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Anonymous No.212089395 >>212089435 >>212089470 >>212089517 >>212089523 >>212089564 >>212089611 >>212089684 >>212089751 >>212089756 >>212089893 >>212089902 >>212089945 >>212090012 >>212090083 >>212090149 >>212090178 >>212090254 >>212090841 >>212090869 >>212090882 >>212090973 >>212092185 >>212093245 >>212093652 >>212094025 >>212094052 >>212094112 >>212094202 >>212094306 >>212094320 >>212094330 >>212094614 >>212095133 >>212095364 >>212095792 >>212095862 >>212095913 >>212097957 >>212098070 >>212100925 >>212101265 >>212101742 >>212103616 >>212104821 >>212105084 >>212105784 >>212106465 >>212107582 >>212109200
Fix the Sequels in 10 words or less
Anonymous No.212089435
>>212089395 (OP)
Chewbacca gets a cellphone
Anonymous No.212089470
>>212089395 (OP)
Kylo Ren wins
Anonymous No.212089472
don't do them
Anonymous No.212089508 >>212089595
Rey is a villain protagonist.
Anonymous No.212089517 >>212095133
>>212089395 (OP)
Splinter in the minds eye.
Done.
Anonymous No.212089523 >>212089662 >>212095944
>>212089395 (OP)
>High Impact Sexual Violence
Anonymous No.212089532
Bring back Lucas and start from scratch
Anonymous No.212089564 >>212102069
>>212089395 (OP)
Do not watch this. Let star wars die with dignity.
Anonymous No.212089592
Timothy Zahn and George Lucas as story-narrative consultants.
Anonymous No.212089595
>>212089508
That could be Kino
Anonymous No.212089611
>>212089395 (OP)
Nude Rey
Anonymous No.212089662
>>212089523
You have the greatest film classification system in the world, to thank for that meme. The Australian film classification system. Have YOU thanked those motherfuckers, today?

https://www.classification.gov.au/
Anonymous No.212089684
>>212089395 (OP)
Kylo and Rey forsake the establishments to make something new
Anonymous No.212089751
>>212089395 (OP)
Stop making more.
Anonymous No.212089756
>>212089395 (OP)
1. They
2. Never
3. Happened
Anonymous No.212089808
Rey should be a nudist.
Anonymous No.212089893
>>212089395 (OP)
Kill Kathleen Kennedy. Shelve the shit. Burn every sequel copy.
Anonymous No.212089902
>>212089395 (OP)
don't hire jews.
Anonymous No.212089945
>>212089395 (OP)
You misunderstood. That was merely my first order.
Anonymous No.212089961
They never happened. Apologize, dilate, fire Kennedy, abandon anti-white hatred
Anonymous No.212090012
>>212089395 (OP)
>Fix the Sequels in 10 words or less
Delete them. Delete everything after Empire and start anew as adult storytellers.
Anonymous No.212090025
Make Daisy Ridley spread her plump ass towards the camera.
Anonymous No.212090083
>>212089395 (OP)
Faithful adaptation of the Thrawn trilogy.
Anonymous No.212090149
>>212089395 (OP)
George doesn't sell the rights to Disney.
7 words.
Anonmous No.212090178
>>212089395 (OP)
Fire disney. All of it. The whole company.
Anonymous No.212090191
No rey finn main lead drop hux
Anonymous No.212090254
>>212089395 (OP)
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
Anonymous No.212090601
fire kaithleen kennedy and bob iger
Anonymous No.212090668
full penetration
Anonymous No.212090841
>>212089395 (OP)
Deep
Substrate
Foliated
Kalkite
Anonymous No.212090869
>>212089395 (OP)
yuuzhan vong
Anonymous No.212090882
>>212089395 (OP)
Daisy ridley sits on my face
Anonymous No.212090973
>>212089395 (OP)
Yuuzhan Vong tv series. Make all JewJew Abrams movies non canon and all movies/series linked to them.
Anonymous No.212091781 >>212092362
It should have been a simultaneous corruption story for Rey turning to the dark side of the force and a redemption story for Kylo
Anonymous No.212091840
Rise of Buccee
Anonymous No.212092185
>>212089395 (OP)
Darth Jar Jar reveals himself as the puppetmaster behind everything.
Anonymous No.212092241 >>212093116 >>212093195 >>212093933 >>212104048 >>212105396 >>212105503
what's this BUC-EE'S meme someone give me the rundown
Anonymous No.212092362
>>212091781
Based but are you some kind of word-fag?
Anonymous No.212092956
Canon giantess vore.
Anonymous No.212093116 >>212103114
>>212092241
It’s the newest viral marketing psyop here in the US. NPCs drive hours to go to a Buc-ees gas station because it’s memed everywhere. Just like they lined up to buy Stanley cups.
Anonymous No.212093195
>>212092241
Third-worlders and urban bugmen can't comprehend large, clean stores
Anonymous No.212093200
Leads get three part arcs.
The rebels won the war.
Anonymous No.212093245
>>212089395 (OP)
zero niggers or women, wasp writer
Anonymous No.212093652
>>212089395 (OP)
>Sexy Rey
>Luke doesn't attack nephew
>No Palpatine
>Ben lives
Anonymous No.212093933
>>212092241
Amerimutts so demoralized they think having 50 gas pumps in one place and bathroom stalls where other people can’t see you shit is impressive
Anonymous No.212093957
Chewbacca gets ipad
Anonymous No.212093995
Write script for all 3 before filming any
Anonymous No.212094025
>>212089395 (OP)
Finn gets all stormtroopers to rise up in TROS. Bitch.
Anonymous No.212094049
Star Wars are not physical wars, but are in fact
Anonymous No.212094052
>>212089395 (OP)
Luke catches the lightsaber and defeats Kylo
Anonymous No.212094112
>>212089395 (OP)
Jar Jar, child actors, Ewoks
Anonymous No.212094202 >>212094338 >>212094557
>>212089395 (OP)
They just had to ignore all the retards who bitched about The Last Jedi.
Anonymous No.212094306
>>212089395 (OP)
remove them from existence
Anonymous No.212094320
>>212089395 (OP)
Don't sell to Disney. Adapt the EU. I'll run it.
Anonymous No.212094330
>>212089395 (OP)
Dark Rey
Reylo love
Last Jedi retcon
ass and titties
Anonymous No.212094338
>>212094202
Everyone "bitched" about it.
It's the worst movie of the 2010s
Anonymous No.212094417
General Hux wins and starts empire that lasts 1000 years.
Anonymous No.212094557 >>212104313
>>212094202
yeah bro if the people aboard the Titanic wanted to enjoy their Atlantic cruise they just had to ignore all the retards who bitched about the hull breach
Anonymous No.212094594 >>212101970
Somehow, Vader has returned.
Anonymous No.212094614
>>212089395 (OP)
Finn becomes a jedi instead of a rebel
Anonymous No.212095133
>>212089395 (OP)
Less prequels and sequels and more Episode 5.2
SHADOWS OF THE EMPIRE

>>212089517
>Splinter in the minds eye.
a misty jungle planet would've been great for a sequel.
Anonymous No.212095218
Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, The Last Command
Dunkaccino No.212095364
>>212089395 (OP)
There's nothing to fix
Anonymous No.212095792
>>212089395 (OP)
give Warwick Davis more roles and have his characters keep dying in more and more absurd ways
Anonymous No.212095862
>>212089395 (OP)
Don't kill off Ben; let him start a redemption journey
Anonymous No.212095913
>>212089395 (OP)
Disney doesn't make it. Young white actors only. No lightsabers.
Anonymous No.212095944 >>212097984
>>212089523
Anonymous No.212097763
I'm banned so can't post vids until tomorrow but here's https://filebin.net/1diig8mnuyg8nfcy could some kind Sir please mp4 post 29 and 30? ok thank you
Anonymous No.212097957
>>212089395 (OP)
Marriage Story IN SPACE
Anonymous No.212097984
>>212095944
>MURRRRPPPHHHHHH
Anonymous No.212098070
>>212089395 (OP)
It was all a fever dream.
Anonymous No.212100125 >>212102694
Make the lightsabers longer and Mad Max
Anonymous No.212100831 >>212100951 >>212102694 >>212105985
like this
Anonymous No.212100925
>>212089395 (OP)
finn gets executed for desertion when he pops his sweaty head up and then an hour and a half of mass arrest of non-humans occur. the end is palpatine and old man windu (he didn't die) drinking wine and saying "fuck aliens, fuck jannies!"
Anonymous No.212100951 >>212101168 >>212101296
>>212100831
stop spamming your AI slop faggot
Anonymous No.212101022
and lightsaber X-Wings
Anonymous No.212101168
>>212100951
lol never stopping fleshbag
Anonymous No.212101265 >>212102595
>>212089395 (OP)
Plan them out first, old characters only get small cameos
Anonymous No.212101296
>>212100951
I would rather watch A.I sloppa then a jew produced movie honestly right now to be fair
Anonymous No.212101298
Kill Lucas before he sells Lucasfilms.
kill Rian Johnson too.
Anonymous No.212101323
Luke runs a successful academy
Anonymous No.212101671
Luke runs a florist shop on Tattione and had a hot 'friend'
Anonymous No.212101742
>>212089395 (OP)
>The Rise of Skywalker
Resurrect Luke
Anonymous No.212101891 >>212102726
Anonymous No.212101934 >>212102015
Tits McGee
Anonymous No.212101941 >>212102036
make an AI containment board faggot mods
Anonymous No.212101970
>>212094594
>Darth Inflador
Anonymous No.212102015
>>212101934
/thread
Anonymous No.212102032
No Finn, No Palpatine, Kylo Rey brutal sex
Anonymous No.212102036
>>212101941
you can always not click the mp4s? You know what they are anon with your fleshy fingers and a heartbeat lol
Anonymous No.212102069
>>212089564
>dignity
Lol
Anonymous No.212102595
>>212101265
I miss seeing SW fanart like this
Anonymous No.212102694 >>212102987
>>212100125
>>212100831
these posts reek of curry
Anonymous No.212102726
>>212101891
Cute Mara
Anonymous No.212102769
Anonymous No.212102987
>>212102694
No I'm slow cooking a beef stew and still have 2 hours left the fucking turnips don't cook well fucking bloody turnips Saar
Anonymous No.212103114
>>212093116
Aren't Stanley cups sold at Walmart?
Anonymous No.212103616
>>212089395 (OP)
"Star Wars only has 3 movies"

Ez fix
Anonymous No.212104048
>>212092241
>it's a hate symbol
Anonymous No.212104128 >>212106293
>Darth Rey
>New Republic vs insurgent Imperial cells
>Yuuzhan Vong

done
Anonymous No.212104202
he for 2.5 hours trying to suck my own cock while my cat (ewok) walks arpund looking at me. I just get my forskin on my tounge then next episode
Anonymous No.212104313
>>212094557
gottim
Anonymous No.212104434
Star Wars is basically a science fantasy western and sould have stayed that way, even the prequals strayed too far from the formula. Gun slingers in space like han solo is a dope idea.
Anonymous No.212104794
There's no fixing it, it's just a mindless rehash.
Anonymous No.212104821 >>212105285 >>212106362
>>212089395 (OP)
in movie 2, rey and kylo both switch sides
Anonymous No.212105084
>>212089395 (OP)
More action, ass, and aliens
Less plot, nostalgia, and kissing
Anonymous No.212105285 >>212106362
>>212104821
This is what should have happened, and what a lot of people assumed was going to happen when it was still being discussed. I liked that idea. It has the twist and Ben would make a good redemption with ending his own life with a sacrifice.
Anonymous No.212105396
>>212092241
All these haters ain’t ever been there with a fresh brisket in their hand and a bag of beaver nuggies. It’s not a destination like people meme it to be in the internet but i worked in Texas for a few months and I picked up a brisket every single day.
Anonymous No.212105503
>>212092241
Foreigners especially thirdies have found out bucc ees employs make 12 times what they do about hour.
A bucc ees employee makes on average 13 times what an average person does in China.

It's very telling when a gas station attendant makes 21 times what an Indian does. It's rather hilarious
Anonymous No.212105784
>>212089395 (OP)
Rey turns to dark side, Kylo redeems her. More Spaceballs.
Anonymous No.212105985
>>212100831
Anonymous No.212106293 >>212106322
>>212104128
>Yuuzhan Vong in the disney sequels
eww, that would completely ruin them
Anonymous No.212106322
>>212106293
Not like they were that great to begin with
Anonymous No.212106361
Bidenfags vote against their own economic interests
Anonymous No.212106362
>>212104821
>>212105285
Couldn't be done.
Disney didn't want another white male protagonist or a compelling story.
Anonymous No.212106404
longer lightsabers
Anonymous No.212106465
>>212089395 (OP)
I can do it in one
Delete
Anonymous No.212107582 >>212109400
>>212089395 (OP)
Just adapt the Thrawn Trilogy and make it years earlier.
Anonymous No.212109200
>>212089395 (OP)
Three movies of Daisy Ridleys feet being on the screen
Anonymous No.212109400 >>212109623
>>212107582
i'd even be fine with a Dark Empire trilogy, recasting all the characters as the actors are too old, and embracing all the dumb bullshit present in those comics.
give me magellan cloud ghost emperor. it's, hilariously, less lorebreaking than dangerhair secret suicide hyperspace gambit
Anonymous No.212109623
>>212109400
Hell yeah