP)
>Fix the Sequels in 10 words or less
Delete them. Delete everything after Empire and start anew as adult storytellers.

Make Daisy Ridley spread her plump ass towards the camera.

>>212089395 (OP)
Faithful adaptation of the Thrawn trilogy.

>>212089395 (OP)
George doesn't sell the rights to Disney.
7 words.

>>212089395 (OP)
Fire disney. All of it. The whole company.

No rey finn main lead drop hux

>>212089395 (OP)
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

fire kaithleen kennedy and bob iger

full penetration

>>212089395 (OP)
Deep
Substrate
Foliated
Kalkite

>>212089395 (OP)
yuuzhan vong

>>212089395 (OP)
Daisy ridley sits on my face

>>212089395 (OP)
Yuuzhan Vong tv series. Make all JewJew Abrams movies non canon and all movies/series linked to them.

It should have been a simultaneous corruption story for Rey turning to the dark side of the force and a redemption story for Kylo

Rise of Buccee

>>212089395 (OP)
Darth Jar Jar reveals himself as the puppetmaster behind everything.

what's this BUC-EE'S meme someone give me the rundown

>>212091781
Based but are you some kind of word-fag?

Canon giantess vore.

>>212092241
It’s the newest viral marketing psyop here in the US. NPCs drive hours to go to a Buc-ees gas station because it’s memed everywhere. Just like they lined up to buy Stanley cups.

>>212092241
Third-worlders and urban bugmen can't comprehend large, clean stores

Leads get three part arcs.
The rebels won the war.

>>212089395 (OP)
zero niggers or women, wasp writer

>>212089395 (OP)
>Sexy Rey
>Luke doesn't attack nephew
>No Palpatine
>Ben lives

>>212092241
Amerimutts so demoralized they think having 50 gas pumps in one place and bathroom stalls where other people can’t see you shit is impressive

Chewbacca gets ipad

Write script for all 3 before filming any

>>212089395 (OP)
Finn gets all stormtroopers to rise up in TROS. Bitch.

Star Wars are not physical wars, but are in fact

>>212089395 (OP)
Luke catches the lightsaber and defeats Kylo

>>212089395 (OP)
Jar Jar, child actors, Ewoks

>>212089395 (OP)
They just had to ignore all the retards who bitched about The Last Jedi.

>>212089395 (OP)
remove them from existence

>>212089395 (OP)
Don't sell to Disney. Adapt the EU. I'll run it.

>>212089395 (OP)
Dark Rey
Reylo love
Last Jedi retcon
ass and titties

>>212094202
Everyone "bitched" about it.
It's the worst movie of the 2010s

General Hux wins and starts empire that lasts 1000 years.

>>212094202
yeah bro if the people aboard the Titanic wanted to enjoy their Atlantic cruise they just had to ignore all the retards who bitched about the hull breach

Somehow, Vader has returned.

>>212089395 (OP)
Finn becomes a jedi instead of a rebel

>>212089395 (OP)
Less prequels and sequels and more Episode 5.2
SHADOWS OF THE EMPIRE

>>212089517
>Splinter in the minds eye.
a misty jungle planet would've been great for a sequel.

Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, The Last Command

>>212089395 (OP)
There's nothing to fix

>>212089395 (OP)
give Warwick Davis more roles and have his characters keep dying in more and more absurd ways

>>212089395 (OP)
Don't kill off Ben; let him start a redemption journey

>>212089395 (OP)
Disney doesn't make it. Young white actors only. No lightsabers.

I'm banned so can't post vids until tomorrow but here's https://filebin.net/1diig8mnuyg8nfcy could some kind Sir please mp4 post 29 and 30? ok thank you

>>212089395 (OP)
Marriage Story IN SPACE

>>212095944
>MURRRRPPPHHHHHH

>>212089395 (OP)
It was all a fever dream.

Make the lightsabers longer and Mad Max

like this

>>212089395 (OP)
finn gets executed for desertion when he pops his sweaty head up and then an hour and a half of mass arrest of non-humans occur. the end is palpatine and old man windu (he didn't die) drinking wine and saying "fuck aliens, fuck jannies!"

>>212100831
stop spamming your AI slop faggot

and lightsaber X-Wings

>>212100951
lol never stopping fleshbag

>>212089395 (OP)
Plan them out first, old characters only get small cameos

>>212100951
I would rather watch A.I sloppa then a jew produced movie honestly right now to be fair

Kill Lucas before he sells Lucasfilms.
kill Rian Johnson too.

Luke runs a successful academy

Luke runs a florist shop on Tattione and had a hot 'friend'

>>212089395 (OP)
>The Rise of Skywalker
Resurrect Luke

Tits McGee

make an AI containment board faggot mods

>>212094594
>Darth Inflador

>>212101934
/thread

No Finn, No Palpatine, Kylo Rey brutal sex

>>212101941
you can always not click the mp4s? You know what they are anon with your fleshy fingers and a heartbeat lol

>>212089564
>dignity
Lol

>>212101265
I miss seeing SW fanart like this

>>212100125
>>212100831
these posts reek of curry

>>212101891
Cute Mara

>>212102694
No I'm slow cooking a beef stew and still have 2 hours left the fucking turnips don't cook well fucking bloody turnips Saar

>>212093116
Aren't Stanley cups sold at Walmart?

>>212089395 (OP)
"Star Wars only has 3 movies"

Ez fix

>>212092241
>it's a hate symbol

>Darth Rey
>New Republic vs insurgent Imperial cells
>Yuuzhan Vong

done

he for 2.5 hours trying to suck my own cock while my cat (ewok) walks arpund looking at me. I just get my forskin on my tounge then next episode

>>212094557
gottim

Star Wars is basically a science fantasy western and sould have stayed that way, even the prequals strayed too far from the formula. Gun slingers in space like han solo is a dope idea.

There's no fixing it, it's just a mindless rehash.

>>212089395 (OP)
in movie 2, rey and kylo both switch sides

>>212089395 (OP)
More action, ass, and aliens
Less plot, nostalgia, and kissing

>>212104821
This is what should have happened, and what a lot of people assumed was going to happen when it was still being discussed. I liked that idea. It has the twist and Ben would make a good redemption with ending his own life with a sacrifice.

>>212092241
All these haters ain’t ever been there with a fresh brisket in their hand and a bag of beaver nuggies. It’s not a destination like people meme it to be in the internet but i worked in Texas for a few months and I picked up a brisket every single day.

>>212092241
Foreigners especially thirdies have found out bucc ees employs make 12 times what they do about hour.
A bucc ees employee makes on average 13 times what an average person does in China.

It's very telling when a gas station attendant makes 21 times what an Indian does. It's rather hilarious

>>212089395 (OP)
Rey turns to dark side, Kylo redeems her. More Spaceballs.

>>212104128
>Yuuzhan Vong in the disney sequels
eww, that would completely ruin them

>>212106293
Not like they were that great to begin with

Bidenfags vote against their own economic interests

>>212104821
>>212105285
Couldn't be done.
Disney didn't want another white male protagonist or a compelling story.

longer lightsabers

>>212089395 (OP)
I can do it in one
Delete

>>212089395 (OP)
Just adapt the Thrawn Trilogy and make it years earlier.

>>212089395 (OP)
Three movies of Daisy Ridleys feet being on the screen

>>212107582
i'd even be fine with a Dark Empire trilogy, recasting all the characters as the actors are too old, and embracing all the dumb bullshit present in those comics.
give me magellan cloud ghost emperor. it's, hilariously, less lorebreaking than dangerhair secret suicide hyperspace gambit

>>212109400
Hell yeah